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Date   : 04/09/2014    Duedate: 04/22/2014

HOME GUARD ARENA

DM 101    TURN 634

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SEA DOGS 18/426      887  596   8 59.8      FOOT OF PRIDE 35/1630
    SEA DOGS 33/1501                          9 T-3 98/1591          151  148   1 50.5
    SEA DOGS 35/1502                            MMM BEER! 13/1606
    DUNGEON CELL 42/1470                        ZOMBIE SQUAD 14/1616
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      SERPENTS HOLD 26/1608
    SHEWISH BUFFET 63/1568                      SERPENTS HOLD 36/1609
    SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537                      SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618
    SHEWISH BANQUET 98/1515                     SERPENTS' HOLD 3/1604
  2 WRATHMEN 63/1563     130   90   2 59.1      YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500
    ARENAS III 71/1594                          SERPENTS' HOLD 10/1623
    WRATHMEN XIV 71/1581                        DRAGONS GUARD II 52/1619
    WRATHMEN XXV 71/1558                        SERPENTS HOLD 929 13/1621
    WRATHMEN DM 20 11/1536                   10 RED FURY 9/786       164  163   0 50.2
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 16/1601                   RUNEBLADES 75/1585
  3-ANCIENT CUR 84/1617   10    7   0 58.8      SOUL WARRIORS 38/357
  4 TEAM FLOYD 38/690    386  286   2 57.4   11 TREKKERS 29/1534     151  187   4 44.7
    DODEKATHEON 99/1590                         BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545
    COLLEGE RADIO 32/1603                       MONSTER MANUAL 81/1582
    COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541                       THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564
    THE MOTHERSHIP CC 19/1611                   THE WALKING DEAD 32/1538
    UNC COLLEGE RADIO 43/1614                12 FURRY FURY 11/1598    74   97   1 43.3
    VCU COLLEGE RADIO 26/1620                   FURRY FURY 81/1593
  5 SORE LOSERS 21/1580  103   78   0 56.9      BATTLE FROGS 35/1597
    CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/589                     BLOOD FROGS 2 98/1510
  6 DEATH PENAL 33/1404   49   38   2 56.3      NUCLEAR WASTES 82/1588
    MACHINES OF WAR 6/1631                      FROGGY HORRORS 4 96/1622
  7-THE GUILD 29/432     348  295   5 54.1      MURDEROUS FROGS 3 98/1589
    FALSE OVERTURES 75/849                   13 WAH CHING 52/1565     82  116   1 41.4
    THE NIGHT'S WATCH 9/787                     PUBLIC ENEMY 50/1530
  8 QUEEN 9/1629          22   20   0 52.4   14 ARROGANCE 18/755     544  865  11 38.6
    RUN DMC 1/1626                           15 MADMAN 82/1081         6   11   0 35.3
    BLIND MELON 15/1627                      16-THIEVES GUILD 1/71     2    5   0 28.6
    THE RUNAROUND 2/1628

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                       Reflections by the Captain of the Guard

     What the hell is that?  That was my first thought when I first saw Buried
Treasure standing across from me.  I still freak out a bit when I see her.  I think
that's what drives me to finish her fast.  Damn, she is tough.  It took me longer to
finish her this time.  I better learn fast or she will get me next time.  Maybe if I
wink at her next time....
     Stillgard tells me I am off to The Spring Tourney next week.  I hope to make
Home Guard proud and bring home a trophy, or at least do better then my 3-3 showing
at the last one!  Good luck to everyone!

Xavier

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Snide Clemens says, "We're all going to die in the end."  Does he know something
we don't?  Or has he made himself so annoying that Greywand has barred him from her
resurrection program?  I could believe that last, at least.
     It appears (the clerks are not infallible) that The Walking Dead was most
avoided.  Descrimination, that is.  And of those who avoided them, Shews Banquet did
it the most.
     We had thirty-three fights, one challenge, two standbys.  More challenges would
be good, but still, this is a good showing.

     TOXIC SLUDGE (13-5511) (24-27-2,57) of MMM BEER! fought RUN'S HOUSE (1-8735)
(15-3-2,47) of RUN DMC.  TOXIC SLUDGE was devastated by RUN'S HOUSE in a popular 1
minute uneven bout.  I will forego the obvious plays on words and just note that
Run's House is CLEAN.  No sludge there.
     HOFFA (18-9369) (34-104-0,50) of ARROGANCE fought SLITHERING IDIOT (10-6105)
(22-10-0,62) of SERPENTS' HOLD.  HOFFA was devastated by SLITHERING IDIOT in a 1
minute one-sided battle.  Hoffa is quite good at losing.
     SHIV (26-5006) (19-14-1,84) of SERPENTS HOLD fought HOFFA (18-8478) (29-134-
1,25) of ARROGANCE.  SHIV handily defeated HOFFA in an action packed 1 minute gory
mismatched match.  What you might call a very experienced loser.  You have to wonder,
well, you don't HAVE to, but you MIGHT wonder how these Hoffas managed to graduate,
eh?
     NERO (29-5707) (34-45-1,52) of TREKKERS fought IMAGINATION (26-4975) (13-1-0,40)
of VCU COLLEGE RADIO.  NERO narrowly defeated IMAGINATION in a 2 minute bout.
Interesting, I didn't think Nero had a clue where imagination was concerned.
Speaking of whom, are we looking at a Dead Champion here?
     BRITISH SEA POWER (32-5370) (20-12-0,89) of COLLEGE RADIO fought BOA (1-8830)
(21-18-0,64) of SERPENTS' HOLD.  BRITISH SEA POWER demolished BOA in an exciting 1
minute one-sided fight.  The life of a serpent is not an easy one.
     LORD'S PRAYER (35-4456) (15-6-1,52) of FOOT OF PRIDE fought GRAVITRON (19-5369) 
(18-6-1,79) of THE MOTHERSHIP CC.  LORD'S PRAYER was handily defeated by GRAVITRON in
a 1 minute one-sided fight.  Okay, I can go with "one-sided" here.

     ARCHERS OF LOAF (43-4837) (23-7-0,77) of UNC COLLEGE RADIO fought ARDSHEAL (9-
4183) (23-16-0,89) of RED FURY.  ARCHERS OF LOAF was overpowered by ARDSHEAL in a 1
minute one-sided fight.  I've never seen a bowstave made out of a breadstick before,
and after this arena performance, maybe I know why.
     GIRL SCOUT COOKIE (61-3633) (17-14-1,66) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought BICYCLE RACE
(9-5609) (15-6-2,53) of QUEEN.  GIRL SCOUT COOKIE overpowered BICYCLE RACE in a 1
minute uneven competition.  Ah, Girl Scout Cookies!  Gotta love 'em.
     SEAM (71-3319) (19-3-2,90) of ARENAS III fought DARGON (52-4264) (23-11-0,82) of
DRAGONS GUARD II.  SEAM beat DARGON in a 2 minute fray.  Close.
     MR. FROST (82-4399) (23-28-1,65) of MADMAN fought DAEMYN (71-2940) (11-4-0,85)
of WRATHMEN XXV.  MR. FROST was demolished by DAEMYN in an action packed 1 minute
one-sided melee.  Nothing like an extra helping of wrath to melt frost.
     MONTY BURNS (82-55805) (21-37-0,47) of NUCLEAR WASTES fought KEISHA (11-7584)
(18-10-0,56) of WRATHMEN DM 20.  MONTY BURNS won victory over KEISHA in a popular 3
minute fight.  Burned her right up.

     FLY SACRIFICE (96-4629) (7-7-4,39) of FROGGY HORRORS 4 fought MAUL ON WHEELS (2-
2938) (15-5-2,57) of THE RUNAROUND.  FLY SACRIFICE overpowered MAUL ON WHEELS in a
popular 1 minute one-sided duel.  I never saw a maul sacrificed to a fly before.
Weird and gruesome.
     VULCAN (99-3864) (9-16-4,38) of DODEKATHEON fought TICKLE ME TIGER (11-7391)
(26-16-2,89) of FURRY FURY.  VULCAN was devastated by TICKLE ME TIGER in a popular 1
minute one-sided bout.  Never tickle a tiger without permission, Vulcan.
     FROG FRACTURE (98-3813) (17-10-3,64) of MURDEROUS FROGS 3 fought FRANKIE (13-
5579) (20-18-0,38) of SERPENTS HOLD 929.  FROG FRACTURE overpowered FRANKIE in an
action packed 1 minute uneven fray.  Every one of Frankie's frogs was fractured and
even shattered.
     INNARD SKINARD (98-3573) (13-13-4,53) of T-3 fought HAMILCAR (21-7575) (18-19-
2,45) of BLOOD AND SAND.  INNARD SKINARD was devastated by HAMILCAR in an action
packed 1 minute one-sided bout.  Ah!  Innard wasn't expecting the elephants.
     CAT N TONIC (81-1870) (20-20-3,100) of FURRY FURY fought CERES (99-3866) (11-14-
4,83) of DODEKATHEON.  CAT N TONIC was overpowered by CERES in a crowd pleasing 1
minute one-sided match.  A tough br-- er, lady, Ceres.

     SINCEMILLA (71-3308) (24-8-0,140) of WRATHMEN XIV fought THRESHPACK (50-138)
(37-48-0,133) of PUBLIC ENEMY.  SINCEMILLA devastated THRESHPACK in an exciting 1
minute brutal one-sided fight.  Sincemilla thrashed him.  Or it.
     FISHWIFE (33-7822) (24-24-4,148) of SEA DOGS fought SLICK STEPHAN (101-11) (0-0-
0,150) of the Louts Local 101.  FISHWIFE was beaten by SLICK STEPHAN in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute brawl.  A win for a standby, who will be cock-a-hoop over it.
     FURIOUS FROGPALER (35-4309) (21-13-0,132) of BATTLE FROGS fought NAKED LUNCH
(78-2917) (29-24-0,138) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  FURIOUS FROGPALER lost to NAKED LUNCH in
a 1 minute fray.  Furious was frogpaled, along with a mushroom cap, a cherry tomato,
and a piece of green pepper.  Enough to make anybody furious.  Not to mention the
basting sauce.
     NASTY NES (50-142) (43-50-1,118) of PUBLIC ENEMY fought URA GONER (8-5214) (20-
3-1,119) of YOU PAY I SLAY.  NASTY NES defeated URA GONER in a popular 1 minute
bloody duel.  A good match, conceptually.
     RED ALERT (50-139) (44-42-1,159) of PUBLIC ENEMY fought STICKY FINGERS (42-4523)
(28-5-1,102) of DUNGEON CELL.  RED ALERT was beaten by STICKY FINGERS in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute conflict.  Crowds like these things, don't know why.

     WELL DON (16-6079) (26-5-0,175) of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS fought YELLOWBEARD (18-
2149) (33-26-0,150) of SEA DOGS.  WELL DON viciously subdued YELLOWBEARD in an
exciting 4 minute bloody battle.  Subdued, and then SHAVED.
     HARE BINGER (81-1790) (29-22-2,153) of FURRY FURY fought ZANDER (14-4759) (18-7-
1,102) of ZOMBIE SQUAD.  HARE BINGER was overpowered by ZANDER in a crowd pleasing 1
minute one-sided match.  The fate of a March hare in April?  Zander gained 41 points,
which Snide thought significant.
     B'ZIADUL (71-3311) (32-21-1,157) of WRATHMEN XIV fought ARTHUR DENT (11-7305)
(31-33-0,107) of THE HITCHHIKERS.  B'ZIADUL overpowered ARTHUR DENT in a popular 1
minute uneven match.  And thus Arthur is dented.  NO surprise.
     HARBOR MASTER (18-10008) (23-9-1,162) of SEA DOGS fought WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? (38-
4563) (37-33-0,174) of TEAM FLOYD.  HARBOR MASTER vanquished WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? in a 1
minute one-sided duel.  Doesn't matter what a Volksie is, it can't park a boat there.
     GOPHER BAROQUE (2-3359) (81-72-0,164) of CREAM OF THE SLOP fought LI KUI (52-
851) (31-30-1,133) of WAH CHING.  GOPHER BAROQUE won victory over LI KUI in a popular
3 minute duel.  Cream of Gopher soup?

     HAMMERHEAD (35-4129) (49-49-2,157) of SEA DOGS fought MANNY LEHMAN (51-5074)
(34-39-1,111) of COLLEGE RADIO.  HAMMERHEAD was handily defeated by MANNY LEHMAN in a
1 minute uneven melee.  This fight produced a significant point movement:  Hammerhead
down 33.
     BURIED TREASURE (33-7722) (27-12-0,195) of SEA DOGS fought KATRINA (101-9) (0-0-
0,170) of the Louts Local 101.  BURIED TREASURE was overpowered by KATRINA in a
popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.  And the second standby wins.  Do NOT cross the
standbys in the bar tonight.  They're going to be swelled-headed.
     DAGAN (21-7201) (40-30-0,206) of BLOOD AND SAND fought KUNG PAO KOLACTAN (63-
2882) (34-18-2,206) of SHEWISH BUFFET.  DAGAN vanquished KUNG PAO KOLACTAN in a 1
minute mismatched fight.  Hey, Dagan was hungry.
     COBRA (3-7087) (46-42-0,186) of SERPENTS' HOLD fought ROTTING ROLAND (32-5437)
(40-22-0,183) of THE WALKING DEAD.  COBRA was overpowered by ROTTING ROLAND in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.  Doesn't do any good for a snake to bite a
corpse.
     OHMYGOD (63-2147) (32-11-1,192) of WRATHMEN fought VIPER (36-7544) (36-18-0,182)
of SERPENTS HOLD.  OHMYGOD bested VIPER in a popular 1 minute contest.  In fact, not
a great day to be a snake here in Home Guard.

The challenge:
     BAKED CONVINCIA (98-2341) (39-23-4,188) of SHEWISH BANQUET challenged ASSUR (18-
7821) (60-114-2,226) of ARROGANCE.  Up 38.  BAKED CONVINCIA unbelievably bested ASSUR
in a 2 minute Challenge fight.  Thus was Assur most challenged.

For the title:
     XAVIER (75-2071) (29-10-2,230) of RUNEBLADES fought SLAP YOURSELF SILLY (21-
4697) (52-47-0,186) of SORE LOSERS.  XAVIER demolished SLAP YOURSELF SILLY in a
popular 1 minute one-sided Title melee.  And Xavier, writer of a column, remains our
Captain of the Guard.  Good work.

                                       Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 XAVIER 75-2071               30  10  2  240  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DAGAN 21-7201                41  30     225  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 OHMYGOD 63-2147              33  11  1  204  WRATHMEN (1563)            AMEN-TEI
 BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341      40  23  4  202  SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)     SYVYN'S HILL
-RABID TOAD 98-2767           25  25  4  202  BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510)       SYVYN'S HILL
 ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437       41  22     198  THE WALKING DEAD (1538)    ARVAT
 ASSUR 18-7821                60 115  2  196  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882    34  19  2  193  SHEWISH BUFFET (1568)      AMEN-TEI
 VIPER 36-7544                36  19     186  SERPENTS HOLD (1609)       JHANS
 SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697  52  48     185  SORE LOSERS (1580)         SUNSET
 WELL DON 16-6079             27   5     181  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)   WILLAF

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HARBOR MASTER 18-10008       24   9  1  180  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 COBRA 3-7087                 46  43     179  SERPENTS' HOLD (1604)      OSKSI
-SAMWELL 9-4079               31  10  1  176  THE NIGHT'S WATCH (787)    ZUKAL
 BURIED TREASURE 33-7722      27  13     172  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359        82  72     166  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563    37  34     162  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
-ELLORIEN 9-4150              24  15     160  THE NIGHT'S WATCH (787)    ZUKAL
 B'ZIADUL 71-3311             33  21  1  159  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 YELLOWBEARD 18-2149          33  27     150  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 SINCEMILLA 71-3308           25   8     149  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074         35  39  1  145  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917          30  24     145  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
-ACID BATH 33-7373            23   9  1  145  DEATH PENALTY (1404)       NIATOLI ISLAND
-ADONIS(S) 1-370              37  44  5  144  THIEVES GUILD (71)         MORDANT
 FISHWIFE 33-7822             24  25  4  144  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
-MORELLA 29-3830              22  14     144  THE GUILD (432)            LAPUR
 ZANDER 14-4759               19   7  1  143  ZOMBIE SQUAD (1616)        TOBIR
 LI KUI 52-851                31  31  1  142  WAH CHING (1565)           FRATSFA
 STICKY FINGERS 42-4523       29   5  1  138  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 NASTY NES 50-142             44  50  1  134  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 RED ALERT 50-139             44  43  1  132  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309    21  14     131  BATTLE FROGS (1597)        MURSKA
-FIDDLESTICKS 84-27559        22  18     130  ANCIENT CURSES (1617)      BLACKSTONE
 THRESHPACK 50-138            37  49     129  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 HAMMERHEAD 35-4129           49  50  2  124  SEA DOGS (1502)            MURSKA
 HARE BINGER 81-1790          29  23  2  120  FURRY FURY (1593)          SHADOWSPIRE
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305          31  34     113  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 URA GONER 8-5214             20   4  1  113  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
-DROW 81-1774                 28  28  1  101  MONSTER MANUAL (1582)      SHADOWSPIRE

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ARDSHEAL 9-4183              24  16     100  RED FURY (786)             ZUKAL

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 SEAM 71-3319                 20   3  2  100  ARENAS III (1594)          KYR'TERR
 CERES 99-3866                12  14  4  100  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE
 BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370    21  12      96  COLLEGE RADIO (1603)       ARVAT
 TICKLE ME TIGER 11-7391      27  16  2   91  FURRY FURY (1598)          ARUAK CITY
 DAEMYN 71-2940               12   4      91  WRATHMEN XXV (1558)        KYR'TERR

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-LING 75-2082                 25  12  1   88  FALSE OVERTURES (849)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 GRAVITRON 19-5369            19   6  1   88  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611)   ZUWAYZA
 SHIV 26-5006                 20  14  1   86  SERPENTS HOLD (1608)       CALEAM
 DARGON 52-4264               23  12      84  DRAGONS GUARD II (1619)    FRATSFA
 CAT N TONIC 81-1870          20  21  3   81  FURRY FURY (1593)          SHADOWSPIRE
 GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 61-3633    18  14  1   78  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
-ANDA 75-2171                 16   7      73  FALSE OVERTURES (849)      JADE MOUNTAIN
 ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837      23   8      72  UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614)   VEASTIAN
 SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105     23  10      70  SERPENTS' HOLD (1623)      KOLACT
 FROG FRACTURE 98-3813        18  10  3   69  MURDEROUS FROGS 3 (1589)   SYVYN'S HILL
 MONTY BURNS 82-55805         22  37      64  NUCLEAR WASTES (1588)      DWES EG
 FLY SACRIFICE 96-4629         8   7  4   64  FROGGY HORRORS 4 (1622)    OLD VALAMANTIS
 RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735           16   3  2   63  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 MR. FROST 82-4399            23  29  1   62  MADMAN (1081)              DWES EG
 BOA 1-8830                   21  19      62  SERPENTS' HOLD (1618)      MORDANT
 NERO 29-5707                 35  45  1   61  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 HAMILCAR 21-7575             19  19  2   60  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
-CHANGE 15-5126               17   7      58  BLIND MELON (1627)         MALCORN
-BLOOD THIRSTER 36-7199       16   5  3   56  VOW TO DESTROY (1403)      JHANS
-JUGGERNAUT 6-6252            17   4      55  MACHINES OF WAR (1631)     TRANSEL
-KALI 38-3152                 17   6  1   54  SOUL WARRIORS (357)        CLIFFHOME
 LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456        15   7  1   52  FOOT OF PRIDE (1630)       MURSKA
 KEISHA 11-7584               18  11      47  WRATHMEN DM 20 (1536)      ARUAK CITY
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          15   7  2   47  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 HOFFA 18-9369                34 105      46  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 TOXIC SLUDGE 13-5511         24  28  2   45  MMM BEER! (1606)           DULLENS
 VULCAN 99-3864                9  17  4   44  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE
-THE DARK FROG 35-4347        20  11  2   39  BATTLE FROGS (1597)        MURSKA
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       13  14  4   39  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 IMAGINATION 26-4975          13   2      39  VCU COLLEGE RADIO (1620)   CALEAM
 MAUL ON WHEELS 2-2938        15   6  2   38  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 FRANKIE 13-5579              20  19      37  SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621)   DULLENS
 HOFFA 18-8478                29 135  1   32  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BAKED CONVINCIA unbelievably bested ASSUR in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
XAVIER demolished SLAP YOURSELF SILLY in a popular 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
OHMYGOD bested VIPER in a popular 1 minute contest.
COBRA was overpowered by ROTTING ROLAND in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
DAGAN vanquished KUNG PAO KOLACTAN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BURIED TREASURE was overpowered by KATRINA in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
HAMMERHEAD was handily defeated by MANNY LEHMAN in a 1 minute uneven melee.
GOPHER BAROQUE won victory over LI KUI in a popular 3 minute duel.
HARBOR MASTER vanquished WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
B'ZIADUL overpowered ARTHUR DENT in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
HARE BINGER was overpowered by ZANDER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
WELL DON viciously subdued YELLOWBEARD in a exciting 4 minute bloody battle.
RED ALERT was beaten by STICKY FINGERS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
NASTY NES defeated URA GONER in a popular 1 minute bloody duel.
FURIOUS FROGPALER lost to NAKED LUNCH in a 1 minute fray.
FISHWIFE was beaten by SLICK STEPHAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
SINCEMILLA devastated THRESHPACK in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
CAT N TONIC was overpowered by CERES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
INNARD SKINARD was devastated by HAMILCAR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
FROG FRACTURE overpowered FRANKIE in a action packed 1 minute uneven fray.
VULCAN was devastated by TICKLE ME TIGER in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
FLY SACRIFICE overpowered MAUL ON WHEELS in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
MONTY BURNS won victory over KEISHA in a popular 3 minute fight.
MR. FROST was demolished by DAEMYN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
SEAM beat DARGON in a 2 minute fray.
GIRL SCOUT COOKIE overpowered BICYCLE RACE in a 1 minute uneven competition.
ARCHERS OF LOAF was overpowered by ARDSHEAL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LORD'S PRAYER was handily defeated by GRAVITRON in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BRITISH SEA POWER demolished BOA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
NERO narrowly defeated IMAGINATION in a 2 minute bout.
SHIV handily defeated HOFFA in a action packed 1 minute gory mismatched match.
HOFFA was devastated by SLITHERING IDIOT in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
TOXIC SLUDGE was devastated by RUN'S HOUSE in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      25         STRIKING ATTACK   37 -  11 -  1      77  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         SLASHING ATTACK   27 -  15 -  1      64  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   5 -  0      62  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   6         PARRY-STRIKE      26 -  22 -  0      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         AIMED BLOW       118 - 115 -  0      51  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     4         LUNGING ATTACK    15 -  16 -  0      48  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-LUNGE        4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         BASHING ATTACK    19 -  32 -  1      37  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         WALL OF STEEL     16 -  38 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         TOTAL PARRY       10 -  27 -  0      27  |

Turn 634 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  1     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  5         2  PARRY-STRIKE   
AIMED BLOW        13 - 12     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  5         2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  STRIKING ATTACK
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  XAVIER 75-2071             30  10  2  240 RUNEBLADES (1585)
LUNGING ATTACK   DAGAN 21-7201              41  30  0  225 BLOOD AND SAND (1545)
WALL OF STEEL    BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341    40  23  4  202 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)
AIMED BLOW       ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437     41  22  0  198 THE WALKING DEAD (1538)
BASHING ATTACK   ASSUR 18-7821              60 115  2  196 ARROGANCE (755)
STRIKING ATTACK  VIPER 36-7544              36  19  0  186 SERPENTS HOLD (1609)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SLAP YOURSELF SIL 21-4697  52  48  0  185 SORE LOSERS (1580)
PARRY-STRIKE     WELL DON 16-6079           27   5  0  181 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359      82  72  0  166 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)
PARRY-LUNGE      THRESHPACK 50-138          37  49  0  129 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)

The overall popularity leader is ASSUR 18-7821.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was WELL DON 16-6079.  The ten other most popular fighters were YELLOWBEARD 18-2149, 
ASSUR 18-7821, LI KUI 52-851, MONTY BURNS 82--9731, BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341, CERES 
99-3866, HAMILCAR 21-7575, FLY SACRIFICE 96-4629, SEAM 71-3319, and BRITISH SEA POWER 
32-5370.

The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 18-9369.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456, BICYCLE RACE 9-5609, FRANKIE 13-5579, FURIOUS 
FROGPALER 35-4309, HARE BINGER 81-1790, WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563, HAMMERHEAD 
35-4129, BURIED TREASURE 33-7722, KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882, and TOXIC SLUDGE 
13-5511.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           1  1 0  SUNSET(21)           2  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          0  2 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  1 0  CALEAM(26)           1  1 0  JURINE(61)           1  0 0  
OSKSI(3)             0  1 0  LAPUR(29)            1  0 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  ARVAT(32)            2  0 0  KYR'TERR(71)         4  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             1  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   0  2 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           1  0 0  MURSKA(35)           0  3 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  2 0  JHANS(36)            0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      0  2 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  2 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  DWES EG(82)          1  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  0 0  RODEKI(42)           1  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   1  0 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  0 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  1 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     2  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          1  4 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  2 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735          16   3  2   63  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359       82  72  0  166  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 COBRA 3-7087                46  43  0  179  SERPENTS' HOLD (1604)      OSKSI
 URA GONER 8-5214            20   4  1  113  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 ARDSHEAL 9-4183             24  16  0  100  RED FURY (786)             ZUKAL
 SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105    23  10  0   70  SERPENTS' HOLD (1623)      KOLACT
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305         31  34  0  113  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 TOXIC SLUDGE 13-5511        24  28  2   45  MMM BEER! (1606)           DULLENS
 ZANDER 14-4759              19   7  1  143  ZOMBIE SQUAD (1616)        TOBIR
 WELL DON 16-6079            27   5  0  181  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)   WILLAF
 ASSUR 18-7821               60 115  2  196  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 GRAVITRON 19-5369           19   6  1   88  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611)   ZUWAYZA
 DAGAN 21-7201               41  30  0  225  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 SHIV 26-5006                20  14  1   86  SERPENTS HOLD (1608)       CALEAM
 NERO 29-5707                35  45  1   61  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437      41  22  0  198  THE WALKING DEAD (1538)    ARVAT
 BURIED TREASURE 33-7722     27  13  0  172  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309   21  14  0  131  BATTLE FROGS (1597)        MURSKA
 VIPER 36-7544               36  19  0  186  SERPENTS HOLD (1609)       JHANS
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563   37  34  0  162  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 STICKY FINGERS 42-4523      29   5  1  138  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837     23   8  0   72  UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614)   VEASTIAN
 NASTY NES 50-142            44  50  1  134  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074        35  39  1  145  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 LI KUI 52-851               31  31  1  142  WAH CHING (1565)           FRATSFA
 GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 61-3633   18  14  1   78  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 OHMYGOD 63-2147             33  11  1  204  WRATHMEN (1563)            AMEN-TEI
 B'ZIADUL 71-3311            33  21  1  159  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR
 XAVIER 75-2071              30  10  2  240  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917         30  24  0  145  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 HARE BINGER 81-1790         29  23  2  120  FURRY FURY (1593)          SHADOWSPIRE
 MONTY BURNS 82--9731        22  37  0   64  NUCLEAR WASTES (1588)      DWES EG
 FLY SACRIFICE 96-4629        8   7  4   64  FROGGY HORRORS 4 (1622)    OLD VALAMANTIS

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341     40  23  4  202  SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)     SYVYN'S HILL
 CERES 99-3866               12  14  4  100  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE