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Date : 08/03/2011 Duedate: 08/16/2011
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DM-101 TURN-564
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 PYROMANIA 82/1508 3 1 0 75.0 PRIMATES-R-US 25/1135
STATE OF MIND 3/1509 USELESS TOOLS 54/735
2-ARCANE POWER 7/1316 166 92 1 64.3 ROYAL FLUSH 47/146
THE MOTHERSHIP 6 63/1349 5 NO RESPECT I 82/1399 363 331 4 52.3
TERRAPIN STATION 10/598 SUGAR AND SPICE 7/1231
SERPENTINE INC. 22/802 PERFECTION QUEST 98/1204
3 SEA DOGS 1/1442 610 393 5 60.8 6 SERPENTS HOL 22/1505 77 76 0 50.3
SEA DOGS 18/426 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II 68/1495
DUNGEON CELL 4 82/1487 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 98/1498
DUNGEON CELL 42/1470 7 ARROGANCE 18/755 483 691 10 41.1
SEA DOGS 35/1502 UNDER DURESS 64/741
SEA DOGS 21/1446 8 YAMA BUSHI 30/275 43 68 0 38.7
DUNGEON CELL 97 82/1497 WIZARD'S WRATH 5/1464
4-NOT QUITE 59/1237 1072 937 16 53.4 9 CHILDREN OF 35/1415 736 1237 8 37.3
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Captain of the Guard
It take a great deal to get me moving. Immoveable Object is apparently a great
deal of something. I have no wish to square off against it, so I will be challenging
Math Op Owain and avoiding Not Quite.
Spare Anchor
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Okay, I can't put this off any longer. Here's a spy report.
Biggest point movements, Sugarbeet up seventeen, Assur down sixteen, same fight.
Most avoided, Not Quite. Most avoiding, Sea Dogs.
Most challenged, no name given, must be a tie.
Fourteen fights, two standbys, three challenges.
GOSSAMER (98-407) (8-8-4,47) of PERFECTION QUEST fought HAMMERHEAD (35-4129)
(22-22-2,59) of SEA DOGS. GOSSAMER was handily defeated by HAMMERHEAD in a 1 minute
mismatched bout. There's the thing, Gos thought "hammerhead" was a physical
description of his opponent. Nope, it was a description of his opponent's technique.
HALIBUTT (5-4866) (25-22-0,75) of WIZARD'S WRATH fought THOME (22-6848) (18-0-
0,73) of SERPENTS HOLD. HALIBUTT was viciously subdued by THOME in a crowd pleasing
2 minute gruesome bout. This is when you should have been tuna or even cod,
Halibutt.
DOMINION (98-2058) (14-22-3,63) of ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 fought B&G BOUNCER (101-3) (0-
0-0,30) of Bored Standbys. DOMINION luckily beat B&G BOUNCER in a crowd pleasing 2
minute gory conflict. And luck it was. The Bouncer is amazingly fast with bung-
starter, not to mention the off-hand tankard.
DILL WEED (7-5241) (13-5-0,44) of SUGAR AND SPICE fought HOFFA (18-8478) (15-78-
1,43) of ARROGANCE. DILL WEED viciously subdued HOFFA in an exciting 2 minute bloody
battle. Everyone beats Hoffa. Makes you wonder how the poor dope graduated.
ASSUR (18-7821) (27-77-2,123) of ARROGANCE fought SUGARBEET (7-5219) (34-38-
1,112) of SUGAR AND SPICE. ASSUR was demolished by SUGARBEET in a crowd pleasing 1
minute mismatched match. As noted, the biggest point movements resulted from this
one.
PUMPING ON STEELE (82-33221) (19-24-0,137) of NO RESPECT II fought HUW AP HUW
(35-3030) (43-113-1,140) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. PUMPING ON STEELE was overpowered by
HUW AP HUW in a popular 3 minute uneven match. By the gods, that's TWO WINS IN A ROW
for Huw! Maybe he really IS starting a streak.
PRISONER 0484 (82-49671) (33-52-1,132) of DUNGEON CELL 97 fought LORETTA (101-8)
(0-0-0,110) of Bored Standbys. PRISONER 0484 was savagely defeated by LORETTA in an
action packed 3 minute gory duel. Loretta can be like that. You probably didn't tip
her well.
MANIPULATOR (64-3490) (41-65-5,169) of UNDER DURESS fought SURLY DECKHAND (21-
6568) (46-53-1,106) of SEA DOGS. MANIPULATOR viciously subdued SURLY DECKHAND in an
action packed 1 minute duel. I dunno, should we leave this Manipulator loose here?
PRISONER R02 (82-51078) (43-42-1,170) of DUNGEON CELL 4 fought OWAIN HARLSON
(35-3130) (53-96-1,110) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. PRISONER R02 overpowered OWAIN HARLSON
in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl. No surprise. Did anyone happen to notice
that Owain is a red-headed stepchild? Fact. My spies brought me evidence. He dyes
his hair to keep it from showing red.
CHATTY CABALIST (42-4488) (48-21-3,198) of DUNGEON CELL fought SMOKE (68-5868)
(38-26-0,198) of ZOMBIE SQUAD II II. CHATTY CABALIST viciously subdued SMOKE in a
popular 2 minute bloody duel. Well, what can I say? No Zombie has any conversation,
you want conversation from the dead, you have to give 'em a chance to practice, and
what chance has Smoke had?
HORTATOR (1-7791) (47-40-3,203) of SEA DOGS fought BLACKMAIL (64-3917) (38-50-
0,170) of UNDER DURESS. HORTATOR subdued BLACKMAIL in a 2 minute competition.
Nothing like a drumstick to the head.
WARHEAD (82-13913) (28-11-0,135) of PYROMANIA challenged HOFFA (18-9369) (23-45-
0,138) of ARROGANCE. Up 3. WARHEAD devastated HOFFA in a popular 1 minute one-sided
Challenge contest. The Hoffas, easy wins. Even better than the standbys.
SAN YANDO (30-576) (32-31-1,182) of YAMA BUSHI challenged TAVIS CADFALSON (35-
1419) (65-144-3,202) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. Up 20. SAN YANDO unbelievably bested
TAVIS CADFALSON in a popular 3 minute Challenge match. What's unbelievable about
this? Tavis spends more time in his smithy than he does in the practice yard, and it
shows.
And for the title, as promised, SPARE ANCHOR (18-9610) (58-28-1,294) of SEA DOGS
challenged MATH OP OWAIN (35-1418) (78-131-1,216) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. Down 78.
SPARE ANCHOR devastated MATH OP OWAIN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
So Spare remains the Captain of the Guard, and we hope he will grant us a few more
words in two weeks. That isn't much to ask, is it, a few words every two weeks?
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 59 28 1 304 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 36 13 1 215 NOT QUITE (1237) ILLIS
CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 49 21 3 212 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HORTATOR 1-7791 48 40 3 205 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
-PHONELESS CORD 54-2018 37 22 0 205 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
SMOKE 68-5868 38 27 0 201 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495) FIREHOLD
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 78 132 1 199 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
SAN YANDO 30-576 33 31 1 197 YAMA BUSHI (275) IAYE
-PERFECT TEN 47-4218 35 31 1 196 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 65 145 3 190 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-JOE KING 47-2223 35 57 1 181 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BLACKMAIL 64-3917 38 51 0 175 UNDER DURESS (741) KURUKAR
PRISONER R02 82--14458 44 42 1 172 DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487) DWES EG
-DON KING 47-5374 28 28 3 172 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
MANIPULATOR 64-3490 42 65 5 171 UNDER DURESS (741) KURUKAR
-YELLOWBEARD 18-2149 33 17 0 166 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 44 113 1 152 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WARHEAD 82-13913 29 11 0 148 PYROMANIA (1508) DWES EG
HOFFA 18-9369 23 46 0 131 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
SUGARBEET 7-5219 35 38 1 129 SUGAR AND SPICE (1231) BONSUR
PUMPING ON STEEL 82--32315 19 25 0 128 NO RESPECT II (1399) DWES EG
PRISONER 0484 82--15865 33 53 1 119 DUNGEON CELL 97 (1497) DWES EG
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 46 54 1 117 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 53 97 1 116 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
ASSUR 18-7821 27 78 2 107 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424 18 15 0 91 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-MONKEY DO 25-4152 22 18 2 85 PRIMATES-R-US (1135) LYRATILAN
-ACE BAILEY 47-4948 20 24 0 84 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
THOME 22-6848 19 0 0 84 SERPENTS HOLD (1505) SOLVEN
-TIFFINAL 5-4865 24 22 2 78 WIZARD'S WRATH (1464) KALTOS
HALIBUTT 5-4866 25 23 0 74 WIZARD'S WRATH (1464) KALTOS
-CELTIC DRUID 7-5043 14 6 0 71 ARCANE POWER (1316) BONSUR
HAMMERHEAD 35-4129 23 22 2 66 SEA DOGS (1502) MURSKA
-MONTY PYTHON 22-5939 21 8 0 66 SERPENTINE INC. (802) SOLVEN
DOMINION 98-2058 15 22 3 65 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498) SYVYN'S HILL
-50/50 36-5603 19 4 0 61 SKATE DRAGONS (1322) JHANS
-MARCH MADNESS 10-4145 21 9 0 58 TERRAPIN STATION (598) KOLACT
-BULLPEN ACE 47-5907 22 14 3 56 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
DILL WEED 7-5241 14 5 0 52 SUGAR AND SPICE (1231) BONSUR
-JACK KNIFE 47-6694 15 11 1 51 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
-BLACK ARCANUM 63-2509 4 2 0 51 THE MOTHERSHIP 6 (1349) AMEN-TEI
-A.O. HELL 54-2523 24 11 2 50 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
-STOWAWAY 18-9722 29 30 4 40 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
HOFFA 18-8478 15 79 1 40 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
GOSSAMER 98-407 8 9 4 40 PERFECTION QUEST (1204) SYVYN'S HILL
-AMPUTATOR FROG 99-3206 9 0 4 31 BLOOD FROG 3 (1511) SOUTH RIDGE
-RABID TOAD 98-2767 8 2 4 30 BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510) SYVYN'S HILL
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Warhead -- Thanks for the last Attack skill. It only took 99 fights for that to
happen. Now I can train some stats in preparation for the Freshman. -- Surly
Deckhand
Are you still fresh?
Prisoner 0484 -- Yep, you see? Olaf was right, but I was righter. I *can* win
fights. My streak is just beginning. -- Huw ap Huw
Manipulator -- I would NEVER allow you to... manipulate... me like THAT! Not even
for a win. -- Owain Harlson
Perfect Ten -- Actually, I'd rather have been vicious to Olaf. Calling me "almost
competent"! Besides, he answers when someone addresses him. -- Math op Owain
Rotten habit, I'll have to work on breaking it. -- Olaf
Spare Anchor -- Let Olaf be surprised and make disparaging remarks. I take it as a
complement that it "took you that long." I'm improving, anyone can see that. --
Tavis Cadfalson
Right, it's amazing.
13 July 11
Announcing!
The No-Tourney ADM arena will be opening for business on the
first of August of this year!
It will be ADM Arena #107, making use of that idle installation down at Lirin
Kiv. If the managers involved in this arena wish to rename it, suggestions will be
entertained through the months of August and September.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SPARE ANCHOR devastated MATH OP OWAIN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
SAN YANDO unbelievably bested TAVIS CADFALSON in a popular 3 minute Challenge match.
WARHEAD devastated HOFFA in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
HORTATOR subdued BLACKMAIL in a 2 minute competition.
CHATTY CABALIST viciously subdued SMOKE in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
PRISONER R02 overpowered OWAIN HARLSON in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
MANIPULATOR viciously subdued SURLY DECKHAND in a action packed 1 minute duel.
PRISONER 0484 was savagely defeated by LORETTA in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
PUMPING ON STEELE was overpowered by HUW AP HUW in a popular 3 minute uneven match.
ASSUR was demolished by SUGARBEET in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
DILL WEED viciously subdued HOFFA in a exciting 2 minute bloody battle.
DOMINION luckily beat B&G BOUNCER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory conflict.
HALIBUTT was viciously subdued by THOME in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome bout.
GOSSAMER was handily defeated by HAMMERHEAD in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 6 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 4 - 0 69 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 AIMED BLOW 29 - 16 - 0 64 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 6 - 0 60 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 BASHING ATTACK 27 - 18 - 0 60 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 9 - 0 53 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 14 - 16 - 0 47 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 21 - 0 40 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 17 - 0 32 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 13 - 0 32 |
Turn 564 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 3 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 2 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 4 - 2 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 59 28 1 304 SEA DOGS (426)
SLASHING ATTACK CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 49 21 3 212 DUNGEON CELL (1470)
BASHING ATTACK HORTATOR 1-7791 48 40 3 205 SEA DOGS (1442)
PARRY-STRIKE MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 78 132 1 199 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
WALL OF STEEL SAN YANDO 30-576 33 31 1 197 YAMA BUSHI (275)
LUNGING ATTACK TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 65 145 3 190 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
PARRY-LUNGE BLACKMAIL 64-3917 38 51 0 175 UNDER DURESS (741)
STRIKING ATTACK OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 53 97 1 116 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
AIMED BLOW HALIBUTT 5-4866 25 23 0 74 WIZARD'S WRATH (1464)
The overall popularity leader is TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419. The most popular warrior
this turn was TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419. The ten other most popular fighters were
CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488, HUW AP HUW 35-3030, THOME 22-6848, PRISONER 0484 82--15865,
DILL WEED 7-5241, MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418, SAN YANDO 30-576, HORTATOR 1-7791, WARHEAD
82-13913, and PRISONER R02 82--14458.
The least popular fighter this week was GOSSAMER 98-407. The other ten least popular
fighters were HOFFA 18-8478, SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568, OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130, HOFFA
18-9369, HAMMERHEAD 35-4129, HALIBUTT 5-4866, ASSUR 18-7821, PUMPING ON STEELE
82--32315, BLACKMAIL 64-3917, and SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 SOLVEN(22) 1 0 0 KURUKAR(64) 1 1 0
KALTOS(5) 0 1 0 IAYE(30) 1 0 0 FIREHOLD(68) 0 1 0
BONSUR(7) 2 0 0 MURSKA(35) 2 3 0 DWES EG(82) 2 2 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 3 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 1 0
SUNSET(21) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HORTATOR 1-7791 48 40 3 205 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
HALIBUTT 5-4866 25 23 0 74 WIZARD'S WRATH (1464) KALTOS
SUGARBEET 7-5219 35 38 1 129 SUGAR AND SPICE (1231) BONSUR
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 59 28 1 304 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 46 54 1 117 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
THOME 22-6848 19 0 0 84 SERPENTS HOLD (1505) SOLVEN
SAN YANDO 30-576 33 31 1 197 YAMA BUSHI (275) IAYE
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 78 132 1 199 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 49 21 3 212 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
BLACKMAIL 64-3917 38 51 0 175 UNDER DURESS (741) KURUKAR
SMOKE 68-5868 38 27 0 201 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495) FIREHOLD
PRISONER R02 82--14458 44 42 1 172 DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487) DWES EG
DOMINION 98-2058 15 22 3 65 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498) SYVYN'S HILL
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective
immediately. Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by
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