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Date   : 08/01/2012    Duedate: 08/14/2012

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DM 101    TURN 590

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 TEAM FLOYD 38/690    227  135   2 62.7      WRATHMEN 24/805
    LOOK OUT!! 24/1514                          WRATHMEN 27/807
    BLUNT FORCE 29/1512                         WRATHMEN 30/727
    COLLEGE RADIO 3 82/1535                     WRATHMEN 36/923
    ARCANE GREATS FTF 96/1519                   WRATHMEN 41/818
  2-CREAM OF THE  2/589   75   48   0 61.0      WRATHMEN II 71/845
  3 SEA DOGS 21/1446     688  460   5 59.9      WRATHMEN VII 71/846
    SEA DOGS 33/1501                          6 GLADIATOR 99/1533     80   69   1 53.7
    SEA DOGS 35/1502                            PHONOPHONIC 98/1531
    DUNGEON CELL 42/1470                      7 INQUISITION  2/1523   78   97   1 44.6
    SHEWISH BUFFET 65/1528                      LAME ALLIANCES 74/1294
    SHEWISH BANQUET 98/1515                     ATTACKO/TCLONES05 82/1520
  4-SPARF! 20/1069      1204 1010  17 54.4      LORDS OF DARKNESS 15/1318
    NOT QUITE 59/1237                           INQUISITION CLONES 38/1525
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                        8 PUBLIC ENEM 50/1530    2    3   0 40.0
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/591                       9 ARROGANCE 18/755     509  768  11 39.9
    USELESS TOOLS 54/735                     10 SAND DANCERS 78/775  762 1281   9 37.3
    WORLDWIDE GORE 73/913                       CHILDREN OF LLYR 35/1415
    DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221                  11 TREKKERS 29/1534      29   55   3 34.5
    HERE TO PHOENIX 26/1072                  12 BLOOD FROG  99/1511    5   18   0 21.7
    MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439                     BLOOD FROGS 2 98/1510
  5 WRATHMEN 20/799       45   38   2 54.2

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

                        6 Months Ago -- The Eastern Deserts

     The battlefield was shrouded in darkness, save for the torches carried by a 
number of the soldiers and several magical orbs of light, which circled above lazily 
at the command of the wizards.  The engagement had been a short one, as three huge, 
lumbering Phase Dragons burst from the nearby caverns and ran straight into the fully 
prepared army.  The archers took a savage toll on the beasts before the elite 
gladiators charged in to finish the fray.  As the soldiers cleared the massive bodies 
from the cavern mouth a small group of hooded men gathered a short distance away.
     "There is no question about it.  These are creatures from the Kaikwok Gate." 
said Rillion, thoughtfully stroking his short beard. "I just don't understand how 
they are accessing our world again despite the gate being completely sealed."
     Alongside the mage, the manager known as The Greek Guy sharpened a gleaming 
battle axe.  "The Dark One said something about a rift or tear.  I'm not really up on 
Gate Metaphysics, Rill.  All I know is they're here and they shouldn't be."
     "Managerr said they wouldn't be gone long." Added Rascally Rabbit, looking far 
more sinister than his manager name implied, "and that we needed to hold this area 
until they got back.  So that's what we need to do."
     One of the scouts shouted a brief warning and the soldiers assumed battle 
formation once more.  The three arena managers stepped back behind a shield thrown up 
by Rillion and prepared for a second engagement.  Within a moment, a snarling wave of 
Jaguar warriors erupted from the cavern, pouring out toward the soldiers.
     The Greek Guy took the point and motioned to the troops.  "Move to engage!  Form 
up!  Initiate Shield Wall!  Archers, volley fire!"
     A cloud of enchanted arrows hissed into the night, and then descended to shower 
death upon the charging Jaguar warriors.  Scores of the beast men went down under the 
fire but it was just a small fraction of their overall numbers.  Within a moment the 
first ranks of the jaguars leapt upon the prepared troops, tearing and rending with 
their razor sharp talons and fangs.  Despite the massive numbers, the shield wall 
held, and the gate beasts seemed to be taking the worst of the exchange.  After a 
moment, however, the Jaguar Warriors found some holes in the ranks and burst through, 
creating havoc amongst the defenders.
     "Second line-- advance!  First line-- fall back!"
     The first defensive line fell back in an organized retreat, while a second wave 
of defenders moved up.  Within a moment, they formed up to from a second defensive 
line, while those formerly in the front line moved back to regroup.  At the same 
time, another wave of arrows showered from the sky and cut down the confused Jaguar 
Warriors.
     "We learned a lot from the first Gate incursion." Rillion commented to RR.  "The 
Jaguar Warriors can be a terror one on one, but they don't fight well in organized 
battles.  Those enchanted arrows help a lot, too.  One shot, one kill."
     Despite the confident words, the Jaguars were inflicting a savage toll on the 
soldiers.  It was true, that the majority of the troops were gladiators and former 
gladiators who were now protected by immortality magic, but still if they were 
consumed by the Gate monsters, there would be no return.  As the battle raged, it 
became clear that there were too many Jaguar warriors for the small army to defeat.  
Rillion flicked his staff and sent a fireball into the Jaguar's flank.  It erupted 
into a flaming explosion of heat and pressure, sending scores of the beast men 
flying.  As he did so, the Rabbit gathered a nearby troop and rushed to cut off a 
Jaguar offensive.
     The Greek Guy motioned for the trumpeters to sound the retreat.  "Back up the 
hill!  Form defensive units.  Skirmishers forward to slow the advance."
     "This is not going well." Rillion commented as he blasted away a row of Jaguars 
with a bolt of lightning.
     As he prepared a second bolt, he noticed a large vortex opening nearby.  A 
travelling Gate was being opened.  Which meant either more Jaguars, or...?
     A second small army of heavily armored gladiator-soldiers appeared.  At their 
head rode Managerr, on a white stallion, and the Dark One, on his black gelding.  
They motioned and their warriors charged into the Jaguar Warriors flank.  The numbers 
now more even, the first army charged down the hill.  Within minutes the Jaguar 
forces were destroyed.  Only a handful survived to flee back into the cavern.
     "Good timing."  Rascally Rabbit chuckled, his eyebrow arched, "You couldn't have 
arrived just a touch sooner?"
     "It took us a while to scout out the ruins of our old training grounds on the 
other side of the Kaikwok Gate." Managerr responded, "We stopped by to gather the 
second division, as we thought we might need the manpower.  Apparently we were right.  
The other side of the old Gate is completely empty.  They are all gone."
     "Gone?  There were millions of beings on that world.  You're telling me that 
they're all gone?"
     The Dark One waved his staff and a vision of the Kaikwok Gate world appeared.  
It was decimated.  Forests burned and blasted, temples shattered, riverbeds and lakes 
dried up and shriveled.  "As he said.  All gone.  We detected residual magic.  Gate 
magic.  I am not certain if it was left from an invader that came, exterminated that 
world and enslaved what was left of the population or possibly the denizens of that 
world developed Gate travel on its own and departed a dying world.  We have no way of 
knowing which is the case."
     The Greek Guy received a message from one of the army runners, read it quickly 
and motioned to his fellows.  "The engineers are ready."
     He motioned to a figure high up on the cliffside above the cave.  In a moment, a 
thunderous explosion shook the ground.  Instantly a shower of boulders, shards of 
stone and dirt rained down, burying the cavern opening under half the mountainside.
     Rillion nodded.  "That will do for this Gate access, but I expect there will be 
more."

           Three Months Ago -- The Dark Citadel -- Isle of of the Eye

     The Brotherhood of the Blade sat around the titanic obsidian table where they 
often planned and plotted together.  This occasion was more serious, however, than 
their usual debates over gladiatorial tactics and battle plans.  They were instead 
embroiled in a lengthy discourse regarding the ongoing Gate incursions that had been 
detected.
     "Sheila and her mage council can't figure out how to stop it." Managerr noted.
     "Sheila?"  The Greek Guy chuckled, "First name basis now, are we?"
     Managerr smirked at him.  "They can close the Gate opening when they find it, 
but then another one opens somewhere else within a few days.  At some point they are 
going to get access in a remote area and we won't find it in time.  If they can move 
in a large force, it will be next to impossible to beat them back and close the 
access.  It will be a mess."
     "And we still have no idea who is behind this and what's going on." Rillion 
added.
     "What we do know is that we don't have enough days in the week to keep running 
around closing gates and fighting battles.  We're shorthanded.  Zalgor's missing in 
action and Caesar is off-world fighting wars of his own.  Without their forces it's 
even worse."  Rascally Rabbit shuffled through his roster.  "I've lost 15% of my 
personal troops and I know you all have suffered losses as well."
     Managerr agreed.  "We're definitely short on members.  Mad Max and Tig Toad are 
retired.  With Zalgor inactive and Caesar battling Picts or whatnot, we are at five 
members.  Just barely enough in normal times and way short in these times."
     "We need to recruit some new members." The Greek Guy stated.  "We have a 
tournament coming up and can talk to some managers there.  We need to find those who 
are like-minded and who would get along with the rest of us, which is not always 
easy."
     "Agreed." said the Dark One from beneath his cowl, "We can then announce our new 
members.  We need more men and more troops.  I think we all have some candidates in 
mind.  First, they must have no other allegiances.  Second, they must have the 
martial knowledge we expect from our members.  And, the Greek Guy mentioned, they 
have to be able to deal with us."

                        Present Day -- the Isle of the Eye
     One of the arena scribes rushed into the GC headquarters.  "We need 100 runners 
to travel to every city in the land.  We're being paid 1,000 gold sovereigns to get 
the news out!"
     "What news?"
     "The Brotherhood of the Blade is expanding!!  Here is the announcement!"
              *****                   *****                   *****
     Hear Ye!  Hear Ye!  The Brotherhood of the Blade has chosen to add the following 
new members to our ranks.  Effective immediately, the following managers have been 
offered and have accepted membership to the Brotherhood:
     Bubbaganoosh
     Grimm
     Khisanth

May their successes be great and their victories many under our banner!

     Officially -- Managerr -- Grand High Moose of the Brotrotherhood of the Blade

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Oh, for the cat's sake!  No challenges?  Were you all asleep?  Aaaah!  Still, we
had fights, so we do a spy report.  And quickly, because the Hands are promised
elsewhere almost immediately.
     Major point movements:  System of a Down up thirty-six.  Shark Bait down twenty-
nine.  Same fight.
     No challenges that went through, plenty of avoids, but none of them dominating
the field.
     Fifteen fights, no standbys, which is actually pretty good.  I'd like to see
Andorak match that!

     SULU (29-5705) (23-12-0,81) of TREKKERS fought HOFFA (18-8478) (23-96-1,85) of
ARROGANCE.  SULU vanquished HOFFA in a 1 minute mismatched bout.  Everybody
vanquishes Hoffa.
     PRADUS (99-3707) (7-3-4,28) of GLADIATOR fought THRESHPACK (50-138) (26-15-0,70)
of PUBLIC ENEMY.  PRADUS bested THRESHPACK in a crowd pleasing 6 minute gory
mismatched bout.  A good beginning for a bloodgamer.
     OWAIN HARLSON (35-3130) (64-111-1,78) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought PASTRAMI
ELEMENTAL (96-3748) (14-8-3,78) of ARCANE GREATS FTF.  OWAIN HARLSON bested PASTRAMI
ELEMENTAL in an exciting 2 minute battle.  Ah, the winning streak!
     WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? (38-4563) (18-8-0,52) of TEAM FLOYD fought AMPUTATOR FROG (99-
3206) (13-12-4,62) of BLOOD FROG 3.  WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? demolished AMPUTATOR FROG in a
1 minute mismatched competition.  We still don't know what a Volksie is, but it
doesn't seem to like frogs.
     PERCY QUIN 24 (82-29478) (21-42-0,97) of ATTACKO/TCLONES05 fought HAMMERHEAD
(35-4129) (35-35-2,62) of SEA DOGS.  PERCY QUIN 24 slimly won victory over HAMMERHEAD
in a popular 2 minute brutal bout.  So is Percy a worm that's turned?

     RED ALERT (50-139) (25-17-0,91) of PUBLIC ENEMY fought KURTAL DUCK (78-2861)
(24-30-1,57) of SAND DANCERS.  RED ALERT overpowered KURTAL DUCK in a 1 minute one-
sided fight.  This is not a successful Duck.
     FONZ (74-3332) (18-7-1,96) of LAME ALLIANCES fought HOFFA (18-9369) (28-66-0,71)
of ARROGANCE.  FONZ viciously subdued HOFFA in an action packed 1 minute gruesome
fight.  As noted above, everyone defeats Hoffa.  It's a rite of initiation or
something.
     BAKED CONVINCIA (98-2341) (20-16-4,147) of SHEWISH BANQUET fought SCROD BOY (38-
4675) (25-30-1,127) of INQUISITION CLONES.  BAKED CONVINCIA was viciously subdued by
SCROD BOY in an action packed 2 minute melee.  He was hungry, okay?
     SHARK BAIT (33-7652) (31-27-0,166) of SEA DOGS fought SYSTEM OF A DOWN (38-4451)
(28-15-1,120) of TEAM FLOYD.  SHARK BAIT was overpowered by SYSTEM OF A DOWN in a
popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.  The fight that led to major point movements, and
you can see why.
     HYDROPONICUS (29-4605) (26-11-0,163) of BLUNT FORCE fought DOMINIC (30-3545)
(27-21-0,102) of WRATHMEN.  HYDROPONICUS vanquished DOMINIC in a 1 minute mismatched
fight.  Not a surprise, when you look at the numbers.

     KIANA (24-3878) (21-14-0,172) of WRATHMEN fought LEE LEE LO LEE (38-4653) (31-
12-2,164) of INQUISITION CLONES.  KIANA demolished LEE LEE LO LEE in a 1 minute
mismatched competition.  A load of wrath out there.
     SURLY DECKHAND (21-6568) (57-68-1,161) of SEA DOGS fought BEAULIEU (41-3057)
(26-16-0,108) of WRATHMEN.  SURLY DECKHAND devastated BEAULIEU in a 1 minute one-
sided fight.  Your mother ever tell you, "don't frown all the time, or your face will
freeze that way"?  That's what happened to Surly.
     ASSUR (18-7821) (37-93-2,175) of ARROGANCE fought KOLACTAN KABOB (65-7072) (25-
3-3,166) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  ASSUR was overpowered by KOLACTAN KABOB in a 1 minute
mismatched duel.  Should we change Assur's name to Hoffa?
     LAZY LOOKOUT (42-4504) (40-35-1,187) of DUNGEON CELL fought HUW AP HUW (35-3030)
(51-131-2,180) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  LAZY LOOKOUT subdued HUW AP HUW in an exciting 4
minute melee.  I'm a little surprised Lazy kept going that long.

For the title:
     EM (15-3737) (36-53-0,207) of LORDS OF DARKNESS fought POOP SLINGER (24-4478)
(28-5-0,201) of LOOK OUT!!  EM viciously subdued POOP SLINGER in a crowd pleasing 2
minute gruesome Title fight.  Saved from a dubious fate!  Good going, Em.

                                        Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EM 15-3737                   37  53     227  LORDS OF DARKNESS (1318)   MALCORN

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-WAHOO 26-3916                32  19  1  219  HERE TO PHOENIX (1072)     CALEAM

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-PHONELESS CORD 54-2018       47  32     202  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-JACK KNIFE 47-6694           31  15  1  200  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 POOP SLINGER 24-4478         28   6     196  LOOK OUT!! (1514)          ZORPUNT
-IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110    48  21  2  193  NOT QUITE (1237)           ILLIS
 LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504         41  35  1  193  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 KIANA 24-3878                22  14     191  WRATHMEN (805)             ZORPUNT
-CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315        28  27  1  190  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS
-GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359        67  54     189  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
-DON KING 47-5374             40  36  3  189  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
-ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429          46  44  1  182  SPARF! (1069)              SEAM
 KOLACTAN KABOB 65-7072       26   3  3  181  SHEWISH BUFFET (1528)      DAL SHANG

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HUW AP HUW 35-3030           51 132  2  180  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
-ACE OF BASE 47-6905          26  14     176  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 ASSUR 18-7821                37  94  2  166  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 HYDROPONICUS 29-4605         27  11     165  BLUNT FORCE (1512)         LAPUR
 SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568       58  68  1  164  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
-HEARTBREAK 36-4612           21   5  3  162  WRATHMEN (923)             JHANS
 LEE LEE LO LEE 38-4653       31  13  2  158  INQUISITION CLONES (1525)  CLIFFHOME
 SYSTEM OF A DOWN 38-4451     29  15  1  156  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
-HOCKEY DUCK 39-937           41  34  1  152  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-WASTED 20-3085               23  20  3  149  WRATHMEN (799)             SEAM
-RUBBER BULLET 54-2503        34  18  1  147  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 SCROD BOY 38-4675            26  30  1  147  INQUISITION CLONES (1525)  CLIFFHOME
-PORKY PIG 72-5953            29  19  2  144  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
 SHARK BAIT 33-7652           31  28     137  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341      20  17  4  133  SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)     SYVYN'S HILL
-DOMINIC 27-3085              33  20     116  WRATHMEN (807)             POINT
 DOMINIC 30-3545              27  22     111  WRATHMEN (727)             IAYE
 BEAULIEU 41-3057             26  17     111  WRATHMEN (818)             KATI-TEI

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PERCY QUIN 24 82-29478       22  42      99  ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (1520)   DWES EG
 FONZ 74-3332                 19   7  1   98  LAME ALLIANCES (1294)      DAYLA KIV
-FRANCOIS 71-2966             16   7      98  WRATHMEN VII (846)         KYR'TERR
 RED ALERT 50-139             26  17      93  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 SULU 29-5705                 24  12      93  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130        65 111  1   89  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
-RED HOT CHILE PAPA 73-3358   24  14  1   89  WORLDWIDE GORE (913)       ERINIKA
-SHOCKING 2-5352              19  16      85  INQUISITION SL5 (1523)     NIANIA
-CROSS CZECH 73-4008          17  14  3   83  WORLDWIDE GORE (913)       ERINIKA
-MONGOL HORDE 73-4001         17   8  4   78  WORLDWIDE GORE (913)       ERINIKA
 HOFFA 18-8478                23  97  1   76  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 HOFFA 18-9369                28  67      75  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL 96-3748   14   9  3   74  ARCANE GREATS FTF (1519)   OLD VALAMANTIS
-BWIN EVOC 71-1965            20  17  1   72  WRATHMEN II (845)          KYR'TERR
 HAMMERHEAD 35-4129           35  36  2   69  SEA DOGS (1502)            MURSKA
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563    19   8      68  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
-STICKY FINGERS 42-4523       21   5  1   65  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 PRADUS 99-3707                8   3  4   61  GLADIATOR (1533)           SOUTH RIDGE
 KURTAL DUCK 78-2861          24  31  1   58  SAND DANCERS (775)         LIN TIRIAN
-CELESTIAL ROSE 45-4240       16   1  2   51  DARQUE FORCES (1425)       STORMCROWE
-RABID TOAD 98-2767            9   7  4   51  BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510)       SYVYN'S HILL
 AMPUTATOR FROG 99-3206       13  13  4   50  BLOOD FROG 3 (1511)        SOUTH RIDGE
 THRESHPACK 50-138            26  16      48  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
-RAPUNZEL 71-3585             19  14      47  DARQUE FORCES V (1529)     KYR'TERR
-GIZZARD 82-32997             11   7      40  COLLEGE RADIO 3 (1535)     DWES EG
-BLACKBERRY 98-3339            8   2  5   31  PHONOPHONIC (1531)         SYVYN'S HILL

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-RUPTURE 99-3463               8   2  4   30  BLOOD GANG (1532)          SOUTH RIDGE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Immoveable Object -- Quite frankly, I'm just too lazy to move you. -- Lazy Lookout

Jack Knife -- Well, okay, so "maxed" doesn't mean "suddenly masterful."  Sue me.  I
choose to think of that as a good fight, because I made you WORK for that win. -- Huw
ap Huw

Human spirits are VERY Mean.  We Ducks are more graceful, but also, Duck Spirits have
better sense than to fight in the arena. -- Kurtal Duck

Red Hot Chile Papa -- I forgot to bring the sour cream.  Next time, I'll be ready. --
Owain Harlson

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

EM viciously subdued POOP SLINGER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gruesome Title fight.
LAZY LOOKOUT subdued HUW AP HUW in a exciting 4 minute melee.
ASSUR was overpowered by KOLACTAN KABOB in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
SURLY DECKHAND devastated BEAULIEU in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
KIANA demolished LEE LEE LO LEE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
HYDROPONICUS vanquished DOMINIC in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SHARK BAIT was overpowered by SYSTEM OF A DOWN in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BAKED CONVINCIA was viciously subdued by SCROD BOY in a action packed 2 minute melee.
FONZ viciously subdued HOFFA in a action packed 1 minute gruesome fight.
RED ALERT overpowered KURTAL DUCK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PERCY QUIN 24 slimly won victory over HAMMERHEAD in a popular 2 minute brutal bout.
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? demolished AMPUTATOR FROG in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
OWAIN HARLSON bested PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL in a exciting 2 minute battle.
PRADUS bested THRESHPACK in a crowd pleasing 6 minute gory mismatched bout.
SULU vanquished HOFFA in a 1 minute mismatched bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       9         SLASHING ATTACK   31 -  12 -  0      72  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         LUNGING ATTACK    17 -  10 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         WALL OF STEEL     24 -  18 -  0      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        47 -  48 -  1      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK    26 -  32 -  1      45  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -  13 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  20 -  0      31  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         TOTAL PARRY        6 -  17 -  0      26  |

Turn 590 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         7 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  3         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       EM 15-3737                 37  53  0  227 LORDS OF DARKNESS (1318)
SLASHING ATTACK  POOP SLINGER 24-4478       28   6  0  196 LOOK OUT!! (1514)
PARRY-LUNGE      LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504       41  35  1  193 DUNGEON CELL (1470)
LUNGING ATTACK   KOLACTAN KABOB 65-7072     26   3  3  181 SHEWISH BUFFET (1528)
PARRY-STRIKE     HUW AP HUW 35-3030         51 132  2  180 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
BASHING ATTACK   ASSUR 18-7821              37  94  2  166 ARROGANCE (755)
STRIKING ATTACK  LEE LEE LO LEE 38-4653     31  13  2  158 INQUISITION CLONES (1525)
WALL OF STEEL    BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341    20  17  4  133 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)
TOTAL PARRY      HOFFA 18-8478              23  97  1   76 ARROGANCE (755)

The overall popularity leader is HUW AP HUW 35-3030.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was THRESHPACK 50-138.  The ten other most popular fighters were LAZY LOOKOUT 
42-4504, PERCY QUIN 24 82-29478, HAMMERHEAD 35-4129, EM 15-3737, HUW AP HUW 35-3030, 
SCROD BOY 38-4675, OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130, PRADUS 99-3707, POOP SLINGER 24-4478, and 
SYSTEM OF A DOWN 38-4451.

The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 18-8478.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were AMPUTATOR FROG 99-3206, KURTAL DUCK 78-2861, DOMINIC 30-3545, LEE LEE 
LO LEE 38-4653, BEAULIEU 41-3057, HOFFA 18-9369, SHARK BAIT 33-7652, ASSUR 18-7821, 
SULU 29-5705, and WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MALCORN(15)          1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           1  2 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          0  3 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        3  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          1  0 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
LAPUR(29)            2  0 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  1 0  
IAYE(30)             0  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  1 0  
NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EM 15-3737                  37  53  0  227  LORDS OF DARKNESS (1318)   MALCORN
 ASSUR 18-7821               37  94  2  166  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568      58  68  1  164  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 POOP SLINGER 24-4478        28   6  0  196  LOOK OUT!! (1514)          ZORPUNT
 HYDROPONICUS 29-4605        27  11  0  165  BLUNT FORCE (1512)         LAPUR
 DOMINIC 30-3545             27  22  0  111  WRATHMEN (727)             IAYE
 SHARK BAIT 33-7652          31  28  0  137  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 HUW AP HUW 35-3030          51 132  2  180  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 LEE LEE LO LEE 38-4653      31  13  2  158  INQUISITION CLONES (1525)  CLIFFHOME
 BEAULIEU 41-3057            26  17  0  111  WRATHMEN (818)             KATI-TEI
 LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504        41  35  1  193  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 RED ALERT 50-139            26  17  0   93  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 KOLACTAN KABOB 65-7072      26   3  3  181  SHEWISH BUFFET (1528)      DAL SHANG
 FONZ 74-3332                19   7  1   98  LAME ALLIANCES (1294)      DAYLA KIV
 KURTAL DUCK 78-2861         24  31  1   58  SAND DANCERS (775)         LIN TIRIAN
 PERCY QUIN 24 82-29478      22  42  0   99  ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (1520)   DWES EG
 PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL 96-3748  14   9  3   74  ARCANE GREATS FTF (1519)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341     20  17  4  133  SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)     SYVYN'S HILL
 PRADUS 99-3707               8   3  4   61  GLADIATOR (1533)           SOUTH RIDGE