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Date   : 10/23/2013    Duedate: 11/05/2013

HOME GUARD ARENA

DM 101    TURN 622

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 D.R.I. 21/1471        28   18   1 60.9    9 RUNEBLADES 75/1585   147  148   0 49.8
  2 SEA DOGS 33/1501     826  552   7 59.9      SOUL WARRIORS 38/357
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                   10 T-3 98/1591           99  102   0 49.3
    SHEWISH BUFFET 63/1568                      YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500
    SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537                   11 CLASSIC ROC 84/1596    4    5   0 44.4
  3 TEAM FLOYD 38/690    354  237   2 59.9   12 TREKKERS 29/1534     119  153   4 43.7
    DODEKATHEON 99/1590                         BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545
    POKER GREATS 1/1570                         MONSTER MANUAL 81/1582
    HOMER'S PETS 74/1569                        THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564
    COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541                       THE WALKING DEAD 32/1538
    I C DRUNK PEOPLE 41/1543                 13-AVENGERS 31/1321      96  125   0 43.4
    THE MOTHERSHIP CE 65/1579                   ALTER EGO! 74/1379
  4 SORE LOSERS 21/1580   89   68   0 56.7      PUNCH-OUT! 56/1359
    CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/589                     BUSY, BUSYTOWN 35/1375
  5-WRATHMEN 24/805      103   79   2 56.6      LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
    WRATHMEN 63/1563                         14 WAH CHING 52/1565     64   84   0 43.2
    ARENAS III 71/1594                          PUBLIC ENEMY 50/1530
    WRATHMEN XIV 71/1581                        ASIAN INVASION 54/1542
    WRATHMEN XXV 71/1558                     15 FURRY FURY 11/1598    30   46   0 39.5
    WRATHMEN DM 20 11/1536                      FURRY FURY 81/1593
  6 THE BULLS 73/1144   1264 1055  18 54.5      BATTLE FROGS 35/1597
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                          BLOOD FROGS 2 98/1510
    USELESS TOOLS 54/735                        NUCLEAR WASTES 82/1588
    DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221                     MURDEROUS FROGS 3 98/1589
    MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439                  16 ARROGANCE 18/755     535  838  11 39.0
    IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/1067              17-RANDOM CHAO 21/1587    0    2   0  0.0
  7-STAR WARS 61/1577      8    7   0 53.3   18-CHAOS CARNI 11/1599    0    2   0  0.0
  8 BLOOD GANG 99/1532    15   14   0 51.7

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                       Reflections by the Captain of the Guard

     Let me tell you, its not easy serving as bait for sharks.  And that Cao Zheng
must be part shark.

Shark Bait

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Okay, here's the deal.  The Sea Dogs made an effort.  There were personals and a
column.  So how can I do less?  Especially when the golem this time was Snide
Clemens.  Who needs HIM?
     So, the clerks report that Xavier gained twenty-one points, Doppleganger lost
seventeen, same fight, and it was possibly significant.
     The Walking Dead were most avoided, and Useless Tools avoided them the most.
     Assur got the most challenges.
     We had twenty-six fights, five challenges, three standbys.

     FROG FRACTURE (98-3813) (12-3-3,44) of MURDEROUS FROGS 3 fought HERMY (101-4)
(0-0-0,50) of the Louts Local 101.  FROG FRACTURE was vanquished by HERMY in a 1
minute one-sided fray.  I guessed we were in for trouble when Hermy came out with a
frog-gig instead of a standard weapon.
     MONTY BURNS (82-55805) (18-28-0,70) of NUCLEAR WASTES fought INNARD SKINARD (98-
3573) (9-5-4,46) of T-3.  MONTY BURNS overpowered INNARD SKINARD in an exciting 1
minute uneven match.  Monty wasted Innard, though I don't know if a nucleus was
involved.  Looked more like an arm, to me.
     URA GONER (8-5214) (10-1-0,69) of YOU PAY I SLAY fought FURIOUS FROGPALER (35-
4309) (15-7-0,61) of BATTLE FROGS.  URA GONER overpowered FURIOUS FROGPALER in a 1
minute one-sided duel.  So far, not a good day for the Frogs.
     ARTHUR DENT (11-7305) (23-29-0,69) of THE HITCHHIKERS fought CROUCHING HAMSTER
(21-6184) (27-26-1,71) of D.R.I.  ARTHUR DENT won victory over CROUCHING HAMSTER in a
2 minute match.  Now it's an Ouching Hamster.
     HOFFA (18-8478) (29-122-1,50) of ARROGANCE fought MANNY LEHMAN (51-5074) (27-34-
1,72) of COLLEGE RADIO.  HOFFA was savagely defeated by MANNY LEHMAN in a popular 3
minute gory match.  Nobody bets on a Hoffa to win these days.

     KUNG PAO KOLACTAN (63-2882) (25-15-2,77) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought HOFFA (18-
9369) (33-93-0,39) of ARROGANCE.  KUNG PAO KOLACTAN handily defeated HOFFA in a 2
minute bloody uneven duel.  Even if you feed him.  Looking at this Hoffa's record and
ranking tells you something significant about him right there.
     EUROPEAN HAND BULL (73-3099) (19-11-0,82) of THE BULLS fought VULCAN (99-3864)
(8-5-4,39) of DODEKATHEON.  EUROPEAN HAND BULL savagely defeated VULCAN in an
exciting 2 minute gory uneven fight.  Gods take it, can the handicapper come up with
a worse match?
     SPIDERPIG (74-4304) (28-13-0,89) of HOMER'S PETS fought FREE BIRD (84-29006)
(15-11-1,46) of CLASSIC ROCK.  SPIDERPIG handily defeated FREE BIRD in a 1 minute
mismatched competition.  There's a lot of "no surprise" in the fights today.  Not
something we like to see.  What about a real contest, eh?
     NAKED LUNCH (78-2917) (21-20-0,35) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought TICKLE ME TIGER (11-
7391) (18-12-2,59) of FURRY FURY.  NAKED LUNCH beat TICKLE ME TIGER in a 2 minute
fight.  Ah!  An underdog victory!  Way to go, Lunch.
     HARE BINGER (81-1790) (23-17-2,98) of FURRY FURY fought LI KUI (52-851) (24-25-
1,64) of WAH CHING.  HARE BINGER demolished LI KUI in a 2 minute one-sided bout.  I
could make some kind of convoluted play on bing and wah-ching, but I think I'll pass.
You guys can see it yourself, right?

     XAVIER (75-2071) (20-7-2,104) of RUNEBLADES fought DOPPLEGANGER (81-1382) (27-
30-0,126) of MONSTER MANUAL.  XAVIER devastated DOPPLEGANGER in a 1 minute one-sided
fight.  This was the fight that resulted in newsworthy point movements.
     WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? (38-4563) (33-25-0,112) of TEAM FLOYD fought RED ALERT (50-
139) (40-34-0,124) of PUBLIC ENEMY.  WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? was beaten by RED ALERT in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.  By golly, that Volksie was a disaster waiting to
happen!
     RABID TOAD (98-2767) (17-21-4,145) of BLOOD FROGS 2 fought THRESHPACK (50-138)
(33-40-0,132) of PUBLIC ENEMY.  RABID TOAD devastated THRESHPACK in a 1 minute uneven
duel.  And here's a Frog (okay, a toad, I know they aren't the same thing, but only
another frog or toad would care) getting a win!  So much for the young and
unfortunate Frogs earlier.
     DROW (81-1774) (27-26-1,117) of MONSTER MANUAL fought SLICK STEPHAN (101-11) (0-
0-0,150) of the Louts Local 101.  DROW was overpowered by SLICK STEPHAN in a 1 minute
one-sided duel.  And Stephie laughed, too.  He does that sometimes.  Very annoying.
     IRONIC TWIST (65-7198) (31-2-1,203) of THE MOTHERSHIP CE fought OSWALD ORC (101-
24) (0-0-0,181) of the Louts Local 101.  IRONIC TWIST demolished OSWALD ORC in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.  It's hard being a standby orc in the
arenas.  Every hand is against you.

     CAO ZHENG (54-85) (44-44-6,200) of ASIAN INVASION fought ROTTING ROLAND (32-
5437) (32-18-0,156) of THE WALKING DEAD.  CAO ZHENG handily defeated ROTTING ROLAND
in a 1 minute one-sided contest.  The maintenance crew was upset to find bits and
pieces of Roland all over the sands.  Hard to clean them out.
     JACK DANIELS (41-3947) (30-15-0,209) of I C DRUNK PEOPLE fought NASTY NES (50-
142) (42-39-1,152) of PUBLIC ENEMY.  JACK DANIELS savagely defeated NASTY NES in a 2
minute bloody match.  Good thing Nasty is a sleepy drunk.  Well, today, anyway.  Next
time... who knows?
     GOPHER BAROQUE (2-3359) (75-66-0,181) of CREAM OF THE SLOP fought SULU (29-5705)
(35-32-0,152) of TREKKERS.  GOPHER BAROQUE savagely defeated SULU in a popular 5
minute gory melee.  The way that Gopher fights, you'd think he was a Frog!
     CRIXUS (21-7100) (36-32-0,187) of BLOOD AND SAND fought RALTUMAN OMELET (78-
2857) (32-14-2,196) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  CRIXUS was overpowered by RALTUMAN OMELET in
a popular 1 minute gory uneven duel.  Did you know that if you cook your eggs too
long, they get tough?  It isn't everybody who can handle an omelet like that.
     PHIL HELLMUTH (1-7842) (33-11-1,181) of POKER GREATS fought SLAP YOURSELF SILLY
(21-4697) (44-43-0,161) of SORE LOSERS.  PHIL HELLMUTH viciously subdued SLAP
YOURSELF SILLY in an action packed 2 minute duel.  And Silly was appropriately
slapped.

The challenges:
     PIRES (7-5665) (19-7-0,91) of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS challenged NERO (29-5707)
(31-36-1,91) of TREKKERS.  Straight across.  PIRES overpowered NERO in a 1 minute
one-sided Challenge struggle.  One-sided, eh?  But slanted which way?
     RUBBER BULLET (54-2503) (39-23-1,158) of USELESS TOOLS challenged RUPTURE (99-
3463) (22-16-4,168) of BLOOD GANG.  Up 10.  RUBBER BULLET was overpowered by RUPTURE
in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.  Do I smell burned rubber?
     PORKY PIG (72-5953) (33-25-2,162) of MEAT YOUR MAKER challenged ASSUR (18-7821)
(52-110-2,195) of ARROGANCE.  Up 33.  PORKY PIG vanquished ASSUR in a popular 1
minute mismatched Challenge brawl.  This is Assur the Most Challenged.
     HOCKEY DUCK (39-937) (44-42-1,184) of DUCKS UNLIMITED challenged DAGAN (21-7201)
(33-25-0,185) of BLOOD AND SAND.  Up 1.  HOCKEY DUCK was vanquished by DAGAN in an
exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.  Tough on the Duck; might've been better
if he'd been a Frog.
     DON KING (47-5374) (46-41-3,200) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged HORSE D'OEUVRE (61-
3635) (34-7-3,203) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  Up 3.  DON KING was devastated by HORSE
D'OEUVRE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  Chicken a la King, anyone?

For the title:
     SHARK BAIT (33-7652) (52-38-0,224) of SEA DOGS fought CAPTAIN KIRK (29-5754)
(37-15-1,224) of TREKKERS.  SHARK BAIT was bested by CAPTAIN KIRK in a popular 2
minute Title competition.  Alas, our column-writing Captain of the Guard met up with
a shark.  Good fight both ways, though.  Congratulations to Captain Kirk, the new
Captain of the Guard.

                                       Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CAPTAIN KIRK 29-5754         38  15  1  239  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HORSE D'OEUVRE 61-3635       35   7  3  217  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 JACK DANIELS 41-3947         31  15     211  I C DRUNK PEOPLE (1543)    KATI-TEI

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857      33  14  2  209  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 IRONIC TWIST 65-7198         32   2  1  209  THE MOTHERSHIP CE (1579)   DAL SHANG
 CAO ZHENG 54-85              45  44  6  207  ASIAN INVASION (1542)      TROCAR
 SHARK BAIT 33-7652           52  39     202  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 DON KING 47-5374             46  42  3  197  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 DAGAN 21-7201                34  25     197  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 PORKY PIG 72-5953            34  25  2  190  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
 RUPTURE 99-3463              23  16  4  186  BLOOD GANG (1532)          SOUTH RIDGE
 PHIL HELLMUTH 1-7842         34  11  1  185  POKER GREATS (1570)        MORDANT
 CRIXUS 21-7100               36  33     184  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359        76  66     183  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399         40  27  1  183  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-OHMYGOD 63-2147              30  10  1  180  WRATHMEN (1563)            AMEN-TEI
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937           44  43  1  176  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 ASSUR 18-7821                52 111  2  170  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697  44  44     167  SORE LOSERS (1580)         SUNSET
 NASTY NES 50-142             42  40  1  163  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 SULU 29-5705                 35  33     160  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437       32  19     157  THE WALKING DEAD (1538)    ARVAT
-B'ZIADUL 71-3311             31  19  1  157  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR
 RUBBER BULLET 54-2503        39  24  1  153  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 RABID TOAD 98-2767           18  21  4  152  BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510)       SYVYN'S HILL

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RED ALERT 50-139             41  34     131  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
-MICKEY HATCHER 74-3356       26   9     129  ALTER EGO! (1379)          DAYLA KIV
 THRESHPACK 50-138            33  41     125  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 XAVIER 75-2071               21   7  2  125  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
-LONE WOLF 31-162             39  52  1  117  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
-GLASS JOE 56-3847            21  13     116  PUNCH-OUT! (1359)          ROCANIS
 DROW 81-1774                 27  27  1  115  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563    33  26     113  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 DOPPLEGANGER 81-1382         27  31     109  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE
-SINCEMILLA 71-3308           21   8     109  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR
 PIRES 7-5665                 20   7     102  IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (1067)BONSUR

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HARE BINGER 81-1790          24  17  2  100  FURRY FURY (1593)          SHADOWSPIRE
-KHEDRYN 24-3955              21   4  1   94  WRATHMEN (805)             ZORPUNT
-HUCKLE CAT 35-3874           18   9  1   92  BUSY, BUSYTOWN (1375)      MURSKA
 SPIDERPIG 74-4304            29  13      91  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV
-DARTH VADAR 61-3725          24  20  2   91  STAR WARS (1577)           JURINE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-KATANA 31-6349               24   7  1   89  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 NERO 29-5707                 31  37  1   84  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 EUROPEAN HAND BULL 73-3099   20  11      84  THE BULLS (1144)           ERINIKA
 URA GONER 8-5214             11   1      82  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882    26  15  2   79  SHEWISH BUFFET (1568)      AMEN-TEI
-THE DARK FROG 35-4347        17   5  2   79  BATTLE FROGS (1597)        MURSKA
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305          24  29      77  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 MONTY BURNS 82-55805         19  28      77  NUCLEAR WASTES (1588)      DWES EG
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074         28  34  1   74  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
-SEAM 71-3319                 16   3  2   73  ARENAS III (1594)          KYR'TERR
 CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184    27  27  1   66  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
 LI KUI 52-851                24  26  1   66  WAH CHING (1565)           FRATSFA
-ZINA 38-2996                 19   9      66  SOUL WARRIORS (357)        CLIFFHOME
-KEISHA 11-7584               18   7      60  WRATHMEN DM 20 (1536)      ARUAK CITY
-KALI 38-3152                 16   5  1   58  SOUL WARRIORS (357)        CLIFFHOME
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917          22  20      56  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309    15   8      56  BATTLE FROGS (1597)        MURSKA
-DAEMYN 71-2940                8   4      56  WRATHMEN XXV (1558)        KYR'TERR
 HOFFA 18-8478                29 123  1   51  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 FREE BIRD 84-29006           15  12  1   51  CLASSIC ROCK (1596)        BLACKSTONE
 VULCAN 99-3864                8   6  4   47  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE
 TICKLE ME TIGER 11-7391      18  13  2   43  FURRY FURY (1598)          ARUAK CITY
 HOFFA 18-9369                33  94      42  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573        9   6  4   42  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 FROG FRACTURE 98-3813        12   4  3   36  MURDEROUS FROGS 3 (1589)   SYVYN'S HILL
-BRANDON 21-7641              14   8  4   27  RANDOM CHAOS (1587)        SUNSET

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Captain Kirk -- An exciting fight!  I see you've improved since you and Spock first
battled wielding the Lirpa. -- Horse d'oeuvre

Hockey Duck -- A duck omelet is not out of the question. -- Raltuman Omelet

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DON KING was devastated by HORSE D'OEUVRE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
HOCKEY DUCK was vanquished by DAGAN in a exciting 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
PORKY PIG vanquished ASSUR in a popular 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
RUBBER BULLET was overpowered by RUPTURE in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge match.
PIRES overpowered NERO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
SHARK BAIT was bested by CAPTAIN KIRK in a popular 2 minute Title competition.
PHIL HELLMUTH viciously subdued SLAP YOURSELF SILLY in a action packed 2 minute duel.
CRIXUS was overpowered by RALTUMAN OMELET in a popular 1 minute gory uneven duel.
GOPHER BAROQUE savagely defeated SULU in a popular 5 minute gory melee.
JACK DANIELS savagely defeated NASTY NES in a 2 minute bloody match.
CAO ZHENG handily defeated ROTTING ROLAND in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
IRONIC TWIST demolished OSWALD ORC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
DROW was overpowered by SLICK STEPHAN in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
RABID TOAD devastated THRESHPACK in a 1 minute uneven duel.
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? was beaten by RED ALERT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
XAVIER devastated DOPPLEGANGER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HARE BINGER demolished LI KUI in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
NAKED LUNCH beat TICKLE ME TIGER in a 2 minute fight.
SPIDERPIG handily defeated FREE BIRD in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
EUROPEAN HAND BULL savagely defeated VULCAN in a exciting 2 minute gory uneven fight.
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN handily defeated HOFFA in a 2 minute bloody uneven duel.
HOFFA was savagely defeated by MANNY LEHMAN in a popular 3 minute gory match.
ARTHUR DENT won victory over CROUCHING HAMSTER in a 2 minute match.
URA GONER overpowered FURIOUS FROGPALER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MONTY BURNS overpowered INNARD SKINARD in a exciting 1 minute uneven match.
FROG FRACTURE was vanquished by HERMY in a 1 minute one-sided fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      16         BASHING ATTACK    22 -  14 -  0      61  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         SLASHING ATTACK   28 -  18 -  0      61  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-LUNGE       28 -  20 -  0      58  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         LUNGING ATTACK    43 -  31 -  0      58  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         STRIKING ATTACK   34 -  29 -  0      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         AIMED BLOW        71 -  75 -  1      49  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  20 -  0      43  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         TOTAL PARRY       10 -  25 -  0      29  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -  25 -  0      29  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  14 -  0      26  |

Turn 622 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  0     AIMED BLOW         7 -  9         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  3         3  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  3         2  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   CAPTAIN KIRK 29-5754       38  15  1  239 TREKKERS (1534)
BASHING ATTACK   HORSE D'OEUVRE 61-3635     35   7  3  217 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)
AIMED BLOW       JACK DANIELS 41-3947       31  15  0  211 I C DRUNK PEOPLE (1543)
STRIKING ATTACK  RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857    33  14  2  209 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)
PARRY-LUNGE      PHIL HELLMUTH 1-7842       34  11  1  185 POKER GREATS (1570)
TOTAL PARRY      GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359      76  66  0  183 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    HOCKEY DUCK 39-937         44  43  1  176 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)
WALL OF STEEL    NASTY NES 50-142           42  40  1  163 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)
PARRY-STRIKE     RABID TOAD 98-2767         18  21  4  152 BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510)
SLASHING ATTACK  RED ALERT 50-139           41  34  0  131 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)

The overall popularity leader is ASSUR 18-7821.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SULU 29-5705.  The ten other most popular fighters were CAPTAIN KIRK 29-5754, 
EUROPEAN HAND BULL 73-3099, MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074, RUPTURE 99-3463, PHIL HELLMUTH 
1-7842, RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857, JACK DANIELS 41-3947, ARTHUR DENT 11-7305, DAGAN 
21-7201, and GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359.

The least popular fighter this week was FROG FRACTURE 98-3813.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309, HOFFA 18-9369, FREE BIRD 84-29006, 
DOPPLEGANGER 81-1382, THRESHPACK 50-138, DROW 81-1774, ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437, NERO 
29-5707, DON KING 47-5374, and INNARD SKINARD 98-3573.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  0 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  0 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  KATI-TEI(41)         1  0 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        1  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  2 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       2  0 0  
TALCAMA(18)          0  3 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  2 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  3 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          1  0 0  
LAPUR(29)            1  2 0  TROCAR(54)           1  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       0  1 0  
ARVAT(32)            0  1 0  JURINE(61)           1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  2 0  
NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  1 0  
MURSKA(35)           0  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PHIL HELLMUTH 1-7842        34  11  1  185  POKER GREATS (1570)        MORDANT
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359       76  66  0  183  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 PIRES 7-5665                20   7  0  102  IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (1067 BONSUR
 URA GONER 8-5214            11   1  0   82  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305         24  29  0   77  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 ASSUR 18-7821               52 111  2  170  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 DAGAN 21-7201               34  25  0  197  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 CAPTAIN KIRK 29-5754        38  15  1  239  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437      32  19  0  157  THE WALKING DEAD (1538)    ARVAT
 SHARK BAIT 33-7652          52  39  0  202  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309   15   8  0   56  BATTLE FROGS (1597)        MURSKA
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563   33  26  0  113  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937          44  43  1  176  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 JACK DANIELS 41-3947        31  15  0  211  I C DRUNK PEOPLE (1543)    KATI-TEI
 DON KING 47-5374            46  42  3  197  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 NASTY NES 50-142            42  40  1  163  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074        28  34  1   74  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 LI KUI 52-851               24  26  1   66  WAH CHING (1565)           FRATSFA
 CAO ZHENG 54-85             45  44  6  207  ASIAN INVASION (1542)      TROCAR
 HORSE D'OEUVRE 61-3635      35   7  3  217  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882   26  15  2   79  SHEWISH BUFFET (1568)      AMEN-TEI
 IRONIC TWIST 65-7198        32   2  1  209  THE MOTHERSHIP CE (1579)   DAL SHANG
 PORKY PIG 72-5953           34  25  2  190  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EUROPEAN HAND BULL 73-3099  20  11  0   84  THE BULLS (1144)           ERINIKA
 SPIDERPIG 74-4304           29  13  0   91  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV
 XAVIER 75-2071              21   7  2  125  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857     33  14  2  209  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 DROW 81-1774                27  27  1  115  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE
 MONTY BURNS 82--9731        19  28  0   77  NUCLEAR WASTES (1588)      DWES EG
 FREE BIRD 84-29006          15  12  1   51  CLASSIC ROCK (1596)        BLACKSTONE
 RABID TOAD 98-2767          18  21  4  152  BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510)       SYVYN'S HILL
 RUPTURE 99-3463             23  16  4  186  BLOOD GANG (1532)          SOUTH RIDGE