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Date : 01/02/2013 Duedate: 01/15/2013
HOME GUARD ARENA
DM 101 TURN 601
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1-S.O.S. 59/1556 4 2 0 66.7 5 WRATHMEN 20/799 58 54 2 51.8
THE CLUB 10/1549 WRATHMEN 30/727
SHREDDERS 42/1554 WRATHMEN 36/923
TACKLE BOX 6/1547 WRATHMEN 63/1563
THE BLUES 21/1551 WRATHMEN XXV 71/1558
TACKLE BOX 37/1553 6 BLOOD GANG 99/1532 4 4 0 50.0
THE VINEYARD 69/1557 7-SERPENTS HOL 2/1546 95 97 0 49.5
VENTURE BROS. 51/1555 ZOMBIE SQUAD 2 17/1550
2 TEAM FLOYD 38/690 261 163 2 61.6 8 ARROGANCE 18/755 520 790 11 39.7
COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541 9-VISIONIST IN 9/1548 49 77 0 38.9
I C DRUNK PEOPLE 41/1543 VISIONIST INC 32/1552
INK & STEEL RETRO 15/1561 VISIONIST INC 74/1559
3 SEA DOGS 21/1446 735 492 6 59.9 VISIONIST INC 77/1560
SEA DOGS 33/1501 10 SAND DANCERS 78/775 778 1298 9 37.5
SEA DOGS 35/1502 CHILDREN OF LLYR 35/1415
DUNGEON CELL 42/1470 11 WAH CHING 52/1565 16 27 0 37.2
SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562 PUBLIC ENEMY 50/1530
SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537 ASIAN INVASION 54/1542
SHEWISH BANQUET 98/1515 12 TREKKERS 29/1534 43 80 3 35.0
4 REAL BEER 21/1116 1240 1037 18 54.5 BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545
ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564
WORLDWIDE GORE 73/913 THE WALKING DEAD 32/1538
DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221 13-BLOOD FROGS 98/1510 11 22 0 33.3
OTTAWA SENATORS 71/1566
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Captain of the Guard
Okay, I was surprised. Match-ups are whatever they are, but I didn't expect to
WIN this. It's a rotten precedent. If I keep on winning, I might get booted out of
Home Guard at the next Split! And I BELONG in Home Guard.
Although I wouldn't mind having a Charles come in to do MY column. Oh, well.
Huw ap Huw
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
I told the clerks we should take a "snow day" and stay home. No fights. They
weren't listening, although to be fair, they had Green Eyes glaring at them.
Shark Bait, biggest rise, 29 points. Assur, biggest drop, 28 points. Same
fight.
No challenges, no avoids.
Seventeen fights, two standbys. Coulda been better, but I've seen it worse.
KURTAL DUCK (78-2861) (27-38-1,51) of SAND DANCERS fought B&G BOUNCER (101-3)
(0-0-0,30) of Louts Local 101. KURTAL DUCK was overpowered by B&G BOUNCER in a 1
minute one-sided match. Which just goes to SHOW that Ducks were not meant to hold
swords.
KHYLAR (36-4613) (23-13-0,89) of WRATHMEN fought SULU (29-5705) (25-21-0,69) of
TREKKERS. KHYLAR was overpowered by SULU in an exciting 1 minute one-sided bout. If
I were Khylar, I'd be wrathful about that.
JACK DANIELS (41-3947) (18-6-0,79) of I C DRUNK PEOPLE fought PIETROS (21-7137)
(26-22-1,73) of BLOOD AND SAND. JACK DANIELS was devastated by PIETROS in a 1 minute
mismatched brawl. But Jack was drunk, so he didn't notice.
LI KUI (52-851) (17-11-1,63) of WAH CHING fought HOFFA (18-8478) (25-105-1,73)
of ARROGANCE. LI KUI was unbelievably bested by HOFFA in an action packed 5 minute
brutal duel. Hoffas are not SUPPOSED to win. Pull up your socks, guys, and BEAT
them.
RED ALERT (50-139) (31-22-0,59) of PUBLIC ENEMY fought WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? (38-
4563) (24-13-0,61) of TEAM FLOYD. RED ALERT was handily defeated by WHAT'S A
VOLKSIE? in a 1 minute uneven fight. Ah. Red Alert doesn't know the answer, either.
NASTY NES (50-142) (27-33-1,61) of PUBLIC ENEMY fought ROTTING ROLAND (32-5437)
(22-7-0,78) of THE WALKING DEAD. NASTY NES was subdued by ROTTING ROLAND in a
popular 3 minute bloody brawl. Two of a kind, if you ask me.
MANNY LEHMAN (51-5074) (20-20-1,60) of COLLEGE RADIO fought HOFFA (18-9369) (31-
74-0,59) of ARROGANCE. MANNY LEHMAN slimly lost to HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 3
minute brutal conflict. Another Hoffa winning! The world is coming to an end!
OHMYGOD (63-2147) (20-4-1,92) of WRATHMEN fought CAPTAIN KIRK (29-5754) (20-11-
1,72) of TREKKERS. OHMYGOD overpowered CAPTAIN KIRK in a 1 minute one-sided match.
Expectable. Good work, but not a surprise.
HORSE D'OEUVRE (61-3635) (19-1-3,91) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought NERO (29-5707)
(22-24-0,48) of TREKKERS. HORSE D'OEUVRE savagely defeated NERO in an action packed
2 minute gory match. I've heard this Horse guy is a tough meal. Or snack.
HAMMERHEAD (35-4129) (40-41-2,93) of SEA DOGS fought BASS (21-5262) (14-2-3,85)
of REAL BEER. HAMMERHEAD was vanquished by BASS in a 1 minute one-sided duel. And
afterward, he felt like someone was hammering on his head. Y'know, if you wrote
personals, I would have something more to do than make plays on your names.
OWAIN HARLSON (35-3130) (72-114-1,148) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought RUPTURE (99-
3463) (12-5-4,100) of BLOOD GANG. OWAIN HARLSON won victory over RUPTURE in a
popular 1 minute uneven duel. Owain's winning streak continues!
INKED PIG (15-5112) (21-2-0,126) of INK & STEEL RETRO fought THRESHPACK (50-138)
(29-23-0,96) of PUBLIC ENEMY. INKED PIG handily defeated THRESHPACK in an action
packed 1 minute uneven fight. Pigs have hands?
ASSUR (18-7821) (41-100-2,164) of ARROGANCE fought SHARK BAIT (33-7652) (35-34-
0,126) of SEA DOGS. ASSUR was devastated by SHARK BAIT in a 1 minute mismatched
match. This is the one with the most point movement afterward.
LAZY LOOKOUT (42-4504) (47-39-2,198) of DUNGEON CELL fought CAO ZHENG (54-85)
(33-34-6,192) of ASIAN INVASION. LAZY LOOKOUT devastated CAO ZHENG in a popular 1
minute uneven brawl. Trying to make it back to the top, Lazy?
BAKED CONVINCIA (98-2341) (28-19-4,181) of SHEWISH BANQUET fought SYSTEM OF A
DOWN (38-4451) (35-19-1,165) of TEAM FLOYD. BAKED CONVINCIA was devastated by SYSTEM
OF A DOWN in a 2 minute one-sided contest. You can do a lot if you've got a good
system.
SURLY DECKHAND (21-6568) (64-72-1,202) of SEA DOGS fought HUNGRY HAROLD (101-29)
(0-0-0,200) of Louts Local 101. SURLY DECKHAND was viciously subdued by HUNGRY
HAROLD in a popular 3 minute match. The standbys are going to get swelled heads.
HUW AP HUW (35-3030) (56-137-2,227) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought RALTUMAN OMELET
(78-2857) (20-5-2,194) of SHEWISH BUFFET. HUW AP HUW was devastated by RALTUMAN
OMELET in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight. Well, Huw didn't want to do another
column. Congratulations to the Omelet.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857 21 5 2 208 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504 48 39 2 206 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 64 73 1 196 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
-BRYNMAR 20-2986 33 36 1 192 WRATHMEN (799) SEAM
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 56 138 2 191 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
-DON KING 47-5374 43 38 3 191 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
SYSTEM OF A DOWN 38-4451 36 19 1 191 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
CAO ZHENG 54-85 33 35 6 187 ASIAN INVASION (1542) TROCAR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 43 37 1 173 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 28 20 4 167 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515) SYVYN'S HILL
-DOMINIC 30-3545 30 25 158 WRATHMEN (727) IAYE
SHARK BAIT 33-7652 36 34 155 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 73 114 1 150 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
ASSUR 18-7821 41 101 2 136 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
INKED PIG 15-5112 22 2 132 INK & STEEL RETRO (1561) MALCORN
-RED HOT CHILE PAPA 73-3358 27 16 1 127 WORLDWIDE GORE (913) ERINIKA
OHMYGOD 63-2147 21 4 1 102 WRATHMEN (1563) AMEN-TEI
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RUPTURE 99-3463 12 6 4 100 BLOOD GANG (1532) SOUTH RIDGE
THRESHPACK 50-138 29 24 99 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
BASS 21-5262 15 2 3 99 REAL BEER (1116) SUNSET
SULU 29-5705 26 21 95 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
HORSE D'OEUVRE 61-3635 20 1 3 93 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
PIETROS 21-7137 27 22 1 92 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HAMMERHEAD 35-4129 40 42 2 82 SEA DOGS (1502) MURSKA
ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437 23 7 80 THE WALKING DEAD (1538) ARVAT
HOFFA 18-8478 26 105 1 78 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 25 13 76 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
CAPTAIN KIRK 29-5754 20 12 1 71 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
KHYLAR 36-4613 23 14 70 WRATHMEN (923) JHANS
NASTY NES 50-142 27 34 1 67 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
JACK DANIELS 41-3947 18 7 67 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (1543) KATI-TEI
HOFFA 18-9369 32 74 66 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
LI KUI 52-851 17 12 1 64 WAH CHING (1565) FRATSFA
-BENJY MOUSE 11-7392 14 21 1 64 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
-DR. ORPHEUS 51-5622 18 7 61 VENTURE BROS. (1555) TRICORUS
-TONG PAK FU 54-1747 16 11 1 60 ASIAN INVASION (1542) TROCAR
NERO 29-5707 22 25 59 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 20 21 1 57 COLLEGE RADIO (1541) TRICORUS
-DANNY HEATLEY 71-6115 18 1 1 56 OTTAWA SENATORS (1566) KYR'TERR
RED ALERT 50-139 31 23 53 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
-DAEMYN 71-2940 7 2 53 WRATHMEN XXV (1558) KYR'TERR
-QIONG YING 54-1341 20 21 46 ASIAN INVASION (1542) TROCAR
-SHELLBACK 33-7769 14 3 45 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
KURTAL DUCK 78-2861 27 39 1 30 SAND DANCERS (775) LIN TIRIAN
-RABID TOAD 98-2767 9 9 4 23 BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510) SYVYN'S HILL
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Shark Bait -- It's like that old song, "When the shark bites, hit him on the snoot."
Surprising how effective that can be. -- Owain Harlson
This Hoffa made indecent comments! I didn't even know they could talk. -- Kurtal
Duck
ALL -- MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL IN ALASTARI!!!
May your year end in peace and the new year hold great things for you and your
families. -- Gentleben (Sunset-21, Morya-28, Arvat-32 and Talahya-100)
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HUW AP HUW was devastated by RALTUMAN OMELET in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
SURLY DECKHAND was viciously subdued by HUNGRY HAROLD in a popular 3 minute match.
BAKED CONVINCIA was devastated by SYSTEM OF A DOWN in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
LAZY LOOKOUT devastated CAO ZHENG in a popular 1 minute uneven brawl.
ASSUR was devastated by SHARK BAIT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
INKED PIG handily defeated THRESHPACK in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
OWAIN HARLSON won victory over RUPTURE in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
HAMMERHEAD was vanquished by BASS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HORSE D'OEUVRE savagely defeated NERO in a action packed 2 minute gory match.
OHMYGOD overpowered CAPTAIN KIRK in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MANNY LEHMAN slimly lost to HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal conflict.
NASTY NES was subdued by ROTTING ROLAND in a popular 3 minute bloody brawl.
RED ALERT was handily defeated by WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? in a 1 minute uneven fight.
LI KUI was unbelievably bested by HOFFA in a action packed 5 minute brutal duel.
JACK DANIELS was devastated by PIETROS in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
KHYLAR was overpowered by SULU in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
KURTAL DUCK was overpowered by B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 7 SLASHING ATTACK 23 - 9 - 1 72 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 STRIKING ATTACK 30 - 23 - 0 57 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 LUNGING ATTACK 20 - 16 - 0 56 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 BASHING ATTACK 20 - 19 - 0 51 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 17 - 20 - 0 46 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 AIMED BLOW 44 - 53 - 1 45 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 10 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 13 - 22 - 1 37 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 14 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 3 - 0 25 |
Turn 601 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 3 2 PARRY-LUNGE
AIMED BLOW 4 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
1 AIMED BLOW
1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857 21 5 2 208 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)
PARRY-LUNGE LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504 48 39 2 206 DUNGEON CELL (1470)
BASHING ATTACK SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 64 73 1 196 SEA DOGS (1446)
PARRY-STRIKE HUW AP HUW 35-3030 56 138 2 191 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
AIMED BLOW SYSTEM OF A DOWN 38-4451 36 19 1 191 TEAM FLOYD (690)
LUNGING ATTACK CAO ZHENG 54-85 33 35 6 187 ASIAN INVASION (1542)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 28 20 4 167 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)
TOTAL PARRY HOFFA 18-8478 26 105 1 78 ARROGANCE (755)
SLASHING ATTACK RED ALERT 50-139 31 23 0 53 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)
The overall popularity leader is SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568. The most popular warrior
this turn was LI KUI 52-851. The ten other most popular fighters were SYSTEM OF A
DOWN 38-4451, HORSE D'OEUVRE 61-3635, MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074, NASTY NES 50-142,
RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857, SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568, ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437, SULU
29-5705, WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563, and CAO ZHENG 54-85.
The least popular fighter this week was JACK DANIELS 41-3947. The other ten least
popular fighters were RED ALERT 50-139, CAPTAIN KIRK 29-5754, HAMMERHEAD 35-4129,
KURTAL DUCK 78-2861, KHYLAR 36-4613, THRESHPACK 50-138, ASSUR 18-7821, HUW AP HUW
35-3030, PIETROS 21-7137, and HOFFA 18-8478.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MALCORN(15) 1 0 0 JHANS(36) 0 1 0 TROCAR(54) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 2 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 2 0 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0
SUNSET(21) 2 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 1 0 0
LAPUR(29) 1 2 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 1 0
ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 3 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 0 1 0
NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 TRICORUS(51) 0 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 1 0
MURSKA(35) 1 2 0 FRATSFA(52) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
INKED PIG 15-5112 22 2 0 132 INK & STEEL RETRO (1561) MALCORN
ASSUR 18-7821 41 101 2 136 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 64 73 1 196 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
SULU 29-5705 26 21 0 95 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437 23 7 0 80 THE WALKING DEAD (1538) ARVAT
SHARK BAIT 33-7652 36 34 0 155 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 56 138 2 191 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
KHYLAR 36-4613 23 14 0 70 WRATHMEN (923) JHANS
SYSTEM OF A DOWN 38-4451 36 19 1 191 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
JACK DANIELS 41-3947 18 7 0 67 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (1543) KATI-TEI
LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504 48 39 2 206 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
THRESHPACK 50-138 29 24 0 99 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 20 21 1 57 COLLEGE RADIO (1541) TRICORUS
LI KUI 52-851 17 12 1 64 WAH CHING (1565) FRATSFA
CAO ZHENG 54-85 33 35 6 187 ASIAN INVASION (1542) TROCAR
HORSE D'OEUVRE 61-3635 20 1 3 93 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
OHMYGOD 63-2147 21 4 1 102 WRATHMEN (1563) AMEN-TEI
RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857 21 5 2 208 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 28 20 4 167 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515) SYVYN'S HILL
RUPTURE 99-3463 12 6 4 100 BLOOD GANG (1532) SOUTH RIDGE