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Date : 01/19/2011 Duedate: 02/01/2011
HOME GUARD
DM-101 TURN-550
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 SEA DOGS 1/1442 532 368 5 59.1 DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221
SEA DOGS 18/426 NOT QUITE 59/1237
DUNGEON CELL 42/1470 3 SERPENTS HOL 21/1499 55 50 0 52.4
SEA DOGS 21/1446 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II 68/1495
DUNGEON CELL 4 82/1487 DRAGON'S GUARD V 84/1489
DUNGEON CELL 97 82/1497 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 98/1498
2-SPARF! 20/1069 1062 925 16 53.4 YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500
OTTO'S PARTS 52/892 4 BUMS 'R' US 60/1142 91 118 0 43.5
PARTY ANIMALS 5/591 JOYS OF BOOZE 33/1209
USELESS TOOLS 54/735 5 DARK AT HEAR 21/1496 6 8 0 42.9
HERE TO PHOENIX 26/1072 6 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228 471 657 10 41.8
MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439 7-STREET WALKER 29/129 4 6 0 40.0
ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 8 CHILDREN OF 35/1415 717 1200 8 37.4
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Debby Tonte came by to keep me company while I did the spy report, and she was
laughing so hard, I had to put her out in the hall. She said it made her feel better
about Free Blades, to see how pathetic Home Guard is. And pathetic is the word for
it.
Twelve fights, three of them involving standbys. No challenges went through, I
was hoping for some tourney victor challenges. There seem to have been some avoids,
but the avoiders, or possibly the avoidees, tied, so the Commission isn't interested.
No deaths.
Sidewinder got the most points, 27 for a victory over Buddercup. Mirage dropped
the most, 31 points for losing to a standby.
Other than that, there just wasn't much to it today.
PRISONER 0484 (82-49671) (23-48-1,47) of DUNGEON CELL 97 fought FAMINE (21-6826)
(16-13-0,54) of DARK AT HEART. PRISONER 0484 was subdued by FAMINE in a 2 minute
bloody competition. Famine will do that to anyone.
PRISONER R02 (82-51078) (31-40-1,86) of DUNGEON CELL 4 fought DEAD LEE (8-3142)
(12-5-0,54) of YOU PAY I SLAY. PRISONER R02 overpowered DEAD LEE in a 2 minute one-
sided fight. I feel badly for this Dead Lee, us dead guys should stick together. I
can introduce him to a good mortician for those necessary repairs.
MIRAGE (84-10230) (23-16-1,71) of DRAGON'S GUARD V fought LAKE SAILOR (101-2)
(0-0-0,30) of Random Bods. MIRAGE was overpowered by LAKE SAILOR in a 1 minute
uneven match. And it's no wonder why Mirage dropped so drastically.
DOMINION (98-2058) (9-13-3,69) of ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 fought SURLY DECKHAND (21-6568)
(39-46-1,79) of SEA DOGS. DOMINION savagely defeated SURLY DECKHAND in an action
packed 4 minute gory duel. It isn't everyone who can maintain savagery for that
long. Watch out for this Dominion dude.
OWAIN HARLSON (35-3130) (51-84-1,107) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought IRON-PLATED IRV
(101-10) (0-0-0,150) of Random Bods. OWAIN HARLSON lost to IRON-PLATED IRV in an
action packed 1 minute duel. At least Owain has the excuse of being the underdog
here.
FLY FISHER (21-6727) (32-9-1,126) of SEA DOGS fought MORBID CRUSADER (21-6825)
(22-9-1,91) of DARK AT HEART. FLY FISHER viciously subdued MORBID CRUSADER in an
action packed 2 minute fight. Turned his flies loose on the Crusader.
HUW AP HUW (35-3030) (37-105-1,140) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought SLICK STEPHAN
(101-11) (0-0-0,150) of Random Bods. HUW AP HUW was overpowered by SLICK STEPHAN in
a 2 minute bloody one-sided struggle. Nobody was surprised at all.
CHATTY CABALIST (42-4488) (37-18-3,175) of DUNGEON CELL fought NO CHASER (33-
6490) (39-42-0,162) of JOYS OF BOOZE. CHATTY CABALIST devastated NO CHASER in a 1
minute uneven brawl. When Chatty wants a chaser, he HAS one. I like a drinker who
knows his own mind.
BUDDERCUP (60-5967) (54-58-0,197) of BUMS 'R' US fought SIDEWINDER (21-6883)
(23-2-1,159) of SERPENTS HOLD. BUDDERCUP was viciously subdued by SIDEWINDER in a
popular 2 minute brutal fight. This underdog victory explains Sidewinder's rise.
MATH OP OWAIN (35-1418) (74-121-1,194) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought SMOKE (68-
5868) (30-20-0,198) of ZOMBIE SQUAD II II. MATH OP OWAIN was luckily beaten by SMOKE
in an action packed 10 minute bloody fight. Ten minutes isn't luck, it's dogged
determination.
SPARE ANCHOR (18-9610) (45-28-1,203) of SEA DOGS fought TAVIS CADFALSON (35-
1419) (59-136-3,165) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. SPARE ANCHOR outwaited TAVIS CADFALSON in
an action packed 9 minute battle. At least no one called it luck.
For the title:
JETSAM (1-8172) (46-35-1,285) of SEA DOGS fought GAR & BRILL (38-4252) (82-145-
1,185) of JUST BECAUSE. JETSAM bested GAR & BRILL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Title
fight. Well... better Jetsam than Gar, I suppose. Congratulations.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JETSAM 1-8172 47 35 1 287 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 34 39 1 213 SPARF! (1069) SEAM
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 46 28 1 205 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
SMOKE 68-5868 31 20 0 205 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495) FIREHOLD
-DON KING 47-5374 28 25 3 204 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
-WAHOO 26-3916 26 18 1 202 HERE TO PHOENIX (1072) CALEAM
-PHONELESS CORD 54-2018 36 22 0 199 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 74 122 1 196 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 82 146 1 190 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
SIDEWINDER 21-6883 24 2 1 186 SERPENTS HOLD (1499) SUNSET
-GOLDIE 29-4805 30 17 5 184 STREET WALKERS (129) LAPUR
CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 38 18 3 183 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
-PERFECT TEN 47-4218 34 29 1 182 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
-CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315 24 25 1 181 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BUDDERCUP 60-5967 54 59 0 180 BUMS 'R' US (1142) ARADI
-IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 33 13 1 180 NOT QUITE (1237) ILLIS
-DIRTY SANCHEZ 29-4802 29 19 0 180 STREET WALKERS (129) LAPUR
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 59 137 3 177 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
-RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 26 6 1 171 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
NO CHASER 33-6490 39 43 0 160 JOYS OF BOOZE (1209) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-MAD DOG MONTANA 29-4984 31 30 6 143 STREET WALKERS (129) LAPUR
-BRICKHOUSE 29-4131 44 23 0 139 STREET WALKERS (129) LAPUR
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 37 106 1 133 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
FLY FISHER 21-6727 33 9 1 132 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
-CAULIFLOWER EARS 52-3424 29 21 0 128 OTTO'S PARTS (892) FRATSFA
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 51 85 1 114 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-PORKY PIG 72-5953 24 14 2 106 MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 35 30 1 100 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
MORBID CRUSADER 21-6825 22 10 1 100 DARK AT HEART (1496) SUNSET
PRISONER R02 82--14458 32 40 1 93 DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487) DWES EG
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DOMINION 98-2058 10 13 3 80 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498) SYVYN'S HILL
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 39 47 1 72 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
-A.O. HELL 54-2523 24 10 2 59 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
FAMINE 21-6826 17 13 0 57 DARK AT HEART (1496) SUNSET
DEAD LEE 8-3142 12 6 0 52 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
PRISONER 0484 82--15865 23 49 1 46 DUNGEON CELL 97 (1497) DWES EG
MIRAGE 84-10230 23 17 1 40 DRAGON'S GUARD V (1489) BLACKSTONE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Goldie -- My momma always told me not to get mixed up with women in your line of
work, and I can see why. You're dangerous! -- Tavis Cadfalson
Jetsam -- I can't imagine why your manager supposed you were something to be thrown
away. You seem entirely competent, and what more can anyone ask? -- Math op Owain
Chatty Cabalist -- As soon as I saw your name on the schedule, my ears began to hurt.
I'm not real good at listening. -- Huw ap Huw
Fly Fisher -- The ignominy! To have been defeated by someone who fishes for flies!
-- Owain Harlson
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
JETSAM bested GAR & BRILL in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Title fight.
SPARE ANCHOR outwaited TAVIS CADFALSON in a action packed 9 minute battle.
MATH OP OWAIN was luckily beaten by SMOKE in a action packed 10 minute bloody fight.
BUDDERCUP was viciously subdued by SIDEWINDER in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.
CHATTY CABALIST devastated NO CHASER in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
HUW AP HUW was overpowered by SLICK STEPHAN in a 2 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
FLY FISHER viciously subdued MORBID CRUSADER in a action packed 2 minute fight.
OWAIN HARLSON lost to IRON-PLATED IRV in a action packed 1 minute duel.
DOMINION savagely defeated SURLY DECKHAND in a action packed 4 minute gory duel.
MIRAGE was overpowered by LAKE SAILOR in a 1 minute uneven match.
PRISONER R02 overpowered DEAD LEE in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
PRISONER 0484 was subdued by FAMINE in a 2 minute bloody competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 5 LUNGING ATTACK 27 - 17 - 0 61 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 18 - 12 - 0 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 AIMED BLOW 48 - 33 - 0 59 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 12 - 0 54 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 8 - 0 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 10 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 15 - 24 - 1 38 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 18 - 34 - 0 35 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 4 - 0 20 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 4 - 0 20 |
Turn 550 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 0 AIMED BLOW 2 - 3 2 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW JETSAM 1-8172 47 35 1 287 SEA DOGS (1442)
TOTAL PARRY SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 46 28 1 205 SEA DOGS (426)
PARRY-STRIKE MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 74 122 1 196 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
STRIKING ATTACK GAR & BRILL 38-4252 82 146 1 190 JUST BECAUSE (1228)
LUNGING ATTACK SIDEWINDER 21-6883 24 2 1 186 SERPENTS HOLD (1499)
SLASHING ATTACK CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 38 18 3 183 DUNGEON CELL (1470)
BASHING ATTACK SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 39 47 1 72 SEA DOGS (1446)
PARRY-LUNGE DEAD LEE 8-3142 12 6 0 52 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)
The overall popularity leader is GAR & BRILL 38-4252. The most popular warrior this
turn was TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419. The ten other most popular fighters were MATH OP
OWAIN 35-1418, SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568, SMOKE 68-5868, GAR & BRILL 38-4252, SIDEWINDER
21-6883, FLY FISHER 21-6727, PRISONER R02 82--14458, PRISONER 0484 82--15865, JETSAM
1-8172, and BUDDERCUP 60-5967.
The least popular fighter this week was MIRAGE 84-10230. The other ten least popular
fighters were NO CHASER 33-6490, FAMINE 21-6826, DEAD LEE 8-3142, HUW AP HUW 35-3030,
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610, OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130, MORBID CRUSADER 21-6825, CHATTY CABALIST
42-4488, DOMINION 98-2058, and BUDDERCUP 60-5967.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 MURSKA(35) 0 4 0 FIREHOLD(68) 1 0 0
ARKERS(8) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 1 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 0 1 0
SUNSET(21) 3 2 0 ARADI(60) 0 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 0 0
NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JETSAM 1-8172 47 35 1 287 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
DEAD LEE 8-3142 12 6 0 52 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 46 28 1 205 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
SIDEWINDER 21-6883 24 2 1 186 SERPENTS HOLD (1499) SUNSET
NO CHASER 33-6490 39 43 0 160 JOYS OF BOOZE (1209) NIATOLI ISLAND
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 74 122 1 196 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 82 146 1 190 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 38 18 3 183 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
BUDDERCUP 60-5967 54 59 0 180 BUMS 'R' US (1142) ARADI
SMOKE 68-5868 31 20 0 205 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495) FIREHOLD
PRISONER R02 82--14458 32 40 1 93 DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487) DWES EG
MIRAGE 84-10230 23 17 1 40 DRAGON'S GUARD V (1489) BLACKSTONE
DOMINION 98-2058 10 13 3 80 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498) SYVYN'S HILL