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Date   : 11/06/2013    Duedate: 11/19/2013

HOME GUARD ARENA

DM 101    TURN 623

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SEA DOGS 33/1501     831  552   7 60.1      MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/1067
    SHEWISH BUFFET 63/1568                    7 RUNEBLADES 75/1585   148  148   0 50.0
    SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537                    8 BLOOD GANG 99/1532    15   15   0 50.0
  2 D.R.I. 21/1471        28   19   1 59.6    9 T-3 98/1591          100  103   0 49.3
  3 TEAM FLOYD 38/690    355  243   2 59.4      YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500
    DODEKATHEON 99/1590                      10-CLASSIC ROC 84/1596    4    5   0 44.4
    POKER GREATS 1/1570                      11 TREKKERS 29/1534     122  159   4 43.4
    HOMER'S PETS 74/1569                        BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545
    COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541                       MONSTER MANUAL 81/1582
    I C DRUNK PEOPLE 41/1543                    THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564
    THE MOTHERSHIP CE 65/1579                   THE WALKING DEAD 32/1538
  4 SORE LOSERS 21/1580   91   68   0 57.2   12-AVENGERS 31/1321      96  125   0 43.4
    CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/589                     PUNCH-OUT! 56/1359
  5 WRATHMEN 20/799      109   82   2 57.1      BUSY, BUSYTOWN 35/1375
    WRATHMEN 24/805                             LORDS OF CHAOS 11/1348
    WRATHMEN 36/923                          13 WAH CHING 52/1565     66   87   0 43.1
    WRATHMEN 63/1563                            PUBLIC ENEMY 50/1530
    ARENAS III 71/1594                          ASIAN INVASION 54/1542
    WRATHMEN XIV 71/1581                     14 ARROGANCE 18/755     536  840  11 39.0
    WRATHMEN XXV 71/1558                     15 FURRY FURY 11/1598    32   51   0 38.6
    WRATHMEN DM 20 11/1536                      FURRY FURY 81/1593
  6 THE BULLS 73/1144   1269 1056  18 54.6      BATTLE FROGS 35/1597
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                          BLOOD FROGS 2 98/1510
    USELESS TOOLS 54/735                        NUCLEAR WASTES 82/1588
    DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221                     MURDEROUS FROGS 3 98/1589

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Today... today they've got me doing the tourney spy report, so I'm short on time
as well as sleep.  Here's Novgorodny Vir on this turn's fights, plus such comments as
occur to me.

     "The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon HOME GUARD,
for I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  (Does he have an ego problem or what?)
Practice pays for ROTTING ROLAND, who pummelled BRYNMAR, to pocket 30 points.  A
certain someone should cut down on the drinking and practice more, after losing 23
points to ROTTING ROLAND.  (Discrete enough, BRYNMAR?) (Is this Vir's definition of
"discrete"?)  Those who hoped for a new Captain of the Guard were disappointed by
JACK DANIELS, of I C DRUNK PEOPLE, who despite a 31-16-0 couldn't overcome HOME
GUARD's Number 1.  Word has it one team in HOME GUARD is using psychics to predict
wins.  They lead a charmed life!  (The point of predicting wins, except for placing
bets, eludes me.  Sure, wins are good, and for some managers the win is all, but
there aren't any of THOSE guys here, are there?  It's the sport, and the subtle
jockeying (not that I ever knew a subtle jockey) for position in regard to the
tourneys, plus the search for skills, that makes the fights exciting... for the
managers.)
     "My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of
Spyreporter.  But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!  (Unless they're trying
to avoid losses?)  Like the noble eagle soaring amongst the mountaintops, so stand 
the warriors of BLOOD GANG, alone and unchallenged.  The warriors of BLOOD GANG found
their efforts at combat frustrated as ROYAL FLUSH apparently had more important
things to do than fight.  (There's this poker game back in the locker rooms... you
think I don't know about that?)
     "Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after
life!  Ask not a spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have
fallen into an unconscious stupor.  (Kinda like asking for personals, right?)
     "All good things must come to an end.  (I don't see why.)  As the seasons
change, and the creatures of the wild change also, so do I feel a yearning to leave
this place.  HOME GUARD, I leave you now.  The Captain of the Guard has agreed to
foot my bill at The Bash & Glug.  'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir"
     And there you have "this week's fights according to Novgorodny Vir.  Bah.

     We had thirty fights, seven challenges (one of them TV), and two standbys.

In brief:
     LI KUI (52-851) (24-26-1,66) of WAH CHING fought THE DARK FROG (35-4347) (17-5-
2,79) of BATTLE FROGS.  LI KUI demolished THE DARK FROG in an exciting 1 minute one-
sided fight.  Dark Frogs make me nervous.  What if they're actually toads?
     URA GONER (8-5214) (11-1-0,82) of YOU PAY I SLAY fought MANNY LEHMAN (51-5074)
(28-34-1,74) of COLLEGE RADIO.  URA GONER was narrowly defeated by MANNY LEHMAN in a
2 minute match.  Now she's a goner.
     SEAM (71-3319) (16-3-2,73) of ARENAS III fought FURIOUS FROGPALER (35-4309) (15-
8-0,56) of BATTLE FROGS.  SEAM overpowered FURIOUS FROGPALER in a 1 minute uneven
duel.  That's why he's furious.
     KEISHA (11-7584) (18-7-0,60) of WRATHMEN DM 20 fought KUNG PAO KOLACTAN (63-
2882) (26-15-2,79) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  KEISHA was vanquished by KUNG PAO KOLACTAN in
a 2 minute one-sided bout.  She was hungry!
     NAKED LUNCH (78-2917) (22-20-0,56) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought HOFFA (18-9369) (33-
94-0,42) of ARROGANCE.  NAKED LUNCH beat HOFFA in a 2 minute competition.  Not to put
too fine a point on it, Lunch, but just about anyone can beat Hoffa.

     MONTY BURNS (82-55805) (19-28-0,77) of NUCLEAR WASTES fought ARTHUR DENT (11-
7305) (24-29-0,77) of THE HITCHHIKERS.  MONTY BURNS was handily defeated by ARTHUR
DENT in a 1 minute uneven bout.  Don't let the dents in his armor fool you, Monty,
Arthur is no pushover.
     INNARD SKINARD (98-3573) (9-6-4,42) of T-3 fought CROUCHING HAMSTER (21-6184)
(27-27-1,66) of D.R.I..  INNARD SKINARD subdued CROUCHING HAMSTER in an exciting 3
minute gruesome melee.  Tripped over the little critter, in fact.
     FROG FRACTURE (98-3813) (12-4-3,36) of MURDEROUS FROGS 3 fought DAEMYN (71-2940)
(8-4-0,56) of WRATHMEN XXV.  FROG FRACTURE was vanquished by DAEMYN in a 1 minute
one-sided fight.  Sometimes, murderous isn't enough.
     VULCAN (99-3864) (8-6-4,47) of DODEKATHEON fought MEAN SPIRIT (101-5) (0-0-0,70)
of the Louts Local 101.  VULCAN was viciously subdued by MEAN SPIRIT in a 2 minute
gory match.  Ah, the joys of a mis-match with a standby.  I've never understood the
reasoning behind that.
     THRESHPACK (50-138) (33-41-0,125) of PUBLIC ENEMY fought KHEDRYN (24-3955) (21-
4-1,94) of WRATHMEN.  THRESHPACK was devastated by KHEDRYN in a popular 1 minute gory
one-sided bout.  "Mighty in his wrath," Khedryn.

     SINCEMILLA (71-3308) (21-8-0,109) of WRATHMEN XIV fought SPIDERPIG (74-4304)
(29-13-0,91) of HOMER'S PETS.  SINCEMILLA handily defeated SPIDERPIG in a 1 minute
uneven duel.  An eight-legged pig is great if you want ham hocks.
     XAVIER (75-2071) (21-7-2,125) of RUNEBLADES fought RED ALERT (50-139) (41-34-
0,131) of PUBLIC ENEMY.  XAVIER overpowered RED ALERT in a popular 1 minute one-sided
duel.  Only a yellow alert was called for.
     DROW (81-1774) (27-27-1,115) of MONSTER MANUAL fought HARE BINGER (81-1790) (24-
17-2,100) of FURRY FURY.  DROW was devastated by HARE BINGER in a 1 minute one-sided
contest.  A mad hare, clearly.  Probably a March hare, though why a hare would want
to go marching is beyond my understanding.
     SLAP YOURSELF SILLY (21-4697) (44-44-0,167) of SORE LOSERS fought WHAT'S A
VOLKSIE? (38-4563) (33-26-0,113) of TEAM FLOYD.  SLAP YOURSELF SILLY beat WHAT'S A
VOLKSIE? in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.  They took turns slapping each other.

     RABID TOAD (98-2767) (18-21-4,152) of BLOOD FROGS 2 fought ASSUR (18-7821) (52-
111-2,170) of ARROGANCE.  RABID TOAD was overpowered by ASSUR in an exciting 1 minute
one-sided match.  Frankly, this was a surprise.
     NASTY NES (50-142) (42-40-1,163) of PUBLIC ENEMY fought KHYLAR (36-4613) (34-17-
0,135) of WRATHMEN.  NASTY NES was viciously subdued by KHYLAR in a crowd pleasing 3
minute gory brawl.  Every hand is against the public enemies.
     BRYNMAR (20-2986) (34-40-1,190) of WRATHMEN fought ROTTING ROLAND (32-5437) (32-
19-0,157) of THE WALKING DEAD.  BRYNMAR was overpowered by ROTTING ROLAND in an
action packed 2 minute uneven struggle.  The smell alone would do it.
     CRIXUS (21-7100) (36-33-0,184) of BLOOD AND SAND fought CAO ZHENG (54-85) (45-
44-6,207) of ASIAN INVASION.  CRIXUS was overpowered by CAO ZHENG in a popular 1
minute mismatched conflict.  Ah, experience!

     RUPTURE (99-3463) (23-16-4,186) of BLOOD GANG fought GOPHER BAROQUE (2-3359)
(76-66-0,183) of CREAM OF THE SLOP.  RUPTURE was subdued by GOPHER BAROQUE in a 1
minute brawl.  Subdued, or sutured?
     SHARK BAIT (33-7652) (52-39-0,202) of SEA DOGS fought SULU (29-5705) (35-33-
0,160) of TREKKERS.  SHARK BAIT viciously subdued SULU in a crowd pleasing 4 minute
brutal conflict.  Okay, take a note:  Sulu is not a shark.
     PHIL HELLMUTH (1-7842) (34-11-1,185) of POKER GREATS fought RALTUMAN OMELET (78-
2857) (33-14-2,209) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  PHIL HELLMUTH was handily defeated by
RALTUMAN OMELET in a 1 minute one-sided bout.  Some eggs are tough.  That's the kind
used in the Omelet.
     HORSE D'OEUVRE (61-3635) (35-7-3,217) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought ARENAMASTER AZEEM
(101-28) (0-0-0,200) of the Louts Local 101.  HORSE D'OEUVRE vanquished ARENAMASTER
AZEEM in an exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.  Not a good day for Azeem.  Getting
transferred out of a Basic arena to the Isle is not, actually, a step up for an
arenamaster.

The challenges:
     EUROPEAN HAND BULL (73-3099) (20-11-0,84) of THE BULLS challenged NERO (29-5707)
(31-37-1,84) of TREKKERS.  Straight across.  EUROPEAN HAND BULL overpowered NERO in a
2 minute gruesome uneven Challenge melee.  This bull is not for burning.
     TICKLE ME TIGER (11-7391) (18-13-2,43) of FURRY FURY challenged HOFFA (18-8478)
(29-123-1,51) of ARROGANCE.  Up 8.  TICKLE ME TIGER viciously subdued HOFFA in a
crowd pleasing 6 minute Challenge match.  Yep.
     RUBBER BULLET (54-2503) (39-24-1,153) of USELESS TOOLS challenged B'ZIADUL (71-
3311) (31-19-1,157) of WRATHMEN XIV.  Up 4.  RUBBER BULLET devastated B'ZIADUL in a 1
minute one-sided Challenge duel.  Not so useless after all.
     HOCKEY DUCK (39-937) (44-43-1,176) of DUCKS UNLIMITED challenged OHMYGOD (63-
2147) (30-10-1,180) of WRATHMEN.  Up 4.  HOCKEY DUCK was savagely defeated by OHMYGOD
in an exciting 3 minute Challenge fight.  Not the best season to be a Duck, I
suppose.  Hunting is upon us.  Or maybe it's already been and gone.  I lose track
sometimes.
     PORKY PIG (72-5953) (34-25-2,190) of MEAT YOUR MAKER challenged DAGAN (21-7201)
(34-25-0,197) of BLOOD AND SAND.  Up 7.  PORKY PIG defeated DAGAN in a crowd pleasing
2 minute bloody Challenge duel.  Porky huffed and puffed and blew him away.
     DON KING (47-5374) (46-42-3,197) of ROYAL FLUSH challenged IRONIC TWIST (65-
7198) (32-2-1,209) of THE MOTHERSHIP CE.  Up 12.  DON KING demolished IRONIC TWIST in
a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.  And the King is... the King.

The TV challenge, and a salute to Pires for having and using it:  PIRES (7-5665) (20-
7-0,102) of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS TV challenged DOPPLEGANGER (81-1382) (27-31-0,109)
of MONSTER MANUAL.  Up 7.  PIRES devastated DOPPLEGANGER in an action packed 2 minute
mismatched Challenge fight.  We expected no less.

For the title:
     CAPTAIN KIRK (29-5754) (38-15-1,239) of TREKKERS fought JACK DANIELS (41-3947)
(31-15-0,211) of I C DRUNK PEOPLE.  CAPTAIN KIRK vanquished JACK DANIELS in a 2
minute gruesome one-sided Title duel.  And Kirk is still the Captain of the Guard.
Congratulations.

                                        Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CAPTAIN KIRK 29-5754         39  15  1  258  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857      34  14  2  230  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 HORSE D'OEUVRE 61-3635       36   7  3  228  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 DON KING 47-5374             47  42  3  224  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 CAO ZHENG 54-85              46  44  6  216  ASIAN INVASION (1542)      TROCAR

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PORKY PIG 72-5953            35  25  2  207  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
 SHARK BAIT 33-7652           53  39     204  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 JACK DANIELS 41-3947         31  16     196  I C DRUNK PEOPLE (1543)    KATI-TEI
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359        77  66     194  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 DAGAN 21-7201                34  26     191  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 IRONIC TWIST 65-7198         32   3  1  189  THE MOTHERSHIP CE (1579)   DAL SHANG
 OHMYGOD 63-2147              31  10  1  188  WRATHMEN (1563)            AMEN-TEI
 ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437       33  19     187  THE WALKING DEAD (1538)    ARVAT
 PHIL HELLMUTH 1-7842         34  12  1  184  POKER GREATS (1570)        MORDANT
-TEDDY RUXPIN 11-6399         40  27  1  183  LORDS OF CHAOS (1348)      ARUAK CITY
 RUPTURE 99-3463              23  17  4  182  BLOOD GANG (1532)          SOUTH RIDGE

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CRIXUS 21-7100               36  34     179  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937           44  44  1  178  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 ASSUR 18-7821                53 111  2  176  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 SULU 29-5705                 35  34     172  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 RUBBER BULLET 54-2503        40  24  1  171  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697  45  44     169  SORE LOSERS (1580)         SUNSET
 BRYNMAR 20-2986              34  41  1  167  WRATHMEN (799)             SEAM
 KHYLAR 36-4613               35  17     158  WRATHMEN (923)             JHANS

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 NASTY NES 50-142             42  41  1  150  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 B'ZIADUL 71-3311             31  20  1  149  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR
 RABID TOAD 98-2767           18  22  4  147  BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510)       SYVYN'S HILL
 XAVIER 75-2071               22   7  2  143  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 RED ALERT 50-139             41  35     122  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563    33  27     122  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 SINCEMILLA 71-3308           22   8     122  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR
 KHEDRYN 24-3955              22   4  1  121  WRATHMEN (805)             ZORPUNT
 PIRES 7-5665                 21   7     119  IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (1067)BONSUR
 HARE BINGER 81-1790          25  17  2  118  FURRY FURY (1593)          SHADOWSPIRE
-LONE WOLF 31-162             39  52  1  117  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
-QUASIL 15-4254               35  11     116  TERMINUS (1600)            MALCORN
-GLASS JOE 56-3847            21  13     116  PUNCH-OUT! (1359)          ROCANIS
 THRESHPACK 50-138            33  42     104  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DOPPLEGANGER 81-1382         27  32     100  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE
 DROW 81-1774                 27  28  1   99  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE
 EUROPEAN HAND BULL 73-3099   21  11      95  THE BULLS (1144)           ERINIKA
-HUCKLE CAT 35-3874           18   9  1   92  BUSY, BUSYTOWN (1375)      MURSKA
 KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882    27  15  2   91  SHEWISH BUFFET (1568)      AMEN-TEI

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SPIDERPIG 74-4304            29  14      90  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV
 LI KUI 52-851                25  26  1   90  WAH CHING (1565)           FRATSFA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074         29  34  1   89  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
-KATANA 31-6349               24   7  1   89  AVENGERS (1321)            CHIMLEVTAL
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305          25  29      87  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 SEAM 71-3319                 17   3  2   84  ARENAS III (1594)          KYR'TERR
 NERO 29-5707                 31  38  1   77  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 URA GONER 8-5214             11   2      74  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 MONTY BURNS 82-55805         19  29      67  NUCLEAR WASTES (1588)      DWES EG
 DAEMYN 71-2940                9   4      65  WRATHMEN XXV (1558)        KYR'TERR
 THE DARK FROG 35-4347        17   6  2   62  BATTLE FROGS (1597)        MURSKA
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       10   6  4   60  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917          23  20      58  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 KEISHA 11-7584               18   8      58  WRATHMEN DM 20 (1536)      ARUAK CITY
 TICKLE ME TIGER 11-7391      19  13  2   55  FURRY FURY (1598)          ARUAK CITY
 FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309    15   9      54  BATTLE FROGS (1597)        MURSKA
 CROUCHING HAMSTER 21-6184    27  28  1   53  D.R.I. (1471)              SUNSET
-FREE BIRD 84-29006           15  12  1   51  CLASSIC ROCK (1596)        BLACKSTONE
 VULCAN 99-3864                8   7  4   48  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE
 HOFFA 18-8478                29 124  1   44  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 HOFFA 18-9369                33  95      42  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 FROG FRACTURE 98-3813        12   5  3   32  MURDEROUS FROGS 3 (1589)   SYVYN'S HILL

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PIRES devastated DOPPLEGANGER in a action packed 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
DON KING demolished IRONIC TWIST in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
PORKY PIG defeated DAGAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody Challenge duel.
HOCKEY DUCK was savagely defeated by OHMYGOD in a exciting 3 minute Challenge fight.
RUBBER BULLET devastated B'ZIADUL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
TICKLE ME TIGER viciously subdued HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 6 minute Challenge match.
EUROPEAN HAND BULL overpowered NERO in a 2 minute gruesome uneven Challenge melee.
CAPTAIN KIRK vanquished JACK DANIELS in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided Title duel.
HORSE D'OEUVRE vanquished ARENAMASTER AZEEM in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
PHIL HELLMUTH was handily defeated by RALTUMAN OMELET in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SHARK BAIT viciously subdued SULU in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brutal conflict.
RUPTURE was subdued by GOPHER BAROQUE in a 1 minute brawl.
CRIXUS was overpowered by CAO ZHENG in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BRYNMAR was overpowered by ROTTING ROLAND in a action packed 2 minute uneven struggle.
NASTY NES was viciously subdued by KHYLAR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory brawl.
RABID TOAD was overpowered by ASSUR in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
SLAP YOURSELF SILLY beat WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
DROW was devastated by HARE BINGER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
XAVIER overpowered RED ALERT in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
SINCEMILLA handily defeated SPIDERPIG in a 1 minute uneven duel.
THRESHPACK was devastated by KHEDRYN in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
VULCAN was viciously subdued by MEAN SPIRIT in a 2 minute gory match.
FROG FRACTURE was vanquished by DAEMYN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
INNARD SKINARD subdued CROUCHING HAMSTER in a exciting 3 minute gruesome melee.
MONTY BURNS was handily defeated by ARTHUR DENT in a 1 minute uneven bout.
NAKED LUNCH beat HOFFA in a 2 minute competition.
KEISHA was vanquished by KUNG PAO KOLACTAN in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
SEAM overpowered FURIOUS FROGPALER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
URA GONER was narrowly defeated by MANNY LEHMAN in a 2 minute match.
LI KUI demolished THE DARK FROG in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      17         SLASHING ATTACK   31 -  17 -  0      65  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         BASHING ATTACK    21 -  12 -  0      64  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         LUNGING ATTACK    43 -  32 -  0      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         STRIKING ATTACK   36 -  28 -  0      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-LUNGE       25 -  23 -  0      52  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  17 -  0      51  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         AIMED BLOW        72 -  78 -  1      48  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-STRIKE      10 -  26 -  0      28  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         TOTAL PARRY        9 -  25 -  0      26  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -  16 -  0      24  |

Turn 623 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     3 -  0     AIMED BLOW         6 - 11         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         3  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  5         2  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    4 -  2                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   CAPTAIN KIRK 29-5754       39  15  1  258 TREKKERS (1534)
STRIKING ATTACK  RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857    34  14  2  230 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)
BASHING ATTACK   HORSE D'OEUVRE 61-3635     36   7  3  228 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)
AIMED BLOW       SHARK BAIT 33-7652         53  39  0  204 SEA DOGS (1501)
TOTAL PARRY      GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359      77  66  0  194 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)
PARRY-LUNGE      PHIL HELLMUTH 1-7842       34  12  1  184 POKER GREATS (1570)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    HOCKEY DUCK 39-937         44  44  1  178 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)
WALL OF STEEL    RUBBER BULLET 54-2503      40  24  1  171 USELESS TOOLS (735)
PARRY-STRIKE     RABID TOAD 98-2767         18  22  4  147 BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510)
SLASHING ATTACK  XAVIER 75-2071             22   7  2  143 RUNEBLADES (1585)

The overall popularity leader is ASSUR 18-7821.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was TICKLE ME TIGER 11-7391.  The ten other most popular fighters were PORKY PIG 
72-5953, SHARK BAIT 33-7652, KHYLAR 36-4613, OHMYGOD 63-2147, SULU 29-5705, CROUCHING 
HAMSTER 21-6184, PIRES 7-5665, RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857, ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437, and 
HOCKEY DUCK 39-937.

The least popular fighter this week was FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309.  The other ten 
least popular fighters were HOFFA 18-9369, MONTY BURNS 82--9731, FROG FRACTURE 
98-3813, THRESHPACK 50-138, SPIDERPIG 74-4304, RED ALERT 50-139, DROW 81-1774, 
B'ZIADUL 71-3311, THE DARK FROG 35-4347, and KEISHA 11-7584.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           0  2 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  0 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         3  1 0  
BONSUR(7)            1  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  DRAGONHEAD(72)       1  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       0  1 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2  1 0  KATI-TEI(41)         0  1 0  DAYLA KIV(74)        0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  2 0  NORTH FORK(47)       1  0 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  0 0  
SEAM(20)             0  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  3 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       2  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           1  3 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  2 0  
ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          0  1 0  
LAPUR(29)            1  2 0  TROCAR(54)           2  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     1  2 0  
ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  JURINE(61)           1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  2 0  
NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  0 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         2  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 PHIL HELLMUTH 1-7842        34  12  1  184  POKER GREATS (1570)        MORDANT
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359       77  66  0  194  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 PIRES 7-5665                21   7  0  119  IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (1067 BONSUR
 URA GONER 8-5214            11   2  0   74  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305         25  29  0   87  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 ASSUR 18-7821               53 111  2  176  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 BRYNMAR 20-2986             34  41  1  167  WRATHMEN (799)             SEAM
 DAGAN 21-7201               34  26  0  191  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 KHEDRYN 24-3955             22   4  1  121  WRATHMEN (805)             ZORPUNT
 CAPTAIN KIRK 29-5754        39  15  1  258  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437      33  19  0  187  THE WALKING DEAD (1538)    ARVAT
 SHARK BAIT 33-7652          53  39  0  204  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 THE DARK FROG 35-4347       17   6  2   62  BATTLE FROGS (1597)        MURSKA
 KHYLAR 36-4613              35  17  0  158  WRATHMEN (923)             JHANS
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563   33  27  0  122  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937          44  44  1  178  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 JACK DANIELS 41-3947        31  16  0  196  I C DRUNK PEOPLE (1543)    KATI-TEI
 DON KING 47-5374            47  42  3  224  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 NASTY NES 50-142            42  41  1  150  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074        29  34  1   89  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 LI KUI 52-851               25  26  1   90  WAH CHING (1565)           FRATSFA
 CAO ZHENG 54-85             46  44  6  216  ASIAN INVASION (1542)      TROCAR
 HORSE D'OEUVRE 61-3635      36   7  3  228  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 OHMYGOD 63-2147             31  10  1  188  WRATHMEN (1563)            AMEN-TEI
 IRONIC TWIST 65-7198        32   3  1  189  THE MOTHERSHIP CE (1579)   DAL SHANG
 B'ZIADUL 71-3311            31  20  1  149  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR
 PORKY PIG 72-5953           35  25  2  207  MEAT YOUR MAKER (1439)     DRAGONHEAD
 EUROPEAN HAND BULL 73-3099  21  11  0   95  THE BULLS (1144)           ERINIKA
 SPIDERPIG 74-4304           29  14  0   90  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV
 XAVIER 75-2071              22   7  2  143  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 RALTUMAN OMELET 78-2857     34  14  2  230  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 HARE BINGER 81-1790         25  17  2  118  FURRY FURY (1593)          SHADOWSPIRE
 MONTY BURNS 82--9731        19  29  0   67  NUCLEAR WASTES (1588)      DWES EG
 RABID TOAD 98-2767          18  22  4  147  BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510)       SYVYN'S HILL
 RUPTURE 99-3463             23  17  4  182  BLOOD GANG (1532)          SOUTH RIDGE