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Date : 04/25/2012 Duedate: 05/08/2012
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DM 101 TURN 583
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 TEAM FLOYD 38/690 210 117 2 64.2 HERE TO PHOENIX 26/1072
LOOK OUT!! 24/1514 MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439
BLUNT FORCE 29/1512 NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC 42/1517
ARCANE GREATS FTF 96/1519 5 ZOMBIE SQUAD 5/1524 95 97 0 49.5
2 SEA DOGS 21/1446 665 439 5 60.2 ZOMBIE SQUAD 38/1526
SEA DOGS 33/1501 SERPENTS HOLD 40/1527
SEA DOGS 35/1502 ZOMBIE SQUAD 3 98/1498
DUNGEON CELL 42/1470 ZOMBIE SQUAD II II 68/1495
SHEWISH BUFFET 65/1528 6 INQUISITION 2/1523 63 84 1 42.9
DUNGEON CELL 97 82/1497 ATTACKO/TCLONES05 82/1520
SHEWISH BANQUET 98/1515 LORDS OF DARKNESS 15/1318
3 WRATHMEN 20/799 25 21 1 54.3 INQUISITION CLONES 38/1525
WRATHMEN 24/805 7 ARROGANCE 18/755 504 752 11 40.1
WRATHMEN 27/807 UNDER DURESS 64/741
WRATHMEN 30/727 8 CHILDREN OF 35/1415 758 1267 8 37.4
WRATHMEN 41/818 9-DARQUE AGES 52/1438 16 34 1 32.0
4-SPARF! 20/1069 1160 986 16 54.1 DARQUE FORCES 45/1425
NOT QUITE 59/1237 10-STREET WALKE 29/129 5 11 0 31.2
KING'S COURT 11/90 STREET WALKERS 45/1507
ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 11 BLOOD FROG 99/1511 2 11 0 15.4
PARTY ANIMALS 5/591 BLOOD FROGS 2 98/1510
USELESS TOOLS 54/735 12 OPEN HAND 29/1518 0 6 0 0.0
DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Another week, another spy report. The Split has moved among us, taking away
those with the most promise. Seems unfair, but I suppose it has to be.
The most movement in the rankings occurred as a result of the fight between
Kiana and the Lazy Lookout: Kiana up 34, the Lookout down 29.
Shewish Banquet was most avoided by Open Hand. Probably wise, those Shews have
some strange tastes. Nobody seems to have been most challenged.
We had fourteen fights, which is better than I'd hoped for, what with people
being sucked off to Talahaya. Four challenges, which is way more than I'd expected.
Only one standby. For a place that many gladiators look down on, we're doing well.
PERCY QUIN 24 (82-29478) (18-40-0,62) of ATTACKO/TCLONES05 fought KOLACTAN KABOB
(65-7072) (19-2-3,78) of SHEWISH BUFFET. PERCY QUIN 24 narrowly defeated KOLACTAN
KABOB in a crowd pleasing 3 minute conflict. It was a good kabob, but a little more
pepper wouldn't hurt.
BAKED CONVINCIA (98-2341) (15-14-4,69) of SHEWISH BANQUET fought HOFFA (18-9369)
(27-60-0,69) of ARROGANCE. BAKED CONVINCIA handily defeated HOFFA in an exciting 3
minute one-sided contest. This is, after all, what Hoffa's here for: to be handily
defeated by all and sundry.
RABID TOAD (98-2767) (9-3-4,54) of BLOOD FROGS 2 fought SHOCKING (2-5352) (15-
14-0,59) of INQUISITION SL5. RABID TOAD was overpowered by SHOCKING in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute one-sided match. This whole fight was shocking, if you ask me.
AMPUTATOR FROG (99-3206) (9-9-4,38) of BLOOD FROG 3 fought HOFFA (18-8478) (21-
91-1,64) of ARROGANCE. AMPUTATOR FROG savagely defeated HOFFA in an action packed 3
minute gory match. And, of course, Hoffa can also be savagely defeated, as here.
OWAIN HARLSON (35-3130) (62-106-1,100) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought DOOFUS (30-
437) (21-20-3,90) of WRATHMEN. OWAIN HARLSON vanquished DOOFUS in a 1 minute one-
sided duel. Owain actually looked like he knew what he was doing out there.
Amazing.
SHARK BAIT (33-7652) (28-23-0,117) of SEA DOGS fought HYDROPONICUS (29-4605)
(23-7-0,99) of BLUNT FORCE. SHARK BAIT was vanquished by HYDROPONICUS in a popular 1
minute uneven duel. Hydro was on him like a shark on bait, no doubt.
SCROD BOY (38-4675) (23-26-1,107) of INQUISITION CLONES fought SYSTEM OF A DOWN
(38-4451) (25-11-1,96) of TEAM FLOYD. SCROD BOY was overpowered by SYSTEM OF A DOWN
in a 1 minute uneven melee. Was there home-town rivalry here?
SURLY DECKHAND (21-6568) (55-63-1,152) of SEA DOGS fought SLICK STEPHAN (101-11)
(0-0-0,150) of the Louts Local 101. SURLY DECKHAND bested SLICK STEPHAN in a crowd
pleasing 4 minute bloody match. The one standby fight. Fairly even, as these things
go.
LAZY LOOKOUT (42-4504) (37-31-1,171) of DUNGEON CELL fought KIANA (24-3878) (18-
11-0,129) of WRATHMEN. LAZY LOOKOUT was overpowered by KIANA in a 1 minute
mismatched match. The fight that resulted in the most ranking movements.
The challenges:
DARIUS (29-5467) (16-13-1,49) of OPEN HAND challenged HAMMERHEAD (35-4129) (31-
32-2,65) of SEA DOGS. Up 16. DARIUS was devastated by HAMMERHEAD in a 1 minute one-
sided Challenge contest. I hope the skills were good, Darius? Such boldness
deserves a reward of some kind.
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? (38-4563) (16-3-0,80) of TEAM FLOYD challenged DOMINIC (30-
3545) (23-19-0,81) of WRATHMEN. Up 1. WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? was demolished by DOMINIC
in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. And Dominic didn't know what a Volksie is,
either.
PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL (96-3748) (12-3-3,32) of ARCANE GREATS FTF challenged
BEAULIEU (41-3057) (21-15-0,58) of WRATHMEN. Up 26. PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL was
vanquished by BEAULIEU in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle. Many gladiators like
pastrami.
POOP SLINGER (24-4478) (21-5-0,137) of LOOK OUT!! challenged ASSUR (18-7821)
(35-88-2,144) of ARROGANCE. Up 7. POOP SLINGER bested ASSUR in a crowd pleasing 1
minute Challenge fight. I will forego the obvious plays on words here.
For the title, since the Snake Oil Salesman has slithered off to Talahya:
EM (15-3737) (32-50-0,158) of LORDS OF DARKNESS fought HUW AP HUW (35-3030) (49-
126-1,167) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. EM devastated HUW AP HUW in a 2 minute one-sided
Title duel. Congratulations to Em.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
EM 15-3737 33 50 174 LORDS OF DARKNESS (1318) MALCORN
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-WAHOO 26-3916 27 18 1 210 HERE TO PHOENIX (1072) CALEAM
-ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 41 43 1 204 SPARF! (1069) SEAM
-DON KING 47-5374 36 34 3 204 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
-IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 46 17 1 199 NOT QUITE (1237) ILLIS
-GOLDIE 29-4805 31 18 5 190 STREET WALKERS (129) LAPUR
-PHONELESS CORD 54-2018 42 31 183 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
-CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315 24 26 1 182 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-JOE KING 47-2223 35 58 1 176 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
-RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 32 14 1 171 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
-CUJO 11-925 34 40 2 169 KING'S COURT (90) ARUAK CITY
-WASTED 20-3085 23 18 3 169 WRATHMEN (799) SEAM
KIANA 24-3878 19 11 163 WRATHMEN (805) ZORPUNT
-JACK KNIFE 47-6694 27 13 1 162 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 56 63 1 159 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 49 127 1 153 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 38 31 1 150 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
POOP SLINGER 24-4478 22 5 147 LOOK OUT!! (1514) ZORPUNT
LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504 37 32 1 142 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
ASSUR 18-7821 35 89 2 140 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
-PORKY PIG 72-5953 27 15 2 137 MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439) DRAGONHEAD
HYDROPONICUS 29-4605 24 7 122 BLUNT FORCE (1512) LAPUR
-ACE OF BASE 47-6905 21 13 119 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
SYSTEM OF A DOWN 38-4451 26 11 1 112 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 63 106 1 108 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
SHARK BAIT 33-7652 28 24 102 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DOMINIC 30-3545 24 19 98 WRATHMEN (727) IAYE
SCROD BOY 38-4675 23 27 1 95 INQUISITION CLONES (1525) CLIFFHOME
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PERCY QUIN 24 82-29478 19 40 85 ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (1520) DWES EG
DOOFUS 30-437 21 21 3 83 WRATHMEN (727) IAYE
BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 16 14 4 82 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515) SYVYN'S HILL
-DOMINIC 27-3085 30 18 80 WRATHMEN (807) POINT
HAMMERHEAD 35-4129 32 32 2 74 SEA DOGS (1502) MURSKA
SHOCKING 2-5352 16 14 72 INQUISITION SL5 (1523) NIANIA
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 16 4 71 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
-SCUTTLEBUTT 33-7702 16 2 69 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
KOLACTAN KABOB 65-7072 19 3 3 68 SHEWISH BUFFET (1528) DAL SHANG
BEAULIEU 41-3057 22 15 66 WRATHMEN (818) KATI-TEI
HOFFA 18-9369 27 61 60 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
AMPUTATOR FROG 99-3206 10 9 4 59 BLOOD FROG 3 (1511) SOUTH RIDGE
-CALLOUS COURTNEY 45-4622 16 3 2 53 STREET WALKERS (1507) STORMCROWE
HOFFA 18-8478 21 92 1 46 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
RABID TOAD 98-2767 9 4 4 46 BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510) SYVYN'S HILL
DARIUS 29-5467 16 14 1 43 OPEN HAND (1518) LAPUR
PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL 96-3748 12 4 3 31 ARCANE GREATS FTF (1519) OLD VALAMANTIS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Dominic -- There are two of you? That's not very sporting. I saw our match-up on
the boards and I was mentally prepared to fight Dominic, only to discover that I had
to fight Dominic instead. That completely threw me off my game. -- Baked Convincia
Be glad you weren't in Darkholm, slated to fight one of three separate Hoffas.
I guess the B&G Bouncer likes pastrami.
Probably. He seems to like almost anything.
Huw Ap Huw -- My friends tell me that I made sounds like that the first time I drank
too much ale. Personally, I don't remember, but I guess it must've happened since
they won't stop harassing me about it. -- Kiana
What's a Volksie? -- I give up. What is a Volksie? -- Bequlieu
Hoffa -- I was hoping for better learns, but I'll take whatever I can get. Thanks.
-- Dominic
Baked Convincia -- Uhh... no thank you. I've already eaten. -- Dominic, fearful it
might be one of his neighbors
Smoke -- Don't mind if I do. -- Wasted
Snake Oil Salesman -- You will be missed in your absence, just as, curse you, you
were missed every time we met you on the sands in your presence. -- the Children of
Llyr
Surly Deckhand, and Olaf -- My winning streak is FINE. This was a superficial
setback. -- Owain Harlson
Kiana -- You aren't obliged to answer personal questions from Olaf! I showed you
some of my skills, and that should be enough. -- Huw ap Huw
P.S. Although if you want to come and learn certain interpersonal skills in a
private setting, I could go with that.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
POOP SLINGER bested ASSUR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight.
PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL was vanquished by BEAULIEU in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? was demolished by DOMINIC in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
DARIUS was devastated by HAMMERHEAD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
LAZY LOOKOUT was overpowered by KIANA in a 1 minute mismatched match.
EM devastated HUW AP HUW in a 2 minute one-sided Title duel.
SURLY DECKHAND bested SLICK STEPHAN in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bloody match.
SCROD BOY was overpowered by SYSTEM OF A DOWN in a 1 minute uneven melee.
SHARK BAIT was vanquished by HYDROPONICUS in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
OWAIN HARLSON vanquished DOOFUS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
AMPUTATOR FROG savagely defeated HOFFA in a action packed 3 minute gory match.
RABID TOAD was overpowered by SHOCKING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
BAKED CONVINCIA handily defeated HOFFA in a exciting 3 minute one-sided contest.
PERCY QUIN 24 narrowly defeated KOLACTAN KABOB in a crowd pleasing 3 minute conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 9 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 1 - 0 83 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 SLASHING ATTACK 14 - 5 - 0 74 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 40 - 28 - 0 59 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 4 - 0 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 20 - 17 - 0 54 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 26 - 25 - 1 51 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 11 - 0 42 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 14 - 0 36 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 TOTAL PARRY 9 - 21 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 16 - 0 27 |
Turn 583 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 4 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 3 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 1 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 5 - 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW EM 15-3737 33 50 0 174 LORDS OF DARKNESS (1318)
SLASHING ATTACK KIANA 24-3878 19 11 0 163 WRATHMEN (805)
BASHING ATTACK SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 56 63 1 159 SEA DOGS (1446)
PARRY-STRIKE HUW AP HUW 35-3030 49 127 1 153 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
PARRY-LUNGE LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504 37 32 1 142 DUNGEON CELL (1470)
STRIKING ATTACK OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 63 106 1 108 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
WALL OF STEEL DOMINIC 30-3545 24 19 0 98 WRATHMEN (727)
LUNGING ATTACK DOOFUS 30-437 21 21 3 83 WRATHMEN (727)
TOTAL PARRY HOFFA 18-9369 27 61 0 60 ARROGANCE (755)
The overall popularity leader is HUW AP HUW 35-3030. The most popular warrior this
turn was KOLACTAN KABOB 65-7072. The ten other most popular fighters were AMPUTATOR
FROG 99-3206, SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568, BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341, POOP SLINGER 24-4478,
EM 15-3737, HUW AP HUW 35-3030, SHOCKING 2-5352, ASSUR 18-7821, HAMMERHEAD 35-4129,
and HYDROPONICUS 29-4605.
The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 18-9369. The other ten least popular
fighters were DOOFUS 30-437, LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504, DARIUS 29-5467, WHAT'S A VOLKSIE?
38-4563, RABID TOAD 98-2767, HOFFA 18-8478, SYSTEM OF A DOWN 38-4451, SCROD BOY
38-4675, PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL 96-3748, and OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
NIANIA(2) 1 0 0 IAYE(30) 1 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0
MALCORN(15) 1 0 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 0 3 0 MURSKA(35) 2 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 1 0
SUNSET(21) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 2 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 1 0
ZORPUNT(24) 2 0 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 0 0
LAPUR(29) 1 1 0 RODEKI(42) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SHOCKING 2-5352 16 14 0 72 INQUISITION SL5 (1523) NIANIA
EM 15-3737 33 50 0 174 LORDS OF DARKNESS (1318) MALCORN
ASSUR 18-7821 35 89 2 140 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 56 63 1 159 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
KIANA 24-3878 19 11 0 163 WRATHMEN (805) ZORPUNT
HYDROPONICUS 29-4605 24 7 0 122 BLUNT FORCE (1512) LAPUR
DOMINIC 30-3545 24 19 0 98 WRATHMEN (727) IAYE
SHARK BAIT 33-7652 28 24 0 102 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 49 127 1 153 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
SYSTEM OF A DOWN 38-4451 26 11 1 112 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
BEAULIEU 41-3057 22 15 0 66 WRATHMEN (818) KATI-TEI
LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504 37 32 1 142 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
KOLACTAN KABOB 65-7072 19 3 3 68 SHEWISH BUFFET (1528) DAL SHANG
PERCY QUIN 24 82-29478 19 40 0 85 ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (1520) DWES EG
PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL 96-3748 12 4 3 31 ARCANE GREATS FTF (1519) OLD VALAMANTIS
BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 16 14 4 82 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515) SYVYN'S HILL
AMPUTATOR FROG 99-3206 10 9 4 59 BLOOD FROG 3 (1511) SOUTH RIDGE