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Date   : 05/25/2011    Duedate: 06/07/2011

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DM-101    TURN-559

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 SEA DOGS 1/1442       582  384  5 60.2      ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 98/1498                
    SEA DOGS 18/426                             ZOMBIE SQUAD II II 68/1495            
    DUNGEON CELL 4 82/1487                    5 ARROGANCE 18/755      477  672 10 41.5
    DUNGEON CELL 42/1470                        UNDER DURESS 64/741                   
    SEA DOGS 21/1446                          6 MID EARTH 29/529       37   61  0 37.8
    DUNGEON CELL 97 82/1497                     WIZARD'S WRATH 5/1464                 
  2-DARK AT HEAR 21/1496   11    9  0 55.0      SORCERY COVENANT 3/255                
  3 ROYAL FLUSH 47/146   1063  926 16 53.4    7 CHILDREN OF  35/1415  729 1224  8 37.3
  4 SERPENTS HOL 22/1505   71   70  0 50.4    8 STREET WALKE 45/1507    4   10  0 28.6

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                       Reflections by the Captain of the Guard

     I enjoyed our conversation, Chatty, even though I must admit that most of your
comments were not relevant to my life.  I've never really done much with the Cabala,
that's Math's kind of thing:  esoteric and intricate.  Concrete, not to say iron-
hard, details, that's for me.  Goes with being a smith, you know?

                                  Tavis Cadfalson

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     I think it's the rain.  It rains and rains and rains, and the water sits around
on the ground, and it rains more.  It's enough to make anyone stay home.  I would
have stayed home, if I didn't have to do the spy report.  Because the problem with
rain, you see, is mold.  Mildew.  Even little mushrooms.  This may seem trivial to
you, but us dead guys have to watch out for rain and the subsequent fungus outbreaks.
I found three toadstools behind my right ear this morning.
     To take my mind off that, and off the fine crop of edible fungi growing on it, I
watch the fights.  I note that Chatty Cabalist got the biggest point gain at sixteen,
Math op Owain got the biggest loss at eight, and it was the same fight.  Inflation.
Probably the rain.  Have you seen the way a sponge inflates in the rain?  Like that.
     Thirteen fights, no challenges, two standbys.  If anybody avoided, they tied.
The clerks in the Commission office ignore ties.  I could make comments about their
sartorial taste, but it isn't worth it.  They don't pay any attention.

Briefly, because of the rain, the fights:
     DOMINION (98-2058) (12-19-3,65) of ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 fought ULDI SHOON (3-4951)
(17-9-1,82) of SORCERY COVENANT.  DOMINION was savagely defeated by ULDI SHOON in a
crowd pleasing 3 minute conflict.
     AFRICAN QUEEN (47-6424) (16-13-0,61) of ROYAL FLUSH fought GAEGLIN (29-5437)
(18-12-0,53) of MID EARTH.  AFRICAN QUEEN demolished GAEGLIN in a 1 minute mismatched
match.
     HALIBUTT (5-4866) (23-20-0,57) of WIZARD'S WRATH fought SURLY DECKHAND (21-6568)
(42-52-1,64) of SEA DOGS.  HALIBUTT was demolished by SURLY DECKHAND in a 2 minute
mismatched match.
     TIFFINAL (5-4865) (23-19-2,96) of WIZARD'S WRATH fought HOFFA (18-8478) (15-73-
1,75) of ARROGANCE.  TIFFINAL overpowered HOFFA in a popular 1 minute gory uneven
match.
     PRISONER 0484 (82-49671) (29-51-1,99) of DUNGEON CELL 97 fought JACK KNIFE (47-
6694) (15-8-1,54) of ROYAL FLUSH.  PRISONER 0484 overpowered JACK KNIFE in a popular
2 minute uneven duel.
     PRISONER R02 (82-51078) (39-41-1,141) of DUNGEON CELL 4 fought NINJA FERD (101-
30) (0-0-0,130) of Miscellaneous Dummies.  PRISONER R02 handily defeated NINJA FERD
in an action packed 3 minute uneven melee.

     OWAIN HARLSON (35-3130) (52-92-1,115) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought MANIPULATOR
(64-3490) (38-63-5,145) of UNDER DURESS.  OWAIN HARLSON was devastated by MANIPULATOR
in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
     ASSUR (18-7821) (26-73-2,113) of ARROGANCE fought HUW AP HUW (35-3030) (40-111-
1,120) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  ASSUR was overpowered by HUW AP HUW in a 1 minute one-
sided struggle.
     YELLOWBEARD (18-2149) (29-17-0,152) of SEA DOGS fought HOFFA (18-9369) (23-40-
0,128) of ARROGANCE.  YELLOWBEARD overpowered HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute
gruesome mismatched match.
     SMOKE (68-5868) (36-23-0,209) of ZOMBIE SQUAD II II fought SEVEN-EYED GOLLYWOG
(101-31) (0-0-0,220) of Miscellaneous Dummies.  SMOKE bested SEVEN-EYED GOLLYWOG in a
popular 3 minute contest.
     MATH OP OWAIN (35-1418) (76-128-1,199) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought CHATTY
CABALIST (42-4488) (45-19-3,190) of DUNGEON CELL.  MATH OP OWAIN was demolished by
CHATTY CABALIST in a 1 minute uneven fight.
     HORTATOR (1-7791) (43-40-3,184) of SEA DOGS fought BLACKMAIL (64-3917) (36-47-
0,152) of UNDER DURESS.  HORTATOR vanquished BLACKMAIL in a 1 minute uneven battle.

For the title:
     TAVIS CADFALSON (35-1419) (64-140-3,238) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought SPARE ANCHOR
(18-9610) (53-28-1,262) of SEA DOGS.  TAVIS CADFALSON was outwaited by SPARE ANCHOR
in a 7 minute Title fight.

And there you have it.  Sorry I wasn't chattier, but I couldn't think of a thing to
say.

                                        Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD          W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610        54  28  1  268  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SMOKE 68-5868               37  23  0  215  ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495)  FIREHOLD

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488     46  19  3  206  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419     64 141  3  205  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418       76 129  1  191  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 HORTATOR 1-7791             44  40  3  186  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 YELLOWBEARD 18-2149         30  17  0  159  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 PRISONER R02 82--14458      40  41  1  151  DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487)      DWES EG
 BLACKMAIL 64-3917           36  48  0  151  UNDER DURESS (741)         KURUKAR

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MANIPULATOR 64-3490         39  63  5  147  UNDER DURESS (741)         KURUKAR
 HUW AP HUW 35-3030          41 111  1  128  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 HOFFA 18-9369               23  41  0  127  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
-PLANKTON 18-9748            24  21  2  122  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130       52  93  1  113  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 PRISONER 0484 82--15865     30  51  1  105  DUNGEON CELL 97 (1497)     DWES EG
 ASSUR 18-7821               26  74  2  105  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TIFFINAL 5-4865             24  19  2  102  WIZARD'S WRATH (1464)      KALTOS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-DARKNESS 21-6841            24  20  1   92  DARK AT HEART (1496)       SUNSET

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ULDI SHOON 3-4951           18   9  1   86  SORCERY COVENANT (255)     OSKSI
 SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568      43  52  1   77  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424       17  13  0   72  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 HOFFA 18-8478               15  74  1   71  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 DOMINION 98-2058            12  20  3   67  ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498)      SYVYN'S HILL
 JACK KNIFE 47-6694          15   9  1   55  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
-PAYNE 45-4465               15   5  3   53  DARQUE FORCES (1425)       STORMCROWE
-CALLOUS COURTNEY 45-4622    16   2  2   52  STREET WALKERS (1507)      STORMCROWE
 HALIBUTT 5-4866             23  21  0   49  WIZARD'S WRATH (1464)      KALTOS
 GAEGLIN 29-5437             18  13  0   46  MID EARTH (529)            LAPUR
-LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504        26  23  1   44  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Jorja -- I don't know what the other managers intend to run, so I really can't say if
we need any particular style yet. -- One Armed Bandit

Prisoner R02 -- Why would anyone imprison a golem?  It'd be like... imprisoning a
carriage, or something. -- Owain Harlson

Olaf -- That remark was uncalled for.  I'm not that bad. -- Huw ap Huw

Spare Anchor -- What do you say we get together and demonstrate to Olaf just what
seven minutes of gladiating is like?  I know he was a gladiator when he was younger
and still alive, or at least he says he was, but he seems to have forgotten some of
the essentials of the experience. -- Math op Owain

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TAVIS CADFALSON was outwaited by SPARE ANCHOR in a 7 minute Title fight.
HORTATOR vanquished BLACKMAIL in a 1 minute uneven battle.
MATH OP OWAIN was demolished by CHATTY CABALIST in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SMOKE bested SEVEN-EYED GOLLYWOG in a popular 3 minute contest.
YELLOWBEARD overpowered HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome mismatched match.
ASSUR was overpowered by HUW AP HUW in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
OWAIN HARLSON was devastated by MANIPULATOR in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
PRISONER R02 handily defeated NINJA FERD in a action packed 3 minute uneven melee.
PRISONER 0484 overpowered JACK KNIFE in a popular 2 minute uneven duel.
TIFFINAL overpowered HOFFA in a popular 1 minute gory uneven match.
HALIBUTT was demolished by SURLY DECKHAND in a 2 minute mismatched match.
AFRICAN QUEEN demolished GAEGLIN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DOMINION was savagely defeated by ULDI SHOON in a crowd pleasing 3 minute conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         AIMED BLOW        32 -  12 -  0      73  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         TOTAL PARRY       20 -   9 -  0      69  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -   6 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-LUNGE        7 -   6 -  0      54  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         BASHING ATTACK    12 -  13 -  0      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         WALL OF STEEL      3 -   5 -  0      38  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  13 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -  21 -  0      30  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  22 -  0      19  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 559 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         3  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
AIMED BLOW         3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  BASHING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610       54  28  1  268 SEA DOGS (426)
SLASHING ATTACK  CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488    46  19  3  206 DUNGEON CELL (1470)
LUNGING ATTACK   TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419    64 141  3  205 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
PARRY-STRIKE     MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418      76 129  1  191 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
BASHING ATTACK   HORTATOR 1-7791            44  40  3  186 SEA DOGS (1442)
WALL OF STEEL    YELLOWBEARD 18-2149        30  17  0  159 SEA DOGS (426)
PARRY-LUNGE      BLACKMAIL 64-3917          36  48  0  151 UNDER DURESS (741)
STRIKING ATTACK  OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130      52  93  1  113 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
AIMED BLOW       TIFFINAL 5-4865            24  19  2  102 WIZARD'S WRATH (1464)

The overall popularity leader is MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568, ULDI SHOON 3-4951, PRISONER R02 82--14458, YELLOWBEARD 
18-2149, PRISONER 0484 82--15865, SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610, SMOKE 68-5868, DOMINION 
98-2058, CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488, and TIFFINAL 5-4865.

The least popular fighter this week was GAEGLIN 29-5437.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130, MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418, BLACKMAIL 64-3917, 
HALIBUTT 5-4866, HOFFA 18-8478, JACK KNIFE 47-6694, ASSUR 18-7821, AFRICAN QUEEN 
47-6424, MANIPULATOR 64-3490, and HUW AP HUW 35-3030.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  0 0  LAPUR(29)            0  1 0  KURUKAR(64)          1  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           1  3 0  FIREHOLD(68)         1  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          2  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          2  3 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HORTATOR 1-7791             44  40  3  186  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT
 ULDI SHOON 3-4951           18   9  1   86  SORCERY COVENANT (255)     OSKSI
 TIFFINAL 5-4865             24  19  2  102  WIZARD'S WRATH (1464)      KALTOS
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610        54  28  1  268  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568      43  52  1   77  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GAEGLIN 29-5437             18  13  0   46  MID EARTH (529)            LAPUR
 TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419     64 141  3  205  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488     46  19  3  206  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424       17  13  0   72  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 BLACKMAIL 64-3917           36  48  0  151  UNDER DURESS (741)         KURUKAR
 SMOKE 68-5868               37  23  0  215  ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495)  FIREHOLD
 PRISONER R02 82--14458      40  41  1  151  DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487)      DWES EG
 DOMINION 98-2058            12  20  3   67  ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498)      SYVYN'S HILL