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Date   : 07/03/2013    Duedate: 07/16/2013

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DM 101    TURN 614

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 PSU RADIO 82/1583    324  212   2 60.4      WRATHMEN 63/1563
    TEAM FLOYD 38/690                           WRATHMEN XIV 71/1581
    POKER GREATS 1/1570                       6 ALL FINESSE 38/1236  383  350   4 52.3
    HOMER'S PETS 74/1569                      7 RUNEBLADES 75/1585   140  141   0 49.8
    COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541                     8 STAR WARS 61/1577      4    5   0 44.4
    COLLEGE RADIO #4 4/1567                   9 AVENGERS 31/1321      84  106   0 44.2
    I C DRUNK PEOPLE 41/1543                    ALTER EGO! 74/1379
    THE MOTHERSHIP CE 65/1579                   BUSY, BUSYTOWN 35/1375
    INK & STEEL FOREVER 6/1572                  LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
  2 SEA DOGS 18/426      795  539   7 59.6   10 BLOOD GANG 99/1532     9   12   0 42.9
    SEA DOGS 21/1446                         11 TREKKERS 29/1534      85  116   3 42.3
    SEA DOGS 33/1501                            BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545
    SEA DOGS 35/1502                            MONSTER MANUAL 81/1582
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564
    SHEWISH BUFFET 63/1568                      THE WALKING DEAD 32/1538
    SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537                   12 WAH CHING 52/1565     45   63   0 41.7
    SHEWISH BANQUET 98/1515                     PUBLIC ENEMY 50/1530
  3 SORE LOSERS 21/1580   83   58   0 58.9      ASIAN INVASION 54/1542
    CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/589                  13 ARROGANCE 18/755     531  818  11 39.4
  4 ROYAL FLUSH 47/146  1247 1041  18 54.5   14 SAND DANCERS 78/775  791 1319   9 37.5
    USELESS TOOLS 54/735                        CHILDREN OF LLYR 35/1415
    DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221                  15 BLOOD FROGS 98/1510   16   30   0 34.8
    MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439                  16 WORDS THAT E 7/1486    8   20   0 28.6
  5 WRATHMEN 20/799       84   72   2 53.8   17-BREAKERS 21/1584       0    1   0  0.0
    WRATHMEN 24/805                          18 OOPS? 35/1574          0    1   0  0.0
    WRATHMEN 36/923                             THE UNHOLY ONES 21/1586

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Well, not much to say today.  The basic notes were taking by the Unknown
Spymaster, and he had a bag over his head, so he missed a lot.
     Major point movements:  Mickey Hatcher up 34, Rotting Roland down 20.  Same
fight.
     There were avoids issued, but the clerks don't seem to consider them worthy of
comment.  Must be no "most" among 'em.  Only one challenge, so there's no point in
going for a "most challenged," either.
     Twenty-eight fights (tourney prep, no doubt), one challenge, two standbys.
We've seen worse.
     You'll notice comments are practically non-existent here.  That's because people
in the Commission office want to shut down and go party.  I wouldn't mind shutting
down and going to a party myself.  But it means no leisure to think of clever ways to
play with your names (in the absence of anything else to be clever about).

     KID KOALA (4-5694) (16-20-1,70) of COLLEGE RADIO #4 fought KUNG PAO KOLACTAN
(63-2882) (20-12-2,54) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  KID KOALA was defeated by KUNG PAO
KOLACTAN in a 2 minute fight.  Looks like that should have been Gung Ho Kolactan.
     SINCEMILLA (71-3308) (17-7-0,77) of WRATHMEN XIV fought HERMY (101-4) (0-0-0,50)
of the Louts Local 101.  SINCEMILLA handily defeated HERMY in a 1 minute one-sided
duel.
     HOFFA (18-8478) (28-115-1,57) of ARROGANCE fought DARTH VADAR (61-3725) (19-18-
2,46) of STAR WARS.  HOFFA was handily defeated by DARTH VADAR in a 2 minute brutal
uneven bout.
     CRIXUS (21-7100) (28-32-0,81) of BLOOD AND SAND fought HOFFA (18-9369) (33-85-
0,42) of ARROGANCE.  CRIXUS vanquished HOFFA in a 2 minute uneven bout.
     KURTAL DUCK (78-2861) (32-46-1,67) of SAND DANCERS fought NERO (29-5707) (26-33-
0,71) of TREKKERS.  KURTAL DUCK viciously subdued NERO in a popular 2 minute brutal
fight.
     NAKED LUNCH (78-2917) (18-15-0,59) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought SPIDERPIG (74-4304)
(25-8-0,68) of HOMER'S PETS.  NAKED LUNCH was vanquished by SPIDERPIG in a 1 minute
one-sided match.

     MANNY LEHMAN (51-5074) (22-31-1,56) of COLLEGE RADIO fought HUCKLE CAT (35-3874)
(15-7-1,53) of BUSY, BUSYTOWN.  MANNY LEHMAN defeated HUCKLE CAT in a popular 5
minute gory match.
     WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? (38-4563) (29-21-0,67) of TEAM FLOYD fought RABID TOAD (98-
2767) (13-17-4,78) of BLOOD FROGS 2.  WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? was overcome by RABID TOAD in
a 2 minute contest.
     B'ZIADUL (71-3311) (28-17-1,97) of WRATHMEN XIV fought BARRIO (7-5207) (12-8-
4,48) of WORDS THAT END IN O.  B'ZIADUL demolished BARRIO in an action packed 1
minute uneven bout.  My favorite word that ends in O is No.
     CRUISER ION (82-32979) (18-15-0,91) of PSU RADIO fought LI KUI (52-851) (22-19-
1,68) of WAH CHING.  CRUISER ION devastated LI KUI in an action packed 1 minute one-
sided bout.
     KHYLAR (36-4613) (31-16-0,95) of WRATHMEN fought NINJA FERD (101-30) (0-0-0,130)
of the Louts Local 101.  KHYLAR was defeated by NINJA FERD in a crowd pleasing 4
minute conflict.  That will make Ferd's head swell.

     ROTTING ROLAND (32-5437) (30-12-0,121) of THE WALKING DEAD fought MICKEY HATCHER
(74-3356) (23-6-0,91) of ALTER EGO!.  ROTTING ROLAND was overpowered by MICKEY
HATCHER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.  Major point movement fight.
     CAPTAIN KIRK (29-5754) (30-14-1,106) of TREKKERS fought RED ALERT (50-139) (37-
29-0,104) of PUBLIC ENEMY.  CAPTAIN KIRK devastated RED ALERT in an exciting 1 minute
brutal one-sided brawl.
     NASTY NES (50-142) (36-37-1,129) of PUBLIC ENEMY fought OWAIN HARLSON (35-3130)
(76-123-1,124) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  NASTY NES vanquished OWAIN HARLSON in a 2 minute
bloody one-sided fray.
     PHIL HELLMUTH (1-7842) (28-8-1,141) of POKER GREATS fought PORKY PIG (72-5953)
(30-22-2,147) of MEAT YOUR MAKER.  PHIL HELLMUTH was overpowered by PORKY PIG in a 1
minute one-sided duel.
     HARD CORE (6-6599) (24-4-2,129) of INK & STEEL FOREVER fought DOPPLEGANGER (81-
1382) (25-24-0,100) of MONSTER MANUAL.  HARD CORE unbelievably bested DOPPLEGANGER in
a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody bout.

     IRONIC TWIST (65-7198) (24-1-1,139) of THE MOTHERSHIP CE fought LONE WOLF (31-
162) (38-47-1,108) of AVENGERS.  IRONIC TWIST handily defeated LONE WOLF in an
exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
     OHMYGOD (63-2147) (25-10-1,131) of WRATHMEN fought ARTHUR DENT (11-7305) (22-22-
0,107) of THE HITCHHIKERS.  OHMYGOD overpowered ARTHUR DENT in a crowd pleasing 2
minute one-sided match.
     RUBBER BULLET (54-2503) (36-20-1,127) of USELESS TOOLS fought RALTUMAN OMELET
(78-2857) (25-13-2,143) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  RUBBER BULLET was overpowered by RALTUMAN
OMELET in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
     SULU (29-5705) (31-28-0,154) of TREKKERS fought THRESHPACK (50-138) (31-34-
0,134) of PUBLIC ENEMY.  SULU viciously subdued THRESHPACK in an action packed 3
minute gruesome fight.
     RUPTURE (99-3463) (17-13-4,163) of BLOOD GANG fought JACK DANIELS (41-3947) (26-
11-0,137) of I C DRUNK PEOPLE.  RUPTURE lost to JACK DANIELS in a 1 minute duel.

     GOPHER BAROQUE (2-3359) (71-62-0,193) of CREAM OF THE SLOP fought ASSUR (18-
7821) (49-105-2,160) of ARROGANCE.  GOPHER BAROQUE unbelievably bested ASSUR in an
action packed 7 minute gruesome fight.
     SHARK BAIT (33-7652) (45-37-0,185) of SEA DOGS fought DON KING (47-5374) (43-38-
3,191) of ROYAL FLUSH.  SHARK BAIT overpowered DON KING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
one-sided struggle.
     BRYNMAR (20-2986) (33-39-1,194) of WRATHMEN fought TEDDY RUXPIN (11-6399) (39-
21-1,193) of LORDS OF CHAOS.  BRYNMAR savagely defeated TEDDY RUXPIN in a crowd
pleasing 4 minute competition.
     SPARE ANCHOR (18-9610) (61-33-1,199) of SEA DOGS fought HOCKEY DUCK (39-937)
(43-37-1,173) of DUCKS UNLIMITED.  SPARE ANCHOR devastated HOCKEY DUCK in a 1 minute
one-sided fight.
     HORSE D'OEUVRE (61-3635) (29-4-3,186) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought CAO ZHENG (54-85)
(39-41-6,190) of ASIAN INVASION.  HORSE D'OEUVRE demolished CAO ZHENG in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.

The challenge:
     HEBEE (38-4359) (31-39-0,156) of ALL FINESSE challenged DAGAN (21-7201) (30-20-
0,181) of BLOOD AND SAND.  Up 25.  HEBEE devastated DAGAN in a 1 minute mismatched
Challenge fight.

And for the title:
     SLAP YOURSELF SILLY (21-4697) (42-37-0,240) of SORE LOSERS fought SURLY DECKHAND
(21-6568) (67-73-1,226) of SEA DOGS.  SLAP YOURSELF SILLY was vanquished by SURLY
DECKHAND in a 1 minute Title battle.  Good work, Surly.  Drinks are on you tonight.

                                        Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568       68  73  1  239  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BRYNMAR 20-2986              34  39  1  211  WRATHMEN (799)             SEAM

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610         62  33  1  205  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 SHARK BAIT 33-7652           46  37     202  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 HORSE D'OEUVRE 61-3635       30   4  3  199  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359        72  62     195  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
-BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341      38  22  4  191  SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)     SYVYN'S HILL
 SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697  42  38     190  SORE LOSERS (1580)         SUNSET
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399         39  22  1  189  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 CAO ZHENG 54-85              39  42  6  185  ASIAN INVASION (1542)      TROCAR
 HEBEE 38-4359                32  39     185  ALL FINESSE (1236)         CLIFFHOME
 DON KING 47-5374             43  39  3  181  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937           43  38  1  177  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
-HAMMERHEAD 35-4129           48  46  2  174  SEA DOGS (1502)            MURSKA
 ASSUR 18-7821                49 106  2  169  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 PORKY PIG 72-5953            31  22  2  168  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
 DAGAN 21-7201                30  21     158  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857      26  13  2  158  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 SULU 29-5705                 32  28     157  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 JACK DANIELS 41-3947         27  11     157  I C DRUNK PEOPLE (1543)    KATI-TEI

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUPTURE 99-3463              17  14  4  149  BLOOD GANG (1532)          SOUTH RIDGE
-WASTED 20-3085               23  22  3  143  WRATHMEN (799)             SEAM
 IRONIC TWIST 65-7198         25   1  1  142  THE MOTHERSHIP CE (1579)   DAL SHANG
 NASTY NES 50-142             37  37  1  139  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 THRESHPACK 50-138            31  35     138  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 OHMYGOD 63-2147              26  10  1  138  WRATHMEN (1563)            AMEN-TEI
 PHIL HELLMUTH 1-7842         28   9  1  135  POKER GREATS (1570)        MORDANT
 HARD CORE 6-6599             25   4  2  131  INK & STEEL FOREVER (1572) TRANSEL
 MICKEY HATCHER 74-3356       24   6     125  ALTER EGO! (1379)          DAYLA KIV
 RUBBER BULLET 54-2503        36  21  1  124  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 CAPTAIN KIRK 29-5754         31  14  1  120  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130        76 124  1  116  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 LONE WOLF 31-162             38  48  1  112  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305          22  23     107  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437       30  13     101  THE WALKING DEAD (1538)    ARVAT

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KHYLAR 36-4613               31  17     100  WRATHMEN (923)             JHANS
 DOPPLEGANGER 81-1382         25  25     100  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE
 RED ALERT 50-139             37  30      99  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 B'ZIADUL 71-3311             29  17  1   99  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR
 CRUISER ION 82-32979         19  15      98  PSU RADIO (1583)           DWES EG
-WAKIZASHI 31-6322            26  15      93  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-CAT-IN-THE-HAT 7-3270        23  16  2   87  UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351)   BONSUR
 RABID TOAD 98-2767           14  17  4   85  BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510)       SYVYN'S HILL
 CRIXUS 21-7100               29  32      83  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 SINCEMILLA 71-3308           18   7      81  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR
 SPIDERPIG 74-4304            26   8      78  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV
 KURTAL DUCK 78-2861          33  46  1   77  SAND DANCERS (775)         LIN TIRIAN
-BUZZARD 29-3995              21  12      75  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
-STOUT 21-7691                17  20      69  BREAKERS (1584)            SUNSET
 KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882    21  12  2   68  SHEWISH BUFFET (1568)      AMEN-TEI
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074         23  31  1   67  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563    29  22      66  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 LI KUI 52-851                22  20  1   65  WAH CHING (1565)           FRATSFA
 NERO 29-5707                 26  34      64  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 DARTH VADAR 61-3725          20  18  2   63  STAR WARS (1577)           JURINE
-KHEDRYN 24-3955              18   4  1   62  WRATHMEN (805)             ZORPUNT
-LUCIANA 21-7560              17   7  1   59  THE UNHOLY ONES (1586)     SUNSET
 KID KOALA 4-5694             16  21  1   59  COLLEGE RADIO #4 (1567)    JHELUM
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917          18  16      56  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
-NO REMORSE 35-1959           16  13  1   56  OOPS? (1574)               MURSKA
-XAVIER 75-2071               15   6  2   53  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 BARRIO 7-5207                12   9  4   53  WORDS THAT END IN O (1486) BONSUR
 HUCKLE CAT 35-3874           15   8  1   52  BUSY, BUSYTOWN (1375)      MURSKA
 HOFFA 18-9369                33  86      42  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 HOFFA 18-8478                28 116  1   42  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Slap Yourself Silly -- I don't like slapping myself. -- Baked Convincia

Spare Anchor, Surly Deckhand, Baked Convincia, and Raltuman Omelet -- Good luck at
the FtF!  I expect a full report when you get back. -- One Armed Bandit

     You're not going with them to oversee the catering?

Spare Anchor and Surly Deckhand -- Try not to hit me, okay?  I'd really rather not
know you're here. -- Owain Harlson

Darth Vadar -- That silly mask is a poor substitute for a Duck's bill. -- Kurtal Duck

Phil Hellmuth -- Poker is apparently not my game.  I'll have to remember that. --
Owain Harlson

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HEBEE devastated DAGAN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SLAP YOURSELF SILLY was vanquished by SURLY DECKHAND in a 1 minute Title battle.
HORSE D'OEUVRE demolished CAO ZHENG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven fight.
SPARE ANCHOR devastated HOCKEY DUCK in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BRYNMAR savagely defeated TEDDY RUXPIN in a crowd pleasing 4 minute competition.
SHARK BAIT overpowered DON KING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
GOPHER BAROQUE unbelievably bested ASSUR in a action packed 7 minute gruesome fight.
RUPTURE lost to JACK DANIELS in a 1 minute duel.
SULU viciously subdued THRESHPACK in a action packed 3 minute gruesome fight.
RUBBER BULLET was overpowered by RALTUMAN OMELET in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
OHMYGOD overpowered ARTHUR DENT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided match.
IRONIC TWIST handily defeated LONE WOLF in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
HARD CORE unbelievably bested DOPPLEGANGER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody bout.
PHIL HELLMUTH was overpowered by PORKY PIG in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
NASTY NES vanquished OWAIN HARLSON in a 2 minute bloody one-sided fray.
CAPTAIN KIRK devastated RED ALERT in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided brawl.
ROTTING ROLAND was overpowered by MICKEY HATCHER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
KHYLAR was defeated by NINJA FERD in a crowd pleasing 4 minute conflict.
CRUISER ION devastated LI KUI in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
B'ZIADUL demolished BARRIO in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? was overcome by RABID TOAD in a 2 minute contest.
MANNY LEHMAN defeated HUCKLE CAT in a popular 5 minute gory match.
NAKED LUNCH was vanquished by SPIDERPIG in a 1 minute one-sided match.
KURTAL DUCK viciously subdued NERO in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.
CRIXUS vanquished HOFFA in a 2 minute uneven bout.
HOFFA was handily defeated by DARTH VADAR in a 2 minute brutal uneven bout.
SINCEMILLA handily defeated HERMY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
KID KOALA was defeated by KUNG PAO KOLACTAN in a 2 minute fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      13         BASHING ATTACK    27 -  11 -  0      71  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         WALL OF STEEL     29 -  15 -  0      66  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         LUNGING ATTACK    33 -  24 -  0      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -   7 -  0      56  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-LUNGE       26 -  25 -  0      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   3 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -  12 -  0      45  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        54 -  67 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         STRIKING ATTACK   23 -  30 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         TOTAL PARRY       10 -  24 -  0      29  |

Turn 614 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     4 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  5         3  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW         8 -  5     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  4         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568     68  73  1  239 SEA DOGS (1446)
PARRY-LUNGE      BRYNMAR 20-2986            34  39  1  211 WRATHMEN (799)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610       62  33  1  205 SEA DOGS (426)
AIMED BLOW       SHARK BAIT 33-7652         46  37  0  202 SEA DOGS (1501)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SLAP YOURSELF SIL 21-4697  42  38  0  190 SORE LOSERS (1580)
PARRY-STRIKE     TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399       39  22  1  189 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)
LUNGING ATTACK   CAO ZHENG 54-85            39  42  6  185 ASIAN INVASION (1542)
STRIKING ATTACK  DON KING 47-5374           43  39  3  181 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
WALL OF STEEL    NASTY NES 50-142           37  37  1  139 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)
SLASHING ATTACK  MICKEY HATCHER 74-3356     24   6  0  125 ALTER EGO! (1379)

The overall popularity leader is SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was ASSUR 18-7821.  The ten other most popular fighters were DOPPLEGANGER 
81-1382, BRYNMAR 20-2986, HUCKLE CAT 35-3874, MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074, SULU 29-5705, 
KURTAL DUCK 78-2861, KHYLAR 36-4613, THRESHPACK 50-138, OHMYGOD 63-2147, and PORKY 
PIG 72-5953.

The least popular fighter this week was NAKED LUNCH 78-2917.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were LI KUI 52-851, HOCKEY DUCK 39-937, DAGAN 21-7201, HOFFA 
18-8478, HOFFA 18-9369, ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437, RED ALERT 50-139, LONE WOLF 31-162, 
ARTHUR DENT 11-7305, and RUBBER BULLET 54-2503.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           0  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  0 0  JURINE(61)           2  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           0  2 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         2  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            0  1 0  JHANS(36)            0  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         2  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            0  1 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0  2 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        2  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  3 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       2  1 0  
SEAM(20)             1  0 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      0  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  2 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          1  0 0  
LAPUR(29)            2  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  0 0  
CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  1 0  TROCAR(54)           0  2 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  
ARVAT(32)            0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PHIL HELLMUTH 1-7842        28   9  1  135  POKER GREATS (1570)        MORDANT
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359       72  62  0  195  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 KID KOALA 4-5694            16  21  1   59  COLLEGE RADIO #4 (1567)    JHELUM
 HARD CORE 6-6599            25   4  2  131  INK & STEEL FOREVER (1572) TRANSEL
 BARRIO 7-5207               12   9  4   53  WORDS THAT END IN O (1486) BONSUR
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399        39  22  1  189  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610        62  33  1  205  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 BRYNMAR 20-2986             34  39  1  211  WRATHMEN (799)             SEAM
 SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568      68  73  1  239  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 SULU 29-5705                32  28  0  157  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 LONE WOLF 31-162            38  48  1  112  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437      30  13  0  101  THE WALKING DEAD (1538)    ARVAT
 SHARK BAIT 33-7652          46  37  0  202  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130       76 124  1  116  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 KHYLAR 36-4613              31  17  0  100  WRATHMEN (923)             JHANS
 HEBEE 38-4359               32  39  0  185  ALL FINESSE (1236)         CLIFFHOME
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937          43  38  1  177  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 JACK DANIELS 41-3947        27  11  0  157  I C DRUNK PEOPLE (1543)    KATI-TEI
 DON KING 47-5374            43  39  3  181  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 NASTY NES 50-142            37  37  1  139  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074        23  31  1   67  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 LI KUI 52-851               22  20  1   65  WAH CHING (1565)           FRATSFA
 CAO ZHENG 54-85             39  42  6  185  ASIAN INVASION (1542)      TROCAR
 HORSE D'OEUVRE 61-3635      30   4  3  199  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 OHMYGOD 63-2147             26  10  1  138  WRATHMEN (1563)            AMEN-TEI
 IRONIC TWIST 65-7198        25   1  1  142  THE MOTHERSHIP CE (1579)   DAL SHANG
 B'ZIADUL 71-3311            29  17  1   99  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR
 PORKY PIG 72-5953           31  22  2  168  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MICKEY HATCHER 74-3356      24   6  0  125  ALTER EGO! (1379)          DAYLA KIV
 RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857     26  13  2  158  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 DOPPLEGANGER 81-1382        25  25  0  100  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE
 CRUISER ION 82--32557       19  15  0   98  PSU RADIO (1583)           DWES EG
 RABID TOAD 98-2767          14  17  4   85  BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510)       SYVYN'S HILL
 RUPTURE 99-3463             17  14  4  149  BLOOD GANG (1532)          SOUTH RIDGE

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective 
immediately.  Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by 
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission. 

                        WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN SUNNY ARIZONA!

Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 17-19, 2014.  It will be 
held at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-897-7444), the same hotel as 
last year by popular request.  Room rates are $145.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which 
includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary manager's reception, free airport 
shuttle, free parking and free high speed internet.  There's a fitness center, 
jacuzzi, and pool.  The rooms are blocked--code RSI--please make your reservation by 
December 15 before the block is released!  (This is prime season for Phoenix, and 
people have been unable to book rooms because they waited too long.)  Look for the 
tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in December.  We hope you're all 
looking forward to it and that we will see you there!