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Date : 10/09/2013 Duedate: 10/22/2013
HOME GUARD ARENA
DM 101 TURN 621
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 D.R.I. 21/1471 28 17 1 62.2 10 RUNEBLADES 75/1585 146 148 0 49.7
2 SEA DOGS 33/1501 822 551 7 59.9 SOUL WARRIORS 38/357
SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562 11 T-3 98/1591 98 101 0 49.2
SHEWISH BUFFET 63/1568 YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500
SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537 12 TREKKERS 29/1534 116 147 4 44.1
3 TEAM FLOYD 38/690 349 235 2 59.8 BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545
DODEKATHEON 99/1590 MONSTER MANUAL 81/1582
POKER GREATS 1/1570 THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564
HOMER'S PETS 74/1569 THE WALKING DEAD 32/1538
COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541 13 AVENGERS 31/1321 96 125 0 43.4
I C DRUNK PEOPLE 41/1543 ALTER EGO! 74/1379
THE MOTHERSHIP CE 65/1579 PUNCH-OUT! 56/1359
4 SORE LOSERS 21/1580 88 67 0 56.8 BUSY, BUSYTOWN 35/1375
CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/589 LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
5-WRATHMEN 24/805 103 79 2 56.6 14 WAH CHING 52/1565 62 81 0 43.4
WRATHMEN 63/1563 PUBLIC ENEMY 50/1530
ARENAS III 71/1594 ASIAN INVASION 54/1542
WRATHMEN XIV 71/1581 15 ARROGANCE 18/755 535 835 11 39.1
WRATHMEN XXV 71/1558 16 FURRY FURY 11/1598 27 43 0 38.6
WRATHMEN DM 20 11/1536 FURRY FURY 81/1593
6 THE BULLS 73/1144 1261 1052 18 54.5 BATTLE FROGS 35/1597
ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 BLOOD FROGS 2 98/1510
USELESS TOOLS 54/735 NUCLEAR WASTES 82/1588
DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221 MURDEROUS FROGS 3 98/1589
MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439 17-SAND DANCERS 78/775 794 1326 9 37.5
IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/1067 CHILDREN OF LLYR 35/1415
7-STAR WARS 61/1577 8 7 0 53.3 18-CHAOS CARNI 11/1599 0 2 0 0.0
8 BLOOD GANG 99/1532 14 14 0 50.0 19-RANDOM CHAO 21/1587 0 2 0 0.0
9-CLASSIC ROC 84/1596 4 4 0 50.0
WARRIOR SPOTLIGHT
THE TURF WARS ARE COMING!
THE TURF WARS ARE COMING!
Gather your alliance-mates and friends. Prepare your warriors and teams. Turf
War NINE (TW9) is beginning the mid-Feb 2014 turn right after the winter Face in DM47
North Fork (currently MAMBOLAND).
Alliances -- 2 to 4 teams
Cost -- two Rollup CERTS
Prizes -- certs, potions, honor & glory
Length -- 10 turns
Moderators -- same old Oz and Master Darque
Rules, including details, are below.
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*TURF WAR 9 RULES*
Starting Mid-Feb 2014 (10 turns)
Bring acclaim and glory to the North Fork (DM47) arena.
Anyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances
created solely to compete in the Turf War! To participate, each alliance must:
1. Announce the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter.
2. Indicate in the newsletter which Captain/alliance you will join.
3. Announcements made on the D2 Forums or elsewhere will not be accepted.
Captains are responsible for:
1. Verifying/authorizing, in the North Fork newsletter, those who wish to
participate under the banner of their alliance. The confirmation/verification must
occur after, or in the same newsletter, but not before, the participant's
declaration. (Lack of participant indication of joining and/or subsequent lack of
Captain confirmation will delay a team's participation in the Turf War.)
2. Distribution of prizes should their alliance win the Turf War.
3. Submit two (2) RSI Roll-Up Certificates to participate. (Note: Captains
may, if they wish, submit certs for all potential members of their alliance.)
Participating managers who are not Captains must:
1. Submit two (2) RSI Roll-Up Certificates to participate. (Unless already
submitted by Captain. Note: extras will not be returned, but will go into the
winning pool of prizes.)
2. Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name, and alliance
they will represent in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter. Announcement made on the
D2 Forums or Chatzy will not be accepted.
a. No scores will be tabulated until two RSI Gift Certificates are
received, and participant indication and captain confirmation are posted in the North
Fork newsletter. NO EXCEPTIONS.
b. Before a manager can compete, he/she must declare themselves in the
North Fork (DM 47) newsletter as stated above AND be verified in the same or
subsequent newsletter by the alliance Captain they will represent.
c. Only one (1) team per player may compete. No arena multiple teams or
aliases will be allowed. Violations will result in immediate manager
disqualification (including team point adjustments) from the Turf War (so be sure to
take any multiple teams OFF of Team Maintenance and be certain not to run any other
team warriors).
d. Scoring will NOT be retroactive for teams/alliances that do not properly
declare or get captain confirmation or fail to send a Gift Certificate by Turn 1. In
other words, if your Gift Certificate is not received until Turn 3 of the Turf War,
and you have fought on Turns 1 and 2, your score will not begin until Turn 3. All
conditions must be met before scoring will begin--declaration, verification, and Gift
Certificate received.
e. No declarations or verifications will be accepted after Turn 3 of the
Turf War.
f. For purposes of scoring, the moderators will score the Turf War and
settle any and all disputes as they arise. Their decisions will be final. (Note:
the intent is to have a very thorough set of rules so that few decisions, if any, are
required from the moderators.)
Scoring will be as follows for Fights:
Team Points
a. Fights made: (includes DA fights)
1 = 0 points
2 = 0 points
3 = 1 point
4 = 3 points
5 = 5 points
b. Wins earned;
1 = 1 point
2 = 3 points
3 = 6 points
4 = 10 points
5 = 15 points
c. Champion win = 3 additional points
d. Down Challenge = (-5) points each (DM is exempt from DC rule)
e. Team with most wins per round earns 4 additional points
(If ties, points are split 2/2, 1/1/1, 1/1/1/1, no points if 5+ tie)
Alliance Points (Rounds 1 through 5)
a. Fights made (DA fights count as a fight made)
All (each) team of the alliance fights 1 to 3 wariors = 3 points
All (each) team fights 4+ warriors = 6 points
All (each) team fights all five warriors = 9
b. Alliance with most wins per that round = 5 points
Tie breakers, in order, are: least losses, most total recognition points (if still
tied after that, no points awarded).
Alliance Points (Rounds 6 through 10 as alliance point scoring doubles)
c. Fights made (DA fights count as a fight made)
All (each) team of the alliance fights 1 to 3 wariors = 6 points
All (each) team fights 4+ warriors = 12 points
All (each) team fights all five warriors = 18
d. Alliance with most wins per that round = 10 points
Tie breakers, in order, are: least losses, most total recognition points if still
tied after that, no points awarded).
Champions:
1. A Champion may be declared, but one is not mandatory.
It is to the team's/alliance's advantage that you do so.
2. Only one Champion allowed per manager at any given time.
3. Champions that graduate or are killed by another warrior or the Dark Arena,
may be replaced.
4. Champions must have fought at least one previous fight in the North Fork
(DM47 arena) to be able to be declared a champion.
5. A Champion can be declared on any round and point factors will begin that
same turn. (Must meet above 4 conditions prior to declaring)
No warrior may be substituted without the proper use of the DA or arena death or
death in a tournament or graduation. There must be a maximum of five only on a team
at any point and time. (The penalty for such substitution is -10 points.)
Downchallenges:
1. A downchallenge occurs when a warrior challenges a warrior with lesser
recognition points.
2. No challenge or bloodfeud by The Duelmaster shall be deemed a downchallenge.
3. No challenge of the Duelmaster shall be deemed a downchallenge.
4. Bloodfeuds against warriors with lesser recognition are deemed
downchallenges.
Tournament Considerations:
1. Tournament participation is allowed and ENCOURAGED as a great form of
recognition for North Fork.
2. It is an opportunity to gain skills and preferred challenging within the
Turf War.
Special Considerations:
1. Each alliance begins the Turf War with zero (0) points.
2. There will be NO alliance or team changes once the contest has begun. If
you begin the Turf War with Alliance A, you must end the Turf War with Alliance A.
If you begin the Turf War with Team A, you must end the Turf War with Team A.
3. There will be a maximum of four (4) teams/managers allowed per alliance for
the Turf War VII. The minimum is two (2).
4. The Dark Arena may be used at any time without penalty.
5. If at any time, the Moderators determine that any non-TW team in the arena
is aiding and/or abetting any TW alliance or team, the affected points won by the
gifted team/alliance will be disallowed and the aiding non-TW team will be asked to
desist from play in the arena until after the Turf War concludes.
Prizes:
The Turf War is meant to be a "winner takes all" contest. All prizes, except the
Endu award listed below, and 100% of the Gift Certificates will be awarded to the
Captain of the winning alliance at the end of the competition. It is the
responsibility of the Captain to distribute Gift Certificates. Moderators will
submit a list of each manager on the winning alliance to RSI at the completion of the
contest for the non-Certificate prizes.
All entry fees (rollup certs) are awarded to the winning alliance.
The following prizes have been secured from RSI:
1. Renaming of the North Fork (DM 47) arena;
2. Renaming of all Dark Arena Monsters
3. Known Favorites for one DM47 warrior on each team of the winning alliance
(warrior must be ranked Initiate or above, must be alive, and must have at least one
DM47 arena fight to receive this award).
4. +1 Skill bonus (three) for each manager on the winning alliance. Bonus
potions must be applied to living warriors from DM 47, no more than two skills per
warrior.
5. +1 Skill bonus potion (one) for each and every individual manager who fights
in all 10 rounds AND 45 fights of the Turf War. Bonus potion must be applied to a
living warrior from (DM 47) (Endu award)
6. Two additional rollup certs for each manager of the winning alliance from
RSI.
These RSI awards will be listed by the Moderator for claiming from RSI (Lee)
within 4 turns of the end of TW VI. The certs will be mailed to the winning alliance
by the Moderators within two weeks of the end of the TW.
Moderators:
The Moderators for this event will be Oz and Master Darque. They will arbitrate all
dealings during the course of the contest. Their decisions will be final. All
questions, comments, and scoring disputes may be directed to Land of Oz or Darque
Forces via diplo in DM 47. Managers with internet access may send a private message
to [The Consortium] or [Darque] on the Duel2 Forums. Lastly, you may also email
questions, comments, and scoring disputes to rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com or
wfms101 at aol dot com.
Please note there have been rule changes from the last Turf War. Please read them
carefully noting the following concepts/changes:
1. simpler scoring based primarily on wins and fight participation
2. DA is treated as simply another fight
3. Down-challenging is penalized
4. no emphasis/scoring on kills
5. 10 rounds
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
General chatter courtesy of Debby Tonte:
"Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills? Well
fergit it, cause this is the spy report for HOME GUARD. MVP award for JACK DANIELS?
I C DRUNK PEOPLE's proud of him after beating TEDDY RUXPIN and getting 27 points.
Talk about yer major upsets! NAKED LUNCH's match with LAKE SAILOR cost him a loss of
25 points! And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!) (She
never tells. I hate it that she never TELLS what she knows.) Oh well, welcome SHARK
BAIT. Aren't SEA DOGS proud. (Oh, my.) I hear the top team insists all their
warriors get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters for PR photos." Ah,
make that "quick sketches by sidewalk artists."
"So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway? It can't be for these
really neat spyr eports can it? (Of course it can!) SOUL WARRIORS was HOME GUARD's
most avoided team. Is there some award for that? Hhmph! What kind of warriors are
IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS? SOUL WARRIORS, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't
get them to accept an invitation! Like, is RALTUMAN OMELET popular, or what? He was
challenged the most in all of HOME GUARD! He's got a 32-14-2, is that good? (He's a
good egg.) Some fights are really unfair. How do you think LI KUI feels about being
challenged by PIRES, 19 points above him? Is this how IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS advances,
by having their members (PIRES) fight people that are really below them (LI KUI)?
RUBBER BULLET must not be a good enough fighter to get in fair fights. He challenged
CRIXUS. 13 is a big difference. (Well, that's what they tell me.) (Her comment,
that one, and *I* didn't tell her. It must've been Snide Clemens.) I thought RUBBER
BULLET showed great skill and promise when he lost to CRIXUS. All right, so I slept
through it! Big deal!
"Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? Fight, fight, fight. Is that all you guys can do?
"I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous spy reporter? I gotta leave. HOME GUARD is like such a dump, and you guys
smell too much! Its been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte"
The bare details:
Twenty-eight fights, four challenges, two standbys. I don't think anybody died.
EUROPEAN HAND BULL (73-3099) (18-11-0,65) of THE BULLS fought TICKLE ME TIGER
(11-7391) (18-11-2,69) of FURRY FURY. EUROPEAN HAND BULL handily defeated TICKLE ME
TIGER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SPIDERPIG (74-4304) (27-13-0,74) of HOMER'S PETS fought CROUCHING HAMSTER (21-
6184) (27-25-1,80) of D.R.I. SPIDERPIG overpowered CROUCHING HAMSTER in an action
packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
NAKED LUNCH (78-2917) (21-19-0,60) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought LAKE SAILOR (101-2)
(0-0-0,30) of the Louts Local 101. NAKED LUNCH was overpowered by LAKE SAILOR in a 1
minute uneven competition. Next time, wear something, Lunch. Armor, maybe.
MONTY BURNS (82-55805) (17-28-0,65) of NUCLEAR WASTES fought HOFFA (18-8478)
(29-121-1,52) of ARROGANCE. MONTY BURNS viciously subdued HOFFA in a popular 2
minute gruesome fray.
FROG FRACTURE (98-3813) (12-2-3,57) of MURDEROUS FROGS 3 fought ARTHUR DENT (11-
7305) (22-29-0,51) of THE HITCHHIKERS. FROG FRACTURE was demolished by ARTHUR DENT
in a 1 minute one-sided melee. Make that "Frog Smashed and Splintered."
KATANA (31-6349) (23-7-1,86) of AVENGERS fought INNARD SKINARD (98-3573) (9-4-
4,41) of T-3. KATANA overpowered INNARD SKINARD in a popular 1 minute gory uneven
fight.
VULCAN (99-3864) (8-4-4,43) of DODEKATHEON fought URA GONER (8-5214) (9-1-0,60)
of YOU PAY I SLAY. VULCAN was overpowered by URA GONER in a popular 1 minute
gruesome one-sided match.
HUCKLE CAT (35-3874) (17-9-1,70) of BUSY, BUSYTOWN fought KUNG PAO KOLACTAN (63-
2882) (25-14-2,90) of SHEWISH BUFFET. HUCKLE CAT won victory over KUNG PAO KOLACTAN
in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fray. You can't beat a cat with a food fight.
FURIOUS FROGPALER (35-4309) (14-7-0,49) of BATTLE FROGS fought HOFFA (18-9369)
(33-92-0,46) of ARROGANCE. FURIOUS FROGPALER overpowered HOFFA in a popular 2 minute
gruesome one-sided duel.
MANNY LEHMAN (51-5074) (27-33-1,91) of COLLEGE RADIO fought THE DARK FROG (35-
4347) (16-5-2,55) of BATTLE FROGS. MANNY LEHMAN was bested by THE DARK FROG in a
popular 1 minute contest. Is it my imagination, or are the Frogs doing really well
today?
NERO (29-5707) (31-35-1,107) of TREKKERS fought WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? (38-4563) (32-
25-0,91) of TEAM FLOYD. NERO was overpowered by WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? in a popular 1
minute bloody one-sided bout.
RABID TOAD (98-2767) (16-21-4,137) of BLOOD FROGS 2 fought LONE WOLF (31-162)
(39-51-1,124) of AVENGERS. RABID TOAD devastated LONE WOLF in an exciting 1 minute
brutal one-sided brawl. Is a toad a frog? I thought that was not the case. But
maybe only a lady frog would care.
SULU (29-5705) (34-32-0,137) of TREKKERS fought THRESHPACK (50-138) (33-39-
0,140) of PUBLIC ENEMY. SULU vanquished THRESHPACK in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-
sided fray.
XAVIER (75-2071) (20-6-2,102) of RUNEBLADES fought NINJA FERD (101-30) (0-0-
0,130) of the Louts Local 101. XAVIER was defeated by NINJA FERD in a 1 minute
struggle. That is both standbys as winners.
DOPPLEGANGER (81-1382) (26-30-0,119) of MONSTER MANUAL fought HARE BINGER (81-
1790) (23-16-2,98) of FURRY FURY. DOPPLEGANGER overcame HARE BINGER in an action
packed 2 minute fight.
NASTY NES (50-142) (41-39-1,150) of PUBLIC ENEMY fought GLASS JOE (56-3847) (21-
12-0,109) of PUNCH-OUT! NASTY NES bested GLASS JOE in a 2 minute bloody bout.
DAGAN (21-7201) (32-25-0,176) of BLOOD AND SAND fought SLAP YOURSELF SILLY (21-
4697) (44-42-0,166) of SORE LOSERS. DAGAN devastated SLAP YOURSELF SILLY in a 1
minute one-sided battle.
RUPTURE (99-3463) (21-16-4,163) of BLOOD GANG fought RED ALERT (50-139) (40-33-
0,122) of PUBLIC ENEMY. RUPTURE demolished RED ALERT in a 1 minute bloody mismatched
match.
PHIL HELLMUTH (1-7842) (32-11-1,179) of POKER GREATS fought DROW (81-1774) (27-
25-1,102) of MONSTER MANUAL. PHIL HELLMUTH overpowered DROW in a popular 1 minute
one-sided melee.
GOPHER BAROQUE (2-3359) (75-65-0,192) of CREAM OF THE SLOP fought IRONIC TWIST
(65-7198) (30-2-1,177) of THE MOTHERSHIP CE. GOPHER BAROQUE was overpowered by
IRONIC TWIST in a popular 2 minute gory uneven duel. I kinda like that baroque
ornament on the armor. Useless, of course, but really, um, ornamental.
DON KING (47-5374) (45-41-3,190) of ROYAL FLUSH fought ROTTING ROLAND (32-5437)
(32-17-0,156) of THE WALKING DEAD. DON KING vanquished ROTTING ROLAND in a 1 minute
uneven duel.
TEDDY RUXPIN (11-6399) (40-26-1,196) of LORDS OF CHAOS fought JACK DANIELS (41-
3947) (29-15-0,182) of I C DRUNK PEOPLE. TEDDY RUXPIN was devastated by JACK DANIELS
in a 2 minute one-sided competition. Jack does that to lots of people.
CAPTAIN KIRK (29-5754) (36-15-1,203) of TREKKERS fought HORSE D'OEUVRE (61-3635)
(34-6-3,198) of SHEWISH BUFFET. CAPTAIN KIRK won victory over HORSE D'OEUVRE in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute fight. So he was hungry, what did you expect him to do? He
ate.
The challenges:
PIRES (7-5665) (18-7-0,85) of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS challenged LI KUI (52-851)
(24-24-1,66) of WAH CHING. Down 19. PIRES devastated LI KUI in an exciting 1 minute
one-sided Challenge fight.
RUBBER BULLET (54-2503) (39-22-1,174) of USELESS TOOLS challenged CRIXUS (21-
7100) (35-32-0,161) of BLOOD AND SAND. Down 13. RUBBER BULLET was overpowered by
CRIXUS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
PORKY PIG (72-5953) (33-24-2,168) of MEAT YOUR MAKER challenged ASSUR (18-7821)
(51-110-2,184) of ARROGANCE. Up 16. PORKY PIG was demolished by ASSUR in a 1 minute
one-sided Challenge melee.
HOCKEY DUCK (39-937) (44-41-1,181) of DUCKS UNLIMITED challenged RALTUMAN OMELET
(78-2857) (31-14-2,188) of SHEWISH BUFFET. Up 7. HOCKEY DUCK was viciously subdued
by RALTUMAN OMELET in a 2 minute Challenge fight. Tough egg. Sorry, can't help the
"egg" comments.
For the title:
CAO ZHENG (54-85) (44-43-6,238) of ASIAN INVASION fought SHARK BAIT (33-7652)
(51-38-0,217) of SEA DOGS. CAO ZHENG was bested by SHARK BAIT in a 2 minute Title
brawl. And now we have a new Captain of the Guard: Shark Bait. Congratulations.
This should have the sharks circling closer.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SHARK BAIT 33-7652 52 38 224 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
CAPTAIN KIRK 29-5754 37 15 1 224 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
JACK DANIELS 41-3947 30 15 209 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (1543) KATI-TEI
HORSE D'OEUVRE 61-3635 34 7 3 203 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
IRONIC TWIST 65-7198 31 2 1 203 THE MOTHERSHIP CE (1579) DAL SHANG
DON KING 47-5374 46 41 3 200 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
CAO ZHENG 54-85 44 44 6 200 ASIAN INVASION (1542) TROCAR
RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857 32 14 2 196 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
ASSUR 18-7821 52 110 2 195 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
CRIXUS 21-7100 36 32 187 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
DAGAN 21-7201 33 25 185 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 44 42 1 184 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399 40 27 1 183 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348) ARUAK CITY
GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 75 66 181 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
PHIL HELLMUTH 1-7842 33 11 1 181 POKER GREATS (1570) MORDANT
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-OHMYGOD 63-2147 30 10 1 180 WRATHMEN (1563) AMEN-TEI
RUPTURE 99-3463 22 16 4 168 BLOOD GANG (1532) SOUTH RIDGE
PORKY PIG 72-5953 33 25 2 162 MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439) DRAGONHEAD
SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697 44 43 161 SORE LOSERS (1580) SUNSET
RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 39 23 1 158 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
-B'ZIADUL 71-3311 31 19 1 157 WRATHMEN XIV (1581) KYR'TERR
ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437 32 18 156 THE WALKING DEAD (1538) ARVAT
NASTY NES 50-142 42 39 1 152 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
SULU 29-5705 35 32 152 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RABID TOAD 98-2767 17 21 4 145 BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510) SYVYN'S HILL
-OWAIN HARLSON 35-3130 77 128 1 138 CHILDREN OF LLYR (1415) MURSKA
THRESHPACK 50-138 33 40 132 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
-MICKEY HATCHER 74-3356 26 9 129 ALTER EGO! (1379) DAYLA KIV
DOPPLEGANGER 81-1382 27 30 126 MONSTER MANUAL (1582) SHADOWSPIRE
RED ALERT 50-139 40 34 124 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
LONE WOLF 31-162 39 52 1 117 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
DROW 81-1774 27 26 1 117 MONSTER MANUAL (1582) SHADOWSPIRE
GLASS JOE 56-3847 21 13 116 PUNCH-OUT! (1359) ROCANIS
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 33 25 112 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
-SINCEMILLA 71-3308 21 8 109 WRATHMEN XIV (1581) KYR'TERR
XAVIER 75-2071 20 7 2 104 RUNEBLADES (1585) JADE MOUNTAIN
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HARE BINGER 81-1790 23 17 2 98 FURRY FURY (1593) SHADOWSPIRE
-KHEDRYN 24-3955 21 4 1 94 WRATHMEN (805) ZORPUNT
HUCKLE CAT 35-3874 18 9 1 92 BUSY, BUSYTOWN (1375) MURSKA
NERO 29-5707 31 36 1 91 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
-DARTH VADAR 61-3725 24 20 2 91 STAR WARS (1577) JURINE
PIRES 7-5665 19 7 91 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (1067)BONSUR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SPIDERPIG 74-4304 28 13 89 HOMER'S PETS (1569) DAYLA KIV
KATANA 31-6349 24 7 1 89 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
-DARK JESTER 11-7438 23 18 1 88 CHAOS CARNIVAL (1599) ARUAK CITY
-KOOCHIKOOCHIKOO 11-7515 23 16 85 WRATHMEN DM 20 (1536) ARUAK CITY
EUROPEAN HAND BULL 73-3099 19 11 82 THE BULLS (1144) ERINIKA
THE DARK FROG 35-4347 17 5 2 79 BATTLE FROGS (1597) MURSKA
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882 25 15 2 77 SHEWISH BUFFET (1568) AMEN-TEI
-SEAM 71-3319 16 3 2 73 ARENAS III (1594) KYR'TERR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 27 34 1 72 COLLEGE RADIO (1541) TRICORUS
CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184 27 26 1 71 D.R.I. (1471) SUNSET
MONTY BURNS 82-55805 18 28 70 NUCLEAR WASTES (1588) DWES EG
ARTHUR DENT 11-7305 23 29 69 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
URA GONER 8-5214 10 1 69 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
LI KUI 52-851 24 25 1 64 WAH CHING (1565) FRATSFA
-KURTAL DUCK 78-2861 35 49 1 63 SAND DANCERS (775) LIN TIRIAN
FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309 15 7 61 BATTLE FROGS (1597) MURSKA
-KEISHA 11-7584 18 7 60 WRATHMEN DM 20 (1536) ARUAK CITY
TICKLE ME TIGER 11-7391 18 12 2 59 FURRY FURY (1598) ARUAK CITY
-KALI 38-3152 16 5 1 58 SOUL WARRIORS (357) CLIFFHOME
-MAJOR PAIN 31-5463 15 11 1 57 MILITARY MAYHEM (133) CHIMLEVTAL
-DAEMYN 71-2940 8 4 56 WRATHMEN XXV (1558) KYR'TERR
HOFFA 18-8478 29 122 1 50 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
-FREE BIRD 84-29006 15 11 1 46 CLASSIC ROCK (1596) BLACKSTONE
INNARD SKINARD 98-3573 9 5 4 46 T-3 (1591) SYVYN'S HILL
FROG FRACTURE 98-3813 12 3 3 44 MURDEROUS FROGS 3 (1589) SYVYN'S HILL
HOFFA 18-9369 33 93 39 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
VULCAN 99-3864 8 5 4 39 DODEKATHEON (1590) SOUTH RIDGE
NAKED LUNCH 78-2917 21 20 35 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
-BRANDON 21-7641 14 8 4 27 RANDOM CHAOS (1587) SUNSET
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Shucks, I didn't achieve Primus eligibility this freeze. -- Raltuman Omelet
Just as well, that's the sign of being overly ripe.
Cao Zheng -- I guess it's you and me? -- Shark Bait
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HOCKEY DUCK was viciously subdued by RALTUMAN OMELET in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
PORKY PIG was demolished by ASSUR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
RUBBER BULLET was overpowered by CRIXUS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
PIRES devastated LI KUI in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CAO ZHENG was bested by SHARK BAIT in a 2 minute Title brawl.
CAPTAIN KIRK won victory over HORSE D'OEUVRE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
TEDDY RUXPIN was devastated by JACK DANIELS in a 2 minute one-sided competition.
DON KING vanquished ROTTING ROLAND in a 1 minute uneven duel.
GOPHER BAROQUE was overpowered by IRONIC TWIST in a popular 2 minute gory uneven duel.
PHIL HELLMUTH overpowered DROW in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
RUPTURE demolished RED ALERT in a 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
DAGAN devastated SLAP YOURSELF SILLY in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
NASTY NES bested GLASS JOE in a 2 minute bloody bout.
DOPPLEGANGER overcame HARE BINGER in a action packed 2 minute fight.
XAVIER was defeated by NINJA FERD in a 1 minute struggle.
SULU vanquished THRESHPACK in a crowd pleasing 2 minute one-sided fray.
RABID TOAD devastated LONE WOLF in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided brawl.
NERO was overpowered by WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? in a popular 1 minute bloody one-sided bout.
MANNY LEHMAN was bested by THE DARK FROG in a popular 1 minute contest.
FURIOUS FROGPALER overpowered HOFFA in a popular 2 minute gruesome one-sided duel.
HUCKLE CAT won victory over KUNG PAO KOLACTAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fray.
VULCAN was overpowered by URA GONER in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
KATANA overpowered INNARD SKINARD in a popular 1 minute gory uneven fight.
FROG FRACTURE was demolished by ARTHUR DENT in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
MONTY BURNS viciously subdued HOFFA in a popular 2 minute gruesome fray.
NAKED LUNCH was overpowered by LAKE SAILOR in a 1 minute uneven competition.
SPIDERPIG overpowered CROUCHING HAMSTER in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
EUROPEAN HAND BULL handily defeated TICKLE ME TIGER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 17 SLASHING ATTACK 27 - 19 - 0 59 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 PARRY-LUNGE 29 - 21 - 0 58 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 BASHING ATTACK 22 - 16 - 0 58 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 4 LUNGING ATTACK 42 - 32 - 0 57 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 STRIKING ATTACK 32 - 31 - 0 51 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 17 - 18 - 0 49 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 AIMED BLOW 68 - 74 - 1 48 |
|BASHING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 24 - 0 33 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 12 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 10 - 24 - 0 29 |
Turn 621 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 1 AIMED BLOW 8 - 9 3 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 3 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 3 2 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 3 1 PARRY-LUNGE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW SHARK BAIT 33-7652 52 38 0 224 SEA DOGS (1501)
LUNGING ATTACK CAPTAIN KIRK 29-5754 37 15 1 224 TREKKERS (1534)
BASHING ATTACK HORSE D'OEUVRE 61-3635 34 7 3 203 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)
STRIKING ATTACK DON KING 47-5374 46 41 3 200 ROYAL FLUSH (146)
PARRY-LUNGE CRIXUS 21-7100 36 32 0 187 BLOOD AND SAND (1545)
PARRY-RIPOSTE HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 44 42 1 184 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)
PARRY-STRIKE TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399 40 27 1 183 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)
TOTAL PARRY GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 75 66 0 181 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)
WALL OF STEEL RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 39 23 1 158 USELESS TOOLS (735)
SLASHING ATTACK RED ALERT 50-139 40 34 0 124 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)
The overall popularity leader is ASSUR 18-7821. The most popular warrior this turn
was SULU 29-5705. The ten other most popular fighters were RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857,
HORSE D'OEUVRE 61-3635, IRONIC TWIST 65-7198, DOPPLEGANGER 81-1382, FURIOUS FROGPALER
35-4309, MONTY BURNS 82--9731, CAPTAIN KIRK 29-5754, JACK DANIELS 41-3947, THRESHPACK
50-138, and WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563.
The least popular fighter this week was NAKED LUNCH 78-2917. The other ten least
popular fighters were FROG FRACTURE 98-3813, HOFFA 18-9369, SLAP YOURSELF SILLY
21-4697, RED ALERT 50-139, DROW 81-1774, ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437, LI KUI 52-851,
TICKLE ME TIGER 11-7391, CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184, and HOFFA 18-8478.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 MURSKA(35) 3 0 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 0 1 0
NIANIA(2) 0 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
BONSUR(7) 1 0 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 0 1 0 DRAGONHEAD(72) 0 1 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 KATI-TEI(41) 1 0 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 0 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 2 0 NORTH FORK(47) 1 0 0 DAYLA KIV(74) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 2 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 1 2 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 0 1 0
SUNSET(21) 2 2 0 TRICORUS(51) 0 1 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 1 0
LAPUR(29) 2 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 0 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 2 0
CHIMLEVTAL(31) 1 1 0 TROCAR(54) 0 2 0 DWES EG(82) 1 0 0
ARVAT(32) 0 1 0 ROCANIS(56) 0 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 2 0
NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 1 0 0 JURINE(61) 0 1 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 1 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
PHIL HELLMUTH 1-7842 33 11 1 181 POKER GREATS (1570) MORDANT
GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 75 66 0 181 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
PIRES 7-5665 19 7 0 91 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (1067 BONSUR
URA GONER 8-5214 10 1 0 69 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399 40 27 1 183 LORDS OF CHAOS (1348) ARUAK CITY
ASSUR 18-7821 52 110 2 195 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
CRIXUS 21-7100 36 32 0 187 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
CAPTAIN KIRK 29-5754 37 15 1 224 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
LONE WOLF 31-162 39 52 1 117 AVENGERS (1321) CHIMLEVTAL
ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437 32 18 0 156 THE WALKING DEAD (1538) ARVAT
SHARK BAIT 33-7652 52 38 0 224 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
HUCKLE CAT 35-3874 18 9 1 92 BUSY, BUSYTOWN (1375) MURSKA
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 33 25 0 112 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 44 42 1 184 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
JACK DANIELS 41-3947 30 15 0 209 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (1543) KATI-TEI
DON KING 47-5374 46 41 3 200 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
NASTY NES 50-142 42 39 1 152 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 27 34 1 72 COLLEGE RADIO (1541) TRICORUS
LI KUI 52-851 24 25 1 64 WAH CHING (1565) FRATSFA
CAO ZHENG 54-85 44 44 6 200 ASIAN INVASION (1542) TROCAR
GLASS JOE 56-3847 21 13 0 116 PUNCH-OUT! (1359) ROCANIS
HORSE D'OEUVRE 61-3635 34 7 3 203 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882 25 15 2 77 SHEWISH BUFFET (1568) AMEN-TEI
IRONIC TWIST 65-7198 31 2 1 203 THE MOTHERSHIP CE (1579) DAL SHANG
PORKY PIG 72-5953 33 25 2 162 MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439) DRAGONHEAD
EUROPEAN HAND BULL 73-3099 19 11 0 82 THE BULLS (1144) ERINIKA
SPIDERPIG 74-4304 28 13 0 89 HOMER'S PETS (1569) DAYLA KIV
XAVIER 75-2071 20 7 2 104 RUNEBLADES (1585) JADE MOUNTAIN
RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857 32 14 2 196 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
DOPPLEGANGER 81-1382 27 30 0 126 MONSTER MANUAL (1582) SHADOWSPIRE
MONTY BURNS 82--9731 18 28 0 70 NUCLEAR WASTES (1588) DWES EG
RABID TOAD 98-2767 17 21 4 145 BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510) SYVYN'S HILL
RUPTURE 99-3463 22 16 4 168 BLOOD GANG (1532) SOUTH RIDGE
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
GHOST SHRIMP (15-4472) LITTLE EVIL SHRIMP (449)
GREEN KING (21-5183) REAL BEER (424)
ADDUCTOR MAGNUS (21-5922) MUSCLE MEN (511)
SASSAFRAS LASS (36-7558) MIDNIGHT GREMLINS (631)
EUROPEAN HAND BULL (73-3099) THE BULLS (43)
WOR (82-1001) ON A ROLL (169)
TUNNELING GERBIL (82-16719) LUROCIANS FTF021 (2541)
BLACK HOLE (82-30144) LUCROCIANS FTF04M3 (4938)
HANNAH (82-35298) SUPERIOR FORCES 4501 (5815)
BEARDED AXE WOUND (82-37883) CLEARING TO PLOW (6288)
SMELLY STOCKS (82-39949) MARKET CRASH (6649)
SAACRED HIGH (82-40687) ROOKIE CULT 43 (6793)
GOLD (82-49985) 4 LETTER TREASURE (8402)
ITCHY GOO (84-7105) 011609S (1345)
SUNSHINE (84-19002) SUPERIOR FORCES 1601 (3373)
PEPP (84-27296) 4-LETTER PIZZA (4845)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes