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Date : 05/25/2011 Duedate: 06/07/2011
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DM-101 TURN-559
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 SEA DOGS 1/1442 582 384 5 60.2 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 98/1498
SEA DOGS 18/426 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II 68/1495
DUNGEON CELL 4 82/1487 5 ARROGANCE 18/755 477 672 10 41.5
DUNGEON CELL 42/1470 UNDER DURESS 64/741
SEA DOGS 21/1446 6 MID EARTH 29/529 37 61 0 37.8
DUNGEON CELL 97 82/1497 WIZARD'S WRATH 5/1464
2-DARK AT HEAR 21/1496 11 9 0 55.0 SORCERY COVENANT 3/255
3 ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 1063 926 16 53.4 7 CHILDREN OF 35/1415 729 1224 8 37.3
4 SERPENTS HOL 22/1505 71 70 0 50.4 8 STREET WALKE 45/1507 4 10 0 28.6
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Captain of the Guard
I enjoyed our conversation, Chatty, even though I must admit that most of your
comments were not relevant to my life. I've never really done much with the Cabala,
that's Math's kind of thing: esoteric and intricate. Concrete, not to say iron-
hard, details, that's for me. Goes with being a smith, you know?
Tavis Cadfalson
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
I think it's the rain. It rains and rains and rains, and the water sits around
on the ground, and it rains more. It's enough to make anyone stay home. I would
have stayed home, if I didn't have to do the spy report. Because the problem with
rain, you see, is mold. Mildew. Even little mushrooms. This may seem trivial to
you, but us dead guys have to watch out for rain and the subsequent fungus outbreaks.
I found three toadstools behind my right ear this morning.
To take my mind off that, and off the fine crop of edible fungi growing on it, I
watch the fights. I note that Chatty Cabalist got the biggest point gain at sixteen,
Math op Owain got the biggest loss at eight, and it was the same fight. Inflation.
Probably the rain. Have you seen the way a sponge inflates in the rain? Like that.
Thirteen fights, no challenges, two standbys. If anybody avoided, they tied.
The clerks in the Commission office ignore ties. I could make comments about their
sartorial taste, but it isn't worth it. They don't pay any attention.
Briefly, because of the rain, the fights:
DOMINION (98-2058) (12-19-3,65) of ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 fought ULDI SHOON (3-4951)
(17-9-1,82) of SORCERY COVENANT. DOMINION was savagely defeated by ULDI SHOON in a
crowd pleasing 3 minute conflict.
AFRICAN QUEEN (47-6424) (16-13-0,61) of ROYAL FLUSH fought GAEGLIN (29-5437)
(18-12-0,53) of MID EARTH. AFRICAN QUEEN demolished GAEGLIN in a 1 minute mismatched
match.
HALIBUTT (5-4866) (23-20-0,57) of WIZARD'S WRATH fought SURLY DECKHAND (21-6568)
(42-52-1,64) of SEA DOGS. HALIBUTT was demolished by SURLY DECKHAND in a 2 minute
mismatched match.
TIFFINAL (5-4865) (23-19-2,96) of WIZARD'S WRATH fought HOFFA (18-8478) (15-73-
1,75) of ARROGANCE. TIFFINAL overpowered HOFFA in a popular 1 minute gory uneven
match.
PRISONER 0484 (82-49671) (29-51-1,99) of DUNGEON CELL 97 fought JACK KNIFE (47-
6694) (15-8-1,54) of ROYAL FLUSH. PRISONER 0484 overpowered JACK KNIFE in a popular
2 minute uneven duel.
PRISONER R02 (82-51078) (39-41-1,141) of DUNGEON CELL 4 fought NINJA FERD (101-
30) (0-0-0,130) of Miscellaneous Dummies. PRISONER R02 handily defeated NINJA FERD
in an action packed 3 minute uneven melee.
OWAIN HARLSON (35-3130) (52-92-1,115) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought MANIPULATOR
(64-3490) (38-63-5,145) of UNDER DURESS. OWAIN HARLSON was devastated by MANIPULATOR
in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
ASSUR (18-7821) (26-73-2,113) of ARROGANCE fought HUW AP HUW (35-3030) (40-111-
1,120) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. ASSUR was overpowered by HUW AP HUW in a 1 minute one-
sided struggle.
YELLOWBEARD (18-2149) (29-17-0,152) of SEA DOGS fought HOFFA (18-9369) (23-40-
0,128) of ARROGANCE. YELLOWBEARD overpowered HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute
gruesome mismatched match.
SMOKE (68-5868) (36-23-0,209) of ZOMBIE SQUAD II II fought SEVEN-EYED GOLLYWOG
(101-31) (0-0-0,220) of Miscellaneous Dummies. SMOKE bested SEVEN-EYED GOLLYWOG in a
popular 3 minute contest.
MATH OP OWAIN (35-1418) (76-128-1,199) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought CHATTY
CABALIST (42-4488) (45-19-3,190) of DUNGEON CELL. MATH OP OWAIN was demolished by
CHATTY CABALIST in a 1 minute uneven fight.
HORTATOR (1-7791) (43-40-3,184) of SEA DOGS fought BLACKMAIL (64-3917) (36-47-
0,152) of UNDER DURESS. HORTATOR vanquished BLACKMAIL in a 1 minute uneven battle.
For the title:
TAVIS CADFALSON (35-1419) (64-140-3,238) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought SPARE ANCHOR
(18-9610) (53-28-1,262) of SEA DOGS. TAVIS CADFALSON was outwaited by SPARE ANCHOR
in a 7 minute Title fight.
And there you have it. Sorry I wasn't chattier, but I couldn't think of a thing to
say.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 54 28 1 268 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SMOKE 68-5868 37 23 0 215 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495) FIREHOLD
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 46 19 3 206 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 64 141 3 205 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 76 129 1 191 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
HORTATOR 1-7791 44 40 3 186 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
YELLOWBEARD 18-2149 30 17 0 159 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
PRISONER R02 82--14458 40 41 1 151 DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487) DWES EG
BLACKMAIL 64-3917 36 48 0 151 UNDER DURESS (741) KURUKAR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MANIPULATOR 64-3490 39 63 5 147 UNDER DURESS (741) KURUKAR
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 41 111 1 128 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
HOFFA 18-9369 23 41 0 127 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
-PLANKTON 18-9748 24 21 2 122 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 52 93 1 113 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
PRISONER 0484 82--15865 30 51 1 105 DUNGEON CELL 97 (1497) DWES EG
ASSUR 18-7821 26 74 2 105 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TIFFINAL 5-4865 24 19 2 102 WIZARD'S WRATH (1464) KALTOS
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-DARKNESS 21-6841 24 20 1 92 DARK AT HEART (1496) SUNSET
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ULDI SHOON 3-4951 18 9 1 86 SORCERY COVENANT (255) OSKSI
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 43 52 1 77 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424 17 13 0 72 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
HOFFA 18-8478 15 74 1 71 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
DOMINION 98-2058 12 20 3 67 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498) SYVYN'S HILL
JACK KNIFE 47-6694 15 9 1 55 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
-PAYNE 45-4465 15 5 3 53 DARQUE FORCES (1425) STORMCROWE
-CALLOUS COURTNEY 45-4622 16 2 2 52 STREET WALKERS (1507) STORMCROWE
HALIBUTT 5-4866 23 21 0 49 WIZARD'S WRATH (1464) KALTOS
GAEGLIN 29-5437 18 13 0 46 MID EARTH (529) LAPUR
-LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504 26 23 1 44 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Jorja -- I don't know what the other managers intend to run, so I really can't say if
we need any particular style yet. -- One Armed Bandit
Prisoner R02 -- Why would anyone imprison a golem? It'd be like... imprisoning a
carriage, or something. -- Owain Harlson
Olaf -- That remark was uncalled for. I'm not that bad. -- Huw ap Huw
Spare Anchor -- What do you say we get together and demonstrate to Olaf just what
seven minutes of gladiating is like? I know he was a gladiator when he was younger
and still alive, or at least he says he was, but he seems to have forgotten some of
the essentials of the experience. -- Math op Owain
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TAVIS CADFALSON was outwaited by SPARE ANCHOR in a 7 minute Title fight.
HORTATOR vanquished BLACKMAIL in a 1 minute uneven battle.
MATH OP OWAIN was demolished by CHATTY CABALIST in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SMOKE bested SEVEN-EYED GOLLYWOG in a popular 3 minute contest.
YELLOWBEARD overpowered HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome mismatched match.
ASSUR was overpowered by HUW AP HUW in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
OWAIN HARLSON was devastated by MANIPULATOR in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
PRISONER R02 handily defeated NINJA FERD in a action packed 3 minute uneven melee.
PRISONER 0484 overpowered JACK KNIFE in a popular 2 minute uneven duel.
TIFFINAL overpowered HOFFA in a popular 1 minute gory uneven match.
HALIBUTT was demolished by SURLY DECKHAND in a 2 minute mismatched match.
AFRICAN QUEEN demolished GAEGLIN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DOMINION was savagely defeated by ULDI SHOON in a crowd pleasing 3 minute conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 5 AIMED BLOW 32 - 12 - 0 73 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 TOTAL PARRY 20 - 9 - 0 69 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 SLASHING ATTACK 12 - 6 - 0 67 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 6 - 0 54 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 13 - 0 48 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 5 - 0 38 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 13 - 0 35 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 21 - 0 30 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 22 - 0 19 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 559 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 3 TOTAL PARRY
BASHING ATTACK 4 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 PARRY-STRIKE
AIMED BLOW 3 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 WALL OF STEEL
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 54 28 1 268 SEA DOGS (426)
SLASHING ATTACK CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 46 19 3 206 DUNGEON CELL (1470)
LUNGING ATTACK TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 64 141 3 205 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
PARRY-STRIKE MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 76 129 1 191 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
BASHING ATTACK HORTATOR 1-7791 44 40 3 186 SEA DOGS (1442)
WALL OF STEEL YELLOWBEARD 18-2149 30 17 0 159 SEA DOGS (426)
PARRY-LUNGE BLACKMAIL 64-3917 36 48 0 151 UNDER DURESS (741)
STRIKING ATTACK OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 52 93 1 113 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
AIMED BLOW TIFFINAL 5-4865 24 19 2 102 WIZARD'S WRATH (1464)
The overall popularity leader is MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418. The most popular warrior
this turn was TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419. The ten other most popular fighters were
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568, ULDI SHOON 3-4951, PRISONER R02 82--14458, YELLOWBEARD
18-2149, PRISONER 0484 82--15865, SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610, SMOKE 68-5868, DOMINION
98-2058, CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488, and TIFFINAL 5-4865.
The least popular fighter this week was GAEGLIN 29-5437. The other ten least popular
fighters were OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130, MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418, BLACKMAIL 64-3917,
HALIBUTT 5-4866, HOFFA 18-8478, JACK KNIFE 47-6694, ASSUR 18-7821, AFRICAN QUEEN
47-6424, MANIPULATOR 64-3490, and HUW AP HUW 35-3030.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 LAPUR(29) 0 1 0 KURUKAR(64) 1 1 0
OSKSI(3) 1 0 0 MURSKA(35) 1 3 0 FIREHOLD(68) 1 0 0
KALTOS(5) 1 1 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 2 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 2 3 0 NORTH FORK(47) 1 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 0 1 0
SUNSET(21) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HORTATOR 1-7791 44 40 3 186 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
ULDI SHOON 3-4951 18 9 1 86 SORCERY COVENANT (255) OSKSI
TIFFINAL 5-4865 24 19 2 102 WIZARD'S WRATH (1464) KALTOS
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 54 28 1 268 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 43 52 1 77 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GAEGLIN 29-5437 18 13 0 46 MID EARTH (529) LAPUR
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 64 141 3 205 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 46 19 3 206 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424 17 13 0 72 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
BLACKMAIL 64-3917 36 48 0 151 UNDER DURESS (741) KURUKAR
SMOKE 68-5868 37 23 0 215 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495) FIREHOLD
PRISONER R02 82--14458 40 41 1 151 DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487) DWES EG
DOMINION 98-2058 12 20 3 67 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498) SYVYN'S HILL