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Date : 09/12/2012 Duedate: 09/25/2012
HOME GUARD ARENA
DM 101 TURN 593
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 BLOOD GANG 99/1532 2 1 0 66.7 6 GLADIATOR 99/1533 81 75 1 51.9
2 TEAM FLOYD 38/690 237 140 2 62.9 PHONOPHONIC 98/1531
LOOK OUT!! 24/1514 PANSY DIVISION 51/1149
BLUNT FORCE 29/1512 7 WRATHMEN 20/799 50 49 2 50.5
ARCANE GREATS FTF 96/1519 WRATHMEN 24/805
3-CREAM OF THE 2/589 75 49 0 60.5 WRATHMEN 27/807
4 SEA DOGS 21/1446 700 469 5 59.9 WRATHMEN 30/727
SEA DOGS 33/1501 WRATHMEN 36/923
SEA DOGS 35/1502 WRATHMEN 41/818
DUNGEON CELL 42/1470 WRATHMEN II 71/845
SHEWISH BUFFET 65/1528 WRATHMEN VII 71/846
SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537 WRATHMEN DM 20 11/1536
SHEWISH BANQUET 98/1515 8 LAME ALLIAN 74/1294 82 100 2 45.1
5 SPARF! 20/1069 1220 1022 17 54.4 ATTACKO/TCLONES05 82/1520
NOT QUITE 59/1237 LORDS OF DARKNESS 15/1318
ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 INQUISITION CLONES 38/1525
PARTY ANIMALS 5/591 9 ARROGANCE 18/755 512 774 11 39.8
USELESS TOOLS 54/735 10 SAND DANCERS 78/775 765 1287 9 37.3
WORLDWIDE GORE 73/913 CHILDREN OF LLYR 35/1415
DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221 11 PUBLIC ENEM 50/1530 4 7 0 36.4
HERE TO PHOENIX 26/1072 12 TREKKERS 29/1534 31 58 3 34.8
MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439 13 BLOOD FROG 99/1511 8 18 0 30.8
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
You elder fighters surely remember me. The younger ones may call me Olaf
Modeen. I return to HOME GUARD once again! What's with SHARK BAIT? He actually
beat TEAM FLOYD's SYSTEM OF A DOWN, and walked away with 48 more points from the
fight. Laughs were big at SEA DOGS while they watched SHARK BAIT clobber SYSTEM OF A
DOWN. He lost 38 points and got bruised from objects thrown from the stands.
Another fighter (WAHOO 33-20-1) challenged another Duelmaster (POOP SLINGER 31-6-0).
Life goes on. WAHOO was reminded on the sands why POOP SLINGER is Duelmaster.
Wouldn't it be nice to have live subjects to practice on? I hear some team is
looking into the uses of convicted prisoners.
If at first you don't succeed, avoid. That'll get you in the Spyreports. The
most avoided team was BLUNT FORCE. In my day, no team with a 17-7-0 would scare me
off! What's the problem, ROYAL FLUSH? What do people see in KOLACTAN KABOB? His
28-4-3? SHEWISH BUFFET ain't talkin', but he's got 197 points. KOLACTAN KABOB
didn't quite know what to make of a challenge he received from JACK KNIFE of ROYAL
FLUSH, who is 18 points below him. JACK KNIFE perhaps got his just desserts, seeing
as he beat KOLACTAN KABOB and ended up with 217 recognition points.
There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit. Do you want the fighters
to walk away, or not? Here's some advice: study your opponent, master many skills,
fight dirty.
Well, I'm pretty much through. You guys need to get back practicing. Are you
as tired of reading this as I am of writing it? Actually, I guess I'm writing it
before you read it. Oh, well. Remember--a good fighter needs both good skills and
good luck. Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
POOP SLINGER 24-4478 31 6 237 LOOK OUT!! (1514) ZORPUNT
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JACK KNIFE 47-6694 32 16 1 217 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 48 44 1 209 SPARF! (1069) SEAM
EM 15-3737 38 55 1 209 LORDS OF DARKNESS (1318) MALCORN
DON KING 47-5374 42 36 3 206 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315 30 27 1 204 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
ASSUR 18-7821 39 95 2 199 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
KOLACTAN KABOB 65-7072 28 4 3 197 SHEWISH BUFFET (1528) DAL SHANG
WAHOO 26-3916 33 20 1 196 HERE TO PHOENIX (1072) CALEAM
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 49 22 2 195 NOT QUITE (1237) ILLIS
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 52 134 2 194 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
KIANA 24-3878 23 16 194 WRATHMEN (805) ZORPUNT
-GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 67 55 193 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
PHONELESS CORD 54-2018 47 34 191 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
HYDROPONICUS 29-4605 29 12 188 BLUNT FORCE (1512) LAPUR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 36 18 1 170 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 42 35 1 169 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
ACE OF BASE 47-6905 26 16 167 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
-LEE LEE LO LEE 38-4653 31 14 2 165 INQUISITION CLONES (1525) CLIFFHOME
LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504 41 38 1 162 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 59 70 1 161 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
SHARK BAIT 33-7652 33 29 161 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
-SCROD BOY 38-4675 27 30 1 156 INQUISITION CLONES (1525) CLIFFHOME
PORKY PIG 72-5953 30 20 2 155 MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-WASTED 20-3085 23 21 3 150 WRATHMEN (799) SEAM
-HEARTBREAK 36-4612 21 6 3 149 WRATHMEN (923) JHANS
BEAULIEU 41-3057 27 19 137 WRATHMEN (818) KATI-TEI
BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 22 18 4 137 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515) SYVYN'S HILL
DOMINIC 30-3545 28 24 134 WRATHMEN (727) IAYE
-FONZ 74-3332 20 7 1 134 LAME ALLIANCES (1294) DAYLA KIV
SYSTEM OF A DOWN 38-4451 31 16 1 132 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
-DOMINIC 27-3085 33 21 119 WRATHMEN (807) POINT
SULU 29-5705 25 14 117 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
CROSS CZECH 73-4008 19 14 3 109 WORLDWIDE GORE (913) ERINIKA
AMPUTATOR FROG 99-3206 16 13 4 107 BLOOD FROG 3 (1511) SOUTH RIDGE
-PERCY QUIN 24 82-29478 23 42 101 ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (1520) DWES EG
-FRANCOIS 71-2966 17 8 101 WRATHMEN VII (846) KYR'TERR
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857 16 2 2 100 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RED ALERT 50-139 28 18 89 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
RED HOT CHILE PAPA 73-3358 24 16 1 88 WORLDWIDE GORE (913) ERINIKA
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 67 112 1 85 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
HOFFA 18-9369 29 69 83 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 21 9 82 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
MONGOL HORDE 73-4001 18 9 4 80 WORLDWIDE GORE (913) ERINIKA
-BWIN EVOC 71-1965 21 18 1 75 WRATHMEN II (845) KYR'TERR
RUPTURE 99-3463 10 3 4 70 BLOOD GANG (1532) SOUTH RIDGE
CAPTAIN KIRK 29-5754 16 8 1 69 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
-CAPT. ANTSY PANTS 29-5595 19 10 67 STREET WALKERS (129) LAPUR
PRADUS 99-3707 9 5 4 67 GLADIATOR (1533) SOUTH RIDGE
HAMMERHEAD 35-4129 37 37 2 64 SEA DOGS (1502) MURSKA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL 96-3748 15 11 3 64 ARCANE GREATS FTF (1519) OLD VALAMANTIS
HOFFA 18-8478 23 100 1 51 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
BLACKBERRY 98-3339 8 5 5 48 PHONOPHONIC (1531) SYVYN'S HILL
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 18 15 1 39 PANSY DIVISION (1149) TRICORUS
THRESHPACK 50-138 26 19 34 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
KURTAL DUCK 78-2861 24 34 1 32 SAND DANCERS (775) LIN TIRIAN
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
BEAULIEU 41-3057 27 19 0 WRATHMEN 818 EM 15-3737 593
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Barin Evoc -- I can't be responsible for the deficiencies of mammals. -- Kurtal Duck
Em -- Aha! My winning streak surfaces again! It's always there, you know, but
sometimes you can't see it. -- Huw ap Huw
P.S. I'm studying Positive Thinking.
Amputator Frog -- You tried to cut off my--! My--! I can't say it. And I wasn't
going to hang around until it happened, either. -- Owain Harlson
Hammerhead -- Oh, damn. My momma always told me not to swim in shark waters. --
Kurtal Duck
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
WAHOO was devastated by POOP SLINGER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
JACK KNIFE viciously subdued KOLACTAN KABOB in a popular 4 minute Challenge match.
CATFISH HUNTER bested HUW AP HUW in a 3 minute gory Challenge contest.
ACE OF BASE was overpowered by ASSUR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
HOCKEY DUCK was devastated by KIANA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
RUBBER BULLET slimly won victory over LAZY LOOKOUT in a 4 minute Challenge match.
PORKY PIG overpowered DOMINIC in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
CROSS CZECH vanquished WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
RED HOT CHILE PAPA was viciously subdued by AMPUTATOR FROG in a 2 minute duel.
RUPTURE was beaten by OWAIN HARLSON in a 1 minute Challenge melee.
HYDROPONICUS was beaten by ROWDY YOBBO in a exciting 2 minute fight.
DON KING demolished SURLY DECKHAND in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
PHONELESS CORD was savagely defeated by BATTLING BOB in a popular 3 minute brawl.
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT was viciously subdued by NAIHREN in a action packed 3 minute fight.
EM delivered the death blow upon BEAULIEU in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
SYSTEM OF A DOWN was overpowered by SHARK BAIT in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SULU was luckily beaten by BAKED CONVINCIA in a exciting 2 minute brutal bout.
MONGOL HORDE was overpowered by RALTUMAN OMELET in a 1 minute one-sided match.
KURTAL DUCK was devastated by HAMMERHEAD in a popular 1 minute one-sided contest.
PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL vanquished THRESHPACK in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided match.
HOFFA was viciously subdued by PRADUS in a tiring 20 minute brutal mismatched fray.
HOFFA luckily beat CAPTAIN KIRK in a action packed 6 minute brutal fight.
MANNY LEHMAN was overpowered by LAKE SAILOR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
RED ALERT narrowly defeated BLACKBERRY in a exciting 1 minute gruesome uneven match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 10 LUNGING ATTACK 23 - 7 - 0 77 |
|WALL OF STEEL 7 SLASHING ATTACK 35 - 20 - 0 64 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 PARRY-STRIKE 12 - 11 - 1 52 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 4 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 5 WALL OF STEEL 25 - 25 - 0 50 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 AIMED BLOW 49 - 52 - 2 49 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 BASHING ATTACK 24 - 32 - 1 43 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 STRIKING ATTACK 16 - 22 - 0 42 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 13 - 0 32 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 TOTAL PARRY 4 - 18 - 0 18 |
Turn 593 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 4 2 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 AIMED BLOW 4 - 6 2 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 3 2 PARRY-STRIKE
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK POOP SLINGER 24-4478 31 6 0 237 LOOK OUT!! (1514)
WALL OF STEEL JACK KNIFE 47-6694 32 16 1 217 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
LUNGING ATTACK ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 48 44 1 209 SPARF! (1069)
AIMED BLOW EM 15-3737 38 55 1 209 LORDS OF DARKNESS (1318)
STRIKING ATTACK DON KING 47-5374 42 36 3 206 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
PARRY-STRIKE CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315 30 27 1 204 PARTY ANIMALS (591)
BASHING ATTACK ASSUR 18-7821 39 95 2 199 ARROGANCE (755)
PARRY-RIPOSTE HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 42 35 1 169 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)
PARRY-LUNGE LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504 41 38 1 162 DUNGEON CELL (1470)
TOTAL PARRY HOFFA 18-9369 29 69 0 83 ARROGANCE (755)
The overall popularity leader is HUW AP HUW 35-3030. The most popular warrior this
turn was CAPTAIN KIRK 29-5754. The ten other most popular fighters were LAZY LOOKOUT
42-4504, KOLACTAN KABOB 65-7072, RUBBER BULLET 54-2503, JACK KNIFE 47-6694, DON KING
47-5374, AMPUTATOR FROG 99-3206, PHONELESS CORD 54-2018, ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429, SURLY
DECKHAND 21-6568, and SULU 29-5705.
The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 18-8478. The other ten least popular
fighters were PRADUS 99-3707, MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074, WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563, HOCKEY
DUCK 39-937, THRESHPACK 50-138, KURTAL DUCK 78-2861, SYSTEM OF A DOWN 38-4451,
RUPTURE 99-3463, RED HOT CHILE PAPA 73-3358, and DOMINIC 30-3545.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
KALTOS(5) 1 0 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 TROCAR(54) 1 1 0
MALCORN(15) 1 0 1 MURSKA(35) 2 1 0 ILLIS(59) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 2 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 2 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0
SEAM(20) 1 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 1 0 0
SUNSET(21) 0 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 2 0
ZORPUNT(24) 2 0 0 RODEKI(42) 0 1 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 1 0
CALEAM(26) 0 1 0 NORTH FORK(47) 2 1 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 0 0
LAPUR(29) 0 3 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 1 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 1 0
IAYE(30) 0 1 0 TRICORUS(51) 0 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 2 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315 30 27 1 204 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
EM 15-3737 38 55 1 209 LORDS OF DARKNESS (1318) MALCORN
ASSUR 18-7821 39 95 2 199 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 48 44 1 209 SPARF! (1069) SEAM
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 59 70 1 161 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
POOP SLINGER 24-4478 31 6 0 237 LOOK OUT!! (1514) ZORPUNT
WAHOO 26-3916 33 20 1 196 HERE TO PHOENIX (1072) CALEAM
HYDROPONICUS 29-4605 29 12 0 188 BLUNT FORCE (1512) LAPUR
DOMINIC 30-3545 28 24 0 134 WRATHMEN (727) IAYE
SHARK BAIT 33-7652 33 29 0 161 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 52 134 2 194 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
SYSTEM OF A DOWN 38-4451 31 16 1 132 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 42 35 1 169 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
BEAULIEU 41-3057 27 19 0 137 WRATHMEN (818) KATI-TEI
LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504 41 38 1 162 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
JACK KNIFE 47-6694 32 16 1 217 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
RED ALERT 50-139 28 18 0 89 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 18 15 1 39 PANSY DIVISION (1149) TRICORUS
PHONELESS CORD 54-2018 47 34 0 191 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 49 22 2 195 NOT QUITE (1237) ILLIS
KOLACTAN KABOB 65-7072 28 4 3 197 SHEWISH BUFFET (1528) DAL SHANG
PORKY PIG 72-5953 30 20 2 155 MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439) DRAGONHEAD
CROSS CZECH 73-4008 19 14 3 109 WORLDWIDE GORE (913) ERINIKA
RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857 16 2 2 100 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL 96-3748 15 11 3 64 ARCANE GREATS FTF (1519) OLD VALAMANTIS
BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 22 18 4 137 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515) SYVYN'S HILL
AMPUTATOR FROG 99-3206 16 13 4 107 BLOOD FROG 3 (1511) SOUTH RIDGE