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Date : 04/27/2011 Duedate: 05/10/2011
HOME GUARD
DM-101 TURN-557
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 SEA DOGS 1/1442 571 381 5 60.0 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 98/1498
SEA DOGS 18/426 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II 68/1495
DUNGEON CELL 42/1470 3 ARROGANCE 18/755 473 666 10 41.5
DUNGEON CELL 4 82/1487 UNDER DURESS 64/741
SEA DOGS 21/1446 4 CHILDREN OF 35/1415 727 1218 8 37.4
DUNGEON CELL 97 82/1497 5-PHILANTHROPI 35/1374 2 16 0 11.1
2 SERPENTS HOL 22/1505 68 69 0 49.6 PHILANTHROPISTS 81/1504
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Aaah, those speech-writers! What do they know? Listen to this:
"Much has changed in HOME GUARD since last I was here." Nope, not much change
at all. "Never fear, Olaf Modeen adapts to many situations, as do all successful
fighters." True. "What's with YELLOWBEARD? He actually beat UNDER DURESS'
BLACKMAIL, and walked away with 27 more points from the fight." Good job. "Major
screwup at UNDER DURESS. BLACKMAIL lost 18 points to YELLOWBEARD. Some new
strategies, perhaps? Maybe BLACKMAIL will provide more easy wins..." You wish!
"Try as he might, MATH OP OWAIN wasn't good enough at persuading CHATTY CABALIST to
step down from the Duelmaster's throne..." If that was trying hard, well, I just
don't believe it. "I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about
your fellow fighters? Tough!" Because nobody's doing anything down and dirty here.
"Speaking of cowardly avoiders and unfair challenges..." No challenges, no
avoids. Eleven fights total, two with standbys.
"There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit. Do you want the
fighters to walk away, or not?" I never did get this. Granted, there's been some
talk of sending in lions when the fights run over ten minutes; give the fans a
thrill. "Is it my imagination, or are fighters getting younger every day? To die so
young, so gloriously!" In Home Guard? Few are young and none die for keeps.
"Who knows what the future holds for a warrior. More fights, there's no doubt.
Are you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it? Actually, I guess I'm
writing it before you read it. Oh, well. Remember--a good fighter needs both good
skills and good luck. Until next time." Yep.
In brief:
LAZY LOOKOUT (42-4504) (25-23-1,35) of DUNGEON CELL fought B&G BOUNCER (101-3)
(0-0-0,30) of Miscellaneous Odds and Bods. LAZY LOOKOUT demolished B&G BOUNCER in a
1 minute mismatched match.
PRISONER 0484 (82-49671) (27-51-1,86) of DUNGEON CELL 97 fought MEAN SPIRIT
(101-5) (0-0-0,70) of Miscellaneous Odds and Bods. PRISONER 0484 overpowered MEAN
SPIRIT in a popular 1 minute gory uneven match.
DOMINION (98-2058) (11-18-3,46) of ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 fought SURLY DECKHAND (21-
6568) (41-51-1,56) of SEA DOGS. DOMINION was savagely defeated by SURLY DECKHAND in
an action packed 3 minute duel.
OWAIN HARLSON (35-3130) (52-90-1,125) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought MANIPULATOR
(64-3490) (37-62-5,148) of UNDER DURESS. OWAIN HARLSON was vanquished by MANIPULATOR
in a 1 minute uneven duel.
HUW AP HUW (35-3030) (39-110-1,141) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought ASSUR (18-7821)
(25-72-2,92) of ARROGANCE. HUW AP HUW overcame ASSUR in a 3 minute melee.
HOFFA (18-9369) (22-39-0,105) of ARROGANCE fought PRISONER R02 (82-51078) (37-
41-1,128) of DUNGEON CELL 4. HOFFA was devastated by PRISONER R02 in a 2 minute one-
sided competition.
HOFFA (18-8478) (15-71-1,117) of ARROGANCE fought PLANKTON (18-9748) (23-21-
2,100) of SEA DOGS. HOFFA was devastated by PLANKTON in a crowd pleasing 2 minute
brutal one-sided duel.
YELLOWBEARD (18-2149) (27-17-0,112) of SEA DOGS fought BLACKMAIL (64-3917) (35-
46-0,150) of UNDER DURESS. YELLOWBEARD defeated BLACKMAIL in a crowd pleasing 3
minute match.
SPARE ANCHOR (18-9610) (51-28-1,248) of SEA DOGS fought SMOKE (68-5868) (35-22-
0,197) of ZOMBIE SQUAD II II. SPARE ANCHOR viciously subdued SMOKE in a unpopular 19
minute gory brawl.
HORTATOR (1-7791) (43-38-3,227) of SEA DOGS fought TAVIS CADFALSON (35-1419)
(62-140-3,197) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. HORTATOR was demolished by TAVIS CADFALSON in a
popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
For the title:
CHATTY CABALIST (42-4488) (44-18-3,272) of DUNGEON CELL fought MATH OP OWAIN
(35-1418) (76-126-1,194) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. CHATTY CABALIST devastated MATH OP
OWAIN in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 45 18 3 281 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 52 28 1 256 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 63 140 3 213 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SMOKE 68-5868 35 23 0 200 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495) FIREHOLD
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 76 127 1 193 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
HORTATOR 1-7791 43 39 3 188 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MANIPULATOR 64-3490 38 62 5 153 UNDER DURESS (741) KURUKAR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 40 110 1 143 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
YELLOWBEARD 18-2149 28 17 0 139 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
PRISONER R02 82--14458 38 41 1 133 DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487) DWES EG
BLACKMAIL 64-3917 35 47 0 132 UNDER DURESS (741) KURUKAR
PLANKTON 18-9748 24 21 2 122 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 52 91 1 121 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
HOFFA 18-9369 22 40 0 101 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ASSUR 18-7821 25 73 2 100 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
HOFFA 18-8478 15 72 1 99 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
PRISONER 0484 82--15865 28 51 1 95 DUNGEON CELL 97 (1497) DWES EG
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-ONYB ENGLVAR 81-903 20 20 0 62 PHILANTHROPISTS (1504) SHADOWSPIRE
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 42 51 1 61 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
-STOWAWAY 18-9722 29 29 4 55 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
DOMINION 98-2058 11 19 3 45 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498) SYVYN'S HILL
LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504 26 23 1 44 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
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LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CHATTY CABALIST devastated MATH OP OWAIN in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
HORTATOR was demolished by TAVIS CADFALSON in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
SPARE ANCHOR viciously subdued SMOKE in a unpopular 19 minute gory brawl.
YELLOWBEARD defeated BLACKMAIL in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
HOFFA was devastated by PLANKTON in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal one-sided duel.
HOFFA was devastated by PRISONER R02 in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
HUW AP HUW overcame ASSUR in a 3 minute melee.
OWAIN HARLSON was vanquished by MANIPULATOR in a 1 minute uneven duel.
DOMINION was savagely defeated by SURLY DECKHAND in a action packed 3 minute duel.
PRISONER 0484 overpowered MEAN SPIRIT in a popular 1 minute gory uneven match.
LAZY LOOKOUT demolished B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 34 - 16 - 0 68 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 TOTAL PARRY 19 - 10 - 0 66 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 14 - 8 - 0 64 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 BASHING ATTACK 11 - 10 - 0 52 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 8 - 0 38 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 13 - 0 38 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 23 - 0 32 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-STRIKE 10 - 21 - 0 32 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 6 - 0 14 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 - 0 0 |
Turn 557 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 2 PARRY-STRIKE
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 45 18 3 281 DUNGEON CELL (1470)
TOTAL PARRY SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 52 28 1 256 SEA DOGS (426)
LUNGING ATTACK TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 63 140 3 213 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
PARRY-STRIKE MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 76 127 1 193 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
BASHING ATTACK HORTATOR 1-7791 43 39 3 188 SEA DOGS (1442)
WALL OF STEEL YELLOWBEARD 18-2149 28 17 0 139 SEA DOGS (426)
PARRY-LUNGE BLACKMAIL 64-3917 35 47 0 132 UNDER DURESS (741)
STRIKING ATTACK OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 52 91 1 121 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
The overall popularity leader is TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419. The most popular warrior
this turn was SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568. The ten other most popular fighters were
YELLOWBEARD 18-2149, BLACKMAIL 64-3917, PLANKTON 18-9748, PRISONER 0484 82--15865,
HUW AP HUW 35-3030, SMOKE 68-5868, PRISONER R02 82--14458, ASSUR 18-7821, CHATTY
CABALIST 42-4488, and TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419.
The least popular fighter this week was SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610. The other ten least
popular fighters were OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130, HOFFA 18-9369, HOFFA 18-8478, HORTATOR
1-7791, LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504, MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418, DOMINION 98-2058, MANIPULATOR
64-3490, TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419, and CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 MURSKA(35) 2 2 0 FIREHOLD(68) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 3 3 0 RODEKI(42) 2 0 0 DWES EG(82) 2 0 0
SUNSET(21) 1 0 0 KURUKAR(64) 1 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HORTATOR 1-7791 43 39 3 188 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 52 28 1 256 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 42 51 1 61 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 63 140 3 213 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 45 18 3 281 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
MANIPULATOR 64-3490 38 62 5 153 UNDER DURESS (741) KURUKAR
SMOKE 68-5868 35 23 0 200 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495) FIREHOLD
PRISONER R02 82--14458 38 41 1 133 DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487) DWES EG
DOMINION 98-2058 11 19 3 45 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498) SYVYN'S HILL