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Date   : 08/15/2012    Duedate: 08/28/2012

HOME GUARD ARENA

DM 101    TURN 591

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 TEAM FLOYD 38/690    231  136   2 62.9      PHONOPHONIC 98/1531
    LOOK OUT!! 24/1514                        5 WRATHMEN 20/799       48   43   2 52.7
    BLUNT FORCE 29/1512                         WRATHMEN 24/805
    COLLEGE RADIO 3 82/1535                     WRATHMEN 27/807
    ARCANE GREATS FTF 96/1519                   WRATHMEN 30/727
  2 SEA DOGS 21/1446     692  463   5 59.9      WRATHMEN 36/923
    SEA DOGS 33/1501                            WRATHMEN 41/818
    SEA DOGS 35/1502                            WRATHMEN II 71/845
    DUNGEON CELL 42/1470                        WRATHMEN VII 71/846
    SHEWISH BUFFET 65/1528                      WRATHMEN DM 20 11/1536
    SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537                    6 LAME ALLIAN 74/1294   78   98   1 44.3
    SHEWISH BANQUET 98/1515                     ATTACKO/TCLONES05 82/1520
  3 SPARF! 20/1069      1213 1015  17 54.4      LORDS OF DARKNESS 15/1318
    NOT QUITE 59/1237                           INQUISITION CLONES 38/1525
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                        7 ARROGANCE 18/755     509  771  11 39.8
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/591                       8 SAND DANCERS 78/775  763 1283   9 37.3
    USELESS TOOLS 54/735                        CHILDREN OF LLYR 35/1415
    WORLDWIDE GORE 73/913                     9 TREKKERS 29/1534      30   55   3 35.3
    DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221                  10 PUBLIC ENEM 50/1530    2    5   0 28.6
    HERE TO PHOENIX 26/1072                  11 BLOOD FROG  99/1511    6   18   0 25.0
    MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439                  12 BLOOD GANG 99/1532     1    0   0  100
  4 GLADIATOR 99/1533     80   71   1 53.0

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                       Reflections by the Captain of the Guard

     Em laid down and closed her eyes.  The day had been long and her muscles were
sore from exertion in the arena.  Though she had been victorious in combat, the cost
to her body overwhelmed any sense of accomplishment.  As she drifted into ether of
slumber she again was gripped by the images that ruled her sleeping mindscape.
     The warriors were assembled in a great hall.  They were all adorned in the
finest of armors.  Silvers and golds shone brightly with reflected light from the
setting sun peeking through the giant stained glass windows.  Overhead massive
chandeliers hung from thick chains attached to the ceiling some 40 feet overhead.
The rows of warriors stood at attention and snapped a salute in unison as a small
robed figure entered the hall and ascended its dais.
     "My companions.  My legion of heroes.  My Champions of the Arena.  My thanks and
the thanks of all in this land cannot begin to acknowledge the sacrifices you have
made.  To you we owe all.  But my light wans and the time of ascension is upon us."
     A murmur of acknowledgment spread across the crowd.  Some of the assembled
warriors turned to offer final salutes to friends and foes.  Some stoically closed
their eyes and resolved themselves to their fate.  Others fought to control emotions
as they waited for finality.
     The small figure raised her arms above her head.  In her hands was a gem glowing
with an internal fire.  As she recited the words of dismissal the light pulsed and
then winked out.
     Across the room the warriors succumbed to their fate.  The ancients smiled as
their bodies turned to dust and floated away, their armor and weapons falling to the
ground.  The merely old felt their bodies wither, age, and expire.  The young of the
champions exhaled a final breath and laid themselves on the ground.  Their chests
stilled and soon the room was quiet.
     Greywand bowed her head and cried.
     Em's eyes snapped open.  It was still dark outside and she had the uneasy
feeling of not knowing how much time had passed.  She knew that she had dreaming
something of importance; but she was unable to drag the memories into her mind.  But
she had a feeling that whatever she had dreamed would someday come to pass for her.

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Okay, I'm late with this.  Why?  Because I have spent several hours last night
and this morning jumping through hoops, and I am not, by nature, well suited to that
activity.  But here I am now.
     First a note to Em about her column.  Glad to see it, but, ah....  It seems that
you're typing it in somewhere and throwing in the occasional hard return to pacify
hal, who does not like long, uninterrupted lines.  If this is so, please throw in
those hard returns a little oftener.  About half the time, the last characters,
sometimes a whole word or two, is cut off--hal is VERY strict about these things--and
Our Editor has to guess what should have been there.  She does her best, but we'd
rather have YOUR words.

Now, on to the spy report.
     Biggest point gain: Dominic of Wrathmen, thirty-five points.  Biggest drop:
Surly Deckhand, twenty-nine points.  Same fight.
     Most avoided team:  Inquisition Clones.  Avoiding them the most: Royal Flush.
     Most challenged:  Lazy Lookout.
     Twenty-seven fights, twelve challenges, six standbys.  Could be worse!

     RALTUMAN OMELET (78-2857) (13-2-2,43) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought THRESHPACK (50-
138) (26-16-0,48) of PUBLIC ENEMY.  RALTUMAN OMELET won victory over THRESHPACK in a
popular 1 minute fray.  Strong eggs.
     KURTAL DUCK (78-2861) (24-31-1,58) of SAND DANCERS fought BWIN EVOC (71-1965)
(20-17-1,72) of WRATHMEN II.  KURTAL DUCK was overpowered by BWIN EVOC in a 1 minute
one-sided fight.  Too bad it wasn't a diving contest, the Duck might've won that.
     BLACKBERRY (98-3339) (8-2-5,31) of PHONOPHONIC fought LAKE SAILOR (101-2) (0-0-
0,30) of Louts Local 101.  BLACKBERRY was handily defeated by LAKE SAILOR in a 1
minute mismatched bout.  Embarrassing.
     RUPTURE (99-3463) (8-2-4,30) of BLOOD GANG fought HAMMERHEAD (35-4129) (35-36-
2,69) of SEA DOGS.  RUPTURE vanquished HAMMERHEAD in a 1 minute one-sided fray.  And
Hammerhead can consider itself lucky to have escaped with its life, eh?
     HOFFA (18-9369) (28-67-0,75) of ARROGANCE fought OWAIN HARLSON (35-3130) (65-
111-1,89) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  HOFFA was overpowered by OWAIN HARLSON in a 2 minute
brutal uneven match.  A win over a Hoffa is about like a win over a standby.

     PRADUS (99-3707) (8-3-4,61) of GLADIATOR fought CROSS CZECH (73-4008) (17-14-
3,83) of WORLDWIDE GORE.  PRADUS was vanquished by CROSS CZECH in an action packed 1
minute gory one-sided match.  Crossed off!
     SHARK BAIT (33-7652) (31-28-0,137) of SEA DOGS fought FRANCOIS (71-2966) (16-7-
0,98) of WRATHMEN VII.  SHARK BAIT devastated FRANCOIS in a popular 1 minute gory
one-sided bout.  Looks like that Sea Dog is more shark than bait.
     BEAULIEU (41-3057) (26-17-0,111) of WRATHMEN fought SLICK STEPHAN (101-11) (0-0-
0,150) of Louts Local 101.  BEAULIEU overpowered SLICK STEPHAN in an action packed 1
minute uneven fray.  Good.
     DOMINIC (27-3085) (33-20-0,116) of WRATHMEN fought BAKED CONVINCIA (98-2341)
(20-17-4,133) of SHEWISH BANQUET.  DOMINIC was luckily beaten by BAKED CONVINCIA in
an action packed 2 minute fight.  A different Dominic here.  It's a common name.
     SURLY DECKHAND (21-6568) (58-68-1,164) of SEA DOGS fought DOMINIC (30-3545) (27-
22-0,111) of WRATHMEN.  SURLY DECKHAND was savagely defeated by DOMINIC in a crowd
pleasing 3 minute conflict.  This is the "major point movement" fight.

     ROWDY YOBBO (20-3429) (46-44-1,182) of SPARF! fought LONG-NECKED LARRY (101-22)
(0-0-0,181) of Louts Local 101.  ROWDY YOBBO overpowered LONG-NECKED LARRY in an
exciting 1 minute one-sided match.  Tied a knot in his neck.
     IMMOVEABLE OBJECT (59-2110) (48-21-2,193) of NOT QUITE fought LONG-NECKED LARRY
(101-22) (0-0-0,181) of Louts Local 101.  IMMOVEABLE OBJECT outwaited LONG-NECKED
LARRY in a crowd pleasing 11 minute brawl.  Stood around waiting to see if Larry
could get the knot out.  Not happening.
     PHONELESS CORD (54-2018) (47-32-0,202) of USELESS TOOLS fought BATTLING BOB
(101-26) (0-0-0,200) of Louts Local 101.  PHONELESS CORD was vanquished by BATTLING
BOB in a 1 minute one-sided fray.  Would having a phone have helped?
     JACK KNIFE (47-6694) (31-15-1,200) of ROYAL FLUSH fought SEVEN-EYED GOLLYWOG
(101-31) (0-0-0,220) of Louts Local 101.  JACK KNIFE was handily defeated by SEVEN-
EYED GOLLYWOG in a 3 minute uneven fight.  It's the extra eyes.
     CATFISH HUNTER (5-3315) (28-27-1,190) of PARTY ANIMALS fought HUW AP HUW (35-
3030) (51-132-2,180) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  CATFISH HUNTER bested HUW AP HUW in a
crowd pleasing 4 minute bout.  Ah, being maxed is not everything.

The challenges:
     MONGOL HORDE (73-4001) (17-8-4,78) of WORLDWIDE GORE challenged RED ALERT (50-
139) (26-17-0,93) of PUBLIC ENEMY.  Up 15.  MONGOL HORDE handily defeated RED ALERT
in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.  Mongol Hordes defeat most things they
encounter.
     PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL (96-3748) (14-9-3,74) of ARCANE GREATS FTF challenged
AMPUTATOR FROG (99-3206) (13-13-4,50) of BLOOD FROG 3.  Down 24.  PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL
was subdued by AMPUTATOR FROG in a 2 minute Challenge match.  And an embarrassing
result.
     RED HOT CHILE PAPA (73-3358) (24-14-1,89) of WORLDWIDE GORE challenged SULU (29-
5705) (24-12-0,93) of TREKKERS.  Up 4.  RED HOT CHILE PAPA was narrowly defeated by
SULU in a 5 minute Challenge melee.  Sour cream is the key.
     WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? (38-4563) (19-8-0,68) of TEAM FLOYD challenged HOFFA (18-8478)
(23-97-1,76) of ARROGANCE.  Up 8.  WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? overpowered HOFFA in a popular 3
minute gory uneven Challenge duel.  Easy.
     RUBBER BULLET (54-2503) (34-18-1,147) of USELESS TOOLS challenged WASTED (20-
3085) (23-20-3,149) of WRATHMEN.  Up 2.  RUBBER BULLET unbelievably bested WASTED in
an action packed 2 minute Challenge duel.  I can believe that.
     PORKY PIG (72-5953) (29-19-2,144) of MEAT YOUR MAKER challenged SYSTEM OF A DOWN
(38-4451) (29-15-1,156) of TEAM FLOYD.  Up 12.  PORKY PIG was handily defeated by
SYSTEM OF A DOWN in a 1 minute Challenge fight.  Is that like having a system for
roulette?

     HOCKEY DUCK (39-937) (41-34-1,152) of DUCKS UNLIMITED challenged HEARTBREAK (36-
4612) (21-5-3,162) of WRATHMEN.  Up 10.  HOCKEY DUCK overpowered HEARTBREAK in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge struggle.  Tough Duck.
     ACE OF BASE (47-6905) (26-14-0,176) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged KOLACTAN KABOB
(65-7072) (26-3-3,181) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  Up 5.  ACE OF BASE was devastated by
KOLACTAN KABOB in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.  Gotta look out for the skewer!
     HYDROPONICUS (29-4605) (27-11-0,165) of BLUNT FORCE challenged ASSUR (18-7821)
(37-94-2,166) of ARROGANCE.  Up 1.  HYDROPONICUS defeated ASSUR in an exciting 1
minute Challenge fight.  This was exciting?  Coulda fooled me.
     KIANA (24-3878) (22-14-0,191) of WRATHMEN challenged POOP SLINGER (24-4478) (28-
6-0,196) of LOOK OUT!!.  Up 5.  KIANA was overpowered by POOP SLINGER in a 1 minute
mismatched Challenge duel.  Smelly.
     DON KING (47-5374) (40-36-3,189) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged LAZY LOOKOUT (42-
4504) (41-35-1,193) of DUNGEON CELL.  Up 4.  DON KING demolished LAZY LOOKOUT in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge melee.  I'd've called it close.

For the title:
     WAHOO (26-3916) (32-19-1,219) of HERE TO PHOENIX challenged EM (15-3737) (37-53-
0,227) of LORDS OF DARKNESS.  Up 8.  WAHOO slimly won victory over EM in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute Challenge Title fight.  Good work, Wahoo.

                                        Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WAHOO 26-3916                33  19  1  227  HERE TO PHOENIX (1072)     CALEAM

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 POOP SLINGER 24-4478         29   6     210  LOOK OUT!! (1514)          ZORPUNT
 DON KING 47-5374             41  36  3  204  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 EM 15-3737                   37  54     202  LORDS OF DARKNESS (1318)   MALCORN
 IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110    49  21  2  198  NOT QUITE (1237)           ILLIS
 KOLACTAN KABOB 65-7072       27   3  3  196  SHEWISH BUFFET (1528)      DAL SHANG
 CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315        29  27  1  195  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS
 ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429          47  44  1  193  SPARF! (1069)              SEAM
 JACK KNIFE 47-6694           31  16  1  191  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 PHONELESS CORD 54-2018       47  33     190  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 KIANA 24-3878                22  15     188  WRATHMEN (805)             ZORPUNT
 LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504         41  36  1  182  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HUW AP HUW 35-3030           51 133  2  180  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937           42  34  1  176  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 ACE OF BASE 47-6905          26  15     173  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 HYDROPONICUS 29-4605         28  11     172  BLUNT FORCE (1512)         LAPUR
 SYSTEM OF A DOWN 38-4451     30  15  1  168  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 ASSUR 18-7821                37  95  2  164  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
-LEE LEE LO LEE 38-4653       31  13  2  158  INQUISITION CLONES (1525)  CLIFFHOME
 RUBBER BULLET 54-2503        35  18  1  156  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WASTED 20-3085               23  21  3  150  WRATHMEN (799)             SEAM
 HEARTBREAK 36-4612           21   6  3  149  WRATHMEN (923)             JHANS
-SCROD BOY 38-4675            26  30  1  147  INQUISITION CLONES (1525)  CLIFFHOME
 DOMINIC 30-3545              28  22     146  WRATHMEN (727)             IAYE
 BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341      21  17  4  144  SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)     SYVYN'S HILL
 SHARK BAIT 33-7652           32  28     143  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 BEAULIEU 41-3057             27  17     142  WRATHMEN (818)             KATI-TEI
 PORKY PIG 72-5953            29  20  2  141  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
 SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568       58  69  1  135  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 DOMINIC 27-3085              33  21     119  WRATHMEN (807)             POINT
 SULU 29-5705                 25  12     105  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MONGOL HORDE 73-4001         18   8  4  100  WORLDWIDE GORE (913)       ERINIKA
-PERCY QUIN 24 82-29478       22  42      99  ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (1520)   DWES EG
 FRANCOIS 71-2966             16   8      99  WRATHMEN VII (846)         KYR'TERR
-FONZ 74-3332                 19   7  1   98  LAME ALLIANCES (1294)      DAYLA KIV
 OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130        66 111  1   96  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
-SEVEN WIT 11-7528            27  11  1   93  WRATHMEN DM 20 (1536)      ARUAK CITY
 CROSS CZECH 73-4008          18  14  3   91  WORLDWIDE GORE (913)       ERINIKA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RED HOT CHILE PAPA 73-3358   24  15  1   90  WORLDWIDE GORE (913)       ERINIKA
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563    20   8      85  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 BWIN EVOC 71-1965            21  17  1   79  WRATHMEN II (845)          KYR'TERR
 RED ALERT 50-139             26  18      78  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 AMPUTATOR FROG 99-3206       14  13  4   73  BLOOD FROG 3 (1511)        SOUTH RIDGE
 HOFFA 18-9369                28  68      69  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 HOFFA 18-8478                23  98  1   65  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 RUPTURE 99-3463               9   2  4   61  BLOOD GANG (1532)          SOUTH RIDGE
 RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857      14   2  2   59  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL 96-3748   14  10  3   58  ARCANE GREATS FTF (1519)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 PRADUS 99-3707                8   4  4   58  GLADIATOR (1533)           SOUTH RIDGE
 KURTAL DUCK 78-2861          24  32  1   53  SAND DANCERS (775)         LIN TIRIAN
-CELESTIAL ROSE 45-4240       16   1  2   51  DARQUE FORCES (1425)       STORMCROWE
-RAPUNZEL 71-3585             19  14      47  DARQUE FORCES V (1529)     KYR'TERR

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THRESHPACK 50-138            26  17      43  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 HAMMERHEAD 35-4129           35  37  2   41  SEA DOGS (1502)            MURSKA
-GIZZARD 82-32997             11   7      40  COLLEGE RADIO 3 (1535)     DWES EG
 BLACKBERRY 98-3339            8   3  5   20  PHONOPHONIC (1531)         SYVYN'S HILL

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Surly Deckhand -- Surely, yes indeed! -- Beaulieu

Lee Lee Lo Lee -- Nice.  Thanks! -- Kiana

Hydroponicus -- Wow, that was sad.  I can't believe I just stood there.  That is,
until you put me on my back. -- Dominic

Olaf -- Andorak is in a sad enough state as it is.  Do you really have to rub it in?
-- Kharadmon

     Yeah.  Maybe it'll get someone to go back.

Lazy Lookout -- O-KAY!  Stat trains!  I have ARRIVED.  Probably arrived at "going to
be kicked out of Home Guard at the next Split," but so be it. -- Huw ap Huw

Red Alert -- I didn't know I was supposed to be alerted by RED.  Odd.  Must be a
mammal thing. -- Kurtal Duck

Pastrami Elemental -- I do like a pastrami sandwich. -- Owain Harlson

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WAHOO slimly won victory over EM in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge Title fight.
DON KING demolished LAZY LOOKOUT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
KIANA was overpowered by POOP SLINGER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
HYDROPONICUS defeated ASSUR in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
ACE OF BASE was devastated by KOLACTAN KABOB in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
HOCKEY DUCK overpowered HEARTBREAK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
PORKY PIG was handily defeated by SYSTEM OF A DOWN in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
RUBBER BULLET unbelievably bested WASTED in a action packed 2 minute Challenge duel.
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? overpowered HOFFA in a popular 3 minute gory uneven Challenge duel.
RED HOT CHILE PAPA was narrowly defeated by SULU in a 5 minute Challenge melee.
PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL was subdued by AMPUTATOR FROG in a 2 minute Challenge match.
MONGOL HORDE handily defeated RED ALERT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
CATFISH HUNTER bested HUW AP HUW in a crowd pleasing 4 minute bout.
JACK KNIFE was handily defeated by SEVEN-EYED GOLLYWOG in a 3 minute uneven fight.
PHONELESS CORD was vanquished by BATTLING BOB in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT outwaited LONG-NECKED LARRY in a crowd pleasing 11 minute brawl.
ROWDY YOBBO overpowered LONG-NECKED LARRY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
SURLY DECKHAND was savagely defeated by DOMINIC in a crowd pleasing 3 minute conflict.
DOMINIC was luckily beaten by BAKED CONVINCIA in a action packed 2 minute fight.
BEAULIEU overpowered SLICK STEPHAN in a action packed 1 minute uneven fray.
SHARK BAIT devastated FRANCOIS in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
PRADUS was vanquished by CROSS CZECH in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided match.
HOFFA was overpowered by OWAIN HARLSON in a 2 minute brutal uneven match.
RUPTURE vanquished HAMMERHEAD in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
BLACKBERRY was handily defeated by LAKE SAILOR in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
KURTAL DUCK was overpowered by BWIN EVOC in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
RALTUMAN OMELET won victory over THRESHPACK in a popular 1 minute fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       9         LUNGING ATTACK    19 -   8 -  0      70  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         SLASHING ATTACK   32 -  17 -  0      65  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         WALL OF STEEL     26 -  19 -  0      58  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         AIMED BLOW        49 -  50 -  1      49  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -  13 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         BASHING ATTACK    23 -  33 -  1      41  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         STRIKING ATTACK   12 -  20 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         TOTAL PARRY        5 -  17 -  0      23  |

Turn 591 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  5         3  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  2         2  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  6         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         1  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  3                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         5 -  4                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   WAHOO 26-3916              33  19  1  227 HERE TO PHOENIX (1072)
SLASHING ATTACK  POOP SLINGER 24-4478       29   6  0  210 LOOK OUT!! (1514)
STRIKING ATTACK  DON KING 47-5374           41  36  3  204 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
AIMED BLOW       EM 15-3737                 37  54  0  202 LORDS OF DARKNESS (1318)
LUNGING ATTACK   KOLACTAN KABOB 65-7072     27   3  3  196 SHEWISH BUFFET (1528)
PARRY-STRIKE     CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315      29  27  1  195 PARTY ANIMALS (591)
WALL OF STEEL    JACK KNIFE 47-6694         31  16  1  191 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
PARRY-LUNGE      LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504       41  36  1  182 DUNGEON CELL (1470)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    HOCKEY DUCK 39-937         42  34  1  176 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)
TOTAL PARRY      HOFFA 18-9369              28  68  0   69 ARROGANCE (755)

The overall popularity leader is HUW AP HUW 35-3030.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110.  The ten other most popular fighters were RED HOT 
CHILE PAPA 73-3358, WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563, WASTED 20-3085, EM 15-3737, SULU 
29-5705, DOMINIC 30-3545, WAHOO 26-3916, CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315, HUW AP HUW 35-3030, 
and DOMINIC 27-3085.

The least popular fighter this week was KURTAL DUCK 78-2861.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HAMMERHEAD 35-4129, PHONELESS CORD 54-2018, RED ALERT 50-139, 
PORKY PIG 72-5953, LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504, THRESHPACK 50-138, BLACKBERRY 98-3339, 
PRADUS 99-3707, FRANCOIS 71-2966, and HOFFA 18-8478.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
KALTOS(5)            1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  0 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
MALCORN(15)          0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           1  2 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          0  3 0  JHANS(36)            0  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  1 0  
SEAM(20)             1  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        2  0 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           0  1 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       1  0 0  ERINIKA(73)          2  1 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          1  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  1 0  
CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
POINT(27)            0  1 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  2 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  1 0  
LAPUR(29)            2  0 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  2 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      2  1 0  
IAYE(30)             1  0 0  TROCAR(54)           1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315       29  27  1  195  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS
 EM 15-3737                  37  54  0  202  LORDS OF DARKNESS (1318)   MALCORN
 ASSUR 18-7821               37  95  2  164  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429         47  44  1  193  SPARF! (1069)              SEAM
 SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568      58  69  1  135  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 POOP SLINGER 24-4478        29   6  0  210  LOOK OUT!! (1514)          ZORPUNT
 WAHOO 26-3916               33  19  1  227  HERE TO PHOENIX (1072)     CALEAM
 DOMINIC 27-3085             33  21  0  119  WRATHMEN (807)             POINT
 HYDROPONICUS 29-4605        28  11  0  172  BLUNT FORCE (1512)         LAPUR
 DOMINIC 30-3545             28  22  0  146  WRATHMEN (727)             IAYE
 SHARK BAIT 33-7652          32  28  0  143  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 HUW AP HUW 35-3030          51 133  2  180  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 HEARTBREAK 36-4612          21   6  3  149  WRATHMEN (923)             JHANS
 SYSTEM OF A DOWN 38-4451    30  15  1  168  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937          42  34  1  176  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 BEAULIEU 41-3057            27  17  0  142  WRATHMEN (818)             KATI-TEI
 LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504        41  36  1  182  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 DON KING 47-5374            41  36  3  204  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 RED ALERT 50-139            26  18  0   78  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 PHONELESS CORD 54-2018      47  33  0  190  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110   49  21  2  198  NOT QUITE (1237)           ILLIS
 KOLACTAN KABOB 65-7072      27   3  3  196  SHEWISH BUFFET (1528)      DAL SHANG
 FRANCOIS 71-2966            16   8  0   99  WRATHMEN VII (846)         KYR'TERR
 PORKY PIG 72-5953           29  20  2  141  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
 MONGOL HORDE 73-4001        18   8  4  100  WORLDWIDE GORE (913)       ERINIKA
 RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857     14   2  2   59  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL 96-3748  14  10  3   58  ARCANE GREATS FTF (1519)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341     21  17  4  144  SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)     SYVYN'S HILL
 AMPUTATOR FROG 99-3206      14  13  4   73  BLOOD FROG 3 (1511)        SOUTH RIDGE