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Date   : 06/08/2011    Duedate: 06/21/2011

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DM-101    TURN-560

RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %  RANK TEAMS                  W    L  K    %
  1 TERRAPIN STAT 10/598  163   90  1 64.4      ZOMBIE SQUAD II II 68/1495            
  2 SEA DOGS 1/1442       589  384  5 60.5    6 ARROGANCE 18/755      479  675 10 41.5
    SEA DOGS 18/426                             UNDER DURESS 64/741                   
    DUNGEON CELL 4 82/1487                    7 MID EARTH 29/529       39   63  0 38.2
    DUNGEON CELL 42/1470                        MASTERS OF SAND 2/1463                
    SEA DOGS 21/1446                            WIZARD'S WRATH 5/1464                 
    DUNGEON CELL 97 82/1497                     SORCERY COVENANT 3/255                
  3-DARK AT HEAR 21/1496   11    9  0 55.0    8 CHILDREN OF  35/1415  730 1227  8 37.3
  4-ROYAL FLUSH 47/146   1063  926 16 53.4    9-STREET WALKE 45/1507    4   10  0 28.6
  5 ZOMBIE SQUAD 98/1498   71   72  0 49.7

    '##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id     '-'  Team did not fight this turn

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                       Reflections by the Captain of the Guard

Here I sit.

Spare Anchor

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     I wonder nobody ever killed Snide Clemens.  I know he's not dead, I have ways to
tell things like that, and I don't want his company on my side of the life divide,
but I'm still surprised.
     Thirteen fights, three standbys.  Not good.  I figure if the standbys want to
fight, they can go out back and fight each other.  One challenge.  No most-avoided.

     PITER DEVRIES (2-5392) (17-14-0,82) of MASTERS OF SAND fought SURLY DECKHAND
(21-6568) (43-52-1,77) of SEA DOGS.  PITER DEVRIES was unbelievably bested by SURLY
DECKHAND in a 3 minute contest.  It's the bookies who figure out the "believable /
unbelievable" stuff, you know that?  And they have weird notions.
     MARCH MADNESS (10-4145) (20-7-0,67) of TERRAPIN STATION fought HERMY (101-4) (0-
0-0,50) of Random Bums.  MARCH MADNESS was subdued by HERMY in a 2 minute
competition.  A little embarrassment for the Terrapin there?
     ULDI SHOON (3-4951) (18-9-1,86) of SORCERY COVENANT fought DOMINION (98-2058)
(12-20-3,67) of ZOMBIE SQUAD 3.  ULDI SHOON viciously subdued DOMINION in a popular 4
minute brutal bout.  Makes sense, a sorcerer over a zombie and all.
     OWAIN HARLSON (35-3130) (52-93-1,113) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought TIFFINAL (5-
4865) (24-19-2,102) of WIZARD'S WRATH.  OWAIN HARLSON overpowered TIFFINAL in a 1
minute one-sided fight.  Tsk.  Try harder, Tiff, Owain is an easy win if I ever saw
one.
     MANIPULATOR (64-3490) (39-63-5,147) of UNDER DURESS fought KATRINA (101-9) (0-0-
0,170) of Random Bums.  MANIPULATOR defeated KATRINA in an action packed 1 minute
duel.  Not bad, considering.
     PRISONER 0484 (82-49671) (30-51-1,105) of DUNGEON CELL 97 fought ASSUR (18-7821)
(26-74-2,105) of ARROGANCE.  PRISONER 0484 won victory over ASSUR in an action packed
1 minute duel.  Experience tells, and Assur had more experience at losing than the
Prisoner did.

     BLACKMAIL (64-3917) (36-48-0,151) of UNDER DURESS fought AYLIAN (101-23) (0-0-
0,181) of Random Bums.  BLACKMAIL overpowered AYLIAN in a 3 minute uneven melee.
Hmm, I wonder what Blackmail found out about Aylian...?
     YELLOWBEARD (18-2149) (30-17-0,159) of SEA DOGS fought HOFFA (18-9369) (23-41-
0,127) of ARROGANCE.  YELLOWBEARD viciously subdued HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 3
minute bloody match.  Practically a gimme.
     PRISONER R02 (82-51078) (40-41-1,151) of DUNGEON CELL 4 fought HUW AP HUW (35-
3030) (41-111-1,128) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  PRISONER R02 devastated HUW AP HUW in a
popular 1 minute uneven brawl.  Huw's good at losing.
     TAVIS CADFALSON (35-1419) (64-141-3,205) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought CHATTY
CABALIST (42-4488) (46-19-3,206) of DUNGEON CELL.  TAVIS CADFALSON was devastated by
CHATTY CABALIST in a 1 minute one-sided fight.  Looks like Tavis's earlier win is not
going to be repeated.
     HORTATOR (1-7791) (44-40-3,186) of SEA DOGS fought MATH OP OWAIN (35-1418) (76-
129-1,191) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  HORTATOR overpowered MATH OP OWAIN in a 1 minute
mismatched duel.  And so it goes.

The challenge:  HALIBUTT (5-4866) (23-21-0,49) of WIZARD'S WRATH challenged HOFFA
(18-8478) (15-74-1,71) of ARROGANCE.  Up 22.  HALIBUTT outwaited HOFFA in a 7 minute
bloody Challenge fight.  Notice the crowd had no opinion here?  I think they went to
sleep.

For the title:
     SPARE ANCHOR (18-9610) (54-28-1,268) of SEA DOGS fought SMOKE (68-5868) (37-23-
0,215) of ZOMBIE SQUAD II II.  SPARE ANCHOR viciously subdued SMOKE in a dull 22
minute brutal Title battle.  So it's the Anchor, still, as our top dog or paragon of
endurance.  Way to go and go and go....

                                        Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD          W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610        55  28  1  277  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488     47  19  3  219  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI

GRAND CHAMPIONS               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SMOKE 68-5868               37  24  0  202  ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495)  FIREHOLD
 HORTATOR 1-7791             45  40  3  199  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT
 TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419     64 142  3  198  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS       W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418       76 130  1  179  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 BLACKMAIL 64-3917           37  48  0  177  UNDER DURESS (741)         KURUKAR
 MANIPULATOR 64-3490         40  63  5  165  UNDER DURESS (741)         KURUKAR
 YELLOWBEARD 18-2149         31  17  0  161  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 PRISONER R02 82--14458      41  41  1  156  DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487)      DWES EG

GRAND ADEPTS                  W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HOFFA 18-9369               23  42  0  134  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 HUW AP HUW 35-3030          41 112  1  124  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130       53  93  1  123  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 PRISONER 0484 82--15865     31  51  1  111  DUNGEON CELL 97 (1497)     DWES EG

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES    W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ASSUR 18-7821               26  75  2  100  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 TIFFINAL 5-4865             24  20  2   95  WIZARD'S WRATH (1464)      KALTOS
-DARKNESS 21-6841            24  20  1   92  DARK AT HEART (1496)       SUNSET

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ULDI SHOON 3-4951           19   9  1   89  SORCERY COVENANT (255)     OSKSI
 SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568      44  52  1   88  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 PITER DEVRIES 2-5392        17  15  0   77  MASTERS OF SAND (1463)     NIANIA
-AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424       17  13  0   72  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK

GRAND INITIATES               W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DOMINION 98-2058            12  21  3   71  ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498)      SYVYN'S HILL
 HALIBUTT 5-4866             24  21  0   66  WIZARD'S WRATH (1464)      KALTOS
-JACK KNIFE 47-6694          15   9  1   55  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 HOFFA 18-8478               15  75  1   55  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 MARCH MADNESS 10-4145       20   8  0   54  TERRAPIN STATION (598)     KOLACT
-PAYNE 45-4465               15   5  3   53  DARQUE FORCES (1425)       STORMCROWE
-CALLOUS COURTNEY 45-4622    16   2  2   52  STREET WALKERS (1507)      STORMCROWE
-GAEGLIN 29-5437             18  13  0   46  MID EARTH (529)            LAPUR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Wow, we're up to eight managers!  Is this tourney timing, or setting up for the
regional contest? -- Jorja
P.S.  No, I realize you can't speak.  There's some disaster that will befall, the
city will be destroyed or some such trifling matter, if you do.  Okay.

Manipulator -- Just because your manager has weird ideas is no reason to put ME
"under duress." -- Owain Harlson

Assur -- Amazing!  I actually won the fight!  Thanks. -- Huw ap Huw

Chatty Cabalist -- Now my head aches twice over. -- Math op Owain, who likes it quiet

Spare Anchor -- You drag me down. -- Tavis Cadfalson

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HALIBUTT outwaited HOFFA in a 7 minute bloody Challenge fight.
SPARE ANCHOR viciously subdued SMOKE in a dull 22 minute brutal Title battle.
HORTATOR overpowered MATH OP OWAIN in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
TAVIS CADFALSON was devastated by CHATTY CABALIST in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PRISONER R02 devastated HUW AP HUW in a popular 1 minute uneven brawl.
YELLOWBEARD viciously subdued HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody match.
BLACKMAIL overpowered AYLIAN in a 3 minute uneven melee.
PRISONER 0484 won victory over ASSUR in a action packed 1 minute duel.
MANIPULATOR defeated KATRINA in a action packed 1 minute duel.
OWAIN HARLSON overpowered TIFFINAL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ULDI SHOON viciously subdued DOMINION in a popular 4 minute brutal bout.
MARCH MADNESS was subdued by HERMY in a 2 minute competition.
PITER DEVRIES was unbelievably bested by SURLY DECKHAND in a 3 minute contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         AIMED BLOW        33 -  11 -  0      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -   5 -  0      71  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -   5 -  0      62  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         TOTAL PARRY       18 -  12 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         BASHING ATTACK    16 -  13 -  0      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  13 -  0      32  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -  22 -  0      27  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  19 -  0      21  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 560 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  3         3  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  3         2  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  1                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610       55  28  1  277 SEA DOGS (426)
SLASHING ATTACK  CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488    47  19  3  219 DUNGEON CELL (1470)
BASHING ATTACK   HORTATOR 1-7791            45  40  3  199 SEA DOGS (1442)
LUNGING ATTACK   TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419    64 142  3  198 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
PARRY-STRIKE     MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418      76 130  1  179 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
PARRY-LUNGE      BLACKMAIL 64-3917          37  48  0  177 UNDER DURESS (741)
WALL OF STEEL    YELLOWBEARD 18-2149        31  17  0  161 SEA DOGS (426)
STRIKING ATTACK  OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130      53  93  1  123 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
AIMED BLOW       TIFFINAL 5-4865            24  20  2   95 WIZARD'S WRATH (1464)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    PITER DEVRIES 2-5392       17  15  0   77 MASTERS OF SAND (1463)

The overall popularity leader is TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was ULDI SHOON 3-4951.  The ten other most popular fighters were PITER 
DEVRIES 2-5392, YELLOWBEARD 18-2149, CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488, PRISONER 0484 
82--15865, MANIPULATOR 64-3490, HALIBUTT 5-4866, TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419, BLACKMAIL 
64-3917, MARCH MADNESS 10-4145, and PRISONER R02 82--14458.

The least popular fighter this week was SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HOFFA 18-8478, TIFFINAL 5-4865, SMOKE 68-5868, ASSUR 18-7821, 
HUW AP HUW 35-3030, MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418, OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130, HOFFA 18-9369, 
HORTATOR 1-7791, and SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  0 0  TALCAMA(18)          2  3 0  KURUKAR(64)          2  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            0  1 0  SUNSET(21)           1  0 0  FIREHOLD(68)         0  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           1  3 0  DWES EG(82)          2  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HORTATOR 1-7791             45  40  3  199  SEA DOGS (1442)            MORDANT
 PITER DEVRIES 2-5392        17  15  0   77  MASTERS OF SAND (1463)     NIANIA
 ULDI SHOON 3-4951           19   9  1   89  SORCERY COVENANT (255)     OSKSI
 TIFFINAL 5-4865             24  20  2   95  WIZARD'S WRATH (1464)      KALTOS
 MARCH MADNESS 10-4145       20   8  0   54  TERRAPIN STATION (598)     KOLACT
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610        55  28  1  277  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568      44  52  1   88  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419     64 142  3  198  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488     47  19  3  219  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 BLACKMAIL 64-3917           37  48  0  177  UNDER DURESS (741)         KURUKAR
 SMOKE 68-5868               37  24  0  202  ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495)  FIREHOLD
 PRISONER R02 82--14458      41  41  1  156  DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487)      DWES EG
 DOMINION 98-2058            12  21  3   71  ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498)      SYVYN'S HILL