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Date : 07/06/2011 Duedate: 07/19/2011
HOME GUARD
DM-101 TURN-562
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 ARCANE POWER 7/1316 166 92 1 64.3 ROYAL FLUSH 47/146
THE MOTHERSHIP 6 63/1349 4 ZOMBIE SQUAD 98/1498 74 73 0 50.3
TERRAPIN STATION 10/598 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II 68/1495
SERPENTINE INC. 22/802 5 ARROGANCE 18/755 481 683 10 41.3
2 SEA DOGS 1/1442 601 389 5 60.7 UNDER DURESS 64/741
SEA DOGS 18/426 6-WIZARD'S WRAT 5/1464 40 66 0 37.7
DUNGEON CELL 4 82/1487 MASTERS OF SAND 2/1463
DUNGEON CELL 42/1470 SORCERY COVENANT 3/255
SEA DOGS 21/1446 7 CHILDREN OF 35/1415 733 1232 8 37.3
DUNGEON CELL 97 82/1497 8 PYROMANIA 82/1508 1 1 0 50.0
SEA DOGS 35/1502 STATE OF MIND 3/1509
3 NOT QUITE 59/1237 1066 932 16 53.4
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Captain of the Guard
Still here, I see.
Spare Anchor
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Okay, today we have fifteen fights with only one standby, and this despite the
fact that the cat-of-the-house has dislocated his hip. Not so bad. Five challenges,
even.
Celtic Druid got the most points at twenty-six, with Hammerhead losing the most
at twenty-three. Same fight.
Sea Dogs was most avoided by Royal Flush.
Smoke got the most challenges.
CELTIC DRUID (7-5043) (13-6-0,45) of ARCANE POWER fought HAMMERHEAD (35-4129)
(21-21-2,75) of SEA DOGS. CELTIC DRUID overpowered HAMMERHEAD in a 1 minute uneven
struggle. This was the "Major Readjustment" fight.
BLACK ARCANUM (63-2509) (3-2-0,34) of THE MOTHERSHIP 6 fought STOWAWAY (18-9722)
(29-29-4,55) of SEA DOGS. BLACK ARCANUM overcame STOWAWAY in an action packed 1
minute fight. I'm sure that Stowaway doesn't mind being a toad.
SURLY DECKHAND (21-6568) (45-52-1,94) of SEA DOGS fought MONTY PYTHON (22-5939)
(21-7-0,70) of SERPENTINE INC. SURLY DECKHAND devastated MONTY PYTHON in a 1 minute
mismatched bout. Some people make it a point of honor not to laugh.
OWAIN HARLSON (35-3130) (53-94-1,107) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought PRISONER 0484
(82-49671) (32-51-1,130) of DUNGEON CELL 97. OWAIN HARLSON was devastated by
PRISONER 0484 in a 3 minute mismatched conflict. Anyone surprised?
ASSUR (18-7821) (27-75-2,107) of ARROGANCE fought WARHEAD (82-13913) (26-11-
0,126) of PYROMANIA. ASSUR was overpowered by WARHEAD in a 1 minute one-sided match.
Burn, baby.
YELLOWBEARD (18-2149) (32-17-0,164) of SEA DOGS fought HOFFA (18-9369) (23-43-
0,135) of ARROGANCE. YELLOWBEARD savagely defeated HOFFA in an action packed 4
minute gory match. They tell me that this is what Hoffas are for.
PRISONER R02 (82-51078) (41-42-1,162) of DUNGEON CELL 4 fought HUW AP HUW (35-
3030) (42-112-1,130) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. PRISONER R02 overpowered HUW AP HUW in a
popular 5 minute uneven duel. Ah, I knew that Huw couldn't keep it up. Winning, not
other things.
CHATTY CABALIST (42-4488) (47-20-3,195) of DUNGEON CELL fought NAIHREN (101-27)
(0-0-0,240) of the Louts Local 101. CHATTY CABALIST lost to NAIHREN in an action
packed 1 minute duel. Sometimes you talk when you should be listening to your
instincts screaming, "RUN!"
HORTATOR (1-7791) (46-40-3,201) of SEA DOGS fought MANIPULATOR (64-3490) (40-64-
5,166) of UNDER DURESS. HORTATOR overpowered MANIPULATOR in a 1 minute uneven melee.
Okay. Not really sure what there is to say about this one.
The challenges:
MARCH MADNESS (10-4145) (20-9-0,51) of TERRAPIN STATION challenged HOFFA (18-
8478) (15-76-1,48) of ARROGANCE. Down 3. MARCH MADNESS viciously subdued HOFFA in a
popular 2 minute bloody Challenge duel. And another Hoffa goes down.
AFRICAN QUEEN (47-6424) (17-14-0,74) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged DOMINION (98-
2058) (13-21-3,78) of ZOMBIE SQUAD 3. Up 4. AFRICAN QUEEN was defeated by DOMINION
in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge match. This is the whole "colonial" thing,
right?
DON KING (47-5374) (28-26-3,179) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged BLACKMAIL (64-3917)
(37-49-0,180) of UNDER DURESS. Up 1. DON KING was vanquished by BLACKMAIL in a
popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl. Kinda makes you wonder what Blackmail
knows, doesn't it?
PERFECT TEN (47-4218) (34-30-1,192) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged TAVIS CADFALSON
(35-1419) (65-142-3,221) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. Up 29. PERFECT TEN narrowly defeated
TAVIS CADFALSON in an exciting 4 minute Challenge melee. Narrowly? Hmm.
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT (59-2110) (34-13-1,182) of NOT QUITE challenged SMOKE (68-
5868) (38-24-0,204) of ZOMBIE SQUAD II II. Up 22. IMMOVEABLE OBJECT unbelievably
bested SMOKE in a 16 minute Challenge fight. I don't believe the sixteen minutes.
On a hot and humid day like this? Give the fans a break. Give yourselves a break!
For the title:
SPARE ANCHOR (18-9610) (56-28-1,281) of SEA DOGS fought MATH OP OWAIN (35-1418)
(77-130-1,203) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. SPARE ANCHOR outlasted MATH OP OWAIN in a crowd
pleasing 9 minute Title brawl. At least it was only nine minutes. And there the
Anchor continues to sit. Good job. Maybe you can get promoted to Primary Anchor.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 57 28 1 289 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 77 131 1 205 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 35 13 1 204 NOT QUITE (1237) ILLIS
HORTATOR 1-7791 47 40 3 203 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
PERFECT TEN 47-4218 35 30 1 202 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 65 143 3 195 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
SMOKE 68-5868 38 25 0 195 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495) FIREHOLD
CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 47 21 3 192 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
BLACKMAIL 64-3917 38 49 0 191 UNDER DURESS (741) KURUKAR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DON KING 47-5374 28 27 3 169 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
PRISONER R02 82--14458 42 42 1 167 DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487) DWES EG
MANIPULATOR 64-3490 40 65 5 167 UNDER DURESS (741) KURUKAR
YELLOWBEARD 18-2149 33 17 0 166 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HOFFA 18-9369 23 44 0 141 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
PRISONER 0484 82--15865 33 51 1 137 DUNGEON CELL 97 (1497) DWES EG
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 42 113 1 131 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ASSUR 18-7821 27 76 2 106 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 46 52 1 105 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 53 95 1 104 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-TIFFINAL 5-4865 24 21 2 92 WIZARD'S WRATH (1464) KALTOS
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-PITER DEVRIES 2-5392 18 15 0 88 MASTERS OF SAND (1463) NIANIA
-ULDI SHOON 3-4951 19 10 1 87 SORCERY COVENANT (255) OSKSI
DOMINION 98-2058 14 21 3 85 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498) SYVYN'S HILL
AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424 17 15 0 73 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
CELTIC DRUID 7-5043 14 6 0 71 ARCANE POWER (1316) BONSUR
MONTY PYTHON 22-5939 21 8 0 66 SERPENTINE INC. (802) SOLVEN
-SUGAR MAGNOLIA 21-5955 18 6 0 60 COSMIC FREAK OUT (1315) SUNSET
MARCH MADNESS 10-4145 21 9 0 58 TERRAPIN STATION (598) KOLACT
-JACK KNIFE 47-6694 15 10 1 57 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
HAMMERHEAD 35-4129 21 22 2 52 SEA DOGS (1502) MURSKA
-HUSTLERS AMBITION 3-7063 14 9 0 51 STATE OF MIND (1509) OSKSI
BLACK ARCANUM 63-2509 4 2 0 51 THE MOTHERSHIP 6 (1349) AMEN-TEI
-HALIBUTT 5-4866 24 22 0 48 WIZARD'S WRATH (1464) KALTOS
HOFFA 18-8478 15 77 1 47 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
STOWAWAY 18-9722 29 30 4 40 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Jorja -- We will almost certainly be requiring the services of your warrior, Math Op
Owain, to represent the PS style in the upcoming Regional Tourney. Welcome aboard!
-- One Armed Bandit
All -- The Home Guard team for the upcoming Regional Tourney is shaping up nicely,
with warriors from myself, Floyd, Jorja, Mannequin, Marmaduke and the Visionist
preparing to represent our fine arena. If anyone else who is lurking about the arena
would like to join in the fun, we can definitely make room for more! Just send me a
diplo or make yourself known in the personal ads. -- One Armed Bandit, mgr of Sea
Dogs, Dungeon Cell
Can I sue Olaf Modeen for his slurs on my fighting ability? -- Math op Owain
Prisoner 0484 -- Don't listen to that Oaf Modeen. Yes, I have flair, but "losing
fights" isn't part of it. Thaqt's just because of a late night last night. -- Owain
Harlson
Don King -- I don't know that I'd call that fight "handy," but the win is always
welcome. -- Math op Owain
Chatty Cabalist -- I don't mind revisiting a fight, if I get to win. -- Tavis
Cadfalson
Tiffinal -- I don't know about "something to prove," but it was win the fight today
or do dishes in the guildhouse for the rest of the year. -- Huw ap Huw
P.S. I look terrible with dishpan hands.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT unbelievably bested SMOKE in a 16 minute Challenge fight.
PERFECT TEN narrowly defeated TAVIS CADFALSON in a exciting 4 minute Challenge melee.
DON KING was vanquished by BLACKMAIL in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
AFRICAN QUEEN was defeated by DOMINION in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge match.
MARCH MADNESS viciously subdued HOFFA in a popular 2 minute bloody Challenge duel.
SPARE ANCHOR outlasted MATH OP OWAIN in a crowd pleasing 9 minute Title brawl.
HORTATOR overpowered MANIPULATOR in a 1 minute uneven melee.
CHATTY CABALIST lost to NAIHREN in a action packed 1 minute duel.
PRISONER R02 overpowered HUW AP HUW in a popular 5 minute uneven duel.
YELLOWBEARD savagely defeated HOFFA in a action packed 4 minute gory match.
ASSUR was overpowered by WARHEAD in a 1 minute one-sided match.
OWAIN HARLSON was devastated by PRISONER 0484 in a 3 minute mismatched conflict.
SURLY DECKHAND devastated MONTY PYTHON in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BLACK ARCANUM overcame STOWAWAY in a action packed 1 minute fight.
CELTIC DRUID overpowered HAMMERHEAD in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 5 AIMED BLOW 31 - 13 - 0 70 |
|BASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 4 - 0 69 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 6 - 0 57 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 BASHING ATTACK 21 - 16 - 0 57 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 WALL OF STEEL 7 - 7 - 0 50 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 15 - 16 - 0 48 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 13 - 0 35 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 10 - 20 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 17 - 0 26 |
Turn 562 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 2 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 4 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 1 PARRY-STRIKE
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 1 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-LUNGE
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 57 28 1 289 SEA DOGS (426)
PARRY-STRIKE MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 77 131 1 205 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
AIMED BLOW IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 35 13 1 204 NOT QUITE (1237)
BASHING ATTACK HORTATOR 1-7791 47 40 3 203 SEA DOGS (1442)
WALL OF STEEL PERFECT TEN 47-4218 35 30 1 202 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
LUNGING ATTACK TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 65 143 3 195 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
SLASHING ATTACK CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 47 21 3 192 DUNGEON CELL (1470)
PARRY-LUNGE BLACKMAIL 64-3917 38 49 0 191 UNDER DURESS (741)
STRIKING ATTACK DON KING 47-5374 28 27 3 169 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
PARRY-RIPOSTE MONTY PYTHON 22-5939 21 8 0 66 SERPENTINE INC. (802)
The overall popularity leader is TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419. The most popular warrior
this turn was MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418. The ten other most popular fighters were HUW AP
HUW 35-3030, TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419, YELLOWBEARD 18-2149, AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424,
PRISONER R02 82--14458, PRISONER 0484 82--15865, SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610, SMOKE 68-5868,
MARCH MADNESS 10-4145, and PERFECT TEN 47-4218.
The least popular fighter this week was HAMMERHEAD 35-4129. The other ten least
popular fighters were MONTY PYTHON 22-5939, ASSUR 18-7821, MANIPULATOR 64-3490, HOFFA
18-8478, STOWAWAY 18-9722, SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568, WARHEAD 82-13913, HOFFA 18-9369,
HORTATOR 1-7791, and BLACKMAIL 64-3917.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 SOLVEN(22) 0 1 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 MURSKA(35) 0 5 0 KURUKAR(64) 1 1 0
KOLACT(10) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 0 1 0 FIREHOLD(68) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 2 4 0 NORTH FORK(47) 1 2 0 DWES EG(82) 3 0 0
SUNSET(21) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HORTATOR 1-7791 47 40 3 203 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
CELTIC DRUID 7-5043 14 6 0 71 ARCANE POWER (1316) BONSUR
MARCH MADNESS 10-4145 21 9 0 58 TERRAPIN STATION (598) KOLACT
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 57 28 1 289 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 46 52 1 105 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
MONTY PYTHON 22-5939 21 8 0 66 SERPENTINE INC. (802) SOLVEN
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 77 131 1 205 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 47 21 3 192 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
PERFECT TEN 47-4218 35 30 1 202 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 35 13 1 204 NOT QUITE (1237) ILLIS
BLACK ARCANUM 63-2509 4 2 0 51 THE MOTHERSHIP 6 (1349) AMEN-TEI
BLACKMAIL 64-3917 38 49 0 191 UNDER DURESS (741) KURUKAR
SMOKE 68-5868 38 25 0 195 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495) FIREHOLD
PRISONER R02 82--14458 42 42 1 167 DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487) DWES EG
DOMINION 98-2058 14 21 3 85 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498) SYVYN'S HILL
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
THE BUNNY GOD (2-5631) of 042909A
BULLETPROOF MONK (11-4999) of LUROCIANS EXTREME
COCO NUTS (60-8163) of FRUIT OF THE LOOM
EAR (82-39911) of UNFORTUNATE HAIR
NUTHYN (82-32147) of GAMMA HORDE
PORSCHE (82-41317) of COMPENSATING
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes