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Date : 05/22/2013 Duedate: 06/04/2013
HOME GUARD ARENA
DM 101 TURN 611
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 TEAM FLOYD 38/690 309 201 2 60.6 5-WRATHMEN 24/805 73 66 2 52.5
POKER GREATS 1/1570 WRATHMEN 36/923
HOMER'S PETS 74/1569 WRATHMEN 63/1563
COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541 WRATHMEN XIV 71/1581
COLLEGE RADIO #4 4/1567 6 ALL FINESSE 38/1236 380 350 4 52.1
I C DRUNK PEOPLE 41/1543 7 STAR WARS 61/1577 3 3 0 50.0
INK & STEEL RETRO 15/1561 8 WAH CHING 52/1565 43 50 0 46.2
THE MOTHERSHIP CE 65/1579 PUBLIC ENEMY 50/1530
INK & STEEL FOREVER 6/1572 ASIAN INVASION 54/1542
2 SEA DOGS 33/1501 781 528 7 59.7 9 BLOOD GANG 99/1532 8 10 0 44.4
SEA DOGS 35/1502 10 TREKKERS 29/1534 72 105 3 40.7
DUNGEON CELL 42/1470 BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545
SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562 MONSTER MANUAL 81/1582
SHEWISH BUFFET 63/1568 THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564
SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537 THE WALKING DEAD 32/1538
SHEWISH BANQUET 98/1515 11 ARROGANCE 18/755 528 812 11 39.4
3 SORE LOSERS 21/1580 79 56 0 58.5 12 SAND DANCERS 78/775 789 1315 9 37.5
CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/589 CHILDREN OF LLYR 35/1415
4-THE FIFTH HO 69/962 650 496 6 56.7 13 BLOOD FROGS 98/1510 14 29 0 32.6
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Okay, what do we have here? A bunch of gladiators who'd rather fight than talk.
Fine for YOU guys, but a little dull for the spy reporter. Still, you need a spy
report.
Biggest point gain, Owain Harlson. There's a surprise! Thirty-four points.
Biggest drop, Hard core, 18 points.
No challenges that went through, a lot of avoids but no most-avoided.
Twenty-one fights, three standbys.
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN (63-2882) (20-9-2,60) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought IRONIC TWIST
(65-7198) (21-1-1,87) of THE MOTHERSHIP CE. KUNG PAO KOLACTAN was overpowered by
IRONIC TWIST in a 2 minute uneven fray. I've heard of a lemon twist, but this is
new.
HOFFA (18-8478) (27-113-1,60) of ARROGANCE fought ARTHUR DENT (11-7305) (19-22-
0,57) of THE HITCHHIKERS. HOFFA was devastated by ARTHUR DENT in an action packed 3
minute brutal one-sided bout. Of course. Hoffa has a grand master in losing.
NAKED LUNCH (78-2917) (18-12-0,55) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought KID KOALA (4-5694)
(14-19-1,41) of COLLEGE RADIO #4. NAKED LUNCH was overcome by KID KOALA in a 2
minute competition. Hey, the Kid was hungry. Kids are.
NERO (29-5707) (26-30-0,74) of TREKKERS fought SPIDERPIG (74-4304) (24-6-0,76)
of HOMER'S PETS. NERO was overpowered by SPIDERPIG in a 1 minute one-sided match. A
match made in, ah, somewhere.
CAPTAIN KIRK (29-5754) (27-14-1,85) of TREKKERS fought MEAN SPIRIT (101-5) (0-0-
0,70) of the Louts Local 101. CAPTAIN KIRK beat MEAN SPIRIT in an exciting 1 minute
match. I should hope so!
DOPPLEGANGER (81-1382) (22-24-0,79) of MONSTER MANUAL fought KURTAL DUCK (78-
2861) (31-44-1,88) of SAND DANCERS. DOPPLEGANGER devastated KURTAL DUCK in a 1
minute one-sided brawl. Not a good day for the Duck. Too dry.
RABID TOAD (98-2767) (11-16-4,68) of BLOOD FROGS 2 fought HOFFA (18-9369) (32-
83-0,42) of ARROGANCE. RABID TOAD devastated HOFFA in an exciting 3 minute bloody
uneven duel. Yep, that Hoffa, a born loser.
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? (38-4563) (28-19-0,61) of TEAM FLOYD fought CRIXUS (21-7100)
(27-30-0,68) of BLOOD AND SAND. WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? overpowered CRIXUS in a 1 minute
one-sided duel. Crixus couldn't answer that question, either.
LI KUI (52-851) (21-17-1,91) of WAH CHING fought DARTH VADAR (61-3725) (19-15-
2,57) of STAR WARS. LI KUI overpowered DARTH VADAR in a 1 minute mismatched
conflict. Never call for a pause to wheeze, Darth.
NASTY NES (50-142) (34-36-1,100) of PUBLIC ENEMY fought MANNY LEHMAN (51-5074)
(21-29-1,44) of COLLEGE RADIO. NASTY NES devastated MANNY LEHMAN in a 2 minute
bloody one-sided battle. That's Nasty the well-named.
HEBEE (38-4359) (28-39-0,124) of ALL FINESSE fought ROTTING ROLAND (32-5437)
(29-10-0,96) of THE WALKING DEAD. HEBEE demolished ROTTING ROLAND in a 1 minute
mismatched competition. Not hard. Looks to me like Roland's got mice.
OWAIN HARLSON (35-3130) (75-121-1,108) of CHILDREN OF LLYR fought IRON-PLATED
IRV (101-10) (0-0-0,150) of the Louts Local 101. OWAIN HARLSON overpowered IRON-
PLATED IRV in a popular 2 minute one-sided melee. Surprisingly good.
PHIL HELLMUTH (1-7842) (26-7-1,138) of POKER GREATS fought RED ALERT (50-139)
(37-26-0,122) of PUBLIC ENEMY. PHIL HELLMUTH vanquished RED ALERT in a 1 minute one-
sided fight. What's hotter than a red alert? Red violet?
SULU (29-5705) (29-27-0,102) of TREKKERS fought RUPTURE (99-3463) (15-12-4,129)
of BLOOD GANG. SULU was vanquished by RUPTURE in a 1 minute uneven fight. But the
healers sewed him back up.
ASSUR (18-7821) (47-104-2,121) of ARROGANCE fought JACK DANIELS (41-3947) (24-
10-0,115) of I C DRUNK PEOPLE. ASSUR handily defeated JACK DANIELS in an action
packed 1 minute uneven melee. Practically an overturn.
HARD CORE (6-6599) (23-2-2,144) of INK & STEEL FOREVER fought HAMMERHEAD (35-
4129) (46-45-2,126) of SEA DOGS. HARD CORE was overpowered by HAMMERHEAD in a 2
minute gory mismatched brawl. Thus Hard's loss of points.
THRESHPACK (50-138) (31-31-0,159) of PUBLIC ENEMY fought RALTUMAN OMELET (78-
2857) (23-12-2,169) of SHEWISH BUFFET. THRESHPACK was devastated by RALTUMAN OMELET
in a 1 minute one-sided duel. Some omelets are meant to be approached with caution
and a large knife.
BAKED CONVINCIA (98-2341) (36-21-4,207) of SHEWISH BANQUET fought GOPHER BAROQUE
(2-3359) (70-60-0,181) of CREAM OF THE SLOP. BAKED CONVINCIA devastated GOPHER
BAROQUE in an exciting 4 minute one-sided fight. Was this a food fight? Sure looked
like one from where I was sitting.
DAGAN (21-7201) (30-17-0,181) of BLOOD AND SAND fought ARENAMASTER AZEEM (101-
28) (0-0-0,200) of the Louts Local 101. DAGAN was defeated by ARENAMASTER AZEEM in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute duel. Arenamasters do things like that. Often.
SHARK BAIT (33-7652) (43-36-0,213) of SEA DOGS fought SLAP YOURSELF SILLY (21-
4697) (40-36-0,198) of SORE LOSERS. SHARK BAIT narrowly defeated SLAP YOURSELF SILLY
in an exciting 3 minute melee. And now Slap looks very silly. But it'll pass.
For the title:
HORSE D'OEUVRE (61-3635) (28-2-3,213) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought CAO ZHENG (54-85)
(39-38-6,197) of ASIAN INVASION. HORSE D'OEUVRE devastated CAO ZHENG in a 1 minute
mismatched Title fight. Good work, Horse. How about a column? Or at least a menu.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HORSE D'OEUVRE 61-3635 29 2 3 224 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SHARK BAIT 33-7652 44 36 222 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 37 21 4 220 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515) SYVYN'S HILL
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697 40 37 199 SORE LOSERS (1580) SUNSET
CAO ZHENG 54-85 39 39 6 195 ASIAN INVASION (1542) TROCAR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 70 61 181 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
DAGAN 21-7201 30 18 181 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857 24 12 2 177 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
HAMMERHEAD 35-4129 47 45 2 157 SEA DOGS (1502) MURSKA
THRESHPACK 50-138 31 32 155 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PHIL HELLMUTH 1-7842 27 7 1 150 POKER GREATS (1570) MORDANT
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 76 121 1 142 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
ASSUR 18-7821 48 104 2 137 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
HEBEE 38-4359 29 39 137 ALL FINESSE (1236) CLIFFHOME
RUPTURE 99-3463 16 12 4 133 BLOOD GANG (1532) SOUTH RIDGE
-OHMYGOD 63-2147 24 9 1 129 WRATHMEN (1563) AMEN-TEI
HARD CORE 6-6599 23 3 2 126 INK & STEEL FOREVER (1572) TRANSEL
RED ALERT 50-139 37 27 121 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
JACK DANIELS 41-3947 24 11 107 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (1543) KATI-TEI
NASTY NES 50-142 35 36 1 102 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SULU 29-5705 29 28 100 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
IRONIC TWIST 65-7198 22 1 1 99 THE MOTHERSHIP CE (1579) DAL SHANG
DOPPLEGANGER 81-1382 23 24 94 MONSTER MANUAL (1582) SHADOWSPIRE
LI KUI 52-851 22 17 1 94 WAH CHING (1565) FRATSFA
ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437 29 11 93 THE WALKING DEAD (1538) ARVAT
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-B'ZIADUL 71-3311 26 17 1 90 WRATHMEN XIV (1581) KYR'TERR
CAPTAIN KIRK 29-5754 28 14 1 87 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
SPIDERPIG 74-4304 25 6 85 HOMER'S PETS (1569) DAYLA KIV
-KHEDRYN 24-3955 18 3 1 78 WRATHMEN (805) ZORPUNT
-KHYLAR 36-4613 29 16 77 WRATHMEN (923) JHANS
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 29 19 75 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
RABID TOAD 98-2767 12 16 4 74 BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510) SYVYN'S HILL
KURTAL DUCK 78-2861 31 45 1 73 SAND DANCERS (775) LIN TIRIAN
ARTHUR DENT 11-7305 20 22 72 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
NERO 29-5707 26 31 70 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882 20 10 2 62 SHEWISH BUFFET (1568) AMEN-TEI
CRIXUS 21-7100 27 31 57 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
DARTH VADAR 61-3725 19 16 2 57 STAR WARS (1577) JURINE
KID KOALA 4-5694 15 19 1 57 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (1567) JHELUM
-SINCEMILLA 71-3308 15 7 52 WRATHMEN XIV (1581) KYR'TERR
HOFFA 18-8478 27 114 1 48 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 21 30 1 48 COLLEGE RADIO (1541) TRICORUS
NAKED LUNCH 78-2917 18 13 44 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
-CURLY JOE 69-7333 9 7 44 THE FIFTH HORSEMAN (962) CIMMERIAC
HOFFA 18-9369 32 84 39 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Jack Daniels -- Not what I would have chosen, but if that's the drink I've got, I'll
take it. -- Owain Harlson
Assur -- Hmm. So I was distracted, well, you were a typical monkey and took
advantage of it. But I don't know why everyone is complaining about the rain! *I*
like it. Everything is so pleasantly wet. -- Kurtal Duck
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HORSE D'OEUVRE devastated CAO ZHENG in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
SHARK BAIT narrowly defeated SLAP YOURSELF SILLY in a exciting 3 minute melee.
DAGAN was defeated by ARENAMASTER AZEEM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel.
BAKED CONVINCIA devastated GOPHER BAROQUE in a exciting 4 minute one-sided fight.
THRESHPACK was devastated by RALTUMAN OMELET in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HARD CORE was overpowered by HAMMERHEAD in a 2 minute gory mismatched brawl.
ASSUR handily defeated JACK DANIELS in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
SULU was vanquished by RUPTURE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
PHIL HELLMUTH vanquished RED ALERT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
OWAIN HARLSON overpowered IRON-PLATED IRV in a popular 2 minute one-sided melee.
HEBEE demolished ROTTING ROLAND in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
NASTY NES devastated MANNY LEHMAN in a 2 minute bloody one-sided battle.
LI KUI overpowered DARTH VADAR in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? overpowered CRIXUS in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
RABID TOAD devastated HOFFA in a exciting 3 minute bloody uneven duel.
DOPPLEGANGER devastated KURTAL DUCK in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
CAPTAIN KIRK beat MEAN SPIRIT in a exciting 1 minute match.
NERO was overpowered by SPIDERPIG in a 1 minute one-sided match.
NAKED LUNCH was overcome by KID KOALA in a 2 minute competition.
HOFFA was devastated by ARTHUR DENT in a action packed 3 minute brutal one-sided bout.
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN was overpowered by IRONIC TWIST in a 2 minute uneven fray.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 12 BASHING ATTACK 25 - 7 - 0 78 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 31 - 12 - 0 72 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 31 - 18 - 0 63 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 SLASHING ATTACK 6 - 4 - 0 60 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 25 - 22 - 1 53 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 STRIKING ATTACK 25 - 31 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 AIMED BLOW 51 - 65 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 12 - 0 40 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 4 - 26 - 0 13 |
Turn 611 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 AIMED BLOW 5 - 7 2 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 4 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 3 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 TOTAL PARRY
1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK HORSE D'OEUVRE 61-3635 29 2 3 224 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)
AIMED BLOW SHARK BAIT 33-7652 44 36 0 222 SEA DOGS (1501)
WALL OF STEEL BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 37 21 4 220 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SLAP YOURSELF SIL 21-4697 40 37 0 199 SORE LOSERS (1580)
LUNGING ATTACK CAO ZHENG 54-85 39 39 6 195 ASIAN INVASION (1542)
TOTAL PARRY GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 70 61 0 181 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)
STRIKING ATTACK RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857 24 12 2 177 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)
PARRY-LUNGE THRESHPACK 50-138 31 32 0 155 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)
SLASHING ATTACK RED ALERT 50-139 37 27 0 121 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
PARRY-STRIKE RABID TOAD 98-2767 12 16 4 74 BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510)
The overall popularity leader is OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130. The most popular warrior
this turn was BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341. The ten other most popular fighters were
RABID TOAD 98-2767, ARTHUR DENT 11-7305, SHARK BAIT 33-7652, SLAP YOURSELF SILLY
21-4697, OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130, IRONIC TWIST 65-7198, HAMMERHEAD 35-4129, NASTY NES
50-142, HORSE D'OEUVRE 61-3635, and RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857.
The least popular fighter this week was NERO 29-5707. The other ten least popular
fighters were CRIXUS 21-7100, DARTH VADAR 61-3725, RED ALERT 50-139, SULU 29-5705,
THRESHPACK 50-138, KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882, HOFFA 18-8478, KURTAL DUCK 78-2861,
HOFFA 18-9369, and ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 JURINE(61) 1 1 0
NIANIA(2) 0 1 0 MURSKA(35) 2 0 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 0 1 0
JHELUM(4) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 2 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
TRANSEL(6) 0 1 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 1 0 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 0 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 1 2 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 2 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 2 0 TRICORUS(51) 0 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 0 0
SUNSET(21) 0 3 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 2 0 0
LAPUR(29) 1 2 0 TROCAR(54) 0 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 0 0
ARVAT(32) 0 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PHIL HELLMUTH 1-7842 27 7 1 150 POKER GREATS (1570) MORDANT
GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 70 61 0 181 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
KID KOALA 4-5694 15 19 1 57 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (1567) JHELUM
HARD CORE 6-6599 23 3 2 126 INK & STEEL FOREVER (1572) TRANSEL
ARTHUR DENT 11-7305 20 22 0 72 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
ASSUR 18-7821 48 104 2 137 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
SLAP YOURSELF SILL 21-4697 40 37 0 199 SORE LOSERS (1580) SUNSET
SULU 29-5705 29 28 0 100 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437 29 11 0 93 THE WALKING DEAD (1538) ARVAT
SHARK BAIT 33-7652 44 36 0 222 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
HAMMERHEAD 35-4129 47 45 2 157 SEA DOGS (1502) MURSKA
HEBEE 38-4359 29 39 0 137 ALL FINESSE (1236) CLIFFHOME
JACK DANIELS 41-3947 24 11 0 107 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (1543) KATI-TEI
THRESHPACK 50-138 31 32 0 155 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 21 30 1 48 COLLEGE RADIO (1541) TRICORUS
LI KUI 52-851 22 17 1 94 WAH CHING (1565) FRATSFA
CAO ZHENG 54-85 39 39 6 195 ASIAN INVASION (1542) TROCAR
HORSE D'OEUVRE 61-3635 29 2 3 224 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882 20 10 2 62 SHEWISH BUFFET (1568) AMEN-TEI
IRONIC TWIST 65-7198 22 1 1 99 THE MOTHERSHIP CE (1579) DAL SHANG
SPIDERPIG 74-4304 25 6 0 85 HOMER'S PETS (1569) DAYLA KIV
RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857 24 12 2 177 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
DOPPLEGANGER 81-1382 23 24 0 94 MONSTER MANUAL (1582) SHADOWSPIRE
BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 37 21 4 220 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515) SYVYN'S HILL
RUPTURE 99-3463 16 12 4 133 BLOOD GANG (1532) SOUTH RIDGE