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Date : 11/07/2012 Duedate: 11/20/2012
HOME GUARD ARENA
DM 101 TURN 597
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 TEAM FLOYD 38/690 251 151 2 62.4 WORLDWIDE GORE 73/913
LOOK OUT!! 24/1514 DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221
BLUNT FORCE 29/1512 HERE TO PHOENIX 26/1072
COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541 MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439
I C DRUNK PEOPLE 41/1543 WESTERN FRONTIER 71/1544
ARCANE GREATS FTF 96/1519 4-WRATHMEN 24/805 51 49 2 51.0
2 SEA DOGS 21/1446 717 482 6 59.8 5 ATTACKO/TCL 82/1520 88 103 2 46.1
SEA DOGS 33/1501 LORDS OF DARKNESS 15/1318
SEA DOGS 35/1502 INQUISITION CLONES 38/1525
DUNGEON CELL 42/1470 6 PUBLIC ENEM 50/1530 9 13 0 40.9
SHEWISH BUFFET 65/1528 ASIAN INVASION 54/1542
SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537 7 BLOOD GANG 99/1532 2 3 0 40.0
DUNGEON CELL 27 84/1539 8 ARROGANCE 18/755 515 783 11 39.7
SHEWISH BANQUET 98/1515 9 SAND DANCERS 78/775 771 1293 9 37.4
3-SPARF! 20/1069 1229 1027 17 54.5 CHILDREN OF LLYR 35/1415
NOT QUITE 59/1237 10 TREKKERS 29/1534 36 67 3 35.0
ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 THE WALKING DEAD 32/1538
PARTY ANIMALS 5/591 11 BLOOD FROG 99/1511 10 20 0 33.3
USELESS TOOLS 54/735
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Well, what are you looking at, HOME GUARD? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Of course, we're all terribly impressed
to see LAZY LOOKOUT win a fight and gain 53 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, HAMMERHEAD
beat KURTAL DUCK and KURTAL DUCK lost 28 points. You're breakin' my heart. And if
variety is the spice of life, HOME GUARD may be getting bland, as POOP SLINGER stays
top dog in the city. The Bash & Glug, humph! I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.
Where do they get this stuff? From HOME GUARD's trash dumps?
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, HOFFA was this turn's
most challenged warrior. Watch that ego swell, sports fans. And we have ROTTING
ROLAND in a challenge, going down 13 points for the fight. Guess what? I thought
ROTTING ROLAND showed great skill and promise when he defeated HOFFA. All right, so
I slept through it! Big deal!
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only
shines through use. Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.
What does the HOME GUARD arena have in common with the inns? It's just as
comfortable to sleep in either place. Ha ha ha ha! Just wait 'till next time I show
up here, I won't be so nice! So nyaaah! I see the crowds are getting restless, I
must leave now-- Snide Clemens
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
POOP SLINGER 24-4478 35 6 286 LOOK OUT!! (1514) ZORPUNT
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504 45 38 2 246 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
-ROWDY YOBBO 20-3429 49 44 1 220 SPARF! (1069) SEAM
EM 15-3737 40 57 1 217 LORDS OF DARKNESS (1318) MALCORN
-IMMOVEABLE OBJECT 59-2110 50 22 2 216 NOT QUITE (1237) ILLIS
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-DON KING 47-5374 43 36 3 216 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-KIANA 24-3878 24 16 207 WRATHMEN (805) ZORPUNT
-JACK KNIFE 47-6694 32 17 1 203 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
-PHONELESS CORD 54-2018 48 34 198 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
-LEE LEE LO LEE 38-4653 33 14 2 197 INQUISITION CLONES (1525) CLIFFHOME
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 53 137 2 195 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
-CATFISH HUNTER 5-3315 30 28 1 195 PARTY ANIMALS (591) KALTOS
KOLACTAN KABOB 65-7072 29 7 3 195 SHEWISH BUFFET (1528) DAL SHANG
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 62 71 1 194 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
-ACE OF BASE 47-6905 27 16 192 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
HYDROPONICUS 29-4605 30 15 189 BLUNT FORCE (1512) LAPUR
-HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 43 35 1 188 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-WAHOO 26-3916 33 21 1 177 HERE TO PHOENIX (1072) CALEAM
ASSUR 18-7821 40 98 2 174 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
-RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 36 19 1 167 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 26 18 4 163 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515) SYVYN'S HILL
SYSTEM OF A DOWN 38-4451 33 18 1 158 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-PORKY PIG 72-5953 30 21 2 144 MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439) DRAGONHEAD
SHARK BAIT 33-7652 34 32 142 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
AMPUTATOR FROG 99-3206 18 15 4 142 BLOOD FROG 3 (1511) SOUTH RIDGE
-CROSS CZECH 73-4008 20 14 3 130 WORLDWIDE GORE (913) ERINIKA
-PERCY QUIN 24 82-29478 24 43 119 ATTACKO/TCLONES05 (1520) DWES EG
SULU 29-5705 25 18 109 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857 17 5 2 101 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 70 113 1 99 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
-RED HOT CHILE PAPA 73-3358 25 16 1 98 WORLDWIDE GORE (913) ERINIKA
-MONGOL HORDE 73-4001 19 9 4 96 WORLDWIDE GORE (913) ERINIKA
-HIRED GOON 84-4856 15 4 2 95 DUNGEON CELL 27 (1539) BLACKSTONE
JACK DANIELS 41-3947 17 4 91 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (1543) KATI-TEI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437 20 6 88 THE WALKING DEAD (1538) ARVAT
CAPTAIN KIRK 29-5754 18 10 1 85 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL 96-3748 18 12 3 80 ARCANE GREATS FTF (1519) OLD VALAMANTIS
QIONG YING 54-1341 20 18 79 ASIAN INVASION (1542) TROCAR
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 23 11 78 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
NERO 29-5707 22 21 72 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
HOFFA 18-8478 24 103 1 62 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
TONG PAK FU 54-1747 15 9 1 62 ASIAN INVASION (1542) TROCAR
HAMMERHEAD 35-4129 38 40 2 61 SEA DOGS (1502) MURSKA
-APPLESEED 59-2662 19 2 1 60 IMPROVED ILLUSION (1431) ILLIS
THRESHPACK 50-138 27 22 59 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
RUPTURE 99-3463 10 5 4 58 BLOOD GANG (1532) SOUTH RIDGE
RED ALERT 50-139 29 21 54 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
HOFFA 18-9369 30 72 52 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
-ALBUQUERQUE 71-6009 13 2 1 42 WESTERN FRONTIER (1544) KYR'TERR
KURTAL DUCK 78-2861 26 36 1 40 SAND DANCERS (775) LIN TIRIAN
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 19 18 1 39 COLLEGE RADIO (1541) TRICORUS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
HYDROPONICUS 29-4605 30 15 0 BLUNT FORCE 1512 LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504 597
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
We were actually thinking of doing personals for Home Guard. Really, we were. But
when we went to get the Hands, they were fully involved with typing the tourney spy
report. Totally would not stop that. Bummer. And not only that, we were told that
Olaf was "too busy" with the tourney spy report (I hear he was drunk during the whole
tourney) to do a spy report for Home Guard today. Oh, well, insist on something good
next time! -- Huw ap Huw
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CAPTAIN KIRK devastated THRESHPACK in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
ROTTING ROLAND demolished HOFFA in a popular 5 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
POOP SLINGER devastated HUW AP HUW in a popular 1 minute one-sided Title contest.
EM subdued KOLACTAN KABOB in a crowd pleasing 5 minute competition.
HYDROPONICUS was barely slain by LAZY LOOKOUT in a crowd pleasing 5 minute fight.
ASSUR devastated SULU in a action packed 1 minute gruesome one-sided competition.
SURLY DECKHAND vanquished SYSTEM OF A DOWN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BAKED CONVINCIA defeated KATRINA in a action packed 3 minute gory duel.
RALTUMAN OMELET was overpowered by AMPUTATOR FROG in a 1 minute uneven match.
SHARK BAIT was overpowered by KATRINA in a exciting 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
OWAIN HARLSON handily defeated RED ALERT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
RUPTURE was overpowered by WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL savagely defeated MEAN SPIRIT in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.
HOFFA was vanquished by QIONG YING in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
KURTAL DUCK was devastated by HAMMERHEAD in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
TONG PAK FU overpowered MANNY LEHMAN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
JACK DANIELS overpowered NERO in a 2 minute bloody one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 11 SLASHING ATTACK 30 - 18 - 0 63 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 LUNGING ATTACK 19 - 12 - 0 61 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 2 - 0 60 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 53 - 46 - 2 54 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 3 WALL OF STEEL 19 - 18 - 0 51 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 22 - 21 - 0 51 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 11 - 0 45 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 BASHING ATTACK 19 - 25 - 0 43 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 18 - 1 33 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 TOTAL PARRY 5 - 17 - 0 23 |
Turn 597 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 3 3 AIMED BLOW
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 2 2 SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 6 - 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 PARRY-LUNGE
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 WALL OF STEEL
1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK POOP SLINGER 24-4478 35 6 0 286 LOOK OUT!! (1514)
PARRY-LUNGE LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504 45 38 2 246 DUNGEON CELL (1470)
AIMED BLOW EM 15-3737 40 57 1 217 LORDS OF DARKNESS (1318)
PARRY-STRIKE HUW AP HUW 35-3030 53 137 2 195 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
LUNGING ATTACK KOLACTAN KABOB 65-7072 29 7 3 195 SHEWISH BUFFET (1528)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 62 71 1 194 SEA DOGS (1446)
WALL OF STEEL BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 26 18 4 163 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)
STRIKING ATTACK RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857 17 5 2 101 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)
TOTAL PARRY HOFFA 18-8478 24 103 1 62 ARROGANCE (755)
The overall popularity leader is HUW AP HUW 35-3030. The most popular warrior this
turn was KOLACTAN KABOB 65-7072. The ten other most popular fighters were LAZY
LOOKOUT 42-4504, HYDROPONICUS 29-4605, PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL 96-3748, ROTTING ROLAND
32-5437, CAPTAIN KIRK 29-5754, EM 15-3737, JACK DANIELS 41-3947, ASSUR 18-7821, BAKED
CONVINCIA 98-2341, and OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130.
The least popular fighter this week was MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074. The other ten least
popular fighters were KURTAL DUCK 78-2861, HOFFA 18-9369, RUPTURE 99-3463, RALTUMAN
OMELET 78-2857, SYSTEM OF A DOWN 38-4451, RED ALERT 50-139, SHARK BAIT 33-7652, SURLY
DECKHAND 21-6568, SULU 29-5705, and HUW AP HUW 35-3030.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MALCORN(15) 1 0 0 MURSKA(35) 2 1 0 TROCAR(54) 2 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0
SUNSET(21) 1 0 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 0 2 0
ZORPUNT(24) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 1 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 0 0
LAPUR(29) 1 3 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 2 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 0 0
ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 TRICORUS(51) 0 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 1 0
NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
EM 15-3737 40 57 1 217 LORDS OF DARKNESS (1318) MALCORN
ASSUR 18-7821 40 98 2 174 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 62 71 1 194 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
POOP SLINGER 24-4478 35 6 0 286 LOOK OUT!! (1514) ZORPUNT
HYDROPONICUS 29-4605 30 15 0 189 BLUNT FORCE (1512) LAPUR
ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437 20 6 0 88 THE WALKING DEAD (1538) ARVAT
SHARK BAIT 33-7652 34 32 0 142 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 53 137 2 195 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
SYSTEM OF A DOWN 38-4451 33 18 1 158 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
JACK DANIELS 41-3947 17 4 0 91 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (1543) KATI-TEI
LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504 45 38 2 246 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
THRESHPACK 50-138 27 22 0 59 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 19 18 1 39 COLLEGE RADIO (1541) TRICORUS
QIONG YING 54-1341 20 18 0 79 ASIAN INVASION (1542) TROCAR
KOLACTAN KABOB 65-7072 29 7 3 195 SHEWISH BUFFET (1528) DAL SHANG
RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857 17 5 2 101 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
PASTRAMI ELEMENTAL 96-3748 18 12 3 80 ARCANE GREATS FTF (1519) OLD VALAMANTIS
BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 26 18 4 163 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515) SYVYN'S HILL
AMPUTATOR FROG 99-3206 18 15 4 142 BLOOD FROG 3 (1511) SOUTH RIDGE