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Date : 02/13/2013 Duedate: 02/26/2013
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DM 101 TURN 604
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 TEAM FLOYD 38/690 272 175 2 60.9 4 REAL BEER 21/1116 1243 1037 18 54.5
POKER GREATS 1/1570 5 WRATHMEN 20/799 63 57 2 52.5
HOMER'S PETS 74/1569 WRATHMEN 30/727
COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541 WRATHMEN 36/923
COLLEGE RADIO #4 4/1567 WRATHMEN 63/1563
I C DRUNK PEOPLE 41/1543 6 BLOOD GANG 99/1532 5 6 0 45.5
INK & STEEL RETRO 15/1561 7 WAH CHING 52/1565 23 35 0 39.7
INK & STEEL FOREVER 6/1572 PUBLIC ENEMY 50/1530
2 CREAM OF THE 2/589 76 50 0 60.3 ASIAN INVASION 54/1542
3 SEA DOGS 21/1446 750 505 7 59.8 8 ARROGANCE 18/755 522 797 11 39.6
SEA DOGS 33/1501 9 SAND DANCERS 78/775 783 1302 9 37.6
SEA DOGS 35/1502 CHILDREN OF LLYR 35/1415
DUNGEON CELL 42/1470 10 TREKKERS 29/1534 50 86 3 36.8
SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562 BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545
SHEWISH BUFFET 63/1568 THE WALKING DEAD 32/1538
SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537 11 BLOOD FROGS 98/1510 12 24 0 33.3
SHEWISH BANQUET 98/1515
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Okay, I know you're all going to be surprised, even SHOCKED!, when I say this
has to be fast. No two ways around it, this spy report falls at a bad time. I'm not
sure there is a good time, but that's a different issue.
Greatest point gain, Kurtal Duck, 34. Greatest drop, Spiderpig, 26. Same
fight.
Twenty-one fights, no challenges or avoids, two standbys. Everybody still
recovering from the tourney?
NERO (29-5707) (23-26-0,72) of TREKKERS fought PHIL HELLMUTH (1-7842) (20-6-
1,67) of POKER GREATS. NERO was savagely defeated by PHIL HELLMUTH in a crowd
pleasing 2 minute conflict. They breed 'em savage in Mordant.
SHELLBACK (33-7769) (14-5-0,51) of SEA DOGS fought HARD CORE (6-6599) (17-1-
2,65) of INK & STEEL FOREVER. SHELLBACK was demolished by HARD CORE in an exciting 1
minute one-sided bout. Bah. (Translated, that means, I can't think of anything to
say about this one.)
HAMMERHEAD (35-4129) (41-43-2,84) of SEA DOGS fought HOFFA (18-8478) (26-107-
1,62) of ARROGANCE. HAMMERHEAD viciously subdued HOFFA in a popular 2 minute brutal
brawl. Easy win.
KHYLAR (36-4613) (25-14-0,83) of WRATHMEN fought KID KOALA (4-5694) (14-12-1,47)
of COLLEGE RADIO #4. KHYLAR vanquished KID KOALA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-
sided fray. Seriously mis-matched, but there you are. It happens.
NASTY NES (50-142) (29-34-1,74) of PUBLIC ENEMY fought WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? (38-
4563) (25-15-0,39) of TEAM FLOYD. NASTY NES lost to WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute bout. What a Volksie is, is a winner.
MANNY LEHMAN (51-5074) (20-23-1,30) of COLLEGE RADIO fought RED ALERT (50-139)
(32-24-0,70) of PUBLIC ENEMY. MANNY LEHMAN was handily defeated by RED ALERT in a 1
minute one-sided conflict. Now, if it had been a purple alert, things might've been
different.
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN (63-2882) (20-2-2,88) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought JACK DANIELS
(41-3947) (19-8-0,71) of I C DRUNK PEOPLE. KUNG PAO KOLACTAN was bested by JACK
DANIELS in a 2 minute bout. And whatever Jack was drinking, pass it around, eh?
KURTAL DUCK (78-2861) (28-40-1,45) of SAND DANCERS fought SPIDERPIG (74-4304)
(19-4-0,77) of HOMER'S PETS. KURTAL DUCK devastated SPIDERPIG in a 1 minute one-
sided battle. Has the Duck finally found his feet here? Or whatever you call those
flippery things.
NAKED LUNCH (78-2917) (17-6-0,50) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought B&G BOUNCER (101-3)
(0-0-0,30) of the Louts Local 101. NAKED LUNCH was bested by B&G BOUNCER in a 1
minute conflict. Ah, embarrassing.
RABID TOAD (98-2767) (10-10-4,66) of BLOOD FROGS 2 fought CAPTAIN KIRK (29-5754)
(21-13-1,74) of TREKKERS. RABID TOAD was subdued by CAPTAIN KIRK in a 2 minute
match. Wisely so.
ROTTING ROLAND (32-5437) (24-8-0,96) of THE WALKING DEAD fought HOFFA (18-9369)
(32-76-0,58) of ARROGANCE. ROTTING ROLAND handily defeated HOFFA in a 1 minute one-
sided bout. Easy win.
DAGAN (21-7201) (26-14-0,100) of BLOOD AND SAND fought LI KUI (52-851) (17-14-
1,58) of WAH CHING. DAGAN slimly won victory over LI KUI in a popular 3 minute
brutal fight. If that victory was "slim," then Li Kui is going to be dangerous one
of these days soon.
INKED PIG (15-5112) (23-3-0,145) of INK & STEEL RETRO fought RUPTURE (99-3463)
(13-7-4,100) of BLOOD GANG. INKED PIG defeated RUPTURE in a 1 minute duel. Well,
pigs. What can you do?
HORSE D'OEUVRE (61-3635) (22-1-3,107) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought SULU (29-5705)
(27-22-0,100) of TREKKERS. HORSE D'OEUVRE vanquished SULU in an action packed 1
minute uneven duel. There's finger food, and then there's fingers for food.
OHMYGOD (63-2147) (22-5-1,137) of WRATHMEN fought OWAIN HARLSON (35-3130) (73-
116-1,119) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. OHMYGOD was devastated by OWAIN HARLSON in a 1
minute one-sided competition. Didn't they just do this?
ASSUR (18-7821) (43-101-2,151) of ARROGANCE fought BASS (21-5262) (17-2-3,120)
of REAL BEER. ASSUR was defeated by BASS in an exciting 1 minute struggle. Beer
will get anybody.
BAKED CONVINCIA (98-2341) (30-20-4,173) of SHEWISH BANQUET fought THRESHPACK
(50-138) (30-25-0,110) of PUBLIC ENEMY. BAKED CONVINCIA bested THRESHPACK in an
action packed 3 minute brawl. Someday I'd like to see what goes INTO that Baked
Convincia. Not ice cream, I bet.
SYSTEM OF A DOWN (38-4451) (37-20-1,190) of TEAM FLOYD fought AYLIAN (101-23)
(0-0-0,181) of the Louts Local 101. SYSTEM OF A DOWN devastated AYLIAN in an
exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. Of course.
RALTUMAN OMELET (78-2857) (21-7-2,187) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought HUW AP HUW (35-
3030) (57-139-2,172) of CHILDREN OF LLYR. RALTUMAN OMELET was defeated by HUW AP HUW
in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel. Ah, today it's Huw's winning streak.
GOPHER BAROQUE (2-3359) (68-55-0,206) of CREAM OF THE SLOP fought SHARK BAIT
(33-7652) (37-35-0,194) of SEA DOGS. GOPHER BAROQUE was viciously subdued by SHARK
BAIT in an action packed 4 minute battle. This Shark Bait is a tough one.
For the title:
CAO ZHENG (54-85) (35-35-6,232) of ASIAN INVASION fought LAZY LOOKOUT (42-4504)
(49-40-3,207) of DUNGEON CELL. CAO ZHENG was devastated by LAZY LOOKOUT in a 1
minute mismatched Title fight. I figure that's because Cao didn't do a column. Here
that, Lazy? Do a column to help hold the title. Oh, and congratulations.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504 50 40 3 217 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SHARK BAIT 33-7652 38 35 212 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 65 73 1 209 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
SYSTEM OF A DOWN 38-4451 38 20 1 199 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 58 139 2 193 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
CAO ZHENG 54-85 35 36 6 193 ASIAN INVASION (1542) TROCAR
GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 68 56 192 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
-BRYNMAR 20-2986 33 37 1 187 WRATHMEN (799) SEAM
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 31 20 4 175 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515) SYVYN'S HILL
RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857 21 8 2 175 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
-DOMINIC 30-3545 31 25 167 WRATHMEN (727) IAYE
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 74 116 1 148 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
INKED PIG 15-5112 24 3 147 INK & STEEL RETRO (1561) MALCORN
BASS 21-5262 18 2 3 142 REAL BEER (1116) SUNSET
ASSUR 18-7821 43 102 2 134 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
THRESHPACK 50-138 30 26 127 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
HORSE D'OEUVRE 61-3635 23 1 3 119 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
OHMYGOD 63-2147 22 6 1 118 WRATHMEN (1563) AMEN-TEI
DAGAN 21-7201 27 14 102 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RUPTURE 99-3463 13 8 4 100 BLOOD GANG (1532) SOUTH RIDGE
SULU 29-5705 27 23 98 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437 25 8 98 THE WALKING DEAD (1538) ARVAT
JACK DANIELS 41-3947 20 8 95 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (1543) KATI-TEI
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HAMMERHEAD 35-4129 42 43 2 86 SEA DOGS (1502) MURSKA
KHYLAR 36-4613 26 14 86 WRATHMEN (923) JHANS
-SPOONFUL 21-7346 24 8 80 THE BLUES (1551) SUNSET
KURTAL DUCK 78-2861 29 40 1 79 SAND DANCERS (775) LIN TIRIAN
CAPTAIN KIRK 29-5754 22 13 1 78 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
PHIL HELLMUTH 1-7842 21 6 1 78 POKER GREATS (1570) MORDANT
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882 20 3 2 78 SHEWISH BUFFET (1568) AMEN-TEI
HARD CORE 6-6599 18 1 2 76 INK & STEEL FOREVER (1572) TRANSEL
RED ALERT 50-139 33 24 72 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
LI KUI 52-851 17 15 1 70 WAH CHING (1565) FRATSFA
NERO 29-5707 23 27 68 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
RABID TOAD 98-2767 10 11 4 66 BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510) SYVYN'S HILL
HOFFA 18-8478 26 108 1 64 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 26 15 63 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
HOFFA 18-9369 32 77 62 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
NASTY NES 50-142 29 35 1 54 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
SPIDERPIG 74-4304 19 5 51 HOMER'S PETS (1569) DAYLA KIV
KID KOALA 4-5694 14 13 1 49 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (1567) JHELUM
SHELLBACK 33-7769 14 6 49 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
NAKED LUNCH 78-2917 17 7 35 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 20 24 1 32 COLLEGE RADIO (1541) TRICORUS
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Seven-eyed Gollywog -- With seven eyes, you would make a fantastic lookout. Probably
not while dead, though. -- Lazy Lookout
Mean Spirit -- Mean indeed! -- Naked Lunch
Manny Lehman -- Ha! You just wanted to be able to make Duck Jokes on your "radio."
Bah. If I were not a Duck, I would curl my lip at you in scorn. -- Kurtal Duck
Shark Bait -- Don't you go thinking you can use ME as "shark bait." I can swim. --
Huw ap Huw
Ohmygod -- I agree, totally. -- Owain Harlson
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CAO ZHENG was devastated by LAZY LOOKOUT in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
GOPHER BAROQUE was viciously subdued by SHARK BAIT in a action packed 4 minute battle.
RALTUMAN OMELET was defeated by HUW AP HUW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
SYSTEM OF A DOWN devastated AYLIAN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
BAKED CONVINCIA bested THRESHPACK in a action packed 3 minute brawl.
ASSUR was defeated by BASS in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
OHMYGOD was devastated by OWAIN HARLSON in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
HORSE D'OEUVRE vanquished SULU in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
INKED PIG defeated RUPTURE in a 1 minute duel.
DAGAN slimly won victory over LI KUI in a popular 3 minute brutal fight.
ROTTING ROLAND handily defeated HOFFA in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
RABID TOAD was subdued by CAPTAIN KIRK in a 2 minute match.
NAKED LUNCH was bested by B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute conflict.
KURTAL DUCK devastated SPIDERPIG in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN was bested by JACK DANIELS in a 2 minute bout.
MANNY LEHMAN was handily defeated by RED ALERT in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
NASTY NES lost to WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
KHYLAR vanquished KID KOALA in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
HAMMERHEAD viciously subdued HOFFA in a popular 2 minute brutal brawl.
SHELLBACK was demolished by HARD CORE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
NERO was savagely defeated by PHIL HELLMUTH in a crowd pleasing 2 minute conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 11 SLASHING ATTACK 16 - 5 - 1 76 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 LUNGING ATTACK 23 - 16 - 0 59 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 5 WALL OF STEEL 20 - 16 - 0 56 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 BASHING ATTACK 21 - 17 - 0 55 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 PARRY-LUNGE 20 - 20 - 2 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 28 - 28 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 AIMED BLOW 45 - 57 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 7 - 12 - 0 37 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 16 - 0 27 |
Turn 604 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 5 - 6 2 PARRY-LUNGE
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 3 2 WALL OF STEEL
LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 1 PARRY-STRIKE
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 3 1 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-LUNGE LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504 50 40 3 217 DUNGEON CELL (1470)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW SHARK BAIT 33-7652 38 35 0 212 SEA DOGS (1501)
PARRY-STRIKE HUW AP HUW 35-3030 58 139 2 193 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
LUNGING ATTACK CAO ZHENG 54-85 35 36 6 193 ASIAN INVASION (1542)
TOTAL PARRY GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 68 56 0 192 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)
WALL OF STEEL BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 31 20 4 175 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)
STRIKING ATTACK RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857 21 8 2 175 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)
BASHING ATTACK ASSUR 18-7821 43 102 2 134 ARROGANCE (755)
SLASHING ATTACK RED ALERT 50-139 33 24 0 72 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)
The overall popularity leader is HUW AP HUW 35-3030. The most popular warrior this
turn was HAMMERHEAD 35-4129. The ten other most popular fighters were DAGAN 21-7201,
SHARK BAIT 33-7652, LI KUI 52-851, PHIL HELLMUTH 1-7842, THRESHPACK 50-138, BAKED
CONVINCIA 98-2341, CAPTAIN KIRK 29-5754, JACK DANIELS 41-3947, SYSTEM OF A DOWN
38-4451, and OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130.
The least popular fighter this week was GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359. The other ten least
popular fighters were MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074, SPIDERPIG 74-4304, HOFFA 18-9369, CAO
ZHENG 54-85, KID KOALA 4-5694, NAKED LUNCH 78-2917, RUPTURE 99-3463, SULU 29-5705,
OHMYGOD 63-2147, and ASSUR 18-7821.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 0 1 0
NIANIA(2) 0 1 0 MURSKA(35) 3 0 0 TROCAR(54) 0 1 0
JHELUM(4) 0 1 0 JHANS(36) 1 0 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0
TRANSEL(6) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 2 0 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 0 2 0
MALCORN(15) 1 0 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 0 3 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 2 0
SUNSET(21) 2 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 1 2 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 1 0
LAPUR(29) 1 2 0 TRICORUS(51) 0 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 1 0
ARVAT(32) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PHIL HELLMUTH 1-7842 21 6 1 78 POKER GREATS (1570) MORDANT
GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 68 56 0 192 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
KID KOALA 4-5694 14 13 1 49 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (1567) JHELUM
HARD CORE 6-6599 18 1 2 76 INK & STEEL FOREVER (1572) TRANSEL
INKED PIG 15-5112 24 3 0 147 INK & STEEL RETRO (1561) MALCORN
ASSUR 18-7821 43 102 2 134 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
BASS 21-5262 18 2 3 142 REAL BEER (1116) SUNSET
SULU 29-5705 27 23 0 98 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437 25 8 0 98 THE WALKING DEAD (1538) ARVAT
SHARK BAIT 33-7652 38 35 0 212 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
HUW AP HUW 35-3030 58 139 2 193 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
KHYLAR 36-4613 26 14 0 86 WRATHMEN (923) JHANS
SYSTEM OF A DOWN 38-4451 38 20 1 199 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
JACK DANIELS 41-3947 20 8 0 95 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (1543) KATI-TEI
LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504 50 40 3 217 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
THRESHPACK 50-138 30 26 0 127 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 20 24 1 32 COLLEGE RADIO (1541) TRICORUS
LI KUI 52-851 17 15 1 70 WAH CHING (1565) FRATSFA
CAO ZHENG 54-85 35 36 6 193 ASIAN INVASION (1542) TROCAR
HORSE D'OEUVRE 61-3635 23 1 3 119 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
OHMYGOD 63-2147 22 6 1 118 WRATHMEN (1563) AMEN-TEI
SPIDERPIG 74-4304 19 5 0 51 HOMER'S PETS (1569) DAYLA KIV
RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857 21 8 2 175 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 31 20 4 175 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515) SYVYN'S HILL
RUPTURE 99-3463 13 8 4 100 BLOOD GANG (1532) SOUTH RIDGE