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Date   : 01/19/2011    Duedate: 02/01/2011

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DM-101    TURN-550

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 SEA DOGS 1/1442       532  368  5 59.1      DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221               
    SEA DOGS 18/426                             NOT QUITE 59/1237                     
    DUNGEON CELL 42/1470                      3 SERPENTS HOL 21/1499   55   50  0 52.4
    SEA DOGS 21/1446                            ZOMBIE SQUAD II II 68/1495            
    DUNGEON CELL 4 82/1487                      DRAGON'S GUARD V 84/1489              
    DUNGEON CELL 97 82/1497                     ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 98/1498                
  2-SPARF! 20/1069       1062  925 16 53.4      YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500                 
    OTTO'S PARTS 52/892                       4 BUMS 'R' US 60/1142    91  118  0 43.5
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/591                         JOYS OF BOOZE 33/1209                 
    USELESS TOOLS 54/735                      5 DARK AT HEAR 21/1496    6    8  0 42.9
    HERE TO PHOENIX 26/1072                   6 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228  471  657 10 41.8
    MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439                   7-STREET WALKER 29/129    4    6  0 40.0
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                        8 CHILDREN OF  35/1415  717 1200  8 37.4

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Debby Tonte came by to keep me company while I did the spy report, and she was
laughing so hard, I had to put her out in the hall.  She said it made her feel better
about Free Blades, to see how pathetic Home Guard is.  And pathetic is the word for
it.
     Twelve fights, three of them involving standbys.  No challenges went through, I
was hoping for some tourney victor challenges.  There seem to have been some avoids,
but the avoiders, or possibly the avoidees, tied, so the Commission isn't interested.
No deaths.
     Sidewinder got the most points, 27 for a victory over Buddercup.  Mirage dropped
the most, 31 points for losing to a standby.
     Other than that, there just wasn't much to it today.

     PRISONER 0484 (82-49671) (23-48-1,47) of DUNGEON CELL 97 fought FAMINE (21-6826)
(16-13-0,54) of DARK AT HEART.  PRISONER 0484 was subdued by FAMINE in a 2 minute
bloody competition.  Famine will do that to anyone.
     PRISONER R02 (82-51078) (31-40-1,86) of DUNGEON CELL 4 fought DEAD LEE (8-3142)
(12-5-0,54) of YOU PAY I SLAY.  PRISONER R02 overpowered DEAD LEE in a 2 minute one-
sided fight.  I feel badly for this Dead Lee, us dead guys should stick together.  I
can introduce him to a good mortician for those necessary repairs.
     MIRAGE (84-10230) (23-16-1,71) of DRAGON'S GUARD V fought LAKE SAILOR (101-2)
(0-0-0,30) of Random Bods.  MIRAGE was overpowered by LAKE SAILOR in a 1 minute
uneven match.  And it's no wonder why Mirage dropped so drastically.
     DOMINION (98-2058) (9-13-3,69) of ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 fought SURLY DECKHAND (21-6568)
(39-46-1,79) of SEA DOGS.  DOMINION savagely defeated SURLY DECKHAND in an action
packed 4 minute gory duel.  It isn't everyone who can maintain savagery for that
long.  Watch out for this Dominion dude.
     OWAIN HARLSON (35-3130) (51-84-1,107) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought IRON-PLATED IRV
(101-10) (0-0-0,150) of Random Bods.  OWAIN HARLSON lost to IRON-PLATED IRV in an
action packed 1 minute duel.  At least Owain has the excuse of being the underdog
here.
     FLY FISHER (21-6727) (32-9-1,126) of SEA DOGS fought MORBID CRUSADER (21-6825)
(22-9-1,91) of DARK AT HEART.  FLY FISHER viciously subdued MORBID CRUSADER in an
action packed 2 minute fight.  Turned his flies loose on the Crusader.

     HUW AP HUW (35-3030) (37-105-1,140) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought SLICK STEPHAN
(101-11) (0-0-0,150) of Random Bods.  HUW AP HUW was overpowered by SLICK STEPHAN in
a 2 minute bloody one-sided struggle.  Nobody was surprised at all.
     CHATTY CABALIST (42-4488) (37-18-3,175) of DUNGEON CELL fought NO CHASER (33-
6490) (39-42-0,162) of JOYS OF BOOZE.  CHATTY CABALIST devastated NO CHASER in a 1
minute uneven brawl.  When Chatty wants a chaser, he HAS one.  I like a drinker who
knows his own mind.
     BUDDERCUP (60-5967) (54-58-0,197) of BUMS 'R' US fought SIDEWINDER (21-6883)
(23-2-1,159) of SERPENTS HOLD.  BUDDERCUP was viciously subdued by SIDEWINDER in a
popular 2 minute brutal fight.  This underdog victory explains Sidewinder's rise.
     MATH OP OWAIN (35-1418) (74-121-1,194) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought SMOKE (68-
5868) (30-20-0,198) of ZOMBIE SQUAD II II.  MATH OP OWAIN was luckily beaten by SMOKE
in an action packed 10 minute bloody fight.  Ten minutes isn't luck, it's dogged
determination.
     SPARE ANCHOR (18-9610) (45-28-1,203) of SEA DOGS fought TAVIS CADFALSON (35-
1419) (59-136-3,165) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  SPARE ANCHOR outwaited TAVIS CADFALSON in
an action packed 9 minute battle.  At least no one called it luck.

For the title:
     JETSAM (1-8172) (46-35-1,285) of SEA DOGS fought GAR & BRILL (38-4252) (82-145-
1,185) of JUST BECAUSE.  JETSAM bested GAR & BRILL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Title
fight.  Well... better Jetsam than Gar, I suppose.  Congratulations.

                                        Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD          W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JETSAM 1-8172               47  35  1  287  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429         34  39  1  213  SPARF! (1069)              SEAM

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610        46  28  1  205  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 SMOKE 68-5868               31  20  0  205  ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495)  FIREHOLD
-DON KING 47-5374            28  25  3  204  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
-WAHOO 26-3916               26  18  1  202  HERE TO PHOENIX (1072)     CALEAM
-PHONELESS CORD 54-2018      36  22  0  199  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418       74 122  1  196  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         82 146  1  190  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 SIDEWINDER 21-6883          24   2  1  186  SERPENTS HOLD (1499)       SUNSET
-GOLDIE 29-4805              30  17  5  184  STREET WALKERS (129)       LAPUR
 CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488     38  18  3  183  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
-PERFECT TEN 47-4218         34  29  1  182  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
-CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315       24  25  1  181  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BUDDERCUP 60-5967           54  59  0  180  BUMS 'R' US (1142)         ARADI
-IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110   33  13  1  180  NOT QUITE (1237)           ILLIS
-DIRTY SANCHEZ 29-4802       29  19  0  180  STREET WALKERS (129)       LAPUR
 TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419     59 137  3  177  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
-RUBBER BULLET 54-2503       26   6  1  171  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 NO CHASER 33-6490           39  43  0  160  JOYS OF BOOZE (1209)       NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-MAD DOG MONTANA 29-4984     31  30  6  143  STREET WALKERS (129)       LAPUR
-BRICKHOUSE 29-4131          44  23  0  139  STREET WALKERS (129)       LAPUR
 HUW AP HUW 35-3030          37 106  1  133  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 FLY FISHER 21-6727          33   9  1  132  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
-CAULIFLOWER EARS 52-3424    29  21  0  128  OTTO'S PARTS (892)         FRATSFA
 OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130       51  85  1  114  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-PORKY PIG 72-5953           24  14  2  106  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-HOCKEY DUCK 39-937          35  30  1  100  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 MORBID CRUSADER 21-6825     22  10  1  100  DARK AT HEART (1496)       SUNSET
 PRISONER R02 82--14458      32  40  1   93  DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487)      DWES EG

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DOMINION 98-2058            10  13  3   80  ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498)      SYVYN'S HILL
 SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568      39  47  1   72  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
-A.O. HELL 54-2523           24  10  2   59  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 FAMINE 21-6826              17  13  0   57  DARK AT HEART (1496)       SUNSET
 DEAD LEE 8-3142             12   6  0   52  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 PRISONER 0484 82--15865     23  49  1   46  DUNGEON CELL 97 (1497)     DWES EG
 MIRAGE 84-10230             23  17  1   40  DRAGON'S GUARD V (1489)    BLACKSTONE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Goldie -- My momma always told me not to get mixed up with women in your line of
work, and I can see why.  You're dangerous! -- Tavis Cadfalson

Jetsam -- I can't imagine why your manager supposed you were something to be thrown
away.  You seem entirely competent, and what more can anyone ask? -- Math op Owain

Chatty Cabalist -- As soon as I saw your name on the schedule, my ears began to hurt.
I'm not real good at listening. -- Huw ap Huw

Fly Fisher -- The ignominy!  To have been defeated by someone who fishes for flies!
-- Owain Harlson

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JETSAM bested GAR & BRILL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Title fight.
SPARE ANCHOR outwaited TAVIS CADFALSON in a action packed 9 minute battle.
MATH OP OWAIN was luckily beaten by SMOKE in a action packed 10 minute bloody fight.
BUDDERCUP was viciously subdued by SIDEWINDER in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.
CHATTY CABALIST devastated NO CHASER in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
HUW AP HUW was overpowered by SLICK STEPHAN in a 2 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
FLY FISHER viciously subdued MORBID CRUSADER in a action packed 2 minute fight.
OWAIN HARLSON lost to IRON-PLATED IRV in a action packed 1 minute duel.
DOMINION savagely defeated SURLY DECKHAND in a action packed 4 minute gory duel.
MIRAGE was overpowered by LAKE SAILOR in a 1 minute uneven match.
PRISONER R02 overpowered DEAD LEE in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
PRISONER 0484 was subdued by FAMINE in a 2 minute bloody competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         LUNGING ATTACK    27 -  17 -  0      61  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  12 -  0      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         AIMED BLOW        48 -  33 -  0      59  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         TOTAL PARRY       14 -  12 -  0      54  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -   8 -  0      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  10 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-STRIKE      15 -  24 -  1      38  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         STRIKING ATTACK   18 -  34 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   4 -  0      20  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   4 -  0      20  |

Turn 550 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        3 -  0     AIMED BLOW         2 -  3         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         2  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       JETSAM 1-8172              47  35  1  287 SEA DOGS (1442)
TOTAL PARRY      SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610       46  28  1  205 SEA DOGS (426)
PARRY-STRIKE     MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418      74 122  1  196 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
STRIKING ATTACK  GAR & BRILL 38-4252        82 146  1  190 JUST BECAUSE (1228)
LUNGING ATTACK   SIDEWINDER 21-6883         24   2  1  186 SERPENTS HOLD (1499)
SLASHING ATTACK  CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488    38  18  3  183 DUNGEON CELL (1470)
BASHING ATTACK   SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568     39  47  1   72 SEA DOGS (1446)
PARRY-LUNGE      DEAD LEE 8-3142            12   6  0   52 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)

The overall popularity leader is GAR & BRILL 38-4252.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419.  The ten other most popular fighters were MATH OP 
OWAIN 35-1418, SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568, SMOKE 68-5868, GAR & BRILL 38-4252, SIDEWINDER 
21-6883, FLY FISHER 21-6727, PRISONER R02 82--14458, PRISONER 0484 82--15865, JETSAM 
1-8172, and BUDDERCUP 60-5967.

The least popular fighter this week was MIRAGE 84-10230.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were NO CHASER 33-6490, FAMINE 21-6826, DEAD LEE 8-3142, HUW AP HUW 35-3030, 
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610, OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130, MORBID CRUSADER 21-6825, CHATTY CABALIST 
42-4488, DOMINION 98-2058, and BUDDERCUP 60-5967.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           0  4 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          1  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       0  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           3  2 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  0 0  
NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JETSAM 1-8172               47  35  1  287  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT
 DEAD LEE 8-3142             12   6  0   52  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610        46  28  1  205  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 SIDEWINDER 21-6883          24   2  1  186  SERPENTS HOLD (1499)       SUNSET
 NO CHASER 33-6490           39  43  0  160  JOYS OF BOOZE (1209)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418       74 122  1  196  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         82 146  1  190  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488     38  18  3  183  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 BUDDERCUP 60-5967           54  59  0  180  BUMS 'R' US (1142)         ARADI
 SMOKE 68-5868               31  20  0  205  ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495)  FIREHOLD
 PRISONER R02 82--14458      32  40  1   93  DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487)      DWES EG
 MIRAGE 84-10230             23  17  1   40  DRAGON'S GUARD V (1489)    BLACKSTONE
 DOMINION 98-2058            10  13  3   80  ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498)      SYVYN'S HILL