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Date : 09/26/2012 Duedate: 10/09/2012
HOME GUARD ARENA
DM 101 TURN 594
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 TEAM FLOYD 38/690 240 142 2 62.8 5 GLADIATOR 99/1533 82 75 1 52.2
LOOK OUT!! 24/1514 PHONOPHONIC 98/1531
BLUNT FORCE 29/1512 PANSY DIVISION 51/1149
ARCANE GREATS FTF 96/1519 6-WRATHMEN 24/805 50 49 2 50.5
2-CREAM OF THE 2/589 75 49 0 60.5 WRATHMEN 30/727
3 SEA DOGS 21/1446 704 472 5 59.9 WRATHMEN 41/818
SEA DOGS 33/1501 WRATHMEN II 71/845
SEA DOGS 35/1502 WRATHMEN VII 71/846
DUNGEON CELL 42/1470 7 BLOOD GANG 99/1532 2 2 0 50.0
SHEWISH BUFFET 65/1528 8 LAME ALLIAN 74/1294 85 101 2 45.7
SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537 ATTACKO/TCLONES05 82/1520
SHEWISH BANQUET 98/1515 LORDS OF DARKNESS 15/1318
4-SPARF! 20/1069 1220 1022 17 54.4 INQUISITION CLONES 38/1525
NOT QUITE 59/1237 9 ARROGANCE 18/755 513 776 11 39.8
ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 10 SAND DANCERS 78/775 768 1287 9 37.4
PARTY ANIMALS 5/591 CHILDREN OF LLYR 35/1415
USELESS TOOLS 54/735 11 TREKKERS 29/1534 31 61 3 33.7
WORLDWIDE GORE 73/913 THE WALKING DEAD 32/1538
DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221 12 PUBLIC ENEM 50/1530 4 9 0 30.8
HERE TO PHOENIX 26/1072 13 BLOOD FROG 99/1511 8 19 0 29.6
MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in HOME
GUARD. Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid! Hey
everybody, watch out for KURTAL DUCK, who flew up 45 points in the rankings after
mashing RED ALERT like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. Ya know, some days it
doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. RED ALERT lost to KURTAL DUCK and drops 39
points. Going for the gusto and coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was SHEWISH
BUFFET's KOLACTAN KABOB, who was turned away from the Duelmastership by POOP SLINGER.
4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that
location.
Here is other news that is of note.
Death is kind of like a new puppy: he's always around wanting to play. (Ha
Zontani, how's that for a wise saying?). Remember: alliances are great, but try and
take your ally in the arena with you and see what happens.
I think I had better cut this one short. It's been nice chatting to those of
you whom I have not offended yet. Okay, so I may not be the world's best comedian,
but then you guys aren't the world's best warriors. Its been fun, and I'm sure you
enjoyed it (boos). Now that I've got you worked up for Snide Clemens, I'll be
leaving-- The Unknown Spymaster
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
POOP SLINGER 24-4478 32 6 254 LOOK OUT!! (1514) ZORPUNT
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-JACK KNIFE 47-6694 32 16 1 217 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
EM 15-3737 39 55 1 215 LORDS OF DARKNESS (1318) MALCORN
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 53 134 2 209 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
-ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 48 44 1 209 SPARF! (1069) SEAM
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-DON KING 47-5374 42 36 3 206 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
-CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315 30 27 1 204 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
KOLACTAN KABOB 65-7072 28 5 3 200 SHEWISH BUFFET (1528) DAL SHANG
-WAHOO 26-3916 33 20 1 196 HERE TO PHOENIX (1072) CALEAM
-IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 49 22 2 195 NOT QUITE (1237) ILLIS
ASSUR 18-7821 39 96 2 195 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
-KIANA 24-3878 23 16 194 WRATHMEN (805) ZORPUNT
-GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 67 55 193 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
-PHONELESS CORD 54-2018 47 34 191 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
HYDROPONICUS 29-4605 29 13 188 BLUNT FORCE (1512) LAPUR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LEE LEE LO LEE 38-4653 32 14 2 176 INQUISITION CLONES (1525) CLIFFHOME
LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504 42 38 1 170 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
-RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 36 18 1 170 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
-HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 42 35 1 169 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
-ACE OF BASE 47-6905 26 16 167 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 60 70 1 163 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
FONZ 74-3332 21 7 1 161 LAME ALLIANCES (1294) DAYLA KIV
-SCROD BOY 38-4675 27 30 1 156 INQUISITION CLONES (1525) CLIFFHOME
-PORKY PIG 72-5953 30 20 2 155 MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439) DRAGONHEAD
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SHARK BAIT 33-7652 33 30 141 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 23 18 4 139 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515) SYVYN'S HILL
-BEAULIEU 41-3057 27 19 137 WRATHMEN (818) KATI-TEI
SYSTEM OF A DOWN 38-4451 31 17 1 135 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
-DOMINIC 30-3545 28 24 134 WRATHMEN (727) IAYE
SULU 29-5705 25 15 119 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
AMPUTATOR FROG 99-3206 16 14 4 114 BLOOD FROG 3 (1511) SOUTH RIDGE
-CROSS CZECH 73-4008 19 14 3 109 WORLDWIDE GORE (913) ERINIKA
PERCY QUIN 24 82-29478 23 43 107 ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (1520) DWES EG
RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857 17 2 2 102 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
-FRANCOIS 71-2966 17 8 101 WRATHMEN VII (846) KYR'TERR
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 68 112 1 95 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HOFFA 18-9369 30 69 89 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
-RED HOT CHILE PAPA 73-3358 24 16 1 88 WORLDWIDE GORE (913) ERINIKA
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 22 9 84 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
-MONGOL HORDE 73-4001 18 9 4 80 WORLDWIDE GORE (913) ERINIKA
KURTAL DUCK 78-2861 25 34 1 77 SAND DANCERS (775) LIN TIRIAN
PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL 96-3748 16 11 3 77 ARCANE GREATS FTF (1519) OLD VALAMANTIS
-BWIN EVOC 71-1965 21 18 1 75 WRATHMEN II (845) KYR'TERR
RUPTURE 99-3463 10 4 4 71 BLOOD GANG (1532) SOUTH RIDGE
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 19 15 1 69 PANSY DIVISION (1149) TRICORUS
-PRADUS 99-3707 9 5 4 67 GLADIATOR (1533) SOUTH RIDGE
-GIZMO 47-6941 16 13 1 62 DARQUE FORCES (1410) NORTH FORK
HOFFA 18-8478 23 101 1 57 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
HAMMERHEAD 35-4129 37 38 2 56 SEA DOGS (1502) MURSKA
ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437 18 5 55 THE WALKING DEAD (1538) ARVAT
RED ALERT 50-139 28 19 50 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
-BLACKBERRY 98-3339 8 5 5 48 PHONOPHONIC (1531) SYVYN'S HILL
THRESHPACK 50-138 26 20 45 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
CAPTAIN KIRK 29-5754 16 9 1 45 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
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LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
RUPTURE was unbelievably bested by HOFFA in a 11 minute Challenge fight.
POOP SLINGER viciously subdued KOLACTAN KABOB in a 1 minute Title battle.
EM defeated ASSUR in a 2 minute duel.
HUW AP HUW slimly won victory over HYDROPONICUS in a popular 9 minute gory contest.
SURLY DECKHAND demolished PERCY QUIN 24 in a 2 minute mismatched competition.
LAZY LOOKOUT devastated SULU in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory mismatched match.
LEE LEE LO LEE handily defeated SYSTEM OF A DOWN in a 1 minute uneven melee.
SHARK BAIT was vanquished by FONZ in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
AMPUTATOR FROG was defeated by BAKED CONVINCIA in a exciting 3 minute fight.
RALTUMAN OMELET handily defeated THRESHPACK in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
KURTAL DUCK demolished RED ALERT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL demolished HAMMERHEAD in a popular 3 minute mismatched match.
MANNY LEHMAN handily defeated CAPTAIN KIRK in a 1 minute uneven fight.
HOFFA was savagely defeated by WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? in a action packed 2 minute struggle.
OWAIN HARLSON overpowered ROTTING ROLAND in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 9 LUNGING ATTACK 20 - 10 - 0 67 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 SLASHING ATTACK 33 - 20 - 0 62 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 13 - 10 - 1 57 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 AIMED BLOW 50 - 49 - 2 51 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 23 - 23 - 0 50 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 19 - 22 - 0 46 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 4 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 BASHING ATTACK 22 - 30 - 0 42 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 15 - 0 29 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 TOTAL PARRY 4 - 18 - 0 18 |
Turn 594 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 4 - 5 2 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 2 PARRY-STRIKE
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 1 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 SLASHING ATTACK
1 WALL OF STEEL
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK POOP SLINGER 24-4478 32 6 0 254 LOOK OUT!! (1514)
AIMED BLOW EM 15-3737 39 55 1 215 LORDS OF DARKNESS (1318)
PARRY-STRIKE HUW AP HUW 35-3030 53 134 2 209 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
LUNGING ATTACK KOLACTAN KABOB 65-7072 28 5 3 200 SHEWISH BUFFET (1528)
BASHING ATTACK ASSUR 18-7821 39 96 2 195 ARROGANCE (755)
STRIKING ATTACK LEE LEE LO LEE 38-4653 32 14 2 176 INQUISITION CLONES (1525)
PARRY-LUNGE LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504 42 38 1 170 DUNGEON CELL (1470)
WALL OF STEEL BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 23 18 4 139 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)
TOTAL PARRY HOFFA 18-9369 30 69 0 89 ARROGANCE (755)
The overall popularity leader is HUW AP HUW 35-3030. The most popular warrior this
turn was HUW AP HUW 35-3030. The ten other most popular fighters were RUPTURE
99-3463, HYDROPONICUS 29-4605, AMPUTATOR FROG 99-3206, LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504, PASTRAMI
ELEMENTAL 96-3748, SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568, WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563, ASSUR 18-7821,
BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341, and HAMMERHEAD 35-4129.
The least popular fighter this week was ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437. The other ten least
popular fighters were CAPTAIN KIRK 29-5754, RED ALERT 50-139, THRESHPACK 50-138,
SHARK BAIT 33-7652, HOFFA 18-9369, HOFFA 18-8478, SYSTEM OF A DOWN 38-4451, OWAIN
HARLSON 35-3130, SULU 29-5705, and KOLACTAN KABOB 65-7072.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MALCORN(15) 1 0 0 MURSKA(35) 2 1 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 2 1 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 2 0 0
SUNSET(21) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 0 1 0
ZORPUNT(24) 1 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 2 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 0 0
LAPUR(29) 0 3 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 0 0
ARVAT(32) 0 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 2 0
NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
EM 15-3737 39 55 1 215 LORDS OF DARKNESS (1318) MALCORN
ASSUR 18-7821 39 96 2 195 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 60 70 1 163 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
POOP SLINGER 24-4478 32 6 0 254 LOOK OUT!! (1514) ZORPUNT
HYDROPONICUS 29-4605 29 13 0 188 BLUNT FORCE (1512) LAPUR
ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437 18 5 0 55 THE WALKING DEAD (1538) ARVAT
SHARK BAIT 33-7652 33 30 0 141 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 53 134 2 209 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
LEE LEE LO LEE 38-4653 32 14 2 176 INQUISITION CLONES (1525) CLIFFHOME
LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504 42 38 1 170 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
RED ALERT 50-139 28 19 0 50 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 19 15 1 69 PANSY DIVISION (1149) TRICORUS
KOLACTAN KABOB 65-7072 28 5 3 200 SHEWISH BUFFET (1528) DAL SHANG
FONZ 74-3332 21 7 1 161 LAME ALLIANCES (1294) DAYLA KIV
RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857 17 2 2 102 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
PERCY QUIN 24 82-29478 23 43 0 107 ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (1520) DWES EG
PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL 96-3748 16 11 3 77 ARCANE GREATS FTF (1519) OLD VALAMANTIS
BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 23 18 4 139 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515) SYVYN'S HILL
AMPUTATOR FROG 99-3206 16 14 4 114 BLOOD FROG 3 (1511) SOUTH RIDGE