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Date   : 12/18/2013    Duedate: 12/31/2013

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DM 101    TURN 626

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SEA DOGS 18/426      845  562   7 60.1      IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS 7/1067
    SEA DOGS 21/1446                          6 BLOOD GANG 99/1532    18   15   0 54.5
    SEA DOGS 33/1501                          7 FALSE OVERTU 75/849  346  292   5 54.2
    DUNGEON CELL 42/1470                      8-CLASSIC ROC 84/1596    5    5   0 50.0
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      ANCIENT CURSES 84/1617
    SHEWISH BUFFET 63/1568                    9 T-3 98/1591          109  110   0 49.8
    SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537                      MMM BEER! 13/1606
    DUNGEON CELL 35 84/1615                     ZOMBIE SQUAD 14/1616
  2 TEAM FLOYD 38/690    360  255   2 58.5      SERPENTS HOLD 26/1608
    DODEKATHEON 99/1590                         SERPENTS HOLD 36/1609
    POKER GREATS 1/1570                         SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618
    COLLEGE RADIO 32/1603                       SERPENTS' HOLD 3/1604
    COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541                       YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                      SERPENTS HOLD 3 9/1605
    TALON'S TERRORS 16/1610                     SERPENTS HOLD 114 16/1607
    I C DRUNK PEOPLE 41/1543                 10 RED FURY 9/786       149  152   0 49.5
    THE SAVAGE KINKS 22/1602                    RUNEBLADES 75/1585
    THE MOTHERSHIP CC 19/1611                   SOUL WARRIORS 38/357
    THE MOTHERSHIP CE 65/1579                11 TREKKERS 29/1534     130  167   4 43.8
    UNC COLLEGE RADIO 43/1614                   BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545
    ANDROID DUNGEON 010 25/1612                 THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564
  3 WRATHMEN 63/1563     120   86   2 58.3      THE WALKING DEAD 32/1538
    ARENAS III 71/1594                       12 WAH CHING 52/1565     71   95   1 42.8
    WRATHMEN XIV 71/1581                        PUBLIC ENEMY 50/1530
    WRATHMEN XXV 71/1558                        ASIAN INVASION 54/1542
    WRATHMEN DM 20 11/1536                   13 FURRY FURY 11/1598    43   64   0 40.2
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 16/1601                   FURRY FURY 81/1593
  4 SORE LOSERS 21/1580   94   71   0 57.0      BATTLE FROGS 35/1597
    CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/589                     BLOOD FROGS 2 98/1510
  5-THE BULLS 73/1144   1273 1057  18 54.6      NUCLEAR WASTES 82/1588
    ROYAL FLUSH 47/146                          MURDEROUS FROGS 3 98/1589
    USELESS TOOLS 54/735                     14 ARROGANCE 18/755     538  847  11 38.8
    DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Zontani Sharp Eyes was going to do this report, but he was too busy looking for
something to be profound about (like he had a clue!) and ran into a door.  Or...
something.
     Significant point movements:  Kung Pao Kolactan, now on special, with a side
order of Zukalese Plum Sauce, oh, right point movements:  up 31.  What's a Volksie?,
down 20.  Different fights.  After all, What's couldn't make plum sauce to save its
life.
     No most challenged, no most avoided.  Odd, that.  Usually the clerks try to make
something up.  Twenty-eight fights, seven challenges, five standbys.  Not bad.

     HARBOR MASTER (18-10008) (17-7-1,75) of SEA DOGS fought TOXIC SLUDGE (13-5511)
(22-21-2,80) of MMM BEER!.  HARBOR MASTER was vanquished by TOXIC SLUDGE in a popular
1 minute one-sided bout.  Seems appropriate.
     HAMILCAR (21-7575) (16-13-2,54) of BLOOD AND SAND fought BOA (1-8830) (17-14-
0,65) of SERPENTS' HOLD.  HAMILCAR handily defeated BOA in a 1 minute mismatched
bout.  It's tempting to see that Serpent as a feathered boa....
     SHIV (26-5006) (15-10-1,51) of SERPENTS HOLD fought GRAVITRON (19-5369) (14-2-
1,45) of THE MOTHERSHIP CC.  SHIV was vanquished by GRAVITRON in an action packed 1
minute gory uneven bout.  Mother says, "No serpents!"
     BRITISH SEA POWER (32-5370) (16-8-0,56) of COLLEGE RADIO fought ZANDER (14-4759)
(11-6-1,64) of ZOMBIE SQUAD.  BRITISH SEA POWER was overpowered by ZANDER in a 1
minute one-sided bout.  Why are they sending us kids here?  These are children,
dammit!
     HULL SCRUBBER (33-7823) (19-1-0,70) of SEA DOGS fought MEAN SPIRIT (101-5) (0-0-
0,70) of the Louts Local 101.  HULL SCRUBBER vanquished MEAN SPIRIT in an action
packed 1 minute one-sided match.  Anything to get that hull clean, eh?

     FURIOUS FROGPALER (35-4309) (15-11-0,42) of BATTLE FROGS fought NERO (29-5707)
(32-39-1,76) of TREKKERS.  FURIOUS FROGPALER savagely defeated NERO in a popular 2
minute gory match.  That leaves Nero frogpaled.  Freakish.
     ARCHERS OF LOAF (43-4837) (19-3-0,61) of UNC COLLEGE RADIO fought SHELLBACK (33-
7769) (15-6-0,54) of SEA DOGS.  ARCHERS OF LOAF was handily defeated by SHELLBACK in
a 1 minute uneven duel.  Now we've got sliced bread.
     INNARD SKINARD (98-3573) (10-8-4,60) of T-3 fought LING (75-2082) (24-11-1,84)
of FALSE OVERTURES.  INNARD SKINARD was overpowered by LING in an exciting 7 minute
gory uneven fight.  Nothing false about that overture!
     VULCAN (99-3864) (8-9-4,32) of DODEKATHEON fought URCHIN (42-4522) (13-1-0,53)
of DUNGEON CELL.  VULCAN was overpowered by URCHIN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute
bloody mismatched fight.  Kids.  Babies.
     CERES (99-3866) (7-10-4,49) of DODEKATHEON fought URA GONER (8-5214) (13-2-0,87)
of YOU PAY I SLAY.  CERES was demolished by URA GONER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
I feel like I should give you cookies and milk and send you to take naps!

     FLY FISHER (21-6727) (33-9-1,132) of SEA DOGS fought SLICK STEPHAN (101-11) (0-
0-0,150) of the Louts Local 101.  FLY FISHER bested SLICK STEPHAN in a popular 2
minute brutal brawl.  Funny, I never thought of Stephan as a fly before.  But... it
fits.
     BURIED TREASURE (33-7722) (22-9-0,127) of SEA DOGS fought IRON-PLATED IRV (101-
10) (0-0-0,150) of the Louts Local 101.  BURIED TREASURE handily defeated IRON-PLATED
IRV in a 1 minute mismatched bout.  Good move, because Irv would've grabbed the
treasure and run off if you hadn't stopped him.
     FISHWIFE (33-7822) (21-19-4,109) of SEA DOGS fought LORETTA (101-8) (0-0-0,110)
of the Louts Local 101.  FISHWIFE was defeated by LORETTA in an action packed 3
minute struggle.  Oops.
     THRESHPACK (50-138) (33-44-0,109) of PUBLIC ENEMY fought ARTHUR DENT (11-7305)
(27-29-0,96) of THE HITCHHIKERS.  THRESHPACK was handily defeated by ARTHUR DENT in a
1 minute uneven fight.  Arthur may be dented, but he ain't easy.
     XAVIER (75-2071) (23-8-2,137) of RUNEBLADES fought KUNG PAO KOLACTAN (63-2882)
(28-16-2,113) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  XAVIER was devastated by KUNG PAO KOLACTAN in a 1
minute mismatched bout.  This is what had Kung Pao shooting up the ranks.

     SLAP YOURSELF SILLY (21-4697) (46-45-0,168) of SORE LOSERS fought YELLOWBEARD
(18-2149) (33-18-0,150) of SEA DOGS.  SLAP YOURSELF SILLY viciously subdued
YELLOWBEARD in an exciting 3 minute contest.  I gotta hope Slap is female; it would
be so appropriate.
     GOPHER BAROQUE (2-3359) (77-68-0,180) of CREAM OF THE SLOP fought RED ALERT (50-
139) (42-36-1,155) of PUBLIC ENEMY.  GOPHER BAROQUE luckily beat RED ALERT in an
exciting 5 minute bloody match.  You really think that was luck?  Coulda fooled me.
     VIPER (36-7544) (31-15-0,162) of SERPENTS HOLD fought MANNY LEHMAN (51-5074)
(31-34-1,104) of COLLEGE RADIO.  VIPER overpowered MANNY LEHMAN in a 1 minute one-
sided melee.  It would've been more interesting if Manny'd won, but that's the way it
goes sometimes.
     WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? (38-4563) (34-28-0,153) of TEAM FLOYD fought VIPER (3-7087)
(39-41-0,134) of SERPENTS' HOLD.  WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? was vanquished by VIPER in a 1
minute one-sided fight.  Too many Vipers around here.
     DAGAN (21-7201) (35-27-0,194) of BLOOD AND SAND fought BATTLING BOB (101-26) (0-
0-0,200) of the Louts Local 101.  DAGAN was vanquished by BATTLING BOB in a 1 minute
uneven fight.  Embarrassing, hmm?

The challenges:
     CAT N TONIC (81-1870) (17-15-2,69) of FURRY FURY challenged WELL DON (16-6079)
(21-2-0,86) of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS.  Up 17.  CAT N TONIC was bested by WELL DON in a
popular 3 minute Challenge competition.  Anybody surprised?
     TICKLE ME TIGER (11-7391) (20-14-2,41) of FURRY FURY challenged HOFFA (18-9369)
(33-97-0,37) of ARROGANCE.  Down 4.  TICKLE ME TIGER viciously subdued HOFFA in a
crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight.  Hey, it's a Hoffa.
     THE DARK FROG (35-4347) (18-7-2,69) of BATTLE FROGS challenged HOFFA (18-8478)
(29-126-1,35) of ARROGANCE.  Down 34.  THE DARK FROG bested HOFFA in a 2 minute
Challenge brawl.  Another Hoffa.
     FROG FRACTURE (98-3813) (13-6-3,56) of MURDEROUS FROGS 3 challenged NAKED LUNCH
(78-2917) (24-21-0,62) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  Up 6.  FROG FRACTURE was devastated by
NAKED LUNCH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.  What would a naked lunch be for
a frog?  A fly without wings?
     MONTY BURNS (82-55805) (20-30-0,71) of NUCLEAR WASTES challenged LI KUI (52-851)
(26-27-1,85) of WAH CHING.  Up 14.  MONTY BURNS was overpowered by LI KUI in a 1
minute mismatched Challenge duel.  I get the feeling that there might be some sort of
terribly clever play on words in this, but it escapes me.  Probably just as well.
     HARE BINGER (81-1790) (26-18-2,130) of FURRY FURY challenged NASTY NES (50-142)
(43-42-1,152) of PUBLIC ENEMY.  Up 22.  HARE BINGER viciously subdued NASTY NES in an
action packed 4 minute Challenge battle.  Bing!  Hey, I couldn't think of anything
else to say.
     RABID TOAD (98-2767) (19-23-4,156) of BLOOD FROGS 2 challenged ROTTING ROLAND
(32-5437) (34-20-0,202) of THE WALKING DEAD.  Up 46.  RABID TOAD slimly lost to
ROTTING ROLAND in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.  Definitely a pair that
was made for each other.  The arenamaster wouldn't even get close to 'em.

For the title:
     RUPTURE (99-3463) (25-17-4,234) of BLOOD GANG fought ASSUR (18-7821) (55-111-
2,184) of ARROGANCE.  RUPTURE handily defeated ASSUR in an action packed 1 minute
uneven Title melee.  Well done, and congratulations, Rupture.

                                        Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUPTURE 99-3463              26  17  4  241  BLOOD GANG (1532)          SOUTH RIDGE

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437       35  20     204  THE WALKING DEAD (1538)    ARVAT
-OHMYGOD 63-2147              32  11  1  192  WRATHMEN (1563)            AMEN-TEI
-DON KING 47-5374             47  43  3  190  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 DAGAN 21-7201                35  28     186  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359        78  68     185  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
-HOCKEY DUCK 39-937           45  44  1  181  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ASSUR 18-7821                55 112  2  180  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697  47  45     179  SORE LOSERS (1580)         SUNSET
-RUBBER BULLET 54-2503        41  24  1  173  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 RABID TOAD 98-2767           19  24  4  167  BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510)       SYVYN'S HILL
 VIPER 36-7544                32  15     164  SERPENTS HOLD (1609)       JHANS
 RED ALERT 50-139             42  37  1  162  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 VIPER 3-7087                 40  41     158  SERPENTS' HOLD (1604)      OSKSI
-B'ZIADUL 71-3311             32  21  1  157  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 YELLOWBEARD 18-2149          33  19     150  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 HARE BINGER 81-1790          27  18  2  150  FURRY FURY (1593)          SHADOWSPIRE
 FLY FISHER 21-6727           34   9  1  149  SEA DOGS (1446)            SUNSET
 BURIED TREASURE 33-7722      23   9     149  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882    29  16  2  144  SHEWISH BUFFET (1568)      AMEN-TEI
 NASTY NES 50-142             43  43  1  141  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
-SINCEMILLA 71-3308           24   8     140  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563    34  29     133  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 XAVIER 75-2071               23   9  2  118  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074         31  35  1  113  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305          28  29     113  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
-EUROPEAN HAND BULL 73-3099   22  11     108  THE BULLS (1144)           ERINIKA
 FISHWIFE 33-7822             21  20  4  105  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TOXIC SLUDGE 13-5511         23  21  2   97  MMM BEER! (1606)           DULLENS
 THRESHPACK 50-138            33  45      92  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 LING 75-2082                 25  11  1   92  FALSE OVERTURES (849)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 LI KUI 52-851                27  27  1   91  WAH CHING (1565)           FRATSFA
 WELL DON 16-6079             22   2      91  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)   WILLAF

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SEAM 71-3319                 19   3  2   90  ARENAS III (1594)          KYR'TERR
 URA GONER 8-5214             14   2      89  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
-DAEMYN 71-2940               11   4      85  WRATHMEN XXV (1558)        KYR'TERR
 HULL SCRUBBER 33-7823        20   1      81  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 SHELLBACK 33-7769            16   6      77  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
-KEIRA 30-5002                21  11  2   76  WRATHMEN (727)             IAYE
 CAT N TONIC 81-1870          17  16  2   76  FURRY FURY (1593)          SHADOWSPIRE
 ZANDER 14-4759               12   6  1   76  ZOMBIE SQUAD (1616)        TOBIR
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917          25  21      75  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 HAMILCAR 21-7575             17  13  2   72  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 THE DARK FROG 35-4347        19   7  2   71  BATTLE FROGS (1597)        MURSKA
 HARBOR MASTER 18-10008       17   8  1   68  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
-FIDDLESTICKS 84-27559        17  16      67  ANCIENT CURSES (1617)      BLACKSTONE
 FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309    16  11      67  BATTLE FROGS (1597)        MURSKA
-THE JANITOR 45-2545          17  13  2   66  AVID FANS (569)            STORMCROWE
-FREE BIRD 84-29006           16  12  1   66  CLASSIC ROCK (1596)        BLACKSTONE
 MONTY BURNS 82-55805         20  31      65  NUCLEAR WASTES (1588)      DWES EG
 GRAVITRON 19-5369            15   2  1   62  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611)   ZUWAYZA
 URCHIN 42-4522               14   1      61  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       10   9  4   60  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
-A TALENT SCOUT 45-3950       16  10  1   59  AVID FANS (569)            STORMCROWE
 NERO 29-5707                 32  40  1   56  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
-KEISHA 11-7584               18  10      56  WRATHMEN DM 20 (1536)      ARUAK CITY
 CERES 99-3866                 7  11  4   52  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE
-ARDSHEAL 9-4183              18  16      51  RED FURY (786)             ZUKAL
 ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837      19   4      50  UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614)   VEASTIAN
 BOA 1-8830                   17  15      50  SERPENTS' HOLD (1618)      MORDANT
 BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370    16   9      50  COLLEGE RADIO (1603)       ARVAT
 FROG FRACTURE 98-3813        13   7  3   49  MURDEROUS FROGS 3 (1589)   SYVYN'S HILL
 TICKLE ME TIGER 11-7391      21  14  2   48  FURRY FURY (1598)          ARUAK CITY
 HOFFA 18-8478                29 127  1   42  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 SHIV 26-5006                 15  11  1   41  SERPENTS HOLD (1608)       CALEAM
 HOFFA 18-9369                33  98      35  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 VULCAN 99-3864                8  10  4   30  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Congrats to Rupture on becoming Captain of the Guard!  Try not to make a mess! -- One
Armed Bandit, mgr of Sea Dogs, Dungeon Cell, Shewish Buffet

Slap Yourself Silly -- I am not a silly man. -- Yellowbeard

Hare Binger -- Keep your vermin out of my fish market. -- Fishwife

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RABID TOAD slimly lost to ROTTING ROLAND in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge fight.
HARE BINGER viciously subdued NASTY NES in a action packed 4 minute Challenge battle.
MONTY BURNS was overpowered by LI KUI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
FROG FRACTURE was devastated by NAKED LUNCH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
THE DARK FROG bested HOFFA in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
TICKLE ME TIGER viciously subdued HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge fight.
CAT N TONIC was bested by WELL DON in a popular 3 minute Challenge competition.
RUPTURE handily defeated ASSUR in a action packed 1 minute uneven Title melee.
DAGAN was vanquished by BATTLING BOB in a 1 minute uneven fight.
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? was vanquished by VIPER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
VIPER overpowered MANNY LEHMAN in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
GOPHER BAROQUE luckily beat RED ALERT in a exciting 5 minute bloody match.
SLAP YOURSELF SILLY viciously subdued YELLOWBEARD in a exciting 3 minute contest.
XAVIER was devastated by KUNG PAO KOLACTAN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
THRESHPACK was handily defeated by ARTHUR DENT in a 1 minute uneven fight.
FISHWIFE was defeated by LORETTA in a action packed 3 minute struggle.
BURIED TREASURE handily defeated IRON-PLATED IRV in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
FLY FISHER bested SLICK STEPHAN in a popular 2 minute brutal brawl.
CERES was demolished by URA GONER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
VULCAN was overpowered by URCHIN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bloody mismatched fight.
INNARD SKINARD was overpowered by LING in a exciting 7 minute gory uneven fight.
ARCHERS OF LOAF was handily defeated by SHELLBACK in a 1 minute uneven duel.
FURIOUS FROGPALER savagely defeated NERO in a popular 2 minute gory match.
HULL SCRUBBER vanquished MEAN SPIRIT in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
BRITISH SEA POWER was overpowered by ZANDER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SHIV was vanquished by GRAVITRON in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven bout.
HAMILCAR handily defeated BOA in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
HARBOR MASTER was vanquished by TOXIC SLUDGE in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      20         STRIKING ATTACK   44 -  20 -  0      69  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         SLASHING ATTACK   33 -  19 -  1      63  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         LUNGING ATTACK    37 -  29 -  0      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         BASHING ATTACK    17 -  15 -  0      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         WALL OF STEEL     19 -  18 -  0      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         AIMED BLOW        75 -  89 -  1      46  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-LUNGE       15 -  20 -  0      43  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-STRIKE      15 -  26 -  0      37  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -  15 -  0      32  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         TOTAL PARRY        8 -  24 -  0      25  |

Turn 626 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         9 - 11         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  2     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  2                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  RUPTURE 99-3463            26  17  4  241 BLOOD GANG (1532)
AIMED BLOW       ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437     35  20  0  204 THE WALKING DEAD (1538)
LUNGING ATTACK   DAGAN 21-7201              35  28  0  186 BLOOD AND SAND (1545)
TOTAL PARRY      GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359      78  68  0  185 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)
BASHING ATTACK   ASSUR 18-7821              55 112  2  180 ARROGANCE (755)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SLAP YOURSELF SIL 21-4697  47  45  0  179 SORE LOSERS (1580)
PARRY-STRIKE     RABID TOAD 98-2767         19  24  4  167 BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510)
SLASHING ATTACK  RED ALERT 50-139           42  37  1  162 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)
WALL OF STEEL    YELLOWBEARD 18-2149        33  19  0  150 SEA DOGS (426)
PARRY-LUNGE      THRESHPACK 50-138          33  45  0   92 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)

The overall popularity leader is ASSUR 18-7821.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was RED ALERT 50-139.  The ten other most popular fighters were HARE BINGER 81-1790, 
CAT N TONIC 81-1870, NASTY NES 50-142, LING 75-2082, ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437, TICKLE 
ME TIGER 11-7391, SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697, FLY FISHER 21-6727, FURIOUS FROGPALER 
35-4309, and WELL DON 16-6079.

The least popular fighter this week was BOA 1-8830.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SHIV 26-5006, BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370, CERES 99-3866, THRESHPACK 
50-138, XAVIER 75-2071, MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074, WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563, DAGAN 
21-7201, MONTY BURNS 82--9731, and HAMILCAR 21-7575.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           0  1 0  SUNSET(21)           3  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  3 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  0 0  CALEAM(26)           0  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  0 0  LAPUR(29)            0  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            1  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   3  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           2  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  0 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          0  5 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     0  3 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  2 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BOA 1-8830                  17  15  0   50  SERPENTS' HOLD (1618)      MORDANT
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359       78  68  0  185  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 VIPER 3-7087                40  41  0  158  SERPENTS' HOLD (1604)      OSKSI
 URA GONER 8-5214            14   2  0   89  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305         28  29  0  113  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 TOXIC SLUDGE 13-5511        23  21  2   97  MMM BEER! (1606)           DULLENS
 ZANDER 14-4759              12   6  1   76  ZOMBIE SQUAD (1616)        TOBIR
 WELL DON 16-6079            22   2  0   91  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)   WILLAF
 ASSUR 18-7821               55 112  2  180  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 GRAVITRON 19-5369           15   2  1   62  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611)   ZUWAYZA
 DAGAN 21-7201               35  28  0  186  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 SHIV 26-5006                15  11  1   41  SERPENTS HOLD (1608)       CALEAM
 NERO 29-5707                32  40  1   56  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437      35  20  0  204  THE WALKING DEAD (1538)    ARVAT
 BURIED TREASURE 33-7722     23   9  0  149  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 THE DARK FROG 35-4347       19   7  2   71  BATTLE FROGS (1597)        MURSKA
 VIPER 36-7544               32  15  0  164  SERPENTS HOLD (1609)       JHANS
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563   34  29  0  133  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 URCHIN 42-4522              14   1  0   61  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837     19   4  0   50  UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614)   VEASTIAN
 RED ALERT 50-139            42  37  1  162  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074        31  35  1  113  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 LI KUI 52-851               27  27  1   91  WAH CHING (1565)           FRATSFA
 KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882   29  16  2  144  SHEWISH BUFFET (1568)      AMEN-TEI

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 XAVIER 75-2071              23   9  2  118  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917         25  21  0   75  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 HARE BINGER 81-1790         27  18  2  150  FURRY FURY (1593)          SHADOWSPIRE
 MONTY BURNS 82--9731        20  31  0   65  NUCLEAR WASTES (1588)      DWES EG
 RABID TOAD 98-2767          19  24  4  167  BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510)       SYVYN'S HILL
 RUPTURE 99-3463             26  17  4  241  BLOOD GANG (1532)          SOUTH RIDGE

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                     CHUPACABRA (10-3827) TERRAPIN STATION  (189) 
                           DECEON RAIN (50-883) KAOS  (127) 
                       PIONEER (82-47958) TRIPPIN' OUT  (8064) 
                      GRAPE APE (82-34889) BRAIN FOOD 9  (5739) 
                DUELMASTERS.COM (82-16536) SUPERIOR FORCES 720  (2509) 
                     FROZBOZ (82-14622) FIRES OF HEAVEN 4  (2181) 
                           RAGE (82-36450) EMOTIONS  (6013) 
                 HUNGRY HIPPO (82-49609) SUPERIOR FORCES 5411  (8331) 
                       BABEL (82-46069) SACS DE SABLE 1  (7725) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes