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Date   : 08/28/2013    Duedate: 09/10/2013

HOME GUARD ARENA

DM 101    TURN 618

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 D.R.I. 21/1471        28   14   1 66.7      THE TAKEN 29/350
  2 SEA DOGS 21/1446     813  545   7 59.9      RUNEBLADES 75/1585
    SEA DOGS 33/1501                            SOUL WARRIORS 38/357
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                    8 T-3 98/1591           95   98   0 49.2
    SHEWISH BUFFET 63/1568                    9 BLOOD GANG 99/1532    12   13   0 48.0
    SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537                   10 STAR WARS 61/1577      6    7   0 46.2
  3 TEAM FLOYD 38/690    335  228   2 59.5   11 TREKKERS 29/1534     103  133   3 43.6
    DODEKATHEON 99/1590                         BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545
    POKER GREATS 1/1570                         MONSTER MANUAL 81/1582
    HOMER'S PETS 74/1569                        THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564
    COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541                       THE WALKING DEAD 32/1538
    I C DRUNK PEOPLE 41/1543                 12 AVENGERS 31/1321      90  117   0 43.5
    THE MOTHERSHIP CE 65/1579                   ALTER EGO! 74/1379
  4 SORE LOSERS 21/1580   86   63   0 57.7      PUNCH-OUT! 56/1359
    CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/589                     AS FAR AS SIAM 40/1323
  5 WRATHMEN 24/805       99   76   2 56.6      BUSY, BUSYTOWN 35/1375
    WRATHMEN 36/923                             LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
    WRATHMEN 63/1563                            UNDER JOLLY ROGER 7/1351
    ARENAS III 71/1594                       13 OOPS? 35/1574          3    4   0 42.9
    WRATHMEN Z 30/1592                          THE UNHOLY ONES 21/1586
    WRATHMEN XIV 71/1581                     14 WAH CHING 52/1565     54   74   0 42.2
    WRATHMEN XXV 71/1558                        PUBLIC ENEMY 50/1530
    WRATHMEN DM 20 11/1536                      ASIAN INVASION 54/1542
  6 NEW YORK 71/1595    1253 1044  18 54.5   15 ARROGANCE 18/755     533  828  11 39.2
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                       16 FURRY FURY 81/1593    21   34   0 38.2
    USELESS TOOLS 54/735                        BLOOD FROGS 2 98/1510
    DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221                     NUCLEAR WASTES 82/1588
    MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439                     MURDEROUS FROGS 3 98/1589
    IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/1067              17 SAND DANCERS 78/775  793 1325   9 37.4
  7 RED FURY 9/786       143  146   0 49.5      CHILDREN OF LLYR 35/1415

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Oho!  And also aha!  Fifty-nine active warriors here today.  And that's not
counting the ones running up and down the stands, throwing rotten vegetables on the
sands.  A lot of new faces, in so far as one can see faces inside helments, are out
here today.
     Word has it that the clerks in the office can't be counted on for "biggest point
movements," so we'll just take their comments as "point movements worth taking note
of."  Ohmygod gained thirty points.  Li Kui lost twenty-six.  Different fights.
     Captain of the Guard Surly Deckhand did not fight today and so, obviously, lost
the title.  Did he fail to show because he was "cramped under the table at The Bash &
Glug"?
     A lot of avoids were issued, but nobody seems to have dominated that process.
Slap Yourself Silly got the most challenges, as a lot of people wanted to slap him
silly.
     We had thirty-one fights, with three (only three!) standbys fighting today.
Seven challenges went through (don't know how many died on the avoids).  One of those
challenges was a TV challenge!  Gotta respect that.

In brief, the fights:
     DARTH VADAR (61-3725) (21-20-2,53) of STAR WARS fought LI KUI (52-851) (24-21-
1,86) of WAH CHING.  DARTH VADAR overpowered LI KUI in a 1 minute uneven fight.
Causing Li Kui to drop, as noted above.
     HOFFA (18-9369) (33-89-0,45) of ARROGANCE fought KUNG PAO KOLACTAN (63-2882)
(22-14-2,75) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  HOFFA was handily defeated by KUNG PAO KOLACTAN in a
1 minute one-sided duel.  So predictable.
     NO REMORSE (35-1959) (17-14-1,68) of OOPS? fought SEAM (71-3319) (14-3-2,47) of
ARENAS III.  NO REMORSE was overpowered by SEAM in a 1 minute one-sided fray.  Some
remorse here would probably not hurt.
     KURTAL DUCK (78-2861) (34-48-1,45) of SAND DANCERS fought MANNY LEHMAN (51-5074)
(25-32-1,89) of COLLEGE RADIO.  KURTAL DUCK was beaten by MANNY LEHMAN in an action
packed 1 minute duel.  Not a radio Duck.

     HUCKLE CAT (35-3874) (16-8-1,73) of BUSY, BUSYTOWN fought HOFFA (18-8478) (28-
119-1,46) of ARROGANCE.  HUCKLE CAT was luckily beaten by HOFFA in an action packed 3
minute match.  And whose luck was it, eh?  I'll bet the Cat got plenty of skills
here.
     NAKED LUNCH (78-2917) (20-17-0,62) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought KEISHA (11-7584)
(17-6-0,57) of WRATHMEN DM 20.  NAKED LUNCH lost to KEISHA in a 3 minute fight.
Lunch should not be naked, next time try at least a California Wrap.
     HARE BINGER (81-1790) (21-16-2,81) of FURRY FURY fought NERO (29-5707) (29-34-
0,89) of TREKKERS.  HARE BINGER overpowered NERO in an exciting 1 minute gory uneven
fight.  Hares go insane in this weather.  Totally bonkers.
     MONTY BURNS (82-55805) (17-25-0,75) of NUCLEAR WASTES fought XAVIER (75-2071)
(17-6-2,77) of RUNEBLADES.  MONTY BURNS was devastated by XAVIER in a 1 minute one-
sided bout.  Couple of well-matched hotshots, if you ask me.

     INNARD SKINARD (98-3573) (9-1-4,32) of T-3 fought KHEDRYN (24-3955) (19-4-1,85)
of WRATHMEN.  INNARD SKINARD was demolished by KHEDRYN in an action packed 1 minute
uneven bout.  That's 'cause Khedryn was full of wrath.
     WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? (38-4563) (29-25-0,45) of TEAM FLOYD fought DAEMYN (71-2940)
(8-2-0,72) of WRATHMEN XXV.  WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? devastated DAEMYN in an action packed
1 minute one-sided bout.  Yet another warrior who couldn't answer Team Floyd's
question.
     SINCEMILLA (71-3308) (20-7-0,93) of WRATHMEN XIV fought KATANA (31-6349) (21-6-
1,67) of AVENGERS.  SINCEMILLA overpowered KATANA in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
Hard to go avenging when you're stoned.
     JACK DANIELS (41-3947) (27-14-0,150) of I C DRUNK PEOPLE fought RUPTURE (99-
3463) (19-15-4,150) of BLOOD GANG.  JACK DANIELS was demolished by RUPTURE in an
exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.  I heard getting drunk could have that effect, but
I never really believed it.
     KHYLAR (36-4613) (33-17-0,119) of WRATHMEN fought THEATRE BUM (101-6) (0-0-
0,130) of the Louts Local 101.  KHYLAR devastated THEATRE BUM in a 1 minute one-sided
fight.  Standbys, there to lose.

     NASTY NES (50-142) (38-39-1,144) of PUBLIC ENEMY fought LONE WOLF (31-162) (39-
49-1,117) of AVENGERS.  NASTY NES beat LONE WOLF in a 2 minute bloody brawl.  Not
such a great day for avenging.
     IRONIC TWIST (65-7198) (27-2-1,141) of THE MOTHERSHIP CE fought ROTTING ROLAND
(32-5437) (30-16-0,113) of THE WALKING DEAD.  IRONIC TWIST overpowered ROTTING ROLAND
in a 2 minute gruesome uneven struggle.  And in this weather, Roland was rotting
fast, so it was REALLY gruesome.
     CRIXUS (21-7100) (32-32-0,144) of BLOOD AND SAND fought RED ALERT (50-139) (38-
32-0,93) of PUBLIC ENEMY.  CRIXUS handily defeated RED ALERT in an action packed 1
minute one-sided conflict.  Ah!  Only a pink alert.
     DAGAN (21-7201) (31-23-0,180) of BLOOD AND SAND fought RABID TOAD (98-2767) (16-
18-4,101) of BLOOD FROGS 2.  DAGAN subdued RABID TOAD in a popular 1 minute brawl.
Glad to see that.  Rabid toads can be a menace.  Poison warts!
     TEDDY RUXPIN (11-6399) (39-24-1,175) of LORDS OF CHAOS fought OHMYGOD (63-2147)
(28-10-1,148) of WRATHMEN.  TEDDY RUXPIN was viciously subdued by OHMYGOD in a crowd
pleasing 3 minute conflict.  Which had Ohmygod shooting upward.

     MICKEY HATCHER (74-3356) (25-7-0,166) of ALTER EGO! fought B'ZIADUL (71-3311)
(30-18-1,105) of WRATHMEN XIV.  MICKEY HATCHER overpowered B'ZIADUL in a 1 minute
one-sided match.  Anybody surprised?
     RALTUMAN OMELET (78-2857) (29-13-2,176) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought OWAIN HARLSON
(35-3130) (77-126-1,123) of CHILDREN OF LLYR.  RALTUMAN OMELET overpowered OWAIN
HARLSON in a popular 1 minute uneven match.  Some people shouldn't eat at the Shewish
Buffet.  Too embarrassing.
     GOPHER BAROQUE (2-3359) (73-64-0,187) of CREAM OF THE SLOP fought ASSUR (18-
7821) (50-108-2,178) of ARROGANCE.  GOPHER BAROQUE slimly won victory over ASSUR in a
popular 4 minute duel.  And that was a distinctly baroque performance, too.
     HORSE D'OEUVRE (61-3635) (33-4-3,214) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought SEVEN-EYED
GOLLYWOG (101-31) (0-0-0,220) of the Louts Local 101.  HORSE D'OEUVRE was easily
killed by SEVEN-EYED GOLLYWOG in a 1 minute uneven melee.  Oops!  Once the standbys
start killing, they get TOTALLY out of hand.
     SHARK BAIT (33-7652) (49-37-0,229) of SEA DOGS fought BATTLING BOB (101-26) (0-
0-0,200) of the Louts Local 101.  SHARK BAIT was bested by BATTLING BOB in a popular
3 minute competition.  So, that makes the standbys 2-1-1 today.  Scary thought!

The challenges:
     FROG FRACTURE (98-3813) (11-0-3,63) of MURDEROUS FROGS 3 challenged ARDSHEAL (9-
4183) (18-14-0,65) of RED FURY.  Up 2.  FROG FRACTURE vanquished ARDSHEAL in a 2
minute brutal mismatched Challenge fight.  And that Frog was trying for murder, too.
These guys who come out of the Bloodgames don't play soft.
     ARTHUR DENT (11-7305) (22-26-0,68) of THE HITCHHIKERS challenged LUCIANA (21-
7560) (18-8-1,73) of THE UNHOLY ONES.  Up 5.  ARTHUR DENT was demolished by LUCIANA
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.  Some people are DELIGHTED to pick up
hitchhikers, and not out of the goodness of their hearts, either.
     CROUCHING HAMSTER (21-6184) (27-22-1,100) of D.R.I. challenged GLASS JOE (56-
3847) (20-11-0,100) of PUNCH-OUT!.  Straight across.  CROUCHING HAMSTER was defeated
by GLASS JOE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.  Shatterproof glass, I see.
     DROW (81-1774) (27-22-1,112) of MONSTER MANUAL challenged THRESHPACK (50-138)
(31-38-0,129) of PUBLIC ENEMY.  Up 17.  DROW was bested by THRESHPACK in a 3 minute
Challenge contest.  Drow was threshed.
     DOPPLEGANGER (81-1382) (26-27-0,121) of MONSTER MANUAL challenged PHIL HELLMUTH
(1-7842) (30-10-1,165) of POKER GREATS.  Up 44.  DOPPLEGANGER was handily defeated by
PHIL HELLMUTH in a 1 minute Challenge match.  Is this Doppleganger insane?
     CAPTAIN KIRK (29-5754) (34-14-1,159) of TREKKERS challenged SLAP YOURSELF SILLY
(21-4697) (43-40-0,182) of SORE LOSERS.  Up 23.  CAPTAIN KIRK devastated SLAP
YOURSELF SILLY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.  And Kirk DID slap him silly.
Lots.

The TV challenge:
     PIRES (7-5665) (15-7-0,52) of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS TV challenged SPIDERPIG (74-
4304) (26-11-0,50) of HOMER'S PETS.  Down 2.  PIRES bested SPIDERPIG in a 2 minute
Challenge fight.  Our congratulations to Pires on having a TV challenge and using it.

For the title, in the absence of Surly Deckhand:
     SULU (29-5705) (34-29-0,206) of TREKKERS fought CAO ZHENG (54-85) (41-43-6,197)
of ASIAN INVASION.  SULU was vanquished by CAO ZHENG in a 1 minute one-sided Title
duel.  Congratulations to Cao Zheng.  A column would be good.

                                        Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CAO ZHENG 54-85              42  43  6  213  ASIAN INVASION (1542)      TROCAR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SURLY DECKHAND 21-6568       71  73  1  281  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHARK BAIT 33-7652           49  38     196  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
-DON KING 47-5374             44  40  3  193  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
-HOCKEY DUCK 39-937           44  39  1  192  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359        74  64     191  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 HORSE D'OEUVRE 61-3635       33   5  3  190  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 SULU 29-5705                 34  30     188  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 CAPTAIN KIRK 29-5754         35  14  1  183  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 DAGAN 21-7201                32  23     182  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ASSUR 18-7821                50 109  2  180  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857      30  13  2  178  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 OHMYGOD 63-2147              29  10  1  178  WRATHMEN (1563)            AMEN-TEI
 MICKEY HATCHER 74-3356       26   7     168  ALTER EGO! (1379)          DAYLA KIV
 RUPTURE 99-3463              20  15  4  168  BLOOD GANG (1532)          SOUTH RIDGE
 PHIL HELLMUTH 1-7842         31  10  1  167  POKER GREATS (1570)        MORDANT
 SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697  43  41     165  SORE LOSERS (1580)         SUNSET
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399         39  25  1  161  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
-RUBBER BULLET 54-2503        38  21  1  160  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 IRONIC TWIST 65-7198         28   2  1  152  THE MOTHERSHIP CE (1579)   DAL SHANG

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NASTY NES 50-142             39  39  1  146  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 CRIXUS 21-7100               33  32     146  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
-PORKY PIG 72-5953            32  23  2  146  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
 JACK DANIELS 41-3947         27  15     141  I C DRUNK PEOPLE (1543)    KATI-TEI
 KHYLAR 36-4613               34  17     135  WRATHMEN (923)             JHANS
 THRESHPACK 50-138            32  38     134  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130        77 127  1  130  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 DOPPLEGANGER 81-1382         26  28     127  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE
 LONE WOLF 31-162             39  50  1  120  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 RABID TOAD 98-2767           16  19  4  118  BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510)       SYVYN'S HILL
 ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437       30  17     117  THE WALKING DEAD (1538)    ARVAT
 B'ZIADUL 71-3311             30  19  1  115  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR
 DROW 81-1774                 27  23  1  112  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE
 GLASS JOE 56-3847            21  11     109  PUNCH-OUT! (1359)          ROCANIS
 SINCEMILLA 71-3308           21   7     105  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-PISTON HURRICANE 40-2287     27  19     100  AS FAR AS SIAM (1323)      ZENSU
-PARANOID PETE 30-5077        29  12      99  WRATHMEN Z (1592)          IAYE
 CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184    27  23  1   99  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 RED ALERT 50-139             38  33      96  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 HARE BINGER 81-1790          22  16  2   96  FURRY FURY (1593)          SHADOWSPIRE
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074         26  32  1   91  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KHEDRYN 24-3955              20   4  1   87  WRATHMEN (805)             ZORPUNT
 XAVIER 75-2071               18   6  2   86  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
-HOMONCULOUS 81-1851          17  18      84  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE
 DARTH VADAR 61-3725          22  20  2   83  STAR WARS (1577)           JURINE
 LUCIANA 21-7560              19   8  1   83  THE UNHOLY ONES (1586)     SUNSET
-CAT-IN-THE-HAT 7-3270        23  17  2   79  UNDER JOLLY ROGER (1351)   BONSUR
 NERO 29-5707                 29  35      77  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882    23  14  2   77  SHEWISH BUFFET (1568)      AMEN-TEI
 FROG FRACTURE 98-3813        12   0  3   77  MURDEROUS FROGS 3 (1589)   SYVYN'S HILL
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563    30  25      73  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 SEAM 71-3319                 15   3  2   70  ARENAS III (1594)          KYR'TERR
 HOFFA 18-8478                29 119  1   69  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 MONTY BURNS 82-55805         17  26      69  NUCLEAR WASTES (1588)      DWES EG
 KATANA 31-6349               21   7  1   68  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 KEISHA 11-7584               18   6      68  WRATHMEN DM 20 (1536)      ARUAK CITY
 PIRES 7-5665                 16   7      65  IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (1067)BONSUR
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305          22  27      62  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
-BUZZARD 29-3995              21  13      62  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 LI KUI 52-851                24  22  1   60  WAH CHING (1565)           FRATSFA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917          20  18      58  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 ARDSHEAL 9-4183              18  15      57  RED FURY (786)             ZUKAL
 HUCKLE CAT 35-3874           16   9  1   57  BUSY, BUSYTOWN (1375)      MURSKA
-HAMMY HAMSTER 72-5950        16   5  1   54  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
-ANDA 75-2171                 15   7      52  FALSE OVERTURES (849)      JADE MOUNTAIN
-BRANDON 21-7641              14   6  4   52  RANDOM CHAOS (1587)        SUNSET
 KURTAL DUCK 78-2861          34  49  1   51  SAND DANCERS (775)         LIN TIRIAN
 NO REMORSE 35-1959           17  15  1   50  OOPS? (1574)               MURSKA
-KALI 38-3152                 15   4  1   50  SOUL WARRIORS (357)        CLIFFHOME
 DAEMYN 71-2940                8   3      49  WRATHMEN XXV (1558)        KYR'TERR
 SPIDERPIG 74-4304            26  12      48  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV
-ZANTOS 38-3000               17   5      46  SOUL WARRIORS (357)        CLIFFHOME
 HOFFA 18-9369                33  90      45  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
-BROWN EYED SUSAN 71-5823     13   5      44  NEW YORK (1595)            KYR'TERR
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573        9   2  4   39  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
-VULCAN 99-3864                8   2  4   30  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
HORSE D'OEUVRE 61-3635    33   5  3 SHEWISH BUFFET 1562    SEVEN-EYED GOLLYWOG       618

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Well, I see nothing worth talking about in my "one-sided" fight with Crixus.  The
man's got no respect for a senior warrior.  Bah. -- Owain Harlson

Frog Fracture -- You haven't been fractured ENOUGH. -- Kurtal Duck
P.S.  And you're rude.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PIRES bested SPIDERPIG in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
CAPTAIN KIRK devastated SLAP YOURSELF SILLY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
DOPPLEGANGER was handily defeated by PHIL HELLMUTH in a 1 minute Challenge match.
DROW was bested by THRESHPACK in a 3 minute Challenge contest.
CROUCHING HAMSTER was defeated by GLASS JOE in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
ARTHUR DENT was demolished by LUCIANA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
FROG FRACTURE vanquished ARDSHEAL in a 2 minute brutal mismatched Challenge fight.
SHARK BAIT was bested by BATTLING BOB in a popular 3 minute competition.
HORSE D'OEUVRE was easily killed by SEVEN-EYED GOLLYWOG in a 1 minute uneven melee.
SULU was vanquished by CAO ZHENG in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
GOPHER BAROQUE slimly won victory over ASSUR in a popular 4 minute duel.
RALTUMAN OMELET overpowered OWAIN HARLSON in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
MICKEY HATCHER overpowered B'ZIADUL in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TEDDY RUXPIN was viciously subdued by OHMYGOD in a crowd pleasing 3 minute conflict.
DAGAN subdued RABID TOAD in a popular 1 minute brawl.
CRIXUS handily defeated RED ALERT in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
IRONIC TWIST overpowered ROTTING ROLAND in a 2 minute gruesome uneven struggle.
NASTY NES beat LONE WOLF in a 2 minute bloody brawl.
KHYLAR devastated THEATRE BUM in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
JACK DANIELS was demolished by RUPTURE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
SINCEMILLA overpowered KATANA in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? devastated DAEMYN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
INNARD SKINARD was demolished by KHEDRYN in a action packed 1 minute uneven bout.
MONTY BURNS was devastated by XAVIER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HARE BINGER overpowered NERO in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven fight.
NAKED LUNCH lost to KEISHA in a 3 minute fight.
HUCKLE CAT was luckily beaten by HOFFA in a action packed 3 minute match.
KURTAL DUCK was beaten by MANNY LEHMAN in a action packed 1 minute duel.
NO REMORSE was overpowered by SEAM in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
HOFFA was handily defeated by KUNG PAO KOLACTAN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DARTH VADAR overpowered LI KUI in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      15         BASHING ATTACK    26 -  13 -  0      67  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  10         WALL OF STEEL     22 -  14 -  0      61  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         LUNGING ATTACK    37 -  27 -  0      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         SLASHING ATTACK   19 -  14 -  0      58  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         PARRY-LUNGE       29 -  22 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         STRIKING ATTACK   27 -  29 -  0      48  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   7 -  0      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         AIMED BLOW        58 -  72 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -  17 -  0      35  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         TOTAL PARRY       11 -  26 -  0      30  |

Turn 618 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  1     AIMED BLOW         6 -  9         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  4         3  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  2         1  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  4                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  3                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  4                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   CAO ZHENG 54-85            42  43  6  213 ASIAN INVASION (1542)
AIMED BLOW       SHARK BAIT 33-7652         49  38  0  196 SEA DOGS (1501)
TOTAL PARRY      GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359      74  64  0  191 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)
BASHING ATTACK   HORSE D'OEUVRE 61-3635     33   5  3  190 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)
PARRY-LUNGE      SULU 29-5705               34  30  0  188 TREKKERS (1534)
STRIKING ATTACK  RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857    30  13  2  178 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)
SLASHING ATTACK  MICKEY HATCHER 74-3356     26   7  0  168 ALTER EGO! (1379)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SLAP YOURSELF SIL 21-4697  43  41  0  165 SORE LOSERS (1580)
PARRY-STRIKE     TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399       39  25  1  161 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)
WALL OF STEEL    NASTY NES 50-142           39  39  1  146 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)

The overall popularity leader is OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was ASSUR 18-7821.  The ten other most popular fighters were OHMYGOD 
63-2147, HUCKLE CAT 35-3874, FROG FRACTURE 98-3813, RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857, KHEDRYN 
24-3955, PIRES 7-5665, PHIL HELLMUTH 1-7842, DROW 81-1774, THRESHPACK 50-138, and 
GLASS JOE 56-3847.

The least popular fighter this week was LI KUI 52-851.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were HOFFA 18-9369, NO REMORSE 35-1959, NERO 29-5707, MONTY BURNS 82--9731, 
KATANA 31-6349, JACK DANIELS 41-3947, SULU 29-5705, HORSE D'OEUVRE 61-3635, ARTHUR 
DENT 11-7305, and DOPPLEGANGER 81-1382.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         2  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           0  3 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         2  2 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  2 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  2 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        2  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           3  2 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  2 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          0  1 0  
LAPUR(29)            1  2 0  TROCAR(54)           1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  2 0  
CHIMLEVTAL(31)       0  2 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  0 0  
ARVAT(32)            0  1 0  JURINE(61)           1  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PHIL HELLMUTH 1-7842        31  10  1  167  POKER GREATS (1570)        MORDANT
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359       74  64  0  191  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 PIRES 7-5665                16   7  0   65  IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (1067 BONSUR
 ARDSHEAL 9-4183             18  15  0   57  RED FURY (786)             ZUKAL
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399        39  25  1  161  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 ASSUR 18-7821               50 109  2  180  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 DAGAN 21-7201               32  23  0  182  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 KHEDRYN 24-3955             20   4  1   87  WRATHMEN (805)             ZORPUNT
 SULU 29-5705                34  30  0  188  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 LONE WOLF 31-162            39  50  1  120  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437      30  17  0  117  THE WALKING DEAD (1538)    ARVAT
 SHARK BAIT 33-7652          49  38  0  196  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130       77 127  1  130  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 KHYLAR 36-4613              34  17  0  135  WRATHMEN (923)             JHANS
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563   30  25  0   73  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 JACK DANIELS 41-3947        27  15  0  141  I C DRUNK PEOPLE (1543)    KATI-TEI
 NASTY NES 50-142            39  39  1  146  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074        26  32  1   91  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 LI KUI 52-851               24  22  1   60  WAH CHING (1565)           FRATSFA
 CAO ZHENG 54-85             42  43  6  213  ASIAN INVASION (1542)      TROCAR
 GLASS JOE 56-3847           21  11  0  109  PUNCH-OUT! (1359)          ROCANIS
 HORSE D'OEUVRE 61-3635      33   5  3  190  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 OHMYGOD 63-2147             29  10  1  178  WRATHMEN (1563)            AMEN-TEI
 IRONIC TWIST 65-7198        28   2  1  152  THE MOTHERSHIP CE (1579)   DAL SHANG
 B'ZIADUL 71-3311            30  19  1  115  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR
 MICKEY HATCHER 74-3356      26   7  0  168  ALTER EGO! (1379)          DAYLA KIV
 XAVIER 75-2071              18   6  2   86  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857     30  13  2  178  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 DOPPLEGANGER 81-1382        26  28  0  127  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE
 MONTY BURNS 82--9731        17  26  0   69  NUCLEAR WASTES (1588)      DWES EG
 RABID TOAD 98-2767          16  19  4  118  BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510)       SYVYN'S HILL
 RUPTURE 99-3463             20  15  4  168  BLOOD GANG (1532)          SOUTH RIDGE