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Date : 01/01/2014 Duedate: 01/14/2014
HOME GUARD ARENA
DM 101 TURN 627
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 SEA DOGS 18/426 852 565 8 60.1 USELESS TOOLS 54/735
SEA DOGS 21/1446 DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221
SEA DOGS 33/1501 7 CLASSIC ROC 84/1596 6 5 0 54.5
DUNGEON CELL 42/1470 ANCIENT CURSES 84/1617
SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562 8-FALSE OVERTU 75/849 346 292 5 54.2
SHEWISH BUFFET 63/1568 9 T-3 98/1591 113 114 0 49.8
SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537 MMM BEER! 13/1606
DUNGEON CELL 35 84/1615 ZOMBIE SQUAD 14/1616
2 TEAM FLOYD 38/690 364 258 2 58.5 SERPENTS HOLD 26/1608
DODEKATHEON 99/1590 SERPENTS HOLD 36/1609
COLLEGE RADIO 32/1603 SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618
COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541 SERPENTS' HOLD 3/1604
HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613 YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500
TALON'S TERRORS 16/1610 SERPENTS HOLD 3 9/1605
THE SAVAGE KINKS 22/1602 SERPENTS HOLD 114 16/1607
THE MOTHERSHIP CC 19/1611 10 RUNEBLADES 75/1585 150 152 0 49.7
UNC COLLEGE RADIO 43/1614 11 TREKKERS 29/1534 133 169 4 44.0
ANDROID DUNGEON 010 25/1612 BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545
3 WRATHMEN 63/1563 120 87 2 58.0 THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564
ARENAS III 71/1594 THE WALKING DEAD 32/1538
WRATHMEN XIV 71/1581 12 WAH CHING 52/1565 73 97 1 42.9
WRATHMEN XXV 71/1558 PUBLIC ENEMY 50/1530
WRATHMEN DM 20 11/1536 13 ARROGANCE 18/755 539 849 11 38.8
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 16/1601 14 FURRY FURY 11/1598 43 72 0 37.4
4 SORE LOSERS 21/1580 95 72 0 56.9 FURRY FURY 81/1593
CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/589 BATTLE FROGS 35/1597
5 BLOOD GANG 99/1532 19 15 0 55.9 BLOOD FROGS 2 98/1510
6-THE BULLS 73/1144 1273 1057 18 54.6 NUCLEAR WASTES 82/1588
ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 MURDEROUS FROGS 3 98/1589
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Greetings warriors! It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the
clash and bustle of the weekly HOME GUARD games. ARTHUR DENT caught the eye of many
in the gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested SLAP YOURSELF SILLY and was
awarded 45 points in recognition. In one of the week's more notable duels, ARTHUR
DENT put down SLAP YOURSELF SILLY, causing him to lose 43 points of recognition in
the process. Although DAGAN made a valiant effort, it did not suffice to topple the
reign of victorious RUPTURE. No confirmation, but my sources claim that the top team
has gained their position using magical aids. Charmed weapons perhaps?
Many and various are the arts of battle. In HOME GUARD "art" is a word that has
long since passed from the language!
What warrior does not hone his years, impatiently waiting for the moment of his
foe's mortality? Some say a warrior is judged by the way he bears arms. One thing
is sure, better a dagger in hand then a sword on the belt!
A thought before I go. Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise
manager learn the secrets of them all? Sadly warriors, now longer can I keep thy
company nor savor the ale of thy fine city. Depart I must and soon! Till next we
meet remember: a fool flies into a rage quickly and often. The wise are angered by
the same thing only once. Zontani Sharp Eyes
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RUPTURE 99-3463 27 17 4 252 BLOOD GANG (1532) SOUTH RIDGE
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437 36 20 207 THE WALKING DEAD (1538) ARVAT
-OHMYGOD 63-2147 32 11 1 192 WRATHMEN (1563) AMEN-TEI
GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 79 68 190 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
ASSUR 18-7821 56 112 2 190 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
-DON KING 47-5374 47 43 3 190 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
DAGAN 21-7201 35 29 183 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
-HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 45 44 1 181 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SAMWELL 9-4079 31 9 1 177 THE NIGHT'S WATCH (787) ZUKAL
-RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 41 24 1 173 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
RED ALERT 50-139 42 38 1 169 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
RABID TOAD 98-2767 19 25 4 169 BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510) SYVYN'S HILL
VIPER 3-7087 41 41 167 SERPENTS' HOLD (1604) OSKSI
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 35 29 162 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
ARTHUR DENT 11-7305 29 29 158 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
BURIED TREASURE 33-7722 24 9 158 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
-B'ZIADUL 71-3311 32 21 1 157 WRATHMEN XIV (1581) KYR'TERR
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 32 35 1 154 COLLEGE RADIO (1541) TRICORUS
-MORELLA 29-3830 22 13 153 THE GUILD (432) LAPUR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-FLY FISHER 21-6727 34 9 1 149 SEA DOGS (1446) SUNSET
HARE BINGER 81-1790 27 19 2 148 FURRY FURY (1593) SHADOWSPIRE
-THE ROOSTER 40-2888 28 20 146 MURDER BY MUSIC II (730) ZENSU
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882 29 17 2 143 SHEWISH BUFFET (1568) AMEN-TEI
-SINCEMILLA 71-3308 24 8 140 WRATHMEN XIV (1581) KYR'TERR
NASTY NES 50-142 43 44 1 137 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697 47 46 136 SORE LOSERS (1580) SUNSET
VIPER 36-7544 32 16 134 SERPENTS HOLD (1609) JHANS
YELLOWBEARD 18-2149 33 20 133 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
XAVIER 75-2071 24 9 2 132 RUNEBLADES (1585) JADE MOUNTAIN
-ELLORIEN 9-4150 23 15 132 THE NIGHT'S WATCH (787) ZUKAL
FISHWIFE 33-7822 22 20 4 110 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
-EUROPEAN HAND BULL 73-3099 22 11 108 THE BULLS (1144) ERINIKA
THRESHPACK 50-138 34 45 101 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HULL SCRUBBER 33-7823 21 1 1 100 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
-BRUNHILDE 3-7278 26 15 4 97 AESIR (256) OSKSI
TOXIC SLUDGE 13-5511 23 22 2 96 MMM BEER! (1606) DULLENS
LI KUI 52-851 28 27 1 95 WAH CHING (1565) FRATSFA
-LING 75-2082 25 11 1 92 FALSE OVERTURES (849) JADE MOUNTAIN
WELL DON 16-6079 22 3 92 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601) WILLAF
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SEAM 71-3319 19 3 2 90 ARENAS III (1594) KYR'TERR
URCHIN 42-4522 15 1 87 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
-DAEMYN 71-2940 11 4 85 WRATHMEN XXV (1558) KYR'TERR
HARBOR MASTER 18-10008 18 8 1 78 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
ZANDER 14-4759 13 6 1 78 ZOMBIE SQUAD (1616) TOBIR
-SHELLBACK 33-7769 16 6 77 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
-KEIRA 30-5002 21 11 2 76 WRATHMEN (727) IAYE
FIDDLESTICKS 84-27559 18 16 76 ANCIENT CURSES (1617) BLACKSTONE
CERES 99-3866 8 11 4 76 DODEKATHEON (1590) SOUTH RIDGE
STICKY FINGERS 42-4523 22 5 1 75 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 61-3633 16 9 1 74 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
URA GONER 8-5214 14 3 74 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
NAKED LUNCH 78-2917 25 22 69 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837 20 4 69 UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614) VEASTIAN
THE DARK FROG 35-4347 19 8 2 69 BATTLE FROGS (1597) MURSKA
-THE JANITOR 45-2545 17 13 2 66 AVID FANS (569) STORMCROWE
-FREE BIRD 84-29006 16 12 1 66 CLASSIC ROCK (1596) BLACKSTONE
FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309 16 12 63 BATTLE FROGS (1597) MURSKA
INNARD SKINARD 98-3573 11 9 4 62 T-3 (1591) SYVYN'S HILL
NERO 29-5707 33 40 1 60 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
HAMILCAR 21-7575 17 14 2 60 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
MONTY BURNS 82-55805 20 32 59 NUCLEAR WASTES (1588) DWES EG
-A TALENT SCOUT 45-3950 16 10 1 59 AVID FANS (569) STORMCROWE
GRAVITRON 19-5369 15 3 1 58 THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611) ZUWAYZA
-KEISHA 11-7584 18 10 56 WRATHMEN DM 20 (1536) ARUAK CITY
BOA 1-8830 18 15 56 SERPENTS' HOLD (1618) MORDANT
CAT N TONIC 81-1870 17 17 2 54 FURRY FURY (1593) SHADOWSPIRE
BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370 16 10 50 COLLEGE RADIO (1603) ARVAT
HOFFA 18-8478 29 128 1 49 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
TICKLE ME TIGER 11-7391 21 15 2 46 FURRY FURY (1598) ARUAK CITY
SHIV 26-5006 15 12 1 43 SERPENTS HOLD (1608) CALEAM
HOFFA 18-9369 33 99 34 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
FROG FRACTURE 98-3813 13 8 3 29 MURDEROUS FROGS 3 (1589) SYVYN'S HILL
VULCAN 99-3864 8 11 4 26 DODEKATHEON (1590) SOUTH RIDGE
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
THE DARK FROG 35-4347 19 8 2 BATTLE FROGS 1597 HULL SCRUBBER 33-7823 627
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
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LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
RUPTURE devastated DAGAN in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
ROTTING ROLAND demolished RABID TOAD in a popular 1 minute one-sided melee.
GOPHER BAROQUE unbelievably bested RED ALERT in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gory brawl.
SLAP YOURSELF SILLY was overpowered by ARTHUR DENT in a 2 minute mismatched match.
VIPER slimly won victory over KUNG PAO KOLACTAN in a 2 minute fight.
VIPER was bested by MANNY LEHMAN in a 2 minute match.
ASSUR devastated HARE BINGER in a action packed 2 minute one-sided competition.
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? vanquished YELLOWBEARD in a popular 2 minute gruesome uneven duel.
FISHWIFE won victory over TOXIC SLUDGE in a 2 minute fight.
BURIED TREASURE overpowered NASTY NES in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
XAVIER overpowered WELL DON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
LI KUI handily defeated BRITISH SEA POWER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
THRESHPACK demolished NAKED LUNCH in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
CERES handily defeated CAT N TONIC in a action packed 1 minute one-sided conflict.
VULCAN was overpowered by BOA in a 2 minute uneven struggle.
FROG FRACTURE was handily defeated by LAKE SAILOR in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
INNARD SKINARD outwaited HOFFA in a tiring 16 minute brawl.
FIDDLESTICKS beat FURIOUS FROGPALER in a exciting 1 minute match.
MONTY BURNS was overpowered by STICKY FINGERS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
GIRL SCOUT COOKIE viciously subdued GRAVITRON in a 5 minute competition.
ARCHERS OF LOAF defeated HAMILCAR in a exciting 1 minute duel.
URCHIN beat URA GONER in a action packed 1 minute fray.
THE DARK FROG was easily killed by HULL SCRUBBER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
NERO narrowly defeated SHIV in a action packed 3 minute brutal fight.
HARBOR MASTER overpowered TICKLE ME TIGER in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
HOFFA was savagely defeated by ZANDER in a exciting 8 minute gruesome melee.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 22 STRIKING ATTACK 43 - 19 - 0 69 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 5 SLASHING ATTACK 33 - 17 - 2 66 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 LUNGING ATTACK 33 - 28 - 0 54 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 BASHING ATTACK 16 - 16 - 0 50 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 WALL OF STEEL 18 - 20 - 0 47 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 AIMED BLOW 79 - 92 - 1 46 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-LUNGE 14 - 18 - 0 44 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 PARRY-STRIKE 18 - 25 - 0 42 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 15 - 0 29 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 24 - 0 25 |
Turn 627 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 2 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 2 LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 11 - 11 1 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 WALL OF STEEL
1 SLASHING ATTACK
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK RUPTURE 99-3463 27 17 4 252 BLOOD GANG (1532)
AIMED BLOW ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437 36 20 0 207 THE WALKING DEAD (1538)
TOTAL PARRY GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 79 68 0 190 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)
BASHING ATTACK ASSUR 18-7821 56 112 2 190 ARROGANCE (755)
LUNGING ATTACK DAGAN 21-7201 35 29 0 183 BLOOD AND SAND (1545)
SLASHING ATTACK RED ALERT 50-139 42 38 1 169 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)
PARRY-STRIKE RABID TOAD 98-2767 19 25 4 169 BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510)
WALL OF STEEL HARE BINGER 81-1790 27 19 2 148 FURRY FURY (1593)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SLAP YOURSELF SIL 21-4697 47 46 0 136 SORE LOSERS (1580)
PARRY-LUNGE THRESHPACK 50-138 34 45 0 101 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)
The overall popularity leader is ASSUR 18-7821. The most popular warrior this turn
was ZANDER 14-4759. The ten other most popular fighters were RED ALERT 50-139, GIRL
SCOUT COOKIE 61-3633, GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359, ASSUR 18-7821, WHAT'S A VOLKSIE?
38-4563, GRAVITRON 19-5369, SHIV 26-5006, VIPER 3-7087, FISHWIFE 33-7822, and XAVIER
75-2071.
The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 18-9369. The other ten least popular
fighters were INNARD SKINARD 98-3573, THE DARK FROG 35-4347, MONTY BURNS 82--9731,
FROG FRACTURE 98-3813, NAKED LUNCH 78-2917, BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370, TICKLE ME
TIGER 11-7391, URA GONER 8-5214, HAMILCAR 21-7575, and STICKY FINGERS 42-4523.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 0 0 CALEAM(26) 0 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 0 0
NIANIA(2) 1 0 0 LAPUR(29) 1 0 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0
OSKSI(3) 1 0 0 ARVAT(32) 1 1 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 0 1 0
ARKERS(8) 0 1 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 3 0 1 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 1 0 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 1 0 MURSKA(35) 0 2 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 0 1 0
DULLENS(13) 0 1 0 JHANS(36) 0 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 0 2 0
TOBIR(14) 1 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 1 0 0 DWES EG(82) 0 1 0
WILLAF(16) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 2 0 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 1 0 0
TALCAMA(18) 2 3 0 VEASTIAN(43) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 1 2 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 0 1 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 1 2 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 2 1 0
SUNSET(21) 0 3 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BOA 1-8830 18 15 0 56 SERPENTS' HOLD (1618) MORDANT
GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 79 68 0 190 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
VIPER 3-7087 41 41 0 167 SERPENTS' HOLD (1604) OSKSI
URA GONER 8-5214 14 3 0 74 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
ARTHUR DENT 11-7305 29 29 0 158 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
TOXIC SLUDGE 13-5511 23 22 2 96 MMM BEER! (1606) DULLENS
ZANDER 14-4759 13 6 1 78 ZOMBIE SQUAD (1616) TOBIR
WELL DON 16-6079 22 3 0 92 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601) WILLAF
ASSUR 18-7821 56 112 2 190 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
GRAVITRON 19-5369 15 3 1 58 THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611) ZUWAYZA
DAGAN 21-7201 35 29 0 183 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
SHIV 26-5006 15 12 1 43 SERPENTS HOLD (1608) CALEAM
NERO 29-5707 33 40 1 60 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437 36 20 0 207 THE WALKING DEAD (1538) ARVAT
BURIED TREASURE 33-7722 24 9 0 158 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
THE DARK FROG 35-4347 19 8 2 69 BATTLE FROGS (1597) MURSKA
VIPER 36-7544 32 16 0 134 SERPENTS HOLD (1609) JHANS
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 35 29 0 162 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
URCHIN 42-4522 15 1 0 87 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837 20 4 0 69 UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614) VEASTIAN
RED ALERT 50-139 42 38 1 169 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 32 35 1 154 COLLEGE RADIO (1541) TRICORUS
LI KUI 52-851 28 27 1 95 WAH CHING (1565) FRATSFA
GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 61-3633 16 9 1 74 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882 29 17 2 143 SHEWISH BUFFET (1568) AMEN-TEI
XAVIER 75-2071 24 9 2 132 RUNEBLADES (1585) JADE MOUNTAIN
NAKED LUNCH 78-2917 25 22 0 69 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
HARE BINGER 81-1790 27 19 2 148 FURRY FURY (1593) SHADOWSPIRE
MONTY BURNS 82--9731 20 32 0 59 NUCLEAR WASTES (1588) DWES EG
FIDDLESTICKS 84-27559 18 16 0 76 ANCIENT CURSES (1617) BLACKSTONE
RABID TOAD 98-2767 19 25 4 169 BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510) SYVYN'S HILL
RUPTURE 99-3463 27 17 4 252 BLOOD GANG (1532) SOUTH RIDGE