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Date : 08/17/2011 Duedate: 08/30/2011
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DM-101 TURN-565
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 PYROMANIA 82/1508 4 1 0 80.0 ROYAL FLUSH 47/146
2 ARCANE POWER 7/1316 166 94 1 63.8 5 DARK AT HEAR 21/1496 11 10 0 52.4
SERPENTINE INC. 22/802 6 NO RESPECT I 82/1399 365 333 4 52.3
3 SEA DOGS 1/1442 612 397 5 60.7 SUGAR AND SPICE 7/1231
SEA DOGS 18/426 PERFECTION QUEST 98/1204
DUNGEON CELL 4 82/1487 7 SERPENTS HOL 22/1505 78 78 0 50.0
DUNGEON CELL 42/1470 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II 68/1495
SEA DOGS 21/1446 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 98/1498
SEA DOGS 35/1502 8 ARROGANCE 18/755 485 694 10 41.1
DUNGEON CELL 97 82/1497 UNDER DURESS 64/741
4 NOT QUITE 59/1237 1080 937 16 53.5 9 YAMA BUSHI 30/275 45 69 0 39.5
PRIMATES-R-US 25/1135 WIZARD'S WRATH 5/1464
USELESS TOOLS 54/735 10 CHILDREN OF 35/1415 737 1240 8 37.3
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Captain of the Guard
That is one clever Immoveable Object. I ducked left, he did nothing. He's
probably lulling me into a false sense of security.
Spare Anchor
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Okay, nineteen fights and only one standby. This is good. Seven challenges!
Almost a third of the fights. This is also good. And our Captain of the Guard wrote
a column. Well, if you stand it on end, it's a column. And it's there, which is
what counts.
Sugarbeet had the greatest point increase at 34. Prisoner R02 had the greatest
loss at 32. Same fight.
Serpents Hold was avoided by Royal Flush.
RUIN (21-6862) (21-25-1,89) of DARK AT HEART fought HALIBUTT (5-4866) (25-23-
0,74) of WIZARD'S WRATH. RUIN was overpowered by HALIBUTT in a 2 minute one-sided
duel. Well fish. They'll overpower anything.
MONTY PYTHON (22-5939) (21-8-0,66) of SERPENTINE INC. fought TIFFINAL (5-4865)
(24-22-2,78) of WIZARD'S WRATH. MONTY PYTHON was handily defeated by TIFFINAL in a 1
minute mismatched competition. The snakes, always with the snakes, and this one
isn't even from the Hold. Ah, well, he got a laugh out of the audience. That isn't
easy.
HAMMERHEAD (35-4129) (23-22-2,66) of SEA DOGS fought MONKEY DO (25-4152) (22-18-
2,85) of PRIMATES-R-US. HAMMERHEAD was overpowered by MONKEY DO in a 1 minute one-
sided match. Ack, who wouldn't be?
DOMINION (98-2058) (15-22-3,65) of ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 fought CELTIC DRUID (7-5043)
(14-6-0,71) of ARCANE POWER. DOMINION beat CELTIC DRUID in an exciting 3 minute
match. Hmm, I suppose a wielder of arcane power can handle a mere zombie.
ASSUR (18-7821) (27-78-2,107) of ARROGANCE fought SURLY DECKHAND (21-6568) (46-
54-1,117) of SEA DOGS. ASSUR overpowered SURLY DECKHAND in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
gory mismatched brawl. Sometimes arrogance is earned. Which sounds odd when I say
it, but you know what I mean.
PRISONER 0484 (82-49671) (33-53-1,119) of DUNGEON CELL 97 fought FAST-FINGERS
FRED (101-7) (0-0-0,110) of the Louts Local 101. PRISONER 0484 savagely defeated
FAST-FINGERS FRED in a 5 minute struggle. The only standby fight. At least 0484 had
the good sense to win.
OWAIN HARLSON (35-3130) (53-97-1,116) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought AFRICAN QUEEN
(47-6424) (18-15-0,91) of ROYAL FLUSH. OWAIN HARLSON was handily defeated by AFRICAN
QUEEN in a 1 minute uneven fight. Always susceptible to the ladies, Owain is.
PRISONER R02 (82-51078) (44-42-1,172) of DUNGEON CELL 4 fought SUGARBEET (7-
5219) (35-38-1,129) of SUGAR AND SPICE. PRISONER R02 was demolished by SUGARBEET in
a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl. This is the fight with the most ranking
change.
SAN YANDO (30-576) (33-31-1,197) of YAMA BUSHI fought RUBBER BULLET (54-2503)
(26-6-1,171) of USELESS TOOLS. SAN YANDO slimly lost to RUBBER BULLET in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute brutal conflict. With a record like that, how can Rubber be a
truly useless tool?
TAVIS CADFALSON (35-1419) (65-145-3,190) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought MANIPULATOR
(64-3490) (42-65-5,171) of UNDER DURESS. TAVIS CADFALSON savagely defeated
MANIPULATOR in an exciting 3 minute brutal fight. Ah, well, Tavis said he'd be
paying attention today.
MATH OP OWAIN (35-1418) (78-132-1,199) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought PHONELESS CORD
(54-2018) (37-22-0,205) of USELESS TOOLS. MATH OP OWAIN was overpowered by PHONELESS
CORD in a 2 minute uneven match. Not surprising. Old people often have trouble with
new technology.
CHATTY CABALIST (42-4488) (49-21-3,212) of DUNGEON CELL fought SMOKE (68-5868)
(38-27-0,201) of ZOMBIE SQUAD II II. CHATTY CABALIST vanquished SMOKE in an action
packed 1 minute gory uneven fight. Blew him away, eh?
The challenges:
GOSSAMER (98-407) (8-9-4,40) of PERFECTION QUEST challenged HOFFA (18-8478) (15-
79-1,40) of ARROGANCE. Straight across. GOSSAMER won victory over HOFFA in a 3
minute gruesome Challenge duel. I should hope so.
JACK KNIFE (47-6694) (15-11-1,51) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged THOME (22-6848) (19-
0-0,84) of SERPENTS HOLD. Up 33. JACK KNIFE unbelievably bested THOME in a popular
3 minute Challenge competition. The bookies are upset about this one.
A.O. HELL (54-2523) (24-11-2,50) of USELESS TOOLS challenged DILL WEED (7-5241)
(14-5-0,52) of SUGAR AND SPICE. Up 2. A.O. HELL devastated DILL WEED in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel. A.O. gets 'em all.
PUMPING ON STEELE (82-33221) (19-25-0,128) of NO RESPECT II challenged HOFFA
(18-9369) (23-46-0,131) of ARROGANCE. Up 3. PUMPING ON STEELE was outlasted by
HOFFA in an exciting 9 minute Challenge fight. It takes a lot of not-doing to lose
to a Hoffa.
WARHEAD (82-13913) (29-11-0,148) of PYROMANIA challenged HUW AP HUW (35-3030)
(44-113-1,152) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. Up 4. WARHEAD overpowered HUW AP HUW in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel. So much for Huw's winning streak.
DON KING (47-5374) (28-28-3,172) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged BLACKMAIL (64-3917)
(38-51-0,175) of UNDER DURESS. Up 3. DON KING demolished BLACKMAIL in a 1 minute
one-sided Challenge melee. Good. Never pay blackmail.
For the title:
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT (59-2110) (36-13-1,215) of NOT QUITE challenged SPARE ANCHOR
(18-9610) (59-28-1,304) of SEA DOGS. Up 89. IMMOVEABLE OBJECT viciously subdued
SPARE ANCHOR in a 183 minute Challenge fight. This was our longest fight, today and
for some time past--you guessed that already, didn't you? And we have a new Captain
of the Guard. How about a longest columng, which wouldn't take much? Anyway,
congratulations to two gladiators with superior stamina.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 37 13 1 233 NOT QUITE (1237) ILLIS
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 50 21 3 231 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
PHONELESS CORD 54-2018 38 22 0 216 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-HORTATOR 1-7791 48 40 3 205 SEA DOGS (1442) MORDANT
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 59 29 1 198 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
SMOKE 68-5868 38 28 0 197 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495) FIREHOLD
-PERFECT TEN 47-4218 35 31 1 196 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 78 133 1 193 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 66 145 3 193 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 27 6 1 191 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
SAN YANDO 30-576 33 32 1 187 YAMA BUSHI (275) IAYE
DON KING 47-5374 29 28 3 184 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
-JOE KING 47-2223 35 57 1 181 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MANIPULATOR 64-3490 42 66 5 172 UNDER DURESS (741) KURUKAR
BLACKMAIL 64-3917 38 52 0 163 UNDER DURESS (741) KURUKAR
SUGARBEET 7-5219 36 38 1 163 SUGAR AND SPICE (1231) BONSUR
WARHEAD 82-13913 30 11 0 161 PYROMANIA (1508) DWES EG
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 44 114 1 145 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
PRISONER R02 82--14458 44 43 1 140 DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487) DWES EG
HOFFA 18-9369 24 46 0 133 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
PUMPING ON STEEL 82--32315 19 26 0 127 NO RESPECT II (1399) DWES EG
PRISONER 0484 82--15865 34 53 1 125 DUNGEON CELL 97 (1497) DWES EG
ASSUR 18-7821 28 78 2 125 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424 19 15 0 115 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 46 55 1 105 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 53 98 1 94 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
TIFFINAL 5-4865 25 22 2 93 WIZARD'S WRATH (1464) KALTOS
HALIBUTT 5-4866 26 23 0 92 WIZARD'S WRATH (1464) KALTOS
MONKEY DO 25-4152 23 18 2 92 PRIMATES-R-US (1135) LYRATILAN
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-ACE BAILEY 47-4948 20 24 0 84 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
JACK KNIFE 47-6694 16 11 1 84 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
DOMINION 98-2058 16 22 3 78 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498) SYVYN'S HILL
RUIN 21-6862 21 26 1 72 DARK AT HEART (1496) SUNSET
A.O. HELL 54-2523 25 11 2 69 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
THOME 22-6848 19 1 0 66 SERPENTS HOLD (1505) SOLVEN
CELTIC DRUID 7-5043 14 7 0 66 ARCANE POWER (1316) BONSUR
HAMMERHEAD 35-4129 23 23 2 62 SEA DOGS (1502) MURSKA
MONTY PYTHON 22-5939 21 9 0 60 SERPENTINE INC. (802) SOLVEN
-BULLPEN ACE 47-5907 22 14 3 56 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
-RED HOOK 62-2720 16 5 2 55 FLOYD'S BREWERY (834) VALAMANTIS
GOSSAMER 98-407 9 9 4 46 PERFECTION QUEST (1204) SYVYN'S HILL
DILL WEED 7-5241 14 6 0 45 SUGAR AND SPICE (1231) BONSUR
HOFFA 18-8478 15 80 1 35 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Pumping On Steele -- O-KAY! My winning streak is gathering steam. Thanks. -- Huw ap
Huw
Prisoner R02 -- Don't listen to the Oaf Modeen! I am NOT a red-headed stepchild.
Not at all. -- Owain Harlson
San Yando -- Yeah, well, I'm finding I don't care all that much some days. This was
one of 'em. Another day, I'll care like heck. -- Tavis Cadfalson
P.S. When it's cooler.
Spare Anchor -- Yep. Anyone surprised? -- Math op Owain
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT viciously subdued SPARE ANCHOR in a 183 minute Challenge fight.
DON KING demolished BLACKMAIL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
WARHEAD overpowered HUW AP HUW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
PUMPING ON STEELE was outlasted by HOFFA in a exciting 9 minute Challenge fight.
A.O. HELL devastated DILL WEED in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
JACK KNIFE unbelievably bested THOME in a popular 3 minute Challenge competition.
GOSSAMER won victory over HOFFA in a 3 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
CHATTY CABALIST vanquished SMOKE in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven fight.
MATH OP OWAIN was overpowered by PHONELESS CORD in a 2 minute uneven match.
TAVIS CADFALSON savagely defeated MANIPULATOR in a exciting 3 minute brutal fight.
SAN YANDO slimly lost to RUBBER BULLET in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal conflict.
PRISONER R02 was demolished by SUGARBEET in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
OWAIN HARLSON was handily defeated by AFRICAN QUEEN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
PRISONER 0484 savagely defeated FAST-FINGERS FRED in a 5 minute struggle.
ASSUR overpowered SURLY DECKHAND in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched brawl.
DOMINION beat CELTIC DRUID in a exciting 3 minute match.
HAMMERHEAD was overpowered by MONKEY DO in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MONTY PYTHON was handily defeated by TIFFINAL in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
RUIN was overpowered by HALIBUTT in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 7 SLASHING ATTACK 10 - 3 - 0 77 |
|BASHING ATTACK 5 AIMED BLOW 31 - 16 - 0 66 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 9 - 0 57 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 BASHING ATTACK 27 - 21 - 0 56 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 8 - 0 53 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 13 - 17 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 STRIKING ATTACK 10 - 15 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 12 - 0 40 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 23 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 4 - 0 20 |
Turn 565 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 3 3 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 6 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 2 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 LUNGING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 37 13 1 233 NOT QUITE (1237)
SLASHING ATTACK CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 50 21 3 231 DUNGEON CELL (1470)
TOTAL PARRY SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 59 29 1 198 SEA DOGS (426)
PARRY-STRIKE MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 78 133 1 193 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
LUNGING ATTACK TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 66 145 3 193 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
WALL OF STEEL RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 27 6 1 191 USELESS TOOLS (735)
STRIKING ATTACK DON KING 47-5374 29 28 3 184 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
BASHING ATTACK MANIPULATOR 64-3490 42 66 5 172 UNDER DURESS (741)
PARRY-LUNGE BLACKMAIL 64-3917 38 52 0 163 UNDER DURESS (741)
PARRY-RIPOSTE RUIN 21-6862 21 26 1 72 DARK AT HEART (1496)
The overall popularity leader is TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419. The most popular warrior
this turn was PRISONER 0484 82--15865. The ten other most popular fighters were
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419, CELTIC DRUID 7-5043, THOME 22-6848, ASSUR 18-7821, SURLY
DECKHAND 21-6568, PUMPING ON STEELE 82--32315, A.O. HELL 54-2523, CHATTY CABALIST
42-4488, SAN YANDO 30-576, and JACK KNIFE 47-6694.
The least popular fighter this week was SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610. The other ten least
popular fighters were IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110, HOFFA 18-9369, RUIN 21-6862,
HAMMERHEAD 35-4129, OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130, MONTY PYTHON 22-5939, PRISONER R02
82--14458, SMOKE 68-5868, HOFFA 18-8478, and DILL WEED 7-5241.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
KALTOS(5) 2 0 0 IAYE(30) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 1 2 0 MURSKA(35) 1 4 0 KURUKAR(64) 0 2 0
TALCAMA(18) 2 2 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 FIREHOLD(68) 0 1 0
SUNSET(21) 0 2 0 NORTH FORK(47) 3 0 0 DWES EG(82) 2 2 0
SOLVEN(22) 0 2 0 TROCAR(54) 3 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 2 0 0
LYRATILAN(25) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TIFFINAL 5-4865 25 22 2 93 WIZARD'S WRATH (1464) KALTOS
SUGARBEET 7-5219 36 38 1 163 SUGAR AND SPICE (1231) BONSUR
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 59 29 1 198 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 46 55 1 105 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
THOME 22-6848 19 1 0 66 SERPENTS HOLD (1505) SOLVEN
MONKEY DO 25-4152 23 18 2 92 PRIMATES-R-US (1135) LYRATILAN
SAN YANDO 30-576 33 32 1 187 YAMA BUSHI (275) IAYE
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 78 133 1 193 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 50 21 3 231 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
DON KING 47-5374 29 28 3 184 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
PHONELESS CORD 54-2018 38 22 0 216 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 37 13 1 233 NOT QUITE (1237) ILLIS
MANIPULATOR 64-3490 42 66 5 172 UNDER DURESS (741) KURUKAR
SMOKE 68-5868 38 28 0 197 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495) FIREHOLD
WARHEAD 82-13913 30 11 0 161 PYROMANIA (1508) DWES EG
DOMINION 98-2058 16 22 3 78 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498) SYVYN'S HILL