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Date   : 04/24/2013    Duedate: 05/07/2013

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DM 101    TURN 609

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 STAR WARS 61/1577      3    1   0 75.0    6-REAL BEER 21/1116   1246 1038  18 54.6
  2 TEAM FLOYD 38/690    299  195   2 60.5    7-WRATHMEN 24/805       71   64   2 52.6
    POKER GREATS 1/1570                         WRATHMEN 30/727
    HOMER'S PETS 74/1569                        WRATHMEN 36/923
    COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541                       WRATHMEN 63/1563
    COLLEGE RADIO #4 4/1567                   8-INQUISITION  9/1571   90  104   2 46.4
    I C DRUNK PEOPLE 41/1543                    INQUISTION MGBC 35/1576
    INK & STEEL RETRO 15/1561                 9 WAH CHING 52/1565     37   46   0 44.6
    THE MOTHERSHIP IV 82/1578                   PUBLIC ENEMY 50/1530
    INK & STEEL FOREVER 6/1572                  ASIAN INVASION 54/1542
  3 SEA DOGS 33/1501     772  523   7 59.6   10 BLOOD GANG 99/1532     7    9   0 43.7
    SEA DOGS 35/1502                         11 TREKKERS 29/1534      64   97   3 39.8
    DUNGEON CELL 42/1470                        BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      THE WALKING DEAD 32/1538
    SHEWISH BUFFET 63/1568                   12 ARROGANCE 18/755     526  808  11 39.4
    SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537                   13 SAND DANCERS 78/775  788 1312   9 37.5
    SHEWISH BANQUET 98/1515                     CHILDREN OF LLYR 35/1415
  4 CREAM OF THE  2/589   78   53   0 59.5   14 BLOOD FROGS 98/1510   13   28   0 31.7
  5 THE FIFTH HO 69/962  650  496   6 56.7

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                       Reflections by the Captain of the Guard

     I have it on fairly good authority that System of a Down attempted to write a
column.  Unfortunately, hal seems to have thwarted that effort.  Sorry, System, *I*
don't know what was wrong. -- the Editor

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Novgorodny Vir says we're all base fools.  Ha!  A lot HE knows.
     We had twenty fights, and before you say, "Oh, all against standbys, I bet!" let
me point out that we only had TWO standbys on the sands today.  This is good.  Only
one challenge, of course, but I put that down to people not being sure who'd be
active, what with the tourney just over.

     SPIDERPIG (74-4304) (22-6-0,46) of HOMER'S PETS fought B&G BOUNCER (101-3) (0-0-
0,30) of the Louts Local 101.  SPIDERPIG overpowered B&G BOUNCER in an action packed
1 minute uneven fray.  And B&G bounced very well, too.
     CAPTAIN KIRK (29-5754) (25-14-1,81) of TREKKERS fought CURLY JOE (69-7333) (9-6-
0,33) of THE FIFTH HORSEMAN.  CAPTAIN KIRK savagely defeated CURLY JOE in an action
packed 3 minute brutal fight.  No surprise, except that the fight was such an
alarming experience that Joe's hair came out straight.
     ROTTING ROLAND (32-5437) (27-10-0,87) of THE WALKING DEAD fought NAKED LUNCH
(78-2917) (18-10-0,54) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  ROTTING ROLAND overpowered NAKED LUNCH in
a 1 minute bloody mismatched conflict.  Next time, let's see some clothes on that
lunch!  At least a sprig of parsley.
     JACK DANIELS (41-3947) (22-10-0,90) of I C DRUNK PEOPLE fought RABID TOAD (98-
2767) (11-14-4,68) of BLOOD FROGS 2.  JACK DANIELS beat RABID TOAD in an exciting 1
minute bout.  Amazing how easy it is to get a toad drunk.
     NASTY NES (50-142) (33-35-1,85) of PUBLIC ENEMY fought HOFFA (18-8478) (27-111-
1,84) of ARROGANCE.  NASTY NES slimly won victory over HOFFA in an exciting 9 minute
brutal fight.  Nine minutes?  What were you DOING out there?  Oh, right, I saw.
Standing around staring at each other.
     LI KUI (52-851) (19-17-1,81) of WAH CHING fought MANNY LEHMAN (51-5074) (21-27-
1,44) of COLLEGE RADIO.  LI KUI overpowered MANNY LEHMAN in a 1 minute mismatched
brawl.  Does that make Li Kui into post-grad radio?

     DARTH VADAR (61-3725) (18-14-2,68) of STAR WARS fought KID KOALA (4-5694) (14-
17-1,40) of COLLEGE RADIO #4.  DARTH VADAR vanquished KID KOALA in an action packed 1
minute gruesome mismatched bout.  You ever thought how much that mask looks like the
cow-catcher on a train?
     KUNG PAO KOLACTAN (63-2882) (20-7-2,43) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought RED ALERT (50-
139) (35-26-0,86) of PUBLIC ENEMY.  KUNG PAO KOLACTAN was handily defeated by RED
ALERT in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.  Less hot pepper next time, Kung Pao.
     WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? (38-4563) (28-17-0,100) of TEAM FLOYD fought KURTAL DUCK (78-
2861) (30-43-1,62) of SAND DANCERS.  WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? was subdued by KURTAL DUCK in
a popular 1 minute brawl.  A Volksie is Duck food, eh?
     HAMMERHEAD (35-4129) (45-44-2,129) of SEA DOGS fought PHIL HELLMUTH (1-7842)
(24-7-1,103) of POKER GREATS.  HAMMERHEAD was overcome by PHIL HELLMUTH in an
exciting 1 minute contest.  Hammered on the head, oh yes.
     ASSUR (18-7821) (46-103-2,149) of ARROGANCE fought RUPTURE (99-3463) (14-11-
4,101) of BLOOD GANG.  ASSUR was demolished by RUPTURE in a 1 minute mismatched
match.  This was the fight that resulted in the biggest point movements:  Rupture up
35, Assur down 33.
     HARD CORE (6-6599) (21-2-2,136) of INK & STEEL FOREVER fought SULU (29-5705)
(29-25-0,121) of TREKKERS.  HARD CORE beat SULU in a popular 2 minute gory melee.
And not only the core, but the stem and seeds as well.

     CAO ZHENG (54-85) (37-38-6,173) of ASIAN INVASION fought OWAIN HARLSON (35-3130)
(75-119-1,124) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  CAO ZHENG overpowered OWAIN HARLSON in a popular
1 minute gory uneven duel.  More of that "submerged" winning streak, Owain?
     BAKED CONVINCIA (98-2341) (34-21-4,178) of SHEWISH BANQUET fought THRESHPACK
(50-138) (30-30-0,122) of PUBLIC ENEMY.  BAKED CONVINCIA viciously subdued THRESHPACK
in an action packed 3 minute duel.  Makes you wonder what goes into that dish,
doesn't it?  Because Shews seem to eat just about anything.
     HORSE D'OEUVRE (61-3635) (26-2-3,197) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought ARENAMASTER AZEEM
(101-28) (0-0-0,200) of the Louts Local 101.  HORSE D'OEUVRE viciously subdued
ARENAMASTER AZEEM in a popular 1 minute competition.  It's the toothpicks that do it.
     LAZY LOOKOUT (42-4504) (53-41-3,196) of DUNGEON CELL fought DAGAN (21-7201) (30-
15-0,190) of BLOOD AND SAND.  LAZY LOOKOUT devastated DAGAN in a crowd pleasing 2
minute brutal one-sided duel.  Dagan was just no match for the Lookout's superior
procrastination.
     SHARK BAIT (33-7652) (41-36-0,202) of SEA DOGS fought HUW AP HUW (35-3030) (60-
141-2,184) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  SHARK BAIT overpowered HUW AP HUW in a crowd
pleasing 3 minute one-sided fight.  It's amazing that Huw doesn't just retire for
good.  Or bad.
     RALTUMAN OMELET (78-2857) (23-10-2,184) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought INKED PIG (15-
5112) (27-4-0,201) of INK & STEEL RETRO.  RALTUMAN OMELET was vanquished by INKED PIG
in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.  Ink in the eggs?  I'm not sure I like the idea of
that.

The challenge:
     NERO (29-5707) (24-30-0,39) of TREKKERS challenged HOFFA (18-9369) (32-81-0,42)
of ARROGANCE.  Up 3.  NERO devastated HOFFA in a 5 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
Hoffa was the most challenged warrior, of course.  If the term "warrior" can be
applied without laughing hysterically.

And for the title:
     SYSTEM OF A DOWN (38-4451) (40-22-1,227) of TEAM FLOYD fought GOPHER BAROQUE (2-
3359) (70-58-0,219) of CREAM OF THE SLOP.  SYSTEM OF A DOWN vanquished GOPHER BAROQUE
in an exciting 4 minute uneven Title battle.  System may have had trouble vanquishing
hal, but he/she/it did fine on the sands.  Congratulations.

                                       Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SYSTEM OF A DOWN 38-4451     41  22  1  246  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504         54  41  3  215  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 INKED PIG 15-5112            28   4     214  INK & STEEL RETRO (1561)   MALCORN
 SHARK BAIT 33-7652           42  36     211  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HORSE D'OEUVRE 61-3635       27   2  3  207  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
-DOMINIC 30-3545              33  27     199  WRATHMEN (727)             IAYE
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359        70  59     195  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 DAGAN 21-7201                30  16     186  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857      23  11  2  184  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 HUW AP HUW 35-3030           60 142  2  181  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341      35  21  4  180  SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)     SYVYN'S HILL
 CAO ZHENG 54-85              38  38  6  175  ASIAN INVASION (1542)      TROCAR
-BASS 21-5262                 21   3  3  172  REAL BEER (1116)           SUNSET

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HARD CORE 6-6599             22   2  2  142  INK & STEEL FOREVER (1572) TRANSEL
-OHMYGOD 63-2147              24   8  1  141  WRATHMEN (1563)            AMEN-TEI
 THRESHPACK 50-138            30  31     138  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 RUPTURE 99-3463              15  11  4  136  BLOOD GANG (1532)          SOUTH RIDGE
 OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130        75 120  1  126  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 SULU 29-5705                 29  26     126  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 PHIL HELLMUTH 1-7842         25   7  1  123  POKER GREATS (1570)        MORDANT
 ASSUR 18-7821                46 104  2  116  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 HAMMERHEAD 35-4129           45  45  2  116  SEA DOGS (1502)            MURSKA

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-EMERALD TWIST 82-37689       12   3     100  THE MOTHERSHIP IV (1578)   DWES EG
 ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437       28  10      94  THE WALKING DEAD (1538)    ARVAT
 NASTY NES 50-142             34  35  1   93  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 RED ALERT 50-139             36  26      92  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 KURTAL DUCK 78-2861          31  43  1   92  SAND DANCERS (775)         LIN TIRIAN
 JACK DANIELS 41-3947         23  10      92  I C DRUNK PEOPLE (1543)    KATI-TEI

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CAPTAIN KIRK 29-5754         26  14  1   83  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 LI KUI 52-851                20  17  1   83  WAH CHING (1565)           FRATSFA
-HYPER VIPER 35-3646          21  17  1   82  INQUISTION MGBC (1576)     MURSKA
 HOFFA 18-8478                27 112  1   79  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563    28  18      76  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
-KHYLAR 36-4613               28  16      73  WRATHMEN (923)             JHANS
 DARTH VADAR 61-3725          19  14  2   72  STAR WARS (1577)           JURINE
 RABID TOAD 98-2767           11  15  4   72  BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510)       SYVYN'S HILL
-KHEDRYN 24-3955              17   3  1   70  WRATHMEN (805)             ZORPUNT
-DJESEE 9-4139                17  13      66  INQUISITION LMKE (1571)    ZUKAL
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917          18  11      57  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
-NEOR FEY 30-5019             17   5  1   57  WRATHMEN (727)             IAYE
 NERO 29-5707                 25  30      52  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 SPIDERPIG 74-4304            23   6      52  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV
 KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882    20   8  2   47  SHEWISH BUFFET (1568)      AMEN-TEI
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074         21  28  1   44  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 CURLY JOE 69-7333             9   7      44  THE FIFTH HORSEMAN (962)   CIMMERIAC
 KID KOALA 4-5694             14  18  1   38  COLLEGE RADIO #4 (1567)    JHELUM

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HOFFA 18-9369                32  82      29  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

What I want to know is, why was the crowd pleased to see me defeated by a bloody
upstart, and then it voted me most popular? -- Huw ap Huw

Ohmygod -- Bah. -- Owain Harlson

That Nasty Nessie tried to eat me!  They're supposed to just eat FISH. -- Kurtal
Duck, the non-fish

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

NERO devastated HOFFA in a 5 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SYSTEM OF A DOWN vanquished GOPHER BAROQUE in a exciting 4 minute uneven Title battle.
RALTUMAN OMELET was vanquished by INKED PIG in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SHARK BAIT overpowered HUW AP HUW in a crowd pleasing 3 minute one-sided fight.
LAZY LOOKOUT devastated DAGAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal one-sided duel.
HORSE D'OEUVRE viciously subdued ARENAMASTER AZEEM in a popular 1 minute competition.
BAKED CONVINCIA viciously subdued THRESHPACK in a action packed 3 minute duel.
CAO ZHENG overpowered OWAIN HARLSON in a popular 1 minute gory uneven duel.
HARD CORE beat SULU in a popular 2 minute gory melee.
ASSUR was demolished by RUPTURE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HAMMERHEAD was overcome by PHIL HELLMUTH in a exciting 1 minute contest.
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? was subdued by KURTAL DUCK in a popular 1 minute brawl.
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN was handily defeated by RED ALERT in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
DARTH VADAR vanquished KID KOALA in a action packed 1 minute gruesome mismatched bout.
LI KUI overpowered MANNY LEHMAN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
NASTY NES slimly won victory over HOFFA in a exciting 9 minute brutal fight.
JACK DANIELS beat RABID TOAD in a exciting 1 minute bout.
ROTTING ROLAND overpowered NAKED LUNCH in a 1 minute bloody mismatched conflict.
CAPTAIN KIRK savagely defeated CURLY JOE in a action packed 3 minute brutal fight.
SPIDERPIG overpowered B&G BOUNCER in a action packed 1 minute uneven fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      12         BASHING ATTACK    23 -  10 -  0      70  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         LUNGING ATTACK    31 -  16 -  0      66  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         WALL OF STEEL     27 -  16 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         PARRY-LUNGE       24 -  23 -  1      51  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   5 -  0      50  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         STRIKING ATTACK   28 -  30 -  0      48  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        45 -  62 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -  12 -  0      37  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         TOTAL PARRY        8 -  20 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 609 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         7 -  5     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  4         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       SYSTEM OF A DOWN 38-4451   41  22  1  246 TEAM FLOYD (690)
PARRY-LUNGE      LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504       54  41  3  215 DUNGEON CELL (1470)
LUNGING ATTACK   INKED PIG 15-5112          28   4  0  214 INK & STEEL RETRO (1561)
BASHING ATTACK   HORSE D'OEUVRE 61-3635     27   2  3  207 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)
TOTAL PARRY      GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359      70  59  0  195 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)
STRIKING ATTACK  RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857    23  11  2  184 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)
PARRY-STRIKE     HUW AP HUW 35-3030         60 142  2  181 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)
WALL OF STEEL    BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341    35  21  4  180 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)
SLASHING ATTACK  RED ALERT 50-139           36  26  0   92 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)

The overall popularity leader is HUW AP HUW 35-3030.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was NASTY NES 50-142.  The ten other most popular fighters were CAPTAIN KIRK 
29-5754, SYSTEM OF A DOWN 38-4451, THRESHPACK 50-138, SHARK BAIT 33-7652, LAZY 
LOOKOUT 42-4504, HORSE D'OEUVRE 61-3635, BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341, HARD CORE 6-6599, 
NERO 29-5707, and HUW AP HUW 35-3030.

The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 18-9369.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were NAKED LUNCH 78-2917, KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882, ASSUR 18-7821, OWAIN 
HARLSON 35-3130, RABID TOAD 98-2767, HOFFA 18-8478, MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074, KID KOALA 
4-5694, RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857, and GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  0 0  TROCAR(54)           1  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           0  3 0  JURINE(61)           2  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  1 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  CIMMERIAC(69)        0  1 0  
MALCORN(15)          1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          0  3 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        2  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           0  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  1 0  
LAPUR(29)            2  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  
ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PHIL HELLMUTH 1-7842        25   7  1  123  POKER GREATS (1570)        MORDANT
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359       70  59  0  195  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 KID KOALA 4-5694            14  18  1   38  COLLEGE RADIO #4 (1567)    JHELUM
 HARD CORE 6-6599            22   2  2  142  INK & STEEL FOREVER (1572) TRANSEL
 INKED PIG 15-5112           28   4  0  214  INK & STEEL RETRO (1561)   MALCORN
 ASSUR 18-7821               46 104  2  116  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 DAGAN 21-7201               30  16  0  186  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 SULU 29-5705                29  26  0  126  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437      28  10  0   94  THE WALKING DEAD (1538)    ARVAT
 SHARK BAIT 33-7652          42  36  0  211  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 HUW AP HUW 35-3030          60 142  2  181  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 SYSTEM OF A DOWN 38-4451    41  22  1  246  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 JACK DANIELS 41-3947        23  10  0   92  I C DRUNK PEOPLE (1543)    KATI-TEI
 LAZY LOOKOUT 42-4504        54  41  3  215  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 THRESHPACK 50-138           30  31  0  138  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074        21  28  1   44  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 LI KUI 52-851               20  17  1   83  WAH CHING (1565)           FRATSFA

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CAO ZHENG 54-85             38  38  6  175  ASIAN INVASION (1542)      TROCAR
 HORSE D'OEUVRE 61-3635      27   2  3  207  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882   20   8  2   47  SHEWISH BUFFET (1568)      AMEN-TEI
 CURLY JOE 69-7333            9   7  0   44  THE FIFTH HORSEMAN (962)   CIMMERIAC
 SPIDERPIG 74-4304           23   6  0   52  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV
 RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857     23  11  2  184  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341     35  21  4  180  SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)     SYVYN'S HILL
 RUPTURE 99-3463             15  11  4  136  BLOOD GANG (1532)          SOUTH RIDGE