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Date   : 03/26/2014    Duedate: 04/08/2014

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DM 101    TURN 633

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SEA DOGS 18/426      882  591   8 59.9      SERPENTS HOLD 26/1608
    SEA DOGS 33/1501                            SERPENTS HOLD 36/1609
    SEA DOGS 35/1502                            SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618
    DUNGEON CELL 42/1470                        SERPENTS' HOLD 3/1604
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500
    SHEWISH BUFFET 63/1568                      SERPENTS' HOLD 10/1623
    SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537                      DRAGONS GUARD II 52/1619
    SHEWISH BANQUET 98/1515                     SERPENTS HOLD 929 13/1621
  2 ADULT SWIM 7/1625     10    7   0 58.8   10 RED FURY 9/786       162  163   0 49.8
    ANCIENT CURSES 84/1617                      RUNEBLADES 75/1585
  3 GARBAGE PAI 16/1601  124   89   2 58.2      SOUL WARRIORS 38/357
  4 TEAM FLOYD 38/690    382  282   2 57.5   11 TREKKERS 29/1534     147  186   4 44.1
    DODEKATHEON 99/1590                         BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545
    COLLEGE RADIO 32/1603                       MONSTER MANUAL 81/1582
    COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541                       THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564
    THE MOTHERSHIP CC 19/1611                   THE WALKING DEAD 32/1538
    UNC COLLEGE RADIO 43/1614                12 FURRY FURY 11/1598    70   94   1 42.7
  5 SORE LOSERS 21/1580  102   77   0 57.0      FURRY FURY 81/1593
    CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/589                     BATTLE FROGS 35/1597
  6 DEATH PENAL 33/1404   49   38   2 56.3      BLOOD FROGS 2 98/1510
  7 RUN DMC 1/1626        21   17   0 55.3      NUCLEAR WASTES 82/1588
    BLIND MELON 15/1627                         FROGGY HORRORS 4 96/1622
    THE RUNAROUND 2/1628                        MURDEROUS FROGS 3 98/1589
  8-THE GUILD 29/432     348  295   5 54.1   13 WAH CHING 52/1565     81  113   1 41.8
    FALSE OVERTURES 75/849                      PUBLIC ENEMY 50/1530
    THE NIGHT'S WATCH 9/787                  14 ARROGANCE 18/755     544  862  11 38.7
  9 T-3 98/1591          148  140   1 51.4   15 MADMAN 82/1081         6   10   0 37.5
    MMM BEER! 13/1606                        16-THIEVES GUILD 1/71     2    5   0 28.6
    ZOMBIE SQUAD 14/1616

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                       Reflections by the Captain of the Guard

     I apologize for my silence.  It has only been a year or so since some dark
sorcery brought me back from the grave.  The niceties of the civilized world seem
less important and more difficult now.
     I do not feel particularly lucky.  My skin is sallow, and colder than it once
was.  I remember some things, but other things escape me.  Children see me on the
street, and either run or stare.
     Life, if you can call it that, is complicated for a zombie.  But it beats the
alternative.

Buried Treasure

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     The moving sword slashes, and having slashed moves on.  And what else would it
do, anyway?  Rent a cabin on the beach and go surfing?
     Avoids were issued, according to the clerks, but no team was avoided in a
significantly greater degree than any other.
     Rumor has it that Zander is going to open a fast food joint, based on the number
of challenges he received.  I don't say it's a GOOD plan, but it IS a plan.
     We had thirty-one fights, three challenges that got through, and two standbys.

     TICKLE ME TIGER (11-7391) (25-16-2,79) of FURRY FURY fought BOA (1-8830) (21-17-
0,68) of SERPENTS' HOLD.  TICKLE ME TIGER overpowered BOA in a 1 minute one-sided
fray.  Mystery question:  Is Tickle Me a tiger himself, or does he tickle tigers?
     HOFFA (18-9369) (33-104-0,31) of ARROGANCE fought FRANKIE (13-5579) (20-17-0,56)
of SERPENTS HOLD 929.  HOFFA outlasted FRANKIE in a 8 minute bout.  As you can see by
his record, this Hoffa does staying-power.
     NERO (29-5707) (34-44-1,55) of TREKKERS fought SHIV (26-5006) (18-14-1,79) of
SERPENTS HOLD.  NERO was overpowered by SHIV in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
A shiv in the back will do that.
     BRITISH SEA POWER (32-5370) (19-12-0,69) of COLLEGE RADIO fought SLITHERING
IDIOT (10-6105) (22-9-0,72) of SERPENTS' HOLD.  BRITISH SEA POWER vanquished
SLITHERING IDIOT in a 1 minute one-sided fray.  There's probably a message here for
all slithering sea serpents.
     KALI (38-3152) (17-5-1,63) of SOUL WARRIORS fought GRAVITRON (19-5369) (17-6-
1,60) of THE MOTHERSHIP CC.  KALI was overpowered by GRAVITRON in a 1 minute one-
sided fight.  Now, I'd have called that fight "close."
     DARGON (52-4264) (22-11-0,70) of DRAGONS GUARD II fought RUN'S HOUSE (1-8735)
(15-2-2,49) of RUN DMC.  DARGON overpowered RUN'S HOUSE in a 1 minute uneven
competition.  Predictable.

     GIRL SCOUT COOKIE (61-3633) (16-14-1,43) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought TOXIC SLUDGE
(13-5511) (24-26-2,73) of MMM BEER!.  GIRL SCOUT COOKIE viciously subdued TOXIC
SLUDGE in a popular 3 minute gruesome fray.  Good gods, is this the new cookie
recipe?
     CAT N TONIC (81-1870) (19-20-2,75) of FURRY FURY fought ARCHERS OF LOAF (43-
4837) (23-6-0,90) of UNC COLLEGE RADIO.  CAT N TONIC killed ARCHERS OF LOAF in an
exciting 1 minute melee.  I didn't know Archers was a mouse!
     MONTY BURNS (82-55805) (21-36-0,48) of NUCLEAR WASTES fought MAUL ON WHEELS (2-
2938) (14-5-2,49) of THE RUNAROUND.  MONTY BURNS slimly lost to MAUL ON WHEELS in a
popular 2 minute fight.  Ran him right over.  And the wheels were spiked.  Are
spiked.
     FROG FRACTURE (98-3813) (16-10-3,51) of MURDEROUS FROGS 3 fought HAMILCAR (21-
7575) (18-18-2,55) of BLOOD AND SAND.  FROG FRACTURE overpowered HAMILCAR in a
popular 1 minute one-sided duel.  A frog fracture is MUCH WORSE than a greenstick
fracture.
     VULCAN (99-3864) (8-16-4,28) of DODEKATHEON fought HOFFA (18-8478) (29-133-1,38)
of ARROGANCE.  VULCAN viciously subdued HOFFA in a monotonous 10 minute gory bout.
No doubt about it, the Hoffas can last.

     CERES (99-3866) (11-13-4,82) of DODEKATHEON fought ARDSHEAL (9-4183) (22-16-
0,84) of RED FURY.  CERES was luckily beaten by ARDSHEAL in an action packed 2 minute
gruesome fray.  Possibly the ideal weapon here would have been a flail; after all,
that's what is used on grain.
     STICKY FINGERS (42-4523) (27-5-1,100) of DUNGEON CELL fought INNARD SKINARD (98-
3573) (13-12-4,42) of T-3.  STICKY FINGERS devastated INNARD SKINARD in an action
packed 1 minute one-sided bout.  And now, sticky fingerprints!
     DROW (81-1774) (27-28-1,99) of MONSTER MANUAL fought FLY SACRIFICE (96-4629) (7-
6-4,32) of FROGGY HORRORS 4.  DROW overpowered FLY SACRIFICE in a 1 minute mismatched
conflict.  Disemboweled flies everywhere.
     ACID BATH (33-7373) (22-9-1,143) of DEATH PENALTY fought FAST-FINGERS FRED (101-
7) (0-0-0,110) of the Louts Local 101.  ACID BATH beat FAST-FINGERS FRED in an
exciting 2 minute bout.  Not only did Acid win, it removed Fred's fingers.
     FURIOUS FROGPALER (35-4309) (21-12-0,146) of BATTLE FROGS fought FISHWIFE (33-
7822) (23-24-4,127) of SEA DOGS.  FURIOUS FROGPALER was defeated by FISHWIFE in an
exciting 1 minute bout.  Flattened him with a flounder, she did.  Lashed him with a
lamprey.

     NASTY NES (50-142) (43-49-1,142) of PUBLIC ENEMY fought NAKED LUNCH (78-2917)
(28-24-0,111) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  NASTY NES was overpowered by NAKED LUNCH in a 2
minute bloody mismatched brawl.  This resulted in significant point movements:  Naked
Lunch up 27, Nasty Ness down 24.
     MANNY LEHMAN (51-5074) (34-38-1,125) of COLLEGE RADIO fought URA GONER (8-5214)
(19-3-1,100) of YOU PAY I SLAY.  MANNY LEHMAN was bested by URA GONER in an action
packed 1 minute duel.  And Manny can consider himself lucky not to have been slain.
     THRESHPACK (50-138) (37-47-0,154) of PUBLIC ENEMY fought HARE BINGER (81-1790)
(28-22-2,129) of FURRY FURY.  THRESHPACK was overpowered by HARE BINGER in a 1 minute
one-sided duel.  It was a March Hare, you know.  The last one this year.
     HARBOR MASTER (18-10008) (22-9-1,156) of SEA DOGS fought LI KUI (52-851) (31-29-
1,133) of WAH CHING.  HARBOR MASTER devastated LI KUI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute
mismatched bout.  I thought of comments, but they were to convoluted.  Another time,
maybe.
     GOPHER BAROQUE (2-3359) (80-72-0,156) of CREAM OF THE SLOP fought YELLOWBEARD
(18-2149) (33-25-0,150) of SEA DOGS.  GOPHER BAROQUE bested YELLOWBEARD in an
exciting 6 minute battle.  Gopher took a dagger and shaved him close.

     HAMMERHEAD (35-4129) (49-48-2,164) of SEA DOGS fought WELL DON (16-6079) (25-5-
0,161) of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS.  HAMMERHEAD was demolished by WELL DON in a 1 minute
mismatched competition.  Hammered him on the head.
     WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? (38-4563) (37-32-0,186) of TEAM FLOYD fought VIPER (36-7544)
(35-18-0,161) of SERPENTS HOLD.  WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? was luckily beaten by VIPER in an
exciting 1 minute fight.  When the viper bites, OOOOH!
     KUNG PAO KOLACTAN (63-2882) (33-18-2,186) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought COBRA (3-
7087) (46-41-0,198) of SERPENTS' HOLD.  KUNG PAO KOLACTAN overpowered COBRA in an
action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.  Some people just can't handle foreign food.
     ROTTING ROLAND (32-5437) (40-21-0,184) of THE WALKING DEAD fought NAIHREN (101-
27) (0-0-0,240) of the Louts Local 101.  ROTTING ROLAND was narrowly defeated by
NAIHREN in an action packed 1 minute duel.  Being dead AND VICTORIOUS is an art.  It
takes time to master it.
     DAGAN (21-7201) (39-30-0,202) of BLOOD AND SAND fought RED ALERT (50-139) (44-
41-1,155) of PUBLIC ENEMY.  DAGAN handily defeated RED ALERT in an action packed 1
minute gruesome uneven melee.  A little blood in the right places, and no one knows
there's an alert on.
     SLAP YOURSELF SILLY (21-4697) (52-46-0,209) of SORE LOSERS fought RABID TOAD
(98-2767) (24-25-4,182) of BLOOD FROGS 2.  SLAP YOURSELF SILLY was beaten by RABID
TOAD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory brawl.  It was Silly who got slapped here.

The challenges:
     MR. FROST (82-4399) (23-27-1,63) of MADMAN challenged ZANDER (14-4759) (17-7-
1,100) of ZOMBIE SQUAD.  Up 37.  MR. FROST was devastated by ZANDER in an exciting 1
minute one-sided Challenge fight.  Anyone surprised?
     FIDDLESTICKS (84-27559) (21-18-0,92) of ANCIENT CURSES challenged ARTHUR DENT
(11-7305) (31-32-0,141) of THE HITCHHIKERS.  Up 49.  FIDDLESTICKS handily defeated
ARTHUR DENT in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.  Bad going for Arthur.
     BAKED CONVINCIA (98-2341) (39-22-4,197) of SHEWISH BANQUET challenged ASSUR (18-
7821) (59-114-2,207) of ARROGANCE.  Up 10.  BAKED CONVINCIA was devastated by ASSUR
in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.  Some people would rather have Baked 
Fratsfa.  Weird.

For the title:
     BURIED TREASURE (33-7722) (27-11-0,212) of SEA DOGS fought XAVIER (75-2071) (28-
10-2,211) of RUNEBLADES.  BURIED TREASURE was devastated by XAVIER in a 1 minute one-
sided Title duel.  Despite an excellent column, Buried (or Unearthed?) Treasure loses
the title to Xavier.  And we congratulate Xavier.

                                        Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 XAVIER 75-2071               29  10  2  230  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ASSUR 18-7821                60 114  2  226  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DAGAN 21-7201                40  30     206  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882    34  18  2  206  SHEWISH BUFFET (1568)      AMEN-TEI
 RABID TOAD 98-2767           25  25  4  202  BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510)       SYVYN'S HILL
 BURIED TREASURE 33-7722      27  12     195  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341      39  23  4  188  SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)     SYVYN'S HILL
 SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697  52  47     186  SORE LOSERS (1580)         SUNSET
 COBRA 3-7087                 46  42     186  SERPENTS' HOLD (1604)      OSKSI
 ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437       40  22     183  THE WALKING DEAD (1538)    ARVAT
 VIPER 36-7544                36  18     182  SERPENTS HOLD (1609)       JHANS

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SAMWELL 9-4079               31  10  1  176  THE NIGHT'S WATCH (787)    ZUKAL
 WELL DON 16-6079             26   5     175  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)   WILLAF
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563    37  33     174  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359        81  72     164  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 HARBOR MASTER 18-10008       23   9  1  162  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
-ELLORIEN 9-4150              24  15     160  THE NIGHT'S WATCH (787)    ZUKAL
 RED ALERT 50-139             44  42  1  159  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 HAMMERHEAD 35-4129           49  49  2  157  SEA DOGS (1502)            MURSKA
 HARE BINGER 81-1790          29  22  2  153  FURRY FURY (1593)          SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 YELLOWBEARD 18-2149          33  26     150  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 FISHWIFE 33-7822             24  24  4  148  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 ACID BATH 33-7373            23   9  1  145  DEATH PENALTY (1404)       NIATOLI ISLAND
-ADONIS(S) 1-370              37  44  5  144  THIEVES GUILD (71)         MORDANT
-MORELLA 29-3830              22  14     144  THE GUILD (432)            LAPUR
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917          29  24     138  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 THRESHPACK 50-138            37  48     133  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 LI KUI 52-851                31  30  1  133  WAH CHING (1565)           FRATSFA
 FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309    21  13     132  BATTLE FROGS (1597)        MURSKA
 FIDDLESTICKS 84-27559        22  18     130  ANCIENT CURSES (1617)      BLACKSTONE
 URA GONER 8-5214             20   3  1  119  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 NASTY NES 50-142             43  50  1  118  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074         34  39  1  111  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305          31  33     107  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 STICKY FINGERS 42-4523       28   5  1  102  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 ZANDER 14-4759               18   7  1  102  ZOMBIE SQUAD (1616)        TOBIR
 DROW 81-1774                 28  28  1  101  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 CAT N TONIC 81-1870          20  20  3  100  FURRY FURY (1593)          SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TICKLE ME TIGER 11-7391      26  16  2   89  FURRY FURY (1598)          ARUAK CITY
 ARDSHEAL 9-4183              23  16      89  RED FURY (786)             ZUKAL
 BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370    20  12      89  COLLEGE RADIO (1603)       ARVAT
-LING 75-2082                 25  12  1   88  FALSE OVERTURES (849)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 SHIV 26-5006                 19  14  1   84  SERPENTS HOLD (1608)       CALEAM
 CERES 99-3866                11  14  4   83  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE
 DARGON 52-4264               23  11      82  DRAGONS GUARD II (1619)    FRATSFA
 GRAVITRON 19-5369            18   6  1   79  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611)   ZUWAYZA
 ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837      23   7      77  UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614)   VEASTIAN
-ANDA 75-2171                 16   7      73  FALSE OVERTURES (849)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 61-3633    17  14  1   66  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 MR. FROST 82-4399            23  28  1   65  MADMAN (1081)              DWES EG

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BOA 1-8830                   21  18      64  SERPENTS' HOLD (1618)      MORDANT
 FROG FRACTURE 98-3813        17  10  3   64  MURDEROUS FROGS 3 (1589)   SYVYN'S HILL
-RADIENCE 9-4004              24  19  3   62  RED FURY (786)             ZUKAL
 SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105     22  10      62  SERPENTS' HOLD (1623)      KOLACT
-CHANGE 15-5126               17   7      58  BLIND MELON (1627)         MALCORN
 TOXIC SLUDGE 13-5511         24  27  2   57  MMM BEER! (1606)           DULLENS
 MAUL ON WHEELS 2-2938        15   5  2   57  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 KALI 38-3152                 17   6  1   54  SOUL WARRIORS (357)        CLIFFHOME
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       13  13  4   53  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 NERO 29-5707                 34  45  1   52  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 HOFFA 18-9369                34 104      50  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 MONTY BURNS 82-55805         21  37      47  NUCLEAR WASTES (1588)      DWES EG
 RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735           15   3  2   47  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 HAMILCAR 21-7575             18  19  2   45  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
-THE DARK FROG 35-4347        20  11  2   39  BATTLE FROGS (1597)        MURSKA
 FLY SACRIFICE 96-4629         7   7  4   39  FROGGY HORRORS 4 (1622)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 FRANKIE 13-5579              20  18      38  SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621)   DULLENS
 VULCAN 99-3864                9  16  4   38  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE
 HOFFA 18-8478                29 134  1   25  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN
ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837   23   7  0 UNC COLLEGE RADIO 1614 CAT N TONIC 81-1870       633

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

What's a Volksie -- What is this medium shield doing in my hand?  And why am I
hitting you in the face with it? -- Baked Convincia

Adonis(s) -- Finally, a win!  More people should let me attack, I think. --
Hammerhead

British Sea Power -- No fair! -- Girl Scout Cookie

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BAKED CONVINCIA was devastated by ASSUR in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
FIDDLESTICKS handily defeated ARTHUR DENT in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge match.
MR. FROST was devastated by ZANDER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
BURIED TREASURE was devastated by XAVIER in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
SLAP YOURSELF SILLY was beaten by RABID TOAD in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory brawl.
DAGAN handily defeated RED ALERT in a action packed 1 minute gruesome uneven melee.
ROTTING ROLAND was narrowly defeated by NAIHREN in a action packed 1 minute duel.
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN overpowered COBRA in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? was luckily beaten by VIPER in a exciting 1 minute fight.
HAMMERHEAD was demolished by WELL DON in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
GOPHER BAROQUE bested YELLOWBEARD in a exciting 6 minute battle.
HARBOR MASTER devastated LI KUI in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
THRESHPACK was overpowered by HARE BINGER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MANNY LEHMAN was bested by URA GONER in a action packed 1 minute duel.
NASTY NES was overpowered by NAKED LUNCH in a 2 minute bloody mismatched brawl.
FURIOUS FROGPALER was defeated by FISHWIFE in a exciting 1 minute bout.
ACID BATH beat FAST-FINGERS FRED in a exciting 2 minute bout.
DROW overpowered FLY SACRIFICE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
STICKY FINGERS devastated INNARD SKINARD in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
CERES was luckily beaten by ARDSHEAL in a action packed 2 minute gruesome fray.
VULCAN viciously subdued HOFFA in a monotonous 10 minute gory bout.
FROG FRACTURE overpowered HAMILCAR in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
MONTY BURNS slimly lost to MAUL ON WHEELS in a popular 2 minute fight.
CAT N TONIC killed ARCHERS OF LOAF in a exciting 1 minute melee.
GIRL SCOUT COOKIE viciously subdued TOXIC SLUDGE in a popular 3 minute gruesome fray.
DARGON overpowered RUN'S HOUSE in a 1 minute uneven competition.
KALI was overpowered by GRAVITRON in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BRITISH SEA POWER vanquished SLITHERING IDIOT in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
NERO was overpowered by SHIV in a popular 1 minute one-sided match.
HOFFA outlasted FRANKIE in a 8 minute bout.
TICKLE ME TIGER overpowered BOA in a 1 minute one-sided fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      26         STRIKING ATTACK   39 -   9 -  1      81  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         SLASHING ATTACK   27 -  14 -  2      66  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   5 -  0      62  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     5         PARRY-STRIKE      26 -  22 -  0      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         AIMED BLOW       113 - 112 -  0      50  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         LUNGING ATTACK    14 -  17 -  0      45  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         BASHING ATTACK    19 -  28 -  1      40  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   3         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   7 -  0      36  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  35 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         TOTAL PARRY        9 -  29 -  0      24  |

Turn 633 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  4         4  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  5         1  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     2 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW        13 - 13                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  2                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  XAVIER 75-2071             29  10  2  230 RUNEBLADES (1585)
BASHING ATTACK   ASSUR 18-7821              60 114  2  226 ARROGANCE (755)
LUNGING ATTACK   DAGAN 21-7201              40  30  0  206 BLOOD AND SAND (1545)
AIMED BLOW       KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882  34  18  2  206 SHEWISH BUFFET (1568)
PARRY-STRIKE     RABID TOAD 98-2767         25  25  4  202 BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510)
WALL OF STEEL    BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341    39  23  4  188 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SLAP YOURSELF SIL 21-4697  52  47  0  186 SORE LOSERS (1580)
STRIKING ATTACK  VIPER 36-7544              36  18  0  182 SERPENTS HOLD (1609)
TOTAL PARRY      GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359      81  72  0  164 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)
PARRY-LUNGE      THRESHPACK 50-138          37  48  0  133 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)

The overall popularity leader is ASSUR 18-7821.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was YELLOWBEARD 18-2149.  The ten other most popular fighters were FIDDLESTICKS 
84-27559, RABID TOAD 98-2767, DAGAN 21-7201, CERES 99-3866, MAUL ON WHEELS 2-2938, 
GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 61-3633, TOXIC SLUDGE 13-5511, ASSUR 18-7821, ZANDER 14-4759, and 
NAKED LUNCH 78-2917.

The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 18-8478.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were HOFFA 18-9369, BOA 1-8830, FRANKIE 13-5579, NERO 29-5707, SLITHERING 
IDIOT 10-6105, KALI 38-3152, RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735, HAMILCAR 21-7575, VULCAN 99-3864, 
and INNARD SKINARD 98-3573.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           0  2 0  SUNSET(21)           1  2 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  1 0  
NIANIA(2)            2  0 0  CALEAM(26)           1  0 0  JURINE(61)           1  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  LAPUR(29)            0  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            1  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  0 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   2  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           0  1 0  MURSKA(35)           0  2 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      3  0 1  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  1 0  JHANS(36)            1  0 0  DWES EG(82)          0  2 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  2 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       1  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     2  2 0  
TALCAMA(18)          3  2 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        0  3 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BOA 1-8830                  21  18  0   64  SERPENTS' HOLD (1618)      MORDANT
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359       81  72  0  164  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 COBRA 3-7087                46  42  0  186  SERPENTS' HOLD (1604)      OSKSI
 URA GONER 8-5214            20   3  1  119  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 ARDSHEAL 9-4183             23  16  0   89  RED FURY (786)             ZUKAL
 SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105    22  10  0   62  SERPENTS' HOLD (1623)      KOLACT
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305         31  33  0  107  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 TOXIC SLUDGE 13-5511        24  27  2   57  MMM BEER! (1606)           DULLENS
 ZANDER 14-4759              18   7  1  102  ZOMBIE SQUAD (1616)        TOBIR
 WELL DON 16-6079            26   5  0  175  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)   WILLAF
 ASSUR 18-7821               60 114  2  226  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 GRAVITRON 19-5369           18   6  1   79  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611)   ZUWAYZA
 DAGAN 21-7201               40  30  0  206  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 SHIV 26-5006                19  14  1   84  SERPENTS HOLD (1608)       CALEAM
 NERO 29-5707                34  45  1   52  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437      40  22  0  183  THE WALKING DEAD (1538)    ARVAT
 BURIED TREASURE 33-7722     27  12  0  195  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 HAMMERHEAD 35-4129          49  49  2  157  SEA DOGS (1502)            MURSKA
 VIPER 36-7544               36  18  0  182  SERPENTS HOLD (1609)       JHANS
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563   37  33  0  174  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 STICKY FINGERS 42-4523      28   5  1  102  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837     23   7  0   77  UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614)   VEASTIAN
 RED ALERT 50-139            44  42  1  159  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074        34  39  1  111  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 LI KUI 52-851               31  30  1  133  WAH CHING (1565)           FRATSFA
 GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 61-3633   17  14  1   66  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882   34  18  2  206  SHEWISH BUFFET (1568)      AMEN-TEI
 XAVIER 75-2071              29  10  2  230  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917         29  24  0  138  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 HARE BINGER 81-1790         29  22  2  153  FURRY FURY (1593)          SHADOWSPIRE
 MR. FROST 82-4399           23  28  1   65  MADMAN (1081)              DWES EG
 FIDDLESTICKS 84-27559       22  18  0  130  ANCIENT CURSES (1617)      BLACKSTONE
 FLY SACRIFICE 96-4629        7   7  4   39  FROGGY HORRORS 4 (1622)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 RABID TOAD 98-2767          25  25  4  202  BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510)       SYVYN'S HILL
 CERES 99-3866               11  14  4   83  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE