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Date   : 02/16/2011    Duedate: 03/01/2011

HOME GUARD

DM-101    TURN-552

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 SEA DOGS 1/1442       541  371  5 59.3      DRAGON'S GUARD V 84/1489              
    SEA DOGS 18/426                             ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 98/1498                
    DUNGEON CELL 42/1470                        YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500                 
    DUNGEON CELL 4 82/1487                    4 BUMS 'R' US 60/1142    94  119  0 44.1
    SEA DOGS 21/1446                            JOYS OF BOOZE 33/1209                 
    DUNGEON CELL 97 82/1497                   5 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228  471  659 10 41.7
  2 DARK AT HEAR 21/1496   10    9  0 52.6    6 CHILDREN OF  35/1415  719 1206  8 37.4
  3 SERPENTS HOL 21/1499   60   55  0 52.2    7-STREET WALKER 29/129    4   10  0 28.6
    ZOMBIE SQUAD II II 68/1495            

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Listen, guys, I know I've said this before, but our showing here in Home Guard
is pathetic.  Eleven fights--ELEVEN!  Only two standbys, so I guess we can still
claim twenty active fighters.  But... no effective challenges.  There were some
avoids, apparently, but no Most Avoided.
     And no personals except those Jorja coerces out of her guys.  We could close
this arena, you know, let everyone fall back into Talahya.  Think about it.  Maybe
this would be the best plan.

The few fights:
     FAMINE (21-6826) (18-13-0,73) of DARK AT HEART fought DEAD LEE (8-3142) (12-7-
0,52) of YOU PAY I SLAY.  FAMINE luckily beat DEAD LEE in an exciting 4 minute brutal
fight.  Is this kinda like beating a dead horse?
     MIRAGE (84-10230) (24-17-1,51) of DRAGON'S GUARD V fought PRISONER 0484 (82-
49671) (23-50-1,41) of DUNGEON CELL 97.  MIRAGE savagely defeated PRISONER 0484 in a
2 minute gruesome match.  Well, you know how it is with Mirage, now you see him, now
you don't.  Makes him hard to hit.
     DOMINION (98-2058) (11-13-3,82) of ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 fought SURLY DECKHAND (21-
6568) (39-48-1,63) of SEA DOGS.  DOMINION was savagely defeated by SURLY DECKHAND in
an action packed 3 minute duel.  Being deadly isn't enough, Dominion.  You've got to
have stamina, too.
     MORBID CRUSADER (21-6825) (23-10-1,139) of DARK AT HEART fought IRON-PLATED IRV
(101-10) (0-0-0,150) of the Louts Local 101.  MORBID CRUSADER won victory over IRON-
PLATED IRV in an action packed 1 minute duel.  I should hope so.  Even our standbys
are pathetic here, after all.

     HUW AP HUW (35-3030) (37-107-1,130) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought PRISONER R02 (82-
51078) (33-40-1,96) of DUNGEON CELL 4.  HUW AP HUW was handily defeated by PRISONER
R02 in a 3 minute uneven fight.  This was the fight that leaded to the most movement
in the rankings:  up 28 for Prisoner, down 24 for Huw.
     NO CHASER (33-6490) (40-43-0,164) of JOYS OF BOOZE fought OWAIN HARLSON (35-
3130) (51-86-1,109) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  NO CHASER overpowered OWAIN HARLSON in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.  And here I thought Owain had a
reputation as a chaser...?
     BUDDERCUP (60-5967) (55-59-0,185) of BUMS 'R' US fought TAVIS CADFALSON (35-
1419) (59-138-3,180) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  BUDDERCUP was bested by TAVIS CADFALSON in
a 2 minute gruesome brawl.  Nothing like years of experience.
     CHATTY CABALIST (42-4488) (39-18-3,198) of DUNGEON CELL fought SIDEWINDER (21-
6883) (24-3-1,193) of SERPENTS HOLD.  CHATTY CABALIST overpowered SIDEWINDER in a 1
minute one-sided fight.  Hmm, the tongue is mightier than the sword?
     GAR & BRILL (38-4252) (82-147-1,194) of JUST BECAUSE fought SMOKE (68-5868) (32-
20-0,207) of ZOMBIE SQUAD II II.  GAR & BRILL was outwaited by SMOKE in a crowd
pleasing 9 minute brawl.  Only nine minutes?  Gar must be getting soft.
     SPARE ANCHOR (18-9610) (47-28-1,218) of SEA DOGS fought HUNGRY HAROLD (101-29)
(0-0-0,200) of the Louts Local 101.  SPARE ANCHOR luckily beat HUNGRY HAROLD in an
exciting 7 minute gory melee.  Be glad you don't have to feed him, Spare.

For the title:
     JETSAM (1-8172) (48-35-1,292) of SEA DOGS fought MATH OP OWAIN (35-1418) (75-
122-1,208) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  JETSAM devastated MATH OP OWAIN in an action packed
3 minute mismatched Title fight.  Frankly, I look on this as "too bad."  Math
would've done a column, at least.  Hmm, maybe he'll do a loser's columng?

                                        Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD          W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JETSAM 1-8172               49  35  1  303  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610        48  28  1  224  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488     40  18  3  218  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 SMOKE 68-5868               33  20  0  213  ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495)  FIREHOLD

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         82 148  1  197  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418       75 123  1  197  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 SIDEWINDER 21-6883          24   4  1  190  SERPENTS HOLD (1499)       SUNSET
 TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419     60 138  3  189  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
-GOLDIE 29-4805              30  18  5  182  STREET WALKERS (129)       LAPUR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BUDDERCUP 60-5967           55  60  0  177  BUMS 'R' US (1142)         ARADI
-DIRTY SANCHEZ 29-4802       29  20  0  176  STREET WALKERS (129)       LAPUR
 NO CHASER 33-6490           41  43  0  166  JOYS OF BOOZE (1209)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 MORBID CRUSADER 21-6825     24  10  1  151  DARK AT HEART (1496)       SUNSET

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-MAD DOG MONTANA 29-4984     31  31  6  145  STREET WALKERS (129)       LAPUR
-FLY FISHER 21-6727          33   9  1  132  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 PRISONER R02 82--14458      34  40  1  124  DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487)      DWES EG
-BRICKHOUSE 29-4131          44  24  0  117  STREET WALKERS (129)       LAPUR
 OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130       51  87  1  113  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 HUW AP HUW 35-3030          37 108  1  106  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568      40  48  1   81  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 FAMINE 21-6826              19  13  0   77  DARK AT HEART (1496)       SUNSET
 DOMINION 98-2058            11  14  3   68  ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498)      SYVYN'S HILL
-SYKLONE SEQUEL 41-4440      17  11  2   64  THE STORM FRONT (1503)     KATI-TEI
-DISEASE 21-6827             18  22  2   58  DARK AT HEART (1496)       SUNSET
 DEAD LEE 8-3142             12   8  0   57  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 MIRAGE 84-10230             25  17  1   54  DRAGON'S GUARD V (1489)    BLACKSTONE
 PRISONER 0484 82--15865     23  51  1   42  DUNGEON CELL 97 (1497)     DWES EG

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Goldie -- Ah, those reporters!  I was *not* seeking the glor of a kill, what a stupid
thing for me to do!  The win, yes, I was earnestly seeking that, and I'm glad I got
it.  Could I, perhaps, also seek your company outside the arena? -- Math op Owain

Smoke -- Bad for your wind. -- Tavis Cadfalson

No Chaser -- None at all?  Cheese louise. -- Huw ap Huw

Something bad, and permanent, should happen to Ninja Ferd in a alley. -- Owain
Harlson

     Many people have said that.  It hasn't happened yet. -- Olaf

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JETSAM devastated MATH OP OWAIN in a action packed 3 minute mismatched Title fight.
SPARE ANCHOR luckily beat HUNGRY HAROLD in a exciting 7 minute gory melee.
GAR & BRILL was outwaited by SMOKE in a crowd pleasing 9 minute brawl.
CHATTY CABALIST overpowered SIDEWINDER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BUDDERCUP was bested by TAVIS CADFALSON in a 2 minute gruesome brawl.
NO CHASER overpowered OWAIN HARLSON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
HUW AP HUW was handily defeated by PRISONER R02 in a 3 minute uneven fight.
MORBID CRUSADER won victory over IRON-PLATED IRV in a action packed 1 minute duel.
DOMINION was savagely defeated by SURLY DECKHAND in a action packed 3 minute duel.
MIRAGE savagely defeated PRISONER 0484 in a 2 minute gruesome match.
FAMINE luckily beat DEAD LEE in a exciting 4 minute brutal fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         TOTAL PARRY       18 -  11 -  0      62  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  11 -  0      62  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         LUNGING ATTACK    22 -  16 -  0      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        42 -  31 -  0      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  11 -  0      48  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-STRIKE      15 -  22 -  0      41  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   9 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  31 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   4 -  0      20  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   4 -  0      20  |

Turn 552 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  3         2  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         4 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       JETSAM 1-8172              49  35  1  303 SEA DOGS (1442)
TOTAL PARRY      SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610       48  28  1  224 SEA DOGS (426)
SLASHING ATTACK  CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488    40  18  3  218 DUNGEON CELL (1470)
STRIKING ATTACK  GAR & BRILL 38-4252        82 148  1  197 JUST BECAUSE (1228)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-STRIKE     MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418      75 123  1  197 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
LUNGING ATTACK   SIDEWINDER 21-6883         24   4  1  190 SERPENTS HOLD (1499)
BASHING ATTACK   SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568     40  48  1   81 SEA DOGS (1446)
PARRY-LUNGE      DEAD LEE 8-3142            12   8  0   57 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)

The overall popularity leader is GAR & BRILL 38-4252.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was GAR & BRILL 38-4252.  The ten other most popular fighters were DEAD LEE 
8-3142, SMOKE 68-5868, SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568, MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418, HUW AP HUW 
35-3030, JETSAM 1-8172, SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610, TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419, PRISONER R02 
82--14458, and MIRAGE 84-10230.

The least popular fighter this week was SIDEWINDER 21-6883.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130, BUDDERCUP 60-5967, CHATTY CABALIST 
42-4488, PRISONER 0484 82--15865, DOMINION 98-2058, MORBID CRUSADER 21-6825, FAMINE 
21-6826, NO CHASER 33-6490, MIRAGE 84-10230, and PRISONER R02 82--14458.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           1  3 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          1  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       1  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           3  1 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  1 0  
NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JETSAM 1-8172               49  35  1  303  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT
 DEAD LEE 8-3142             12   8  0   57  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610        48  28  1  224  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 SIDEWINDER 21-6883          24   4  1  190  SERPENTS HOLD (1499)       SUNSET
 NO CHASER 33-6490           41  43  0  166  JOYS OF BOOZE (1209)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418       75 123  1  197  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         82 148  1  197  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488     40  18  3  218  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 BUDDERCUP 60-5967           55  60  0  177  BUMS 'R' US (1142)         ARADI
 SMOKE 68-5868               33  20  0  213  ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495)  FIREHOLD
 PRISONER R02 82--14458      34  40  1  124  DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487)      DWES EG
 MIRAGE 84-10230             25  17  1   54  DRAGON'S GUARD V (1489)    BLACKSTONE
 DOMINION 98-2058            11  14  3   68  ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498)      SYVYN'S HILL