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Date   : 12/04/2013    Duedate: 12/17/2013

HOME GUARD ARENA

DM 101    TURN 625

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SEA DOGS 18/426      838  559   7 60.0      USELESS TOOLS 54/735
    SEA DOGS 33/1501                            DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221
    DUNGEON CELL 42/1470                        MEAT YOUR MAKER 72/1439
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/1067
    SHEWISH BUFFET 63/1568                    6 BLOOD GANG 99/1532    17   15   0 53.1
    SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537                    7 CLASSIC ROC 84/1596    5    5   0 50.0
    DUNGEON CELL 35 84/1615                     ANCIENT CURSES 84/1617
  2 TEAM FLOYD 38/690    359  249   2 59.0    8 RED FURY 9/786       149  151   0 49.7
    DODEKATHEON 99/1590                         RUNEBLADES 75/1585
    POKER GREATS 1/1570                         SOUL WARRIORS 38/357
    HOMER'S PETS 74/1569                      9 T-3 98/1591          104  107   0 49.3
    COLLEGE RADIO 32/1603                       MMM BEER! 13/1606
    COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541                       ZOMBIE SQUAD 14/1616
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                      SERPENTS HOLD 26/1608
    TALON'S TERRORS 16/1610                     SERPENTS HOLD 36/1609
    I C DRUNK PEOPLE 41/1543                    SERPENTS' HOLD 3/1604
    THE SAVAGE KINKS 22/1602                    YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500
    THE MOTHERSHIP CC 19/1611                   SERPENTS HOLD 3 9/1605
    THE MOTHERSHIP CE 65/1579                   SERPENTS HOLD 114 16/1607
    UNC COLLEGE RADIO 43/1614                10 TREKKERS 29/1534     127  165   4 43.5
    ANDROID DUNGEON 010 25/1612                 BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545
  3 WRATHMEN 20/799      119   86   2 58.0      MONSTER MANUAL 81/1582
    WRATHMEN 24/805                             THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564
    WRATHMEN 36/923                             THE WALKING DEAD 32/1538
    WRATHMEN 63/1563                         11 WAH CHING 52/1565     70   92   1 43.2
    ARENAS III 71/1594                          PUBLIC ENEMY 50/1530
    WRATHMEN XIV 71/1581                        ASIAN INVASION 54/1542
    WRATHMEN XXV 71/1558                     12 FURRY FURY 11/1598    39   60   0 39.4
    WRATHMEN DM 20 11/1536                      FURRY FURY 81/1593
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 16/1601                   BATTLE FROGS 35/1597
  4 SORE LOSERS 21/1580   92   71   0 56.4      BLOOD FROGS 2 98/1510
    CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/589                     NUCLEAR WASTES 82/1588
  5 THE BULLS 73/1144   1273 1057  18 54.6      MURDEROUS FROGS 3 98/1589
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                       13 ARROGANCE 18/755     538  844  11 38.9

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Listen, I know I'm slow getting this off, but my brain froze.  Not like a
computer--well, maybe like a computer, who knows about them?--but from the cold.  I
was TOLD that adding alcohol could keep stuff from freezing, and I added lots of
alcohol.  Didn't help.  Scratch that idea.

While I was coping with the freezing problem, Debby Tonte did some notes.  Here the
are:
     "Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well
fergit it, cause this is the spy report for HOME GUARD.  MVP award for SLAP YOURSELF
SILLY?  SORE LOSERS' proud of him after beating YELLOWBEARD and getting 30 points.
Talk about yer big time losers!  TICKLE ME TIGER got smashed by ZANDER, and lost 22
points!  Was that a tear I saw in RUPTURE's eye, as it took over Duelmastership?
(probably not)  And wasn't OHMYGOD fit to be tied!  Who was the wiseguy that said
HOME GUARD's Captain of the Guard was paying for drinks at The Bash & Glug?  Don't
look at me!
     "So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these
really neat spy reports can it?  WRATHMEN was the most avoided team.  Is a 10-15-1
record really that scary?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are USELESS TOOLS?
WRATHMEN, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an
invitation!
     "What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Hey you guys, don't you think your
families would like to hear from you?  Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)
     "Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash.  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop.  Its
been really albendranius!  Later, guys. -- Debby Tonte"
     And that's just about all of it.  Well, except the details.  Twenty-eight
fights, no challenges (because of not knowing who is Splitting out, probably), one
standby. -- Olaf

     SHELLBACK (33-7769) (14-6-0,49) of SEA DOGS fought HOFFA (18-9369) (33-96-0,37)
of ARROGANCE.  SHELLBACK viciously subdued HOFFA in a popular 2 minute gory bout.
     TICKLE ME TIGER (11-7391) (20-13-2,63) of FURRY FURY fought ZANDER (14-4759)
(10-6-1,37) of ZOMBIE SQUAD.  TICKLE ME TIGER was handily defeated by ZANDER in a 1
minute mismatched bout.
     LI KUI (52-851) (25-27-1,83) of WAH CHING fought HAMILCAR (21-7575) (16-12-2,51)
of BLOOD AND SAND.  LI KUI beat HAMILCAR in an action packed 2 minute gory duel.
     DAEMYN (71-2940) (10-4-0,76) of WRATHMEN XXV fought NERO (29-5707) (32-38-1,82)
of TREKKERS.  DAEMYN defeated NERO in an exciting 1 minute gruesome bout.
     NAKED LUNCH (78-2917) (24-20-0,66) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought URA GONER (8-5214)
(12-2-0,78) of YOU PAY I SLAY.  NAKED LUNCH was overpowered by URA GONER in a 1
minute uneven fight.
     MONTY BURNS (82-55805) (20-29-0,78) of NUCLEAR WASTES fought WELL DON (16-6079)
(20-2-0,74) of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS.  MONTY BURNS was overpowered by WELL DON in a 1
minute uneven fight.

     FREE BIRD (84-29006) (15-12-1,51) of CLASSIC ROCK fought FURIOUS FROGPALER (35-
4309) (15-10-0,52) of BATTLE FROGS.  FREE BIRD handily defeated FURIOUS FROGPALER in
an exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
     INNARD SKINARD (98-3573) (10-7-4,52) of T-3 fought SEAM (71-3319) (18-3-2,88) of
ARENAS III.  INNARD SKINARD was savagely defeated by SEAM in a 2 minute gruesome
fray.
     FROG FRACTURE (98-3813) (12-6-3,36) of MURDEROUS FROGS 3 fought HOFFA (18-8478)
(29-125-1,50) of ARROGANCE.  FROG FRACTURE devastated HOFFA in an action packed 2
minute brutal one-sided bout.
     KEISHA (11-7584) (18-9-0,58) of WRATHMEN DM 20 fought HULL SCRUBBER (33-7823)
(18-1-0,55) of SEA DOGS.  KEISHA was savagely defeated by HULL SCRUBBER in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute fight.
     VULCAN (99-3864) (8-8-4,42) of DODEKATHEON fought URCHIN (42-4522) (12-1-0,37)
of DUNGEON CELL.  VULCAN was overpowered by URCHIN in an exciting 2 minute brutal
one-sided bout.
     CERES (99-3866) (7-9-4,61) of DODEKATHEON fought CAT N TONIC (81-1870) (16-15-
2,56) of FURRY FURY.  CERES was devastated by CAT N TONIC in a 1 minute mismatched
brawl.

     MANNY LEHMAN (51-5074) (30-34-1,91) of COLLEGE RADIO fought THE DARK FROG (35-
4347) (18-6-2,75) of BATTLE FROGS.  MANNY LEHMAN devastated THE DARK FROG in an
exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
     ARTHUR DENT (11-7305) (26-29-0,92) of THE HITCHHIKERS fought TOXIC SLUDGE (13-
5511) (22-20-2,81) of MMM BEER!.  ARTHUR DENT slimly won victory over TOXIC SLUDGE in
a 2 minute bout.
     EUROPEAN HAND BULL (73-3099) (21-11-0,95) of THE BULLS fought HARBOR MASTER (18-
10008) (17-6-1,78) of SEA DOGS.  EUROPEAN HAND BULL overpowered HARBOR MASTER in a 1
minute mismatched conflict.
     BURIED TREASURE (33-7722) (22-8-0,135) of SEA DOGS fought RABID TOAD (98-2767)
(18-23-4,141) of BLOOD FROGS 2.  BURIED TREASURE was demolished by RABID TOAD in a 1
minute mismatched match.
     FISHWIFE (33-7822) (21-18-4,121) of SEA DOGS fought HARE BINGER (81-1790) (25-
18-2,113) of FURRY FURY.  FISHWIFE was devastated by HARE BINGER in a 1 minute
mismatched conflict.

     VIPER (36-7544) (30-15-0,142) of SERPENTS HOLD fought XAVIER (75-2071) (23-7-
2,145) of RUNEBLADES.  VIPER overpowered XAVIER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
     THRESHPACK (50-138) (33-43-0,108) of PUBLIC ENEMY fought SINCEMILLA (71-3308)
(23-8-0,136) of WRATHMEN XIV.  THRESHPACK was overpowered by SINCEMILLA in a 1 minute
one-sided melee.
     YELLOWBEARD (18-2149) (33-17-0,166) of SEA DOGS fought SLAP YOURSELF SILLY (21-
4697) (45-45-0,138) of SORE LOSERS.  YELLOWBEARD lost to SLAP YOURSELF SILLY in a
popular 4 minute fight.
     RUBBER BULLET (54-2503) (40-24-1,171) of USELESS TOOLS fought KUNG PAO KOLACTAN
(63-2882) (28-15-2,102) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  RUBBER BULLET vanquished KUNG PAO
KOLACTAN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
     ASSUR (18-7821) (54-111-2,178) of ARROGANCE fought NASTY NES (50-142) (43-41-
1,156) of PUBLIC ENEMY.  ASSUR handily defeated NASTY NES in an action packed 1
minute uneven melee.

     VIPER (3-7087) (39-40-0,151) of SERPENTS' HOLD fought WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? (38-
4563) (33-28-0,132) of TEAM FLOYD.  VIPER was overpowered by WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? in a
popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
     HOCKEY DUCK (39-937) (44-44-1,178) of DUCKS UNLIMITED fought RED ALERT (50-139)
(42-35-1,152) of PUBLIC ENEMY.  HOCKEY DUCK slimly won victory over RED ALERT in a
popular 2 minute bloody duel.
     DAGAN (21-7201) (34-27-0,184) of BLOOD AND SAND fought B'ZIADUL (71-3311) (32-
20-1,158) of WRATHMEN XIV.  DAGAN overpowered B'ZIADUL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
one-sided fight.
     GOPHER BAROQUE (2-3359) (77-67-0,189) of CREAM OF THE SLOP fought ROTTING ROLAND
(32-5437) (33-20-0,183) of THE WALKING DEAD.  GOPHER BAROQUE was vanquished by
ROTTING ROLAND in a 2 minute mismatched brawl.
     DON KING (47-5374) (47-42-3,224) of ROYAL FLUSH fought HUNGRY HAROLD (101-29)
(0-0-0,200) of the Louts Local 101.  DON KING was demolished by HUNGRY HAROLD in a
popular 1 minute one-sided melee.

For the title:
     RUPTURE (99-3463) (24-17-4,212) of BLOOD GANG fought OHMYGOD (63-2147) (32-10-
1,206) of WRATHMEN.  RUPTURE devastated OHMYGOD in an action packed 1 minute
mismatched Title fight.  Congratulations to Rupture.

                                        Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUPTURE 99-3463              25  17  4  234  BLOOD GANG (1532)          SOUTH RIDGE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437       34  20     202  THE WALKING DEAD (1538)    ARVAT
 DAGAN 21-7201                35  27     194  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 OHMYGOD 63-2147              32  11  1  192  WRATHMEN (1563)            AMEN-TEI
 DON KING 47-5374             47  43  3  190  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 ASSUR 18-7821                55 111  2  184  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937           45  44  1  181  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359        77  68     180  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
-CRIXUS 21-7100               36  34     179  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 RUBBER BULLET 54-2503        41  24  1  173  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
-SULU 29-5705                 35  34     172  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697  46  45     168  SORE LOSERS (1580)         SUNSET
 VIPER 36-7544                31  15     162  SERPENTS HOLD (1609)       JHANS
 B'ZIADUL 71-3311             32  21  1  157  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR
 RABID TOAD 98-2767           19  23  4  156  BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510)       SYVYN'S HILL

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RED ALERT 50-139             42  36  1  155  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563    34  28     153  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 NASTY NES 50-142             43  42  1  152  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 YELLOWBEARD 18-2149          33  18     150  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 SINCEMILLA 71-3308           24   8     140  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR
 XAVIER 75-2071               23   8  2  137  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 VIPER 3-7087                 39  41     134  SERPENTS' HOLD (1604)      OSKSI
 HARE BINGER 81-1790          26  18  2  130  FURRY FURY (1593)          SHADOWSPIRE
 BURIED TREASURE 33-7722      22   9     127  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882    28  16  2  113  SHEWISH BUFFET (1568)      AMEN-TEI
 THRESHPACK 50-138            33  44     109  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 FISHWIFE 33-7822             21  19  4  109  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 EUROPEAN HAND BULL 73-3099   22  11     108  THE BULLS (1144)           ERINIKA
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074         31  34  1  104  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-DOPPLEGANGER 81-1382         27  32     100  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE
-DROW 81-1774                 27  28  1   99  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305          27  29      96  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SPIDERPIG 74-4304            29  14      90  HOMER'S PETS (1569)        DAYLA KIV
 SEAM 71-3319                 19   3  2   90  ARENAS III (1594)          KYR'TERR
 URA GONER 8-5214             13   2      87  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 WELL DON 16-6079             21   2      86  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)   WILLAF
 LI KUI 52-851                26  27  1   85  WAH CHING (1565)           FRATSFA
 DAEMYN 71-2940               11   4      85  WRATHMEN XXV (1558)        KYR'TERR
 TOXIC SLUDGE 13-5511         22  21  2   80  MMM BEER! (1606)           DULLENS
 NERO 29-5707                 32  39  1   76  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 HARBOR MASTER 18-10008       17   7  1   75  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 MONTY BURNS 82-55805         20  30      71  NUCLEAR WASTES (1588)      DWES EG
 HULL SCRUBBER 33-7823        19   1      70  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 THE DARK FROG 35-4347        18   7  2   69  BATTLE FROGS (1597)        MURSKA
 CAT N TONIC 81-1870          17  15  2   69  FURRY FURY (1593)          SHADOWSPIRE
-FIDDLESTICKS 84-27559        17  16      67  ANCIENT CURSES (1617)      BLACKSTONE
 FREE BIRD 84-29006           16  12  1   66  CLASSIC ROCK (1596)        BLACKSTONE
 ZANDER 14-4759               11   6  1   64  ZOMBIE SQUAD (1616)        TOBIR
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917          24  21      62  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       10   8  4   60  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 KEISHA 11-7584               18  10      56  WRATHMEN DM 20 (1536)      ARUAK CITY
-BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370    16   8      56  COLLEGE RADIO (1603)       ARVAT
 FROG FRACTURE 98-3813        13   6  3   56  MURDEROUS FROGS 3 (1589)   SYVYN'S HILL
 HAMILCAR 21-7575             16  13  2   54  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 SHELLBACK 33-7769            15   6      54  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 URCHIN 42-4522               13   1      53  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
-ARDSHEAL 9-4183              18  16      51  RED FURY (786)             ZUKAL
 CERES 99-3866                 7  10  4   49  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE
 FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309    15  11      42  BATTLE FROGS (1597)        MURSKA
 TICKLE ME TIGER 11-7391      20  14  2   41  FURRY FURY (1598)          ARUAK CITY
 HOFFA 18-9369                33  97      37  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 HOFFA 18-8478                29 126  1   35  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 VULCAN 99-3864                8   9  4   32  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RUPTURE devastated OHMYGOD in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
DON KING was demolished by HUNGRY HAROLD in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
GOPHER BAROQUE was vanquished by ROTTING ROLAND in a 2 minute mismatched brawl.
DAGAN overpowered B'ZIADUL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
HOCKEY DUCK slimly won victory over RED ALERT in a popular 2 minute bloody duel.
VIPER was overpowered by WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ASSUR handily defeated NASTY NES in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
RUBBER BULLET vanquished KUNG PAO KOLACTAN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
YELLOWBEARD lost to SLAP YOURSELF SILLY in a popular 4 minute fight.
THRESHPACK was overpowered by SINCEMILLA in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
VIPER overpowered XAVIER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
FISHWIFE was devastated by HARE BINGER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BURIED TREASURE was demolished by RABID TOAD in a 1 minute mismatched match.
EUROPEAN HAND BULL overpowered HARBOR MASTER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
ARTHUR DENT slimly won victory over TOXIC SLUDGE in a 2 minute bout.
MANNY LEHMAN devastated THE DARK FROG in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
CERES was devastated by CAT N TONIC in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
VULCAN was overpowered by URCHIN in a exciting 2 minute brutal one-sided bout.
KEISHA was savagely defeated by HULL SCRUBBER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
FROG FRACTURE devastated HOFFA in a action packed 2 minute brutal one-sided bout.
INNARD SKINARD was savagely defeated by SEAM in a 2 minute gruesome fray.
FREE BIRD handily defeated FURIOUS FROGPALER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
MONTY BURNS was overpowered by WELL DON in a 1 minute uneven fight.
NAKED LUNCH was overpowered by URA GONER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DAEMYN defeated NERO in a exciting 1 minute gruesome bout.
LI KUI beat HAMILCAR in a action packed 2 minute gory duel.
TICKLE ME TIGER was handily defeated by ZANDER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SHELLBACK viciously subdued HOFFA in a popular 2 minute gory bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      16         SLASHING ATTACK   36 -  18 -  1      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         STRIKING ATTACK   41 -  24 -  0      63  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  7         LUNGING ATTACK    42 -  28 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         BASHING ATTACK    18 -  13 -  0      58  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         WALL OF STEEL     19 -  16 -  0      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-LUNGE       19 -  20 -  0      49  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         AIMED BLOW        70 -  87 -  1      45  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-STRIKE      14 -  26 -  0      35  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  16 -  0      27  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         TOTAL PARRY        6 -  27 -  0      18  |

Turn 625 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  1     AIMED BLOW         4 - 12         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  2     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  3         1  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  3                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  2                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  RUPTURE 99-3463            25  17  4  234 BLOOD GANG (1532)
AIMED BLOW       ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437     34  20  0  202 THE WALKING DEAD (1538)
LUNGING ATTACK   DAGAN 21-7201              35  27  0  194 BLOOD AND SAND (1545)
BASHING ATTACK   ASSUR 18-7821              55 111  2  184 ARROGANCE (755)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    HOCKEY DUCK 39-937         45  44  1  181 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)
TOTAL PARRY      GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359      77  68  0  180 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)
WALL OF STEEL    RUBBER BULLET 54-2503      41  24  1  173 USELESS TOOLS (735)
PARRY-STRIKE     RABID TOAD 98-2767         19  23  4  156 BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510)
SLASHING ATTACK  RED ALERT 50-139           42  36  1  155 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)
PARRY-LUNGE      THRESHPACK 50-138          33  44  0  109 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)

The overall popularity leader is ASSUR 18-7821.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697.  The ten other most popular fighters were SHELLBACK 
33-7769, YELLOWBEARD 18-2149, URCHIN 42-4522, HULL SCRUBBER 33-7823, FROG FRACTURE 
98-3813, LI KUI 52-851, HOCKEY DUCK 39-937, RED ALERT 50-139, WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 
38-4563, and SEAM 71-3319.

The least popular fighter this week was TICKLE ME TIGER 11-7391.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were NERO 29-5707, NAKED LUNCH 78-2917, MONTY BURNS 82--9731, HOFFA 
18-8478, CERES 99-3866, BURIED TREASURE 33-7722, FISHWIFE 33-7822, XAVIER 75-2071, 
THRESHPACK 50-138, and KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
NIANIA(2)            0  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   2  2 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  2 0  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           0  2 0  KYR'TERR(71)         3  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  ERINIKA(73)          1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    0  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  1 0  XOCHITHLAN(39)       1  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      2  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  NORTH FORK(47)       0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  4 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  3 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       1  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     2  1 0  
LAPUR(29)            0  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  2 0  
ARVAT(32)            1  0 0  TROCAR(54)           1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359       77  68  0  180  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 VIPER 3-7087                39  41  0  134  SERPENTS' HOLD (1604)      OSKSI
 URA GONER 8-5214            13   2  0   87  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305         27  29  0   96  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 TOXIC SLUDGE 13-5511        22  21  2   80  MMM BEER! (1606)           DULLENS
 ZANDER 14-4759              11   6  1   64  ZOMBIE SQUAD (1616)        TOBIR
 WELL DON 16-6079            21   2  0   86  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)   WILLAF
 ASSUR 18-7821               55 111  2  184  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 DAGAN 21-7201               35  27  0  194  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 NERO 29-5707                32  39  1   76  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437      34  20  0  202  THE WALKING DEAD (1538)    ARVAT
 BURIED TREASURE 33-7722     22   9  0  127  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 THE DARK FROG 35-4347       18   7  2   69  BATTLE FROGS (1597)        MURSKA
 VIPER 36-7544               31  15  0  162  SERPENTS HOLD (1609)       JHANS

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563   34  28  0  153  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 HOCKEY DUCK 39-937          45  44  1  181  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 URCHIN 42-4522              13   1  0   53  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 DON KING 47-5374            47  43  3  190  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 RED ALERT 50-139            42  36  1  155  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074        31  34  1  104  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 LI KUI 52-851               26  27  1   85  WAH CHING (1565)           FRATSFA
 RUBBER BULLET 54-2503       41  24  1  173  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 OHMYGOD 63-2147             32  11  1  192  WRATHMEN (1563)            AMEN-TEI
 B'ZIADUL 71-3311            32  21  1  157  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR
 EUROPEAN HAND BULL 73-3099  22  11  0  108  THE BULLS (1144)           ERINIKA
 XAVIER 75-2071              23   8  2  137  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917         24  21  0   62  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 HARE BINGER 81-1790         26  18  2  130  FURRY FURY (1593)          SHADOWSPIRE
 MONTY BURNS 82--9731        20  30  0   71  NUCLEAR WASTES (1588)      DWES EG
 FREE BIRD 84-29006          16  12  1   66  CLASSIC ROCK (1596)        BLACKSTONE
 RABID TOAD 98-2767          19  23  4  156  BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510)       SYVYN'S HILL
 RUPTURE 99-3463             25  17  4  234  BLOOD GANG (1532)          SOUTH RIDGE

                            A DM TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS

          12 political points a'pumpin'
          11 TVs a'workin'
          10 free duels of credit
           9 ABs to challenge
           8 criticals a'connectin'
           7 scums a'dyin'
           6 skills a'maxin'
           5 A.D. invites
           4 lucky warriors
           3 size on replacement
           2 proxied TCs
          And a quarterstaff from a pear tree.

                                   May your days be merry,
                                   And your wins be often.

                                             The Consortium