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Date : 11/09/2011 Duedate: 11/22/2011
HOME GUARD ARENA
DM 101 TURN 571
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1-PYROMANIA 82/1508 7 3 0 70.0 ROYAL FLUSH 47/146
2 BRIGHT 3/1513 178 102 2 63.6 USELESS TOOLS 54/735
LOOK OUT!! 24/1514 PRIMATES-R-US 25/1135
ARCANE POWER 7/1316 5-NO RESPECT 82/1399 372 342 4 52.1
BLUNT FORCE 29/1512 SUGAR AND SPICE 7/1231
SERPENTINE INC. 22/802 PERFECTION QUEST 98/1204
3 SEA DOGS 18/426 632 411 5 60.6 6 ZOMBIE SQUA 98/1498 86 84 0 50.6
SEA DOGS 21/1446 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II 68/1495
SEA DOGS 35/1502 7 ARROGANCE 18/755 489 720 10 40.4
DUNGEON CELL 42/1470 UNDER DURESS 64/741
DUNGEON CELL 4 82/1487 8-YAMA BUSHI 30/275 49 77 0 38.9
DUNGEON CELL 97 82/1497 WIZARD'S WRATH 5/1464
4 SPARF! 20/1069 1116 958 16 53.8 9 CHILDREN OF 35/1415 749 1252 8 37.4
NOT QUITE 59/1237
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Captain of the Guard
I knew that Object would move if I just hammered on it enough.
I considered writing a longer column, but Olaf's in a hurry, and the hands are
in demand, and... who reads, here, anyway?
Math op Owain
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
If Novgorodny Vir is a god descending on Home Guard, I'll eat him.
Monty Python got the biggest point gain at 32 and put them in a pocket. I'm not
understanding that. Huw had the biggest drop at 25. Same fight.
Being Captain of the Guard is "all nuts and berries"? What happened to steak?
Math op Owain got four challenges, which is probably the most of any today.
Sea Dogs was most avoided by Useless Tools.
Sixteen fights, two standbys, seven challenge matches.
HYDROPONICUS (29-4605) (14-5-0,61) of BLUNT FORCE fought MEAN SPIRIT (101-5) (0-
0-0,70) of the Louts Local 101. HYDROPONICUS was overcome by MEAN SPIRIT in a 2
minute bout. And then Mean gloated about it.
HAMMERHEAD (35-4129) (25-26-2,55) of SEA DOGS fought CELTIC DRUID (7-5043) (16-
10-0,69) of ARCANE POWER. HAMMERHEAD was overpowered by CELTIC DRUID in a 1 minute
uneven struggle. C. Druid took that as instruction and hammered the Sea Dog's head.
HUW AP HUW (35-3030) (45-118-1,135) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought MONTY PYTHON (22-
5939) (24-11-0,95) of SERPENTINE INC. HUW AP HUW was easily killed by MONTY PYTHON
in a 3 minute one-sided conflict. Oops.
PRISONER R02 (82-51078) (48-44-1,142) of DUNGEON CELL 4 fought MANIPULATOR (64-
3490) (42-71-5,129) of UNDER DURESS. PRISONER R02 subdued MANIPULATOR in a popular 1
minute brawl. Ah, I was just looking to see whether I had a listing on that
prisoner, male, female, indifferent, but I don't see one. Still, I'm going to call
him/her/it Roz. Good going, Roz.
DOMINION (98-2058) (19-24-3,123) of ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 fought SURLY DECKHAND (21-
6568) (49-57-1,120) of SEA DOGS. DOMINION viciously subdued SURLY DECKHAND in a
crowd pleasing 7 minute conflict. This is what bad manners will get you. Viciously
subdued.
OWAIN HARLSON (35-3130) (57-99-1,137) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought BLACKMAIL (64-
3917) (38-57-0,122) of UNDER DURESS. OWAIN HARLSON subdued BLACKMAIL in a 1 minute
match. I think Blackmail got your point last time, Owain.
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT (59-2110) (41-14-1,196) of NOT QUITE fought SHARON SHEW (101-
25) (0-0-0,181) of the Louts Local 101. IMMOVEABLE OBJECT was overcome by SHARON
SHEW in a 2 minute gory bout. How the mighty are fallen!
ROWDY YOBBO (20-3429) (35-41-1,182) of SPARF! fought TAVIS CADFALSON (35-1419)
(66-150-3,172) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. ROWDY YOBBO was vanquished by TAVIS CADFALSON in
an exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. So much for rowdiness.
PHONELESS CORD (54-2018) (40-25-0,225) of USELESS TOOLS fought CHATTY CABALIST
(42-4488) (54-22-3,213) of DUNGEON CELL. PHONELESS CORD lost to CHATTY CABALIST in a
popular 3 minute gruesome duel. Can one chat through a phoneless cord? Inquiring
minds wonder.
The challenges:
POOP SLINGER (24-4478) (12-3-0,45) of LOOK OUT!! challenged HOFFA (18-8478) (17-
83-1,33) of ARROGANCE. Down 12. POOP SLINGER savagely defeated HOFFA in an action
packed 2 minute Challenge melee. How long will it take Hoffa to reach one hundred
losses?
A.O. HELL (54-2523) (27-14-2,64) of USELESS TOOLS challenged THE SUN (3-6307)
(13-1-0,72) of BRIGHT. Up 8. A.O. HELL overpowered THE SUN in a 1 minute mismatched
Challenge brawl. Think of it as dues, Sun.
ACE OF BASE (47-6905) (17-9-0,95) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged ASSUR (18-7821) (29-
82-2,95) of ARROGANCE. Straight across. ACE OF BASE was vanquished by ASSUR in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge fight. Watch that ego swell!
JACK KNIFE (47-6694) (20-12-1,102) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged HOFFA (18-9369)
(24-51-0,109) of ARROGANCE. Up 7. JACK KNIFE overpowered HOFFA in a 2 minute bloody
mismatched Challenge match. This Hoffa's behind his name-mate in the losses
department. He'd better hurry up and lose more.
RUBBER BULLET (54-2503) (29-9-1,188) of USELESS TOOLS challenged SMOKE (68-5868)
(39-32-0,188) of ZOMBIE SQUAD II II. Straight across. RUBBER BULLET slimly lost to
SMOKE in a crowd pleasing 7 minute gory Challenge brawl. Seven minutes of smoke, and
it's a wonder the arenamaster could see to call the winner.
AFRICAN QUEEN (47-6424) (24-15-0,192) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged PRISONER 0484
(82-49671) (39-53-1,209) of DUNGEON CELL 97. Up 17. AFRICAN QUEEN narrowly defeated
PRISONER 0484 in an exciting 3 minute Challenge melee. I'm gonna call this Prisoner
Oaba. A narrow kind of person.
For the title: DON KING (47-5374) (33-29-3,252) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged MATH OP
OWAIN (35-1418) (82-134-1,249) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. Down 3. DON KING was devastated
by MATH OP OWAIN in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight. And there are people out there
who thought Math would be easy. Listen, math is never easy. Congratulations to Math
for winning, and to Don for daring to challenge.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 83 134 1 262 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 55 22 3 229 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SMOKE 68-5868 40 32 206 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495) FIREHOLD
PHONELESS CORD 54-2018 40 26 204 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424 25 15 204 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
PRISONER 0484 82-49671 39 54 1 197 DUNGEON CELL 97 (1497) DWES EG
-SUGARBEET 7-5219 39 39 1 192 SUGAR AND SPICE (1231) BONSUR
DON KING 47-5374 33 30 3 190 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419 67 150 3 188 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 29 10 1 188 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 41 15 1 184 NOT QUITE (1237) ILLIS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 59 33 1 178 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
-WARHEAD 82-13913 33 13 176 PYROMANIA (1508) DWES EG
ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 35 42 1 167 SPARF! (1069) SEAM
-MONKEY DO 25-4152 28 18 2 163 PRIMATES-R-US (1135) LYRATILAN
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-TIFFINAL 5-4865 28 23 2 145 WIZARD'S WRATH (1464) KALTOS
-PUMPING ON STEELE 82-33221 21 28 145 NO RESPECT II (1399) DWES EG
PRISONER R02 82-51078 49 44 1 144 DUNGEON CELL 4 (1487) DWES EG
-SAN YANDO 30-576 34 35 1 143 YAMA BUSHI (275) IAYE
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 58 99 1 139 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
DOMINION 98-2058 20 24 3 130 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498) SYVYN'S HILL
MANIPULATOR 64-3490 42 72 5 128 UNDER DURESS (741) KURUKAR
MONTY PYTHON 22-5939 25 11 1 127 SERPENTINE INC. (802) SOLVEN
BLACKMAIL 64-3917 38 58 121 UNDER DURESS (741) KURUKAR
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 49 58 1 119 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
JACK KNIFE 47-6694 21 12 1 117 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 45 119 1 110 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
ASSUR 18-7821 30 82 2 109 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HOFFA 18-9369 24 52 97 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
A.O. HELL 54-2523 28 14 2 85 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
ACE OF BASE 47-6905 17 10 85 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
CELTIC DRUID 7-5043 17 10 76 ARCANE POWER (1316) BONSUR
THE SUN 3-6307 13 2 62 BRIGHT (1513) OSKSI
-DILL WEED 7-5241 15 9 61 SUGAR AND SPICE (1231) BONSUR
HYDROPONICUS 29-4605 14 6 59 BLUNT FORCE (1512) LAPUR
HAMMERHEAD 35-4129 25 27 2 51 SEA DOGS (1502) MURSKA
-HALIBUTT 5-4866 26 27 50 WIZARD'S WRATH (1464) KALTOS
POOP SLINGER 24-4478 13 3 50 LOOK OUT!! (1514) ZORPUNT
HOFFA 18-8478 17 84 1 34 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
-GOSSAMER 98-407 10 12 4 33 PERFECTION QUEST (1204) SYVYN'S HILL
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 45 119 1 CHILDREN OF LLYR 1415 MONTY PYTHON 22-5939 571
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Blackmail -- I cock a snood at you, and to Olaf I say, I have lived a clean life and
have no Dark Secrets to outlive. So there. -- Owain Harlson
African Queen -- Ah, the FIGHT may not have been showy enough for the stewards, but
WOW, you are. -- Tavis Cadfalson, highly appreciative
Pumping on Steele -- So, this proves it, I'm getting better. -- Huw ap Huw
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DON KING was devastated by MATH OP OWAIN in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
AFRICAN QUEEN narrowly defeated PRISONER 0484 in a exciting 3 minute Challenge melee.
RUBBER BULLET slimly lost to SMOKE in a crowd pleasing 7 minute gory Challenge brawl.
JACK KNIFE overpowered HOFFA in a 2 minute bloody mismatched Challenge match.
ACE OF BASE was vanquished by ASSUR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
A.O. HELL overpowered THE SUN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
POOP SLINGER savagely defeated HOFFA in a action packed 2 minute Challenge melee.
PHONELESS CORD lost to CHATTY CABALIST in a popular 3 minute gruesome duel.
ROWDY YOBBO was vanquished by TAVIS CADFALSON in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT was overcome by SHARON SHEW in a 2 minute gory bout.
OWAIN HARLSON subdued BLACKMAIL in a 1 minute match.
DOMINION viciously subdued SURLY DECKHAND in a crowd pleasing 7 minute conflict.
PRISONER R02 subdued MANIPULATOR in a popular 1 minute brawl.
HUW AP HUW was easily killed by MONTY PYTHON in a 3 minute one-sided conflict.
HAMMERHEAD was overpowered by CELTIC DRUID in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
HYDROPONICUS was overcome by MEAN SPIRIT in a 2 minute bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 SLASHING ATTACK 21 - 4 - 0 84 |
|AIMED BLOW 5 STRIKING ATTACK 22 - 13 - 0 63 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 37 - 25 - 0 60 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 PARRY-STRIKE 17 - 14 - 0 55 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 17 - 15 - 0 53 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 5 - 1 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 16 - 20 - 0 44 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 21 - 28 - 0 43 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 17 - 0 29 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 30 - 0 21 |
Turn 571 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 AIMED BLOW 1 - 4 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 1 PARRY-STRIKE
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-STRIKE MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 83 134 1 262 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
SLASHING ATTACK CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 55 22 3 229 DUNGEON CELL (1470)
TOTAL PARRY SMOKE 68-5868 40 32 0 206 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495)
AIMED BLOW PHONELESS CORD 54-2018 40 26 0 204 USELESS TOOLS (735)
LUNGING ATTACK AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424 25 15 0 204 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
STRIKING ATTACK DON KING 47-5374 33 30 3 190 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
WALL OF STEEL RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 29 10 1 188 USELESS TOOLS (735)
BASHING ATTACK MANIPULATOR 64-3490 42 72 5 128 UNDER DURESS (741)
PARRY-RIPOSTE MONTY PYTHON 22-5939 25 11 1 127 SERPENTINE INC. (802)
PARRY-LUNGE BLACKMAIL 64-3917 38 58 0 121 UNDER DURESS (741)
The overall popularity leader is TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419. The most popular warrior
this turn was SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568. The ten other most popular fighters were
CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488, RUBBER BULLET 54-2503, DOMINION 98-2058, SMOKE 68-5868, POOP
SLINGER 24-4478, AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424, PRISONER 0484 82--15865, JACK KNIFE 47-6694,
TAVIS CADFALSON 35-1419, and MONTY PYTHON 22-5939.
The least popular fighter this week was HAMMERHEAD 35-4129. The other ten least
popular fighters were ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429, THE SUN 3-6307, ACE OF BASE 47-6905,
BLACKMAIL 64-3917, HOFFA 18-8478, HOFFA 18-9369, DON KING 47-5374, MANIPULATOR
64-3490, PRISONER R02 82--14458, and OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 ZORPUNT(24) 1 0 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 LAPUR(29) 0 1 0 KURUKAR(64) 0 2 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 2 0 MURSKA(35) 3 2 0 FIREHOLD(68) 1 0 0
SEAM(20) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 1 1 0
SUNSET(21) 0 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 2 2 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 0 0
SOLVEN(22) 1 0 1 TROCAR(54) 1 2 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE SUN 3-6307 13 2 0 62 BRIGHT (1513) OSKSI
CELTIC DRUID 7-5043 17 10 0 76 ARCANE POWER (1316) BONSUR
ASSUR 18-7821 30 82 2 109 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 35 42 1 167 SPARF! (1069) SEAM
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 49 58 1 119 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
MONTY PYTHON 22-5939 25 11 1 127 SERPENTINE INC. (802) SOLVEN
POOP SLINGER 24-4478 13 3 0 50 LOOK OUT!! (1514) ZORPUNT
HYDROPONICUS 29-4605 14 6 0 59 BLUNT FORCE (1512) LAPUR
MATH OP OWAIN 35-1418 83 134 1 262 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
CHATTY CABALIST 42-4488 55 22 3 229 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
AFRICAN QUEEN 47-6424 25 15 0 204 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
PHONELESS CORD 54-2018 40 26 0 204 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 41 15 1 184 NOT QUITE (1237) ILLIS
MANIPULATOR 64-3490 42 72 5 128 UNDER DURESS (741) KURUKAR
SMOKE 68-5868 40 32 0 206 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495) FIREHOLD
PRISONER 0484 82--15865 39 54 1 197 DUNGEON CELL 97 (1497) DWES EG
DOMINION 98-2058 20 24 3 130 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498) SYVYN'S HILL