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Date : 12/04/2013 Duedate: 12/17/2013
HOME GUARD ARENA
DM 101 TURN 625
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 SEA DOGS 18/426 838 559 7 60.0 USELESS TOOLS 54/735
SEA DOGS 33/1501 DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221
DUNGEON CELL 42/1470 MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439
SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562 IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/1067
SHEWISH BUFFET 63/1568 6 BLOOD GANG 99/1532 17 15 0 53.1
SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537 7 CLASSIC ROC 84/1596 5 5 0 50.0
DUNGEON CELL 35 84/1615 ANCIENT CURSES 84/1617
2 TEAM FLOYD 38/690 359 249 2 59.0 8 RED FURY 9/786 149 151 0 49.7
DODEKATHEON 99/1590 RUNEBLADES 75/1585
POKER GREATS 1/1570 SOUL WARRIORS 38/357
HOMER'S PETS 74/1569 9 T-3 98/1591 104 107 0 49.3
COLLEGE RADIO 32/1603 MMM BEER! 13/1606
COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541 ZOMBIE SQUAD 14/1616
HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613 SERPENTS HOLD 26/1608
TALON'S TERRORS 16/1610 SERPENTS HOLD 36/1609
I C DRUNK PEOPLE 41/1543 SERPENTS' HOLD 3/1604
THE SAVAGE KINKS 22/1602 YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500
THE MOTHERSHIP CC 19/1611 SERPENTS HOLD 3 9/1605
THE MOTHERSHIP CE 65/1579 SERPENTS HOLD 114 16/1607
UNC COLLEGE RADIO 43/1614 10 TREKKERS 29/1534 127 165 4 43.5
ANDROID DUNGEON 010 25/1612 BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545
3 WRATHMEN 20/799 119 86 2 58.0 MONSTER MANUAL 81/1582
WRATHMEN 24/805 THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564
WRATHMEN 36/923 THE WALKING DEAD 32/1538
WRATHMEN 63/1563 11 WAH CHING 52/1565 70 92 1 43.2
ARENAS III 71/1594 PUBLIC ENEMY 50/1530
WRATHMEN XIV 71/1581 ASIAN INVASION 54/1542
WRATHMEN XXV 71/1558 12 FURRY FURY 11/1598 39 60 0 39.4
WRATHMEN DM 20 11/1536 FURRY FURY 81/1593
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 16/1601 BATTLE FROGS 35/1597
4 SORE LOSERS 21/1580 92 71 0 56.4 BLOOD FROGS 2 98/1510
CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/589 NUCLEAR WASTES 82/1588
5 THE BULLS 73/1144 1273 1057 18 54.6 MURDEROUS FROGS 3 98/1589
ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 13 ARROGANCE 18/755 538 844 11 38.9
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Listen, I know I'm slow getting this off, but my brain froze. Not like a
computer--well, maybe like a computer, who knows about them?--but from the cold. I
was TOLD that adding alcohol could keep stuff from freezing, and I added lots of
alcohol. Didn't help. Scratch that idea.
While I was coping with the freezing problem, Debby Tonte did some notes. Here the
are:
"Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills? Well
fergit it, cause this is the spy report for HOME GUARD. MVP award for SLAP YOURSELF
SILLY? SORE LOSERS' proud of him after beating YELLOWBEARD and getting 30 points.
Talk about yer big time losers! TICKLE ME TIGER got smashed by ZANDER, and lost 22
points! Was that a tear I saw in RUPTURE's eye, as it took over Duelmastership?
(probably not) And wasn't OHMYGOD fit to be tied! Who was the wiseguy that said
HOME GUARD's Captain of the Guard was paying for drinks at The Bash & Glug? Don't
look at me!
"So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway? It can't be for these
really neat spy reports can it? WRATHMEN was the most avoided team. Is a 10-15-1
record really that scary? Hhmph! What kind of warriors are USELESS TOOLS?
WRATHMEN, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an
invitation!
"What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed. Not after four more fights. Hey you guys, don't you think your
families would like to hear from you? Write! (Or have someone write for you.)
"Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop. Its
been really albendranius! Later, guys. -- Debby Tonte"
And that's just about all of it. Well, except the details. Twenty-eight
fights, no challenges (because of not knowing who is Splitting out, probably), one
standby. -- Olaf
SHELLBACK (33-7769) (14-6-0,49) of SEA DOGS fought HOFFA (18-9369) (33-96-0,37)
of ARROGANCE. SHELLBACK viciously subdued HOFFA in a popular 2 minute gory bout.
TICKLE ME TIGER (11-7391) (20-13-2,63) of FURRY FURY fought ZANDER (14-4759)
(10-6-1,37) of ZOMBIE SQUAD. TICKLE ME TIGER was handily defeated by ZANDER in a 1
minute mismatched bout.
LI KUI (52-851) (25-27-1,83) of WAH CHING fought HAMILCAR (21-7575) (16-12-2,51)
of BLOOD AND SAND. LI KUI beat HAMILCAR in an action packed 2 minute gory duel.
DAEMYN (71-2940) (10-4-0,76) of WRATHMEN XXV fought NERO (29-5707) (32-38-1,82)
of TREKKERS. DAEMYN defeated NERO in an exciting 1 minute gruesome bout.
NAKED LUNCH (78-2917) (24-20-0,66) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought URA GONER (8-5214)
(12-2-0,78) of YOU PAY I SLAY. NAKED LUNCH was overpowered by URA GONER in a 1
minute uneven fight.
MONTY BURNS (82-55805) (20-29-0,78) of NUCLEAR WASTES fought WELL DON (16-6079)
(20-2-0,74) of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS. MONTY BURNS was overpowered by WELL DON in a 1
minute uneven fight.
FREE BIRD (84-29006) (15-12-1,51) of CLASSIC ROCK fought FURIOUS FROGPALER (35-
4309) (15-10-0,52) of BATTLE FROGS. FREE BIRD handily defeated FURIOUS FROGPALER in
an exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
INNARD SKINARD (98-3573) (10-7-4,52) of T-3 fought SEAM (71-3319) (18-3-2,88) of
ARENAS III. INNARD SKINARD was savagely defeated by SEAM in a 2 minute gruesome
fray.
FROG FRACTURE (98-3813) (12-6-3,36) of MURDEROUS FROGS 3 fought HOFFA (18-8478)
(29-125-1,50) of ARROGANCE. FROG FRACTURE devastated HOFFA in an action packed 2
minute brutal one-sided bout.
KEISHA (11-7584) (18-9-0,58) of WRATHMEN DM 20 fought HULL SCRUBBER (33-7823)
(18-1-0,55) of SEA DOGS. KEISHA was savagely defeated by HULL SCRUBBER in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute fight.
VULCAN (99-3864) (8-8-4,42) of DODEKATHEON fought URCHIN (42-4522) (12-1-0,37)
of DUNGEON CELL. VULCAN was overpowered by URCHIN in an exciting 2 minute brutal
one-sided bout.
CERES (99-3866) (7-9-4,61) of DODEKATHEON fought CAT N TONIC (81-1870) (16-15-
2,56) of FURRY FURY. CERES was devastated by CAT N TONIC in a 1 minute mismatched
brawl.
MANNY LEHMAN (51-5074) (30-34-1,91) of COLLEGE RADIO fought THE DARK FROG (35-
4347) (18-6-2,75) of BATTLE FROGS. MANNY LEHMAN devastated THE DARK FROG in an
exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
ARTHUR DENT (11-7305) (26-29-0,92) of THE HITCHHIKERS fought TOXIC SLUDGE (13-
5511) (22-20-2,81) of MMM BEER!. ARTHUR DENT slimly won victory over TOXIC SLUDGE in
a 2 minute bout.
EUROPEAN HAND BULL (73-3099) (21-11-0,95) of THE BULLS fought HARBOR MASTER (18-
10008) (17-6-1,78) of SEA DOGS. EUROPEAN HAND BULL overpowered HARBOR MASTER in a 1
minute mismatched conflict.
BURIED TREASURE (33-7722) (22-8-0,135) of SEA DOGS fought RABID TOAD (98-2767)
(18-23-4,141) of BLOOD FROGS 2. BURIED TREASURE was demolished by RABID TOAD in a 1
minute mismatched match.
FISHWIFE (33-7822) (21-18-4,121) of SEA DOGS fought HARE BINGER (81-1790) (25-
18-2,113) of FURRY FURY. FISHWIFE was devastated by HARE BINGER in a 1 minute
mismatched conflict.
VIPER (36-7544) (30-15-0,142) of SERPENTS HOLD fought XAVIER (75-2071) (23-7-
2,145) of RUNEBLADES. VIPER overpowered XAVIER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
THRESHPACK (50-138) (33-43-0,108) of PUBLIC ENEMY fought SINCEMILLA (71-3308)
(23-8-0,136) of WRATHMEN XIV. THRESHPACK was overpowered by SINCEMILLA in a 1 minute
one-sided melee.
YELLOWBEARD (18-2149) (33-17-0,166) of SEA DOGS fought SLAP YOURSELF SILLY (21-
4697) (45-45-0,138) of SORE LOSERS. YELLOWBEARD lost to SLAP YOURSELF SILLY in a
popular 4 minute fight.
RUBBER BULLET (54-2503) (40-24-1,171) of USELESS TOOLS fought KUNG PAO KOLACTAN
(63-2882) (28-15-2,102) of SHEWISH BUFFET. RUBBER BULLET vanquished KUNG PAO
KOLACTAN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ASSUR (18-7821) (54-111-2,178) of ARROGANCE fought NASTY NES (50-142) (43-41-
1,156) of PUBLIC ENEMY. ASSUR handily defeated NASTY NES in an action packed 1
minute uneven melee.
VIPER (3-7087) (39-40-0,151) of SERPENTS' HOLD fought WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? (38-
4563) (33-28-0,132) of TEAM FLOYD. VIPER was overpowered by WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? in a
popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
HOCKEY DUCK (39-937) (44-44-1,178) of DUCKS UNLIMITED fought RED ALERT (50-139)
(42-35-1,152) of PUBLIC ENEMY. HOCKEY DUCK slimly won victory over RED ALERT in a
popular 2 minute bloody duel.
DAGAN (21-7201) (34-27-0,184) of BLOOD AND SAND fought B'ZIADUL (71-3311) (32-
20-1,158) of WRATHMEN XIV. DAGAN overpowered B'ZIADUL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
one-sided fight.
GOPHER BAROQUE (2-3359) (77-67-0,189) of CREAM OF THE SLOP fought ROTTING ROLAND
(32-5437) (33-20-0,183) of THE WALKING DEAD. GOPHER BAROQUE was vanquished by
ROTTING ROLAND in a 2 minute mismatched brawl.
DON KING (47-5374) (47-42-3,224) of ROYAL FLUSH fought HUNGRY HAROLD (101-29)
(0-0-0,200) of the Louts Local 101. DON KING was demolished by HUNGRY HAROLD in a
popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
For the title:
RUPTURE (99-3463) (24-17-4,212) of BLOOD GANG fought OHMYGOD (63-2147) (32-10-
1,206) of WRATHMEN. RUPTURE devastated OHMYGOD in an action packed 1 minute
mismatched Title fight. Congratulations to Rupture.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RUPTURE 99-3463 25 17 4 234 BLOOD GANG (1532) SOUTH RIDGE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437 34 20 202 THE WALKING DEAD (1538) ARVAT
DAGAN 21-7201 35 27 194 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
OHMYGOD 63-2147 32 11 1 192 WRATHMEN (1563) AMEN-TEI
DON KING 47-5374 47 43 3 190 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
ASSUR 18-7821 55 111 2 184 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 45 44 1 181 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 77 68 180 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
-CRIXUS 21-7100 36 34 179 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 41 24 1 173 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
-SULU 29-5705 35 34 172 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697 46 45 168 SORE LOSERS (1580) SUNSET
VIPER 36-7544 31 15 162 SERPENTS HOLD (1609) JHANS
B'ZIADUL 71-3311 32 21 1 157 WRATHMEN XIV (1581) KYR'TERR
RABID TOAD 98-2767 19 23 4 156 BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510) SYVYN'S HILL
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RED ALERT 50-139 42 36 1 155 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 34 28 153 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
NASTY NES 50-142 43 42 1 152 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
YELLOWBEARD 18-2149 33 18 150 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
SINCEMILLA 71-3308 24 8 140 WRATHMEN XIV (1581) KYR'TERR
XAVIER 75-2071 23 8 2 137 RUNEBLADES (1585) JADE MOUNTAIN
VIPER 3-7087 39 41 134 SERPENTS' HOLD (1604) OSKSI
HARE BINGER 81-1790 26 18 2 130 FURRY FURY (1593) SHADOWSPIRE
BURIED TREASURE 33-7722 22 9 127 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882 28 16 2 113 SHEWISH BUFFET (1568) AMEN-TEI
THRESHPACK 50-138 33 44 109 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
FISHWIFE 33-7822 21 19 4 109 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
EUROPEAN HAND BULL 73-3099 22 11 108 THE BULLS (1144) ERINIKA
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 31 34 1 104 COLLEGE RADIO (1541) TRICORUS
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-DOPPLEGANGER 81-1382 27 32 100 MONSTER MANUAL (1582) SHADOWSPIRE
-DROW 81-1774 27 28 1 99 MONSTER MANUAL (1582) SHADOWSPIRE
ARTHUR DENT 11-7305 27 29 96 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SPIDERPIG 74-4304 29 14 90 HOMER'S PETS (1569) DAYLA KIV
SEAM 71-3319 19 3 2 90 ARENAS III (1594) KYR'TERR
URA GONER 8-5214 13 2 87 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
WELL DON 16-6079 21 2 86 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601) WILLAF
LI KUI 52-851 26 27 1 85 WAH CHING (1565) FRATSFA
DAEMYN 71-2940 11 4 85 WRATHMEN XXV (1558) KYR'TERR
TOXIC SLUDGE 13-5511 22 21 2 80 MMM BEER! (1606) DULLENS
NERO 29-5707 32 39 1 76 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
HARBOR MASTER 18-10008 17 7 1 75 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
MONTY BURNS 82-55805 20 30 71 NUCLEAR WASTES (1588) DWES EG
HULL SCRUBBER 33-7823 19 1 70 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
THE DARK FROG 35-4347 18 7 2 69 BATTLE FROGS (1597) MURSKA
CAT N TONIC 81-1870 17 15 2 69 FURRY FURY (1593) SHADOWSPIRE
-FIDDLESTICKS 84-27559 17 16 67 ANCIENT CURSES (1617) BLACKSTONE
FREE BIRD 84-29006 16 12 1 66 CLASSIC ROCK (1596) BLACKSTONE
ZANDER 14-4759 11 6 1 64 ZOMBIE SQUAD (1616) TOBIR
NAKED LUNCH 78-2917 24 21 62 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
INNARD SKINARD 98-3573 10 8 4 60 T-3 (1591) SYVYN'S HILL
KEISHA 11-7584 18 10 56 WRATHMEN DM 20 (1536) ARUAK CITY
-BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370 16 8 56 COLLEGE RADIO (1603) ARVAT
FROG FRACTURE 98-3813 13 6 3 56 MURDEROUS FROGS 3 (1589) SYVYN'S HILL
HAMILCAR 21-7575 16 13 2 54 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
SHELLBACK 33-7769 15 6 54 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
URCHIN 42-4522 13 1 53 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
-ARDSHEAL 9-4183 18 16 51 RED FURY (786) ZUKAL
CERES 99-3866 7 10 4 49 DODEKATHEON (1590) SOUTH RIDGE
FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309 15 11 42 BATTLE FROGS (1597) MURSKA
TICKLE ME TIGER 11-7391 20 14 2 41 FURRY FURY (1598) ARUAK CITY
HOFFA 18-9369 33 97 37 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
HOFFA 18-8478 29 126 1 35 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
VULCAN 99-3864 8 9 4 32 DODEKATHEON (1590) SOUTH RIDGE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
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LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
RUPTURE devastated OHMYGOD in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
DON KING was demolished by HUNGRY HAROLD in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
GOPHER BAROQUE was vanquished by ROTTING ROLAND in a 2 minute mismatched brawl.
DAGAN overpowered B'ZIADUL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
HOCKEY DUCK slimly won victory over RED ALERT in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
VIPER was overpowered by WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ASSUR handily defeated NASTY NES in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
RUBBER BULLET vanquished KUNG PAO KOLACTAN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
YELLOWBEARD lost to SLAP YOURSELF SILLY in a popular 4 minute fight.
THRESHPACK was overpowered by SINCEMILLA in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
VIPER overpowered XAVIER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
FISHWIFE was devastated by HARE BINGER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BURIED TREASURE was demolished by RABID TOAD in a 1 minute mismatched match.
EUROPEAN HAND BULL overpowered HARBOR MASTER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
ARTHUR DENT slimly won victory over TOXIC SLUDGE in a 2 minute bout.
MANNY LEHMAN devastated THE DARK FROG in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
CERES was devastated by CAT N TONIC in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
VULCAN was overpowered by URCHIN in a exciting 2 minute brutal one-sided bout.
KEISHA was savagely defeated by HULL SCRUBBER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
FROG FRACTURE devastated HOFFA in a action packed 2 minute brutal one-sided bout.
INNARD SKINARD was savagely defeated by SEAM in a 2 minute gruesome fray.
FREE BIRD handily defeated FURIOUS FROGPALER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
MONTY BURNS was overpowered by WELL DON in a 1 minute uneven fight.
NAKED LUNCH was overpowered by URA GONER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DAEMYN defeated NERO in a exciting 1 minute gruesome bout.
LI KUI beat HAMILCAR in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
TICKLE ME TIGER was handily defeated by ZANDER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SHELLBACK viciously subdued HOFFA in a popular 2 minute gory bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 16 SLASHING ATTACK 36 - 18 - 1 67 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 8 STRIKING ATTACK 41 - 24 - 0 63 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 LUNGING ATTACK 42 - 28 - 0 60 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 5 BASHING ATTACK 18 - 13 - 0 58 |
|WALL OF STEEL 5 WALL OF STEEL 19 - 16 - 0 54 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 19 - 20 - 0 49 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 AIMED BLOW 70 - 87 - 1 45 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 3 PARRY-STRIKE 14 - 26 - 0 35 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 16 - 0 27 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 TOTAL PARRY 6 - 27 - 0 18 |
Turn 625 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 1 AIMED BLOW 4 - 12 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 2 PARRY-LUNGE
WALL OF STEEL 3 - 2 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 3 1 AIMED BLOW
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 3 1 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 TOTAL PARRY
1 WALL OF STEEL
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK RUPTURE 99-3463 25 17 4 234 BLOOD GANG (1532)
AIMED BLOW ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437 34 20 0 202 THE WALKING DEAD (1538)
LUNGING ATTACK DAGAN 21-7201 35 27 0 194 BLOOD AND SAND (1545)
BASHING ATTACK ASSUR 18-7821 55 111 2 184 ARROGANCE (755)
PARRY-RIPOSTE HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 45 44 1 181 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)
TOTAL PARRY GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 77 68 0 180 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)
WALL OF STEEL RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 41 24 1 173 USELESS TOOLS (735)
PARRY-STRIKE RABID TOAD 98-2767 19 23 4 156 BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510)
SLASHING ATTACK RED ALERT 50-139 42 36 1 155 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)
PARRY-LUNGE THRESHPACK 50-138 33 44 0 109 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)
The overall popularity leader is ASSUR 18-7821. The most popular warrior this turn
was SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697. The ten other most popular fighters were SHELLBACK
33-7769, YELLOWBEARD 18-2149, URCHIN 42-4522, HULL SCRUBBER 33-7823, FROG FRACTURE
98-3813, LI KUI 52-851, HOCKEY DUCK 39-937, RED ALERT 50-139, WHAT'S A VOLKSIE?
38-4563, and SEAM 71-3319.
The least popular fighter this week was TICKLE ME TIGER 11-7391. The other ten least
popular fighters were NERO 29-5707, NAKED LUNCH 78-2917, MONTY BURNS 82--9731, HOFFA
18-8478, CERES 99-3866, BURIED TREASURE 33-7722, FISHWIFE 33-7822, XAVIER 75-2071,
THRESHPACK 50-138, and KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
NIANIA(2) 0 1 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 2 2 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 0 2 0
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 MURSKA(35) 0 2 0 KYR'TERR(71) 3 1 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 JHANS(36) 1 0 0 ERINIKA(73) 1 0 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 0 1 0
DULLENS(13) 0 1 0 XOCHITHLAN(39) 1 0 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 0 1 0
TOBIR(14) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 2 0 0
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 NORTH FORK(47) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 4 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 0 3 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 1 0 0
SUNSET(21) 2 1 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 2 1 0
LAPUR(29) 0 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 2 0
ARVAT(32) 1 0 0 TROCAR(54) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 77 68 0 180 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
VIPER 3-7087 39 41 0 134 SERPENTS' HOLD (1604) OSKSI
URA GONER 8-5214 13 2 0 87 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
ARTHUR DENT 11-7305 27 29 0 96 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
TOXIC SLUDGE 13-5511 22 21 2 80 MMM BEER! (1606) DULLENS
ZANDER 14-4759 11 6 1 64 ZOMBIE SQUAD (1616) TOBIR
WELL DON 16-6079 21 2 0 86 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601) WILLAF
ASSUR 18-7821 55 111 2 184 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
DAGAN 21-7201 35 27 0 194 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
NERO 29-5707 32 39 1 76 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437 34 20 0 202 THE WALKING DEAD (1538) ARVAT
BURIED TREASURE 33-7722 22 9 0 127 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
THE DARK FROG 35-4347 18 7 2 69 BATTLE FROGS (1597) MURSKA
VIPER 36-7544 31 15 0 162 SERPENTS HOLD (1609) JHANS
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 34 28 0 153 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 45 44 1 181 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
URCHIN 42-4522 13 1 0 53 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
DON KING 47-5374 47 43 3 190 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
RED ALERT 50-139 42 36 1 155 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 31 34 1 104 COLLEGE RADIO (1541) TRICORUS
LI KUI 52-851 26 27 1 85 WAH CHING (1565) FRATSFA
RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 41 24 1 173 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
OHMYGOD 63-2147 32 11 1 192 WRATHMEN (1563) AMEN-TEI
B'ZIADUL 71-3311 32 21 1 157 WRATHMEN XIV (1581) KYR'TERR
EUROPEAN HAND BULL 73-3099 22 11 0 108 THE BULLS (1144) ERINIKA
XAVIER 75-2071 23 8 2 137 RUNEBLADES (1585) JADE MOUNTAIN
NAKED LUNCH 78-2917 24 21 0 62 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
HARE BINGER 81-1790 26 18 2 130 FURRY FURY (1593) SHADOWSPIRE
MONTY BURNS 82--9731 20 30 0 71 NUCLEAR WASTES (1588) DWES EG
FREE BIRD 84-29006 16 12 1 66 CLASSIC ROCK (1596) BLACKSTONE
RABID TOAD 98-2767 19 23 4 156 BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510) SYVYN'S HILL
RUPTURE 99-3463 25 17 4 234 BLOOD GANG (1532) SOUTH RIDGE
A DM TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
12 political points a'pumpin'
11 TVs a'workin'
10 free duels of credit
9 ABs to challenge
8 criticals a'connectin'
7 scums a'dyin'
6 skills a'maxin'
5 A.D. invites
4 lucky warriors
3 size on replacement
2 proxied TCs
And a quarterstaff from a pear tree.
May your days be merry,
And your wins be often.
The Consortium