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Date : 04/09/2014 Duedate: 04/22/2014
HOME GUARD ARENA
DM 101 TURN 634
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 SEA DOGS 18/426 887 596 8 59.8 FOOT OF PRIDE 35/1630
SEA DOGS 33/1501 9 T-3 98/1591 151 148 1 50.5
SEA DOGS 35/1502 MMM BEER! 13/1606
DUNGEON CELL 42/1470 ZOMBIE SQUAD 14/1616
SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562 SERPENTS HOLD 26/1608
SHEWISH BUFFET 63/1568 SERPENTS HOLD 36/1609
SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537 SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618
SHEWISH BANQUET 98/1515 SERPENTS' HOLD 3/1604
2 WRATHMEN 63/1563 130 90 2 59.1 YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500
ARENAS III 71/1594 SERPENTS' HOLD 10/1623
WRATHMEN XIV 71/1581 DRAGONS GUARD II 52/1619
WRATHMEN XXV 71/1558 SERPENTS HOLD 929 13/1621
WRATHMEN DM 20 11/1536 10 RED FURY 9/786 164 163 0 50.2
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 16/1601 RUNEBLADES 75/1585
3-ANCIENT CUR 84/1617 10 7 0 58.8 SOUL WARRIORS 38/357
4 TEAM FLOYD 38/690 386 286 2 57.4 11 TREKKERS 29/1534 151 187 4 44.7
DODEKATHEON 99/1590 BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545
COLLEGE RADIO 32/1603 MONSTER MANUAL 81/1582
COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541 THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564
THE MOTHERSHIP CC 19/1611 THE WALKING DEAD 32/1538
UNC COLLEGE RADIO 43/1614 12 FURRY FURY 11/1598 74 97 1 43.3
VCU COLLEGE RADIO 26/1620 FURRY FURY 81/1593
5 SORE LOSERS 21/1580 103 78 0 56.9 BATTLE FROGS 35/1597
CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/589 BLOOD FROGS 2 98/1510
6 DEATH PENAL 33/1404 49 38 2 56.3 NUCLEAR WASTES 82/1588
MACHINES OF WAR 6/1631 FROGGY HORRORS 4 96/1622
7-THE GUILD 29/432 348 295 5 54.1 MURDEROUS FROGS 3 98/1589
FALSE OVERTURES 75/849 13 WAH CHING 52/1565 82 116 1 41.4
THE NIGHT'S WATCH 9/787 PUBLIC ENEMY 50/1530
8 QUEEN 9/1629 22 20 0 52.4 14 ARROGANCE 18/755 544 865 11 38.6
RUN DMC 1/1626 15 MADMAN 82/1081 6 11 0 35.3
BLIND MELON 15/1627 16-THIEVES GUILD 1/71 2 5 0 28.6
THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Captain of the Guard
What the hell is that? That was my first thought when I first saw Buried
Treasure standing across from me. I still freak out a bit when I see her. I think
that's what drives me to finish her fast. Damn, she is tough. It took me longer to
finish her this time. I better learn fast or she will get me next time. Maybe if I
wink at her next time....
Stillgard tells me I am off to The Spring Tourney next week. I hope to make
Home Guard proud and bring home a trophy, or at least do better then my 3-3 showing
at the last one! Good luck to everyone!
Xavier
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Snide Clemens says, "We're all going to die in the end." Does he know something
we don't? Or has he made himself so annoying that Greywand has barred him from her
resurrection program? I could believe that last, at least.
It appears (the clerks are not infallible) that The Walking Dead was most
avoided. Descrimination, that is. And of those who avoided them, Shews Banquet did
it the most.
We had thirty-three fights, one challenge, two standbys. More challenges would
be good, but still, this is a good showing.
TOXIC SLUDGE (13-5511) (24-27-2,57) of MMM BEER! fought RUN'S HOUSE (1-8735)
(15-3-2,47) of RUN DMC. TOXIC SLUDGE was devastated by RUN'S HOUSE in a popular 1
minute uneven bout. I will forego the obvious plays on words and just note that
Run's House is CLEAN. No sludge there.
HOFFA (18-9369) (34-104-0,50) of ARROGANCE fought SLITHERING IDIOT (10-6105)
(22-10-0,62) of SERPENTS' HOLD. HOFFA was devastated by SLITHERING IDIOT in a 1
minute one-sided battle. Hoffa is quite good at losing.
SHIV (26-5006) (19-14-1,84) of SERPENTS HOLD fought HOFFA (18-8478) (29-134-
1,25) of ARROGANCE. SHIV handily defeated HOFFA in an action packed 1 minute gory
mismatched match. What you might call a very experienced loser. You have to wonder,
well, you don't HAVE to, but you MIGHT wonder how these Hoffas managed to graduate,
eh?
NERO (29-5707) (34-45-1,52) of TREKKERS fought IMAGINATION (26-4975) (13-1-0,40)
of VCU COLLEGE RADIO. NERO narrowly defeated IMAGINATION in a 2 minute bout.
Interesting, I didn't think Nero had a clue where imagination was concerned.
Speaking of whom, are we looking at a Dead Champion here?
BRITISH SEA POWER (32-5370) (20-12-0,89) of COLLEGE RADIO fought BOA (1-8830)
(21-18-0,64) of SERPENTS' HOLD. BRITISH SEA POWER demolished BOA in an exciting 1
minute one-sided fight. The life of a serpent is not an easy one.
LORD'S PRAYER (35-4456) (15-6-1,52) of FOOT OF PRIDE fought GRAVITRON (19-5369)
(18-6-1,79) of THE MOTHERSHIP CC. LORD'S PRAYER was handily defeated by GRAVITRON in
a 1 minute one-sided fight. Okay, I can go with "one-sided" here.
ARCHERS OF LOAF (43-4837) (23-7-0,77) of UNC COLLEGE RADIO fought ARDSHEAL (9-
4183) (23-16-0,89) of RED FURY. ARCHERS OF LOAF was overpowered by ARDSHEAL in a 1
minute one-sided fight. I've never seen a bowstave made out of a breadstick before,
and after this arena performance, maybe I know why.
GIRL SCOUT COOKIE (61-3633) (17-14-1,66) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought BICYCLE RACE
(9-5609) (15-6-2,53) of QUEEN. GIRL SCOUT COOKIE overpowered BICYCLE RACE in a 1
minute uneven competition. Ah, Girl Scout Cookies! Gotta love 'em.
SEAM (71-3319) (19-3-2,90) of ARENAS III fought DARGON (52-4264) (23-11-0,82) of
DRAGONS GUARD II. SEAM beat DARGON in a 2 minute fray. Close.
MR. FROST (82-4399) (23-28-1,65) of MADMAN fought DAEMYN (71-2940) (11-4-0,85)
of WRATHMEN XXV. MR. FROST was demolished by DAEMYN in an action packed 1 minute
one-sided melee. Nothing like an extra helping of wrath to melt frost.
MONTY BURNS (82-55805) (21-37-0,47) of NUCLEAR WASTES fought KEISHA (11-7584)
(18-10-0,56) of WRATHMEN DM 20. MONTY BURNS won victory over KEISHA in a popular 3
minute fight. Burned her right up.
FLY SACRIFICE (96-4629) (7-7-4,39) of FROGGY HORRORS 4 fought MAUL ON WHEELS (2-
2938) (15-5-2,57) of THE RUNAROUND. FLY SACRIFICE overpowered MAUL ON WHEELS in a
popular 1 minute one-sided duel. I never saw a maul sacrificed to a fly before.
Weird and gruesome.
VULCAN (99-3864) (9-16-4,38) of DODEKATHEON fought TICKLE ME TIGER (11-7391)
(26-16-2,89) of FURRY FURY. VULCAN was devastated by TICKLE ME TIGER in a popular 1
minute one-sided bout. Never tickle a tiger without permission, Vulcan.
FROG FRACTURE (98-3813) (17-10-3,64) of MURDEROUS FROGS 3 fought FRANKIE (13-
5579) (20-18-0,38) of SERPENTS HOLD 929. FROG FRACTURE overpowered FRANKIE in an
action packed 1 minute uneven fray. Every one of Frankie's frogs was fractured and
even shattered.
INNARD SKINARD (98-3573) (13-13-4,53) of T-3 fought HAMILCAR (21-7575) (18-19-
2,45) of BLOOD AND SAND. INNARD SKINARD was devastated by HAMILCAR in an action
packed 1 minute one-sided bout. Ah! Innard wasn't expecting the elephants.
CAT N TONIC (81-1870) (20-20-3,100) of FURRY FURY fought CERES (99-3866) (11-14-
4,83) of DODEKATHEON. CAT N TONIC was overpowered by CERES in a crowd pleasing 1
minute one-sided match. A tough br-- er, lady, Ceres.
SINCEMILLA (71-3308) (24-8-0,140) of WRATHMEN XIV fought THRESHPACK (50-138)
(37-48-0,133) of PUBLIC ENEMY. SINCEMILLA devastated THRESHPACK in an exciting 1
minute brutal one-sided fight. Sincemilla thrashed him. Or it.
FISHWIFE (33-7822) (24-24-4,148) of SEA DOGS fought SLICK STEPHAN (101-11) (0-0-
0,150) of the Louts Local 101. FISHWIFE was beaten by SLICK STEPHAN in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute brawl. A win for a standby, who will be cock-a-hoop over it.
FURIOUS FROGPALER (35-4309) (21-13-0,132) of BATTLE FROGS fought NAKED LUNCH
(78-2917) (29-24-0,138) of SHEWISH BUFFET. FURIOUS FROGPALER lost to NAKED LUNCH in
a 1 minute fray. Furious was frogpaled, along with a mushroom cap, a cherry tomato,
and a piece of green pepper. Enough to make anybody furious. Not to mention the
basting sauce.
NASTY NES (50-142) (43-50-1,118) of PUBLIC ENEMY fought URA GONER (8-5214) (20-
3-1,119) of YOU PAY I SLAY. NASTY NES defeated URA GONER in a popular 1 minute
bloody duel. A good match, conceptually.
RED ALERT (50-139) (44-42-1,159) of PUBLIC ENEMY fought STICKY FINGERS (42-4523)
(28-5-1,102) of DUNGEON CELL. RED ALERT was beaten by STICKY FINGERS in a crowd
pleasing 1 minute conflict. Crowds like these things, don't know why.
WELL DON (16-6079) (26-5-0,175) of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS fought YELLOWBEARD (18-
2149) (33-26-0,150) of SEA DOGS. WELL DON viciously subdued YELLOWBEARD in an
exciting 4 minute bloody battle. Subdued, and then SHAVED.
HARE BINGER (81-1790) (29-22-2,153) of FURRY FURY fought ZANDER (14-4759) (18-7-
1,102) of ZOMBIE SQUAD. HARE BINGER was overpowered by ZANDER in a crowd pleasing 1
minute one-sided match. The fate of a March hare in April? Zander gained 41 points,
which Snide thought significant.
B'ZIADUL (71-3311) (32-21-1,157) of WRATHMEN XIV fought ARTHUR DENT (11-7305)
(31-33-0,107) of THE HITCHHIKERS. B'ZIADUL overpowered ARTHUR DENT in a popular 1
minute uneven match. And thus Arthur is dented. NO surprise.
HARBOR MASTER (18-10008) (23-9-1,162) of SEA DOGS fought WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? (38-
4563) (37-33-0,174) of TEAM FLOYD. HARBOR MASTER vanquished WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? in a 1
minute one-sided duel. Doesn't matter what a Volksie is, it can't park a boat there.
GOPHER BAROQUE (2-3359) (81-72-0,164) of CREAM OF THE SLOP fought LI KUI (52-
851) (31-30-1,133) of WAH CHING. GOPHER BAROQUE won victory over LI KUI in a popular
3 minute duel. Cream of Gopher soup?
HAMMERHEAD (35-4129) (49-49-2,157) of SEA DOGS fought MANNY LEHMAN (51-5074)
(34-39-1,111) of COLLEGE RADIO. HAMMERHEAD was handily defeated by MANNY LEHMAN in a
1 minute uneven melee. This fight produced a significant point movement: Hammerhead
down 33.
BURIED TREASURE (33-7722) (27-12-0,195) of SEA DOGS fought KATRINA (101-9) (0-0-
0,170) of the Louts Local 101. BURIED TREASURE was overpowered by KATRINA in a
popular 1 minute mismatched brawl. And the second standby wins. Do NOT cross the
standbys in the bar tonight. They're going to be swelled-headed.
DAGAN (21-7201) (40-30-0,206) of BLOOD AND SAND fought KUNG PAO KOLACTAN (63-
2882) (34-18-2,206) of SHEWISH BUFFET. DAGAN vanquished KUNG PAO KOLACTAN in a 1
minute mismatched fight. Hey, Dagan was hungry.
COBRA (3-7087) (46-42-0,186) of SERPENTS' HOLD fought ROTTING ROLAND (32-5437)
(40-22-0,183) of THE WALKING DEAD. COBRA was overpowered by ROTTING ROLAND in a
crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match. Doesn't do any good for a snake to bite a
corpse.
OHMYGOD (63-2147) (32-11-1,192) of WRATHMEN fought VIPER (36-7544) (36-18-0,182)
of SERPENTS HOLD. OHMYGOD bested VIPER in a popular 1 minute contest. In fact, not
a great day to be a snake here in Home Guard.
The challenge:
BAKED CONVINCIA (98-2341) (39-23-4,188) of SHEWISH BANQUET challenged ASSUR (18-
7821) (60-114-2,226) of ARROGANCE. Up 38. BAKED CONVINCIA unbelievably bested ASSUR
in a 2 minute Challenge fight. Thus was Assur most challenged.
For the title:
XAVIER (75-2071) (29-10-2,230) of RUNEBLADES fought SLAP YOURSELF SILLY (21-
4697) (52-47-0,186) of SORE LOSERS. XAVIER demolished SLAP YOURSELF SILLY in a
popular 1 minute one-sided Title melee. And Xavier, writer of a column, remains our
Captain of the Guard. Good work.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
XAVIER 75-2071 30 10 2 240 RUNEBLADES (1585) JADE MOUNTAIN
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DAGAN 21-7201 41 30 225 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
OHMYGOD 63-2147 33 11 1 204 WRATHMEN (1563) AMEN-TEI
BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 40 23 4 202 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515) SYVYN'S HILL
-RABID TOAD 98-2767 25 25 4 202 BLOOD FROGS 2 (1510) SYVYN'S HILL
ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437 41 22 198 THE WALKING DEAD (1538) ARVAT
ASSUR 18-7821 60 115 2 196 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882 34 19 2 193 SHEWISH BUFFET (1568) AMEN-TEI
VIPER 36-7544 36 19 186 SERPENTS HOLD (1609) JHANS
SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697 52 48 185 SORE LOSERS (1580) SUNSET
WELL DON 16-6079 27 5 181 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601) WILLAF
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HARBOR MASTER 18-10008 24 9 1 180 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
COBRA 3-7087 46 43 179 SERPENTS' HOLD (1604) OSKSI
-SAMWELL 9-4079 31 10 1 176 THE NIGHT'S WATCH (787) ZUKAL
BURIED TREASURE 33-7722 27 13 172 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 82 72 166 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 37 34 162 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
-ELLORIEN 9-4150 24 15 160 THE NIGHT'S WATCH (787) ZUKAL
B'ZIADUL 71-3311 33 21 1 159 WRATHMEN XIV (1581) KYR'TERR
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
YELLOWBEARD 18-2149 33 27 150 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
SINCEMILLA 71-3308 25 8 149 WRATHMEN XIV (1581) KYR'TERR
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 35 39 1 145 COLLEGE RADIO (1541) TRICORUS
NAKED LUNCH 78-2917 30 24 145 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
-ACID BATH 33-7373 23 9 1 145 DEATH PENALTY (1404) NIATOLI ISLAND
-ADONIS(S) 1-370 37 44 5 144 THIEVES GUILD (71) MORDANT
FISHWIFE 33-7822 24 25 4 144 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
-MORELLA 29-3830 22 14 144 THE GUILD (432) LAPUR
ZANDER 14-4759 19 7 1 143 ZOMBIE SQUAD (1616) TOBIR
LI KUI 52-851 31 31 1 142 WAH CHING (1565) FRATSFA
STICKY FINGERS 42-4523 29 5 1 138 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
NASTY NES 50-142 44 50 1 134 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
RED ALERT 50-139 44 43 1 132 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309 21 14 131 BATTLE FROGS (1597) MURSKA
-FIDDLESTICKS 84-27559 22 18 130 ANCIENT CURSES (1617) BLACKSTONE
THRESHPACK 50-138 37 49 129 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
HAMMERHEAD 35-4129 49 50 2 124 SEA DOGS (1502) MURSKA
HARE BINGER 81-1790 29 23 2 120 FURRY FURY (1593) SHADOWSPIRE
ARTHUR DENT 11-7305 31 34 113 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
URA GONER 8-5214 20 4 1 113 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
-DROW 81-1774 28 28 1 101 MONSTER MANUAL (1582) SHADOWSPIRE
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ARDSHEAL 9-4183 24 16 100 RED FURY (786) ZUKAL
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
SEAM 71-3319 20 3 2 100 ARENAS III (1594) KYR'TERR
CERES 99-3866 12 14 4 100 DODEKATHEON (1590) SOUTH RIDGE
BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370 21 12 96 COLLEGE RADIO (1603) ARVAT
TICKLE ME TIGER 11-7391 27 16 2 91 FURRY FURY (1598) ARUAK CITY
DAEMYN 71-2940 12 4 91 WRATHMEN XXV (1558) KYR'TERR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-LING 75-2082 25 12 1 88 FALSE OVERTURES (849) JADE MOUNTAIN
GRAVITRON 19-5369 19 6 1 88 THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611) ZUWAYZA
SHIV 26-5006 20 14 1 86 SERPENTS HOLD (1608) CALEAM
DARGON 52-4264 23 12 84 DRAGONS GUARD II (1619) FRATSFA
CAT N TONIC 81-1870 20 21 3 81 FURRY FURY (1593) SHADOWSPIRE
GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 61-3633 18 14 1 78 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
-ANDA 75-2171 16 7 73 FALSE OVERTURES (849) JADE MOUNTAIN
ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837 23 8 72 UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614) VEASTIAN
SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105 23 10 70 SERPENTS' HOLD (1623) KOLACT
FROG FRACTURE 98-3813 18 10 3 69 MURDEROUS FROGS 3 (1589) SYVYN'S HILL
MONTY BURNS 82-55805 22 37 64 NUCLEAR WASTES (1588) DWES EG
FLY SACRIFICE 96-4629 8 7 4 64 FROGGY HORRORS 4 (1622) OLD VALAMANTIS
RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735 16 3 2 63 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
MR. FROST 82-4399 23 29 1 62 MADMAN (1081) DWES EG
BOA 1-8830 21 19 62 SERPENTS' HOLD (1618) MORDANT
NERO 29-5707 35 45 1 61 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
HAMILCAR 21-7575 19 19 2 60 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
-CHANGE 15-5126 17 7 58 BLIND MELON (1627) MALCORN
-BLOOD THIRSTER 36-7199 16 5 3 56 VOW TO DESTROY (1403) JHANS
-JUGGERNAUT 6-6252 17 4 55 MACHINES OF WAR (1631) TRANSEL
-KALI 38-3152 17 6 1 54 SOUL WARRIORS (357) CLIFFHOME
LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456 15 7 1 52 FOOT OF PRIDE (1630) MURSKA
KEISHA 11-7584 18 11 47 WRATHMEN DM 20 (1536) ARUAK CITY
BICYCLE RACE 9-5609 15 7 2 47 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
HOFFA 18-9369 34 105 46 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
TOXIC SLUDGE 13-5511 24 28 2 45 MMM BEER! (1606) DULLENS
VULCAN 99-3864 9 17 4 44 DODEKATHEON (1590) SOUTH RIDGE
-THE DARK FROG 35-4347 20 11 2 39 BATTLE FROGS (1597) MURSKA
INNARD SKINARD 98-3573 13 14 4 39 T-3 (1591) SYVYN'S HILL
IMAGINATION 26-4975 13 2 39 VCU COLLEGE RADIO (1620) CALEAM
MAUL ON WHEELS 2-2938 15 6 2 38 THE RUNAROUND (1628) NIANIA
FRANKIE 13-5579 20 19 37 SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621) DULLENS
HOFFA 18-8478 29 135 1 32 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
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LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BAKED CONVINCIA unbelievably bested ASSUR in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
XAVIER demolished SLAP YOURSELF SILLY in a popular 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
OHMYGOD bested VIPER in a popular 1 minute contest.
COBRA was overpowered by ROTTING ROLAND in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched match.
DAGAN vanquished KUNG PAO KOLACTAN in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
BURIED TREASURE was overpowered by KATRINA in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
HAMMERHEAD was handily defeated by MANNY LEHMAN in a 1 minute uneven melee.
GOPHER BAROQUE won victory over LI KUI in a popular 3 minute duel.
HARBOR MASTER vanquished WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
B'ZIADUL overpowered ARTHUR DENT in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
HARE BINGER was overpowered by ZANDER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
WELL DON viciously subdued YELLOWBEARD in a exciting 4 minute bloody battle.
RED ALERT was beaten by STICKY FINGERS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
NASTY NES defeated URA GONER in a popular 1 minute bloody duel.
FURIOUS FROGPALER lost to NAKED LUNCH in a 1 minute fray.
FISHWIFE was beaten by SLICK STEPHAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl.
SINCEMILLA devastated THRESHPACK in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
CAT N TONIC was overpowered by CERES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
INNARD SKINARD was devastated by HAMILCAR in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
FROG FRACTURE overpowered FRANKIE in a action packed 1 minute uneven fray.
VULCAN was devastated by TICKLE ME TIGER in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
FLY SACRIFICE overpowered MAUL ON WHEELS in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
MONTY BURNS won victory over KEISHA in a popular 3 minute fight.
MR. FROST was demolished by DAEMYN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided melee.
SEAM beat DARGON in a 2 minute fray.
GIRL SCOUT COOKIE overpowered BICYCLE RACE in a 1 minute uneven competition.
ARCHERS OF LOAF was overpowered by ARDSHEAL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LORD'S PRAYER was handily defeated by GRAVITRON in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BRITISH SEA POWER demolished BOA in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
NERO narrowly defeated IMAGINATION in a 2 minute bout.
SHIV handily defeated HOFFA in a action packed 1 minute gory mismatched match.
HOFFA was devastated by SLITHERING IDIOT in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
TOXIC SLUDGE was devastated by RUN'S HOUSE in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 25 STRIKING ATTACK 37 - 11 - 1 77 |
|BASHING ATTACK 7 SLASHING ATTACK 27 - 15 - 1 64 |
|WALL OF STEEL 7 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 5 - 0 62 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 6 PARRY-STRIKE 26 - 22 - 0 54 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 5 AIMED BLOW 118 - 115 - 0 51 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 16 - 0 48 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 6 - 0 40 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 BASHING ATTACK 19 - 32 - 1 37 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 38 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 1 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 27 - 0 27 |
Turn 634 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 4 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 5 2 PARRY-STRIKE
AIMED BLOW 13 - 12 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 5 2 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
1 BASHING ATTACK
1 STRIKING ATTACK
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK XAVIER 75-2071 30 10 2 240 RUNEBLADES (1585)
LUNGING ATTACK DAGAN 21-7201 41 30 0 225 BLOOD AND SAND (1545)
WALL OF STEEL BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 40 23 4 202 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)
AIMED BLOW ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437 41 22 0 198 THE WALKING DEAD (1538)
BASHING ATTACK ASSUR 18-7821 60 115 2 196 ARROGANCE (755)
STRIKING ATTACK VIPER 36-7544 36 19 0 186 SERPENTS HOLD (1609)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SLAP YOURSELF SIL 21-4697 52 48 0 185 SORE LOSERS (1580)
PARRY-STRIKE WELL DON 16-6079 27 5 0 181 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
TOTAL PARRY GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 82 72 0 166 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)
PARRY-LUNGE THRESHPACK 50-138 37 49 0 129 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)
The overall popularity leader is ASSUR 18-7821. The most popular warrior this turn
was WELL DON 16-6079. The ten other most popular fighters were YELLOWBEARD 18-2149,
ASSUR 18-7821, LI KUI 52-851, MONTY BURNS 82--9731, BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341, CERES
99-3866, HAMILCAR 21-7575, FLY SACRIFICE 96-4629, SEAM 71-3319, and BRITISH SEA POWER
32-5370.
The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 18-9369. The other ten least popular
fighters were LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456, BICYCLE RACE 9-5609, FRANKIE 13-5579, FURIOUS
FROGPALER 35-4309, HARE BINGER 81-1790, WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563, HAMMERHEAD
35-4129, BURIED TREASURE 33-7722, KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882, and TOXIC SLUDGE
13-5511.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 1 1 0 SUNSET(21) 2 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 0 2 0
NIANIA(2) 1 1 0 CALEAM(26) 1 1 0 JURINE(61) 1 0 0
OSKSI(3) 0 1 0 LAPUR(29) 1 0 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 1 1 0
ARKERS(8) 0 1 0 ARVAT(32) 2 0 0 KYR'TERR(71) 4 0 0
ZUKAL(9) 1 1 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 0 2 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 1 0 0
KOLACT(10) 1 0 0 MURSKA(35) 0 3 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 0 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 2 0 JHANS(36) 0 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 0 2 0
DULLENS(13) 0 2 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 DWES EG(82) 1 1 0
TOBIR(14) 1 0 0 RODEKI(42) 1 0 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 1 0 0
WILLAF(16) 1 0 0 VEASTIAN(43) 0 1 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 2 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 1 4 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 1 2 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 1 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735 16 3 2 63 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 82 72 0 166 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
COBRA 3-7087 46 43 0 179 SERPENTS' HOLD (1604) OSKSI
URA GONER 8-5214 20 4 1 113 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
ARDSHEAL 9-4183 24 16 0 100 RED FURY (786) ZUKAL
SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105 23 10 0 70 SERPENTS' HOLD (1623) KOLACT
ARTHUR DENT 11-7305 31 34 0 113 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
TOXIC SLUDGE 13-5511 24 28 2 45 MMM BEER! (1606) DULLENS
ZANDER 14-4759 19 7 1 143 ZOMBIE SQUAD (1616) TOBIR
WELL DON 16-6079 27 5 0 181 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601) WILLAF
ASSUR 18-7821 60 115 2 196 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
GRAVITRON 19-5369 19 6 1 88 THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611) ZUWAYZA
DAGAN 21-7201 41 30 0 225 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
SHIV 26-5006 20 14 1 86 SERPENTS HOLD (1608) CALEAM
NERO 29-5707 35 45 1 61 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
ROTTING ROLAND 32-5437 41 22 0 198 THE WALKING DEAD (1538) ARVAT
BURIED TREASURE 33-7722 27 13 0 172 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309 21 14 0 131 BATTLE FROGS (1597) MURSKA
VIPER 36-7544 36 19 0 186 SERPENTS HOLD (1609) JHANS
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 37 34 0 162 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
STICKY FINGERS 42-4523 29 5 1 138 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837 23 8 0 72 UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614) VEASTIAN
NASTY NES 50-142 44 50 1 134 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 35 39 1 145 COLLEGE RADIO (1541) TRICORUS
LI KUI 52-851 31 31 1 142 WAH CHING (1565) FRATSFA
GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 61-3633 18 14 1 78 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
OHMYGOD 63-2147 33 11 1 204 WRATHMEN (1563) AMEN-TEI
B'ZIADUL 71-3311 33 21 1 159 WRATHMEN XIV (1581) KYR'TERR
XAVIER 75-2071 30 10 2 240 RUNEBLADES (1585) JADE MOUNTAIN
NAKED LUNCH 78-2917 30 24 0 145 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
HARE BINGER 81-1790 29 23 2 120 FURRY FURY (1593) SHADOWSPIRE
MONTY BURNS 82--9731 22 37 0 64 NUCLEAR WASTES (1588) DWES EG
FLY SACRIFICE 96-4629 8 7 4 64 FROGGY HORRORS 4 (1622) OLD VALAMANTIS
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 40 23 4 202 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515) SYVYN'S HILL
CERES 99-3866 12 14 4 100 DODEKATHEON (1590) SOUTH RIDGE