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Date : 04/13/2011 Duedate: 04/26/2011
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DM-101 TURN-556
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 SEA DOGS 1/1442 563 380 5 59.7 YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500
SEA DOGS 18/426 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 98/1498
DUNGEON CELL 42/1470 3 BUMS 'R' US 60/1142 96 125 0 43.4
DUNGEON CELL 4 82/1487 JOYS OF BOOZE 33/1209
SEA DOGS 21/1446 4 JUST BECAUSE 38/1228 472 662 10 41.6
DUNGEON CELL 97 82/1497 5 CHILDREN OF 35/1415 725 1216 8 37.4
2 SERPENTS HOL 21/1499 68 67 0 50.4 6-PHILANTHROPI 35/1374 2 16 0 11.1
DRAGON'S GUARD V 84/1489 PHILANTHROPISTS 81/1504
ZOMBIE SQUAD II II 68/1495
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Okay, another fight day. I'm not going to cry in my beer here, that ruins the
beer. It's time to bend into the job, recruit, or at least pay attention to the
gladiators we have here. We had ten fights, only one involving a standby. No
challenges, no avoids, or at least not enough to make anyone Most Avoided.
Amazingly, Huw ap Huw had the greatest point gain, the age of miracles is upon
us. He went up 22 points after defeating Prisoner R02. R02 had the biggest drop,
and well he should after losing to Huw, down 19 points.
The fights:
DEAD LEE (8-3142) (14-9-0,82) of YOU PAY I SLAY fought SURLY DECKHAND (21-6568)
(41-50-1,51) of SEA DOGS. DEAD LEE savagely defeated SURLY DECKHAND in a popular 3
minute gory melee. This is the kind of thing that makes a dead guy like me feel
proud of his, ah, existential state. And maybe the Surly Deckhand will improve his
manners. Or maybe not.
MIRAGE (84-10230) (27-18-1,76) of DRAGON'S GUARD V fought HERMY (101-4) (0-0-
0,50) of the Ever Faithful. MIRAGE vanquished HERMY in a popular 1 minute one-sided
duel. The only standby to fight today. Good job, Mirage. I'm not fixing to
criticize ANYONE who showed up to fight today.
DOMINION (98-2058) (11-17-3,46) of ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 fought PRISONER 0484 (82-
49671) (26-51-1,84) of DUNGEON CELL 97. DOMINION was vanquished by PRISONER 0484 in
a 1 minute one-sided duel. There's probably some hidden message here, but this is
not my day for decoding hidden messages, so you'll have to dig it out yourself.
HUW AP HUW (35-3030) (38-110-1,119) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought PRISONER R02 (82-
51078) (37-40-1,147) of DUNGEON CELL 4. HUW AP HUW overcame PRISONER R02 in an
action packed 2 minute melee. This was the big mover as regards rankings. And,
probably, the big surprise for Huw, who is not known for the frequency with which he
wins fights.
BUDDERCUP (60-5967) (55-63-0,180) of BUMS 'R' US fought YELLOWBEARD (18-2149)
(27-16-0,103) of SEA DOGS. BUDDERCUP devastated YELLOWBEARD in a crowd pleasing 2
minute gory mismatched match. Another loss for Yellowbeard, which is teammate Chatty
seems to feel is a good thing. Don't ask me! I may have more clues than Debby
Tonte, but that doesn't mean I have ALL the answers.
NO CHASER (33-6490) (41-46-0,166) of JOYS OF BOOZE fought OWAIN HARLSON (35-
3130) (52-89-1,125) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. NO CHASER devastated OWAIN HARLSON in a
popular 1 minute uneven brawl. This made me laugh. You may or may not know that
Owain fancies himself as a ladies' man, but can he get to first base with No? No.
He didn't even make it up to bat.
GAR & BRILL (38-4252) (83-150-1,190) of JUST BECAUSE fought SMOKE (68-5868) (34-
22-0,188) of ZOMBIE SQUAD II II. GAR & BRILL was unbelievably bested by SMOKE in a
popular 9 minute brutal fight. I believe it. I salute it. I get really tired of
this Gar hanging around here. Of course, better Gar than a standby, I s'pose.
MATH OP OWAIN (35-1418) (76-125-1,189) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought JETSAM (1-
8172) (51-36-1,204) of SEA DOGS. MATH OP OWAIN was defeated by JETSAM in a crowd
pleasing 5 minute duel. Well, of course. Math has done well overcoming the handicap
with which he began his gladiatorial career, but even so... some things are beyond
human reach. And so they should be.
HORTATOR (1-7791) (42-38-3,210) of SEA DOGS fought SIDEWINDER (21-6883) (24-7-
1,192) of SERPENTS HOLD. HORTATOR demolished SIDEWINDER in a 1 minute one-sided
melee. I've heard of people playing pipes to dominate serpents, but this is the
first instance I recall of someone beating a serpent like it was a drum. Seems to've
worked, though.
For the title:
CHATTY CABALIST (42-4488) (43-18-3,261) of DUNGEON CELL fought TAVIS CADFALSON
(35-1419) (62-139-3,203) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. CHATTY CABALIST devastated TAVIS
CADFALSON in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight. Good enough, Chatty. Write to us
again.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 44 18 3 272 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 51 28 1 248 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
HORTATOR 1-7791 43 38 3 227 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JETSAM 1-8172 52 36 1 209 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 62 140 3 197 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
SMOKE 68-5868 35 22 0 197 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495) FIREHOLD
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 76 126 1 194 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 83 151 1 190 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
SIDEWINDER 21-6883 24 8 1 185 SERPENTS HOLD (1499) SUNSET
BUDDERCUP 60-5967 56 63 0 182 BUMS 'R' US (1142) ARADI
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NO CHASER 33-6490 42 46 0 168 JOYS OF BOOZE (1209) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 39 110 1 141 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
PRISONER R02 82--14458 37 41 1 128 DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487) DWES EG
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 52 90 1 125 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
YELLOWBEARD 18-2149 27 17 0 112 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PRISONER 0484 82--15865 27 51 1 86 DUNGEON CELL 97 (1497) DWES EG
DEAD LEE 8-3142 15 9 0 84 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
MIRAGE 84-10230 28 18 1 80 DRAGON'S GUARD V (1489) BLACKSTONE
-ONYB ENGLVAR 81-903 20 20 0 62 PHILANTHROPISTS (1504) SHADOWSPIRE
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 41 51 1 56 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
-STOWAWAY 18-9722 29 29 4 55 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
DOMINION 98-2058 11 18 3 46 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498) SYVYN'S HILL
-MORPHIUS 35-3471 15 17 1 39 PHILANTHROPISTS (1374) MURSKA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
All -- This might be too late to make the newsletter, but good luck to everyone in
the tourney! I hope your results are good ones. -- One Armed Bandit
Chatty Cabalist -- Llyr (also Lyr, Lir, or Ler) is or possibly was a Celtic sea god,
and I'm not entirely clear whether the original use of the term "childern of Llyr"
was intended to apply only to his literal offspring, or also to those peoples or
tribes which could be said to "follow" him. I have chosen to think of it in the
second sense, and even that is more figurative than literal, since Murska is a long
way from any sea. So, in the game context, the Children of Llyr are a tribe or small
group of tribes of the Harkene people residing in the general area of Murska, and
Llyr could be considered their tribal deity / founding father. -- Jorja
Spare Anchor -- Ultimately, dragging you around the arena exhausted me. But the
crowd seems to have appreciated my efforts. Darned if I know why. -- Tavis Cadfalson
No Chaser -- But I wanted to chase you anyway. And if the steward hadn't stepped in
when he did, I would have caught you. -- Math op Owain
Yellowbeard -- I don't know why Chatty said it was Owain that defeated you. -- Huw ap
Huw
P.S. I needed the win a lot more than Owain did, anyway.
Prisoner R02 -- Your manager has a lot to answer for, letting all you Prisoners out.
-- Owain Harlson
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CHATTY CABALIST devastated TAVIS CADFALSON in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
HORTATOR demolished SIDEWINDER in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
MATH OP OWAIN was defeated by JETSAM in a crowd pleasing 5 minute duel.
GAR & BRILL was unbelievably bested by SMOKE in a popular 9 minute brutal fight.
NO CHASER devastated OWAIN HARLSON in a popular 1 minute uneven brawl.
BUDDERCUP devastated YELLOWBEARD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory mismatched match.
HUW AP HUW overcame PRISONER R02 in a action packed 2 minute melee.
DOMINION was vanquished by PRISONER 0484 in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MIRAGE vanquished HERMY in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
DEAD LEE savagely defeated SURLY DECKHAND in a popular 3 minute gory melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 4 TOTAL PARRY 19 - 8 - 0 70 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 AIMED BLOW 34 - 18 - 0 65 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 SLASHING ATTACK 13 - 10 - 0 57 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 9 - 9 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 14 - 0 39 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 12 - 19 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 7 - 0 36 |
|TOTAL PARRY 1 STRIKING ATTACK 13 - 25 - 0 34 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 6 - 0 0 |
Turn 556 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 3 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 AIMED BLOW
1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 44 18 3 272 DUNGEON CELL (1470)
BASHING ATTACK HORTATOR 1-7791 43 38 3 227 SEA DOGS (1442)
AIMED BLOW JETSAM 1-8172 52 36 1 209 SEA DOGS (1442)
LUNGING ATTACK TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 62 140 3 197 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
TOTAL PARRY SMOKE 68-5868 35 22 0 197 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495)
PARRY-STRIKE MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 76 126 1 194 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
STRIKING ATTACK GAR & BRILL 38-4252 83 151 1 190 JUST BECAUSE (1228)
WALL OF STEEL YELLOWBEARD 18-2149 27 17 0 112 SEA DOGS (426)
PARRY-LUNGE DEAD LEE 8-3142 15 9 0 84 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)
The overall popularity leader is GAR & BRILL 38-4252. The most popular warrior this
turn was GAR & BRILL 38-4252. The ten other most popular fighters were MATH OP OWAIN
35-1418, SMOKE 68-5868, BUDDERCUP 60-5967, DEAD LEE 8-3142, JETSAM 1-8172, HUW AP HUW
35-3030, NO CHASER 33-6490, MIRAGE 84-10230, CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488, and PRISONER
0484 82--15865.
The least popular fighter this week was DOMINION 98-2058. The other ten least
popular fighters were OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130, SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568, YELLOWBEARD
18-2149, SIDEWINDER 21-6883, TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419, PRISONER R02 82--14458,
HORTATOR 1-7791, PRISONER 0484 82--15865, CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488, and MIRAGE
84-10230.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 2 0 0 MURSKA(35) 1 3 0 FIREHOLD(68) 1 0 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 1 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 1 0 0
SUNSET(21) 0 2 0 ARADI(60) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 0 1 0
NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HORTATOR 1-7791 43 38 3 227 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
DEAD LEE 8-3142 15 9 0 84 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
YELLOWBEARD 18-2149 27 17 0 112 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
SIDEWINDER 21-6883 24 8 1 185 SERPENTS HOLD (1499) SUNSET
NO CHASER 33-6490 42 46 0 168 JOYS OF BOOZE (1209) NIATOLI ISLAND
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 62 140 3 197 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GAR & BRILL 38-4252 83 151 1 190 JUST BECAUSE (1228) CLIFFHOME
CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 44 18 3 272 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
BUDDERCUP 60-5967 56 63 0 182 BUMS 'R' US (1142) ARADI
SMOKE 68-5868 35 22 0 197 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495) FIREHOLD
PRISONER R02 82--14458 37 41 1 128 DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487) DWES EG
MIRAGE 84-10230 28 18 1 80 DRAGON'S GUARD V (1489) BLACKSTONE
DOMINION 98-2058 11 18 3 46 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498) SYVYN'S HILL