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Date   : 03/30/2011    Duedate: 04/12/2011

HOME GUARD

DM-101    TURN-555

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 SEA DOGS 1/1442       559  377  5 59.7      YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500                 
    SEA DOGS 18/426                             ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 98/1498                
    DUNGEON CELL 4 82/1487                    3 BUMS 'R' US 60/1142    94  125  0 42.9
    DUNGEON CELL 42/1470                        JOYS OF BOOZE 33/1209                 
    SEA DOGS 21/1446                          4 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228  472  661 10 41.7
    DUNGEON CELL 97 82/1497                   5 CHILDREN OF  35/1415  724 1213  8 37.4
  2 SERPENTS HOL 21/1499   65   65  0 50.0    6 PHILANTHROPI 35/1374    2   16  0 11.1
    DRAGON'S GUARD V 84/1489                    PHILANTHROPISTS 81/1504               
    ZOMBIE SQUAD II II 68/1495            

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                       Reflections by the Captain of the Guard

     Well, well, well.  What have we here?  It's about time I got the respect I
deserved!
     The Split is on the way.  Not next turn, mind you.  But soon.  I don't know who
is coming or going.  I think Jetsam is heading to Talahya.  I don't even know what
I'm doing.  I DO know that a few retired warriors have returned to the sands.
Hortator, star of the last ADM Regional Tournament, is back and training his heart
out for the event.  Someone is going to get a Halbard to the face if they aren't
careful!  Meanwhile, Yellowbeard is back as well.  You wouldn't believe it, but that
guy is a former TC.  A DEMO TC!  And from 20 years ago.  Like that even counts.  But
to hear him talk about it, you'd think it was a real one from yesterday.  All that
guy does is hang around the guild house, talking about that freaking tourney.  Thank
god he is finally back out on the sands, maybe you guys can teach him some humility.
Owain Harlson made a good start of it.
     Jorja, the boss told me to tell you that he's glad you are representing Home
Guard in the Regional thing.  I'm not sure why he couldn't tell you himself, but
there it is.  It's out there.  And while we are talking, who is Llyr and how come he
has so many children?  That one has been bugging me for a while now.

Chatty Cabalist

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Okay, we're coming up hard on a tourney.  If that's your story, so be it.
But... twelve fights, one with a standby.  No challenges, no most-avoids... huh.  Not
my idea of what an arena should look like.  Still, it's what we've got.
     Biggest point gain--that still happens--went to Dead Lee (19), biggest drop,
Onyb Englvar (17).  Same fight.
     Chatty, thanks for the column.  If you continue to talk, maybe the Children of
Llyr will resume writing personals.  They don't need much encouragement.

     SURLY DECKHAND (21-6568) (40-50-1,46) of SEA DOGS fought MORPHIUS (35-3471) (15-
16-1,42) of PHILANTHROPISTS.  SURLY DECKHAND slimly won victory over MORPHIUS in a 2
minute brutal contest.  Nothing like ill temper to keep a guy awake.
     MIRAGE (84-10230) (26-18-1,66) of DRAGON'S GUARD V fought STOWAWAY (18-9722)
(29-28-4,62) of SEA DOGS.  MIRAGE demolished STOWAWAY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
Bad job, Stowaway, you could've stopped him.
     DOMINION (98-2058) (11-16-3,48) of ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 fought PRISONER 0484 (82-
49671) (25-51-1,79) of DUNGEON CELL 97.  DOMINION was overpowered by PRISONER 0484 in
a popular 2 minute gory uneven match.  Those Prisoners really want out!
     DEAD LEE (8-3142) (13-9-0,63) of YOU PAY I SLAY fought ONYB ENGLVAR (81-903)
(20-19-0,79) of PHILANTHROPISTS.  DEAD LEE vanquished ONYB ENGLVAR in a 1 minute one-
sided duel.  This is the Big Point Movement fight.
     OWAIN HARLSON (35-3130) (52-88-1,137) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought PRISONER R02
(82-51078) (36-40-1,134) of DUNGEON CELL 4.  OWAIN HARLSON was vanquished by PRISONER
R02 in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.  Looks like experience is NOT everything.
     HUW AP HUW (35-3030) (37-110-1,102) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought YELLOWBEARD (18-
2149) (27-15-0,108) of SEA DOGS.  HUW AP HUW viciously subdued YELLOWBEARD in an
action packed 6 minute gruesome fight.  Although experience is clearly SOMETHING.

     MATH OP OWAIN (35-1418) (75-125-1,179) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought NO CHASER (33-
6490) (41-45-0,175) of JOYS OF BOOZE.  MATH OP OWAIN devastated NO CHASER in a 1
minute mismatched match.  Looks like Math likes chasers.  Darned if I know why.  Take
it straight and stop, that's my advice.
     SMOKE (68-5868) (34-21-0,202) of ZOMBIE SQUAD II II fought SHARON SHEW (101-25)
(0-0-0,181) of Various Odds and Bodds.  SMOKE was viciously subdued by SHARON SHEW in
an action packed 4 minute gory brawl.  Our solitary standby today.
     JETSAM (1-8172) (50-36-1,202) of SEA DOGS fought BUDDERCUP (60-5967) (55-62-
0,177) of BUMS 'R' US.  JETSAM bested BUDDERCUP in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.
Good to see.  Every now and then, a Sea Dog speaks, but I haven't heard from the Bums
in so long, I think their tongues have atrophied.
     HORTATOR (1-7791) (41-38-3,199) of SEA DOGS fought GAR & BRILL (38-4252) (83-
149-1,204) of JUST BECAUSE.  HORTATOR overpowered GAR & BRILL in a 1 minute
mismatched duel.  Beautiful!  I get so annoyed at Gar, sometimes, I practically foam
at the mouth, and that isn't something a dead guy does easily.
     SPARE ANCHOR (18-9610) (50-28-1,243) of SEA DOGS fought TAVIS CADFALSON (35-
1419) (62-138-3,198) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  SPARE ANCHOR luckily beat TAVIS CADFALSON
in an exciting 6 minute melee.  Luck?  Are you SURE?

For the title:
     CHATTY CABALIST (42-4488) (42-18-3,242) of DUNGEON CELL fought SIDEWINDER (21-
6883) (24-6-1,195) of SERPENTS HOLD.  CHATTY CABALIST devastated SIDEWINDER in a 1
minute mismatched Title fight.  Good work, Chatty.  Do us another column!

                                        Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD          W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488     43  18  3  261  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610        51  28  1  248  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HORTATOR 1-7791             42  38  3  210  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT
 JETSAM 1-8172               51  36  1  204  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT
 TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419     62 139  3  203  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 SIDEWINDER 21-6883          24   7  1  192  SERPENTS HOLD (1499)       SUNSET
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         83 150  1  190  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418       76 125  1  189  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 SMOKE 68-5868               34  22  0  188  ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495)  FIREHOLD

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BUDDERCUP 60-5967           55  63  0  180  BUMS 'R' US (1142)         ARADI
 NO CHASER 33-6490           41  46  0  166  JOYS OF BOOZE (1209)       NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRISONER R02 82--14458      37  40  1  147  DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487)      DWES EG
 OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130       52  89  1  125  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 HUW AP HUW 35-3030          38 110  1  119  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 YELLOWBEARD 18-2149         27  16  0  103  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PRISONER 0484 82--15865     26  51  1   84  DUNGEON CELL 97 (1497)     DWES EG
 DEAD LEE 8-3142             14   9  0   82  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 MIRAGE 84-10230             27  18  1   76  DRAGON'S GUARD V (1489)    BLACKSTONE
 ONYB ENGLVAR 81-903         20  20  0   62  PHILANTHROPISTS (1504)     SHADOWSPIRE
 STOWAWAY 18-9722            29  29  4   55  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568      41  50  1   51  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 DOMINION 98-2058            11  17  3   46  ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498)      SYVYN'S HILL
 MORPHIUS 35-3471            15  17  1   39  PHILANTHROPISTS (1374)     MURSKA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

18 March 11
All -- Be aware of the comeback of the Cajun and his stables of gladiators!  Just
sayin' -- The Cajun

This personal contains no information.  You need not read it.  It exists only to
convince hal that the critical parts of the newsletter are present and ready to
print.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CHATTY CABALIST devastated SIDEWINDER in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
SPARE ANCHOR luckily beat TAVIS CADFALSON in a exciting 6 minute melee.
HORTATOR overpowered GAR & BRILL in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
JETSAM bested BUDDERCUP in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.
SMOKE was viciously subdued by SHARON SHEW in a action packed 4 minute gory brawl.
MATH OP OWAIN devastated NO CHASER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HUW AP HUW viciously subdued YELLOWBEARD in a action packed 6 minute gruesome fight.
OWAIN HARLSON was vanquished by PRISONER R02 in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
DEAD LEE vanquished ONYB ENGLVAR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DOMINION was overpowered by PRISONER 0484 in a popular 2 minute gory uneven match.
MIRAGE demolished STOWAWAY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SURLY DECKHAND slimly won victory over MORPHIUS in a 2 minute brutal contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       5         TOTAL PARRY       20 -   9 -  0      69  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         AIMED BLOW        35 -  21 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -  10 -  0      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK    10 -   9 -  0      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         LUNGING ATTACK    12 -  13 -  0      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-STRIKE      11 -  21 -  0      34  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  28 -  0      32  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   2 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         WALL OF STEEL      0 -   6 -  0       0  |

Turn 555 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         4 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  4         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488    43  18  3  261 DUNGEON CELL (1470)
TOTAL PARRY      SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610       51  28  1  248 SEA DOGS (426)
BASHING ATTACK   HORTATOR 1-7791            42  38  3  210 SEA DOGS (1442)
AIMED BLOW       JETSAM 1-8172              51  36  1  204 SEA DOGS (1442)
LUNGING ATTACK   TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419    62 139  3  203 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
STRIKING ATTACK  GAR & BRILL 38-4252        83 150  1  190 JUST BECAUSE (1228)
PARRY-STRIKE     MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418      76 125  1  189 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
WALL OF STEEL    YELLOWBEARD 18-2149        27  16  0  103 SEA DOGS (426)
PARRY-LUNGE      DEAD LEE 8-3142            14   9  0   82 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)

The overall popularity leader is GAR & BRILL 38-4252.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419.  The ten other most popular fighters were HUW AP 
HUW 35-3030, BUDDERCUP 60-5967, JETSAM 1-8172, YELLOWBEARD 18-2149, SMOKE 68-5868, 
PRISONER 0484 82--15865, SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568, SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610, MORPHIUS 
35-3471, and CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488.

The least popular fighter this week was STOWAWAY 18-9722.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were NO CHASER 33-6490, GAR & BRILL 38-4252, DOMINION 98-2058, ONYB 
ENGLVAR 81-903, MIRAGE 84-10230, DEAD LEE 8-3142, OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130, HORTATOR 
1-7791, SIDEWINDER 21-6883, and PRISONER R02 82--14458.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           2  0 0  MURSKA(35)           2  3 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      0  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          2  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  2 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       1  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  1 0  ARADI(60)            0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  1 0  
NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  1 0  FIREHOLD(68)         0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HORTATOR 1-7791             42  38  3  210  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT
 DEAD LEE 8-3142             14   9  0   82  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610        51  28  1  248  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 SIDEWINDER 21-6883          24   7  1  192  SERPENTS HOLD (1499)       SUNSET
 NO CHASER 33-6490           41  46  0  166  JOYS OF BOOZE (1209)       NIATOLI ISLAND
 TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419     62 139  3  203  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 GAR & BRILL 38-4252         83 150  1  190  JUST BECAUSE (1228)        CLIFFHOME
 CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488     43  18  3  261  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 BUDDERCUP 60-5967           55  63  0  180  BUMS 'R' US (1142)         ARADI
 SMOKE 68-5868               34  22  0  188  ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495)  FIREHOLD
 ONYB ENGLVAR 81-903         20  20  0   62  PHILANTHROPISTS (1504)     SHADOWSPIRE
 PRISONER R02 82--14458      37  40  1  147  DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487)      DWES EG
 MIRAGE 84-10230             27  18  1   76  DRAGON'S GUARD V (1489)    BLACKSTONE
 DOMINION 98-2058            11  17  3   46  ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498)      SYVYN'S HILL