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Date   : 07/31/2013    Duedate: 08/13/2013

HOME GUARD ARENA

DM 101    TURN 616

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SEA DOGS 18/426      806  541   7 59.8    6-ALL FINESSE 38/1236  383  350   4 52.3
    SEA DOGS 21/1446                          7 RED FURY 9/786       141  144   0 49.5
    SEA DOGS 33/1501                            THE TAKEN 29/350
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      RUNEBLADES 75/1585
    SHEWISH BUFFET 63/1568                      SOUL WARRIORS 38/357
    SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537                    8 STAR WARS 61/1577      5    6   0 45.5
  2 PSU RADIO 82/1583    329  222   2 59.7    9 BLOOD GANG 99/1532    10   13   0 43.5
    TEAM FLOYD 38/690                        10 TREKKERS 29/1534      94  123   3 43.3
    POKER GREATS 1/1570                         BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545
    HOMER'S PETS 74/1569                        MONSTER MANUAL 81/1582
    COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541                       THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564
    COLLEGE RADIO #4 4/1567                     THE WALKING DEAD 32/1538
    I C DRUNK PEOPLE 41/1543                 11 AVENGERS 31/1321      84  111   0 43.1
    THE MOTHERSHIP CE 65/1579                   ALTER EGO! 74/1379
    INK & STEEL FOREVER 6/1572                  BUSY, BUSYTOWN 35/1375
  3 SORE LOSERS 21/1580   84   61   0 57.9      LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
    CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/589                     UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
  4 WRATHMEN 20/799       93   74   2 55.7   12 WAH CHING 52/1565     50   68   0 42.4
    WRATHMEN 24/805                             PUBLIC ENEMY 50/1530
    WRATHMEN 36/923                             ASIAN INVASION 54/1542
    WRATHMEN 63/1563                         13 ARROGANCE 18/755     531  824  11 39.2
    WRATHMEN XIV 71/1581                     14 SAND DANCERS 78/775  793 1321   9 37.5
    WRATHMEN XXV 71/1558                        CHILDREN OF LLYR 35/1415
  5-ROYAL FLUSH 47/146  1250 1042  18 54.5   15 BLOOD FROGS 98/1510   18   30   0 37.5
    USELESS TOOLS 54/735                     16 OOPS? 35/1574          1    2   0 33.3
    DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221                     THE UNHOLY ONES 21/1586
    MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439                  17-WORDS THAT E 7/1486    8   20   0 28.6

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                       Reflections by the Captain of the Guard

     "Secure that line, deckhand."
     "Move those crates, deckhand."
     "Swab those decks."

     No more being ordered around.  'Cause I'm the Captain.

Surly Deckhand
Captain of the Guard

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Okay, this is almost pathetic.  Not entirely, but getting there.  No challenges,
nobody most avoided (which isn't exactly the same as "no avoids").  Not many
personals, but!  A column from our Captain of the Guard, so that's an improvement.
Since the golem assigned to make the preliminary notes here was the one modeled on me
(one of the better golems), I'm going to give you that, and some other stuff.

     "Welcome HOME GUARD.  I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well.  Many the fights
have I fought here.  The celebrations, the disappointments...  What's with DAGAN?  He
actually beat I C DRUNK PEOPLE's JACK DANIELS, and walked away with 25 more points
from the fight.  Major screwup at COLLEGE RADIO.  MANNY LEHMAN lost 18 points to
XAVIER.  Some new strategies, perhaps?  Maybe MANNY LEHMAN will provide more easy
wins...  TEDDY RUXPIN was reminded on the sands why SURLY DECKHAND is Duelmaster.
Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!
     "If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.
     "There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the
fighters to walk away, or not?  Many a warrior has met his fate in a hungover stupor.
You young rapscallions, take note!
     "Well, I'm pretty much through.  You guys need to get back practicing.  HOME
GUARD is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places.  I don't want
to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen"

     To which I will ammend, I never did see a fighter with a one will.  Nor did I
ever here of a time limit.  The golem sounds confused.  But then, golems often do.
     So, twenty-seven fights, no challenges, two standbys.  You'll note the dearth of
comment.  I comment where personals are written.  Maybe, if I had more time--this is
not a day where I have more time, obviously--I might comment more.  Or... not.

     LI KUI (52-851) (22-21-1,62) of WAH CHING fought MEAN SPIRIT (101-5) (0-0-0,70)
of the Louts Local 101.  LI KUI savagely defeated MEAN SPIRIT in an exciting 1 minute
bloody fray.
     BUZZARD (29-3995) (21-12-0,75) of THE TAKEN fought KHEDRYN (24-3955) (18-4-1,62)
of WRATHMEN.  BUZZARD was vanquished by KHEDRYN in an action packed 1 minute uneven
bout.
     NERO (29-5707) (27-34-0,77) of TREKKERS fought LUCIANA (21-7560) (17-7-1,59) of
THE UNHOLY ONES.  NERO won victory over LUCIANA in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.
     MANNY LEHMAN (51-5074) (24-31-1,75) of COLLEGE RADIO fought XAVIER (75-2071)
(15-6-2,53) of RUNEBLADES.  MANNY LEHMAN was overpowered by XAVIER in a popular 1
minute one-sided duel.
     KURTAL DUCK (78-2861) (33-47-1,66) of SAND DANCERS fought HOFFA (18-9369) (33-
87-0,42) of ARROGANCE.  KURTAL DUCK devastated HOFFA in a popular 1 minute one-sided
bout.  Ah, somebody decided to bolster the Duck's sagging ego.  A Hoffa is an easy
win.
     ZANTOS (38-3000) (17-4-0,55) of SOUL WARRIORS fought DAEMYN (71-2940) (7-2-0,53)
of WRATHMEN XXV.  ZANTOS was handily defeated by DAEMYN in a 1 minute uneven duel.

     WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? (38-4563) (29-23-0,61) of TEAM FLOYD fought NO REMORSE (35-
1959) (16-13-1,56) of OOPS?.  WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? was vanquished by NO REMORSE in a 1
minute one-sided match.
     NAKED LUNCH (78-2917) (19-16-0,60) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought SPIDERPIG (74-4304)
(26-9-0,69) of HOMER'S PETS.  NAKED LUNCH devastated SPIDERPIG in a 1 minute one-
sided bout.
     CRIXUS (21-7100) (30-32-0,100) of BLOOD AND SAND fought KUNG PAO KOLACTAN (63-
2882) (21-13-2,69) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  CRIXUS overpowered KUNG PAO KOLACTAN in a 1
minute mismatched conflict.
     SINCEMILLA (71-3308) (19-7-0,91) of WRATHMEN XIV fought HOFFA (18-8478) (28-117-
1,38) of ARROGANCE.  SINCEMILLA savagely defeated HOFFA in an exciting 3 minute
brutal bout.
     B'ZIADUL (71-3311) (29-18-1,100) of WRATHMEN XIV fought DARTH VADAR (61-3725)
(21-18-2,69) of STAR WARS.  B'ZIADUL devastated DARTH VADAR in an exciting 1 minute
one-sided brawl.

     DOPPLEGANGER (81-1382) (25-26-0,100) of MONSTER MANUAL fought KATANA (31-6349)
(21-5-1,69) of AVENGERS.  DOPPLEGANGER handily defeated KATANA in a 1 minute
mismatched bout.
     RED ALERT (50-139) (37-31-0,99) of PUBLIC ENEMY fought ARDSHEAL (9-4183) (18-12-
0,66) of RED FURY.  RED ALERT vanquished ARDSHEAL in an action packed 1 minute
mismatched bout.
     RABID TOAD (98-2767) (15-17-4,95) of BLOOD FROGS 2 fought CAT-IN-THE-HAT (7-
3270) (23-16-2,87) of UNDER JOLLY ROGER.  RABID TOAD handily defeated CAT-IN-THE-HAT
in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
     NASTY NES (50-142) (37-38-1,138) of PUBLIC ENEMY fought ARTHUR DENT (11-7305)
(22-24-0,93) of THE HITCHHIKERS.  NASTY NES subdued ARTHUR DENT in a crowd pleasing 2
minute gory match.
     LONE WOLF (31-162) (38-48-1,112) of AVENGERS fought KHYLAR (36-4613) (32-17-
0,103) of WRATHMEN.  LONE WOLF was demolished by KHYLAR in a 1 minute mismatched
competition.

     IRONIC TWIST (65-7198) (25-2-1,119) of THE MOTHERSHIP CE fought ROTTING ROLAND
(32-5437) (30-14-0,109) of THE WALKING DEAD.  IRONIC TWIST overpowered ROTTING ROLAND
in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
     OHMYGOD (63-2147) (27-10-1,140) of WRATHMEN fought THRESHPACK (50-138) (31-36-
0,139) of PUBLIC ENEMY.  OHMYGOD defeated THRESHPACK in an action packed 2 minute
match.
     ASSUR (18-7821) (49-107-2,171) of ARROGANCE fought PHIL HELLMUTH (1-7842) (29-9-
1,145) of POKER GREATS.  ASSUR lost to PHIL HELLMUTH in a popular 2 minute duel.
     RALTUMAN OMELET (78-2857) (27-13-2,164) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought MICKEY HATCHER
(74-3356) (24-6-0,125) of ALTER EGO!.  RALTUMAN OMELET vanquished MICKEY HATCHER in a
1 minute one-sided duel.
     RUPTURE (99-3463) (18-14-4,153) of BLOOD GANG fought CAPTAIN KIRK (29-5754) (32-
14-1,132) of TREKKERS.  RUPTURE was handily defeated by CAPTAIN KIRK in a 1 minute
uneven melee.

     JACK DANIELS (41-3947) (27-12-0,174) of I C DRUNK PEOPLE fought DAGAN (21-7201)
(30-22-0,162) of BLOOD AND SAND.  JACK DANIELS was devastated by DAGAN in a 1 minute
one-sided competition.
     GOPHER BAROQUE (2-3359) (72-63-0,179) of CREAM OF THE SLOP fought SULU (29-5705)
(32-29-0,165) of TREKKERS.  GOPHER BAROQUE was viciously subdued by SULU in a crowd
pleasing 4 minute fight.
     HORSE D'OEUVRE (61-3635) (31-4-3,201) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought OWAIN HARLSON
(35-3130) (77-124-1,151) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  HORSE D'OEUVRE demolished OWAIN
HARLSON in a 1 minute mismatched competition.  Owain advises us to avoid the things
that look like little sausages on toothpicks.  He says they're... strange.
     SLAP YOURSELF SILLY (21-4697) (43-38-0,193) of SORE LOSERS fought SHARK BAIT
(33-7652) (47-37-0,207) of SEA DOGS.  SLAP YOURSELF SILLY was viciously subdued by
SHARK BAIT in a popular 5 minute contest.
     CAO ZHENG (54-85) (40-42-6,197) of ASIAN INVASION fought ARENAMASTER AZEEM (101-
28) (0-0-0,200) of the Louts Local 101.  CAO ZHENG handily defeated ARENAMASTER AZEEM
in a 1 minute one-sided match.

For the title:
     SURLY DECKHAND (21-6568) (69-73-1,250) of SEA DOGS fought TEDDY RUXPIN (11-6399)
(39-22-1,189) of LORDS OF CHAOS.  SURLY DECKHAND devastated TEDDY RUXPIN in a 2
minute mismatched Title fight.  And congratulations to the Surly former Deckhand, now
Captain.  Way to go!

                                         Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568       70  73  1  269  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHARK BAIT 33-7652           48  37     216  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610         63  33  1  210  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 CAO ZHENG 54-85              41  42  6  210  ASIAN INVASION (1542)      TROCAR
-DON KING 47-5374             44  39  3  204  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 HORSE D'OEUVRE 61-3635       32   4  3  203  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697  43  39     196  SORE LOSERS (1580)         SUNSET
-BRYNMAR 20-2986              34  40  1  190  WRATHMEN (799)             SEAM
 DAGAN 21-7201                31  22     187  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 SULU 29-5705                 33  29     185  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
-HEBEE 38-4359                32  39     185  ALL FINESSE (1236)         CLIFFHOME

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399         39  23  1  183  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857      28  13  2  174  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
-PORKY PIG 72-5953            32  22  2  173  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359        72  64     169  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
-HOCKEY DUCK 39-937           43  39  1  169  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 PHIL HELLMUTH 1-7842         30   9  1  164  POKER GREATS (1570)        MORDANT
 ASSUR 18-7821                49 108  2  161  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130        77 125  1  160  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 JACK DANIELS 41-3947         27  13     160  I C DRUNK PEOPLE (1543)    KATI-TEI
 CAPTAIN KIRK 29-5754         33  14  1  155  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
-RUBBER BULLET 54-2503        37  21  1  152  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OHMYGOD 63-2147              28  10  1  148  WRATHMEN (1563)            AMEN-TEI
 NASTY NES 50-142             38  38  1  140  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 THRESHPACK 50-138            31  37     140  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 RUPTURE 99-3463              18  15  4  137  BLOOD GANG (1532)          SOUTH RIDGE
 IRONIC TWIST 65-7198         26   2  1  134  THE MOTHERSHIP CE (1579)   DAL SHANG
 MICKEY HATCHER 74-3356       24   7     129  ALTER EGO! (1379)          DAYLA KIV
-HARD CORE 6-6599             25   5  2  122  INK & STEEL FOREVER (1572) TRANSEL
 KHYLAR 36-4613               33  17     119  WRATHMEN (923)             JHANS
-CRUISER ION 82-32979         20  15     114  PSU RADIO (1583)           DWES EG
 DOPPLEGANGER 81-1382         26  26     111  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE
 ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437       30  15     108  THE WALKING DEAD (1538)    ARVAT
 RABID TOAD 98-2767           16  17  4  107  BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510)       SYVYN'S HILL
 CRIXUS 21-7100               31  32     106  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 RED ALERT 50-139             38  31     105  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 B'ZIADUL 71-3311             30  18  1  105  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR
 LONE WOLF 31-162             38  49  1  101  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305          22  25     100  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 SINCEMILLA 71-3308           20   7      93  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917          20  16      85  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 KHEDRYN 24-3955              19   4  1   85  WRATHMEN (805)             ZORPUNT
-LING 75-2082                 24  11  1   84  FALSE OVERTURES (849)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 NERO 29-5707                 28  34      83  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 CAT-IN-THE-HAT 7-3270        23  17  2   79  UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351)   BONSUR
 XAVIER 75-2071               16   6  2   75  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 LI KUI 52-851                23  21  1   72  WAH CHING (1565)           FRATSFA
 NO REMORSE 35-1959           17  13  1   72  OOPS? (1574)               MURSKA
 DAEMYN 71-2940                8   2      72  WRATHMEN XXV (1558)        KYR'TERR
 KURTAL DUCK 78-2861          34  47  1   71  SAND DANCERS (775)         LIN TIRIAN
 DARTH VADAR 61-3725          21  19  2   70  STAR WARS (1577)           JURINE
 KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882    21  14  2   67  SHEWISH BUFFET (1568)      AMEN-TEI
 KATANA 31-6349               21   6  1   67  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 ARDSHEAL 9-4183              18  13      66  RED FURY (786)             ZUKAL
-KID KOALA 4-5694             16  22  1   63  COLLEGE RADIO #4 (1567)    JHELUM
 BUZZARD 29-3995              21  13      62  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 LUCIANA 21-7560              17   8  1   62  THE UNHOLY ONES (1586)     SUNSET
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074         24  32  1   57  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 SPIDERPIG 74-4304            26  10      55  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV
-BARRIO 7-5207                12   9  4   53  WORDS THAT END IN O (1486) BONSUR
-HUCKLE CAT 35-3874           15   8  1   52  BUSY, BUSYTOWN (1375)      MURSKA
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563    29  24      49  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 HOFFA 18-8478                28 118  1   49  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 ZANTOS 38-3000               17   5      46  SOUL WARRIORS (357)        CLIFFHOME

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HOFFA 18-9369                33  88      38  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Congrats to our very own Raltuman Omelet on his surprising and unprecedented Freshmen
TC.  Congrats also to Hebee, Mannequin's Freshmen TV BA, as well as Baked Convincia
and Spare Anchor, on their fine Freshmen performances.  You all have done Home Guard
proud.  We look forward to reading the full report of your fights in the coming week.
-- One Armed Bandit

Ironic Twist -- Experience aside, that win was ironic or something for me.  How much
you want to bet it won't happen again? -- Owain Harlson

Nero -- We just did this.  And now you got it wrong! -- Kurtal Duck

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SURLY DECKHAND devastated TEDDY RUXPIN in a 2 minute mismatched Title fight.
CAO ZHENG handily defeated ARENAMASTER AZEEM in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SLAP YOURSELF SILLY was viciously subdued by SHARK BAIT in a popular 5 minute contest.
HORSE D'OEUVRE demolished OWAIN HARLSON in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
GOPHER BAROQUE was viciously subdued by SULU in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fight.
JACK DANIELS was devastated by DAGAN in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
RUPTURE was handily defeated by CAPTAIN KIRK in a 1 minute uneven melee.
RALTUMAN OMELET vanquished MICKEY HATCHER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
ASSUR lost to PHIL HELLMUTH in a popular 2 minute duel.
OHMYGOD defeated THRESHPACK in a action packed 2 minute match.
IRONIC TWIST overpowered ROTTING ROLAND in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LONE WOLF was demolished by KHYLAR in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
NASTY NES subdued ARTHUR DENT in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory match.
RABID TOAD handily defeated CAT-IN-THE-HAT in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
RED ALERT vanquished ARDSHEAL in a action packed 1 minute mismatched bout.
DOPPLEGANGER handily defeated KATANA in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
B'ZIADUL devastated DARTH VADAR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SINCEMILLA savagely defeated HOFFA in a exciting 3 minute brutal bout.
CRIXUS overpowered KUNG PAO KOLACTAN in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
NAKED LUNCH devastated SPIDERPIG in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? was vanquished by NO REMORSE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ZANTOS was handily defeated by DAEMYN in a 1 minute uneven duel.
KURTAL DUCK devastated HOFFA in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
MANNY LEHMAN was overpowered by XAVIER in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
NERO won victory over LUCIANA in a popular 2 minute brutal fight.
BUZZARD was vanquished by KHEDRYN in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
LI KUI savagely defeated MEAN SPIRIT in a exciting 1 minute bloody fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      13         BASHING ATTACK    27 -  12 -  0      69  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         LUNGING ATTACK    37 -  22 -  0      63  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         WALL OF STEEL     25 -  15 -  0      63  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -   9 -  0      59  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         PARRY-LUNGE       27 -  25 -  0      52  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         STRIKING ATTACK   25 -  30 -  0      45  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         AIMED BLOW        54 -  70 -  0      44  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -  13 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         TOTAL PARRY       11 -  26 -  0      30  |

Turn 616 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  2         3  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         4 -  9         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  5         1  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  4                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568     70  73  1  269 SEA DOGS (1446)
AIMED BLOW       SHARK BAIT 33-7652         48  37  0  216 SEA DOGS (1501)
LUNGING ATTACK   CAO ZHENG 54-85            41  42  6  210 ASIAN INVASION (1542)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SLAP YOURSELF SIL 21-4697  43  39  0  196 SORE LOSERS (1580)
PARRY-LUNGE      SULU 29-5705               33  29  0  185 TREKKERS (1534)
PARRY-STRIKE     TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399       39  23  1  183 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)
STRIKING ATTACK  RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857    28  13  2  174 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)
TOTAL PARRY      GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359      72  64  0  169 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)
WALL OF STEEL    NASTY NES 50-142           38  38  1  140 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)
SLASHING ATTACK  MICKEY HATCHER 74-3356     24   7  0  129 ALTER EGO! (1379)

The overall popularity leader is SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
SHARK BAIT 33-7652, SINCEMILLA 71-3308, SULU 29-5705, OHMYGOD 63-2147, SURLY DECKHAND 
21-6568, ASSUR 18-7821, NASTY NES 50-142, LUCIANA 21-7560, PHIL HELLMUTH 1-7842, and 
ARTHUR DENT 11-7305.

The least popular fighter this week was MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ZANTOS 38-3000, WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563, SPIDERPIG 74-4304, 
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882, DARTH VADAR 61-3725, KATANA 31-6349, CAT-IN-THE-HAT 
7-3270, ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437, MICKEY HATCHER 74-3356, and JACK DANIELS 41-3947.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            0  1 0  JURINE(61)           1  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            0  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  0 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           1  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  1 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         3  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       0  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  2 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        0  2 0  
TALCAMA(18)          0  3 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           3  2 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        2  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       3  0 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  0 0  
LAPUR(29)            3  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  0 0  
CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  2 0  TROCAR(54)           1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PHIL HELLMUTH 1-7842        30   9  1  164  POKER GREATS (1570)        MORDANT
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359       72  64  0  169  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 CAT-IN-THE-HAT 7-3270       23  17  2   79  UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351)   BONSUR
 ARDSHEAL 9-4183             18  13  0   66  RED FURY (786)             ZUKAL
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399        39  23  1  183  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 ASSUR 18-7821               49 108  2  161  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568      70  73  1  269  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 KHEDRYN 24-3955             19   4  1   85  WRATHMEN (805)             ZORPUNT
 SULU 29-5705                33  29  0  185  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 LONE WOLF 31-162            38  49  1  101  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437      30  15  0  108  THE WALKING DEAD (1538)    ARVAT
 SHARK BAIT 33-7652          48  37  0  216  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130       77 125  1  160  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 KHYLAR 36-4613              33  17  0  119  WRATHMEN (923)             JHANS
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563   29  24  0   49  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 JACK DANIELS 41-3947        27  13  0  160  I C DRUNK PEOPLE (1543)    KATI-TEI
 NASTY NES 50-142            38  38  1  140  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074        24  32  1   57  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 LI KUI 52-851               23  21  1   72  WAH CHING (1565)           FRATSFA
 CAO ZHENG 54-85             41  42  6  210  ASIAN INVASION (1542)      TROCAR
 HORSE D'OEUVRE 61-3635      32   4  3  203  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 OHMYGOD 63-2147             28  10  1  148  WRATHMEN (1563)            AMEN-TEI
 IRONIC TWIST 65-7198        26   2  1  134  THE MOTHERSHIP CE (1579)   DAL SHANG
 B'ZIADUL 71-3311            30  18  1  105  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR
 MICKEY HATCHER 74-3356      24   7  0  129  ALTER EGO! (1379)          DAYLA KIV
 XAVIER 75-2071              16   6  2   75  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857     28  13  2  174  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 DOPPLEGANGER 81-1382        26  26  0  111  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE
 RABID TOAD 98-2767          16  17  4  107  BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510)       SYVYN'S HILL
 RUPTURE 99-3463             18  15  4  137  BLOOD GANG (1532)          SOUTH RIDGE