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Date : 05/07/2014 Duedate: 05/20/2014
HOME GUARD ARENA
DM 101 TURN 636
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 SEA DOGS 18/426 899 606 8 59.7 MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
SEA DOGS 33/1501 THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
SEA DOGS 35/1502 FOOT OF PRIDE 35/1630
DUNGEON CELL 42/1470 BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562 HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
SHEWISH BUFFET 63/1568 WU-TANG FOREVER 14/1643
SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP 42/1655
SHEWISH PICNIC 97/1667 8 T-3 98/1591 161 157 1 50.6
SHEWISH BANQUET 98/1515 MMM BEER! 13/1606
2 DRAGON LORDS 10/555 16 11 0 59.3 ZOMBIE SQUAD 14/1616
EXCELLENT TUNES 53/1658 SERPENTS HOLD 26/1608
STINKY OCCUPATIONS 96/1666 SERPENTS HOLD 36/1609
3 WRATHMEN 63/1563 131 93 2 58.5 SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618
ARENAS III 71/1594 SERPENTS' HOLD 3/1604
WRATHMEN XIV 71/1581 YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500
WRATHMEN XXV 71/1558 SERPENTS' HOLD 10/1623
WRATHMEN DM 20 11/1536 DRAGONS GUARD II 52/1619
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 16/1601 SERPENTS HOLD 929 13/1621
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 62/1633 9 RED FURY 9/786 168 165 0 50.5
4 TEAM FLOYD 38/690 395 293 2 57.4 RUNEBLADES 75/1585
DODEKATHEON 99/1590 10 TREKKERS 29/1534 155 194 4 44.4
COLLEGE RADIO 32/1603 BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545
COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541 THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564
THE MOTHERSHIP CC 19/1611 THE WALKING DEAD 32/1538
UNC COLLEGE RADIO 43/1614 11 FURRY FURY 11/1598 80 101 1 44.2
VCU COLLEGE RADIO 26/1620 FURRY FURY 81/1593
5 SORE LOSERS 21/1580 106 79 0 57.3 BATTLE FROGS 35/1597
CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/589 NUCLEAR WASTES 82/1588
6-DEATH PENAL 33/1404 50 38 2 56.8 FROGGY HORRORS 4 96/1622
MACHINES OF WAR 6/1631 MURDEROUS FROGS 3 98/1589
7 QUEEN 9/1629 48 43 0 52.7 12 ENIGMA 1 82/1664 18 23 0 43.9
TRIBE 24/1648 SCRABBLE 65/1662
RUN DMC 1/1626 TREXTRAS 56/1660
EPIC RAP 43/1656 TECHNOLOGY 5/1639
PEARL JAM 4/1638 OLD SCHOOL 41/1654
ARE YOU ? 22/1647 OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
BLUE NOTE 12/1642 OTTODROME TW 47/1657
CRITICALS 75/1635 82ND ILLINOIS 17/1645
AL BUMS II 84/1636 THE SYNDICATE 12/1641
AL BUMS VI 84/1665 UNDEAD ARTISTS 7/1640
BLOOD GANG 99/1532 ZULU DEATH HOGS 38/1653
STILLMATIC 36/1652 13 WAH CHING 52/1565 83 122 1 40.5
DELTA BLUES 30/1650 PUBLIC ENEMY 50/1530
SAY MY NAME 25/1649 14 ARROGANCE 18/755 545 870 11 38.5
SUMMERTEETH 33/1651 15 MADMAN 82/1081 6 11 0 35.3
THE 27 CLUB 46/1634 STRONGMEN 17/1644
UNNAMEABLES 60/1661 16 TOLBIN'S BP 7/1637 0 2 0 0.0
THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
Reflections by the Captain of the Guard
Hello, Home Guard! It is my honor to once again be The Captain of the Guard!
Thanks, Dagan, for the great fight. I was amazed at your incredible dodges. The
crowd sure seemed to like it. I am look forward to my next challenge, so don't be
shy everyone, challenge away!
Xavier
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
Okay, the Unknown Spymaster came by with a bag over his head, and I have to say
I almost grabbed the bag. Some days this place gets me down. The arena, okay, it's
doing fine in one sense. Fifty-four fights! But no challenges, no avoids, no
personals (Xavier, I thank you for the spy report). People talk about "ghost arenas"
(Andorak comes to mind), this one is a zombie arena. I can't fight it, so I'm going
to join it.
Interesting point movements, Dissident up 41, Dang Len down 27. Different
fights.
No challenges, no avoids, seven standbys, and a good column.
Taking eleven fights off the "top," I give you:
GOPHER BAROQUE (2-3359) (83-72-0,168) of CREAM OF THE SLOP fought NEVERMIND (84-
23395) (28-31-3,153) of AL BUMS VI. GOPHER BAROQUE narrowly defeated NEVERMIND in a
tiresome 18 minute gruesome fight. Don't ask for details, I was taking a nap.
DAGAN (21-7201) (41-31-0,195) of BLOOD AND SAND fought SLAP YOURSELF SILLY (21-
4697) (52-49-0,180) of SORE LOSERS. DAGAN was defeated by SLAP YOURSELF SILLY in a 2
minute gruesome duel. So, which is the silly one?
SPARE ANCHOR (18-9610) (63-33-1,210) of SEA DOGS fought KATRINA (101-9) (0-0-
0,170) of the Louts Local 101. SPARE ANCHOR won victory over KATRINA in an action
packed 3 minute duel. Point difference be damned, Katrina isn't an easy match.
That's why they named a hurricane after her.
ASSUR (18-7821) (60-116-2,188) of ARROGANCE fought HARBOR MASTER (18-10008) (25-
9-1,187) of SEA DOGS. ASSUR overpowered HARBOR MASTER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
I'm a little surprised at Assur. He doesn't do that so often.
RUPTURE (99-3463) (28-18-4,190) of BLOOD GANG fought WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? (38-4563)
(37-35-0,161) of TEAM FLOYD. RUPTURE bested WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? in a 2 minute
competition. I reckon this means A Volksie is ruptured?
THE WAD O' GAS (82-13378) (43-25-0,198) of ENIGMA 1 fought DISSIDENT (4-6672)
(28-23-2,151) of PEARL JAM. THE WAD O' GAS was viciously subdued by DISSIDENT in a
crowd pleasing 4 minute fight. Thus Dissident's rise in the ranks.
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN (63-2882) (35-19-2,205) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought VIPER (36-
7544) (36-20-0,184) of SERPENTS HOLD. KUNG PAO KOLACTAN was demolished by VIPER in a
1 minute mismatched competition. Hey, you get a hungry serpent, your buffet isn't
going to last.
SUBPRIME RIB (81-1567) (35-32-1,192) of OTTO'S DINER fought ERIK (56-3399) (37-
64-0,154) of MEN OF STEEL. SUBPRIME RIB viciously subdued ERIK in a popular 3 minute
gory contest. Next time, bring a steak knife, Erik.
TOMAS (56-749) (45-78-6,227) of MEN OF STEEL fought WELL DON (16-6079) (27-6-
0,182) of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS. TOMAS defeated WELL DON in a 2 minute duel. This comes
under the heading of "dues from new arrivals." I always hated that.
KULGAN (56-4268) (30-39-3,211) of MEN OF STEEL fought BURIED TREASURE (33-7722)
(28-13-0,189) of SEA DOGS. KULGAN was demolished by BURIED TREASURE in a 1 minute
one-sided melee. Nobody said digging a buried treasure would be easy.
For the title:
XAVIER (75-2071) (31-10-2,259) of RUNEBLADES fought BAKED CONVINCIA (98-2341)
(41-23-4,219) of SHEWISH BANQUET. XAVIER was devastated by BAKED CONVINCIA in a 1
minute mismatched Title fight. Hard on Xavier, but congratulations to Baked
Convincia.
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 42 23 4 241 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515) SYVYN'S HILL
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TOMAS 56-749 46 78 6 239 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 64 33 1 212 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
VIPER 36-7544 37 20 211 SERPENTS HOLD (1609) JHANS
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ASSUR 18-7821 61 116 2 206 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
BURIED TREASURE 33-7722 29 13 205 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
-OHMYGOD 63-2147 33 11 1 204 WRATHMEN (1563) AMEN-TEI
SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697 53 49 199 SORE LOSERS (1580) SUNSET
XAVIER 75-2071 31 11 2 195 RUNEBLADES (1585) JADE MOUNTAIN
SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567 36 32 1 194 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
RUPTURE 99-3463 29 18 4 192 BLOOD GANG (1532) SOUTH RIDGE
DISSIDENT 4-6672 29 23 2 192 PEARL JAM (1638) JHELUM
KULGAN 56-4268 30 40 3 188 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882 35 20 2 186 SHEWISH BUFFET (1568) AMEN-TEI
DAGAN 21-7201 41 32 183 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
WELL DON 16-6079 27 7 183 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601) WILLAF
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
HARBOR MASTER 18-10008 25 10 1 177 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
THE WAD O' GAS 82-13378 43 26 172 ENIGMA 1 (1664) DWES EG
GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 84 72 170 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
ELEVENTH 12-6963 32 22 169 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 37 36 167 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
ERIK 56-3399 37 65 161 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
-B'ZIADUL 71-3311 33 21 1 159 WRATHMEN XIV (1581) KYR'TERR
ARTHUR DENT 11-7305 32 35 158 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
REUNITED 14-4771 34 35 1 155 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
NEVERMIND 84-23395 28 32 3 155 AL BUMS VI (1665) BLACKSTONE
FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309 23 14 154 BATTLE FROGS (1597) MURSKA
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 37 39 1 153 COLLEGE RADIO (1541) TRICORUS
LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85 41 34 1 152 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
URA GONER 8-5214 22 4 1 151 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
-SINCEMILLA 71-3308 25 8 149 WRATHMEN XIV (1581) KYR'TERR
KURT COBAIN 46-4253 29 26 148 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362 27 15 147 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
HAMMERHEAD 35-4129 51 50 2 145 SEA DOGS (1502) MURSKA
JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583 43 27 141 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
Q MARK 60-8880 33 30 141 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
-STICKY FINGERS 42-4523 30 5 1 140 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
TRUGOY THE DOVE 42-4614 34 41 1 136 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655)RODEKI
FISHWIFE 33-7822 24 27 4 136 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
TICK ... TOCK 60-511 36 35 134 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
NASTY NES 50-142 44 52 1 132 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
HARE BINGER 81-1790 30 24 2 132 FURRY FURY (1593) SHADOWSPIRE
NAKED LUNCH 78-2917 30 26 132 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
THRESHPACK 50-138 38 50 127 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
EBONY 10-3116 29 15 125 DRAGON LORDS (555) KOLACT
ARDSHEAL 9-4183 26 16 125 RED FURY (786) ZUKAL
DOWNWITHTHEKING 1-8736 30 19 1 123 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
-YELLOWBEARD 18-2149 33 28 120 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
CERES 99-3866 13 15 4 119 DODEKATHEON (1590) SOUTH RIDGE
RED ALERT 50-139 44 45 1 116 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
-BAD BORSCHT 81-1894 24 20 2 112 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
SKIP JAMES 6-6579 27 32 107 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BIG BILL BROONZY 6-6640 28 19 103 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
EDDIE VEDDER 4-6710 24 24 1 100 PEARL JAM (1638) JHELUM
THE FLYEST 36-7549 23 10 1 100 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
THE MAILMAN 96-616 21 24 6 100 STINKY OCCUPATIONS (1666) OLD VALAMANTIS
-SEAM 71-3319 20 3 2 100 ARENAS III (1594) KYR'TERR
SHE'S A JAR 33-7804 26 24 98 SUMMERTEETH (1651) NIATOLI ISLAND
RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735 18 3 2 98 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
CAT N TONIC 81-1870 21 22 3 93 FURRY FURY (1593) SHADOWSPIRE
SWEET CHILD 53-6040 20 8 93 EXCELLENT TUNES (1658) KHALHUMS
TALIB KWELI 42-4631 25 46 92 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655)RODEKI
GRAVITRON 19-5369 21 6 1 92 THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611) ZUWAYZA
DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792 31 39 91 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
-DAEMYN 71-2940 12 4 91 WRATHMEN XXV (1558) KYR'TERR
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ONE MIC 36-7580 26 6 1 90 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 61-3633 20 14 1 87 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
XYLOID 65-7141 20 19 1 84 SCRABBLE (1662) DAL SHANG
NERO 29-5707 36 46 1 83 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
WHAT? 24-4991 21 14 2 83 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
SHIV 26-5006 21 15 1 83 SERPENTS HOLD (1608) CALEAM
SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105 25 10 82 SERPENTS' HOLD (1623) KOLACT
ETHER 36-7552 25 22 80 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370 22 13 79 COLLEGE RADIO (1603) ARVAT
GAG HALFRUNT 11-7416 25 24 77 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
ANGEL 75-2193 15 17 76 RUNEBLADES (1585) JADE MOUNTAIN
KING RAT 9-5715 22 6 1 75 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856 23 23 74 SUMMERTEETH (1651) NIATOLI ISLAND
SAURON 25-5581 22 8 2 74 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
DARGON 52-4264 24 13 73 DRAGONS GUARD II (1619) FRATSFA
ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837 24 9 73 UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614) VEASTIAN
PAID IN FULL 84-23375 19 12 1 73 AL BUMS II (1636) BLACKSTONE
HALFTIME 43-4816 18 13 1 70 EPIC RAP (1656) VEASTIAN
BRAINS MCGEE 32-5441 22 26 2 69 THE WALKING DEAD (1538) ARVAT
DMX 25-5675 21 15 2 67 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
HAMILCAR 21-7575 20 20 2 66 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
INNARD SKINARD 98-3573 15 14 4 66 T-3 (1591) SYVYN'S HILL
IMAGINATION 26-4975 14 3 63 VCU COLLEGE RADIO (1620) CALEAM
-MR. FROST 82-4399 23 29 1 62 MADMAN (1081) DWES EG
-TOXIC SLUDGE 13-5511 24 29 2 59 MMM BEER! (1606) DULLENS
BLIND BLAKE 6-6814 18 9 2 59 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346 17 5 59 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456 16 8 1 59 FOOT OF PRIDE (1630) MURSKA
COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871 25 25 57 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
IRON HANDED 75-3508 22 16 1 56 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
DEADLY FORCE 75-3513 19 15 55 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
BICYCLE RACE 9-5609 15 9 2 55 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
DANG LEN 62-4694 22 12 53 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633) VALAMANTIS
DROXINE 56-4298 17 19 53 TREXTRAS (1660) ROCANIS
VULCAN 99-3864 10 18 4 53 DODEKATHEON (1590) SOUTH RIDGE
BOA 1-8830 21 21 52 SERPENTS' HOLD (1618) MORDANT
MC SHAN 18-10307 18 12 52 HIP HOP HEROES (1646) TALCAMA
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035 16 18 51 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734 19 30 4 47 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
-KEISHA 11-7584 18 11 47 WRATHMEN DM 20 (1536) ARUAK CITY
HOFFA 18-9369 34 107 46 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776 7 11 4 46 SHEWISH PICNIC (1667) SHADOW GROVE
-ATHELAS 7-6334 12 8 1 45 TOLBIN'S BP (1637) BONSUR
MAUL ON WHEELS 2-2938 15 8 2 42 THE RUNAROUND (1628) NIANIA
-DEEP BLUE 5-3822 20 20 2 35 TECHNOLOGY (1639) KALTOS
HOFFA 18-8478 29 137 1 33 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728 22 31 1 31 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
FRANKIE 13-5579 20 21 30 SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621) DULLENS
ELMORE JAMES 6-6782 20 16 30 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
This personal contains no information. You need not read it. It exists only to
convince hal that the critical parts of the newsletter are present and ready to
print.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
XAVIER was devastated by BAKED CONVINCIA in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
KULGAN was demolished by BURIED TREASURE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
TOMAS defeated WELL DON in a 2 minute duel.
SUBPRIME RIB viciously subdued ERIK in a popular 3 minute gory contest.
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN was demolished by VIPER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
THE WAD O' GAS was viciously subdued by DISSIDENT in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fight.
RUPTURE bested WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? in a 2 minute competition.
ASSUR overpowered HARBOR MASTER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
SPARE ANCHOR won victory over KATRINA in a action packed 3 minute duel.
DAGAN was defeated by SLAP YOURSELF SILLY in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
GOPHER BAROQUE narrowly defeated NEVERMIND in a tiresome 18 minute gruesome fight.
ELEVENTH overpowered NAKED LUNCH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
FURIOUS FROGPALER subdued TRUGOY THE DOVE in a 2 minute competition.
TICK ... TOCK was handily defeated by ARTHUR DENT in a 5 minute one-sided contest.
JOE WILLIAMS savagely defeated THE MAILMAN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory conflict.
FISHWIFE was viciously subdued by CHOPPED RABBIT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
HAMMERHEAD overcame EDDIE VEDDER in a 2 minute bout.
CERES was bested by EBONY in a 1 minute brawl.
REUNITED bested HARE BINGER in a 2 minute fight.
LEAPS INTO THE AIR overpowered RED ALERT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
DOWNWITHTHEKING overpowered CAT N TONIC in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BIG BILL BROONZY was overpowered by MANNY LEHMAN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
KURT COBAIN savagely defeated NASTY NES in a action packed 2 minute gruesome bout.
THRESHPACK handily defeated TALIB KWELI in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
Q MARK was subdued by URA GONER in a popular 2 minute fight.
ARDSHEAL vanquished SKIP JAMES in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SWEET CHILD won victory over BICYCLE RACE in a popular 2 minute fight.
GAG HALFRUNT was demolished by SHE'S A JAR in a 2 minute one-sided melee.
BRITISH SEA POWER was vanquished by THE FLYEST in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
XYLOID handily defeated LORD'S PRAYER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
DANG LEN was vanquished by ETHER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
STORMCROWE PIE was overpowered by GRAVITRON in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ANGEL overpowered MAUL ON WHEELS in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided match.
IRON HANDED was overpowered by HERMY in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
DEADLY FORCE was viciously subdued by INNARD SKINARD in a 4 minute match.
ZENSU LASAGNA was overpowered by ROBERT JOHNSON in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
GIRL SCOUT COOKIE bested BLIND BLAKE in a action packed 3 minute bout.
DROXINE was overpowered by SLITHERING IDIOT in a 2 minute bloody one-sided match.
DARGON demolished CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
PAID IN FULL vanquished GARLIC ARAOI in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ARCHERS OF LOAF was demolished by RUN'S HOUSE in a 1 minute uneven competition.
HALFTIME was beaten by NERO in a exciting 1 minute fight.
ONE MIC vanquished B&G BOUNCER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
VULCAN was viciously subdued by DMX in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory duel.
PIEHOLDEN SWEET devastated FRANKIE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
BRAINS MCGEE was demolished by DIZZY GILLESPIE in a exciting 3 minute one-sided match.
SHIV viciously subdued COLOSSEUM HALLS in a popular 4 minute gruesome bout.
IMAGINATION savagely defeated BOA in a action packed 2 minute brutal competition.
SAURON demolished HERMY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
WHAT? demolished HERMY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
HAMILCAR devastated HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 7 minute brutal one-sided conflict.
MC SHAN was subdued by HERMY in a 2 minute brawl.
HOFFA was overpowered by KING RAT in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ELMORE JAMES was savagely defeated by B&G BOUNCER in a 2 minute contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 35 SLASHING ATTACK 29 - 13 - 1 69 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 15 STRIKING ATTACK 27 - 13 - 1 68 |
|TOTAL PARRY 9 PARRY-LUNGE 9 - 7 - 0 56 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 8 AIMED BLOW 139 - 120 - 0 54 |
|BASHING ATTACK 8 PARRY-STRIKE 26 - 24 - 0 52 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 7 LUNGING ATTACK 21 - 24 - 0 47 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 7 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 7 - 0 46 |
|WALL OF STEEL 5 BASHING ATTACK 24 - 35 - 1 41 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 30 - 0 30 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 WALL OF STEEL 15 - 41 - 0 27 |
Turn 636 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 1 LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 9 2 SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 2 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 3 2 STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 3 TOTAL PARRY 3 - 6 1 TOTAL PARRY
AIMED BLOW 18 - 17 1 BASHING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 4 - 4 1 AIMED BLOW
1 LUNGING ATTACK
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
1 PARRY-STRIKE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 42 23 4 241 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)
SLASHING ATTACK TOMAS 56-749 46 78 6 239 MEN OF STEEL (1659)
TOTAL PARRY SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 64 33 1 212 SEA DOGS (426)
STRIKING ATTACK VIPER 36-7544 37 20 0 211 SERPENTS HOLD (1609)
BASHING ATTACK ASSUR 18-7821 61 116 2 206 ARROGANCE (755)
AIMED BLOW BURIED TREASURE 33-7722 29 13 0 205 SEA DOGS (1501)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SLAP YOURSELF SIL 21-4697 53 49 0 199 SORE LOSERS (1580)
PARRY-STRIKE SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567 36 32 1 194 OTTO'S DINER (1663)
LUNGING ATTACK KULGAN 56-4268 30 40 3 188 MEN OF STEEL (1659)
PARRY-LUNGE CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362 27 15 0 147 UNNAMEABLES (1661)
The overall popularity leader is ASSUR 18-7821. The most popular warrior this turn
was DISSIDENT 4-6672. The ten other most popular fighters were CHOPPED RABBIT
60-1362, SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567, ARTHUR DENT 11-7305, SHIV 26-5006, IMAGINATION
26-4975, DEADLY FORCE 75-3513, BICYCLE RACE 9-5609, GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 61-3633, DMX
25-5675, and HAMILCAR 21-7575.
The least popular fighter this week was GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359. The other ten least
popular fighters were HOFFA 18-8478, HOFFA 18-9369, ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728, STORMCROWE
PIE 61-3734, DANG LEN 62-4694, BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370, GAG HALFRUNT 11-7416, SKIP
JAMES 6-6579, BIG BILL BROONZY 6-6640, and NAKED LUNCH 78-2917.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 2 2 0 ZORPUNT(24) 1 0 0 ROCANIS(56) 1 3 0
NIANIA(2) 1 1 0 LYRATILAN(25) 2 0 0 ARADI(60) 1 2 0
JHELUM(4) 1 1 0 CALEAM(26) 2 0 0 JURINE(61) 1 2 0
TRANSEL(6) 1 4 0 LAPUR(29) 1 0 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 0 1 0
ARKERS(8) 1 0 0 ARVAT(32) 0 2 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 0 1 0
ZUKAL(9) 2 1 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 3 1 0 DAL SHANG(65) 1 0 0
KOLACT(10) 2 0 0 MURSKA(35) 2 1 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 2 3 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 1 0 JHANS(36) 4 0 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 0 1 0
RIZTAB(12) 2 0 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 1 2 0
DULLENS(13) 0 1 0 RODEKI(42) 0 2 0 DWES EG(82) 0 1 0
TOBIR(14) 1 0 0 VEASTIAN(43) 0 2 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 1 1 0
WILLAF(16) 0 1 0 ARDIVENT(46) 2 0 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 2 4 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 1 2 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 0 1 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0 TRICORUS(51) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 2 0 0
SUNSET(21) 2 1 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 1 2 0
SOLVEN(22) 0 1 0 KHALHUMS(53) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DOWNWITHTHEKING 1-8736 30 19 1 123 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 84 72 0 170 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
DISSIDENT 4-6672 29 23 2 192 PEARL JAM (1638) JHELUM
JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583 43 27 0 141 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
URA GONER 8-5214 22 4 1 151 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
ARDSHEAL 9-4183 26 16 0 125 RED FURY (786) ZUKAL
EBONY 10-3116 29 15 0 125 DRAGON LORDS (555) KOLACT
ARTHUR DENT 11-7305 32 35 0 158 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
ELEVENTH 12-6963 32 22 0 169 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
FRANKIE 13-5579 20 21 0 30 SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621) DULLENS
REUNITED 14-4771 34 35 1 155 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
WELL DON 16-6079 27 7 0 183 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601) WILLAF
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 64 33 1 212 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
GRAVITRON 19-5369 21 6 1 92 THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611) ZUWAYZA
SLAP YOURSELF SILL 21-4697 53 49 0 199 SORE LOSERS (1580) SUNSET
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035 16 18 0 51 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
WHAT? 24-4991 21 14 2 83 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
SAURON 25-5581 22 8 2 74 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
SHIV 26-5006 21 15 1 83 SERPENTS HOLD (1608) CALEAM
NERO 29-5707 36 46 1 83 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370 22 13 0 79 COLLEGE RADIO (1603) ARVAT
BURIED TREASURE 33-7722 29 13 0 205 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309 23 14 0 154 BATTLE FROGS (1597) MURSKA
VIPER 36-7544 37 20 0 211 SERPENTS HOLD (1609) JHANS
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 37 36 0 167 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
TRUGOY THE DOVE 42-4614 34 41 1 136 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655 RODEKI
ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837 24 9 0 73 UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614) VEASTIAN
KURT COBAIN 46-4253 29 26 0 148 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
NASTY NES 50-142 44 52 1 132 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 37 39 1 153 COLLEGE RADIO (1541) TRICORUS
DARGON 52-4264 24 13 0 73 DRAGONS GUARD II (1619) FRATSFA
SWEET CHILD 53-6040 20 8 0 93 EXCELLENT TUNES (1658) KHALHUMS
TOMAS 56-749 46 78 6 239 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362 27 15 0 147 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 61-3633 20 14 1 87 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
DANG LEN 62-4694 22 12 0 53 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633) VALAMANTIS
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882 35 20 2 186 SHEWISH BUFFET (1568) AMEN-TEI
XYLOID 65-7141 20 19 1 84 SCRABBLE (1662) DAL SHANG
XAVIER 75-2071 31 11 2 195 RUNEBLADES (1585) JADE MOUNTAIN
NAKED LUNCH 78-2917 30 26 0 132 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567 36 32 1 194 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
THE WAD O' GAS 82-13378 43 26 0 172 ENIGMA 1 (1664) DWES EG
NEVERMIND 84-23395 28 32 3 155 AL BUMS VI (1665) BLACKSTONE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE MAILMAN 96-616 21 24 6 100 STINKY OCCUPATIONS (1666) OLD VALAMANTIS
GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776 7 11 4 46 SHEWISH PICNIC (1667) SHADOW GROVE
BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 42 23 4 241 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515) SYVYN'S HILL
RUPTURE 99-3463 29 18 4 192 BLOOD GANG (1532) SOUTH RIDGE