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Date   : 08/29/2012    Duedate: 09/11/2012

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DM 101    TURN 592

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 TEAM FLOYD 38/690    235  137   2 63.2    5 GLADIATOR 99/1533     80   73   1 52.3
    LOOK OUT!! 24/1514                          PHONOPHONIC 98/1531
    BLUNT FORCE 29/1512                       6 WRATHMEN 20/799       49   47   2 51.0
    COLLEGE RADIO 3 82/1535                     WRATHMEN 24/805
    ARCANE GREATS FTF 96/1519                   WRATHMEN 27/807
  2 CREAM OF THE  2/589   75   49   0 60.5      WRATHMEN 30/727
  3 SEA DOGS 21/1446     696  466   5 59.9      WRATHMEN 36/923
    SEA DOGS 33/1501                            WRATHMEN 41/818
    SEA DOGS 35/1502                            WRATHMEN II 71/845
    DUNGEON CELL 42/1470                        WRATHMEN VII 71/846
    SHEWISH BUFFET 65/1528                      WRATHMEN DM 20 11/1536
    SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537                    7 LAME ALLIAN 74/1294   81  100   1 44.8
    SHEWISH BANQUET 98/1515                     ATTACKO/TCLONES05 82/1520
  4-SPARF! 20/1069      1213 1015  17 54.4      LORDS OF DARKNESS 15/1318
    NOT QUITE 59/1237                           INQUISITION CLONES 38/1525
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                        8 ARROGANCE 18/755     510  773  11 39.8
    PARTY ANIMALS 5/591                       9 SAND DANCERS 78/775  764 1285   9 37.3
    USELESS TOOLS 54/735                        CHILDREN OF LLYR 35/1415
    WORLDWIDE GORE 73/913                    10 TREKKERS 29/1534      31   56   3 35.6
    DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221                  11 PUBLIC ENEM 50/1530    3    6   0 33.3
    HERE TO PHOENIX 26/1072                  12 BLOOD FROG  99/1511    7   18   0 28.0
    MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439                  13 BLOOD GANG 99/1532     2    0   0  100

                                  WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT

                                King of Primus 2012
                                ===================

Who:

     Sixteen of the top teams and managers in Primus!
     Each team must consist of 5 warriors of each of a *different* style.
     A team may consist of one or more managers, and each manager can belong to only
one team.
     Managers who are able to field 5 warriors of different styles for themselves are
STRONLY encouraged to do so.  But for those that can't, combination teams are
definitely allowed.  Management reserves the right to veto any combination teams
deemed "overpowered".  (Unlikely but you never know.)

What:

     The King of Primus is a bracket-style competition where teams of 5 warriors
fight against each other in a match-play like system.
     Teams will be seeded 1-16 based on the AVERAGE rank in Primus of their warriors.
(As of turn 594)  Warriors MUST be listed in the Turn 594 Newsletter in order to be
eligible for the competition.  In case of ties in average rank, ties will be broken
by the ranking of the highest warrior.
     Then each team will have a ranking of 1-5 based on their ranking in Primus.  (As
of turn 594)  During match play, The #1 warrior from Team A will match up with the #1
warrior from Team B, the #2 Team A warrior will match up with the #2 warrior from
Team B, and so forth.  Warrior rankings will remain static throughout the competition
as will manager seedings.
     The King of Primus will be the one team that goes 4-0.  Even though the contest
is single elimination to determine the winner, there will be a consolation round and
everyone will have 4 matches--in the end everyone will have the opportunity to play 4
matches and find out where their stable really ranks in Primus!

When:

     The contest will take place starting on Primus Turn 596.  It will run for 4
turns ending in Turn 599.  However, remember that your warriors must be listed in the
594 newsletter to be eligible and it's not a bad idea to climb up high in the
rankings now to earn as high a seed as you can.
     In case more than 16 teams sign up, Turn 595 will the "play in" round, where
teams seeded on the lower end of the bracket will compete for the right to enter the
competition.  The number of teams who need to compete in the "play-in" round will be
determined on the number of teams who enter the competition.  For example, if 18
teams sign up, then the 15th seed will play the 18th seed and the 16th seed will play
the 17th seed for the right to enter the main bracket.  (Similar to how it works in
March Madness)

How:

     To enter, you can sign up in this thread, write an ad in the 102 newsletter or
PM/Email Manager with the following information.  The Name(s) of managers on a team,
the 5 warriors with ID#s of your team, the style of your warriors, and what warrior
you want to select for a possible Royal Court Selection.  (See prize section)

Example:

Manager's Team
---------------
1. Bonnie (29-2780) (AB)
2. Weird Head Boy (63-2216) (LU) *
3. Koji Shikeru (40-2619) (SL)
4. Skyfire (37-2065) (PL)
5. Patience (1-2619) (TP)

* Denotes Royal Court Prize Pick

     Since the contest takes place in the arena, you'll have to read the newsletter
and the forums to figure out who you're going to match up against.  We'll post all
the managers and teams before the contest begins as well to make it easier.

Prizes:

     The winner of the competition will be named the King of Primus!!!  As a winner,
you get to control the fate of the arena for a very special Turn 600!  The Winner of
the contest can select two "decrees" from a list of items that will effect how Primus
plays out on it's historic Turn 600!

They are:
==========
- Rename the Arena for 1 turn
- Have a non-automated spy report written.
- Increase/Decrease the Skill Learning for the turn
- Increase/Decrease the Training % for the turn.
- Increase/Decrease the Kill Percentage for the turn.
- No Challenges and/or Avoids
- Bring back the Defend Gate Challenge for a turn
- Have an NPC Match-Up Week!

-If you have other ideas, the commission may consider it, but will have the right to
refuse.

     As the King of Primus, you also get the first member of your Royal Court!  When
entering a team, each team who participates must designate one of their warriors to
be in the "twin pool."  (No DYOs or roll-up altering warriors allowed.)  After
winning, one warrior will be drawn from the pool at RANDOM, and you will have the
option to be able to "twin" that warrior's numbers and stick him on an existing team
(no-tourney arenas not allowed) if you so desire.  Consider carefully your odds of
winning when choosing a warrior to donate to the Royal Court.
     You may opt out if you desire--but if you win, you don't get this part of the
prize.
     The Consolation Champion (9th place) gets 5 Team Roll-Ups.
     For everyone else, there is an exciting Consolation Prize Pool to keep everyone
motivated to finish high as possible.  There are 16 items in the Consolation Prize
Pool--one of each item.  First place gets his first choice of item in the pool,
second place gets the 2nd choice and so on, and whoever finishes last gets his choice
of remaining items.  Here are the items in the Consolation Prize Pool:

Consolation Prize Pool
=======================
     +1 Init Potion -- Adds 1 Init to your base.  Can't be used to create an out of
bounds warrior.
     +1 Riposte Potion -- Adds 1 to your Riposte base.  Can't be used to create an
out of bounds warrior.
     +1 Decise Potion -- Adds 1 to your Decise Base.  Can't be used to create an out
of bounds warrior.
     +1 Parry Potion -- Adds 1 to your Parry Base.  Can't be used to create an out of
bounds warrior.
     Morning Star Potion -- Give any Primus warrior the favorite weapon of a Morning
Star!
     1 Free Name Change -- Change the name of any of your warriors for free!
     +2 Cool -- Add 2 to your warrior's cool!  You can't increase Cool by ANY OTHER
MEANS without using this potion!
     Decise Tactic Potion -- Give your favorite primus warrior the Decise Tactic as
his favorite tactic!
     Parry Tactic Potion -- Give your favorite primus warrior the Parry Tactic as a
favorite tactic!
     -11 Losses Potion -- Subtract 11 losses from your Primus Team record as you make
a quest for #1!
     Right-Handedness Potion -- Plan ahead!  There are going to be 33 new ambi
warriors out there and everyone is going to be aiming for the Left Arm!  Now make
your left handed warriors Right Handed!
     +2 Kills Potion -- Add 2 kills to your Primus team record with this prize!
     Rank Anywhere Prize -- Change the Primus ranking of any of your warriors from #2
to last place!
     One of TMM's Leftover Team Roll-Ups:  One of TMM's throwaway roll-ups will be
sent to you in old-fashioned diplo format!  (Can be autographed if you desire.)  As
the game's most TC winning manager, there might be some decent stuff in his trash!
     +16 FE Prize -- Add 16 FE to one of your Primus warriors!  That next FE bonus is
even closer!
     Race-Changing Prize -- Change the race of one of your Primus warriors to an
existing or even a new race!
     Alternate Reality Prize -- Take any of your Primus warriors and roll-him up 5x!
You will get 5 character overview sheets back!  You don't actually get to keep the
warriors, but you may view how your warrior might have looked like in another
reality.
     Riposte Favorite Learn -- Change the favorite learn of any of your Primus
warriors to Riposte!

     With the exception of the name change, all warrior modification prizes must be
used on a Primus warrior that you own.
     In addition, everyone who makes it to the main bracket gets an official "King of
Primus Facebook Participant Badge!"  Now all of your friends will know you are an
elite Primus manager.  (Even if you lost 5-0 in the first round!)

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Another day, and we have good news and bad news.  The good news is:  we had
nineteen fights, and only one standby.  The bad news is there was only one challenge,
and the Captain of the Guard didn't show up.  Oh, well, these things are sent to test
us.
     Major point movements:  Fonz up 36, Shark Bait down 30, same fight.
     Hoffa was probably most challenged.  He got the only challenge, anyway.
     Royal Flush was most avoided, with Dungeon Cell doing the avoiding.

     BWIN EVOC (71-1965) (21-17-1,79) of WRATHMEN II fought RED ALERT (50-139) (26-
18-0,78) of PUBLIC ENEMY.  BWIN EVOC was bested by RED ALERT in a popular 1 minute
bout.  Bwin wasn't alert enough, I guess.
     HOFFA (18-9369) (28-68-0,69) of ARROGANCE fought WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? (38-4563)
(20-8-0,85) of TEAM FLOYD.  HOFFA was overpowered by WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? in a 1 minute
mismatched fight.  Not the Hoffa that was challenged.  A different Hoffa.
     PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL (96-3748) (14-10-3,58) of ARCANE GREATS FTF fought CAPTAIN
KIRK (29-5754) (15-7-1,66) of TREKKERS.  PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL was overpowered by
CAPTAIN KIRK in a 1 minute one-sided match.  Hey, when you want lunch, it's any
sausage in a storm.
     KURTAL DUCK (78-2861) (24-32-1,53) of SAND DANCERS fought HAMMERHEAD (35-4129)
(35-37-2,41) of SEA DOGS.  KURTAL DUCK was devastated by HAMMERHEAD in a popular 1
minute mismatched brawl.  This Duck is not doing well.
     RALTUMAN OMELET (78-2857) (14-2-2,59) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought THRESHPACK (50-
138) (26-17-0,43) of PUBLIC ENEMY.  RALTUMAN OMELET devastated THRESHPACK in an
exciting 2 minute uneven duel.  Tough eggs!

     PERCY QUIN 24 (82-29478) (22-42-0,99) of ATTACKO/TCLONES05 fought BLACKBERRY
(98-3339) (8-3-5,20) of PHONOPHONIC.  PERCY QUIN 24 overcame BLACKBERRY in a popular
6 minute uneven fight.  Blackberries aren't as good as raspberries, but they'll do.
     OWAIN HARLSON (35-3130) (66-111-1,96) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought AMPUTATOR FROG
(99-3206) (14-13-4,73) of BLOOD FROG 3.  OWAIN HARLSON was devastated by AMPUTATOR
FROG in a 1 minute mismatched bout.  And was he amputated?  Wow!
     FRANCOIS (71-2966) (16-8-0,99) of WRATHMEN VII fought PRADUS (99-3707) (8-4-
4,58) of GLADIATOR.  FRANCOIS viciously subdued PRADUS in a 2 minute brutal battle.
But not, you will notice, an uneven battle.
     SHARK BAIT (33-7652) (32-28-0,143) of SEA DOGS fought FONZ (74-3332) (19-7-1,98)
of LAME ALLIANCES.  SHARK BAIT was demolished by FONZ in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
mismatched match.  The major upset fight.
     BAKED CONVINCIA (98-2341) (21-17-4,144) of SHEWISH BANQUET fought NINJA FERD
(101-30) (0-0-0,130) of the Louts Local 101.  BAKED CONVINCIA was overpowered by
NINJA FERD in a 3 minute gory one-sided melee.  The lone standby, and Ferd has a
"way" with food.
     DOMINIC (30-3545) (28-22-0,146) of WRATHMEN fought SCROD BOY (38-4675) (26-30-
1,147) of INQUISITION CLONES.  DOMINIC was defeated by SCROD BOY in a 2 minute fight.
This is a fish type, isn't it?

     SURLY DECKHAND (21-6568) (58-69-1,135) of SEA DOGS fought BEAULIEU (41-3057)
(27-17-0,142) of WRATHMEN.  SURLY DECKHAND overpowered BEAULIEU in a 1 minute uneven
duel.  The power of ill temper revealed!
     SYSTEM OF A DOWN (38-4451) (30-15-1,168) of TEAM FLOYD fought SULU (29-5705)
(25-12-0,105) of TREKKERS.  SYSTEM OF A DOWN vanquished SULU in a 1 minute uneven
duel.  Sulu is now Down.  Systematically.
     LAZY LOOKOUT (42-4504) (41-36-1,182) of DUNGEON CELL fought ASSUR (18-7821) (37-
95-2,164) of ARROGANCE.  LAZY LOOKOUT was devastated by ASSUR in a 1 minute one-sided
competition.  This what sloth comes to in the end.
     EM (15-3737) (37-54-0,202) of LORDS OF DARKNESS fought HUW AP HUW (35-3030) (51-
133-2,180) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  EM was devastated by HUW AP HUW in a crowd pleasing
2 minute brutal one-sided duel.  Thus beginning Huw's latest winning streak.
     KIANA (24-3878) (22-15-0,188) of WRATHMEN fought HYDROPONICUS (29-4605) (28-11-
0,172) of BLUNT FORCE.  KIANA was defeated by HYDROPONICUS in a crowd pleasing 1
minute match.  Looked more like pointed force to me.
     GOPHER BAROQUE (2-3359) (67-54-0,189) of CREAM OF THE SLOP fought KOLACTAN KABOB
(65-7072) (27-3-3,196) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  GOPHER BAROQUE was viciously subdued by
KOLACTAN KABOB in a 4 minute brawl.  Gopher Kabobs?  I'm not sure I want to test
that.

The challenge:
     RUPTURE (99-3463) (9-2-4,61) of BLOOD GANG challenged HOFFA (18-8478) (23-98-
1,65) of ARROGANCE.  Up 4.  RUPTURE devastated HOFFA in an action packed 4 minute
mismatched Challenge fight.  If Hoffa had won, the world would have come to an end,
or so they tell me.

For the title:
     POOP SLINGER (24-4478) (29-6-0,210) of LOOK OUT!! fought LEE LEE LO LEE (38-
4653) (31-13-2,158) of INQUISITION CLONES.  POOP SLINGER handily defeated LEE LEE LO
LEE in a 1 minute one-sided Title match.  Possibly embarrassing, but better than no
Captain.  Congratulations.

                                        Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 POOP SLINGER 24-4478         30   6     219  LOOK OUT!! (1514)          ZORPUNT

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-WAHOO 26-3916                33  19  1  227  HERE TO PHOENIX (1072)     CALEAM

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KOLACTAN KABOB 65-7072       28   3  3  209  SHEWISH BUFFET (1528)      DAL SHANG
-DON KING 47-5374             41  36  3  204  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 HUW AP HUW 35-3030           52 133  2  203  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
-IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110    49  21  2  198  NOT QUITE (1237)           ILLIS
-CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315        29  27  1  195  PARTY ANIMALS (591)        KALTOS
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359        67  55     193  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
-ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429          47  44  1  193  SPARF! (1069)              SEAM
-JACK KNIFE 47-6694           31  16  1  191  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
-PHONELESS CORD 54-2018       47  33     190  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 HYDROPONICUS 29-4605         29  11     190  BLUNT FORCE (1512)         LAPUR
 ASSUR 18-7821                38  95  2  187  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 KIANA 24-3878                22  16     181  WRATHMEN (805)             ZORPUNT

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EM 15-3737                   37  55     180  LORDS OF DARKNESS (1318)   MALCORN
-HOCKEY DUCK 39-937           42  34  1  176  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
-ACE OF BASE 47-6905          26  15     173  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 SYSTEM OF A DOWN 38-4451     31  15  1  170  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 LEE LEE LO LEE 38-4653       31  14  2  165  INQUISITION CLONES (1525)  CLIFFHOME
 LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504         41  37  1  163  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
-RUBBER BULLET 54-2503        35  18  1  156  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 SCROD BOY 38-4675            27  30  1  156  INQUISITION CLONES (1525)  CLIFFHOME
 SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568       59  69  1  154  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-WASTED 20-3085               23  21  3  150  WRATHMEN (799)             SEAM
-HEARTBREAK 36-4612           21   6  3  149  WRATHMEN (923)             JHANS
-PORKY PIG 72-5953            29  20  2  141  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
 DOMINIC 30-3545              28  23     141  WRATHMEN (727)             IAYE
 FONZ 74-3332                 20   7  1  134  LAME ALLIANCES (1294)      DAYLA KIV
 BEAULIEU 41-3057             27  18     128  WRATHMEN (818)             KATI-TEI
 BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341      21  18  4  128  SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)     SYVYN'S HILL

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-DOMINIC 27-3085              33  21     119  WRATHMEN (807)             POINT
 SULU 29-5705                 25  13     115  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 SHARK BAIT 33-7652           32  29     113  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 PERCY QUIN 24 82-29478       23  42     101  ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (1520)   DWES EG
 FRANCOIS 71-2966             17   8     101  WRATHMEN VII (846)         KYR'TERR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-MONGOL HORDE 73-4001         18   8  4  100  WORLDWIDE GORE (913)       ERINIKA
 AMPUTATOR FROG 99-3206       15  13  4   96  BLOOD FROG 3 (1511)        SOUTH RIDGE
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563    21   8      92  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
-CROSS CZECH 73-4008          18  14  3   91  WORLDWIDE GORE (913)       ERINIKA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-RED HOT CHILE PAPA 73-3358   24  15  1   90  WORLDWIDE GORE (913)       ERINIKA
 RED ALERT 50-139             27  18      87  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 CAPTAIN KIRK 29-5754         16   7  1   77  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 RUPTURE 99-3463              10   2  4   76  BLOOD GANG (1532)          SOUTH RIDGE
 OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130        66 112  1   75  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 BWIN EVOC 71-1965            21  18  1   75  WRATHMEN II (845)          KYR'TERR
 RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857      15   2  2   73  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 HOFFA 18-9369                28  69      66  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 PRADUS 99-3707                8   5  4   65  GLADIATOR (1533)           SOUTH RIDGE
 HAMMERHEAD 35-4129           36  37  2   58  SEA DOGS (1502)            MURSKA
 HOFFA 18-8478                23  99  1   55  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL 96-3748   14  11  3   52  ARCANE GREATS FTF (1519)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 THRESHPACK 50-138            26  18      40  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 BLACKBERRY 98-3339            8   4  5   38  PHONOPHONIC (1531)         SYVYN'S HILL
 KURTAL DUCK 78-2861          24  33  1   37  SAND DANCERS (775)         LIN TIRIAN

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Poop Slinger -- I've had opponents try and throw sand in my eyes before... but what
you're slingin'... that's just not right. -- Kiana

Hockey Duck -- I was so awestruck at the fact that I actually parried an attack... I
didn't have time to recover.  Well done. -- Heartbreak

Rubber Bullet -- I guess I need to spend some more time at the gym. -- Wasted

Surly Deckhand -- Best fight of the cycle.  Good read!  Thanks. -- Dominic

Baked Convincia -- Now that I've added that parry skill to my arsenal, there will be
no stopping me! *smirk* -- Dominic

Shark Bait -- Outta my league.  Thanks for the train, even if it wasn't exactly what
I was hoping for. -- Francois

Kurtal Duck -- I was REALLY hoping for something a little, well... more with that
train. -- Barin Evoc

Catfish Hunter -- You know, I never did like catfish.  Something about their eating
habits.  And now, the fighting habits they invoke.  Bah, more or less. -- Huw ap Huw

Standbys, Hoffas, it doesn't matter.  A win is a win. -- Owain Harlson

Bwin Evoc -- No Duck could be expected to pronounce that.  It's a good thing I'm
literate and could at least READ it and write a comment. -- Kurtal Duck, not a diving
Duck, thank you very much

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RUPTURE devastated HOFFA in a action packed 4 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
POOP SLINGER handily defeated LEE LEE LO LEE in a 1 minute one-sided Title match.
GOPHER BAROQUE was viciously subdued by KOLACTAN KABOB in a 4 minute brawl.
KIANA was defeated by HYDROPONICUS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
EM was devastated by HUW AP HUW in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal one-sided duel.
LAZY LOOKOUT was devastated by ASSUR in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
SYSTEM OF A DOWN vanquished SULU in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SURLY DECKHAND overpowered BEAULIEU in a 1 minute uneven duel.
DOMINIC was defeated by SCROD BOY in a 2 minute fight.
BAKED CONVINCIA was overpowered by NINJA FERD in a 3 minute gory one-sided melee.
SHARK BAIT was demolished by FONZ in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
FRANCOIS viciously subdued PRADUS in a 2 minute brutal battle.
OWAIN HARLSON was devastated by AMPUTATOR FROG in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
PERCY QUIN 24 overcame BLACKBERRY in a popular 6 minute uneven fight.
RALTUMAN OMELET devastated THRESHPACK in a exciting 2 minute uneven duel.
KURTAL DUCK was devastated by HAMMERHEAD in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL was overpowered by CAPTAIN KIRK in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HOFFA was overpowered by WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BWIN EVOC was bested by RED ALERT in a popular 1 minute bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       9         LUNGING ATTACK    22 -   7 -  0      76  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         SLASHING ATTACK   34 -  18 -  0      65  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   3 -  0      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         WALL OF STEEL     25 -  21 -  0      54  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        50 -  50 -  1      50  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -  12 -  1      45  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         BASHING ATTACK    23 -  31 -  1      43  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         STRIKING ATTACK   14 -  21 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-LUNGE        6 -  11 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         TOTAL PARRY        3 -  19 -  0      14  |

Turn 592 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  3         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  3         1  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         5 -  4     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  4         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  POOP SLINGER 24-4478       30   6  0  219 LOOK OUT!! (1514)
LUNGING ATTACK   KOLACTAN KABOB 65-7072     28   3  3  209 SHEWISH BUFFET (1528)
PARRY-STRIKE     HUW AP HUW 35-3030         52 133  2  203 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
TOTAL PARRY      GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359      67  55  0  193 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)
AIMED BLOW       HYDROPONICUS 29-4605       29  11  0  190 BLUNT FORCE (1512)
BASHING ATTACK   ASSUR 18-7821              38  95  2  187 ARROGANCE (755)
STRIKING ATTACK  LEE LEE LO LEE 38-4653     31  14  2  165 INQUISITION CLONES (1525)
PARRY-LUNGE      LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504       41  37  1  163 DUNGEON CELL (1470)
WALL OF STEEL    DOMINIC 30-3545            28  23  0  141 WRATHMEN (727)

The overall popularity leader is HUW AP HUW 35-3030.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was KOLACTAN KABOB 65-7072.  The ten other most popular fighters were RUPTURE 
99-3463, BLACKBERRY 98-3339, RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857, HUW AP HUW 35-3030, SCROD BOY 
38-4675, FONZ 74-3332, FRANCOIS 71-2966, GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359, BAKED CONVINCIA 
98-2341, and PERCY QUIN 24 82-29478.

The least popular fighter this week was OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were BEAULIEU 41-3057, SULU 29-5705, LEE LEE LO LEE 38-4653, BWIN 
EVOC 71-1965, HOFFA 18-9369, KURTAL DUCK 78-2861, THRESHPACK 50-138, PRADUS 99-3707, 
SHARK BAIT 33-7652, and LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
NIANIA(2)            0  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         1  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           2  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        3  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          1  0 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          1  1 0  RODEKI(42)           0  1 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
LAPUR(29)            2  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  2 0  
IAYE(30)             0  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      2  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359       67  55  0  193  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 EM 15-3737                  37  55  0  180  LORDS OF DARKNESS (1318)   MALCORN
 ASSUR 18-7821               38  95  2  187  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568      59  69  1  154  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 POOP SLINGER 24-4478        30   6  0  219  LOOK OUT!! (1514)          ZORPUNT
 HYDROPONICUS 29-4605        29  11  0  190  BLUNT FORCE (1512)         LAPUR
 DOMINIC 30-3545             28  23  0  141  WRATHMEN (727)             IAYE
 SHARK BAIT 33-7652          32  29  0  113  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 HUW AP HUW 35-3030          52 133  2  203  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 SYSTEM OF A DOWN 38-4451    31  15  1  170  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 BEAULIEU 41-3057            27  18  0  128  WRATHMEN (818)             KATI-TEI
 LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504        41  37  1  163  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 RED ALERT 50-139            27  18  0   87  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 KOLACTAN KABOB 65-7072      28   3  3  209  SHEWISH BUFFET (1528)      DAL SHANG
 FRANCOIS 71-2966            17   8  0  101  WRATHMEN VII (846)         KYR'TERR
 FONZ 74-3332                20   7  1  134  LAME ALLIANCES (1294)      DAYLA KIV
 RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857     15   2  2   73  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 PERCY QUIN 24 82-29478      23  42  0  101  ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (1520)   DWES EG
 PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL 96-3748  14  11  3   52  ARCANE GREATS FTF (1519)   OLD VALAMANTIS
 BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341     21  18  4  128  SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)     SYVYN'S HILL
 AMPUTATOR FROG 99-3206      15  13  4   96  BLOOD FROG 3 (1511)        SOUTH RIDGE