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Date : 06/22/2011 Duedate: 07/05/2011
HOME GUARD
DM-101 TURN-561
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 TERRAPIN STAT 10/598 163 91 1 64.2 4 ZOMBIE SQUAD 98/1498 73 72 0 50.3
2 SEA DOGS 1/1442 595 386 5 60.7 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II 68/1495
SEA DOGS 18/426 5 ARROGANCE 18/755 480 679 10 41.4
DUNGEON CELL 4 82/1487 UNDER DURESS 64/741
DUNGEON CELL 42/1470 6 MID EARTH 29/529 40 66 0 37.7
SEA DOGS 21/1446 MASTERS OF SAND 2/1463
SEA DOGS 35/1502 SORCERY COVENANT 3/255
DUNGEON CELL 97 82/1497 WIZARD'S WRATH 5/1464
3 NOT QUITE 59/1237 1064 930 16 53.4 7 CHILDREN OF 35/1415 733 1228 8 37.4
ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 8-STREET WALKE 45/1507 4 10 0 28.6
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
From heat wave to cool snap in a mere two weeks! Weather is amazing.
Also amazing is Home Guard--fifteen fights today, up two from last time, only
one standby, down two from last time. I think--if my math is up to it--that this
means six more gladiators fighting today. Good!
In the notes provided by the golems, it says, "MATH OP OWAIN caught the eye of
many in the gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested DON KING and was awarded
24 points in recognition. In one of the week's more notable duels, MATH OP OWAIN put
down DON KING, causing him to lose 25 points of recognition in the process." What
really caught people's eyes was Math winning at all.
Wizard's Wrath was most avoided, by Royal Flush.
Dominion got the most challenges and was advised to "watch his back." Why? It
isn't doing anything interesting.
So, fifteen fights, one standby, and four challenges. Here we go:
HOFFA (18-8478) (15-75-1,55) of ARROGANCE fought HAMMERHEAD (35-4129) (20-21-
2,67) of SEA DOGS. HOFFA was handily defeated by HAMMERHEAD in a 1 minute one-sided
conflict. Hoffa makes the Children of Llyr look like winners. I didn't think that
was possible.
MARCH MADNESS (10-4145) (20-8-0,54) of TERRAPIN STATION fought PITER DEVRIES (2-
5392) (17-15-0,77) of MASTERS OF SAND. MARCH MADNESS was demolished by PITER DEVRIES
in a popular 1 minute mismatched match. Probably not a surprise, at least the
bookies weren't surprised. They have ways of knowing.
HALIBUTT (5-4866) (24-21-0,66) of WIZARD'S WRATH fought HERMY (101-4) (0-0-0,50)
of the Louts Local 101. HALIBUTT was demolished by HERMY in a crowd pleasing 2
minute bloody mismatched match. The lone standby on the sands today, and she WINS?
Better work on that, guys.
PRISONER 0484 (82-49671) (31-51-1,111) of DUNGEON CELL 97 fought OWAIN HARLSON
(35-3130) (53-93-1,123) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. PRISONER 0484 overpowered OWAIN HARLSON
in a popular 2 minute gory uneven match. As all can see (who look), Owain's main
skill is in losing. He does have flair.
YELLOWBEARD (18-2149) (31-17-0,161) of SEA DOGS fought HOFFA (18-9369) (23-42-
0,134) of ARROGANCE. YELLOWBEARD vanquished HOFFA in a 1 minute one-sided duel. To
be a gladiator and called Hoffa is to be... less than stellar.
PRISONER R02 (82-51078) (41-41-1,156) of DUNGEON CELL 4 fought IMMOVEABLE OBJECT
(59-2110) (33-13-1,180) of NOT QUITE. PRISONER R02 lost to IMMOVEABLE OBJECT in a 2
minute fight. Ah, "not quite" doesn't mean "easy," R02.
SMOKE (68-5868) (37-24-0,202) of ZOMBIE SQUAD II II fought BLACKMAIL (64-3917)
(37-48-0,177) of UNDER DURESS. SMOKE outwaited BLACKMAIL in an action packed 7
minute duel. Seven minutes is nothing. A couple of total parries in good training
can go HOURS.
DON KING (47-5374) (28-25-3,204) of ROYAL FLUSH fought MATH OP OWAIN (35-1418)
(76-130-1,179) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. DON KING was handily defeated by MATH OP OWAIN
in a 1 minute uneven fight. This is the fight that caused the most movement in the
rankings.
HORTATOR (1-7791) (45-40-3,199) of SEA DOGS fought MANIPULATOR (64-3490) (40-63-
5,165) of UNDER DURESS. HORTATOR devastated MANIPULATOR in a 1 minute mismatched
match. One of the bookies assured me that a hortator is a specialist in growing
horts. Which just goes to show what one of the bookies knows.
CHATTY CABALIST (42-4488) (47-19-3,219) of DUNGEON CELL fought TAVIS CADFALSON
(35-1419) (64-142-3,198) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. CHATTY CABALIST was bested by TAVIS
CADFALSON in a popular 1 minute duel. Didn't they just do this, the other way
around?
The challenges:
JACK KNIFE (47-6694) (15-9-1,55) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged DOMINION (98-2058)
(12-21-3,71) of ZOMBIE SQUAD 3. Up 16. JACK KNIFE was bested by DOMINION in a
popular 4 minute Challenge contest. Dominion was most challenged, perhaps because of
his record. But he's working on that.
ULDI SHOON (3-4951) (19-9-1,89) of SORCERY COVENANT challenged ASSUR (18-7821)
(26-75-2,100) of ARROGANCE. Up 11. ULDI SHOON was defeated by ASSUR in a 1 minute
Challenge duel. Some people have cause for their arrogance, it seems.
AFRICAN QUEEN (47-6424) (17-13-0,72) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged SURLY DECKHAND
(21-6568) (44-52-1,88) of SEA DOGS. Up 16. AFRICAN QUEEN lost to SURLY DECKHAND in
an action packed 3 minute Challenge battle. But her decks were cleaned.
TIFFINAL (5-4865) (24-20-2,95) of WIZARD'S WRATH challenged HUW AP HUW (35-3030)
(41-112-1,124) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. Up 29. TIFFINAL was devastated by HUW AP HUW in
a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. Bad luck, Tiff. Looks like Huw had
"something to prove," as the saying goes.
For the title:
SPARE ANCHOR (18-9610) (55-28-1,277) of SEA DOGS fought PERFECT TEN (47-4218)
(34-29-1,182) of ROYAL FLUSH. SPARE ANCHOR luckily beat PERFECT TEN in a crowd
pleasing 5 minute Title match. I don't know about that, does luck last five minutes?
In any case, congratulations, again, to Spare Anchor.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 56 28 1 281 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 65 142 3 221 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SMOKE 68-5868 38 24 0 204 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495) FIREHOLD
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 77 130 1 203 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
HORTATOR 1-7791 46 40 3 201 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 47 20 3 195 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
PERFECT TEN 47-4218 34 30 1 192 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 34 13 1 182 NOT QUITE (1237) ILLIS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BLACKMAIL 64-3917 37 49 0 180 UNDER DURESS (741) KURUKAR
DON KING 47-5374 28 26 3 179 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
MANIPULATOR 64-3490 40 64 5 166 UNDER DURESS (741) KURUKAR
YELLOWBEARD 18-2149 32 17 0 164 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PRISONER R02 82--14458 41 42 1 162 DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487) DWES EG
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HOFFA 18-9369 23 43 0 135 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 42 112 1 130 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
PRISONER 0484 82--15865 32 51 1 130 DUNGEON CELL 97 (1497) DWES EG
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 53 94 1 107 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
ASSUR 18-7821 27 75 2 107 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 45 52 1 94 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
TIFFINAL 5-4865 24 21 2 92 WIZARD'S WRATH (1464) KALTOS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PITER DEVRIES 2-5392 18 15 0 88 MASTERS OF SAND (1463) NIANIA
ULDI SHOON 3-4951 19 10 1 87 SORCERY COVENANT (255) OSKSI
DOMINION 98-2058 13 21 3 78 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498) SYVYN'S HILL
HAMMERHEAD 35-4129 21 21 2 75 SEA DOGS (1502) MURSKA
AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424 17 14 0 74 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
JACK KNIFE 47-6694 15 10 1 57 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
MARCH MADNESS 10-4145 20 9 0 51 TERRAPIN STATION (598) KOLACT
-PROWL 47-6460 14 6 1 49 DARQUE FORCES (1410) NORTH FORK
HALIBUTT 5-4866 24 22 0 48 WIZARD'S WRATH (1464) KALTOS
HOFFA 18-8478 15 76 1 48 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
-GAEGLIN 29-5437 18 13 0 46 MID EARTH (529) LAPUR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Wow, we're up to eight managers here! What is Home Guard coming to? -- Jorja
Tiffinal -- Don't believe Olaf Modeen. It wasn't bad luck or laziness that cost you
that fight, it was my superb skill and massive experience! -- Owain Harlson
Prisoner R02 -- True, I am an experienced loser, but as Olaf did NOT point out, I can
win when I have to. I just didn't have to that time. Also, it was too hot. -- Huw
ap Huw
Chatty Cabalist -- I'm not much for conversation, when you get down to it. -- Tavis
Cadfalson
Hortator -- Age catching up with me, perhaps? -- Math op Owain
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
TIFFINAL was devastated by HUW AP HUW in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
AFRICAN QUEEN lost to SURLY DECKHAND in a action packed 3 minute Challenge battle.
ULDI SHOON was defeated by ASSUR in a 1 minute Challenge duel.
JACK KNIFE was bested by DOMINION in a popular 4 minute Challenge contest.
SPARE ANCHOR luckily beat PERFECT TEN in a crowd pleasing 5 minute Title match.
CHATTY CABALIST was bested by TAVIS CADFALSON in a popular 1 minute duel.
HORTATOR devastated MANIPULATOR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DON KING was handily defeated by MATH OP OWAIN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
SMOKE outwaited BLACKMAIL in a action packed 7 minute duel.
PRISONER R02 lost to IMMOVEABLE OBJECT in a 2 minute fight.
YELLOWBEARD vanquished HOFFA in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PRISONER 0484 overpowered OWAIN HARLSON in a popular 2 minute gory uneven match.
HALIBUTT was demolished by HERMY in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
MARCH MADNESS was demolished by PITER DEVRIES in a popular 1 minute mismatched match.
HOFFA was handily defeated by HAMMERHEAD in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 6 AIMED BLOW 31 - 13 - 0 70 |
|AIMED BLOW 6 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 5 - 0 67 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 5 - 0 62 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 BASHING ATTACK 20 - 13 - 0 61 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 TOTAL PARRY 17 - 13 - 0 57 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 5 - 7 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 12 - 0 37 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 21 - 0 30 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 18 - 0 18 |
Turn 561 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 0 AIMED BLOW 2 - 4 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 2 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 4 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 WALL OF STEEL
1 AIMED BLOW
1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 56 28 1 281 SEA DOGS (426)
LUNGING ATTACK TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 65 142 3 221 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
PARRY-STRIKE MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 77 130 1 203 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
BASHING ATTACK HORTATOR 1-7791 46 40 3 201 SEA DOGS (1442)
SLASHING ATTACK CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 47 20 3 195 DUNGEON CELL (1470)
WALL OF STEEL PERFECT TEN 47-4218 34 30 1 192 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
AIMED BLOW IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 34 13 1 182 NOT QUITE (1237)
PARRY-LUNGE BLACKMAIL 64-3917 37 49 0 180 UNDER DURESS (741)
STRIKING ATTACK DON KING 47-5374 28 26 3 179 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
PARRY-RIPOSTE PITER DEVRIES 2-5392 18 15 0 88 MASTERS OF SAND (1463)
The overall popularity leader is TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419. The most popular warrior
this turn was AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424. The ten other most popular fighters were
PERFECT TEN 47-4218, SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568, JACK KNIFE 47-6694, BLACKMAIL 64-3917,
DOMINION 98-2058, TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419, SMOKE 68-5868, PRISONER 0484 82--15865,
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610, and CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488.
The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 18-9369. The other ten least popular
fighters were DON KING 47-5374, MANIPULATOR 64-3490, TIFFINAL 5-4865, HOFFA 18-8478,
MARCH MADNESS 10-4145, HALIBUTT 5-4866, YELLOWBEARD 18-2149, ULDI SHOON 3-4951, OWAIN
HARLSON 35-3130, and PRISONER R02 82--14458.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 TALCAMA(18) 3 2 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
NIANIA(2) 1 0 0 SUNSET(21) 1 0 0 KURUKAR(64) 0 2 0
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 MURSKA(35) 4 1 0 FIREHOLD(68) 1 0 0
KALTOS(5) 0 2 0 RODEKI(42) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 1 1 0
KOLACT(10) 0 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 0 4 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HORTATOR 1-7791 46 40 3 201 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
PITER DEVRIES 2-5392 18 15 0 88 MASTERS OF SAND (1463) NIANIA
ULDI SHOON 3-4951 19 10 1 87 SORCERY COVENANT (255) OSKSI
TIFFINAL 5-4865 24 21 2 92 WIZARD'S WRATH (1464) KALTOS
MARCH MADNESS 10-4145 20 9 0 51 TERRAPIN STATION (598) KOLACT
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 56 28 1 281 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 45 52 1 94 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 65 142 3 221 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 47 20 3 195 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
PERFECT TEN 47-4218 34 30 1 192 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 34 13 1 182 NOT QUITE (1237) ILLIS
BLACKMAIL 64-3917 37 49 0 180 UNDER DURESS (741) KURUKAR
SMOKE 68-5868 38 24 0 204 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495) FIREHOLD
PRISONER R02 82--14458 41 42 1 162 DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487) DWES EG
DOMINION 98-2058 13 21 3 78 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498) SYVYN'S HILL