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Date : 12/21/2011 Duedate: 01/03/2012
HOME GUARD ARENA
DM 101 TURN 574
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 LOOK OUT!! 24/1514 187 105 2 64.0 NOT QUITE 59/1237
ARCANE POWER 7/1316 ROYAL FLUSH 47/146
BLUNT FORCE 29/1512 USELESS TOOLS 54/735
C. U. LATER 82/1516 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 42/1517
SERPENTINE INC. 22/802 4 ZOMBIE SQUA 98/1498 87 89 0 49.4
2 SEA DOGS 21/1446 639 419 5 60.4 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II 68/1495
SEA DOGS 33/1501 5 ARROGANCE 18/755 494 727 10 40.5
SEA DOGS 35/1502 UNDER DURESS 64/741
DUNGEON CELL 97 82/1497 6 CHILDREN OF 35/1415 751 1256 8 37.4
SHEWISH BANQUET 98/1515 7 BLOOD FROG 99/1511 1 3 0 25.0
3-SPARF! 20/1069 1121 962 16 53.8
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Captain of the Guard
We dungeon dwellers have been waiting patiently for a name-change-o-rama, but it
doesn't seem clear that those happen anymore. It would be a shame if we were doomed
for eternity with these cruddy names simply because our manager was lazy six years
ago. It certainly doesn't seem fair that Convicted Thief has a better name than I
do. I think I'll urge my manager to send in a bunch of name changes for the dozen
prisoners that he still manages and see what happens. It can't be any worse than it
is now.
Prisoner 0484
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
And here we are again. Even the seasons aren't this regular. We have a modest
showing today, but it's a showing and I'm not knocking it. We're doing better than
Andorak.
Poop Slinger had the biggest point gain at thirty-one. Hoffa had the biggest
loss at twenty-five. Same fight.
Looks like the clerks in the office have been nipping at the eggnog, because
some of the notes they compiled don't make any sense at all. The avoids, for
instance. They list a lot of avoids, and the avoiders just don't happen to be active
here. So why should we care? Novgorodny Vir claims that there were NO avoids today,
and I think I'm going to go with that. AND, I don't think we had a most challenged,
either.
We did have ten fights, which puts us, as I said, ahead of Andorak. Only one
standby. Two challenges. And a Captain's Column, for which we thank our Captain of
the Guard.
CULINARY (82-17479) (15-26-0,40) of C. U. LATER fought HAMMERHEAD (35-4129) (26-
28-2,60) of SEA DOGS. CULINARY was overpowered by HAMMERHEAD in an exciting 1 minute
one-sided fight. No surprise in this one. But then, how often do we see real
surprises?
BAKED CONVINCIA (98-2341) (11-9-4,30) of SHEWISH BANQUET fought CELTIC DRUID (7-
5043) (18-11-0,67) of ARCANE POWER. BAKED CONVINCIA was savagely defeated by CELTIC
DRUID in an exciting 2 minute fight. As it happens, druids really like Baked
Convincia, and this one was starving.
AMPUTATOR FROG (99-3206) (9-2-4,36) of BLOOD FROG 3 fought B&G BOUNCER (101-3)
(0-0-0,30) of the Legion of Standbys. AMPUTATOR FROG was vanquished by B&G BOUNCER
in an action packed 1 minute uneven fight. A strange match, and I would recommend
that anyone in the Bash and Glug tonight be careful what kind of snacks they put in
their mouths. There's a rumor about crispy-fired frogs....
HOFFA (18-9369) (25-53-0,99) of ARROGANCE fought POOP SLINGER (24-4478) (14-3-
0,54) of LOOK OUT!! HOFFA was viciously subdued by POOP SLINGER in an action packed
2 minute melee. This is the fight that resulted in the greatest movement in the
ranks. No surprise, Hoffa excells at propelling others up the ladder.
MANIPULATOR (64-3490) (42-74-5,113) of UNDER DURESS fought OWAIN HARLSON (35-
3130) (59-100-1,134) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. MANIPULATOR devastated OWAIN HARLSON in a
1 minute one-sided competition. Quite true. Owain isn't hard to manipulate if you
know which buttons to push.
SURLY DECKHAND (21-6568) (50-59-1,117) of SEA DOGS fought ASSUR (18-7821) (31-
83-2,114) of ARROGANCE. SURLY DECKHAND was vanquished by ASSUR in an exciting 1
minute mismatched fight. Ah... someone should've warned Surly that Assur demands a
certain degree of respect from his opponents. And when he doesn't get it, LOOK OUT!
SHARK BAIT (33-7652) (26-16-0,111) of SEA DOGS fought DOMINION (98-2058) (20-26-
3,130) of ZOMBIE SQUAD 3. SHARK BAIT was defeated by DOMINION in a crowd pleasing 4
minute bloody match. And thrown to the sharks, as well. Gruesome.
The challenges:
HYDROPONICUS (29-4605) (15-6-0,61) of BLUNT FORCE challenged HOFFA (18-8478)
(18-85-1,57) of ARROGANCE. Down 4. HYDROPONICUS viciously subdued HOFFA in an
action packed 2 minute Challenge battle. That's a Hoffa for you, always ready to
lose.
MONTY PYTHON (22-5939) (27-11-1,150) of SERPENTINE INC. challenged HUW AP HUW
(35-3030) (46-120-1,141) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. Down 9. MONTY PYTHON bested HUW AP
HUW in a 2 minute bloody Challenge fight. And I could say the same for Huw. So much
for the winning streak.
For the title:
PRISONER 0484 (82-49671) (41-54-1,233) of DUNGEON CELL 97 fought SMOKE (68-5868)
(40-34-0,189) of ZOMBIE SQUAD II II. PRISONER 0484 overpowered SMOKE in a crowd
pleasing 3 minute mismatched Title duel. Good work, Prisoner, and may you soon have
another name.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PRISONER 0484 82-49671 42 54 1 246 DUNGEON CELL 97 (1497) DWES EG
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-DON KING 47-5374 34 30 3 204 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
-RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 30 10 1 194 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
-PHONELESS CORD 54-2018 40 27 190 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
SMOKE 68-5868 40 35 182 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495) FIREHOLD
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 41 16 1 179 NOT QUITE (1237) ILLIS
-ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 36 42 1 169 SPARF! (1069) SEAM
MONTY PYTHON 22-5939 28 11 1 154 SERPENTINE INC. (802) SOLVEN
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 46 121 1 143 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
DOMINION 98-2058 21 26 3 136 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498) SYVYN'S HILL
MANIPULATOR 64-3490 43 74 5 134 UNDER DURESS (741) KURUKAR
ASSUR 18-7821 32 83 2 127 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
-JACK KNIFE 47-6694 22 12 1 122 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
SHARK BAIT 33-7652 26 17 114 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 59 101 1 113 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 50 60 1 106 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-A.O. HELL 54-2523 29 14 2 87 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
-ACE OF BASE 47-6905 17 11 85 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
POOP SLINGER 24-4478 15 3 85 LOOK OUT!! (1514) ZORPUNT
HOFFA 18-9369 25 54 74 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
CELTIC DRUID 7-5043 19 11 69 ARCANE POWER (1316) BONSUR
HYDROPONICUS 29-4605 16 6 68 BLUNT FORCE (1512) LAPUR
HAMMERHEAD 35-4129 27 28 2 66 SEA DOGS (1502) MURSKA
HOFFA 18-8478 18 86 1 56 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 11 10 4 36 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515) SYVYN'S HILL
CULINARY 82-17479 15 27 35 C. U. LATER (1516) DWES EG
AMPUTATOR FROG 99-3206 9 3 4 23 BLOOD FROG 3 (1511) SOUTH RIDGE
-DORSAL FINN 42-1662 4 1 1 17 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1517) RODEKI
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Surly Deckhand and Olaf -- Damn straight, it's my winning streak beginning. And high
time, too. I've waited and worked for it long enough. -- Huw ap Huw
Assur -- Yep, second time's the charm on this, and I didn't even change my strategy.
You must've changed yours, or recognized my innate superiority, or something. --
Owain Harlson
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
MONTY PYTHON bested HUW AP HUW in a 2 minute bloody Challenge fight.
HYDROPONICUS viciously subdued HOFFA in a action packed 2 minute Challenge battle.
PRISONER 0484 overpowered SMOKE in a crowd pleasing 3 minute mismatched Title duel.
SHARK BAIT was defeated by DOMINION in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody match.
SURLY DECKHAND was vanquished by ASSUR in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
MANIPULATOR devastated OWAIN HARLSON in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
HOFFA was viciously subdued by POOP SLINGER in a action packed 2 minute melee.
AMPUTATOR FROG was vanquished by B&G BOUNCER in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
BAKED CONVINCIA was savagely defeated by CELTIC DRUID in a exciting 2 minute fight.
CULINARY was overpowered by HAMMERHEAD in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 20 - 4 - 0 83 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 STRIKING ATTACK 18 - 9 - 0 67 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 4 - 1 64 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 AIMED BLOW 34 - 25 - 0 58 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 14 - 14 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 LUNGING ATTACK 17 - 18 - 0 49 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 16 - 0 47 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 18 - 27 - 0 40 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 14 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 28 - 0 20 |
Turn 574 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 PARRY-STRIKE
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 3 2 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 1 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY SMOKE 68-5868 40 35 0 182 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495)
PARRY-RIPOSTE MONTY PYTHON 22-5939 28 11 1 154 SERPENTINE INC. (802)
PARRY-STRIKE HUW AP HUW 35-3030 46 121 1 143 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
BASHING ATTACK MANIPULATOR 64-3490 43 74 5 134 UNDER DURESS (741)
AIMED BLOW SHARK BAIT 33-7652 26 17 0 114 SEA DOGS (1501)
STRIKING ATTACK OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 59 101 1 113 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
SLASHING ATTACK POOP SLINGER 24-4478 15 3 0 85 LOOK OUT!! (1514)
LUNGING ATTACK CELTIC DRUID 7-5043 19 11 0 69 ARCANE POWER (1316)
WALL OF STEEL BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 11 10 4 36 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)
The overall popularity leader is HUW AP HUW 35-3030. The most popular warrior this
turn was HYDROPONICUS 29-4605. The ten other most popular fighters were CELTIC DRUID
7-5043, SHARK BAIT 33-7652, PRISONER 0484 82--15865, POOP SLINGER 24-4478, MONTY
PYTHON 22-5939, DOMINION 98-2058, ASSUR 18-7821, HUW AP HUW 35-3030, SURLY DECKHAND
21-6568, and HAMMERHEAD 35-4129.
The least popular fighter this week was OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130. The other ten least
popular fighters were CULINARY 82-17479, AMPUTATOR FROG 99-3206, HOFFA 18-9369, HOFFA
18-8478, BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341, MANIPULATOR 64-3490, SMOKE 68-5868, HAMMERHEAD
35-4129, SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568, and HUW AP HUW 35-3030.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 LAPUR(29) 1 0 0 FIREHOLD(68) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 2 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 1 1 0
SUNSET(21) 0 1 0 MURSKA(35) 1 2 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 1 0
SOLVEN(22) 1 0 0 KURUKAR(64) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 1 0
ZORPUNT(24) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CELTIC DRUID 7-5043 19 11 0 69 ARCANE POWER (1316) BONSUR
ASSUR 18-7821 32 83 2 127 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 50 60 1 106 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
MONTY PYTHON 22-5939 28 11 1 154 SERPENTINE INC. (802) SOLVEN
POOP SLINGER 24-4478 15 3 0 85 LOOK OUT!! (1514) ZORPUNT
HYDROPONICUS 29-4605 16 6 0 68 BLUNT FORCE (1512) LAPUR
SHARK BAIT 33-7652 26 17 0 114 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 46 121 1 143 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
MANIPULATOR 64-3490 43 74 5 134 UNDER DURESS (741) KURUKAR
SMOKE 68-5868 40 35 0 182 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495) FIREHOLD
PRISONER 0484 82--15865 42 54 1 246 DUNGEON CELL 97 (1497) DWES EG
DOMINION 98-2058 21 26 3 136 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498) SYVYN'S HILL
AMPUTATOR FROG 99-3206 9 3 4 23 BLOOD FROG 3 (1511) SOUTH RIDGE
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
CIRBANE (3-3841) SORCERY COVENANT (52)
MADE A COMBO (62-3896) WON AT POOL (401)
TAKANOHANA (77-2569) SUMO BASHO (369)
PAIN PART 1 (82-11616) LUROCIANS XIV (1687)
1101 (82-17779) MEDAL OF HONOR AA1 (2722)
PUD 135 (82-22036) PUDS AGAIN 8 (3496)
AMISTUM (82-26415) LBA: SPEILBURG FANS2 (4268)
MORE COWBELL! (82-29315) BLAH TEAM 8 (4781)
SILVER (82-30503) SUPERIOR FORCES 7402 (5001)
HYPERMUX (82-32647) 121604Q (5387)
BOND, JAMES BOND (82-36725) A VIEW TO A KILL (6066)
R'AKA (82-37859) THE DREADLANDS (6285)
PRISONER 007 (82-41051) DUNGEON CELL (6855)
SPARKLY (82-41405) 012006E (6911)
SEATTLE SLEW (82-41468) SUPERIOR HORSES II (6923)
CATHARI (82-42267) 4604 SUPERIOR FORCES (7065)
COFFEE GROUNDS (82-45801) ABSTRACTION (7691)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes