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Date   : 02/12/2014    Duedate: 02/25/2014

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DM 101    TURN 630

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SEA DOGS 18/426      866  578   8 60.0      YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500
    SEA DOGS 33/1501                            DRAGONS GUARD II 52/1619
    SEA DOGS 35/1502                            SERPENTS HOLD 929 13/1621
    DUNGEON CELL 42/1470                      7 ANCIENT CUR 84/1617    7    7   0 50.0
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                    8 RED FURY 9/786       155  161   0 49.1
    SHEWISH BUFFET 63/1568                      THE TAKEN 29/350
    SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537                      RUNEBLADES 75/1585
  2 GARBAGE PAI 16/1601  122   88   2 58.1      HERO ALLIANCE 35/609
  3 TEAM FLOYD 38/690    372  271   2 57.9      SOUL WARRIORS 38/357
    DODEKATHEON 99/1590                       9 TREKKERS 29/1534     141  176   4 44.5
    COLLEGE RADIO 32/1603                       BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545
    COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541                       THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564
    THE MOTHERSHIP CC 19/1611                   THE WALKING DEAD 32/1538
    UNC COLLEGE RADIO 43/1614                10 WAH CHING 52/1565     78  104   1 42.9
    VCU COLLEGE RADIO 26/1620                   PUBLIC ENEMY 50/1530
  4 SORE LOSERS 21/1580   98   75   0 56.6   11 FURRY FURY 11/1598    58   80   0 42.0
    CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/589                     FURRY FURY 81/1593
  5-BLOOD GANG 99/1532    20   16   0 55.6      BATTLE FROGS 35/1597
  6 T-3 98/1591          129  126   0 50.6      BLOOD FROGS 2 98/1510
    MMM BEER! 13/1606                           NUCLEAR WASTES 82/1588
    ZOMBIE SQUAD 14/1616                        FROGGY HORRORS 4 96/1622
    SERPENTS HOLD 26/1608                       MURDEROUS FROGS 3 98/1589
    SERPENTS HOLD 36/1609                    12 ARROGANCE 18/755     541  856  11 38.7
    SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618                    13 MADMAN 82/1081         5    8   0 38.5
    SERPENTS' HOLD 3/1604

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     This is a great place for writing spy reports, it's so quiet.  But that's also
why it's a terrible place for it.  Hard to believe anyone's listenint, you know?  Ah,
well.
     Significant point movements:  Well Don, up 36.  Fairly new arrival, Well.  The
Dark Frog, down 31, for a loss to a standby.
     No one avoided anyone else.  Slap Yourself Silly was the most challenged--yes,
we DID have challenges.
     Twenty-nine fights, four challenges, three standbys.  The standbys went 3-0.

     HOFFA (18-8478) (29-130-1,33) of ARROGANCE fought FRANKIE (13-5579) (19-15-0,72)
of SERPENTS HOLD 929.  HOFFA was savagely defeated by FRANKIE in a dull 9 minute gory
duel.  Newcomers ask what Hoffa has to be arrogant about.  It's all history, deep 
history.
     HOFFA (18-9369) (33-101-0,47) of ARROGANCE fought URA GONER (8-5214) (16-3-0,78)
of YOU PAY I SLAY.  HOFFA was overpowered by URA GONER in an exciting 2 minute gory
uneven competition.  And multiple, ah, not personalities, multiple bodies with one
personality?
     HAMILCAR (21-7575) (17-16-2,50) of BLOOD AND SAND fought ARDSHEAL (9-4183) (19-
16-0,69) of RED FURY.  HAMILCAR was overcome by ARDSHEAL in an action packed 1 minute
bout.  Always good to see a couple of youngsters beating on each other.  Better than
having them beating on me!
     SNOWMAN (29-3460) (23-23-1,75) of THE TAKEN fought SHIV (26-5006) (15-14-1,48)
of SERPENTS HOLD.  SNOWMAN was beaten by SHIV in a 2 minute duel.  Better a shovel
than a shiv, if you ask me.

     BRITISH SEA POWER (32-5370) (17-11-0,50) of COLLEGE RADIO fought TOXIC SLUDGE
(13-5511) (23-24-2,72) of MMM BEER!.  BRITISH SEA POWER was overpowered by TOXIC
SLUDGE in a 1 minute uneven match.  More oil spills?
     FURIOUS FROGPALER (35-4309) (18-12-0,81) of BATTLE FROGS fought GRAVITRON (19-
5369) (16-4-1,82) of THE MOTHERSHIP CC.  FURIOUS FROGPALER overpowered GRAVITRON in a
popular 1 minute uneven fight.  Gravity-defying frogs.  Just what we need.
     THE DARK FROG (35-4347) (20-8-2,71) of BATTLE FROGS fought LAKE SAILOR (101-2)
(0-0-0,30) of the Louts Local 101.  THE DARK FROG was overpowered by LAKE SAILOR in a
1 minute uneven fight.  You can see why Dark dropped.
     DARGON (52-4264) (20-10-0,62) of DRAGONS GUARD II fought ARCHERS OF LOAF (43-
4837) (21-5-0,68) of UNC COLLEGE RADIO.  DARGON was handily defeated by ARCHERS OF
LOAF in a 1 minute one-sided contest.  Are they allowed to throw things in the arena?
Surely not.
     GIRL SCOUT COOKIE (61-3633) (16-11-1,52) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought TICKLE ME
TIGER (11-7391) (23-15-2,78) of FURRY FURY.  GIRL SCOUT COOKIE was overpowered by
TICKLE ME TIGER in a 2 minute uneven fray.  That's what cookies are for.

     FLY SACRIFICE (96-4629) (7-3-4,28) of FROGGY HORRORS 4 fought HERMY (101-4) (0-
0-0,50) of the Louts Local 101.  FLY SACRIFICE was defeated by HERMY in a 1 minute
one-sided duel.  And what Hermy said afterward doesn't bear repeating.  I don't think
she appreciated the fly.
     FROG FRACTURE (98-3813) (15-8-3,70) of MURDEROUS FROGS 3 fought INNARD SKINARD
(98-3573) (12-10-4,70) of T-3.  FROG FRACTURE overpowered INNARD SKINARD in a 1
minute mismatched conflict.  Innard is now severely fractured.
     VULCAN (99-3864) (8-13-4,35) of DODEKATHEON fought BOA (1-8830) (19-16-0,49) of
SERPENTS' HOLD.  VULCAN was savagely defeated by BOA in a 2 minute brutal bout.  I
thought that was some other guy, Laccoon or somebody?
     CERES (99-3866) (9-12-4,62) of DODEKATHEON fought MR. FROST (82-4399) (22-25-
1,31) of MADMAN.  CERES viciously subdued MR. FROST in an exciting 1 minute brutal
fight.  Good.  Anything to hasten spring.
     VIPER (36-7544) (34-16-0,150) of SERPENTS HOLD fought WELL DON (16-6079) (23-4-
0,123) of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS.  VIPER was handily defeated by WELL DON in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.  And thus Well's spring upward.

     MANNY LEHMAN (51-5074) (32-37-1,146) of COLLEGE RADIO fought NAKED LUNCH (78-
2917) (27-22-0,93) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  MANNY LEHMAN overpowered NAKED LUNCH in a 1
minute uneven struggle.  A guy's gotta eat.
     THRESHPACK (50-138) (35-46-0,118) of PUBLIC ENEMY fought FISHWIFE (33-7822) (22-
22-4,108) of SEA DOGS.  THRESHPACK slimly won victory over FISHWIFE in an action
packed 3 minute fight.  She was occluded by an octopus.
     RABID TOAD (98-2767) (21-25-4,176) of BLOOD FROGS 2 fought HARBOR MASTER (18-
10008) (20-8-1,101) of SEA DOGS.  RABID TOAD bested HARBOR MASTER in a crowd pleasing
1 minute bout.  I didn't know that could happen to toads.  I thought it was just
warts.
     XAVIER (75-2071) (25-10-2,176) of RUNEBLADES fought YELLOWBEARD (18-2149) (33-
22-0,144) of SEA DOGS.  XAVIER viciously subdued YELLOWBEARD in an exciting 3 minute
brutal contest.  AND cut off his beard.
     DAGAN (21-7201) (36-30-0,177) of BLOOD AND SAND fought NASTY NES (50-142) (43-
46-1,141) of PUBLIC ENEMY.  DAGAN savagely defeated NASTY NES in a 2 minute bloody
match.  You think Nasty got that name for a joke?

     ARTHUR DENT (11-7305) (30-30-0,178) of THE HITCHHIKERS fought LI KUI (52-851)
(30-27-1,154) of WAH CHING.  ARTHUR DENT beat LI KUI in a 2 minute fight.  Dented
him, in fact.
     GOPHER BAROQUE (2-3359) (79-70-0,164) of CREAM OF THE SLOP fought KUNG PAO
KOLACTAN (63-2882) (31-17-2,166) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  GOPHER BAROQUE was vanquished by
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN in a 4 minute one-sided fight.  Gophers don't eat that kind of
stuff.
     HAMMERHEAD (35-4129) (48-46-2,174) of SEA DOGS fought NINJA FERD (101-30) (0-0-
0,130) of the Louts Local 101.  HAMMERHEAD lost to NINJA FERD in a popular 3 minute
gruesome duel.  Although it was tactless of Ferd to laugh.
     COBRA (3-7087) (43-41-0,183) of SERPENTS' HOLD fought RED ALERT (50-139) (43-39-
1,154) of PUBLIC ENEMY.  COBRA handily defeated RED ALERT in a 1 minute uneven melee.
It's the hood.  Deceptive.
     WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? (38-4563) (36-30-0,191) of TEAM FLOYD fought BURIED TREASURE
(33-7722) (25-10-0,157) of SEA DOGS.  WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? was devastated by BURIED
TREASURE in a 1 minute competition.  Well, a Volksie is not a buried treasure.

The challenges:
     NERO (29-5707) (34-41-1,68) of TREKKERS challenged ZANDER (14-4759) (14-7-1,61)
of ZOMBIE SQUAD.  Down 7.  NERO was savagely defeated by ZANDER in a crowd pleasing 2
minute Challenge match.  Watch out, Zander, he might send Archie after you!
     CAT N TONIC (81-1870) (18-18-2,65) of FURRY FURY challenged STICKY FINGERS (42-
4523) (24-5-1,87) of DUNGEON CELL.  Up 22.  CAT N TONIC was devastated by STICKY
FINGERS in a 1 minute Challenge contest.  You ever seen a cat with honey in its fur?
Not pretty.
     MONTY BURNS (82-55805) (20-34-0,43) of NUCLEAR WASTES challenged FIDDLESTICKS
(84-27559) (18-18-0,59) of ANCIENT CURSES.  Up 16.  MONTY BURNS was demolished by
FIDDLESTICKS in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.  A curse indeed!
     HARE BINGER (81-1790) (28-19-2,159) of FURRY FURY challenged SLAP YOURSELF SILLY
(21-4697) (49-46-0,168) of SORE LOSERS.  Up 9.  HARE BINGER was devastated by SLAP
YOURSELF SILLY in a 1 minute Challenge fight.  So much for Hare's most-challenge.

For the title:
     ASSUR (18-7821) (58-112-2,218) of ARROGANCE fought ROTTING ROLAND (32-5437) (38-
20-0,214) of THE WALKING DEAD.  ASSUR was vanquished by ROTTING ROLAND in an exciting
1 minute mismatched Title fight.  Our congratulations to Rotting Roland.

                                       Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437       39  20     225  THE WALKING DEAD (1538)    ARVAT

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ASSUR 18-7821                58 113  2  195  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
-RUPTURE 99-3463              28  18  4  190  BLOOD GANG (1532)          SOUTH RIDGE
 COBRA 3-7087                 44  41     189  SERPENTS' HOLD (1604)      OSKSI
 BURIED TREASURE 33-7722      26  10     187  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882    32  17  2  183  SHEWISH BUFFET (1568)      AMEN-TEI
 SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697  50  46     182  SORE LOSERS (1580)         SUNSET
 XAVIER 75-2071               26  10  2  182  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305          31  30     180  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 DAGAN 21-7201                37  30     179  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 RABID TOAD 98-2767           22  25  4  178  BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510)       SYVYN'S HILL
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563    36  31     168  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359        79  71     159  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 WELL DON 16-6079             24   4     159  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)   WILLAF
 LI KUI 52-851                30  28  1  156  WAH CHING (1565)           FRATSFA
 RED ALERT 50-139             43  40  1  152  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 HARE BINGER 81-1790          28  20  2  152  FURRY FURY (1593)          SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HAMMERHEAD 35-4129           48  47  2  150  SEA DOGS (1502)            MURSKA
 YELLOWBEARD 18-2149          33  23     150  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074         33  37  1  148  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 NASTY NES 50-142             43  47  1  147  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
-NIGHTSHADE 29-3773           21  15     141  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 VIPER 36-7544                34  17     132  SERPENTS HOLD (1609)       JHANS
-JAZI 29-3560                 26  10     124  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
-STORM GIANT 81-1819          28  24     123  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THRESHPACK 50-138            36  46     121  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
-TRIDENT 29-3767              26   9     119  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
-GLORY 35-2429                25  15     119  HERO ALLIANCE (609)        MURSKA
 HARBOR MASTER 18-10008       20   9  1  116  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
-RAGGYMAN 38-1588             24  22  1  107  SOUL WARRIORS (357)        CLIFFHOME
 FISHWIFE 33-7822             22  23  4  107  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
-HULL SCRUBBER 33-7823        22   1  1  106  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309    19  12      99  BATTLE FROGS (1597)        MURSKA
-URCHIN 42-4522               16   1      98  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917          27  23      96  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 STICKY FINGERS 42-4523       25   5  1   91  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-THE STATISTICIAN 45-2309     22  23      89  AVID FANS (569)            STORMCROWE
 TICKLE ME TIGER 11-7391      24  15  2   85  FURRY FURY (1598)          ARUAK CITY
 URA GONER 8-5214             17   3      83  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837      22   5      82  UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614)   VEASTIAN
 FROG FRACTURE 98-3813        16   8  3   82  MURDEROUS FROGS 3 (1589)   SYVYN'S HILL
 TOXIC SLUDGE 13-5511         24  24  2   79  MMM BEER! (1606)           DULLENS
 FRANKIE 13-5579              20  15      74  SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621)   DULLENS
 GRAVITRON 19-5369            16   5  1   73  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611)   ZUWAYZA
 ZANDER 14-4759               15   7  1   73  ZOMBIE SQUAD (1616)        TOBIR
 ARDSHEAL 9-4183              20  16      71  RED FURY (786)             ZUKAL
 FIDDLESTICKS 84-27559        19  18      68  ANCIENT CURSES (1617)      BLACKSTONE
 SHIV 26-5006                 16  14  1   68  SERPENTS HOLD (1608)       CALEAM
 CAT N TONIC 81-1870          18  19  2   66  FURRY FURY (1593)          SHADOWSPIRE
 CERES 99-3866                10  12  4   64  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE
-MR. YUCK 29-3994             16   8      62  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       12  11  4   62  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 NERO 29-5707                 34  42  1   61  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 DARGON 52-4264               20  11      58  DRAGONS GUARD II (1619)    FRATSFA
 SNOWMAN 29-3460              23  24  1   57  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
-HOPE 29-3988                 21  15  1   53  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 BOA 1-8830                   20  16      51  SERPENTS' HOLD (1618)      MORDANT
 HAMILCAR 21-7575             17  17  2   51  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 61-3633    16  12  1   51  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 HOFFA 18-9369                33 102      49  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370    17  12      46  COLLEGE RADIO (1603)       ARVAT
 THE DARK FROG 35-4347        20   9  2   40  BATTLE FROGS (1597)        MURSKA
 MONTY BURNS 82-55805         20  35      37  NUCLEAR WASTES (1588)      DWES EG
 HOFFA 18-8478                29 131  1   36  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 VULCAN 99-3864                8  14  4   35  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE
 MR. FROST 82-4399            22  26  1   34  MADMAN (1081)              DWES EG
 FLY SACRIFICE 96-4629         7   4  4   29  FROGGY HORRORS 4 (1622)    OLD VALAMANTIS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HARE BINGER was devastated by SLAP YOURSELF SILLY in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
MONTY BURNS was demolished by FIDDLESTICKS in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
CAT N TONIC was devastated by STICKY FINGERS in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
NERO was savagely defeated by ZANDER in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge match.
ASSUR was vanquished by ROTTING ROLAND in a exciting 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? was devastated by BURIED TREASURE in a 1 minute competition.
COBRA handily defeated RED ALERT in a 1 minute uneven melee.
HAMMERHEAD lost to NINJA FERD in a popular 3 minute gruesome duel.
GOPHER BAROQUE was vanquished by KUNG PAO KOLACTAN in a 4 minute one-sided fight.
ARTHUR DENT beat LI KUI in a 2 minute fight.
DAGAN savagely defeated NASTY NES in a 2 minute bloody match.
XAVIER viciously subdued YELLOWBEARD in a exciting 3 minute brutal contest.
RABID TOAD bested HARBOR MASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
THRESHPACK slimly won victory over FISHWIFE in a action packed 3 minute fight.
MANNY LEHMAN overpowered NAKED LUNCH in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
VIPER was handily defeated by WELL DON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
CERES viciously subdued MR. FROST in a exciting 1 minute brutal fight.
VULCAN was savagely defeated by BOA in a 2 minute brutal bout.
FROG FRACTURE overpowered INNARD SKINARD in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
FLY SACRIFICE was defeated by HERMY in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
GIRL SCOUT COOKIE was overpowered by TICKLE ME TIGER in a 2 minute uneven fray.
DARGON was handily defeated by ARCHERS OF LOAF in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
THE DARK FROG was overpowered by LAKE SAILOR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
FURIOUS FROGPALER overpowered GRAVITRON in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
BRITISH SEA POWER was overpowered by TOXIC SLUDGE in a 1 minute uneven match.
SNOWMAN was beaten by SHIV in a 2 minute duel.
HAMILCAR was overcome by ARDSHEAL in a action packed 1 minute bout.
HOFFA was overpowered by URA GONER in a exciting 2 minute gory uneven competition.
HOFFA was savagely defeated by FRANKIE in a dull 9 minute gory duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      25         STRIKING ATTACK   41 -  12 -  0      77  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         SLASHING ATTACK   27 -  14 -  2      66  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         PARRY-STRIKE      25 -  19 -  0      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         LUNGING ATTACK    22 -  21 -  0      51  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         BASHING ATTACK    19 -  19 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        92 - 105 -  0      47  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      7 -  10 -  0      41  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  14 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  28 -  0      35  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         TOTAL PARRY        6 -  28 -  0      18  |

Turn 630 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  3         4  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  2         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  2         1  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW        15 - 10     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  4         1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  5         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437     39  20  0  225 THE WALKING DEAD (1538)
BASHING ATTACK   ASSUR 18-7821              58 113  2  195 ARROGANCE (755)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SLAP YOURSELF SIL 21-4697  50  46  0  182 SORE LOSERS (1580)
SLASHING ATTACK  XAVIER 75-2071             26  10  2  182 RUNEBLADES (1585)
PARRY-STRIKE     ARTHUR DENT 11-7305        31  30  0  180 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)
LUNGING ATTACK   DAGAN 21-7201              37  30  0  179 BLOOD AND SAND (1545)
TOTAL PARRY      GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359      79  71  0  159 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    LI KUI 52-851              30  28  1  156 WAH CHING (1565)
STRIKING ATTACK  VIPER 36-7544              34  17  0  132 SERPENTS HOLD (1609)
PARRY-LUNGE      THRESHPACK 50-138          36  46  0  121 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)

The overall popularity leader is ASSUR 18-7821.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was XAVIER 75-2071.  The ten other most popular fighters were KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 
63-2882, ZANDER 14-4759, WELL DON 16-6079, URA GONER 8-5214, HAMMERHEAD 35-4129, 
FIDDLESTICKS 84-27559, CERES 99-3866, ARTHUR DENT 11-7305, DAGAN 21-7201, and HARBOR 
MASTER 18-10008.

The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 18-8478.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were HAMILCAR 21-7575, BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370, GRAVITRON 19-5369, THE 
DARK FROG 35-4347, INNARD SKINARD 98-3573, NAKED LUNCH 78-2917, RED ALERT 50-139, 
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563, HARE BINGER 81-1790, and SNOWMAN 29-3460.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  0 0  CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  2 0  
NIANIA(2)            0  1 0  LAPUR(29)            0  2 0  JURINE(61)           0  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            1  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   1  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           1  2 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  1 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       2  0 0  JHANS(36)            0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      0  2 0  
DULLENS(13)          2  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          0  2 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       1  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          0  5 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  2 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     2  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          0  1 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  1 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BOA 1-8830                  20  16  0   51  SERPENTS' HOLD (1618)      MORDANT
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359       79  71  0  159  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 COBRA 3-7087                44  41  0  189  SERPENTS' HOLD (1604)      OSKSI
 URA GONER 8-5214            17   3  0   83  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 ARDSHEAL 9-4183             20  16  0   71  RED FURY (786)             ZUKAL
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305         31  30  0  180  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 TOXIC SLUDGE 13-5511        24  24  2   79  MMM BEER! (1606)           DULLENS
 ZANDER 14-4759              15   7  1   73  ZOMBIE SQUAD (1616)        TOBIR
 WELL DON 16-6079            24   4  0  159  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)   WILLAF
 ASSUR 18-7821               58 113  2  195  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 GRAVITRON 19-5369           16   5  1   73  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611)   ZUWAYZA
 SLAP YOURSELF SILL 21-4697  50  46  0  182  SORE LOSERS (1580)         SUNSET
 SHIV 26-5006                16  14  1   68  SERPENTS HOLD (1608)       CALEAM
 NERO 29-5707                34  42  1   61  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437      39  20  0  225  THE WALKING DEAD (1538)    ARVAT
 BURIED TREASURE 33-7722     26  10  0  187  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 HAMMERHEAD 35-4129          48  47  2  150  SEA DOGS (1502)            MURSKA
 VIPER 36-7544               34  17  0  132  SERPENTS HOLD (1609)       JHANS
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563   36  31  0  168  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 STICKY FINGERS 42-4523      25   5  1   91  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837     22   5  0   82  UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614)   VEASTIAN
 RED ALERT 50-139            43  40  1  152  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074        33  37  1  148  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 LI KUI 52-851               30  28  1  156  WAH CHING (1565)           FRATSFA
 GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 61-3633   16  12  1   51  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882   32  17  2  183  SHEWISH BUFFET (1568)      AMEN-TEI
 XAVIER 75-2071              26  10  2  182  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917         27  23  0   96  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 HARE BINGER 81-1790         28  20  2  152  FURRY FURY (1593)          SHADOWSPIRE
 MONTY BURNS 82--9731        20  35  0   37  NUCLEAR WASTES (1588)      DWES EG
 FIDDLESTICKS 84-27559       19  18  0   68  ANCIENT CURSES (1617)      BLACKSTONE
 FLY SACRIFICE 96-4629        7   4  4   29  FROGGY HORRORS 4 (1622)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 RABID TOAD 98-2767          22  25  4  178  BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510)       SYVYN'S HILL

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CERES 99-3866               10  12  4   64  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE