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Date   : 03/16/2011    Duedate: 03/29/2011

HOME GUARD

DM-101    TURN-554

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 SEA DOGS 1/1442       552  375  5 59.5      DRAGON'S GUARD V 84/1489              
    SEA DOGS 18/426                             ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 98/1498                
    DUNGEON CELL 42/1470                        YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500                 
    DUNGEON CELL 4 82/1487                    4 BUMS 'R' US 60/1142    94  123  0 43.3
    SEA DOGS 21/1446                            JOYS OF BOOZE 33/1209                 
    DUNGEON CELL 97 82/1497                   5 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228  472  660 10 41.7
  2-DARK AT HEAR 21/1496   10    9  0 52.6    6 CHILDREN OF  35/1415  722 1211  8 37.4
  3 SERPENTS HOL 21/1499   63   62  0 50.4    7-PHILANTHROPI 81/1504    2   14  0 12.5
    ZOMBIE SQUAD II II 68/1495            

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Eleven fights, no challenges, no avoids, I think I *will* weep.

     Hail HOME GUARD!  Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for
your deeds.  And let's see, MIRAGE fought SURLY DECKHAND and gained 22 points and
contributed to DRAGON'S GUARD V's 1-0-0.  SURLY DECKHAND has lost to MIRAGE, falling
19 points, while helping make SEA DOGS a 0-1-0 turn.  We should ask CHATTY CABALIST
about the thrill of victory, and what being the new Duelmaster does for a warrior,
he's now the one to ask.  Can someone confirm a rumor for me?  I hear the top team
makes their losing fighters do dishes at The Bash & Glug until they win.  Maybe?
     Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.'
Inscrutable, but true.
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to
be true.  We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the graves of their enemies.
You know who you are; and it's considered rude.
     Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the
sweetest.  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your swords
sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper--
Alarond the Scribe

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD          W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488     42  18  3  242  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610        50  28  1  243  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         83 149  1  204  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 JETSAM 1-8172               50  36  1  202  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT
 SMOKE 68-5868               34  21  0  202  ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495)  FIREHOLD
 HORTATOR 1-7791             41  38  3  199  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT
 TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419     62 138  3  198  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 SIDEWINDER 21-6883          24   6  1  195  SERPENTS HOLD (1499)       SUNSET

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418       75 125  1  179  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 BUDDERCUP 60-5967           55  62  0  177  BUMS 'R' US (1142)         ARADI
 NO CHASER 33-6490           41  45  0  175  JOYS OF BOOZE (1209)       NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-MORBID CRUSADER 21-6825     24  10  1  151  DARK AT HEART (1496)       SUNSET

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130       52  88  1  137  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 PRISONER R02 82--14458      36  40  1  134  DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487)      DWES EG
 YELLOWBEARD 18-2149         27  15  0  108  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 HUW AP HUW 35-3030          37 110  1  102  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRISONER 0484 82--15865     25  51  1   79  DUNGEON CELL 97 (1497)     DWES EG
-ONYB ENGLVAR 81-903         20  19  0   79  PHILANTHROPISTS (1504)     SHADOWSPIRE
-FAMINE 21-6826              19  13  0   77  DARK AT HEART (1496)       SUNSET
 MIRAGE 84-10230             26  18  1   66  DRAGON'S GUARD V (1489)    BLACKSTONE
 DEAD LEE 8-3142             13   9  0   63  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 STOWAWAY 18-9722            29  28  4   62  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
-FAN ZHEN 81-1288            15   8  1   54  DARQUE AGES (1413)         SHADOWSPIRE
 DOMINION 98-2058            11  16  3   48  ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498)      SYVYN'S HILL
 SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568      40  50  1   46  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Word has spread that the ADM Regional Tourney will be taking place again this summer.
For those of you who don't remember, it is a contest between the various regional
arenas, Andorak, Darkholm, Free Blades and Lirith Kai, as well as the two specialty
ADM arenas, Home Guard and Crysalis.  It is free to enter, there are no prizes, and
it is a whole lot of fun.  13 spots are available for each arena and no manager can
send more than two warriors (or represent more than one region).  Home Guard's
population has been dwindling, of late, and I encourage anyone who wishes to
participate in this great contest to send one or two warriors to Home Guard, DM-101.
If you don't manage to qualify for the event elsewhere, I guarantee that there will
be a spot for at least one of your warriors on the Home Guard team! -- One Armed
Bandit, mgr of Sea Dogs, Dungeon Cell, and Shewish Buffet

Having seen the Regional Contest announcement elsewhere and anticipating its
appearance here, the Children of Llyr state their intention to be available to
represent Home Guard.  If you can get better, do, but if not, we'll serve.  Please do
not draft some of Jorja's gladiators from other arenas. -- the Children of Llyr

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SMOKE was viciously subdued by CHATTY CABALIST in a 3 minute Title fight.
SPARE ANCHOR narrowly defeated GAR & BRILL in a exciting 6 minute melee.
HORTATOR overpowered MATH OP OWAIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
TAVIS CADFALSON savagely defeated BUDDERCUP in a exciting 2 minute bloody fight.
SIDEWINDER was bested by ARENAMASTER AZEEM in a popular 2 minute duel.
JETSAM bested NO CHASER in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
HUW AP HUW was handily defeated by PRISONER R02 in a 2 minute uneven fight.
OWAIN HARLSON vanquished YELLOWBEARD in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven duel.
DOMINION was viciously subdued by STOWAWAY in a popular 3 minute gory duel.
MIRAGE overpowered SURLY DECKHAND in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided melee.
DEAD LEE was narrowly defeated by PRISONER 0484 in a 3 minute competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         TOTAL PARRY       19 -  10 -  0      66  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -   9 -  0      64  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         AIMED BLOW        37 -  25 -  0      60  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         LUNGING ATTACK    17 -  13 -  0      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK     9 -  11 -  0      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  27 -  0      37  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   9 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -  23 -  0      32  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   4 -  0      20  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   3 -  0       0  |

Turn 554 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         5 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  3         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488    42  18  3  242 DUNGEON CELL (1470)
TOTAL PARRY      SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610       50  28  1  243 SEA DOGS (426)
STRIKING ATTACK  GAR & BRILL 38-4252        83 149  1  204 JUST BECAUSE (1228)
AIMED BLOW       JETSAM 1-8172              50  36  1  202 SEA DOGS (1442)
BASHING ATTACK   HORTATOR 1-7791            41  38  3  199 SEA DOGS (1442)
LUNGING ATTACK   TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419    62 138  3  198 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
PARRY-STRIKE     MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418      75 125  1  179 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
WALL OF STEEL    YELLOWBEARD 18-2149        27  15  0  108 SEA DOGS (426)
PARRY-LUNGE      DEAD LEE 8-3142            13   9  0   63 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)

The overall popularity leader is GAR & BRILL 38-4252.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was GAR & BRILL 38-4252.  The ten other most popular fighters were NO CHASER 
33-6490, CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488, TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419, STOWAWAY 18-9722, PRISONER 
0484 82--15865, JETSAM 1-8172, SIDEWINDER 21-6883, SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610, MIRAGE 
84-10230, and DEAD LEE 8-3142.

The least popular fighter this week was YELLOWBEARD 18-2149.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418, SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568, DOMINION 
98-2058, BUDDERCUP 60-5967, HUW AP HUW 35-3030, HORTATOR 1-7791, OWAIN HARLSON 
35-3130, PRISONER R02 82--14458, SMOKE 68-5868, and DEAD LEE 8-3142.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           2  0 0  MURSKA(35)           2  2 0  FIREHOLD(68)         0  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          2  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          2  1 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       1  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           0  2 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  1 0  
NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 JETSAM 1-8172               50  36  1  202  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT
 DEAD LEE 8-3142             13   9  0   63  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610        50  28  1  243  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 SIDEWINDER 21-6883          24   6  1  195  SERPENTS HOLD (1499)       SUNSET
 NO CHASER 33-6490           41  45  0  175  JOYS OF BOOZE (1209)       NIATOLI ISLAND

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419     62 138  3  198  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         83 149  1  204  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488     42  18  3  242  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 BUDDERCUP 60-5967           55  62  0  177  BUMS 'R' US (1142)         ARADI
 SMOKE 68-5868               34  21  0  202  ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495)  FIREHOLD
 PRISONER R02 82--14458      36  40  1  134  DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487)      DWES EG
 MIRAGE 84-10230             26  18  1   66  DRAGON'S GUARD V (1489)    BLACKSTONE
 DOMINION 98-2058            11  16  3   48  ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498)      SYVYN'S HILL