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Date : 03/30/2011 Duedate: 04/12/2011
HOME GUARD
DM-101 TURN-555
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 SEA DOGS 1/1442 559 377 5 59.7 YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500
SEA DOGS 18/426 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 98/1498
DUNGEON CELL 4 82/1487 3 BUMS 'R' US 60/1142 94 125 0 42.9
DUNGEON CELL 42/1470 JOYS OF BOOZE 33/1209
SEA DOGS 21/1446 4 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228 472 661 10 41.7
DUNGEON CELL 97 82/1497 5 CHILDREN OF 35/1415 724 1213 8 37.4
2 SERPENTS HOL 21/1499 65 65 0 50.0 6 PHILANTHROPI 35/1374 2 16 0 11.1
DRAGON'S GUARD V 84/1489 PHILANTHROPISTS 81/1504
ZOMBIE SQUAD II II 68/1495
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Captain of the Guard
Well, well, well. What have we here? It's about time I got the respect I
deserved!
The Split is on the way. Not next turn, mind you. But soon. I don't know who
is coming or going. I think Jetsam is heading to Talahya. I don't even know what
I'm doing. I DO know that a few retired warriors have returned to the sands.
Hortator, star of the last ADM Regional Tournament, is back and training his heart
out for the event. Someone is going to get a Halbard to the face if they aren't
careful! Meanwhile, Yellowbeard is back as well. You wouldn't believe it, but that
guy is a former TC. A DEMO TC! And from 20 years ago. Like that even counts. But
to hear him talk about it, you'd think it was a real one from yesterday. All that
guy does is hang around the guild house, talking about that freaking tourney. Thank
god he is finally back out on the sands, maybe you guys can teach him some humility.
Owain Harlson made a good start of it.
Jorja, the boss told me to tell you that he's glad you are representing Home
Guard in the Regional thing. I'm not sure why he couldn't tell you himself, but
there it is. It's out there. And while we are talking, who is Llyr and how come he
has so many children? That one has been bugging me for a while now.
Chatty Cabalist
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Okay, we're coming up hard on a tourney. If that's your story, so be it.
But... twelve fights, one with a standby. No challenges, no most-avoids... huh. Not
my idea of what an arena should look like. Still, it's what we've got.
Biggest point gain--that still happens--went to Dead Lee (19), biggest drop,
Onyb Englvar (17). Same fight.
Chatty, thanks for the column. If you continue to talk, maybe the Children of
Llyr will resume writing personals. They don't need much encouragement.
SURLY DECKHAND (21-6568) (40-50-1,46) of SEA DOGS fought MORPHIUS (35-3471) (15-
16-1,42) of PHILANTHROPISTS. SURLY DECKHAND slimly won victory over MORPHIUS in a 2
minute brutal contest. Nothing like ill temper to keep a guy awake.
MIRAGE (84-10230) (26-18-1,66) of DRAGON'S GUARD V fought STOWAWAY (18-9722)
(29-28-4,62) of SEA DOGS. MIRAGE demolished STOWAWAY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
Bad job, Stowaway, you could've stopped him.
DOMINION (98-2058) (11-16-3,48) of ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 fought PRISONER 0484 (82-
49671) (25-51-1,79) of DUNGEON CELL 97. DOMINION was overpowered by PRISONER 0484 in
a popular 2 minute gory uneven match. Those Prisoners really want out!
DEAD LEE (8-3142) (13-9-0,63) of YOU PAY I SLAY fought ONYB ENGLVAR (81-903)
(20-19-0,79) of PHILANTHROPISTS. DEAD LEE vanquished ONYB ENGLVAR in a 1 minute one-
sided duel. This is the Big Point Movement fight.
OWAIN HARLSON (35-3130) (52-88-1,137) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought PRISONER R02
(82-51078) (36-40-1,134) of DUNGEON CELL 4. OWAIN HARLSON was vanquished by PRISONER
R02 in a popular 1 minute uneven duel. Looks like experience is NOT everything.
HUW AP HUW (35-3030) (37-110-1,102) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought YELLOWBEARD (18-
2149) (27-15-0,108) of SEA DOGS. HUW AP HUW viciously subdued YELLOWBEARD in an
action packed 6 minute gruesome fight. Although experience is clearly SOMETHING.
MATH OP OWAIN (35-1418) (75-125-1,179) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought NO CHASER (33-
6490) (41-45-0,175) of JOYS OF BOOZE. MATH OP OWAIN devastated NO CHASER in a 1
minute mismatched match. Looks like Math likes chasers. Darned if I know why. Take
it straight and stop, that's my advice.
SMOKE (68-5868) (34-21-0,202) of ZOMBIE SQUAD II II fought SHARON SHEW (101-25)
(0-0-0,181) of Various Odds and Bodds. SMOKE was viciously subdued by SHARON SHEW in
an action packed 4 minute gory brawl. Our solitary standby today.
JETSAM (1-8172) (50-36-1,202) of SEA DOGS fought BUDDERCUP (60-5967) (55-62-
0,177) of BUMS 'R' US. JETSAM bested BUDDERCUP in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.
Good to see. Every now and then, a Sea Dog speaks, but I haven't heard from the Bums
in so long, I think their tongues have atrophied.
HORTATOR (1-7791) (41-38-3,199) of SEA DOGS fought GAR & BRILL (38-4252) (83-
149-1,204) of JUST BECAUSE. HORTATOR overpowered GAR & BRILL in a 1 minute
mismatched duel. Beautiful! I get so annoyed at Gar, sometimes, I practically foam
at the mouth, and that isn't something a dead guy does easily.
SPARE ANCHOR (18-9610) (50-28-1,243) of SEA DOGS fought TAVIS CADFALSON (35-
1419) (62-138-3,198) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. SPARE ANCHOR luckily beat TAVIS CADFALSON
in an exciting 6 minute melee. Luck? Are you SURE?
For the title:
CHATTY CABALIST (42-4488) (42-18-3,242) of DUNGEON CELL fought SIDEWINDER (21-
6883) (24-6-1,195) of SERPENTS HOLD. CHATTY CABALIST devastated SIDEWINDER in a 1
minute mismatched Title fight. Good work, Chatty. Do us another column!
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 43 18 3 261 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 51 28 1 248 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HORTATOR 1-7791 42 38 3 210 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
JETSAM 1-8172 51 36 1 204 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 62 139 3 203 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
SIDEWINDER 21-6883 24 7 1 192 SERPENTS HOLD (1499) SUNSET
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 83 150 1 190 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 76 125 1 189 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
SMOKE 68-5868 34 22 0 188 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495) FIREHOLD
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BUDDERCUP 60-5967 55 63 0 180 BUMS 'R' US (1142) ARADI
NO CHASER 33-6490 41 46 0 166 JOYS OF BOOZE (1209) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PRISONER R02 82--14458 37 40 1 147 DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487) DWES EG
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 52 89 1 125 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 38 110 1 119 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
YELLOWBEARD 18-2149 27 16 0 103 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PRISONER 0484 82--15865 26 51 1 84 DUNGEON CELL 97 (1497) DWES EG
DEAD LEE 8-3142 14 9 0 82 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
MIRAGE 84-10230 27 18 1 76 DRAGON'S GUARD V (1489) BLACKSTONE
ONYB ENGLVAR 81-903 20 20 0 62 PHILANTHROPISTS (1504) SHADOWSPIRE
STOWAWAY 18-9722 29 29 4 55 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 41 50 1 51 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
DOMINION 98-2058 11 17 3 46 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498) SYVYN'S HILL
MORPHIUS 35-3471 15 17 1 39 PHILANTHROPISTS (1374) MURSKA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
18 March 11
All -- Be aware of the comeback of the Cajun and his stables of gladiators! Just
sayin' -- The Cajun
This personal contains no information. You need not read it. It exists only to
convince hal that the critical parts of the newsletter are present and ready to
print.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CHATTY CABALIST devastated SIDEWINDER in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
SPARE ANCHOR luckily beat TAVIS CADFALSON in a exciting 6 minute melee.
HORTATOR overpowered GAR & BRILL in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
JETSAM bested BUDDERCUP in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.
SMOKE was viciously subdued by SHARON SHEW in a action packed 4 minute gory brawl.
MATH OP OWAIN devastated NO CHASER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HUW AP HUW viciously subdued YELLOWBEARD in a action packed 6 minute gruesome fight.
OWAIN HARLSON was vanquished by PRISONER R02 in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
DEAD LEE vanquished ONYB ENGLVAR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DOMINION was overpowered by PRISONER 0484 in a popular 2 minute gory uneven match.
MIRAGE demolished STOWAWAY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SURLY DECKHAND slimly won victory over MORPHIUS in a 2 minute brutal contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 5 TOTAL PARRY 20 - 9 - 0 69 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 35 - 21 - 0 63 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 13 - 10 - 0 57 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 10 - 9 - 0 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 12 - 13 - 0 48 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 7 - 0 42 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 11 - 21 - 0 34 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 28 - 0 32 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 6 - 0 0 |
Turn 555 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 4 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 4 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 43 18 3 261 DUNGEON CELL (1470)
TOTAL PARRY SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 51 28 1 248 SEA DOGS (426)
BASHING ATTACK HORTATOR 1-7791 42 38 3 210 SEA DOGS (1442)
AIMED BLOW JETSAM 1-8172 51 36 1 204 SEA DOGS (1442)
LUNGING ATTACK TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 62 139 3 203 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
STRIKING ATTACK GAR & BRILL 38-4252 83 150 1 190 JUST BECAUSE (1228)
PARRY-STRIKE MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 76 125 1 189 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
WALL OF STEEL YELLOWBEARD 18-2149 27 16 0 103 SEA DOGS (426)
PARRY-LUNGE DEAD LEE 8-3142 14 9 0 82 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)
The overall popularity leader is GAR & BRILL 38-4252. The most popular warrior this
turn was TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419. The ten other most popular fighters were HUW AP
HUW 35-3030, BUDDERCUP 60-5967, JETSAM 1-8172, YELLOWBEARD 18-2149, SMOKE 68-5868,
PRISONER 0484 82--15865, SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568, SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610, MORPHIUS
35-3471, and CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488.
The least popular fighter this week was STOWAWAY 18-9722. The other ten least
popular fighters were NO CHASER 33-6490, GAR & BRILL 38-4252, DOMINION 98-2058, ONYB
ENGLVAR 81-903, MIRAGE 84-10230, DEAD LEE 8-3142, OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130, HORTATOR
1-7791, SIDEWINDER 21-6883, and PRISONER R02 82--14458.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 2 0 0 MURSKA(35) 2 3 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 0 1 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 2 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 2 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 1 0 0
SUNSET(21) 1 1 0 ARADI(60) 0 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 0 1 0
NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 FIREHOLD(68) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HORTATOR 1-7791 42 38 3 210 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
DEAD LEE 8-3142 14 9 0 82 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 51 28 1 248 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
SIDEWINDER 21-6883 24 7 1 192 SERPENTS HOLD (1499) SUNSET
NO CHASER 33-6490 41 46 0 166 JOYS OF BOOZE (1209) NIATOLI ISLAND
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 62 139 3 203 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 83 150 1 190 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 43 18 3 261 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
BUDDERCUP 60-5967 55 63 0 180 BUMS 'R' US (1142) ARADI
SMOKE 68-5868 34 22 0 188 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495) FIREHOLD
ONYB ENGLVAR 81-903 20 20 0 62 PHILANTHROPISTS (1504) SHADOWSPIRE
PRISONER R02 82--14458 37 40 1 147 DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487) DWES EG
MIRAGE 84-10230 27 18 1 76 DRAGON'S GUARD V (1489) BLACKSTONE
DOMINION 98-2058 11 17 3 46 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498) SYVYN'S HILL