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Date   : 02/02/2011    Duedate: 02/15/2011

HOME GUARD

DM-101    TURN-551

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 SEA DOGS 1/1442       536  370  5 59.2      ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 98/1498                
    SEA DOGS 18/426                             YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500                 
    DUNGEON CELL 42/1470                      3 DARK AT HEAR 21/1496    8    9  0 47.1
    DUNGEON CELL 4 82/1487                    4 BUMS 'R' US 60/1142    93  118  0 44.1
    SEA DOGS 21/1446                            JOYS OF BOOZE 33/1209                 
    DUNGEON CELL 97 82/1497                   5 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228  471  658 10 41.7
  2 SERPENTS HOL 21/1499   58   52  0 52.7    6 CHILDREN OF  35/1415  718 1203  8 37.4
    ZOMBIE SQUAD II II 68/1495                7 STREET WALKER 29/129    4   10  0 28.6
    DRAGON'S GUARD V 84/1489              

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for HOME GUARD.  Yep, this is me, Debby Tonte.
I just dropped in to say "Hi!" to Olaf, and I found him totally in tears.  This is,
like, disturbing, you know?  He said Home Guard is dying.  I hope not, but I guess
even on the Isle, sometimes things die.  After all, Lirin Kiv did.
     So, since he couldn't pull himself together--and when a dead goes all to pieces,
it's amazing and serious--here's a few notes by way of a spy report.
     MVP award for MORBID CRUSADER?  DARK AT HEART's proud of him after beating
BRICKHOUSE and getting 39 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  BRICKHOUSE got
smashed by MORBID CRUSADER, and lost 22 points!
     This Captain of the Guard is like something else!  Give me a while and I'll
think of what else he's like, but for now:  JETSAM stopped GAR & BRILL dead in its
tracks!
     I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want
photogenic fighters for PR photos.  Of course, mostly the photographers don't come
here, they're hanging out at... I dunno, Primus?  Maybe Crysalis, which is where
there seems to be the most interest.
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these
really neat Spyreports can it?  And it had better not be for Most Avoided or Most
Challenged, because there aren't any today.  Well, there might be a most challenged,
because there WAS one challenge.
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give
it a break?  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you?
Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really
should stop.  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte

Just the facts:
     Thirteen fights, one standby, one challenge.
     DOMINION (98-2058) (10-13-3,80) of ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 fought DISEASE (21-6827) (18-
21-2,56) of DARK AT HEART.  DOMINION bested DISEASE in a 5 minute bout.
     MIRAGE (84-10230) (23-17-1,40) of DRAGON'S GUARD V fought PRISONER 0484 (82-
49671) (23-49-1,46) of DUNGEON CELL 97.  MIRAGE bested PRISONER 0484 in an exciting 3
minute battle.
     FAMINE (21-6826) (17-13-0,57) of DARK AT HEART fought SURLY DECKHAND (21-6568)
(39-47-1,72) of SEA DOGS.  FAMINE subdued SURLY DECKHAND in a crowd pleasing 5 minute
bloody match.
     PRISONER R02 (82-51078) (32-40-1,93) of DUNGEON CELL 4 fought DEAD LEE (8-3142)
(12-6-0,52) of YOU PAY I SLAY.  PRISONER R02 handily defeated DEAD LEE in a 1 minute
one-sided bout.
     OWAIN HARLSON (35-3130) (51-85-1,114) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought NINJA FERD
(101-30) (0-0-0,130) of Bored Fans.  OWAIN HARLSON was overpowered by NINJA FERD in a
3 minute one-sided fight.
     BRICKHOUSE (29-4131) (44-23-0,139) of STREET WALKERS fought MORBID CRUSADER (21-
6825) (22-10-1,100) of DARK AT HEART.  BRICKHOUSE lost to MORBID CRUSADER in an
action packed 3 minute gruesome fight.

     NO CHASER (33-6490) (39-43-0,160) of JOYS OF BOOZE fought HUW AP HUW (35-3030)
(37-106-1,133) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  NO CHASER handily defeated HUW AP HUW in an
action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
     BUDDERCUP (60-5967) (54-59-0,180) of BUMS 'R' US fought MAD DOG MONTANA (29-
4984) (31-30-6,143) of STREET WALKERS.  BUDDERCUP devastated MAD DOG MONTANA in a
crowd pleasing 4 minute mismatched match.
     SMOKE (68-5868) (31-20-0,205) of ZOMBIE SQUAD II II fought TAVIS CADFALSON (35-
1419) (59-137-3,177) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  SMOKE bested TAVIS CADFALSON in a popular
3 minute duel.
     CHATTY CABALIST (42-4488) (38-18-3,183) of DUNGEON CELL fought DIRTY SANCHEZ
(29-4802) (29-19-0,180) of STREET WALKERS.  CHATTY CABALIST devastated DIRTY SANCHEZ
in an exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
     SPARE ANCHOR (18-9610) (46-28-1,205) of SEA DOGS fought SIDEWINDER (21-6883)
(24-2-1,186) of SERPENTS HOLD.  SPARE ANCHOR luckily beat SIDEWINDER in a crowd
pleasing 5 minute duel.

The challenge:
     GOLDIE (29-4805) (30-17-5,184) of STREET WALKERS challenged MATH OP OWAIN (35-
1418) (74-122-1,196) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  Up 12.  GOLDIE was viciously subdued by
MATH OP OWAIN in a 2 minute Challenge fight.

For the title:
     JETSAM (1-8172) (47-35-1,287) of SEA DOGS fought GAR & BRILL (38-4252) (82-146-
1,190) of JUST BECAUSE.  JETSAM outlasted GAR & BRILL in an exciting 7 minute Title
melee.

So there it is.
                                       Debby T.

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD          W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JETSAM 1-8172               48  35  1  292  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610        47  28  1  218  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418       75 122  1  208  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 SMOKE 68-5868               32  20  0  207  ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495)  FIREHOLD
 CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488     39  18  3  198  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         82 147  1  194  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 SIDEWINDER 21-6883          24   3  1  193  SERPENTS HOLD (1499)       SUNSET
 BUDDERCUP 60-5967           55  59  0  185  BUMS 'R' US (1142)         ARADI
 GOLDIE 29-4805              30  18  5  182  STREET WALKERS (129)       LAPUR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419     59 138  3  180  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 DIRTY SANCHEZ 29-4802       29  20  0  176  STREET WALKERS (129)       LAPUR
 NO CHASER 33-6490           40  43  0  164  JOYS OF BOOZE (1209)       NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MAD DOG MONTANA 29-4984     31  31  6  145  STREET WALKERS (129)       LAPUR
 MORBID CRUSADER 21-6825     23  10  1  139  DARK AT HEART (1496)       SUNSET
-FLY FISHER 21-6727          33   9  1  132  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HUW AP HUW 35-3030          37 107  1  130  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 BRICKHOUSE 29-4131          44  24  0  117  STREET WALKERS (129)       LAPUR
 OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130       51  86  1  109  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRISONER R02 82--14458      33  40  1   96  DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487)      DWES EG

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DOMINION 98-2058            11  13  3   82  ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498)      SYVYN'S HILL
 FAMINE 21-6826              18  13  0   73  DARK AT HEART (1496)       SUNSET
-SYKLONE SEQUEL 41-4440      17  11  2   64  THE STORM FRONT (1503)     KATI-TEI
 SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568      39  48  1   63  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 DISEASE 21-6827             18  22  2   58  DARK AT HEART (1496)       SUNSET
 DEAD LEE 8-3142             12   7  0   52  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 MIRAGE 84-10230             24  17  1   51  DRAGON'S GUARD V (1489)    BLACKSTONE
 PRISONER 0484 82--15865     23  50  1   41  DUNGEON CELL 97 (1497)     DWES EG

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

All -- I am getting together as many Duelmaster players as possible to play in a game
of Hyborian War as a change of pace.  We already have 17 players that are interested
and we are trying to get as many as possible involved before I submit the list to
RSI.  I am collecting the names and top 3 kingdoms that the players are interested in
and submitting it myself so we can all play in the same game.  If you are interested
PM me in the DuelII Forums at Tripwire or email me at azaer123@comcast.net. --
Tripwire

Spare Anchor -- Considering that, for so many reasons, I never had a chance to win
that fight, I think I did well dragging it out to nine minutes. -- Tavis Cadfalson
the Exhausted

Smoke -- That's bad for your complexion, young lady, not to mention your wind. --
Math op Owain

Ah, rats, I can't even beat a standby.  And where'd this Slic Stephan come from,
anyway?  We haven't seen him before. -- Huw ap Huw

And another standby wins, to make us an oh-fer turn.  Bummer. -- Owain Harlson

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

GOLDIE was viciously subdued by MATH OP OWAIN in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
JETSAM outlasted GAR & BRILL in a exciting 7 minute Title melee.
SPARE ANCHOR luckily beat SIDEWINDER in a crowd pleasing 5 minute duel.
CHATTY CABALIST devastated DIRTY SANCHEZ in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
SMOKE bested TAVIS CADFALSON in a popular 3 minute duel.
BUDDERCUP devastated MAD DOG MONTANA in a crowd pleasing 4 minute mismatched match.
NO CHASER handily defeated HUW AP HUW in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
BRICKHOUSE lost to MORBID CRUSADER in a action packed 3 minute gruesome fight.
OWAIN HARLSON was overpowered by NINJA FERD in a 3 minute one-sided fight.
PRISONER R02 handily defeated DEAD LEE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
FAMINE subdued SURLY DECKHAND in a crowd pleasing 5 minute bloody match.
MIRAGE bested PRISONER 0484 in a exciting 3 minute battle.
DOMINION bested DISEASE in a 5 minute bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       6         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  12 -  0      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         AIMED BLOW        45 -  33 -  0      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY       16 -  12 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         LUNGING ATTACK    23 -  18 -  0      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -   8 -  0      50  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  11 -  0      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-STRIKE      16 -  22 -  1      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         STRIKING ATTACK   18 -  33 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   4 -  0      20  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   4 -  0      20  |

Turn 551 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        3 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  3         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         4 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       JETSAM 1-8172              48  35  1  292 SEA DOGS (1442)
TOTAL PARRY      SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610       47  28  1  218 SEA DOGS (426)
PARRY-STRIKE     MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418      75 122  1  208 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
SLASHING ATTACK  CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488    39  18  3  198 DUNGEON CELL (1470)
STRIKING ATTACK  GAR & BRILL 38-4252        82 147  1  194 JUST BECAUSE (1228)
LUNGING ATTACK   SIDEWINDER 21-6883         24   3  1  193 SERPENTS HOLD (1499)
BASHING ATTACK   GOLDIE 29-4805             30  18  5  182 STREET WALKERS (129)
PARRY-LUNGE      DEAD LEE 8-3142            12   7  0   52 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)

The overall popularity leader is GAR & BRILL 38-4252.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was GAR & BRILL 38-4252.  The ten other most popular fighters were SIDEWINDER 
21-6883, SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568, BUDDERCUP 60-5967, TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419, JETSAM 
1-8172, MORBID CRUSADER 21-6825, MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418, FAMINE 21-6826, SMOKE 
68-5868, and MAD DOG MONTANA 29-4984.

The least popular fighter this week was DOMINION 98-2058.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were DIRTY SANCHEZ 29-4802, DEAD LEE 8-3142, BRICKHOUSE 29-4131, 
GOLDIE 29-4805, PRISONER R02 82--14458, HUW AP HUW 35-3030, SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610, 
DISEASE 21-6827, PRISONER 0484 82--15865, and NO CHASER 33-6490.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  0 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           1  3 0  DWES EG(82)          1  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       1  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  3 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  0 0  
LAPUR(29)            0  4 0  ARADI(60)            1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JETSAM 1-8172               48  35  1  292  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT
 DEAD LEE 8-3142             12   7  0   52  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610        47  28  1  218  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 SIDEWINDER 21-6883          24   3  1  193  SERPENTS HOLD (1499)       SUNSET
 GOLDIE 29-4805              30  18  5  182  STREET WALKERS (129)       LAPUR
 NO CHASER 33-6490           40  43  0  164  JOYS OF BOOZE (1209)       NIATOLI ISLAND

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418       75 122  1  208  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         82 147  1  194  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488     39  18  3  198  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 BUDDERCUP 60-5967           55  59  0  185  BUMS 'R' US (1142)         ARADI
 SMOKE 68-5868               32  20  0  207  ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495)  FIREHOLD
 PRISONER R02 82--14458      33  40  1   96  DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487)      DWES EG
 MIRAGE 84-10230             24  17  1   51  DRAGON'S GUARD V (1489)    BLACKSTONE
 DOMINION 98-2058            11  13  3   82  ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498)      SYVYN'S HILL