AD
Date : 08/14/2013 Duedate: 08/27/2013
HOME GUARD ARENA
DM 101 TURN 617
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 D.R.I. 21/1471 28 13 1 68.3 7 RED FURY 9/786 142 145 0 49.5
2 SEA DOGS 18/426 811 542 7 59.9 THE TAKEN 29/350
SEA DOGS 21/1446 RUNEBLADES 75/1585
SEA DOGS 33/1501 SOUL WARRIORS 38/357
SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562 8 T-3 98/1591 95 97 0 49.5
SHEWISH BUFFET 63/1568 9 BLOOD GANG 99/1532 11 13 0 45.8
SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537 10 TREKKERS 29/1534 100 127 3 44.1
3 PSU RADIO 82/1583 331 226 2 59.4 BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545
TEAM FLOYD 38/690 MONSTER MANUAL 81/1582
DODEKATHEON 99/1590 THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564
POKER GREATS 1/1570 THE WALKING DEAD 32/1538
HOMER'S PETS 74/1569 11 AVENGERS 31/1321 88 113 0 43.8
COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541 ALTER EGO! 74/1379
COLLEGE RADIO #4 4/1567 PUNCH-OUT! 56/1359
I C DRUNK PEOPLE 41/1543 AS FAR AS SIAM 40/1323
THE MOTHERSHIP CE 65/1579 BUSY, BUSYTOWN 35/1375
INK & STEEL FOREVER 6/1572 LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
4 SORE LOSERS 21/1580 85 62 0 57.8 UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/589 12 STAR WARS 61/1577 5 7 0 41.7
5 WRATHMEN 20/799 93 74 2 55.7 13 WAH CHING 52/1565 51 72 0 41.5
WRATHMEN 24/805 PUBLIC ENEMY 50/1530
WRATHMEN 36/923 ASIAN INVASION 54/1542
WRATHMEN 63/1563 14 OOPS? 35/1574 2 3 0 40.0
WRATHMEN Z 30/1592 THE UNHOLY ONES 21/1586
WRATHMEN XIV 71/1581 15 ARROGANCE 18/755 532 826 11 39.2
WRATHMEN XXV 71/1558 16 SAND DANCERS 78/775 793 1323 9 37.5
6 ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 1252 1044 18 54.5 CHILDREN OF LLYR 35/1415
USELESS TOOLS 54/735 17 BLOOD FROGS 98/1510 19 32 0 37.3
DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221 NUCLEAR WASTES 82/1588
MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439 MURDEROUS FROGS 3 98/1589
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in HOME GUARD this turn, and let's
start with a look at some of the teams. And let's see, CRIXUS fought OWAIN HARLSON
and gained 38 points and contributed to BLOOD AND SAND's 1-1-0. OWAIN HARLSON has
lost to CRIXUS, falling 37 points, while helping make CHILDREN OF LLYR a 0-1-0 turn.
Defending his title for another turn, SURLY DECKHAND kept BLOOD AND SAND's warrior,
DAGAN, from claiming the throne. By the way, was that our Duelmaster that I saw last
night, cramped under the table at The Bash & Glug?
He who challenges well, fights well. He who avoids without cause, shall lose
for good reasons. My mama told me that one.
We only live a short time in this world, so why not take a sharp blade, and
shave it close? A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover
or hide when the fight is over. Consider well.
Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the
sweetest. It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your swords
sharp and your hammers heavy. Until you see my quill in HOME GUARD again, farewell--
Alarond the Scribe
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 71 73 1 281 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SHARK BAIT 33-7652 49 37 229 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
HORSE D'OEUVRE 61-3635 33 4 3 214 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 63 33 1 210 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
SULU 29-5705 34 29 206 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
CAO ZHENG 54-85 41 43 6 197 ASIAN INVASION (1542) TROCAR
DON KING 47-5374 44 40 3 193 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 44 39 1 192 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
-BRYNMAR 20-2986 34 40 1 190 WRATHMEN (799) SEAM
GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 73 64 187 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697 43 40 182 SORE LOSERS (1580) SUNSET
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DAGAN 21-7201 31 23 180 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
ASSUR 18-7821 50 108 2 178 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857 29 13 2 176 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399 39 24 1 175 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348) ARUAK CITY
MICKEY HATCHER 74-3356 25 7 166 ALTER EGO! (1379) DAYLA KIV
PHIL HELLMUTH 1-7842 30 10 1 165 POKER GREATS (1570) MORDANT
RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 38 21 1 160 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
CAPTAIN KIRK 29-5754 34 14 1 159 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JACK DANIELS 41-3947 27 14 150 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (1543) KATI-TEI
RUPTURE 99-3463 19 15 4 150 BLOOD GANG (1532) SOUTH RIDGE
-OHMYGOD 63-2147 28 10 1 148 WRATHMEN (1563) AMEN-TEI
PORKY PIG 72-5953 32 23 2 146 MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439) DRAGONHEAD
NASTY NES 50-142 38 39 1 144 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
CRIXUS 21-7100 32 32 144 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
IRONIC TWIST 65-7198 27 2 1 141 THE MOTHERSHIP CE (1579) DAL SHANG
THRESHPACK 50-138 31 38 129 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 77 126 1 123 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
-HARD CORE 6-6599 25 5 2 122 INK & STEEL FOREVER (1572) TRANSEL
DOPPLEGANGER 81-1382 26 27 121 MONSTER MANUAL (1582) SHADOWSPIRE
-KHYLAR 36-4613 33 17 119 WRATHMEN (923) JHANS
LONE WOLF 31-162 39 49 1 117 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
-CRUISER ION 82-32979 20 15 114 PSU RADIO (1583) DWES EG
ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437 30 16 113 THE WALKING DEAD (1538) ARVAT
DROW 81-1774 27 22 1 112 MONSTER MANUAL (1582) SHADOWSPIRE
-B'ZIADUL 71-3311 30 18 1 105 WRATHMEN XIV (1581) KYR'TERR
RABID TOAD 98-2767 16 18 4 101 BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510) SYVYN'S HILL
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184 27 22 1 100 D.R.I. (1471) SUNSET
PISTON HURRICANE 40-2287 27 19 100 AS FAR AS SIAM (1323) ZENSU
GLASS JOE 56-3847 20 11 100 PUNCH-OUT! (1359) ROCANIS
-PARANOID PETE 30-5077 29 12 99 WRATHMEN Z (1592) IAYE
RED ALERT 50-139 38 32 93 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
-SINCEMILLA 71-3308 20 7 93 WRATHMEN XIV (1581) KYR'TERR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
NERO 29-5707 29 34 89 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 25 32 1 89 COLLEGE RADIO (1541) TRICORUS
LI KUI 52-851 24 21 1 86 WAH CHING (1565) FRATSFA
-KHEDRYN 24-3955 19 4 1 85 WRATHMEN (805) ZORPUNT
-LING 75-2082 24 11 1 84 FALSE OVERTURES (849) JADE MOUNTAIN
HOMONCULOUS 81-1851 17 18 84 MONSTER MANUAL (1582) SHADOWSPIRE
-CAT-IN-THE-HAT 7-3270 23 17 2 79 UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351) BONSUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
XAVIER 75-2071 17 6 2 77 RUNEBLADES (1585) JADE MOUNTAIN
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882 22 14 2 75 SHEWISH BUFFET (1568) AMEN-TEI
MONTY BURNS 82-55805 17 25 75 NUCLEAR WASTES (1588) DWES EG
LUCIANA 21-7560 18 8 1 73 THE UNHOLY ONES (1586) SUNSET
HUCKLE CAT 35-3874 16 8 1 73 BUSY, BUSYTOWN (1375) MURSKA
-DAEMYN 71-2940 8 2 72 WRATHMEN XXV (1558) KYR'TERR
ARTHUR DENT 11-7305 22 26 68 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
NO REMORSE 35-1959 17 14 1 68 OOPS? (1574) MURSKA
-KATANA 31-6349 21 6 1 67 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
ARDSHEAL 9-4183 18 14 65 RED FURY (786) ZUKAL
-KID KOALA 4-5694 16 22 1 63 COLLEGE RADIO #4 (1567) JHELUM
FROG FRACTURE 98-3813 11 0 3 63 MURDEROUS FROGS 3 (1589) SYVYN'S HILL
-BUZZARD 29-3995 21 13 62 THE TAKEN (350) LAPUR
NAKED LUNCH 78-2917 20 17 62 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
-KEISHA 11-7584 17 6 57 WRATHMEN DM 20 (1536) ARUAK CITY
-HAMMY HAMSTER 72-5950 16 5 1 54 MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439) DRAGONHEAD
DARTH VADAR 61-3725 21 20 2 53 STAR WARS (1577) JURINE
-ANDA 75-2171 15 7 52 FALSE OVERTURES (849) JADE MOUNTAIN
-BRANDON 21-7641 14 6 4 52 RANDOM CHAOS (1587) SUNSET
SPIDERPIG 74-4304 26 11 50 HOMER'S PETS (1569) DAYLA KIV
HOFFA 18-8478 28 119 1 46 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
-ZANTOS 38-3000 17 5 46 SOUL WARRIORS (357) CLIFFHOME
KURTAL DUCK 78-2861 34 48 1 45 SAND DANCERS (775) LIN TIRIAN
HOFFA 18-9369 33 89 45 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 29 25 45 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
-INNARD SKINARD 98-3573 9 1 4 32 T-3 (1591) SYVYN'S HILL
-VULCAN 99-3864 8 2 4 30 DODEKATHEON (1590) SOUTH RIDGE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
One Armed Bandit -- Though we did not previously know of the successes of your Buffet
in Orlando (no one tells us anything), we congratulate them now. That Raltuman
Omelet is definitely a Good Egg. -- Jorja
Horse D'Oeuvre -- What WERE those things on the toothpicks, anyway? Kinda weird when
they wiggled. -- Owain Harlson, conservative eater
The spy reporter scoffs, but it was a significant victory that I won over that Hoffa.
He was arrogant, and I don't stand still for arrogant mammals. -- Kurtal Duck
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SURLY DECKHAND devastated DAGAN in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
SHARK BAIT vanquished DON KING in a 1 minute uneven battle.
SLAP YOURSELF SILLY was demolished by SULU in a crowd pleasing 3 minute uneven fight.
TEDDY RUXPIN was savagely defeated by HOCKEY DUCK in a exciting 5 minute bloody fight.
HORSE D'OEUVRE devastated CAO ZHENG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
PHIL HELLMUTH was luckily beaten by GOPHER BAROQUE in a crowd pleasing 8 minute brawl.
ASSUR handily defeated JACK DANIELS in a 1 minute uneven melee.
CAPTAIN KIRK viciously subdued NASTY NES in a popular 3 minute gruesome duel.
OWAIN HARLSON was vanquished by CRIXUS in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
RUBBER BULLET overpowered ROTTING ROLAND in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
RALTUMAN OMELET demolished DOPPLEGANGER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
PORKY PIG was demolished by MICKEY HATCHER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
IRONIC TWIST overpowered PISTON HURRICANE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
RED ALERT was overpowered by LONE WOLF in a 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.
DROW won victory over RABID TOAD in a exciting 2 minute fray.
RUPTURE devastated THRESHPACK in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
GLASS JOE overpowered ARDSHEAL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CROUCHING HAMSTER overpowered NO REMORSE in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided bout.
ARTHUR DENT was devastated by MANNY LEHMAN in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
DARTH VADAR was overpowered by HUCKLE CAT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? was overpowered by LUCIANA in a action packed 1 minute uneven fray.
FROG FRACTURE devastated KURTAL DUCK in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MONTY BURNS was luckily beaten by NERO in a action packed 3 minute brutal fight.
LI KUI overpowered SPIDERPIG in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
HOMONCULOUS overpowered NAKED LUNCH in a 1 minute uneven match.
HOFFA was savagely defeated by XAVIER in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
HOFFA was handily defeated by KUNG PAO KOLACTAN in a 3 minute mismatched bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 15 BASHING ATTACK 29 - 11 - 0 73 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 7 WALL OF STEEL 23 - 15 - 0 61 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 7 LUNGING ATTACK 35 - 24 - 0 59 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 6 SLASHING ATTACK 16 - 11 - 0 59 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 27 - 24 - 0 53 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 STRIKING ATTACK 26 - 29 - 0 47 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 6 - 0 45 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 AIMED BLOW 57 - 70 - 0 45 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 15 - 0 38 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 27 - 0 27 |
Turn 617 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
BASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 AIMED BLOW 7 - 8 2 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 3 2 PARRY-LUNGE
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 3 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 1 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 3 1 STRIKING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 71 73 1 281 SEA DOGS (1446)
AIMED BLOW SHARK BAIT 33-7652 49 37 0 229 SEA DOGS (1501)
PARRY-LUNGE SULU 29-5705 34 29 0 206 TREKKERS (1534)
LUNGING ATTACK CAO ZHENG 54-85 41 43 6 197 ASIAN INVASION (1542)
STRIKING ATTACK DON KING 47-5374 44 40 3 193 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
PARRY-RIPOSTE HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 44 39 1 192 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)
TOTAL PARRY GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 73 64 0 187 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)
PARRY-STRIKE TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399 39 24 1 175 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)
SLASHING ATTACK MICKEY HATCHER 74-3356 25 7 0 166 ALTER EGO! (1379)
WALL OF STEEL RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 38 21 1 160 USELESS TOOLS (735)
The overall popularity leader is SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568. The most popular warrior
this turn was PHIL HELLMUTH 1-7842. The ten other most popular fighters were CAPTAIN
KIRK 29-5754, MONTY BURNS 82--9731, GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359, DROW 81-1774, SULU
29-5705, TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399, HOCKEY DUCK 39-937, XAVIER 75-2071, KUNG PAO KOLACTAN
63-2882, and NERO 29-5707.
The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 18-8478. The other ten least popular
fighters were NAKED LUNCH 78-2917, SPIDERPIG 74-4304, KURTAL DUCK 78-2861, DARTH
VADAR 61-3725, ARTHUR DENT 11-7305, ARDSHEAL 9-4183, THRESHPACK 50-138, PISTON
HURRICANE 40-2287, PORKY PIG 72-5953, and DOPPLEGANGER 81-1382.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 1 0 0
NIANIA(2) 1 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 1 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
ZUKAL(9) 0 1 0 ZENSU(40) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 0 2 0 KATI-TEI(41) 0 1 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 1 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 2 0 NORTH FORK(47) 0 1 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 1 0 0
SUNSET(21) 4 2 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 3 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 2 0
LAPUR(29) 3 0 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 1 0
CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 0 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 0 1 0
ARVAT(32) 0 1 0 TROCAR(54) 1 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 1 0
NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 0 0
MURSKA(35) 1 2 0 JURINE(61) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PHIL HELLMUTH 1-7842 30 10 1 165 POKER GREATS (1570) MORDANT
GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 73 64 0 187 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
ARDSHEAL 9-4183 18 14 0 65 RED FURY (786) ZUKAL
TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399 39 24 1 175 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348) ARUAK CITY
ASSUR 18-7821 50 108 2 178 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568 71 73 1 281 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
SULU 29-5705 34 29 0 206 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
LONE WOLF 31-162 39 49 1 117 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437 30 16 0 113 THE WALKING DEAD (1538) ARVAT
SHARK BAIT 33-7652 49 37 0 229 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 77 126 1 123 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 29 25 0 45 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 44 39 1 192 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
PISTON HURRICANE 40-2287 27 19 0 100 AS FAR AS SIAM (1323) ZENSU
JACK DANIELS 41-3947 27 14 0 150 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (1543) KATI-TEI
DON KING 47-5374 44 40 3 193 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
NASTY NES 50-142 38 39 1 144 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 25 32 1 89 COLLEGE RADIO (1541) TRICORUS
LI KUI 52-851 24 21 1 86 WAH CHING (1565) FRATSFA
CAO ZHENG 54-85 41 43 6 197 ASIAN INVASION (1542) TROCAR
GLASS JOE 56-3847 20 11 0 100 PUNCH-OUT! (1359) ROCANIS
HORSE D'OEUVRE 61-3635 33 4 3 214 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882 22 14 2 75 SHEWISH BUFFET (1568) AMEN-TEI
IRONIC TWIST 65-7198 27 2 1 141 THE MOTHERSHIP CE (1579) DAL SHANG
PORKY PIG 72-5953 32 23 2 146 MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439) DRAGONHEAD
MICKEY HATCHER 74-3356 25 7 0 166 ALTER EGO! (1379) DAYLA KIV
XAVIER 75-2071 17 6 2 77 RUNEBLADES (1585) JADE MOUNTAIN
RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857 29 13 2 176 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
DOPPLEGANGER 81-1382 26 27 0 121 MONSTER MANUAL (1582) SHADOWSPIRE
MONTY BURNS 82--9731 17 25 0 75 NUCLEAR WASTES (1588) DWES EG
RABID TOAD 98-2767 16 18 4 101 BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510) SYVYN'S HILL
RUPTURE 99-3463 19 15 4 150 BLOOD GANG (1532) SOUTH RIDGE