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Date   : 09/25/2013    Duedate: 10/08/2013

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DM 101    TURN 620

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 D.R.I. 21/1471        28   16   1 63.6      SOUL WARRIORS 38/357
  2 SEA DOGS 33/1501     820  548   7 59.9   10 T-3 98/1591           97  100   0 49.2
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500
    SHEWISH BUFFET 63/1568                   11 BLOOD GANG 99/1532    13   14   0 48.1
    SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537                   12 WAH CHING 52/1565     61   77   0 44.2
  3 TEAM FLOYD 38/690    344  233   2 59.6      PUBLIC ENEMY 50/1530
    DODEKATHEON 99/1590                         ASIAN INVASION 54/1542
    POKER GREATS 1/1570                      13 AVENGERS 31/1321      94  122   0 43.5
    HOMER'S PETS 74/1569                        ALTER EGO! 74/1379
    COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541                       PUNCH-OUT! 56/1359
    I C DRUNK PEOPLE 41/1543                    BUSY, BUSYTOWN 35/1375
    THE MOTHERSHIP CE 65/1579                   LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
  4 SORE LOSERS 21/1580   88   65   0 57.5   14 TREKKERS 29/1534     110  144   4 43.3
    CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/589                     BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545
  5 WRATHMEN 24/805      103   79   2 56.6      MONSTER MANUAL 81/1582
    WRATHMEN 36/923                             THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564
    WRATHMEN 63/1563                            THE WALKING DEAD 32/1538
    ARENAS III 71/1594                       15-OOPS? 35/1574          3    4   0 42.9
    WRATHMEN XIV 71/1581                        THE UNHOLY ONES 21/1586
    WRATHMEN XXV 71/1558                     16 ARROGANCE 18/755     534  833  11 39.1
    WRATHMEN DM 20 11/1536                   17-SAND DANCERS 78/775  794 1326   9 37.5
  6 NEW YORK 71/1595    1258 1049  18 54.5      CHILDREN OF LLYR 35/1415
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                       18 FURRY FURY 11/1598    23   40   0 36.5
    USELESS TOOLS 54/735                        FURRY FURY 81/1593
    DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221                     BATTLE FROGS 35/1597
    MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439                     BLOOD FROGS 2 98/1510
    IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/1067                 NUCLEAR WASTES 82/1588
  7 STAR WARS 61/1577      8    7   0 53.3      MURDEROUS FROGS 3 98/1589
  8 CLASSIC ROC 84/1596    4    4   0 50.0   19 CHAOS CARNI 11/1599    0    2   0  0.0
  9 RED FURY 9/786       146  147   0 49.8   20 RANDOM CHAO 21/1587    0    2   0  0.0
    RUNEBLADES 75/1585

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     The Unknown Spymaster had a bag over his head, so he didn't see much.  But
here's what we've got:
     Significant point movements:  B'ziadul, up 42.  Sulu, down 36.  Same fight.
     Shewish Buffet was most avoided, if anyone was.  Not sure about that, the clerks
are too eager to fill all the slots in their form to care about little details.
Well, some of them are.  But IF Shewish Buffet was most avoided, then Royal Flush was
probably doing most of the avoiding.
     It doesn't look like anyone was most challenged, but yes, there WERE challenges,
really!
     Thirty-two fights, three challenges (one of them TV), two standbys.  An eager
and violent bunch of warriors, too:  eight of the fights were action packed, and four
were exciting.

     WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? (38-4563) (31-25-0,79) of TEAM FLOYD fought KALI (38-3152)
(16-4-1,61) of SOUL WARRIORS.  WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? vanquished KALI in an exciting 1
minute mismatched fight.
     URA GONER (8-5214) (8-1-0,51) of YOU PAY I SLAY fought BRANDON (21-7641) (14-7-
4,29) of RANDOM CHAOS.  URA GONER overpowered BRANDON in an exciting 1 minute bloody
uneven bout.
     LI KUI (52-851) (24-23-1,67) of WAH CHING fought KHEDRYN (24-3955) (20-4-1,87)
of WRATHMEN.  LI KUI was demolished by KHEDRYN in an exciting 1 minute one-sided
fight.
     DARTH VADAR (61-3725) (23-20-2,89) of STAR WARS fought HOFFA (18-9369) (33-91-
0,44) of ARROGANCE.  DARTH VADAR handily defeated HOFFA in a 1 minute one-sided
fight.

     KUNG PAO KOLACTAN (63-2882) (24-14-2,80) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought CROUCHING
HAMSTER (21-6184) (27-24-1,85) of D.R.I.  KUNG PAO KOLACTAN defeated CROUCHING
HAMSTER in an action packed 1 minute fight.
     TICKLE ME TIGER (11-7391) (17-11-2,64) of FURRY FURY fought HOFFA (18-8478) (29-
120-1,52) of ARROGANCE.  TICKLE ME TIGER savagely defeated HOFFA in an action packed
2 minute competition.
     NAKED LUNCH (78-2917) (20-19-0,52) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought ARTHUR DENT (11-
7305) (22-28-0,58) of THE HITCHHIKERS.  NAKED LUNCH overcame ARTHUR DENT in an action
packed 1 minute bout.
     MONTY BURNS (82-55805) (17-27-0,69) of NUCLEAR WASTES fought KATANA (31-6349)
(22-7-1,77) of AVENGERS.  MONTY BURNS was demolished by KATANA in an action packed 1
minute one-sided melee.
     FREE BIRD (84-29006) (15-10-1,53) of CLASSIC ROCK fought HUCKLE CAT (35-3874)
(16-9-1,57) of BUSY, BUSYTOWN.  FREE BIRD was overpowered by HUCKLE CAT in a popular
1 minute gory uneven fight.

     INNARD SKINARD (98-3573) (9-3-4,32) of T-3 fought MANNY LEHMAN (51-5074) (26-33-
1,89) of COLLEGE RADIO.  INNARD SKINARD was savagely defeated by MANNY LEHMAN in a
popular 2 minute fight.
     FROG FRACTURE (98-3813) (12-1-3,75) of MURDEROUS FROGS 3 fought HERMY (101-4)
(0-0-0,50) of the Louts Local 101.  FROG FRACTURE was overcome by HERMY in a popular
1 minute contest.
     VULCAN (99-3864) (8-3-4,37) of DODEKATHEON fought SEAM (71-3319) (15-3-2,70) of
ARENAS III.  VULCAN was savagely defeated by SEAM in an action packed 2 minute
gruesome bout.
     XAVIER (75-2071) (19-6-2,100) of RUNEBLADES fought DAEMYN (71-2940) (8-3-0,49)
of WRATHMEN XXV.  XAVIER overpowered DAEMYN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
     NERO (29-5707) (30-35-1,100) of TREKKERS fought SPIDERPIG (74-4304) (27-12-0,72)
of HOMER'S PETS.  NERO overcame SPIDERPIG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.

     GLASS JOE (56-3847) (21-11-0,109) of PUNCH-OUT! fought SLICK STEPHAN (101-11)
(0-0-0,150) of the Louts Local 101.  GLASS JOE was overpowered by SLICK STEPHAN in a
popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
     THRESHPACK (50-138) (32-39-0,128) of PUBLIC ENEMY fought DOPPLEGANGER (81-1382)
(26-29-0,130) of MONSTER MANUAL.  THRESHPACK overpowered DOPPLEGANGER in a 1 minute
one-sided bout.
     MICKEY HATCHER (74-3356) (26-8-0,150) of ALTER EGO! fought ROTTING ROLAND (32-
5437) (31-17-0,121) of THE WALKING DEAD.  MICKEY HATCHER was overpowered by ROTTING
ROLAND in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
     RED ALERT (50-139) (39-33-0,101) of PUBLIC ENEMY fought DROW (81-1774) (27-24-
1,119) of MONSTER MANUAL.  RED ALERT devastated DROW in a 1 minute uneven duel.
     NASTY NES (50-142) (40-39-1,148) of PUBLIC ENEMY fought LONE WOLF (31-162) (39-
50-1,120) of AVENGERS.  NASTY NES viciously subdued LONE WOLF in an action packed 2
minute gory fight.

     OHMYGOD (63-2147) (29-10-1,178) of WRATHMEN fought RABID TOAD (98-2767) (16-20-
4,123) of BLOOD FROGS 2.  OHMYGOD bested RABID TOAD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
bout.
     CRIXUS (21-7100) (34-32-0,156) of BLOOD AND SAND fought SINCEMILLA (71-3308)
(21-7-0,105) of WRATHMEN XIV.  CRIXUS devastated SINCEMILLA in a 1 minute one-sided
battle.
     SULU (29-5705) (34-31-0,173) of TREKKERS fought B'ZIADUL (71-3311) (30-19-1,115)
of WRATHMEN XIV.  SULU was demolished by B'ZIADUL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
mismatched match.
     JACK DANIELS (41-3947) (28-15-0,168) of I C DRUNK PEOPLE fought RUPTURE (99-
3463) (21-15-4,170) of BLOOD GANG.  JACK DANIELS handily defeated RUPTURE in a 1
minute one-sided bout.
     SHARK BAIT (33-7652) (50-38-0,209) of SEA DOGS fought DAGAN (21-7201) (32-24-
0,177) of BLOOD AND SAND.  SHARK BAIT overpowered DAGAN in a 1 minute one-sided
fight.

     RALTUMAN OMELET (78-2857) (31-13-2,198) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought CAPTAIN KIRK
(29-5754) (35-15-1,177) of TREKKERS.  RALTUMAN OMELET was narrowly defeated by
CAPTAIN KIRK in a 2 minute duel.
     ASSUR (18-7821) (51-109-2,182) of ARROGANCE fought GOPHER BAROQUE (2-3359) (74-
65-0,185) of CREAM OF THE SLOP.  ASSUR was unbelievably bested by GOPHER BAROQUE in
an action packed 5 minute duel.
     HORSE D'OEUVRE (61-3635) (33-6-3,183) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought HOCKEY DUCK (39-
937) (44-40-1,186) of DUCKS UNLIMITED.  HORSE D'OEUVRE overpowered HOCKEY DUCK in a
popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
     PHIL HELLMUTH (1-7842) (32-10-1,193) of POKER GREATS fought TEDDY RUXPIN (11-
6399) (39-26-1,161) of LORDS OF CHAOS.  PHIL HELLMUTH was bested by TEDDY RUXPIN in a
popular 5 minute bloody duel.

And now, the challenges:
     RUBBER BULLET (54-2503) (38-22-1,149) of USELESS TOOLS challenged SLAP YOURSELF
SILLY (21-4697) (44-41-0,179) of SORE LOSERS.  Up 30.  RUBBER BULLET savagely
defeated SLAP YOURSELF SILLY in a 3 minute Challenge duel.  And what better match?
What else can a rubber bullet DO but slap someone silly, eh?
     PORKY PIG (72-5953) (33-23-2,178) of MEAT YOUR MAKER challenged IRONIC TWIST
(65-7198) (29-2-1,154) of THE MOTHERSHIP CE.  Down 24.  PORKY PIG was subdued by
IRONIC TWIST in an exciting 1 minute Challenge melee.  And Ironic Twist imparted one
to the Pig.

The TV challenge:
     PIRES (7-5665) (17-7-0,67) of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS TV challenged KEISHA (11-
7584) (18-6-0,68) of WRATHMEN DM 20.  Up 1.  PIRES devastated KEISHA in an action
packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  I wouldn't have expected it to be a
mismatch, on the face of it... except that Pires obviously has hidden tourney fights.
Still, it was a good fight.  For the spectators.

For the title:
     CAO ZHENG (54-85) (43-43-6,224) of ASIAN INVASION fought DON KING (47-5374) (45-
40-3,211) of ROYAL FLUSH.  CAO ZHENG overpowered DON KING in a crowd pleasing 1
minute one-sided Title fight.  No crown for the King, as Cao Zheng retains the title.
Congratulations.

                                        Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CAO ZHENG 54-85              44  43  6  238  ASIAN INVASION (1542)      TROCAR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SHARK BAIT 33-7652           51  38     217  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CAPTAIN KIRK 29-5754         36  15  1  203  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 HORSE D'OEUVRE 61-3635       34   6  3  198  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399         40  26  1  196  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359        75  65     192  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 DON KING 47-5374             45  41  3  190  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857      31  14  2  188  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 ASSUR 18-7821                51 110  2  184  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 JACK DANIELS 41-3947         29  15     182  I C DRUNK PEOPLE (1543)    KATI-TEI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937           44  41  1  181  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OHMYGOD 63-2147              30  10  1  180  WRATHMEN (1563)            AMEN-TEI
 PHIL HELLMUTH 1-7842         32  11  1  179  POKER GREATS (1570)        MORDANT
 IRONIC TWIST 65-7198         30   2  1  177  THE MOTHERSHIP CE (1579)   DAL SHANG
 DAGAN 21-7201                32  25     176  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 RUBBER BULLET 54-2503        39  22  1  174  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 PORKY PIG 72-5953            33  24  2  168  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
 SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697  44  42     166  SORE LOSERS (1580)         SUNSET
 RUPTURE 99-3463              21  16  4  163  BLOOD GANG (1532)          SOUTH RIDGE
 CRIXUS 21-7100               35  32     161  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 B'ZIADUL 71-3311             31  19  1  157  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR
 ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437       32  17     156  THE WALKING DEAD (1538)    ARVAT

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NASTY NES 50-142             41  39  1  150  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 THRESHPACK 50-138            33  39     140  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
-OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130        77 128  1  138  CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415)    MURSKA
 SULU 29-5705                 34  32     137  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 RABID TOAD 98-2767           16  21  4  137  BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510)       SYVYN'S HILL
-KHYLAR 36-4613               34  17     135  WRATHMEN (923)             JHANS
 MICKEY HATCHER 74-3356       26   9     129  ALTER EGO! (1379)          DAYLA KIV
 LONE WOLF 31-162             39  51  1  124  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 RED ALERT 50-139             40  33     122  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 DOPPLEGANGER 81-1382         26  30     119  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE
 GLASS JOE 56-3847            21  12     109  PUNCH-OUT! (1359)          ROCANIS
 SINCEMILLA 71-3308           21   8     109  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR
 NERO 29-5707                 31  35  1  107  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 DROW 81-1774                 27  25  1  102  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE
 XAVIER 75-2071               20   6  2  102  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-HARE BINGER 81-1790          23  16  2   98  FURRY FURY (1593)          SHADOWSPIRE
 KHEDRYN 24-3955              21   4  1   94  WRATHMEN (805)             ZORPUNT
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563    32  25      91  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074         27  33  1   91  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 DARTH VADAR 61-3725          24  20  2   91  STAR WARS (1577)           JURINE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882    25  14  2   90  SHEWISH BUFFET (1568)      AMEN-TEI
-DARK JESTER 11-7438          23  18  1   88  CHAOS CARNIVAL (1599)      ARUAK CITY
 KATANA 31-6349               23   7  1   86  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
-KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO 11-7515      23  16      85  WRATHMEN DM 20 (1536)      ARUAK CITY
 PIRES 7-5665                 18   7      85  IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (1067)BONSUR
-LUCIANA 21-7560              19   8  1   83  THE UNHOLY ONES (1586)     SUNSET
 CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184    27  25  1   80  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 SPIDERPIG 74-4304            27  13      74  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV
 SEAM 71-3319                 16   3  2   73  ARENAS III (1594)          KYR'TERR
 HUCKLE CAT 35-3874           17   9  1   70  BUSY, BUSYTOWN (1375)      MURSKA
 TICKLE ME TIGER 11-7391      18  11  2   69  FURRY FURY (1598)          ARUAK CITY
 LI KUI 52-851                24  24  1   66  WAH CHING (1565)           FRATSFA
 MONTY BURNS 82-55805         17  28      65  NUCLEAR WASTES (1588)      DWES EG
-KURTAL DUCK 78-2861          35  49  1   63  SAND DANCERS (775)         LIN TIRIAN
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917          21  19      60  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 KEISHA 11-7584               18   7      60  WRATHMEN DM 20 (1536)      ARUAK CITY
 URA GONER 8-5214              9   1      60  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 KALI 38-3152                 16   5  1   58  SOUL WARRIORS (357)        CLIFFHOME
-ARDSHEAL 9-4183              18  15      57  RED FURY (786)             ZUKAL
-KING BEE 21-7609             16   9      57  THE BLUES (1551)           SUNSET
-MAJOR PAIN 31-5463           15  11  1   57  MILITARY MAYHEM (133)      CHIMLEVTAL
 FROG FRACTURE 98-3813        12   2  3   57  MURDEROUS FROGS 3 (1589)   SYVYN'S HILL
 DAEMYN 71-2940                8   4      56  WRATHMEN XXV (1558)        KYR'TERR

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HOFFA 18-8478                29 121  1   52  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305          22  29      51  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
-NO REMORSE 35-1959           17  15  1   50  OOPS? (1574)               MURSKA
-FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309    14   7      49  BATTLE FROGS (1597)        MURSKA
 HOFFA 18-9369                33  92      46  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 FREE BIRD 84-29006           15  11  1   46  CLASSIC ROCK (1596)        BLACKSTONE
 VULCAN 99-3864                8   4  4   43  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573        9   4  4   41  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 BRANDON 21-7641              14   8  4   27  RANDOM CHAOS (1587)        SUNSET

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PIRES devastated KEISHA in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
PORKY PIG was subdued by IRONIC TWIST in a exciting 1 minute Challenge melee.
RUBBER BULLET savagely defeated SLAP YOURSELF SILLY in a 3 minute Challenge duel.
CAO ZHENG overpowered DON KING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
PHIL HELLMUTH was bested by TEDDY RUXPIN in a popular 5 minute bloody duel.
HORSE D'OEUVRE overpowered HOCKEY DUCK in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ASSUR was unbelievably bested by GOPHER BAROQUE in a action packed 5 minute duel.
RALTUMAN OMELET was narrowly defeated by CAPTAIN KIRK in a 2 minute duel.
SHARK BAIT overpowered DAGAN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
JACK DANIELS handily defeated RUPTURE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SULU was demolished by B'ZIADUL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
CRIXUS devastated SINCEMILLA in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
OHMYGOD bested RABID TOAD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
NASTY NES viciously subdued LONE WOLF in a action packed 2 minute gory fight.
RED ALERT devastated DROW in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MICKEY HATCHER was overpowered by ROTTING ROLAND in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
THRESHPACK overpowered DOPPLEGANGER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GLASS JOE was overpowered by SLICK STEPHAN in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
NERO overcame SPIDERPIG in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
XAVIER overpowered DAEMYN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
VULCAN was savagely defeated by SEAM in a action packed 2 minute gruesome bout.
FROG FRACTURE was overcome by HERMY in a popular 1 minute contest.
INNARD SKINARD was savagely defeated by MANNY LEHMAN in a popular 2 minute fight.
FREE BIRD was overpowered by HUCKLE CAT in a popular 1 minute gory uneven fight.
MONTY BURNS was demolished by KATANA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
NAKED LUNCH overcame ARTHUR DENT in a action packed 1 minute bout.
TICKLE ME TIGER savagely defeated HOFFA in a action packed 2 minute competition.
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN defeated CROUCHING HAMSTER in a action packed 1 minute fight.
DARTH VADAR handily defeated HOFFA in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LI KUI was demolished by KHEDRYN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
URA GONER overpowered BRANDON in a exciting 1 minute bloody uneven bout.
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? vanquished KALI in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      16         BASHING ATTACK    25 -  14 -  0      64  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  10         SLASHING ATTACK   25 -  18 -  0      58  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         LUNGING ATTACK    39 -  31 -  0      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         WALL OF STEEL     19 -  16 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         PARRY-LUNGE       27 -  23 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         STRIKING ATTACK   31 -  31 -  0      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         AIMED BLOW        65 -  72 -  1      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  11 -  0      35  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         TOTAL PARRY       12 -  24 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -  22 -  0      31  |

Turn 620 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW        11 -  5     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  4     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  6         2  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  4         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  3         1  PARRY-STRIKE   
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   CAO ZHENG 54-85            44  43  6  238 ASIAN INVASION (1542)
AIMED BLOW       SHARK BAIT 33-7652         51  38  0  217 SEA DOGS (1501)
BASHING ATTACK   HORSE D'OEUVRE 61-3635     34   6  3  198 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)
PARRY-STRIKE     TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399       40  26  1  196 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)
TOTAL PARRY      GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359      75  65  0  192 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)
STRIKING ATTACK  DON KING 47-5374           45  41  3  190 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    HOCKEY DUCK 39-937         44  41  1  181 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)
PARRY-LUNGE      PHIL HELLMUTH 1-7842       32  11  1  179 POKER GREATS (1570)
WALL OF STEEL    RUBBER BULLET 54-2503      39  22  1  174 USELESS TOOLS (735)
SLASHING ATTACK  MICKEY HATCHER 74-3356     26   9  0  129 ALTER EGO! (1379)

The overall popularity leader is ASSUR 18-7821.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ASSUR 18-7821.  The ten other most popular fighters were PHIL HELLMUTH 1-7842, 
RUBBER BULLET 54-2503, TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399, MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074, TICKLE ME TIGER 
11-7391, SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697, SEAM 71-3319, GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359, NASTY NES 
50-142, and PIRES 7-5665.

The least popular fighter this week was DAEMYN 71-2940.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DOPPLEGANGER 81-1382, DROW 81-1774, SINCEMILLA 71-3308, KEISHA 11-7584, 
KALI 38-3152, LI KUI 52-851, HOFFA 18-9369, HOFFA 18-8478, MONTY BURNS 82--9731, and 
FREE BIRD 84-29006.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           1  0 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  1 0  KYR'TERR(71)         2  2 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       0  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        0  2 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2  2 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          0  3 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        3  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  4 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      0  2 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          0  1 0  
LAPUR(29)            2  1 0  TROCAR(54)           2  0 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       0  1 0  
CHIMLEVTAL(31)       1  1 0  ROCANIS(56)          0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  3 0  
ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  JURINE(61)           2  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  2 0  
NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  0 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         2  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PHIL HELLMUTH 1-7842        32  11  1  179  POKER GREATS (1570)        MORDANT
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359       75  65  0  192  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 PIRES 7-5665                18   7  0   85  IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (1067 BONSUR
 URA GONER 8-5214             9   1  0   60  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399        40  26  1  196  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 ASSUR 18-7821               51 110  2  184  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 DAGAN 21-7201               32  25  0  176  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 KHEDRYN 24-3955             21   4  1   94  WRATHMEN (805)             ZORPUNT
 CAPTAIN KIRK 29-5754        36  15  1  203  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 LONE WOLF 31-162            39  51  1  124  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437      32  17  0  156  THE WALKING DEAD (1538)    ARVAT
 SHARK BAIT 33-7652          51  38  0  217  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 HUCKLE CAT 35-3874          17   9  1   70  BUSY, BUSYTOWN (1375)      MURSKA
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563   32  25  0   91  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937          44  41  1  181  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 JACK DANIELS 41-3947        29  15  0  182  I C DRUNK PEOPLE (1543)    KATI-TEI
 DON KING 47-5374            45  41  3  190  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 NASTY NES 50-142            41  39  1  150  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074        27  33  1   91  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 LI KUI 52-851               24  24  1   66  WAH CHING (1565)           FRATSFA
 CAO ZHENG 54-85             44  43  6  238  ASIAN INVASION (1542)      TROCAR
 GLASS JOE 56-3847           21  12  0  109  PUNCH-OUT! (1359)          ROCANIS
 HORSE D'OEUVRE 61-3635      34   6  3  198  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 OHMYGOD 63-2147             30  10  1  180  WRATHMEN (1563)            AMEN-TEI
 IRONIC TWIST 65-7198        30   2  1  177  THE MOTHERSHIP CE (1579)   DAL SHANG
 B'ZIADUL 71-3311            31  19  1  157  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR
 PORKY PIG 72-5953           33  24  2  168  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
 MICKEY HATCHER 74-3356      26   9  0  129  ALTER EGO! (1379)          DAYLA KIV
 XAVIER 75-2071              20   6  2  102  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857     31  14  2  188  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 DOPPLEGANGER 81-1382        26  30  0  119  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE
 MONTY BURNS 82--9731        17  28  0   65  NUCLEAR WASTES (1588)      DWES EG
 FREE BIRD 84-29006          15  11  1   46  CLASSIC ROCK (1596)        BLACKSTONE
 RABID TOAD 98-2767          16  21  4  137  BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510)       SYVYN'S HILL
 RUPTURE 99-3463             21  16  4  163  BLOOD GANG (1532)          SOUTH RIDGE