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Date : 11/23/2011 Duedate: 12/06/2011
HOME GUARD ARENA
DM 101 TURN 572
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 BRIGHT 3/1513 179 103 2 63.5 3-SPARF! 20/1069 1116 958 16 53.8
LOOK OUT!! 24/1514 NOT QUITE 59/1237
ARCANE POWER 7/1316 ROYAL FLUSH 47/146
BLUNT FORCE 29/1512 USELESS TOOLS 54/735
C. U. LATER 82/1516 PRIMATES-R-US 25/1135
SERPENTINE INC. 22/802 4-NO RESPECT 82/1399 372 342 4 52.1
2 SEA DOGS 21/1446 635 413 5 60.6 SUGAR AND SPICE 7/1231
SEA DOGS 33/1501 PERFECTION QUEST 98/1204
SEA DOGS 35/1502 5 ZOMBIE SQUA 98/1498 86 86 0 50.0
DUNGEON CELL 42/1470 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II 68/1495
DUNGEON CELL 4 82/1487 6 ARROGANCE 18/755 491 722 10 40.5
DUNGEON CELL 97 82/1497 UNDER DURESS 64/741
SHEWISH BANQUET 98/1515 7 CHILDREN OF 35/1415 749 1254 8 37.4
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Captain of the Guard
Oh, for the cat's sake! I thought surely one of you young hotshots would come
up and take the title away from me, but DID you? No! At least Don King had the guts
to try, and I salute him, even though I two-shotted him toot sweet, as someone used
to say. It's too cold to be standing around out there in sheet metal.
Math op Owain
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
It looks to me like the Split has moved among us. I don't know who-all was
taken, haven't done the comparison with last turn's roster, but it looks like Math op
Owain, last time Captain of the Guard, is gone. Not to Primus, of course, but he's
probably been sucked off to Talahya for being too successful and old fart to remain
here. What the heck is the Commission thinking? This is the HOME of old farts, we
should get to keep the great examples of the type. Oh, well.
One of the Hoffas had the biggest point gain at 31. Owain had the biggest drop
at 25.
No challenges, no avoids.
Nine fights, three involving standbys, and no challenges, which I already said
once, but what the heck. Think of it as padding. I'm guessing the lack of
challenges is due to not being sure who would be around to use 'em on. Listen,
they're free, if you place a challenge that can't go through, you aren't going to be
out anything! Of course, maybe somebody DID, and I would never know because the
Commission doesn't tell me stuff like that.
HOFFA (18-8478) (17-84-1,34) of ARROGANCE fought CELTIC DRUID (7-5043) (17-10-
0,76) of ARCANE POWER. HOFFA luckily beat CELTIC DRUID in an exciting 4 minute
gruesome fight. This is the Hoffa who had the major point gain.
HAMMERHEAD (35-4129) (25-27-2,51) of SEA DOGS fought B&G BOUNCER (101-3) (0-0-
0,30) of the Louts Local 101. HAMMERHEAD was vanquished by B&G BOUNCER in an action
packed 1 minute uneven fight. They really don't like you beating your head against
their walls, Hammer. Those walls are fragile.
BAKED CONVINCIA (98-2341) (11-7-4,42) of SHEWISH BANQUET fought B&G BOUNCER
(101-3) (0-0-0,30) of the Louts Local 101. BAKED CONVINCIA was overpowered by B&G
BOUNCER in a 1 minute uneven melee. And having once begun to win, the Bouncer
decided to go for a streak.
SHARK BAIT (33-7652) (25-15-0,99) of SEA DOGS fought HOFFA (18-9369) (24-52-
0,97) of ARROGANCE. SHARK BAIT overpowered HOFFA in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
Not all Hoffas win.
HUW AP HUW (35-3030) (45-119-1,110) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought KATRINA (101-9)
(0-0-0,170) of the Louts Local 101. HUW AP HUW was viciously subdued by KATRINA in a
popular 1 minute bloody duel. That puts the standbys at 2-1, as good as--or better
than--some managed teams.
OWAIN HARLSON (35-3130) (58-99-1,139) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought ASSUR (18-7821)
(30-82-2,109) of ARROGANCE. OWAIN HARLSON was overpowered by ASSUR in a 1 minute
mismatched match. For this, Owain dropped like a badly cooked egg.
SURLY DECKHAND (21-6568) (49-58-1,119) of SEA DOGS fought MANIPULATOR (64-3490)
(42-72-5,128) of UNDER DURESS. SURLY DECKHAND vanquished MANIPULATOR in a popular 1
minute mismatched brawl. Good for Surly, though I still think it would help if he
practiced smiling at least once a week.
MONTY PYTHON (22-5939) (25-11-1,127) of SERPENTINE INC. fought DOMINION (98-
2058) (20-24-3,130) of ZOMBIE SQUAD 3. MONTY PYTHON vanquished DOMINION in an
exciting 5 minute gory uneven battle. Five minutes? I call that evenly matched.
For the title, decided on points:
SMOKE (68-5868) (40-32-0,206) of ZOMBIE SQUAD II II fought PRISONER 0484 (82-
49671) (39-54-1,197) of DUNGEON CELL 97. SMOKE was bested by PRISONER 0484 in a
crowd pleasing 3 minute Title fight. Our congratulations to Prisoner 0484. See if
you can get a name, 0484.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PRISONER 0484 82-49671 40 54 1 211 DUNGEON CELL 97 (1497) DWES EG
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-PHONELESS CORD 54-2018 40 26 204 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
SMOKE 68-5868 40 33 194 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495) FIREHOLD
-SUGARBEET 7-5219 39 39 1 192 SUGAR AND SPICE (1231) BONSUR
-DON KING 47-5374 33 30 3 190 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
-RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 29 10 1 188 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
-IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 41 15 1 184 NOT QUITE (1237) ILLIS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 35 42 1 167 SPARF! (1069) SEAM
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-PUMPING ON STEELE 82-33221 21 28 145 NO RESPECT II (1399) DWES EG
MONTY PYTHON 22-5939 26 11 1 142 SERPENTINE INC. (802) SOLVEN
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 50 58 1 135 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
ASSUR 18-7821 31 82 2 134 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
DOMINION 98-2058 20 25 3 123 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498) SYVYN'S HILL
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 45 120 1 120 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
-JACK KNIFE 47-6694 21 12 1 117 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 58 100 1 114 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
MANIPULATOR 64-3490 42 73 5 113 UNDER DURESS (741) KURUKAR
SHARK BAIT 33-7652 26 15 108 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HOFFA 18-9369 24 53 91 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-A.O. HELL 54-2523 28 14 2 85 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
-ACE OF BASE 47-6905 17 10 85 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
-CULINARY 82-17479 15 25 70 C. U. LATER (1516) DWES EG
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HOFFA 18-8478 18 84 1 65 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
-THE SUN 3-6307 13 2 62 BRIGHT (1513) OSKSI
-DILL WEED 7-5241 15 9 61 SUGAR AND SPICE (1231) BONSUR
-HYDROPONICUS 29-4605 14 6 59 BLUNT FORCE (1512) LAPUR
CELTIC DRUID 7-5043 17 11 53 ARCANE POWER (1316) BONSUR
-POOP SLINGER 24-4478 13 3 50 LOOK OUT!! (1514) ZORPUNT
-GOSSAMER 98-407 10 12 4 33 PERFECTION QUEST (1204) SYVYN'S HILL
HAMMERHEAD 35-4129 25 28 2 30 SEA DOGS (1502) MURSKA
BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 11 8 4 26 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515) SYVYN'S HILL
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Monty Python -- I see now why my Pop warned me against snakes. That was way too much
force. -- Huw ap Huw
Blackmail -- I dunno if you got my point last time, or this time, or any time, but I
want it really clear. No. Way. -- Owain Harlson
Rowdy Yobbo -- You're a good kid, but you're a kid. -- Tavis Cadfalson
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SMOKE was bested by PRISONER 0484 in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Title fight.
MONTY PYTHON vanquished DOMINION in a exciting 5 minute gory uneven battle.
SURLY DECKHAND vanquished MANIPULATOR in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
OWAIN HARLSON was overpowered by ASSUR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HUW AP HUW was viciously subdued by KATRINA in a popular 1 minute bloody duel.
SHARK BAIT overpowered HOFFA in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BAKED CONVINCIA was overpowered by B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
HAMMERHEAD was vanquished by B&G BOUNCER in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
HOFFA luckily beat CELTIC DRUID in a exciting 4 minute gruesome fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 21 - 3 - 0 88 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 STRIKING ATTACK 20 - 12 - 0 63 |
|AIMED BLOW 2 AIMED BLOW 35 - 24 - 0 59 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 4 - 1 56 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 16 - 14 - 0 53 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 16 - 0 48 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 19 - 0 44 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 BASHING ATTACK 21 - 27 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 17 - 0 26 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 29 - 0 22 |
Turn 572 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 2 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 3 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 2 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY SMOKE 68-5868 40 33 0 194 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495)
PARRY-RIPOSTE MONTY PYTHON 22-5939 26 11 1 142 SERPENTINE INC. (802)
BASHING ATTACK SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 50 58 1 135 SEA DOGS (1446)
PARRY-STRIKE DOMINION 98-2058 20 25 3 123 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498)
STRIKING ATTACK OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 58 100 1 114 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
AIMED BLOW SHARK BAIT 33-7652 26 15 0 108 SEA DOGS (1501)
LUNGING ATTACK CELTIC DRUID 7-5043 17 11 0 53 ARCANE POWER (1316)
WALL OF STEEL BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 11 8 4 26 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)
The overall popularity leader is HUW AP HUW 35-3030. The most popular warrior this
turn was CELTIC DRUID 7-5043. The ten other most popular fighters were MONTY PYTHON
22-5939, PRISONER 0484 82--15865, SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568, HOFFA 18-8478, SMOKE
68-5868, DOMINION 98-2058, ASSUR 18-7821, SHARK BAIT 33-7652, MANIPULATOR 64-3490,
and OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130.
The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 18-9369. The other ten least popular
fighters were HUW AP HUW 35-3030, HAMMERHEAD 35-4129, BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341, OWAIN
HARLSON 35-3130, MANIPULATOR 64-3490, SHARK BAIT 33-7652, ASSUR 18-7821, DOMINION
98-2058, SMOKE 68-5868, and HOFFA 18-8478.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 0 1 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 FIREHOLD(68) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 2 1 0 MURSKA(35) 0 3 0 DWES EG(82) 1 0 0
SUNSET(21) 1 0 0 KURUKAR(64) 0 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 0 2 0
SOLVEN(22) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CELTIC DRUID 7-5043 17 11 0 53 ARCANE POWER (1316) BONSUR
ASSUR 18-7821 31 82 2 134 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 50 58 1 135 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
MONTY PYTHON 22-5939 26 11 1 142 SERPENTINE INC. (802) SOLVEN
SHARK BAIT 33-7652 26 15 0 108 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 45 120 1 120 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
MANIPULATOR 64-3490 42 73 5 113 UNDER DURESS (741) KURUKAR
SMOKE 68-5868 40 33 0 194 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495) FIREHOLD
PRISONER 0484 82--15865 40 54 1 211 DUNGEON CELL 97 (1497) DWES EG
DOMINION 98-2058 20 25 3 123 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498) SYVYN'S HILL