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Date   : 05/23/2012    Duedate: 06/05/2012

HOME GUARD ARENA

DM 101    TURN 585

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 TEAM FLOYD 38/690    214  123   2 63.5      PARTY ANIMALS 5/591
    LOOK OUT!! 24/1514                          USELESS TOOLS 54/735
    BLUNT FORCE 29/1512                         DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221
    ARCANE GREATS FTF 96/1519                   HERE TO PHOENIX 26/1072
  2 SEA DOGS 21/1446     671  445   5 60.1      MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439
    SEA DOGS 33/1501                          5-ZOMBIE SQUAD 5/1524   95   97   0 49.5
    SEA DOGS 35/1502                            ZOMBIE SQUAD 38/1526
    DUNGEON CELL 42/1470                        SERPENTS HOLD 40/1527
    SHEWISH BUFFET 65/1528                    6 INQUISITION  2/1523   66   89   1 42.6
    SHEWISH BANQUET 98/1515                     ATTACKO/TCLONES05 82/1520
  3 WRATHMEN 24/805       33   25   2 56.9      LORDS OF DARKNESS 15/1318
    WRATHMEN 27/807                             INQUISITION CLONES 38/1525
    WRATHMEN 30/727                           7 ARROGANCE 18/755     506  756  11 40.1
    WRATHMEN 36/923                           8 CHILDREN OF 35/1415  758 1271   8 37.4
    WRATHMEN 41/818                           9-DARQUE FORC 71/1529   16   35   1 31.4
    WRATHMEN II 71/845                       10 BLOOD FROG  99/1511    3   12   0 20.0
  4 SPARF! 20/1069      1175  992  16 54.2      BLOOD FROGS 2 98/1510
    NOT QUITE 59/1237                        11-OPEN HAND 29/1518      0    6   0  0.0
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                       12 MINIONS OF  21/1522    0    1   0  0.0

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                       Reflections by the Captain of the Guard

     Em, you should know the rules of Home Guard are, if you are the Captain of the
Guard, you are expected to write a column.  It is stuff like that that makes this
place a heck of a lot more interesting than Tallayeehaa! or whatever that big place
on the Isle is called.  Good fight, but you should know many people have lost stuff
in my hair, so I wouldn't recommend attacking there.
     Our beef of the week is not Top Sirloin, Ground Chuck, or even Kobe, but rather
the commission's handling of the freshmen tourney again.  Myself and a bunch of
Crip's other warriors who used to be ADM classed received mini-overviews that said we
could go into the Freshmen tourney, so Crip altered his roster to give some of us a
chance we'll probably never have again.   And then, KaPOW!   After we get to the
tourney, we find out we weren't in the Freshmen class afterall.  The net result of
that was 11 misclassed warriors who combined to go 13-32-0-1, with the best showing
by Rubber Bullet at 3-3.   Hopefully that will never happen again.

Don King
Captain of the Guard
Royal Flush

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Crip, I don't know what happened in the tourney, and my advice is to grumble to
the head office.

     On a more immediate, or at least accessible note:  today's fights.  Twenty-four
of 'em, unfortunately with nine standbys.  The standbys don't need all that work.
Six challenges, and if we'd had more challenges, there might have been fewer standbys
out there.  Let's work on this.
     Most avoided was Lords of Darkness, with Royal Flush avoiding them the most.

     BWIN EVOC (71-1965) (19-14-1,71) of WRATHMEN II fought B&G BOUNCER (101-3) (0-0-
0,30) of the Louts Local 101.  BWIN EVOC was vanquished by B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute
one-sided fray.  This fight caused Bwin to drop most in the rankings, no surprise; he
lost thirty-one points.  Bwin was also least popular with the fans.  I put it all
down to the hangover he brought into the arena.  Never bring a hangover to a fight,
it doesn't help.
     DOMINIC (27-3085) (31-18-0,90) of WRATHMEN fought PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL (96-3748)
(12-5-3,48) of ARCANE GREATS FTF.  DOMINIC demolished PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL in a 1
minute one-sided melee.  On rye bread.
     HOFFA (18-8478) (22-92-1,59) of ARROGANCE fought HAMMERHEAD (35-4129) (32-33-
2,60) of SEA DOGS.  HOFFA was overpowered by HAMMERHEAD in a popular 1 minute gory
uneven fight.  In a way, I'm surprised.  I wouldn't have tought you could defeat a
hoffa by hammering his head.
     WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? (38-4563) (16-5-0,73) of TEAM FLOYD fought BAKED CONVINCIA
(98-2341) (16-15-4,79) of SHEWISH BANQUET.  WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? was overpowered by
BAKED CONVINCIA in a 1 minute uneven fight.  Hmm, does this mean a Volksie is a picky
eater who can't handle Baked Convincia?  They tell me it's especially good with heavy
cream.  But then, most things are especially good with heavy cream.
     BEAULIEU (41-3057) (23-15-0,72) of WRATHMEN fought MEAN SPIRIT (101-5) (0-0-
0,70) of the Louts Local 101.  BEAULIEU was devastated by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute
one-sided bout.  Maybe we should throw a party to help Beaulieu recover from the
devastating meanness?
     SCROD BOY (38-4675) (23-28-1,93) of INQUISITION CLONES fought ARIOCH (21-7423)
(17-8-1,60) of MINIONS OF CHAOS.  SCROD BOY overpowered ARIOCH in an action packed 1
minute uneven fray.  I'd call Scrod Boy a minion of Chaos all by himself.

     DOMINIC (30-3545) (25-19-0,100) of WRATHMEN fought KOLACTAN KABOB (65-7072) (20-
3-3,81) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  DOMINIC was savagely defeated by KOLACTAN KABOB in an
action packed 1 minute fight.  You need sweet-and-sour sauce with the Kabob, Dominic.
     HEARTBREAK (36-4612) (19-3-3,100) of WRATHMEN fought HOFFA (18-9369) (27-62-
0,55) of ARROGANCE.  HEARTBREAK overpowered HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody
mismatched fight.  No surprise here, despite the fact that Hoffa is listed as our
most impervious total parry.
     HYDROPONICUS (29-4605) (24-8-0,118) of BLUNT FORCE fought SHARK BAIT (33-7652)
(29-24-0,106) of SEA DOGS.  HYDROPONICUS beat SHARK BAIT in an exciting 2 minute
brutal match.  Rumor has it that Hydro is allied with a band of sharks.  Or a school
or pod or gaggle or whatever.
     LAZY LOOKOUT (42-4504) (38-32-1,152) of DUNGEON CELL fought ASSUR (18-7821) (35-
90-2,131) of ARROGANCE.  LAZY LOOKOUT was devastated by ASSUR in a popular 1 minute
mismatched brawl.  Despite being the top parry-lunger, Lazy dropped the ball on this
one.  (And inquiring minds wonder why he had a ball out there in the arena in the
first place, but that's a different question.)  Assur had the biggest rise in the
rankings because of this win:  twenty-five points.
     RUBBER BULLET (54-2503) (32-15-1,176) of USELESS TOOLS fought SLICK STEPHAN
(101-11) (0-0-0,150) of the Louts Local 101.  RUBBER BULLET viciously subdued SLICK
STEPHAN in an action packed 3 minute brutal duel.  Good.  Slick needs a little
vicious subduing now and then.  Rubber Bullet is our master of slice and dice, the
top wall of steel.

     JACK KNIFE (47-6694) (28-13-1,173) of ROYAL FLUSH fought SLICK STEPHAN (101-11)
(0-0-0,150) of the Louts Local 101.  JACK KNIFE was viciously subdued by SLICK
STEPHAN in an action packed 7 minute fight.  Oops!  Even though he lost, Jack is the
most popular warrior this turn.
     IMMOVEABLE OBJECT (59-2110) (46-18-1,190) of NOT QUITE fought SHARON SHEW (101-
25) (0-0-0,181) of the Louts Local 101.  IMMOVEABLE OBJECT was demolished by SHARON
SHEW in a 1 minute mismatched match.  More movement might help, Object.  But then
again, more immoveability might help, too.  It's hard to say.
     CATFISH HUNTER (5-3315) (24-26-1,182) of PARTY ANIMALS fought SURLY DECKHAND
(21-6568) (56-64-1,160) of SEA DOGS.  CATFISH HUNTER savagely defeated SURLY DECKHAND
in a 3 minute competition.  Okay, I can go with that.  Catfish is the top parry-
striker today.
     PHONELESS CORD (54-2018) (43-31-0,188) of USELESS TOOLS fought SEVEN-EYED
GOLLYWOG (101-31) (0-0-0,220) of the Louts Local 101.  PHONELESS CORD beat SEVEN-EYED
GOLLYWOG in a 2 minute brutal fight.  Phoneless is Mr. Accuracy, top aimed blow.
     ROWDY YOBBO (20-3429) (42-43-1,207) of SPARF! fought HUNGRY HAROLD (101-29) (0-
0-0,200) of the Louts Local 101.  ROWDY YOBBO vanquished HUNGRY HAROLD in an exciting
1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.  Go, Rowdy!  Top lunger.

The challenges:
     SHOCKING (2-5352) (16-15-0,64) of INQUISITION SL5 challenged AMPUTATOR FROG (99-
3206) (11-9-4,68) of BLOOD FROG 3.  Up 4.  SHOCKING bested AMPUTATOR FROG in a crowd
pleasing 3 minute bloody Challenge match.  Hard on the Frog, but that's the way it
goes in the arena.
     PERCY QUIN 24 (82-29478) (20-40-0,93) of ATTACKO/TCLONES05 challenged POOP
SLINGER (24-4478) (23-5-0,149) of LOOK OUT!!  PERCY QUIN 24 was viciously subdued by
POOP SLINGER in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.  The Slinger was Most Challenged today.
In fact, Zontani says, "You have more than a few enemies in HOME GUARD."  Been a
little careless in where you slung it?
     ACE OF BASE (47-6905) (22-13-0,138) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged HUW AP HUW (35-
3030) (49-128-1,146) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  Up 8.  ACE OF BASE defeated HUW AP HUW in
an exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.  Huw is the overall popularity leader, known
for putting on a good show.
     PORKY PIG (72-5953) (28-15-2,149) of MEAT YOUR MAKER challenged KIANA (24-3878)
(19-12-0,164) of WRATHMEN.  Up 15.  PORKY PIG was vanquished by KIANA in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge brawl.  Kiana, as top slasher, was able to shave the Pig
closely, making philly ham.
     SYSTEM OF A DOWN (38-4451) (26-12-1,112) of TEAM FLOYD challenged OWAIN HARLSON
(35-3130) (63-107-1,113) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  Up 1.  SYSTEM OF A DOWN demolished
OWAIN HARLSON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.  Rise above that, Owain!
     HOCKEY DUCK (39-937) (39-31-1,165) of DUCKS UNLIMITED challenged EM (15-3737)
(33-51-0,177) of LORDS OF DARKNESS.  Up 12.  HOCKEY DUCK slimly won victory over EM
in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight.  The Duck is our top ripper.

For the title:
     Former title-holder DON KING (47-5374) (37-34-3,206) of ROYAL FLUSH fought
NAIHREN (101-27) (0-0-0,240) of the Louts Local 101.  DON KING was overpowered by
NAIHREN in an action packed 1 minute uneven melee.  This is the way to drop out of
the top seat.  Still, Don is our leading striker, so he hasn't lost all fame.
     WAHOO (26-3916) (28-18-1,221) of HERE TO PHOENIX fought HUNGRY HAROLD (101-29)
(0-0-0,200) of the Louts Local 101.  WAHOO vanquished HUNGRY HAROLD in an action
packed 1 minute one-sided Title duel.  Thus bring this leading basher to the top of
the rankings and Captain of the Guard by default.  Congratulations.

                                        Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WAHOO 26-3916                29  18  1  232  HERE TO PHOENIX (1072)     CALEAM

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429          43  43  1  218  SPARF! (1069)              SEAM

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PHONELESS CORD 54-2018       44  31     200  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 DON KING 47-5374             37  35  3  190  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315        25  26  1  184  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUBBER BULLET 54-2503        33  15  1  178  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937           40  31  1  177  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 KIANA 24-3878                20  12     177  WRATHMEN (805)             ZORPUNT
 IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110    46  19  1  175  NOT QUITE (1237)           ILLIS
 EM 15-3737                   33  52     171  LORDS OF DARKNESS (1318)   MALCORN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568       56  65  1  164  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 JACK KNIFE 47-6694           28  14  1  159  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 ASSUR 18-7821                36  90  2  156  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 POOP SLINGER 24-4478         24   5     151  LOOK OUT!! (1514)          ZORPUNT

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ACE OF BASE 47-6905          23  13     148  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 PORKY PIG 72-5953            28  16  2  145  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
 HUW AP HUW 35-3030           49 129  1  140  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504         38  33  1  131  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 HYDROPONICUS 29-4605         25   8     126  BLUNT FORCE (1512)         LAPUR
 SYSTEM OF A DOWN 38-4451     27  12  1  124  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 SHARK BAIT 33-7652           29  25     108  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130        63 108  1  106  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 HEARTBREAK 36-4612           20   3  3  102  WRATHMEN (923)             JHANS
 SCROD BOY 38-4675            24  28  1  101  INQUISITION CLONES (1525)  CLIFFHOME

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KOLACTAN KABOB 65-7072       21   3  3  100  SHEWISH BUFFET (1528)      DAL SHANG
 PERCY QUIN 24 82-29478       20  41     100  ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (1520)   DWES EG
 DOMINIC 27-3085              32  18      93  WRATHMEN (807)             POINT
 BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341      17  15  4   93  SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)     SYVYN'S HILL

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DOMINIC 30-3545              25  20      90  WRATHMEN (727)             IAYE
-DOOFUS 30-437                21  21  3   83  WRATHMEN (727)             IAYE
 SHOCKING 2-5352              17  15      75  INQUISITION SL5 (1523)     NIANIA
 HAMMERHEAD 35-4129           33  33  2   71  SEA DOGS (1502)            MURSKA
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563    16   6      66  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 AMPUTATOR FROG 99-3206       11  10  4   65  BLOOD FROG 3 (1511)        SOUTH RIDGE
 BEAULIEU 41-3057             23  16      61  WRATHMEN (818)             KATI-TEI
 HOFFA 18-9369                27  63      60  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 ARIOCH 21-7423               17   9  1   58  MINIONS OF CHAOS (1522)    SUNSET
 PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL 96-3748   12   6  3   53  ARCANE GREATS FTF (1519)   OLD VALAMANTIS
-DIANGELIQUE 71-3586          15  14      50  DARQUE FORCES V (1529)     KYR'TERR
 HOFFA 18-8478                22  93  1   49  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
-RABID TOAD 98-2767            9   4  4   46  BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510)       SYVYN'S HILL
-DARIUS 29-5467               16  14  1   43  OPEN HAND (1518)           LAPUR
 BWIN EVOC 71-1965            19  15  1   40  WRATHMEN II (845)          KYR'TERR

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Olaf -- You should know better, an Immoveable Object does not leave, nor does it come
back.   It just stays in the same place, win or lose. -- Immoveable Object

Huw ap Huw -- Losing to a duck?  Huw you a P-U! -- Hockey Duck.

Hydroponicus -- Finally, we prove there is a weakness in your fighting style. -- Ace
of Base.

Surly Deckhand --  I thought that the Longsword would hit a little harder than that.
May try my favourite instead next time -- Rowdy Yobbo

Kiana -- I'm honoured to win.  The boss's notes on you said you had a TV, but not
when or where.   Was that Plasma, LED, or 3D?  -- Jack Knife

Jack Knife -- Ooouch... I hate getting hit in the funny bone!  And whomever named it
that sure had a twisted sense of humor, didn't he?! -- Kiana

Pastrami Elemental -- Hmmm... maybe on rye with spicy mustard. -- Dominic

Baked Convincian -- You really shouldn't smoke that stuff.  It slows your reaction
time and makes you dim witted. -- Dominic

Hammerhead -- Well... okay... if you insist.  But I'd much rather try to hammer your
arm. -- Heartbreak

Poop Slinger, and Olaf -- That loss didn't TOUCH my winning streak.  My winning
streak is transcendent.  It rises above mere details like that. -- Owain Harlson

Doofus -- I'd trade you a bunch more skills if you could teach me whatever minor
detail I'm lacking in the skills department. -- Owain Harlson

Hockey Duck -- I made you work for that one, didn't I?  Good fight, I guess, I was
mostly not paying attention. -- Huw ap Huw

Cool to be Overall Popularity Leader.  The freebies and endorsements are good. -- Huw

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HOCKEY DUCK slimly won victory over EM in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight.
SYSTEM OF A DOWN demolished OWAIN HARLSON in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
PORKY PIG was vanquished by KIANA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
ACE OF BASE defeated HUW AP HUW in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
PERCY QUIN 24 was viciously subdued by POOP SLINGER in a 3 minute Challenge brawl.
SHOCKING bested AMPUTATOR FROG in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody Challenge match.
DON KING was overpowered by NAIHREN in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
WAHOO vanquished HUNGRY HAROLD in a action packed 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
ROWDY YOBBO vanquished HUNGRY HAROLD in a exciting 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
PHONELESS CORD beat SEVEN-EYED GOLLYWOG in a 2 minute brutal fight.
CATFISH HUNTER savagely defeated SURLY DECKHAND in a 3 minute competition.
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT was demolished by SHARON SHEW in a 1 minute mismatched match.
JACK KNIFE was viciously subdued by SLICK STEPHAN in a action packed 7 minute fight.
RUBBER BULLET viciously subdued SLICK STEPHAN in a action packed 3 minute brutal duel.
LAZY LOOKOUT was devastated by ASSUR in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
HYDROPONICUS beat SHARK BAIT in a exciting 2 minute brutal match.
HEARTBREAK overpowered HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody mismatched fight.
DOMINIC was savagely defeated by KOLACTAN KABOB in a action packed 1 minute fight.
SCROD BOY overpowered ARIOCH in a action packed 1 minute uneven fray.
BEAULIEU was devastated by MEAN SPIRIT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? was overpowered by BAKED CONVINCIA in a 1 minute uneven fight.
HOFFA was overpowered by HAMMERHEAD in a popular 1 minute gory uneven fight.
DOMINIC demolished PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
BWIN EVOC was vanquished by B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      11         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   1 -  0      83  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         SLASHING ATTACK   21 -   6 -  0      78  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   4 -  0      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         AIMED BLOW        44 -  37 -  0      54  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         LUNGING ATTACK    11 -  10 -  0      52  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         WALL OF STEEL     23 -  21 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK    27 -  29 -  1      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -  13 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         TOTAL PARRY        9 -  19 -  0      32  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  19 -  0      24  |

Turn 585 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         5 -  6         3  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  3         2  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    0 -  3         1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   WAHOO 26-3916              29  18  1  232 HERE TO PHOENIX (1072)
LUNGING ATTACK   ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429        43  43  1  218 SPARF! (1069)
AIMED BLOW       PHONELESS CORD 54-2018     44  31  0  200 USELESS TOOLS (735)
STRIKING ATTACK  DON KING 47-5374           37  35  3  190 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
PARRY-STRIKE     CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315      25  26  1  184 PARTY ANIMALS (591)
WALL OF STEEL    RUBBER BULLET 54-2503      33  15  1  178 USELESS TOOLS (735)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    HOCKEY DUCK 39-937         40  31  1  177 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)
SLASHING ATTACK  KIANA 24-3878              20  12  0  177 WRATHMEN (805)
PARRY-LUNGE      LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504       38  33  1  131 DUNGEON CELL (1470)
TOTAL PARRY      HOFFA 18-9369              27  63  0   60 ARROGANCE (755)

The overall popularity leader is HUW AP HUW 35-3030.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was JACK KNIFE 47-6694.  The ten other most popular fighters were CATFISH HUNTER 
5-3315, POOP SLINGER 24-4478, EM 15-3737, AMPUTATOR FROG 99-3206, SURLY DECKHAND 
21-6568, RUBBER BULLET 54-2503, SHOCKING 2-5352, HYDROPONICUS 29-4605, KOLACTAN KABOB 
65-7072, and HOCKEY DUCK 39-937.

The least popular fighter this week was BWIN EVOC 71-1965.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL 96-3748, WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563, BEAULIEU 
41-3057, PORKY PIG 72-5953, BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341, ARIOCH 21-7423, DOMINIC 30-3545, 
HOFFA 18-9369, LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504, and DON KING 47-5374.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
NIANIA(2)            1  0 0  IAYE(30)             0  1 0  TROCAR(54)           2  0 0  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  1 0  ILLIS(59)            0  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           1  2 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  2 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         0  1 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        2  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           0  2 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          0  1 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          2  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  0 0  
POINT(27)            1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  2 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  
LAPUR(29)            1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHOCKING 2-5352             17  15  0   75  INQUISITION SL5 (1523)     NIANIA
 CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315       25  26  1  184  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS
 EM 15-3737                  33  52  0  171  LORDS OF DARKNESS (1318)   MALCORN
 ASSUR 18-7821               36  90  2  156  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429         43  43  1  218  SPARF! (1069)              SEAM
 SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568      56  65  1  164  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 KIANA 24-3878               20  12  0  177  WRATHMEN (805)             ZORPUNT
 WAHOO 26-3916               29  18  1  232  HERE TO PHOENIX (1072)     CALEAM
 DOMINIC 27-3085             32  18  0   93  WRATHMEN (807)             POINT
 HYDROPONICUS 29-4605        25   8  0  126  BLUNT FORCE (1512)         LAPUR
 DOMINIC 30-3545             25  20  0   90  WRATHMEN (727)             IAYE
 SHARK BAIT 33-7652          29  25  0  108  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 HUW AP HUW 35-3030          49 129  1  140  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 HEARTBREAK 36-4612          20   3  3  102  WRATHMEN (923)             JHANS
 SYSTEM OF A DOWN 38-4451    27  12  1  124  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937          40  31  1  177  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 BEAULIEU 41-3057            23  16  0   61  WRATHMEN (818)             KATI-TEI
 LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504        38  33  1  131  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 DON KING 47-5374            37  35  3  190  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 PHONELESS CORD 54-2018      44  31  0  200  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110   46  19  1  175  NOT QUITE (1237)           ILLIS
 KOLACTAN KABOB 65-7072      21   3  3  100  SHEWISH BUFFET (1528)      DAL SHANG
 BWIN EVOC 71-1965           19  15  1   40  WRATHMEN II (845)          KYR'TERR
 PORKY PIG 72-5953           28  16  2  145  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
 PERCY QUIN 24 82-29478      20  41  0  100  ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (1520)   DWES EG
 PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL 96-3748  12   6  3   53  ARCANE GREATS FTF (1519)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341     17  15  4   93  SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)     SYVYN'S HILL
 AMPUTATOR FROG 99-3206      11  10  4   65  BLOOD FROG 3 (1511)        SOUTH RIDGE