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Date : 04/11/2012 Duedate: 04/24/2012
HOME GUARD ARENA
DM 101 TURN 582
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 JAZZMATAZZ 17/602 207 115 2 64.3 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 42/1517
TEAM FLOYD 38/690 5 WRATHMEN 20/799 22 20 1 52.4
LOOK OUT!! 24/1514 WRATHMEN 24/805
BLUNT FORCE 29/1512 WRATHMEN 27/807
ARCHERS OF LOAF 63/835 WRATHMEN 30/727
ARCANE GREATS FTF 96/1519 WRATHMEN 41/818
2-CREAM OF THE 2/589 75 47 0 61.5 6-NO RESPECT 82/1399 379 350 4 52.0
3 SEA DOGS 21/1446 662 436 5 60.3 SUGAR AND SPICE 7/1231
SEA DOGS 33/1501 PERFECTION QUEST 98/1204
SEA DOGS 35/1502 7 ZOMBIE SQUA 98/1498 95 97 0 49.5
DUNGEON CELL 97 82/1497 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II 68/1495
SHEWISH BANQUET 98/1515 8 ATTACKO/TCL 82/1520 60 83 1 42.0
4-SPARF! 20/1069 1160 986 16 54.1 9 ARROGANCE 18/755 504 749 11 40.2
NOT QUITE 59/1237 UNDER DURESS 64/741
KING'S COURT 11/90 10 CHILDREN OF 35/1415 757 1266 8 37.4
ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 11 DARQUE AGES 52/1438 16 34 1 32.0
PARTY ANIMALS 5/591 DARQUE FORCES 45/1425
USELESS TOOLS 54/735 12-STREET WALKE 29/129 5 11 0 31.2
DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221 STREET WALKERS 45/1507
HERE TO PHOENIX 26/1072 13 BLOOD FROG 99/1511 1 10 0 9.1
MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439 14 OPEN HAND 29/1518 0 5 0 0.0
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Captain of the Guard
Congrats to Dominion on his Freshman TV! It looks like the commission pulled a
fast one on Home Guard. Told everyone they were Freshman qualified, then stuck half
of them in the ADM tourney. Probably a clerical error, but it still must've been a
disappointment for a lot of you.
This is likely my last turn in Home Guard. Keep on guarding without me,
Snake Oil Salesman
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
That Debby Tonte is a good kid, but lacking in respect. Still, I thank her for
the last spy report.
And now, this one. Biggest point gain, the newly arrived What's a Volksie?
Thirty-two points. Biggest drop, Hammerhead, twenty-five points. Most avoided,
Perfection Quest, by Open Hand. Nobody was most challenged, which does not surprise
me.
Fourteen fights, which I hope is just people holding their breaths until the
Split (end of this week). One standby, two challenges. Not good, but it's been
worse.
DOMINIC (27-3085) (29-18-0,64) of WRATHMEN fought BAKED CONVINCIA (98-2341) (15-
13-4,77) of SHEWISH BANQUET. DOMINIC viciously subdued BAKED CONVINCIA in an action
packed 2 minute gory fight. What can you expect? A guy comes out onto the sands,
and he's hungry, he's starving, and here's this tasty dish....
PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL (96-3748) (12-2-3,54) of ARCANE GREATS FTF fought B&G BOUNCER
(101-3) (0-0-0,30) of the Louts Local 101. PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL was demolished by B&G
BOUNCER in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. That Bouncer is well known in his own circles
for his lust for pastrami. And other kinds of sausage, of course.
DOMINIC (30-3545) (22-19-0,73) of WRATHMEN fought HOFFA (18-9369) (27-59-0,73)
of ARROGANCE. Two wrathful Dominics? Confusing. DOMINIC viciously subdued HOFFA in
a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal conflict. Everyone subdues Hoffa, and often
viciously. It's a natural reaction to meeting one.
HAMMERHEAD (35-4129) (31-31-2,90) of SEA DOGS fought YUFFIE (45-4291) (18-9-
0,54) of DARQUE FORCES. HAMMERHEAD was overpowered by YUFFIE in a 1 minute one-sided
match. And thus Hammerhead plunges downward, almost as though he had a spare anchor
tied to his feet.
BEAULIEU (41-3057) (21-14-0,82) of WRATHMEN fought WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? (38-4563)
(15-3-0,48) of TEAM FLOYD. BEAULIEU was overpowered by WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? in a 1
minute one-sided melee. And What's goes up. Impressive performance.
LEO (52-3869) (20-6-0,114) of DARQUE AGES fought MANIPULATOR (64-3490) (44-80-
6,100) of UNDER DURESS. LEO lost to MANIPULATOR in a popular 1 minute fight. Why?
Who knows, maybe something in the massive experience difference?
POOP SLINGER (24-4478) (20-5-0,114) of LOOK OUT!! fought SHARK BAIT (33-7652)
(28-22-0,132) of SEA DOGS. POOP SLINGER vanquished SHARK BAIT in a popular 1 minute
gruesome uneven duel. Worse than a shark, eh?
SURLY DECKHAND (21-6568) (54-63-1,150) of SEA DOGS fought OWAIN HARLSON (35-
3130) (62-105-1,97) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. SURLY DECKHAND overpowered OWAIN HARLSON in
a 1 minute uneven melee. Tell us again about that winning streak, Owain?
ASSUR (18-7821) (34-88-2,131) of ARROGANCE fought HYDROPONICUS (29-4605) (23-6-
0,102) of BLUNT FORCE. ASSUR devastated HYDROPONICUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
mismatched match. A bit of a surprise here, when you get down to it. The bookies
were surprised, at least. I'd avoid the bookies for a while, Hydroponicus, they
aren't happy with you.
HUW AP HUW (35-3030) (48-126-1,165) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought KIANA (24-3878)
(18-10-0,123) of WRATHMEN. HUW AP HUW bested KIANA in a popular 1 minute duel.
Again, a surprise, though I suppose Kiana had reason to lose this one. Did Huw offer
to show you his scars, Kiana?
SMOKE (68-5868) (43-39-0,194) of ZOMBIE SQUAD II II fought WASTED (20-3085) (23-
17-3,166) of WRATHMEN. SMOKE subdued WASTED in a 1 minute competition. Does this
mean Wasted was?
The challenges:
AMPUTATOR FROG (99-3206) (9-8-4,32) of BLOOD FROG 3 challenged HOFFA (18-8478)
(20-91-1,62) of ARROGANCE. Up 30. AMPUTATOR FROG was luckily beaten by HOFFA in an
exciting 3 minute Challenge melee. And if Hoffa needed luck for that win, watch OUT
for this Frog in the future.
DARIUS (29-5467) (16-12-1,51) of OPEN HAND challenged PERCY QUIN 24 (82-29478)
(17-40-0,52) of ATTACKO/TCLONES05. Up 1. DARIUS was viciously subdued by PERCY QUIN
24 in a 3 minute Challenge fight. A passing salute to Darius, who's using every tool
to learn and advance. The first fight days on the Isle are never easy.
For the title:
SNAKE OIL SALESMAN (82-49671) (49-54-1,348) of DUNGEON CELL 97 fought DOMINION
(98-2058) (25-29-3,190) of ZOMBIE SQUAD 3. SNAKE OIL SALESMAN vanquished DOMINION in
a popular 3 minute mismatched Title brawl. Good. Dominion is one of many, not that
I'm putting him down, but where else can you get quality snake oil? I'm going to
regret seeing Snake Oil Salesman go.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SNAKE OIL SALESMAN 82-49671 50 54 1 358 DUNGEON CELL 97 (1497) DWES EG
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-WAHOO 26-3916 27 18 1 210 HERE TO PHOENIX (1072) CALEAM
-ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 41 43 1 204 SPARF! (1069) SEAM
-DON KING 47-5374 36 34 3 204 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 46 17 1 199 NOT QUITE (1237) ILLIS
SMOKE 68-5868 44 39 196 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495) FIREHOLD
-GOLDIE 29-4805 31 18 5 190 STREET WALKERS (129) LAPUR
-GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 67 53 189 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
DOMINION 98-2058 25 30 3 184 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498) SYVYN'S HILL
-PHONELESS CORD 54-2018 42 31 183 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
-CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315 24 26 1 182 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-JOE KING 47-2223 35 58 1 176 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
-RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 32 14 1 171 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
-CUJO 11-925 34 40 2 169 KING'S COURT (90) ARUAK CITY
WASTED 20-3085 23 18 3 169 WRATHMEN (799) SEAM
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 49 126 1 167 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
-JACK KNIFE 47-6694 27 13 1 162 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 55 63 1 152 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 38 31 1 150 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
-PUMPING ON STEELE 82-33221 23 31 146 NO RESPECT II (1399) DWES EG
ASSUR 18-7821 35 88 2 144 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
-PORKY PIG 72-5953 27 15 2 137 MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439) DRAGONHEAD
POOP SLINGER 24-4478 21 5 137 LOOK OUT!! (1514) ZORPUNT
KIANA 24-3878 18 11 129 WRATHMEN (805) ZORPUNT
MANIPULATOR 64-3490 45 80 6 120 UNDER DURESS (741) KURUKAR
-ACE OF BASE 47-6905 21 13 119 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
SHARK BAIT 33-7652 28 23 117 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
LEO 52-3869 20 7 102 DARQUE AGES (1438) FRATSFA
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 62 106 1 100 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
HYDROPONICUS 29-4605 23 7 99 BLUNT FORCE (1512) LAPUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-GOSSAMER 98-407 13 14 4 87 PERFECTION QUEST (1204) SYVYN'S HILL
YUFFIE 45-4291 19 9 82 DARQUE FORCES (1425) STORMCROWE
DOMINIC 30-3545 23 19 81 WRATHMEN (727) IAYE
DOMINIC 27-3085 30 18 80 WRATHMEN (807) POINT
-DILL WEED 7-5241 17 12 80 SUGAR AND SPICE (1231) BONSUR
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 16 3 80 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
-DORSAL FINN 42-1662 7 4 1 74 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC (1517) RODEKI
HOFFA 18-9369 27 60 69 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 15 14 4 69 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515) SYVYN'S HILL
-GROUND ZERO 63-2044 25 13 2 68 ARCHERS OF LOAF (835) AMEN-TEI
HAMMERHEAD 35-4129 31 32 2 65 SEA DOGS (1502) MURSKA
HOFFA 18-8478 21 91 1 64 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
PERCY QUIN 24 82-29478 18 40 62 ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (1520) DWES EG
BEAULIEU 41-3057 21 15 58 WRATHMEN (818) KATI-TEI
-CALLOUS COURTNEY 45-4622 16 3 2 53 STREET WALKERS (1507) STORMCROWE
-NUCLEAR HARMONY 17-4599 19 11 3 52 JAZZMATAZZ (602) ALJAFIR
DARIUS 29-5467 16 13 1 49 OPEN HAND (1518) LAPUR
AMPUTATOR FROG 99-3206 9 9 4 38 BLOOD FROG 3 (1511) SOUTH RIDGE
PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL 96-3748 12 3 3 32 ARCANE GREATS FTF (1519) OLD VALAMANTIS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Hydroponicus -- Speaking of baked... -- Baked Convincia
Poop Slinger -- Of course I didn't hang around to make that a fight! Who'd want to?
It's insanitary. Unsanitary? I didn't want to get involved. -- Owain Harlson
Porky Pig -- I was surprised. And pleased. Thanks for losing so spectacularly. --
Huw ap Huw
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DARIUS was viciously subdued by PERCY QUIN 24 in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
AMPUTATOR FROG was luckily beaten by HOFFA in a exciting 3 minute Challenge melee.
SNAKE OIL SALESMAN vanquished DOMINION in a popular 3 minute mismatched Title brawl.
SMOKE subdued WASTED in a 1 minute competition.
HUW AP HUW bested KIANA in a popular 1 minute duel.
ASSUR devastated HYDROPONICUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
SURLY DECKHAND overpowered OWAIN HARLSON in a 1 minute uneven melee.
POOP SLINGER vanquished SHARK BAIT in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
LEO lost to MANIPULATOR in a popular 1 minute fight.
BEAULIEU was overpowered by WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
HAMMERHEAD was overpowered by YUFFIE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DOMINIC viciously subdued HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal conflict.
PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL was demolished by B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
DOMINIC viciously subdued BAKED CONVINCIA in a action packed 2 minute gory fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 8 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 1 - 0 86 |
|BASHING ATTACK 5 SLASHING ATTACK 13 - 6 - 0 68 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 3 - 0 67 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 AIMED BLOW 37 - 28 - 0 57 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 WALL OF STEEL 19 - 19 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 9 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 25 - 27 - 1 48 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 1 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 13 - 0 41 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 21 - 0 32 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 15 - 0 32 |
Turn 582 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 3 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 4 - 4 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 1 2 PARRY-STRIKE
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY SMOKE 68-5868 44 39 0 196 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495)
PARRY-STRIKE DOMINION 98-2058 25 30 3 184 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498)
BASHING ATTACK WASTED 20-3085 23 18 3 169 WRATHMEN (799)
SLASHING ATTACK POOP SLINGER 24-4478 21 5 0 137 LOOK OUT!! (1514)
AIMED BLOW SHARK BAIT 33-7652 28 23 0 117 SEA DOGS (1501)
STRIKING ATTACK OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 62 106 1 100 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
WALL OF STEEL DOMINIC 30-3545 23 19 0 81 WRATHMEN (727)
LUNGING ATTACK AMPUTATOR FROG 99-3206 9 9 4 38 BLOOD FROG 3 (1511)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
The overall popularity leader is HUW AP HUW 35-3030. The most popular warrior this
turn was DARIUS 29-5467. The ten other most popular fighters were AMPUTATOR FROG
99-3206, PERCY QUIN 24 82-29478, DOMINIC 30-3545, SNAKE OIL SALESMAN 82--15865,
DOMINIC 27-3085, POOP SLINGER 24-4478, MANIPULATOR 64-3490, DOMINION 98-2058, HOFFA
18-8478, and HUW AP HUW 35-3030.
The least popular fighter this week was PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL 96-3748. The other ten
least popular fighters were BEAULIEU 41-3057, OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130, HOFFA 18-9369,
HAMMERHEAD 35-4129, SHARK BAIT 33-7652, WASTED 20-3085, YUFFIE 45-4291, LEO 52-3869,
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568, and HYDROPONICUS 29-4605.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
TALCAMA(18) 2 1 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 KURUKAR(64) 1 0 0
SEAM(20) 0 1 0 MURSKA(35) 1 2 0 FIREHOLD(68) 1 0 0
SUNSET(21) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 2 0 0
ZORPUNT(24) 1 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 1 0
POINT(27) 1 0 0 STORMCROWE(45) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 0 2 0
LAPUR(29) 0 2 0 FRATSFA(52) 0 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 1 0
IAYE(30) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ASSUR 18-7821 35 88 2 144 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
WASTED 20-3085 23 18 3 169 WRATHMEN (799) SEAM
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 55 63 1 152 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
POOP SLINGER 24-4478 21 5 0 137 LOOK OUT!! (1514) ZORPUNT
DOMINIC 27-3085 30 18 0 80 WRATHMEN (807) POINT
HYDROPONICUS 29-4605 23 7 0 99 BLUNT FORCE (1512) LAPUR
DOMINIC 30-3545 23 19 0 81 WRATHMEN (727) IAYE
SHARK BAIT 33-7652 28 23 0 117 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 49 126 1 167 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 16 3 0 80 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
BEAULIEU 41-3057 21 15 0 58 WRATHMEN (818) KATI-TEI
YUFFIE 45-4291 19 9 0 82 DARQUE FORCES (1425) STORMCROWE
LEO 52-3869 20 7 0 102 DARQUE AGES (1438) FRATSFA
MANIPULATOR 64-3490 45 80 6 120 UNDER DURESS (741) KURUKAR
SMOKE 68-5868 44 39 0 196 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II (1495) FIREHOLD
SNAKE OIL SALESM 82--15865 50 54 1 358 DUNGEON CELL 97 (1497) DWES EG
PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL 96-3748 12 3 3 32 ARCANE GREATS FTF (1519) OLD VALAMANTIS
DOMINION 98-2058 25 30 3 184 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 (1498) SYVYN'S HILL
AMPUTATOR FROG 99-3206 9 9 4 38 BLOOD FROG 3 (1511) SOUTH RIDGE