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Date : 03/02/2011 Duedate: 03/15/2011
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DM-101 TURN-553
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 SEA DOGS 1/1442 545 373 5 59.4 DRAGON'S GUARD V 84/1489
SEA DOGS 18/426 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 98/1498
DUNGEON CELL 42/1470 YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500
DUNGEON CELL 4 82/1487 4 BUMS 'R' US 60/1142 94 121 0 43.7
SEA DOGS 21/1446 JOYS OF BOOZE 33/1209
DUNGEON CELL 97 82/1497 5 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228 472 659 10 41.7
2-DARK AT HEAR 21/1496 10 9 0 52.6 6 CHILDREN OF 35/1415 720 1209 8 37.3
3 SERPENTS HOL 21/1499 62 58 0 51.7 7-STREET WALKER 29/129 4 10 0 28.6
ZOMBIE SQUAD II II 68/1495 8 PHILANTHROPI 81/1504 2 14 0 12.5
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
I tell you true, guys, when the scribes handed me today's program, I wanted to
weep. Fortunately for the dignity of my position, dead men don't weep easily, if at
all. But I wanted to.
TEN fights, and two of them involed standbys. No challenges. No most-avoids,
though there may have been some, a tie--the Commission's clerks don't acknowledge
ties. But on the whole, I think probably no avoids, either.
SURLY DECKHAND (21-6568) (40-48-1,81) of SEA DOGS fought DEAD LEE (8-3142) (12-
8-0,57) of YOU PAY I SLAY. SURLY DECKHAND was savagely defeated by DEAD LEE in an
action packed 2 minute match. This fight resulted in the biggest movement in the
ranks, twenty up for winner Dead Lee, sixteen down for loser Surly Deckhand.
MIRAGE (84-10230) (25-17-1,54) of DRAGON'S GUARD V fought PRISONER 0484 (82-
49671) (23-51-1,42) of DUNGEON CELL 97. MIRAGE lost to PRISONER 0484 in a popular 1
minute duel. Rumor has it that Prisoner has gone blind in the dungeon's darkness and
so is not susceptible to mirages.
DOMINION (98-2058) (11-14-3,68) of ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 fought MEAN SPIRIT (101-5) (0-
0-0,70) of Faceless Standbys. DOMINION was vanquished by MEAN SPIRIT in an action
packed 1 minute gory uneven duel. Disappointing.
OWAIN HARLSON (35-3130) (51-87-1,113) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought SLICK STEPHAN
(101-11) (0-0-0,150) of Faceless Standbys. OWAIN HARLSON was overcome by SLICK
STEPHAN in an action packed 1 minute fight. Not at all surprising. Owain is an
expert at losing.
PRISONER R02 (82-51078) (34-40-1,124) of DUNGEON CELL 4 fought HUW AP HUW (35-
3030) (37-108-1,106) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. PRISONER R02 overpowered HUW AP HUW in a
crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided struggle. So, does this mean the Prisoner gets
out?
TAVIS CADFALSON (35-1419) (60-138-3,189) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought BUDDERCUP
(60-5967) (55-60-0,177) of BUMS 'R' US. TAVIS CADFALSON savagely defeated BUDDERCUP
in a crowd pleasing 2 minute competition. Ah... a marked antipathy to bums?
GAR & BRILL (38-4252) (82-148-1,197) of JUST BECAUSE fought NO CHASER (33-6490)
(41-43-0,166) of JOYS OF BOOZE. GAR & BRILL devastated NO CHASER in a popular 1
minute one-sided contest. Yep, you just never know what's going to move Gar to
viciousness and brutality. Apparently lack of a chaser was not a sufficient
motivator. Now, *I* might have been vicious, brutal, and savage in such a case, but
it wasn't mine to fight.
CHATTY CABALIST (42-4488) (40-18-3,218) of DUNGEON CELL fought MATH OP OWAIN
(35-1418) (75-123-1,197) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. CHATTY CABALIST demolished MATH OP
OWAIN in a 1 minute uneven fight. Math confides that he never could manage chatty
kids.
SPARE ANCHOR (18-9610) (48-28-1,224) of SEA DOGS fought SIDEWINDER (21-6883)
(24-4-1,190) of SERPENTS HOLD. SPARE ANCHOR won victory over SIDEWINDER in a action
packed 3 minute battle. Imagine what the primary anchor would have done!
For the title:
JETSAM (1-8172) (49-35-1,303) of SEA DOGS fought SMOKE (68-5868) (33-20-0,213)
of ZOMBIE SQUAD II II. JETSAM slimly lost to SMOKE in a 15 minute bloody Title
fight. And so it goes. Will Smoke (congratulations) write a column? Will anyone
write a personal? Stop by next time to find out!
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SMOKE 68-5868 34 20 0 225 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495) FIREHOLD
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 49 28 1 237 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 41 18 3 227 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 83 148 1 200 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
JETSAM 1-8172 49 36 1 200 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
SIDEWINDER 21-6883 24 5 1 196 SERPENTS HOLD (1499) SUNSET
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 75 124 1 194 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 61 138 3 194 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
-GOLDIE 29-4805 30 18 5 182 STREET WALKERS (129) LAPUR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BUDDERCUP 60-5967 55 61 0 178 BUMS 'R' US (1142) ARADI
-DIRTY SANCHEZ 29-4802 29 20 0 176 STREET WALKERS (129) LAPUR
NO CHASER 33-6490 41 44 0 164 JOYS OF BOOZE (1209) NIATOLI ISLAND
-MORBID CRUSADER 21-6825 24 10 1 151 DARK AT HEART (1496) SUNSET
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-MAD DOG MONTANA 29-4984 31 31 6 145 STREET WALKERS (129) LAPUR
PRISONER R02 82--14458 35 40 1 130 DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487) DWES EG
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 51 88 1 118 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
-BRICKHOUSE 29-4131 44 24 0 117 STREET WALKERS (129) LAPUR
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 37 109 1 104 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-ONYB ENGLVAR 81-903 20 19 0 79 PHILANTHROPISTS (1504) SHADOWSPIRE
-FAMINE 21-6826 19 13 0 77 DARK AT HEART (1496) SUNSET
DEAD LEE 8-3142 13 8 0 77 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 40 49 1 65 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
DOMINION 98-2058 11 15 3 59 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498) SYVYN'S HILL
PRISONER 0484 82--15865 24 51 1 58 DUNGEON CELL 97 (1497) DWES EG
-DISEASE 21-6827 18 22 2 58 DARK AT HEART (1496) SUNSET
-FAN ZHEN 81-1288 15 8 1 54 DARQUE AGES (1413) SHADOWSPIRE
-SALSA ELEMENTAL 47-6312 15 7 1 53 DARQUE FORCES (1410) NORTH FORK
MIRAGE 84-10230 25 18 1 44 DRAGON'S GUARD V (1489) BLACKSTONE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
This personal contains no information. You need not read it. It exists only to
convince hal that the critical parts of the newsletter are present and ready to
print.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
JETSAM slimly lost to SMOKE in a 15 minute bloody Title fight.
SPARE ANCHOR won victory over SIDEWINDER in a action packed 3 minute battle.
CHATTY CABALIST demolished MATH OP OWAIN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
GAR & BRILL devastated NO CHASER in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
TAVIS CADFALSON savagely defeated BUDDERCUP in a crowd pleasing 2 minute competition.
PRISONER R02 overpowered HUW AP HUW in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided struggle.
OWAIN HARLSON was overcome by SLICK STEPHAN in a action packed 1 minute fight.
DOMINION was vanquished by MEAN SPIRIT in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven duel.
MIRAGE lost to PRISONER 0484 in a popular 1 minute duel.
SURLY DECKHAND was savagely defeated by DEAD LEE in a action packed 2 minute match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 4 TOTAL PARRY 19 - 10 - 0 66 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 17 - 10 - 0 63 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 AIMED BLOW 37 - 29 - 0 56 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 LUNGING ATTACK 18 - 15 - 0 55 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 10 - 0 47 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 8 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 13 - 22 - 0 37 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 15 - 29 - 0 34 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 3 - 0 25 |
|WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 3 - 0 0 |
Turn 553 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 3 2 SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY SMOKE 68-5868 34 20 0 225 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495)
SLASHING ATTACK CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 41 18 3 227 DUNGEON CELL (1470)
STRIKING ATTACK GAR & BRILL 38-4252 83 148 1 200 JUST BECAUSE (1228)
AIMED BLOW JETSAM 1-8172 49 36 1 200 SEA DOGS (1442)
LUNGING ATTACK SIDEWINDER 21-6883 24 5 1 196 SERPENTS HOLD (1499)
PARRY-STRIKE MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 75 124 1 194 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
PARRY-LUNGE DEAD LEE 8-3142 13 8 0 77 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)
BASHING ATTACK SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 40 49 1 65 SEA DOGS (1446)
The overall popularity leader is GAR & BRILL 38-4252. The most popular warrior this
turn was TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419. The ten other most popular fighters were
SIDEWINDER 21-6883, BUDDERCUP 60-5967, HUW AP HUW 35-3030, DEAD LEE 8-3142, JETSAM
1-8172, SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610, GAR & BRILL 38-4252, PRISONER 0484 82--15865, PRISONER
R02 82--14458, and OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130.
The least popular fighter this week was SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568. The other ten least
popular fighters were DOMINION 98-2058, MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418, NO CHASER 33-6490,
CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488, SMOKE 68-5868, MIRAGE 84-10230, OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130,
PRISONER R02 82--14458, PRISONER 0484 82--15865, and GAR & BRILL 38-4252.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 MURSKA(35) 1 3 0 FIREHOLD(68) 1 0 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 2 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 0 1 0
SUNSET(21) 0 2 0 ARADI(60) 0 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 0 1 0
NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JETSAM 1-8172 49 36 1 200 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
DEAD LEE 8-3142 13 8 0 77 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 49 28 1 237 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
SIDEWINDER 21-6883 24 5 1 196 SERPENTS HOLD (1499) SUNSET
NO CHASER 33-6490 41 44 0 164 JOYS OF BOOZE (1209) NIATOLI ISLAND
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 75 124 1 194 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 83 148 1 200 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 41 18 3 227 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
BUDDERCUP 60-5967 55 61 0 178 BUMS 'R' US (1142) ARADI
SMOKE 68-5868 34 20 0 225 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495) FIREHOLD
PRISONER R02 82--14458 35 40 1 130 DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487) DWES EG
MIRAGE 84-10230 25 18 1 44 DRAGON'S GUARD V (1489) BLACKSTONE
DOMINION 98-2058 11 15 3 59 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498) SYVYN'S HILL
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
JAVA THE HUTT (11-7084) COFFEE WARS (608)
ACE FREHLEY (47-3669) ROYAL FLUSH (48)
PUSSY GALORE (82-9062) ROYAL FELINES (1334)
IMMACULATE (82-35293) SUPERIOR FORCES 4503 (5814)
FAT PANTS (82-39862) HAPPY HOLIDAYS (6631)
TROUE BIDE (82-46080) SACS DE SABLE 3 (7727)
MAD MAX (82-56014) THE WILLBURYS 77 (9435)
CALEB (84-2901) OF WOLF & MAN 5 (573)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes