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Date : 09/28/2011 Duedate: 10/11/2011
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DM 101 TURN 568
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 PYROMANIA 82/1508 6 2 0 75.0 5 NO RESPECT 82/1399 370 336 4 52.4
2 ARCANE POWER 7/1316 170 97 1 63.7 SUGAR AND SPICE 7/1231
BLUNT FORCE 29/1512 PERFECTION QUEST 98/1204
SERPENTINE INC. 22/802 6 SERPENTS HO 22/1505 83 81 0 50.6
3 SEA DOGS 18/426 624 403 5 60.8 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 98/1498
SEA DOGS 21/1446 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II 68/1495
SEA DOGS 35/1502 7 ARROGANCE 18/755 488 706 10 40.9
DUNGEON CELL 42/1470 UNDER DURESS 64/741
DUNGEON CELL 4 82/1487 8 YAMA BUSHI 30/275 47 76 0 38.2
DUNGEON CELL 97 82/1497 WIZARD'S WRATH 5/1464
4 SPARF! 20/1069 1098 947 16 53.7 9 CHILDREN OF 35/1415 742 1247 8 37.3
NOT QUITE 59/1237 10 BLOOD FROG 99/1511 1 2 0 33.3
ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 BLOOD FROGS 2 98/1510
USELESS TOOLS 54/735 11-DARQUE FORC 50/1430 15 33 1 31.2
PRIMATES-R-US 25/1135
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Okay, you guys, we're looking good here! Twenty fights, and only one standby!
That puts us ahead of Storm Rock, which had twenty-one fights but five standbys.
AND, eleven of these fights today were challenges. Is this progress, or what? I can
remember when our fights were counted in single digits.
Don King had the biggest point gain at twenty-seven. Halibutt had the biggest
loss at twenty-four.
Arcane Power was most avoided, and Royal Flush avoided them the most.
Monty Python got the most challenges.
And without further ado (ado is in short supply today), the fights:
HYDROPONICUS (29-4605) (12-4-0,40) of BLUNT FORCE fought LAKE SAILOR (101-2) (0-
0-0,30) of the Louts Local 101. HYDROPONICUS savagely defeated LAKE SAILOR in an
action packed 1 minute brutal fight. Our sole standby on the sands today. Good
show, Hydroponicus.
HALIBUTT (5-4866) (26-25-0,70) of WIZARD'S WRATH fought HAMMERHEAD (35-4129)
(23-25-2,43) of SEA DOGS. HALIBUTT was overpowered by HAMMERHEAD in a crowd pleasing
1 minute mismatched fight. Ouch! That's the kind of thing that makes you wonder
what you were drinking last night.
AMPUTATOR FROG (99-3206) (9-1-4,30) of BLOOD FROG 3 fought JACK KNIFE (47-6694)
(17-12-1,84) of ROYAL FLUSH. AMPUTATOR FROG was demolished by JACK KNIFE in a 1
minute one-sided bout. I should hope so! The blood-frogs are BAD.
HOFFA (18-9369) (24-48-0,102) of ARROGANCE fought AFRICAN QUEEN (47-6424) (21-
15-0,148) of ROYAL FLUSH. HOFFA was viciously subdued by AFRICAN QUEEN in a popular
3 minute brutal brawl. How not-surprising.
OWAIN HARLSON (35-3130) (55-98-1,128) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought SURLY DECKHAND
(21-6568) (47-56-1,117) of SEA DOGS. OWAIN HARLSON was handily defeated by SURLY
DECKHAND in a 1 minute mismatched bout. Ah, yes, this is more in line with the Owain
we all know and, um, expect to lose.
PRISONER 0484 (82-49671) (36-53-1,166) of DUNGEON CELL 97 fought SAN YANDO (30-
576) (33-34-1,143) of YAMA BUSHI. PRISONER 0484 vanquished SAN YANDO in an action
packed 1 minute mismatched bout. That's the thing about prisoners, they have nothing
to do but drill.
PRISONER R02 (82-51078) (46-43-1,156) of DUNGEON CELL 4 fought HUW AP HUW (35-
3030) (45-115-1,159) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. PRISONER R02 overcame HUW AP HUW in a
popular 3 minute conflict. Not that extra practice was needed for THIS win. One of
these days, Huw will sneak into retirement, and then where will people be?
PHONELESS CORD (54-2018) (38-24-0,194) of USELESS TOOLS fought SMOKE (68-5868)
(38-30-0,166) of ZOMBIE SQUAD II II. PHONELESS CORD was narrowly defeated by SMOKE
in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gory match. Phone zombies, whatever next?
ROWDY YOBBO (20-3429) (34-39-1,213) of SPARF! fought SUGARBEET (7-5219) (37-38-
1,182) of SUGAR AND SPICE. ROWDY YOBBO was devastated by SUGARBEET in a 1 minute
mismatched conflict. Does this mean that Rowdy can't tolerate sweetness?
The challenges:
DILL WEED (7-5241) (14-7-0,51) of SUGAR AND SPICE challenged CELTIC DRUID (7-
5043) (15-8-0,71) of ARCANE POWER. Up 20. DILL WEED overpowered CELTIC DRUID in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge match. Remember this next time you have trouble with a
druid: dill for a prophylactic. Kinda like garlic for vampires.
A.O. HELL (54-2523) (26-12-2,73) of USELESS TOOLS challenged MONTY PYTHON (22-
5939) (22-10-0,74) of SERPENTINE INC. Up 1. A.O. HELL was savagely defeated by
MONTY PYTHON in a 3 minute Challenge match. Good work, Monty. Nobody likes A.O.
ACE OF BASE (47-6905) (15-8-0,79) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged ASSUR (18-7821) (28-
80-2,97) of ARROGANCE. Up 18. ACE OF BASE was vanquished by ASSUR in a 1 minute
one-sided Challenge duel. Oho! Next thing you know, this Assur gladiator will be
swanking around in the local bars.
GOSSAMER (98-407) (9-10-4,43) of PERFECTION QUEST challenged HOFFA (18-8478)
(17-80-1,51) of ARROGANCE. Up 8. GOSSAMER vanquished HOFFA in a 1 minute one-sided
Challenge duel. Of course.
MONKEY DO (25-4152) (25-18-2,116) of PRIMATES-R-US challenged MANIPULATOR (64-
3490) (42-68-5,117) of UNDER DURESS. Up 1. MONKEY DO overcame MANIPULATOR in an
action packed 1 minute Challenge melee. Some kind of irony there, or so they tell
me. I can't see it this morning, but that may be due to what I was drinking last
night.
PUMPING ON STEELE (82-33221) (19-27-0,123) of NO RESPECT II challenged BLACKMAIL
(64-3917) (38-54-0,129) of UNDER DURESS. Up 6. PUMPING ON STEELE bested BLACKMAIL
in a popular 3 minute Challenge competition. For some reason, this fight says
nothing to me.
TIFFINAL (5-4865) (26-23-2,122) of WIZARD'S WRATH challenged DOMINION (98-2058)
(18-22-3,127) of ZOMBIE SQUAD 3. Up 5. TIFFINAL viciously subdued DOMINION in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight. A little wrath in the right place can work
wonders.
DON KING (47-5374) (30-29-3,184) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged SPARE ANCHOR (18-
9610) (59-31-1,193) of SEA DOGS. Up 9. DON KING savagely defeated SPARE ANCHOR in a
crowd pleasing 10 minute Challenge match. This is what boosted Don to Gladiator
Rising Fastest.
RUBBER BULLET (54-2503) (28-7-1,198) of USELESS TOOLS challenged TAVIS CADFALSON
(35-1419) (66-147-3,202) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. Up 4. RUBBER BULLET slimly won
victory over TAVIS CADFALSON in a 3 minute Challenge brawl. And yet, neither of
these gladiators could be called "slim." Rubber is barrel-shaped (but bouncy), and
Tavis is a blacksmith.
WARHEAD (82-13913) (32-11-0,225) of PYROMANIA challenged CHATTY CABALIST (42-
4488) (52-21-3,274) of DUNGEON CELL. Up 49. WARHEAD was demolished by CHATTY
CABALIST in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee. No surprise, after such a reckless
challenge.
For the title:
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT (59-2110) (39-13-1,254) of NOT QUITE challenged MATH OP OWAIN
(35-1418) (80-133-1,216) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. Down 38. IMMOVEABLE OBJECT
unbelievably bested MATH OP OWAIN in a 3 minute Challenge fight. "Unbelievable"?
Since when? Math must be practicing in secret! Anyway, good going, Immoveable.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 40 13 1 260 NOT QUITE (1237) ILLIS
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 53 21 3 296 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
DON KING 47-5374 31 29 3 211 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 80 134 1 205 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 29 7 1 205 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 66 148 3 203 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
SUGARBEET 7-5219 38 38 1 201 SUGAR AND SPICE (1231) BONSUR
WARHEAD 82-13913 32 12 198 PYROMANIA (1508) DWES EG
SMOKE 68-5868 39 30 193 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495) FIREHOLD
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 59 32 1 187 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 34 40 1 181 SPARF! (1069) SEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PHONELESS CORD 54-2018 38 25 180 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
PRISONER 0484 82-49671 37 53 1 171 DUNGEON CELL 97 (1497) DWES EG
PRISONER R02 82-51078 47 43 1 166 DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487) DWES EG
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 45 116 1 156 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424 22 15 150 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
SAN YANDO 30-576 33 35 1 139 YAMA BUSHI (275) IAYE
PUMPING ON STEELE 82-33221 20 27 134 NO RESPECT II (1399) DWES EG
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 48 56 1 133 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
TIFFINAL 5-4865 27 23 2 133 WIZARD'S WRATH (1464) KALTOS
MONKEY DO 25-4152 26 18 2 123 PRIMATES-R-US (1135) LYRATILAN
BLACKMAIL 64-3917 38 55 122 UNDER DURESS (741) KURUKAR
DOMINION 98-2058 18 23 3 120 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498) SYVYN'S HILL
MANIPULATOR 64-3490 42 69 5 114 UNDER DURESS (741) KURUKAR
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 55 99 1 112 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
HOFFA 18-9369 24 49 111 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
ASSUR 18-7821 29 80 2 107 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-THOME 22-6848 21 1 97 SERPENTS HOLD (1505) SOLVEN
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MONTY PYTHON 22-5939 23 10 89 SERPENTINE INC. (802) SOLVEN
JACK KNIFE 47-6694 18 12 1 86 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
DILL WEED 7-5241 15 7 76 SUGAR AND SPICE (1231) BONSUR
A.O. HELL 54-2523 26 13 2 74 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
ACE OF BASE 47-6905 15 9 74 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
HAMMERHEAD 35-4129 24 25 2 69 SEA DOGS (1502) MURSKA
-RABID TOAD 98-2767 9 2 4 58 BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510) SYVYN'S HILL
GOSSAMER 98-407 10 10 4 57 PERFECTION QUEST (1204) SYVYN'S HILL
-OUTLAW STAR 39-3550 15 8 1 54 DARQUE ANGELS (1483) XOCHITHLAN
CELTIC DRUID 7-5043 15 9 53 ARCANE POWER (1316) BONSUR
HALIBUTT 5-4866 26 26 46 WIZARD'S WRATH (1464) KALTOS
HYDROPONICUS 29-4605 13 4 45 BLUNT FORCE (1512) LAPUR
HOFFA 18-8478 17 81 1 37 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
AMPUTATOR FROG 99-3206 9 2 4 36 BLOOD FROG 3 (1511) SOUTH RIDGE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Sharon Shew -- Wow! You are one big woman. -- San Yando
Prisoner 0484 -- Amazing how the rules of physics don't apply to your kind. --
Tiffinal
Monty Python -- Now I know what a target dummie feels like. -- Halibutt
Hoffa -- Thanks, I needed a boost in confidence. -- Tiffinal
Jack Knife -- Interesting that I was using a knife and you were using a sword. Well
fought, till we meet again. -- Halibutt
Prisoner 0484 -- I would love to know how you broke my shield with that stick pin of
a weapon. -- San Yando
Okay, statutory personals. That means: More than just "Good fight." This is more
work than fighting!
Manipulator -- Ha! You think I'm easy? Some days I'm not. So there! -- Owain
Harlson
Don King -- Well, what's wrong with a dotted line of wins, eh? -- Huw ap Huw
Phoneless Cord -- Since I don't call people, it was no problem. -- Math op Owain
Immoveable Object -- That was luck? Huh, how come *I* don't have luck like that? --
Tavis Cadfalson
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT unbelievably bested MATH OP OWAIN in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
WARHEAD was demolished by CHATTY CABALIST in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
RUBBER BULLET slimly won victory over TAVIS CADFALSON in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
DON KING savagely defeated SPARE ANCHOR in a crowd pleasing 10 minute Challenge match.
TIFFINAL viciously subdued DOMINION in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
PUMPING ON STEELE bested BLACKMAIL in a popular 3 minute Challenge competition.
MONKEY DO overcame MANIPULATOR in a action packed 1 minute Challenge melee.
GOSSAMER vanquished HOFFA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
ACE OF BASE was vanquished by ASSUR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
A.O. HELL was savagely defeated by MONTY PYTHON in a 3 minute Challenge match.
DILL WEED overpowered CELTIC DRUID in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
ROWDY YOBBO was devastated by SUGARBEET in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
PHONELESS CORD was narrowly defeated by SMOKE in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gory match.
PRISONER R02 overcame HUW AP HUW in a popular 3 minute conflict.
PRISONER 0484 vanquished SAN YANDO in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
OWAIN HARLSON was handily defeated by SURLY DECKHAND in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
HOFFA was viciously subdued by AFRICAN QUEEN in a popular 3 minute brutal brawl.
AMPUTATOR FROG was demolished by JACK KNIFE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HALIBUTT was overpowered by HAMMERHEAD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched fight.
HYDROPONICUS savagely defeated LAKE SAILOR in a action packed 1 minute brutal fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 8 SLASHING ATTACK 15 - 3 - 0 83 |
|BASHING ATTACK 5 AIMED BLOW 36 - 22 - 0 62 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 BASHING ATTACK 29 - 22 - 0 57 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 14 - 0 55 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 14 - 0 52 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 16 - 15 - 0 52 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 5 - 0 38 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 18 - 0 36 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 13 - 0 32 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 28 - 0 30 |
Turn 568 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 2 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 4 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 6 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 3 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 4 1 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 3 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 WALL OF STEEL
1 BASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 40 13 1 260 NOT QUITE (1237)
SLASHING ATTACK CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 53 21 3 296 DUNGEON CELL (1470)
STRIKING ATTACK DON KING 47-5374 31 29 3 211 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
PARRY-STRIKE MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 80 134 1 205 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
WALL OF STEEL RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 29 7 1 205 USELESS TOOLS (735)
LUNGING ATTACK TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 66 148 3 203 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
BASHING ATTACK SUGARBEET 7-5219 38 38 1 201 SUGAR AND SPICE (1231)
TOTAL PARRY SMOKE 68-5868 39 30 0 193 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495)
PARRY-LUNGE BLACKMAIL 64-3917 38 55 0 122 UNDER DURESS (741)
PARRY-RIPOSTE MONTY PYTHON 22-5939 23 10 0 89 SERPENTINE INC. (802)
The overall popularity leader is TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419. The most popular warrior
this turn was DON KING 47-5374. The ten other most popular fighters were AFRICAN
QUEEN 47-6424, MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418, TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419, MONTY PYTHON 22-5939,
PUMPING ON STEELE 82--32315, HYDROPONICUS 29-4605, TIFFINAL 5-4865, PHONELESS CORD
54-2018, SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610, and A.O. HELL 54-2523.
The least popular fighter this week was OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130. The other ten least
popular fighters were ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429, CELTIC DRUID 7-5043, ACE OF BASE 47-6905,
HOFFA 18-8478, HALIBUTT 5-4866, AMPUTATOR FROG 99-3206, SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568, SAN
YANDO 30-576, DOMINION 98-2058, and WARHEAD 82-13913.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
KALTOS(5) 1 1 0 LAPUR(29) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 2 1 0 IAYE(30) 0 1 0 KURUKAR(64) 0 2 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 3 0 MURSKA(35) 1 4 0 FIREHOLD(68) 1 0 0
SEAM(20) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 3 1 0
SUNSET(21) 1 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 3 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 1 0
SOLVEN(22) 1 0 0 TROCAR(54) 1 2 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 1 0
LYRATILAN(25) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TIFFINAL 5-4865 27 23 2 133 WIZARD'S WRATH (1464) KALTOS
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SUGARBEET 7-5219 38 38 1 201 SUGAR AND SPICE (1231) BONSUR
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 59 32 1 187 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 34 40 1 181 SPARF! (1069) SEAM
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 48 56 1 133 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
MONTY PYTHON 22-5939 23 10 0 89 SERPENTINE INC. (802) SOLVEN
MONKEY DO 25-4152 26 18 2 123 PRIMATES-R-US (1135) LYRATILAN
HYDROPONICUS 29-4605 13 4 0 45 BLUNT FORCE (1512) LAPUR
SAN YANDO 30-576 33 35 1 139 YAMA BUSHI (275) IAYE
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 80 134 1 205 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 53 21 3 296 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
DON KING 47-5374 31 29 3 211 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 29 7 1 205 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 40 13 1 260 NOT QUITE (1237) ILLIS
BLACKMAIL 64-3917 38 55 0 122 UNDER DURESS (741) KURUKAR
SMOKE 68-5868 39 30 0 193 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495) FIREHOLD
WARHEAD 82-13913 32 12 0 198 PYROMANIA (1508) DWES EG
DOMINION 98-2058 18 23 3 120 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498) SYVYN'S HILL
AMPUTATOR FROG 99-3206 9 2 4 36 BLOOD FROG 3 (1511) SOUTH RIDGE