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Date   : 02/26/2014    Duedate: 03/11/2014

HOME GUARD ARENA

DM 101    TURN 631

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SEA DOGS 18/426      870  583   8 59.9      SERPENTS' HOLD 3/1604
    SEA DOGS 33/1501                            YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500
    SEA DOGS 35/1502                            SERPENTS' HOLD 10/1623
    DUNGEON CELL 42/1470                        DRAGONS GUARD II 52/1619
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      SERPENTS HOLD 929 13/1621
    SHEWISH BUFFET 63/1568                    8 RED FURY 9/786       157  162   0 49.2
    SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537                      THE TAKEN 29/350
  2 TEAM FLOYD 38/690    377  273   2 58.0      RUNEBLADES 75/1585
    DODEKATHEON 99/1590                         HERO ALLIANCE 35/609
    COLLEGE RADIO 32/1603                     9 TREKKERS 29/1534     143  179   4 44.4
    COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541                       BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545
    THE MOTHERSHIP CC 19/1611                   THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564
    UNC COLLEGE RADIO 43/1614                   THE WALKING DEAD 32/1538
    VCU COLLEGE RADIO 26/1620                10 WAH CHING 52/1565     80  106   1 43.0
  3 GARBAGE PAI 16/1601  122   89   2 57.8      PUBLIC ENEMY 50/1530
  4 SORE LOSERS 21/1580   99   76   0 56.6   11 FURRY FURY 11/1598    62   85   0 42.2
    CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/589                     FURRY FURY 81/1593
  5-BLOOD GANG 99/1532    20   16   0 55.6      BATTLE FROGS 35/1597
  6 ADULT SWIM 7/1625      8    7   0 53.3      BLOOD FROGS 2 98/1510
    ANCIENT CURSES 84/1617                      NUCLEAR WASTES 82/1588
  7 T-3 98/1591          137  129   0 51.5      FROGGY HORRORS 4 96/1622
    MMM BEER! 13/1606                           MURDEROUS FROGS 3 98/1589
    ZOMBIE SQUAD 14/1616                     12 ARROGANCE 18/755     541  859  11 38.6
    SERPENTS HOLD 26/1608                    13 MADMAN 82/1081         5    9   0 35.7
    SERPENTS HOLD 36/1609                    14 THIEVES GUILD 1/71     2    4   0 33.3
    SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     This is all Alarond had to say about Home Guard today, despite twenty-nine
fights, and you can see why.  No challenges, no avoids, no personals....

     "Good day, in HOME GUARD a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets
poor.  So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news.  And let's see, HARBOR
MASTER fought GOPHER BAROQUE and gained 34 points and contributed to SEA DOGS' 1-1-0.
GOPHER BAROQUE has lost to HARBOR MASTER, falling 23 points, while helping make CREAM
OF THE SLOP a 0-1-0 turn.  The attempts to dethrone the Captain of the Guard have
failed, and ROTTING ROLAND remains HOME GUARD's top warrior for another turn.  Can
someone confirm a rumor for me?  I hear the top team makes their losing fighters do
dishes at The Bash & Glug until they win.  Maybe?
     "I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A
basher friend of mine assures me this is true.  (Not if it's full of sap and splits.)
     "The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  Is it really true that HOME GUARD
has more dishwashers per capita that fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...
     "I like this place, HOME GUARD, the taverns have old wine, and young serving
girls.  Who could ask for more?  Well, I'm burning daylight here in HOME GUARD and
I've a long road ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until the sun next rises and my pen
sets to paper-- Alarond the Scribe"

     BOA (1-8830) (20-16-0,51) of SERPENTS' HOLD fought THE DARK FROG (35-4347) (20-
9-2,40) of BATTLE FROGS.  BOA overpowered THE DARK FROG in a 2 minute one-sided
match.
     TOXIC SLUDGE (13-5511) (24-24-2,79) of MMM BEER! fought ARCHERS OF LOAF (43-
4837) (22-5-0,82) of UNC COLLEGE RADIO.  TOXIC SLUDGE was overpowered by ARCHERS OF
LOAF in a 1 minute uneven fight.
     FRANKIE (13-5579) (20-15-0,74) of SERPENTS HOLD 929 fought TICKLE ME TIGER (11-
7391) (24-15-2,85) of FURRY FURY.  FRANKIE was handily defeated by TICKLE ME TIGER in
a 1 minute one-sided duel.
     GIRL SCOUT COOKIE (61-3633) (16-12-1,51) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought ARDSHEAL (9-
4183) (20-16-0,71) of RED FURY.  GIRL SCOUT COOKIE was overpowered by ARDSHEAL in a 2
minute one-sided fray.

     HOFFA (18-8478) (29-131-1,36) of ARROGANCE fought ZANDER (14-4759) (15-7-1,73)
of ZOMBIE SQUAD.  HOFFA was demolished by ZANDER in an action packed 3 minute
gruesome one-sided melee.
     HOFFA (18-9369) (33-102-0,49) of ARROGANCE fought BRITISH SEA POWER (32-5370)
(17-12-0,46) of COLLEGE RADIO.  HOFFA was overpowered by BRITISH SEA POWER in a
popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
     GRAVITRON (19-5369) (16-5-1,73) of THE MOTHERSHIP CC fought NERO (29-5707) (34-
42-1,61) of TREKKERS.  GRAVITRON savagely defeated NERO in an action packed 3 minute
brutal fight.
     FLY SACRIFICE (96-4629) (7-4-4,29) of FROGGY HORRORS 4 fought SHIV (26-5006)
(16-14-1,68) of SERPENTS HOLD.  FLY SACRIFICE was devastated by SHIV in a 1 minute
one-sided bout.
     INNARD SKINARD (98-3573) (12-11-4,62) of T-3 fought MR. FROST (82-4399) (22-26-
1,34) of MADMAN.  INNARD SKINARD savagely defeated MR. FROST in an action packed 5
minute gruesome fray.

     FROG FRACTURE (98-3813) (16-8-3,82) of MURDEROUS FROGS 3 fought FIDDLESTICKS
(84-27559) (19-18-0,68) of ANCIENT CURSES.  FROG FRACTURE was devastated by
FIDDLESTICKS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
     HAMILCAR (21-7575) (17-17-2,51) of BLOOD AND SAND fought DARGON (52-4264) (20-
11-0,58) of DRAGONS GUARD II.  HAMILCAR was overpowered by DARGON in a 1 minute
mismatched conflict.
     CERES (99-3866) (10-12-4,64) of DODEKATHEON fought URA GONER (8-5214) (17-3-
0,83) of YOU PAY I SLAY.  CERES was overpowered by URA GONER in a 1 minute one-sided
bout.
     VULCAN (99-3864) (8-14-4,35) of DODEKATHEON fought MONTY BURNS (82-55805) (20-
35-0,37) of NUCLEAR WASTES.  VULCAN was overpowered by MONTY BURNS in a 1 minute one-
sided bout.
     STICKY FINGERS (42-4523) (25-5-1,91) of DUNGEON CELL fought CAT N TONIC (81-
1870) (18-19-2,66) of FURRY FURY.  STICKY FINGERS savagely defeated CAT N TONIC in a
crowd pleasing 2 minute brawl.

     NAKED LUNCH (78-2917) (27-23-0,96) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought RADIENCE (9-4004)
(24-18-3,62) of RED FURY.  NAKED LUNCH overpowered RADIENCE in an action packed 1
minute uneven struggle.
     FURIOUS FROGPALER (35-4309) (19-12-0,99) of BATTLE FROGS fought SLITHERING IDIOT
(10-6105) (21-8-0,71) of SERPENTS' HOLD.  FURIOUS FROGPALER handily defeated
SLITHERING IDIOT in a 1 minute uneven fight.
     MANNY LEHMAN (51-5074) (33-37-1,148) of COLLEGE RADIO fought NASTY NES (50-142)
(43-47-1,147) of PUBLIC ENEMY.  MANNY LEHMAN savagely defeated NASTY NES in a popular
3 minute bloody brawl.
     RED ALERT (50-139) (43-40-1,152) of PUBLIC ENEMY fought FISHWIFE (33-7822) (22-
23-4,107) of SEA DOGS.  RED ALERT overcame FISHWIFE in an exciting 2 minute contest.
     LI KUI (52-851) (30-28-1,156) of WAH CHING fought HAMMERHEAD (35-4129) (48-47-
2,150) of SEA DOGS.  LI KUI subdued HAMMERHEAD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.

     GOPHER BAROQUE (2-3359) (79-71-0,159) of CREAM OF THE SLOP fought HARBOR MASTER
(18-10008) (20-9-1,116) of SEA DOGS.  GOPHER BAROQUE was savagely defeated by HARBOR
MASTER in a popular 2 minute melee.
     WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? (38-4563) (36-31-0,168) of TEAM FLOYD fought ARTHUR DENT (11-
7305) (31-30-0,180) of THE HITCHHIKERS.  WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? vanquished ARTHUR DENT in
a 1 minute one-sided fight.
    WELL DON (16-6079) (24-4-0,159) of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS fought VIPER (36-7544) (34-
17-0,132) of SERPENTS HOLD.  WELL DON lost to VIPER in an action packed 1 minute
fight.
     DAGAN (21-7201) (37-30-0,179) of BLOOD AND SAND fought YELLOWBEARD (18-2149)
(33-23-0,150) of SEA DOGS.  DAGAN viciously subdued YELLOWBEARD in an action packed 2
minute gruesome melee.
     RABID TOAD (98-2767) (22-25-4,178) of BLOOD FROGS 2 fought THRESHPACK (50-138)
(36-46-0,121) of PUBLIC ENEMY.  RABID TOAD overpowered THRESHPACK in a popular 3
minute mismatched brawl.

     KUNG PAO KOLACTAN (63-2882) (32-17-2,183) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought ADONIS(S) (1-
370) (37-42-5,158) of THIEVES GUILD.  KUNG PAO KOLACTAN devastated ADONIS(S) in a
popular 2 minute bloody uneven brawl.
     XAVIER (75-2071) (26-10-2,182) of RUNEBLADES fought AYLIAN (101-23) (0-0-0,181)
of the Louts Local 101.  XAVIER overpowered AYLIAN in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
     SLAP YOURSELF SILLY (21-4697) (50-46-0,182) of SORE LOSERS fought BURIED
TREASURE (33-7722) (26-10-0,187) of SEA DOGS.  SLAP YOURSELF SILLY slimly won victory
over BURIED TREASURE in a 4 minute brawl.
     COBRA (3-7087) (44-41-0,189) of SERPENTS' HOLD fought HARE BINGER (81-1790) (28-
20-2,152) of FURRY FURY.  COBRA vanquished HARE BINGER in an exciting 1 minute gory
uneven battle.

     ROTTING ROLAND (32-5437) (39-20-0,225) of THE WALKING DEAD fought ASSUR (18-
7821) (58-113-2,195) of ARROGANCE.  ROTTING ROLAND bested ASSUR in a crowd pleasing 1
minute Title fight.

     And there you have it, in all its unadorned lines.
                                                         Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437       40  20     230  THE WALKING DEAD (1538)    ARVAT

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697  51  46     201  SORE LOSERS (1580)         SUNSET
 ASSUR 18-7821                58 114  2  196  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 COBRA 3-7087                 45  41     195  SERPENTS' HOLD (1604)      OSKSI
 XAVIER 75-2071               27  10  2  193  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882    33  17  2  190  SHEWISH BUFFET (1568)      AMEN-TEI
-RUPTURE 99-3463              28  18  4  190  BLOOD GANG (1532)          SOUTH RIDGE
 DAGAN 21-7201                38  30     185  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563    37  31     185  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 BURIED TREASURE 33-7722      26  11     181  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RABID TOAD 98-2767           23  25  4  180  BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510)       SYVYN'S HILL
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305          31  31     166  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 VIPER 36-7544                35  17     162  SERPENTS HOLD (1609)       JHANS
 LI KUI 52-851                31  28  1  161  WAH CHING (1565)           FRATSFA
 ADONIS(S) 1-370              37  43  5  158  THIEVES GUILD (71)         MORDANT
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074         34  37  1  156  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 RED ALERT 50-139             44  40  1  154  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 HARE BINGER 81-1790          28  21  2  152  FURRY FURY (1593)          SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 YELLOWBEARD 18-2149          33  24     150  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 HARBOR MASTER 18-10008       21   9  1  150  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 HAMMERHEAD 35-4129           48  48  2  148  SEA DOGS (1502)            MURSKA
 WELL DON 16-6079             24   5     145  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)   WILLAF
 NASTY NES 50-142             43  48  1  142  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359        79  72     136  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 THRESHPACK 50-138            36  47     126  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-JAZI 29-3560                 26  10     124  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
-GLORY 35-2429                25  15     119  HERO ALLIANCE (609)        MURSKA
 FISHWIFE 33-7822             22  24  4  115  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309    20  12     110  BATTLE FROGS (1597)        MURSKA
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917          28  23     101  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TICKLE ME TIGER 11-7391      25  15  2   96  FURRY FURY (1598)          ARUAK CITY
 STICKY FINGERS 42-4523       26   5  1   93  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837      23   5      92  UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614)   VEASTIAN

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 FIDDLESTICKS 84-27559        20  18      90  ANCIENT CURSES (1617)      BLACKSTONE
 URA GONER 8-5214             18   3      88  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 ARDSHEAL 9-4183              21  16      79  RED FURY (786)             ZUKAL
 GRAVITRON 19-5369            17   5  1   78  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611)   ZUWAYZA
 ZANDER 14-4759               16   7  1   77  ZOMBIE SQUAD (1616)        TOBIR
 TOXIC SLUDGE 13-5511         24  25  2   75  MMM BEER! (1606)           DULLENS
 CAT N TONIC 81-1870          18  20  2   73  FURRY FURY (1593)          SHADOWSPIRE
 SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105     21   9      70  SERPENTS' HOLD (1623)      KOLACT
 FRANKIE 13-5579              20  16      70  SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621)   DULLENS
-JACK B. NIMBLE 47-7446       19  12  1   70  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 SHIV 26-5006                 17  14  1   70  SERPENTS HOLD (1608)       CALEAM
 DARGON 52-4264               21  11      67  DRAGONS GUARD II (1619)    FRATSFA
 FROG FRACTURE 98-3813        16   9  3   66  MURDEROUS FROGS 3 (1589)   SYVYN'S HILL
 BOA 1-8830                   21  16      65  SERPENTS' HOLD (1618)      MORDANT
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       13  11  4   64  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 CERES 99-3866                10  13  4   63  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE
 NERO 29-5707                 34  43  1   62  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 RADIENCE 9-4004              24  19  3   62  RED FURY (786)             ZUKAL
 BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370    18  12      59  COLLEGE RADIO (1603)       ARVAT
-SNOWMAN 29-3460              23  24  1   57  THE TAKEN (350)            LAPUR
 GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 61-3633    16  13  1   48  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 MONTY BURNS 82-55805         21  35      46  NUCLEAR WASTES (1588)      DWES EG
 HAMILCAR 21-7575             17  18  2   46  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
-HELPER 51-5665               13   5      44  VENTURE BROS. (1555)       TRICORUS
 MR. FROST 82-4399            22  27  1   40  MADMAN (1081)              DWES EG
 HOFFA 18-9369                33 103      39  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 HOFFA 18-8478                29 132  1   37  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 THE DARK FROG 35-4347        20  10  2   34  BATTLE FROGS (1597)        MURSKA
 FLY SACRIFICE 96-4629         7   5  4   30  FROGGY HORRORS 4 (1622)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 VULCAN 99-3864                8  15  4   26  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE
-LUST 96-4739                  5   5  4   24  FEELS LIKE ??? (1624)      OLD VALAMANTIS

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ROTTING ROLAND bested ASSUR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Title fight.
COBRA vanquished HARE BINGER in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven battle.
SLAP YOURSELF SILLY slimly won victory over BURIED TREASURE in a 4 minute brawl.
XAVIER overpowered AYLIAN in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN devastated ADONIS(S) in a popular 2 minute bloody uneven brawl.
RABID TOAD overpowered THRESHPACK in a popular 3 minute mismatched brawl.
DAGAN viciously subdued YELLOWBEARD in a action packed 2 minute gruesome melee.
WELL DON lost to VIPER in a action packed 1 minute fight.
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? vanquished ARTHUR DENT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GOPHER BAROQUE was savagely defeated by HARBOR MASTER in a popular 2 minute melee.
LI KUI subdued HAMMERHEAD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
RED ALERT overcame FISHWIFE in a exciting 2 minute contest.
MANNY LEHMAN savagely defeated NASTY NES in a popular 3 minute bloody brawl.
FURIOUS FROGPALER handily defeated SLITHERING IDIOT in a 1 minute uneven fight.
NAKED LUNCH overpowered RADIENCE in a action packed 1 minute uneven struggle.
STICKY FINGERS savagely defeated CAT N TONIC in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brawl.
VULCAN was overpowered by MONTY BURNS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CERES was overpowered by URA GONER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HAMILCAR was overpowered by DARGON in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
FROG FRACTURE was devastated by FIDDLESTICKS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
INNARD SKINARD savagely defeated MR. FROST in a action packed 5 minute gruesome fray.
FLY SACRIFICE was devastated by SHIV in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
GRAVITRON savagely defeated NERO in a action packed 3 minute brutal fight.
HOFFA was overpowered by BRITISH SEA POWER in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
HOFFA was demolished by ZANDER in a action packed 3 minute gruesome one-sided melee.
GIRL SCOUT COOKIE was overpowered by ARDSHEAL in a 2 minute one-sided fray.
FRANKIE was handily defeated by TICKLE ME TIGER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TOXIC SLUDGE was overpowered by ARCHERS OF LOAF in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BOA overpowered THE DARK FROG in a 2 minute one-sided match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      26         STRIKING ATTACK   40 -  11 -  0      78  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         SLASHING ATTACK   28 -  12 -  2      70  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-STRIKE      25 -  20 -  0      56  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   8 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    19 -  19 -  0      50  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW       101 - 105 -  0      49  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         BASHING ATTACK    18 -  23 -  0      44  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  30 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  14 -  0      26  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         TOTAL PARRY        6 -  28 -  0      18  |

Turn 631 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  3         5  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  5         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     0 -  6         1  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW        17 -  9     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  3         1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437     40  20  0  230 THE WALKING DEAD (1538)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SLAP YOURSELF SIL 21-4697  51  46  0  201 SORE LOSERS (1580)
BASHING ATTACK   ASSUR 18-7821              58 114  2  196 ARROGANCE (755)
SLASHING ATTACK  XAVIER 75-2071             27  10  2  193 RUNEBLADES (1585)
LUNGING ATTACK   DAGAN 21-7201              38  30  0  185 BLOOD AND SAND (1545)
PARRY-STRIKE     RABID TOAD 98-2767         23  25  4  180 BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510)
STRIKING ATTACK  VIPER 36-7544              35  17  0  162 SERPENTS HOLD (1609)
WALL OF STEEL    LI KUI 52-851              31  28  1  161 WAH CHING (1565)
TOTAL PARRY      GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359      79  72  0  136 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      THRESHPACK 50-138          36  47  0  126 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)

The overall popularity leader is ASSUR 18-7821.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ZANDER 14-4759.  The ten other most popular fighters were DAGAN 21-7201, 
GRAVITRON 19-5369, RABID TOAD 98-2767, HARBOR MASTER 18-10008, MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074, 
SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697, MR. FROST 82-4399, RED ALERT 50-139, INNARD SKINARD 
98-3573, and KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882.

The least popular fighter this week was FRANKIE 13-5579.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were HOFFA 18-9369, FLY SACRIFICE 96-4629, HAMILCAR 21-7575, CERES 99-3866, 
VULCAN 99-3864, SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105, ARTHUR DENT 11-7305, HARE BINGER 81-1790, 
THE DARK FROG 35-4347, and TOXIC SLUDGE 13-5511.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  1 0  SUNSET(21)           2  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          2  0 0  
NIANIA(2)            0  1 0  CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  JURINE(61)           0  1 0  
OSKSI(3)             1  0 0  LAPUR(29)            0  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            2  0 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  2 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           1  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      0  2 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  1 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          1  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        1  0 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       1  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     2  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  4 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  2 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  2 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ADONIS(S) 1-370             37  43  5  158  THIEVES GUILD (71)         MORDANT
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359       79  72  0  136  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 COBRA 3-7087                45  41  0  195  SERPENTS' HOLD (1604)      OSKSI
 URA GONER 8-5214            18   3  0   88  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 ARDSHEAL 9-4183             21  16  0   79  RED FURY (786)             ZUKAL
 SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105    21   9  0   70  SERPENTS' HOLD (1623)      KOLACT
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305         31  31  0  166  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 TOXIC SLUDGE 13-5511        24  25  2   75  MMM BEER! (1606)           DULLENS
 ZANDER 14-4759              16   7  1   77  ZOMBIE SQUAD (1616)        TOBIR
 WELL DON 16-6079            24   5  0  145  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)   WILLAF
 ASSUR 18-7821               58 114  2  196  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 GRAVITRON 19-5369           17   5  1   78  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611)   ZUWAYZA
 SLAP YOURSELF SILL 21-4697  51  46  0  201  SORE LOSERS (1580)         SUNSET
 SHIV 26-5006                17  14  1   70  SERPENTS HOLD (1608)       CALEAM
 NERO 29-5707                34  43  1   62  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437      40  20  0  230  THE WALKING DEAD (1538)    ARVAT
 BURIED TREASURE 33-7722     26  11  0  181  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 HAMMERHEAD 35-4129          48  48  2  148  SEA DOGS (1502)            MURSKA
 VIPER 36-7544               35  17  0  162  SERPENTS HOLD (1609)       JHANS
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563   37  31  0  185  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 STICKY FINGERS 42-4523      26   5  1   93  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837     23   5  0   92  UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614)   VEASTIAN
 RED ALERT 50-139            44  40  1  154  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074        34  37  1  156  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 LI KUI 52-851               31  28  1  161  WAH CHING (1565)           FRATSFA
 GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 61-3633   16  13  1   48  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882   33  17  2  190  SHEWISH BUFFET (1568)      AMEN-TEI
 XAVIER 75-2071              27  10  2  193  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917         28  23  0  101  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 HARE BINGER 81-1790         28  21  2  152  FURRY FURY (1593)          SHADOWSPIRE
 MONTY BURNS 82--9731        21  35  0   46  NUCLEAR WASTES (1588)      DWES EG
 FIDDLESTICKS 84-27559       20  18  0   90  ANCIENT CURSES (1617)      BLACKSTONE
 FLY SACRIFICE 96-4629        7   5  4   30  FROGGY HORRORS 4 (1622)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 RABID TOAD 98-2767          23  25  4  180  BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510)       SYVYN'S HILL
 CERES 99-3866               10  13  4   63  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE