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Date : 07/04/2012 Duedate: 07/17/2012
HOME GUARD ARENA
DM 101 TURN 588
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 TEAM FLOYD 38/690 223 129 2 63.4 5 SPARF! 20/1069 1195 1005 17 54.3
LOOK OUT!! 24/1514 NOT QUITE 59/1237
BLUNT FORCE 29/1512 ROYAL FLUSH 47/146
ARCANE GREATS FTF 96/1519 PARTY ANIMALS 5/591
2 CREAM OF THE 2/589 75 48 0 61.0 USELESS TOOLS 54/735
3 SEA DOGS 21/1446 682 454 5 60.0 DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221
SEA DOGS 33/1501 HERE TO PHOENIX 26/1072
SEA DOGS 35/1502 MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439
DUNGEON CELL 42/1470 6 INQUISITION 2/1523 73 96 1 43.2
SHEWISH BUFFET 65/1528 ATTACKO/TCLONES05 82/1520
SHEWISH BANQUET 98/1515 LORDS OF DARKNESS 15/1318
4 WRATHMEN 20/799 44 36 2 55.0 INQUISITION CLONES 38/1525
WRATHMEN 24/805 7 ARROGANCE 18/755 507 764 11 39.9
WRATHMEN 27/807 8 SAND DANCERS 78/775 761 1276 9 37.4
WRATHMEN 30/727 CHILDREN OF LLYR 35/1415
WRATHMEN 36/923 9 BLOOD FROG 99/1511 5 16 0 23.8
WRATHMEN 41/818 BLOOD FROGS 2 98/1510
WRATHMEN II 71/845 10-MINIONS OF 21/1522 0 2 0 0.0
WRATHMEN VII 71/846 11 PUBLIC ENEM 50/1530 0 1 0 0.0
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty,
and despair! Practice pays for IMMOVEABLE OBJECT, who pummelled WASTED, to pocket 59
points. Win some, lose some. Speaking of which, HEARTBREAK was winsome, after
beating RUBBER BULLET and seeing him lose 24 points. Those who hoped for a new
Duelmaster were disappointed by GOPHER BAROQUE, of CREAM OF THE SLOP, who despite a
67-54-0 couldn't overcome HOME GUARD's Number 1. So who's the team that's been
walking into taverns last week and ordering milk? Sounds like a PR stunt to me.
A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn? And do not the
little birds cry out?' Any ideas? SHARK BAIT found himself challenged by a warrior
25 below: POOP SLINGER. POOP SLINGER of LOOK OUT!! kept its wits as it subdued
SHARK BAIT.
The moving sword slashes, and having slashed, moves on... Oh hard! that to
strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting!
All good things must come to an end. As the seasons change, and the creatures
of the wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave this place. Do not
despair! I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 46 43 1 242 SPARF! (1069) SEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315 28 26 1 211 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WAHOO 26-3916 31 19 1 210 HERE TO PHOENIX (1072) CALEAM
POOP SLINGER 24-4478 27 5 199 LOOK OUT!! (1514) ZORPUNT
JACK KNIFE 47-6694 30 15 1 198 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
PHONELESS CORD 54-2018 46 32 194 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 67 54 189 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504 40 34 1 184 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
EM 15-3737 35 53 183 LORDS OF DARKNESS (1318) MALCORN
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 47 21 2 180 NOT QUITE (1237) ILLIS
SHARK BAIT 33-7652 31 26 180 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 51 130 2 177 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
ACE OF BASE 47-6905 26 13 175 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
KIANA 24-3878 21 14 172 WRATHMEN (805) ZORPUNT
DON KING 47-5374 39 36 3 170 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
ASSUR 18-7821 37 92 2 165 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
LEE LEE LO LEE 38-4653 31 12 2 164 INQUISITION CLONES (1525) CLIFFHOME
HEARTBREAK 36-4612 21 5 3 162 WRATHMEN (923) JHANS
HYDROPONICUS 29-4605 26 10 160 BLUNT FORCE (1512) LAPUR
SYSTEM OF A DOWN 38-4451 28 14 1 154 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 56 68 1 151 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
KOLACTAN KABOB 65-7072 24 3 3 151 SHEWISH BUFFET (1528) DAL SHANG
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 40 34 1 150 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
WASTED 20-3085 23 20 3 149 WRATHMEN (799) SEAM
PORKY PIG 72-5953 29 18 2 144 MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439) DRAGONHEAD
RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 34 17 1 143 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
SCROD BOY 38-4675 25 30 1 127 INQUISITION CLONES (1525) CLIFFHOME
DOMINIC 27-3085 33 20 116 WRATHMEN (807) POINT
BEAULIEU 41-3057 26 16 108 WRATHMEN (818) KATI-TEI
BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 19 16 4 104 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515) SYVYN'S HILL
DOMINIC 30-3545 27 21 102 WRATHMEN (727) IAYE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
FRANCOIS 71-2966 16 7 98 WRATHMEN VII (846) KYR'TERR
PERCY QUIN 24 82-29478 21 42 97 ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (1520) DWES EG
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-YANKEE DOODLE 73-3605 22 20 1 87 WORLDWIDE GORE (913) ERINIKA
SHOCKING 2-5352 19 16 85 INQUISITION SL5 (1523) NIANIA
-RED HOT CHILE PAPA 73-3358 23 14 1 84 WORLDWIDE GORE (913) ERINIKA
RED ALERT 50-139 24 17 81 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL 96-3748 14 7 3 81 ARCANE GREATS FTF (1519) OLD VALAMANTIS
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 64 110 1 79 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
HAMMERHEAD 35-4129 35 34 2 78 SEA DOGS (1502) MURSKA
BWIN EVOC 71-1965 20 17 1 72 WRATHMEN II (845) KYR'TERR
AMPUTATOR FROG 99-3206 13 11 4 70 BLOOD FROG 3 (1511) SOUTH RIDGE
KURTAL DUCK 78-2861 24 29 1 66 SAND DANCERS (775) LIN TIRIAN
STICKY FINGERS 42-4523 21 5 1 65 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
-CROSS CZECH 73-4008 16 14 3 65 WORLDWIDE GORE (913) ERINIKA
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 18 7 61 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
-MONGOL HORDE 73-4001 16 8 4 60 WORLDWIDE GORE (913) ERINIKA
HOFFA 18-9369 27 66 58 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
-APPLE DANISH 73-5247 18 3 1 58 WORLDWIDE GORE (913) ERINIKA
-JOSIE WALES 45-4620 18 1 2 57 STREET WALKERS (1507) STORMCROWE
HOFFA 18-8478 22 96 1 53 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
-ARIOCH 21-7423 17 10 1 51 MINIONS OF CHAOS (1522) SUNSET
RABID TOAD 98-2767 9 7 4 51 BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510) SYVYN'S HILL
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
WASTED 20-3085 23 20 3 WRATHMEN 799 IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 588
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
I was planning to do a proper spy report, but a spark from a firework caught me
on fire and caused a delay. Ah, the dog ate my homework? Anyway, the
Commission would prefer that I get the newsletter to the printer right away, and
I can't write that fast. So... next time, okay? -- Olaf
Hammerhead -- Thanks for letting me begin my ADM career with a win. -- Francois
Hockey Duck -- Thanks for the recognition boost... I guess. -- Kiana
Wahoo -- You are a little too cheerful for me. -- Wasted
Phoneless Cord -- Three skills and a rating! Feel free to call on me anytime. --
Heartbreak.
Don King -- Ever thought of sporting a mohawk? Think about it. -- Dominic
Kolactan Kabob -- That left me looking for my Tums. -- Dominic
Sticky Fingers -- You haven't seen my wallet, have you? It seems to be missing. --
Bwin Evoc
Kurtal Duck -- Learns and a win? That's different. -- Beaulieu
Dominic -- I don't have any skills to spare. -- Owain Harlson
Beaulieu -- A win would be good, but the skills will do, for now. Just remember, I
have the honor of the Ducks to uphold and must advance as rapidly as possible. --
Kurtal Duck
Pastrami Elemental -- Yep, the mustard, but also the garlic. And maybe having 172
fights to your 19. Nah... it can't be that. I'm just great. And my winning streak
is in good shape here today! -- Owain Harlson
Hydroponicus -- Ah, that was a good one. Entertained the crowd, amazing some of the
things they throw onto the sands, isn't it? Plus I won. And Olaf is right (amazing
in itself), another couple of years of nothing but wins, and I'll have a winning
record! And get thrown out of Homeguard, but that's the way it goes, I guess. -- Huw
ap Huw
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
POOP SLINGER devastated SHARK BAIT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
ROWDY YOBBO viciously subdued GOPHER BAROQUE in a action packed 3 minute Title battle.
WAHOO overpowered LEE LEE LO LEE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
HUW AP HUW was overpowered by PHONELESS CORD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CATFISH HUNTER devastated KIANA in a popular 1 minute uneven brawl.
JACK KNIFE devastated SHARON SHEW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory mismatched match.
WASTED was unbelievably slain by IMMOVEABLE OBJECT in a action packed 3 minute melee.
DON KING vanquished SCROD BOY in a action packed 2 minute uneven fight.
ACE OF BASE overpowered SURLY DECKHAND in a action packed 2 minute one-sided fight.
LAZY LOOKOUT overpowered ASSUR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
RUBBER BULLET was viciously subdued by HEARTBREAK in a exciting 2 minute contest.
EM bested SYSTEM OF A DOWN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
HOCKEY DUCK was overcome by HYDROPONICUS in a action packed 4 minute gory fight.
PORKY PIG devastated THEATRE BUM in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven duel.
DOMINIC was devastated by KOLACTAN KABOB in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
PERCY QUIN 24 savagely defeated HOFFA in a exciting 6 minute brutal match.
OWAIN HARLSON was overpowered by FRANCOIS in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
DOMINIC bested RABID TOAD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BEAULIEU vanquished STICKY FINGERS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BAKED CONVINCIA overcame RED ALERT in a action packed 2 minute duel.
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? was unbelievably bested by HAMMERHEAD in a exciting 1 minute bout.
BWIN EVOC was defeated by PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL in a action packed 3 minute fight.
KURTAL DUCK was overpowered by SHOCKING in a 1 minute uneven fight.
AMPUTATOR FROG savagely defeated HOFFA in a exciting 3 minute gruesome bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 12 SLASHING ATTACK 28 - 11 - 0 72 |
|BASHING ATTACK 7 WALL OF STEEL 29 - 16 - 0 64 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 LUNGING ATTACK 16 - 10 - 0 62 |
|WALL OF STEEL 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 4 - 0 50 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 4 - 0 50 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 46 - 50 - 1 48 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 BASHING ATTACK 29 - 33 - 1 47 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-STRIKE 10 - 14 - 1 42 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 18 - 0 31 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 21 - 0 28 |
Turn 588 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 4 4 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 1 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 1 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 3 1 PARRY-STRIKE
AIMED BLOW 7 - 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 4 - 3 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 WALL OF STEEL
1 TOTAL PARRY
1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 46 43 1 242 SPARF! (1069)
PARRY-STRIKE CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315 28 26 1 211 PARTY ANIMALS (591)
BASHING ATTACK WAHOO 26-3916 31 19 1 210 HERE TO PHOENIX (1072)
SLASHING ATTACK POOP SLINGER 24-4478 27 5 0 199 LOOK OUT!! (1514)
WALL OF STEEL JACK KNIFE 47-6694 30 15 1 198 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
AIMED BLOW PHONELESS CORD 54-2018 46 32 0 194 USELESS TOOLS (735)
TOTAL PARRY GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 67 54 0 189 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)
PARRY-LUNGE LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504 40 34 1 184 DUNGEON CELL (1470)
STRIKING ATTACK DON KING 47-5374 39 36 3 170 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
PARRY-RIPOSTE HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 40 34 1 150 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)
The overall popularity leader is HUW AP HUW 35-3030. The most popular warrior this
turn was PERCY QUIN 24 82-29478. The ten other most popular fighters were WASTED
20-3085, ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429, ACE OF BASE 47-6905, AMPUTATOR FROG 99-3206,
HYDROPONICUS 29-4605, BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341, RED ALERT 50-139, DON KING 47-5374,
HEARTBREAK 36-4612, and EM 15-3737.
The least popular fighter this week was KURTAL DUCK 78-2861. The other ten least
popular fighters were STICKY FINGERS 42-4523, HUW AP HUW 35-3030, SHARK BAIT 33-7652,
HOFFA 18-9369, RABID TOAD 98-2767, OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130, DOMINIC 27-3085, RUBBER
BULLET 54-2503, ASSUR 18-7821, and LEE LEE LO LEE 38-4653.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
NIANIA(2) 1 1 0 IAYE(30) 1 0 0 TROCAR(54) 1 1 0
KALTOS(5) 1 0 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 0 1 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 1
MALCORN(15) 1 0 0 MURSKA(35) 1 2 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 0 3 0 JHANS(36) 1 0 0 KYR'TERR(71) 1 1 0
SEAM(20) 1 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 4 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 0
SUNSET(21) 0 1 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 0 1 0
ZORPUNT(24) 1 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 1 0 0
CALEAM(26) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 1 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 0 0
POINT(27) 0 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 3 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 1 0
LAPUR(29) 1 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 67 54 0 189 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315 28 26 1 211 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
EM 15-3737 35 53 0 183 LORDS OF DARKNESS (1318) MALCORN
ASSUR 18-7821 37 92 2 165 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 46 43 1 242 SPARF! (1069) SEAM
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 56 68 1 151 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
POOP SLINGER 24-4478 27 5 0 199 LOOK OUT!! (1514) ZORPUNT
WAHOO 26-3916 31 19 1 210 HERE TO PHOENIX (1072) CALEAM
DOMINIC 27-3085 33 20 0 116 WRATHMEN (807) POINT
HYDROPONICUS 29-4605 26 10 0 160 BLUNT FORCE (1512) LAPUR
DOMINIC 30-3545 27 21 0 102 WRATHMEN (727) IAYE
SHARK BAIT 33-7652 31 26 0 180 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 51 130 2 177 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
HEARTBREAK 36-4612 21 5 3 162 WRATHMEN (923) JHANS
LEE LEE LO LEE 38-4653 31 12 2 164 INQUISITION CLONES (1525) CLIFFHOME
HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 40 34 1 150 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
BEAULIEU 41-3057 26 16 0 108 WRATHMEN (818) KATI-TEI
LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504 40 34 1 184 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
JACK KNIFE 47-6694 30 15 1 198 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
RED ALERT 50-139 24 17 0 81 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
PHONELESS CORD 54-2018 46 32 0 194 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 47 21 2 180 NOT QUITE (1237) ILLIS
KOLACTAN KABOB 65-7072 24 3 3 151 SHEWISH BUFFET (1528) DAL SHANG
FRANCOIS 71-2966 16 7 0 98 WRATHMEN VII (846) KYR'TERR
PORKY PIG 72-5953 29 18 2 144 MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439) DRAGONHEAD
KURTAL DUCK 78-2861 24 29 1 66 SAND DANCERS (775) LIN TIRIAN
PERCY QUIN 24 82-29478 21 42 0 97 ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (1520) DWES EG
PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL 96-3748 14 7 3 81 ARCANE GREATS FTF (1519) OLD VALAMANTIS
BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 19 16 4 104 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515) SYVYN'S HILL
AMPUTATOR FROG 99-3206 13 11 4 70 BLOOD FROG 3 (1511) SOUTH RIDGE