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Date : 09/14/2011 Duedate: 09/27/2011
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DM-101 TURN-567
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 PYROMANIA 82/1508 6 1 0 85.7 6 NO RESPECT I 82/1399 366 336 4 52.1
2 ARCANE POWER 7/1316 168 96 1 63.6 SUGAR AND SPICE 7/1231
SERPENTINE INC. 22/802 PERFECTION QUEST 98/1204
BLUNT FORCE 29/1512 7 SERPENTS HOL 22/1505 82 80 0 50.6
3 SEA DOGS 18/426 619 402 5 60.6 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II 68/1495
DUNGEON CELL 4 82/1487 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 98/1498
DUNGEON CELL 42/1470 8 ARROGANCE 18/755 487 702 10 41.0
SEA DOGS 21/1446 UNDER DURESS 64/741
DUNGEON CELL 97 82/1497 9 YAMA BUSHI 30/275 46 74 0 38.3
SEA DOGS 35/1502 WIZARD'S WRATH 5/1464
4 NOT QUITE 59/1237 1092 943 16 53.7 10 CHILDREN OF 35/1415 742 1243 8 37.4
PRIMATES-R-US 25/1135 11-DARQUE FORCE 50/1430 15 33 1 31.3
USELESS TOOLS 54/735 12-BLOOD FROG 3 99/1511 1 1 0 50.0
ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 BLOOD FROGS 2 98/1510
5-DARK AT HEAR 21/1496 11 10 0 52.4
'##/###' Avoid teams by their Team Id '-' Team did not fight this turn
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
The Unknown Spymaster did the rough notes, and he annoyed the liver out of me.
Not that my liver's anything to write home about, me being dead and all, but still.
So this'll be short. I figure you guys won't mind, probably won't even notice, eh?
Greatest point gain: Prisoner 0484, at thirty-nine. Greatest loss, San Yando,
at thirty-six. Same fight.
Yama Bush was most avoided. Useless Tools did most of the avoiding.
Spare Anchor got the most challenges.
Nineteen total fights, and only one standby! This is good. And ten of those
fights were challenges, more than half. Also good. Now if we can just get someone
to TALK here....
The fights:
ACE OF BASE (47-6905) (14-8-0,66) of ROYAL FLUSH fought MEAN SPIRIT (101-5) (0-
0-0,70) of Local Thugs. ACE OF BASE devastated MEAN SPIRIT in an action packed 1
minute brutal one-sided bout. The only standby, and a relatively new arrival on the
Isle. Maybe entirely new, I don't remember. Anyway, Ace did a number on the Mean
Spirit, and everyone cheered. Nobody likes that guy.
HOFFA (18-8478) (16-80-1,44) of ARROGANCE fought HAMMERHEAD (35-4129) (23-24-
2,46) of SEA DOGS. HOFFA defeated HAMMERHEAD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict.
Oops! That's got to be embarrassing.
MONTY PYTHON (22-5939) (22-9-0,91) of SERPENTINE INC. fought THOME (22-6848)
(20-1-0,68) of SERPENTS HOLD. MONTY PYTHON was overpowered by THOME in a 1 minute
one-sided bout. Snakes. Bleh. Let 'em do for each other, see if *I* care. I can't
stand snakes.
SURLY DECKHAND (21-6568) (47-55-1,147) of SEA DOGS fought DOMINION (98-2058)
(17-22-3,91) of ZOMBIE SQUAD 3. SURLY DECKHAND was viciously subdued by DOMINION in
an exciting 7 minute brutal fight. Next time, Surly, try being polite. Maybe you
can win fights, or at least lull your opponent, with honey. Hmm, sounds kinky....
MANIPULATOR (64-3490) (42-67-5,136) of UNDER DURESS fought OWAIN HARLSON (35-
3130) (54-98-1,107) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. MANIPULATOR was bested by OWAIN HARLSON in
a 2 minute brawl. What the...! I heard it being booted around in the taverns that
the possession of more recognition points practically guaranteed a win, regardless of
actual fights, skills, all that stuff. Looks like another hypothesis bites the dust.
PRISONER R02 (82-51078) (45-43-1,148) of DUNGEON CELL 4 fought PUMPING ON STEELE
(82-33221) (19-26-0,127) of NO RESPECT II. PRISONER R02 overpowered PUMPING ON
STEELE in a 2 minute uneven struggle. So, does this mean we WILL have respect around
here?
SAN YANDO (30-576) (33-33-1,179) of YAMA BUSHI fought PRISONER 0484 (82-49671)
(35-53-1,127) of DUNGEON CELL 97. SAN YANDO was overpowered by PRISONER 0484 in a
popular 3 minute mismatched conflict. This is the fight that produced the most
movement in the ranks.
DON KING (47-5374) (29-29-3,176) of ROYAL FLUSH fought HUW AP HUW (35-3030) (45-
114-1,167) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. DON KING demolished HUW AP HUW in a 1 minute
mismatched match. So much for Huw's winning streak. More of a dotted line.
The challenges:
GOSSAMER (98-407) (9-9-4,46) of PERFECTION QUEST challenged CELTIC DRUID (7-
5043) (14-8-0,65) of ARCANE POWER. Up 19. GOSSAMER was handily defeated by CELTIC
DRUID in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout. I think I asked last time, but nobody
answered, so, ARE there any non-Celtic druids? Not that it matters, I suppose. But
I do these spy reports, week in and week out, and my mind wanders. After all, it
isn't like I was using it HERE.
HALIBUTT (5-4866) (26-24-0,69) of WIZARD'S WRATH challenged JACK KNIFE (47-6694)
(16-12-1,77) of ROYAL FLUSH. Up 8. HALIBUTT was viciously subdued by JACK KNIFE in
a popular 5 minute Challenge fight. Minced fish.
DILL WEED (7-5241) (14-6-0,45) of SUGAR AND SPICE challenged A.O. HELL (54-2523)
(25-12-2,69) of USELESS TOOLS. Up 24. DILL WEED was defeated by A.O. HELL in a 2
minute Challenge duel. Who'da thought A.O. would bring a weed eater?
MONKEY DO (25-4152) (24-18-2,100) of PRIMATES-R-US challenged ASSUR (18-7821)
(28-79-2,111) of ARROGANCE. Up 11. MONKEY DO vanquished ASSUR in a 1 minute uneven
Challenge duel. There's a joke here, but I'm going to let you figure it out for
yourself.
TIFFINAL (5-4865) (25-23-2,96) of WIZARD'S WRATH challenged HOFFA (18-9369) (24-
47-0,126) of ARROGANCE. Up 30. TIFFINAL overpowered HOFFA in a 1 minute uneven
Challenge melee. Defeating Hoffa is said to be easy. Was it?
AFRICAN QUEEN (47-6424) (20-15-0,130) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged BLACKMAIL (64-
3917) (38-53-0,144) of UNDER DURESS. Up 14. AFRICAN QUEEN overpowered BLACKMAIL in
a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle. Good! Stand firm on your principles,
Queen, and refuse to pay!
SUGARBEET (7-5219) (36-38-1,163) of SUGAR AND SPICE challenged SMOKE (68-5868)
(38-29-0,174) of ZOMBIE SQUAD II II. Up 11. SUGARBEET savagely defeated SMOKE in a
crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge competition. You know why the crowd was pleased?
'Cause Sugarbeet was throwing candies in the slow spots. Lotta sweet tooths, sweet
teeth? out there.
RUBBER BULLET (54-2503) (28-6-1,200) of USELESS TOOLS challenged CHATTY CABALIST
(42-4488) (51-21-3,250) of DUNGEON CELL. Up 50. RUBBER BULLET was vanquished by
CHATTY CABALIST in a 2 minute Challenge brawl. Bold, but next time, use something
besides rubber. You just bounced, RB.
PHONELESS CORD (54-2018) (38-23-0,198) of USELESS TOOLS challenged MATH OP OWAIN
(35-1418) (79-133-1,203) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. Up 5. PHONELESS CORD was overcome by
MATH OP OWAIN in a popular 1 minute Challenge match. Bit of a surprise, and the most
surprised were the bookies. It's good for 'em.
WARHEAD (82-13913) (31-11-0,197) of PYROMANIA challenged SPARE ANCHOR (18-9610)
(59-30-1,197) of SEA DOGS. Straight across. WARHEAD devastated SPARE ANCHOR in a 3
minute mismatched Challenge fight. Exploded Anchor everywhere. Good thing it was a
spare.
For the title:
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT (59-2110) (38-13-1,249) of NOT QUITE fought TAVIS CADFALSON
(35-1419) (66-146-3,196) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. IMMOVEABLE OBJECT luckily beat TAVIS
CADFALSON in a 3 minute Title competition. Luck, was it? That's gotta make you
wonder about a rematch. But for now, congratulations to Immoveable.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 39 13 1 254 NOT QUITE (1237) ILLIS
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 52 21 3 274 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
WARHEAD 82-13913 32 11 0 225 PYROMANIA (1508) DWES EG
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 80 133 1 216 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 66 147 3 202 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 28 7 1 198 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
PHONELESS CORD 54-2018 38 24 0 194 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 59 31 1 193 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
DON KING 47-5374 30 29 3 184 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
SUGARBEET 7-5219 37 38 1 182 SUGAR AND SPICE (1231) BONSUR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SMOKE 68-5868 38 30 0 166 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495) FIREHOLD
PRISONER 0484 82--15865 36 53 1 166 DUNGEON CELL 97 (1497) DWES EG
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 45 115 1 159 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
PRISONER R02 82--14458 46 43 1 156 DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487) DWES EG
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424 21 15 0 148 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
SAN YANDO 30-576 33 34 1 143 YAMA BUSHI (275) IAYE
BLACKMAIL 64-3917 38 54 0 129 UNDER DURESS (741) KURUKAR
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 55 98 1 128 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
DOMINION 98-2058 18 22 3 127 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498) SYVYN'S HILL
PUMPING ON STEEL 82--32315 19 27 0 123 NO RESPECT II (1399) DWES EG
TIFFINAL 5-4865 26 23 2 122 WIZARD'S WRATH (1464) KALTOS
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 47 56 1 117 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
MANIPULATOR 64-3490 42 68 5 117 UNDER DURESS (741) KURUKAR
MONKEY DO 25-4152 25 18 2 116 PRIMATES-R-US (1135) LYRATILAN
HOFFA 18-9369 24 48 0 102 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ASSUR 18-7821 28 80 2 97 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
THOME 22-6848 21 1 0 97 SERPENTS HOLD (1505) SOLVEN
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JACK KNIFE 47-6694 17 12 1 84 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
ACE OF BASE 47-6905 15 8 0 79 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
MONTY PYTHON 22-5939 22 10 0 74 SERPENTINE INC. (802) SOLVEN
A.O. HELL 54-2523 26 12 2 73 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
-RUIN 21-6862 21 26 1 72 DARK AT HEART (1496) SUNSET
CELTIC DRUID 7-5043 15 8 0 71 ARCANE POWER (1316) BONSUR
HALIBUTT 5-4866 26 25 0 70 WIZARD'S WRATH (1464) KALTOS
-RABID TOAD 98-2767 9 2 4 58 BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510) SYVYN'S HILL
-OUTLAW STAR 39-3550 15 8 1 54 DARQUE ANGELS (1483) XOCHITHLAN
HOFFA 18-8478 17 80 1 51 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
DILL WEED 7-5241 14 7 0 51 SUGAR AND SPICE (1231) BONSUR
HAMMERHEAD 35-4129 23 25 2 43 SEA DOGS (1502) MURSKA
GOSSAMER 98-407 9 10 4 43 PERFECTION QUEST (1204) SYVYN'S HILL
-HYDROPONICUS 29-4605 12 4 0 40 BLUNT FORCE (1512) LAPUR
-AMPUTATOR FROG 99-3206 9 1 4 30 BLOOD FROG 3 (1511) SOUTH RIDGE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
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LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
WARHEAD devastated SPARE ANCHOR in a 3 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
PHONELESS CORD was overcome by MATH OP OWAIN in a popular 1 minute Challenge match.
RUBBER BULLET was vanquished by CHATTY CABALIST in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
SUGARBEET savagely defeated SMOKE in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge competition.
AFRICAN QUEEN overpowered BLACKMAIL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
TIFFINAL overpowered HOFFA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
MONKEY DO vanquished ASSUR in a 1 minute uneven Challenge duel.
DILL WEED was defeated by A.O. HELL in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
HALIBUTT was viciously subdued by JACK KNIFE in a popular 5 minute Challenge fight.
GOSSAMER was handily defeated by CELTIC DRUID in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT luckily beat TAVIS CADFALSON in a 3 minute Title competition.
DON KING demolished HUW AP HUW in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SAN YANDO was overpowered by PRISONER 0484 in a popular 3 minute mismatched conflict.
PRISONER R02 overpowered PUMPING ON STEELE in a 2 minute uneven struggle.
MANIPULATOR was bested by OWAIN HARLSON in a 2 minute brawl.
SURLY DECKHAND was viciously subdued by DOMINION in a exciting 7 minute brutal fight.
MONTY PYTHON was overpowered by THOME in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HOFFA defeated HAMMERHEAD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict.
ACE OF BASE devastated MEAN SPIRIT in a action packed 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 7 SLASHING ATTACK 13 - 3 - 0 81 |
|BASHING ATTACK 5 AIMED BLOW 33 - 21 - 0 61 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 13 - 0 55 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 PARRY-STRIKE 17 - 14 - 0 55 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 BASHING ATTACK 26 - 25 - 0 51 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 13 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 15 - 0 40 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 11 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 26 - 0 35 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 5 - 0 29 |
Turn 567 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 2 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 2 PARRY-STRIKE
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 3 2 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 4 1 SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 4 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 WALL OF STEEL
1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 39 13 1 254 NOT QUITE (1237)
SLASHING ATTACK CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 52 21 3 274 DUNGEON CELL (1470)
PARRY-STRIKE MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 80 133 1 216 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
LUNGING ATTACK TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 66 147 3 202 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
WALL OF STEEL RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 28 7 1 198 USELESS TOOLS (735)
TOTAL PARRY SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 59 31 1 193 SEA DOGS (426)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK DON KING 47-5374 30 29 3 184 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
BASHING ATTACK SUGARBEET 7-5219 37 38 1 182 SUGAR AND SPICE (1231)
PARRY-LUNGE BLACKMAIL 64-3917 38 54 0 129 UNDER DURESS (741)
PARRY-RIPOSTE MONTY PYTHON 22-5939 22 10 0 74 SERPENTINE INC. (802)
The overall popularity leader is TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419. The most popular warrior
this turn was SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568. The ten other most popular fighters were
SUGARBEET 7-5219, DOMINION 98-2058, TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419, WARHEAD 82-13913, JACK
KNIFE 47-6694, CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488, PRISONER 0484 82--15865, HAMMERHEAD 35-4129,
SMOKE 68-5868, and HALIBUTT 5-4866.
The least popular fighter this week was PUMPING ON STEELE 82--32315. The other ten
least popular fighters were HUW AP HUW 35-3030, ASSUR 18-7821, HOFFA 18-9369,
BLACKMAIL 64-3917, MONTY PYTHON 22-5939, SAN YANDO 30-576, GOSSAMER 98-407, THOME
22-6848, DON KING 47-5374, and MONKEY DO 25-4152.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
KALTOS(5) 1 1 0 IAYE(30) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 2 1 0 MURSKA(35) 2 3 0 KURUKAR(64) 0 2 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 3 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 FIREHOLD(68) 0 1 0
SUNSET(21) 0 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 4 0 0 DWES EG(82) 3 1 0
SOLVEN(22) 1 1 0 TROCAR(54) 1 2 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 1 0
LYRATILAN(25) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TIFFINAL 5-4865 26 23 2 122 WIZARD'S WRATH (1464) KALTOS
SUGARBEET 7-5219 37 38 1 182 SUGAR AND SPICE (1231) BONSUR
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 59 31 1 193 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 47 56 1 117 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
THOME 22-6848 21 1 0 97 SERPENTS HOLD (1505) SOLVEN
MONKEY DO 25-4152 25 18 2 116 PRIMATES-R-US (1135) LYRATILAN
SAN YANDO 30-576 33 34 1 143 YAMA BUSHI (275) IAYE
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 80 133 1 216 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 52 21 3 274 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
DON KING 47-5374 30 29 3 184 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 28 7 1 198 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 39 13 1 254 NOT QUITE (1237) ILLIS
BLACKMAIL 64-3917 38 54 0 129 UNDER DURESS (741) KURUKAR
SMOKE 68-5868 38 30 0 166 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495) FIREHOLD
WARHEAD 82-13913 32 11 0 225 PYROMANIA (1508) DWES EG
DOMINION 98-2058 18 22 3 127 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498) SYVYN'S HILL