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Date   : 05/07/2014    Duedate: 05/20/2014

HOME GUARD ARENA

DM 101    TURN 636

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 SEA DOGS 18/426      899  606   8 59.7      MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
    SEA DOGS 33/1501                            THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
    SEA DOGS 35/1502                            FOOT OF PRIDE 35/1630
    DUNGEON CELL 42/1470                        BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
    SHEWISH BUFFET 63/1568                      WU-TANG FOREVER 14/1643
    SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537                      INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP 42/1655
    SHEWISH PICNIC 97/1667                    8 T-3 98/1591          161  157   1 50.6
    SHEWISH BANQUET 98/1515                     MMM BEER! 13/1606
  2 DRAGON LORDS 10/555   16   11   0 59.3      ZOMBIE SQUAD 14/1616
    EXCELLENT TUNES 53/1658                     SERPENTS HOLD 26/1608
    STINKY OCCUPATIONS 96/1666                  SERPENTS HOLD 36/1609
  3 WRATHMEN 63/1563     131   93   2 58.5      SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618
    ARENAS III 71/1594                          SERPENTS' HOLD 3/1604
    WRATHMEN XIV 71/1581                        YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500
    WRATHMEN XXV 71/1558                        SERPENTS' HOLD 10/1623
    WRATHMEN DM 20 11/1536                      DRAGONS GUARD II 52/1619
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 16/1601                   SERPENTS HOLD 929 13/1621
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 62/1633                 9 RED FURY 9/786       168  165   0 50.5
  4 TEAM FLOYD 38/690    395  293   2 57.4      RUNEBLADES 75/1585
    DODEKATHEON 99/1590                      10 TREKKERS 29/1534     155  194   4 44.4
    COLLEGE RADIO 32/1603                       BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545
    COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541                       THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564
    THE MOTHERSHIP CC 19/1611                   THE WALKING DEAD 32/1538
    UNC COLLEGE RADIO 43/1614                11 FURRY FURY 11/1598    80  101   1 44.2
    VCU COLLEGE RADIO 26/1620                   FURRY FURY 81/1593
  5 SORE LOSERS 21/1580  106   79   0 57.3      BATTLE FROGS 35/1597
    CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/589                     NUCLEAR WASTES 82/1588
  6-DEATH PENAL 33/1404   50   38   2 56.8      FROGGY HORRORS 4 96/1622
    MACHINES OF WAR 6/1631                      MURDEROUS FROGS 3 98/1589
  7 QUEEN 9/1629          48   43   0 52.7   12 ENIGMA 1 82/1664      18   23   0 43.9
    TRIBE 24/1648                               SCRABBLE 65/1662
    RUN DMC 1/1626                              TREXTRAS 56/1660
    EPIC RAP 43/1656                            TECHNOLOGY 5/1639
    PEARL JAM 4/1638                            OLD SCHOOL 41/1654
    ARE YOU ? 22/1647                           OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
    BLUE NOTE 12/1642                           OTTODROME TW 47/1657
    CRITICALS 75/1635                           82ND ILLINOIS 17/1645
    AL BUMS II 84/1636                          THE SYNDICATE 12/1641
    AL BUMS VI 84/1665                          UNDEAD ARTISTS 7/1640
    BLOOD GANG 99/1532                          ZULU DEATH HOGS 38/1653
    STILLMATIC 36/1652                       13 WAH CHING 52/1565     83  122   1 40.5
    DELTA BLUES 30/1650                         PUBLIC ENEMY 50/1530
    SAY MY NAME 25/1649                      14 ARROGANCE 18/755     545  870  11 38.5
    SUMMERTEETH 33/1651                      15 MADMAN 82/1081         6   11   0 35.3
    THE 27 CLUB 46/1634                         STRONGMEN 17/1644
    UNNAMEABLES 60/1661                      16 TOLBIN'S BP 7/1637     0    2   0  0.0

                                 THE GUARDIAN'S FORUM
                       Reflections by the Captain of the Guard

     Hello, Home Guard!  It is my honor to once again be The Captain of the Guard!
Thanks, Dagan, for the great fight.  I was amazed at your incredible dodges.  The
crowd sure seemed to like it.  I am look forward to my next challenge, so don't be
shy everyone, challenge away!

Xavier

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     Okay, the Unknown Spymaster came by with a bag over his head, and I have to say
I almost grabbed the bag.  Some days this place gets me down.  The arena, okay, it's
doing fine in one sense.  Fifty-four fights!  But no challenges, no avoids, no
personals (Xavier, I thank you for the spy report).  People talk about "ghost arenas"
(Andorak comes to mind), this one is a zombie arena.  I can't fight it, so I'm going
to join it.
     Interesting point movements, Dissident up 41, Dang Len down 27.  Different
fights.
     No challenges, no avoids, seven standbys, and a good column.

Taking eleven fights off the "top," I give you:
     GOPHER BAROQUE (2-3359) (83-72-0,168) of CREAM OF THE SLOP fought NEVERMIND (84-
23395) (28-31-3,153) of AL BUMS VI.  GOPHER BAROQUE narrowly defeated NEVERMIND in a
tiresome 18 minute gruesome fight.  Don't ask for details, I was taking a nap.
     DAGAN (21-7201) (41-31-0,195) of BLOOD AND SAND fought SLAP YOURSELF SILLY (21-
4697) (52-49-0,180) of SORE LOSERS.  DAGAN was defeated by SLAP YOURSELF SILLY in a 2
minute gruesome duel.  So, which is the silly one?
     SPARE ANCHOR (18-9610) (63-33-1,210) of SEA DOGS fought KATRINA (101-9) (0-0-
0,170) of the Louts Local 101.  SPARE ANCHOR won victory over KATRINA in an action
packed 3 minute duel.  Point difference be damned, Katrina isn't an easy match.
That's why they named a hurricane after her.
     ASSUR (18-7821) (60-116-2,188) of ARROGANCE fought HARBOR MASTER (18-10008) (25-
9-1,187) of SEA DOGS.  ASSUR overpowered HARBOR MASTER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
I'm a little surprised at Assur.  He doesn't do that so often.
     RUPTURE (99-3463) (28-18-4,190) of BLOOD GANG fought WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? (38-4563)
(37-35-0,161) of TEAM FLOYD.  RUPTURE bested WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? in a 2 minute
competition.  I reckon this means A Volksie is ruptured?

     THE WAD O' GAS (82-13378) (43-25-0,198) of ENIGMA 1 fought DISSIDENT (4-6672)
(28-23-2,151) of PEARL JAM.  THE WAD O' GAS was viciously subdued by DISSIDENT in a
crowd pleasing 4 minute fight.  Thus Dissident's rise in the ranks.
     KUNG PAO KOLACTAN (63-2882) (35-19-2,205) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought VIPER (36-
7544) (36-20-0,184) of SERPENTS HOLD.  KUNG PAO KOLACTAN was demolished by VIPER in a
1 minute mismatched competition.  Hey, you get a hungry serpent, your buffet isn't
going to last.
     SUBPRIME RIB (81-1567) (35-32-1,192) of OTTO'S DINER fought ERIK (56-3399) (37-
64-0,154) of MEN OF STEEL.  SUBPRIME RIB viciously subdued ERIK in a popular 3 minute
gory contest.  Next time, bring a steak knife, Erik.
     TOMAS (56-749) (45-78-6,227) of MEN OF STEEL fought WELL DON (16-6079) (27-6-
0,182) of GARBAGE PAIL KIDS.  TOMAS defeated WELL DON in a 2 minute duel.  This comes
under the heading of "dues from new arrivals."  I always hated that.
     KULGAN (56-4268) (30-39-3,211) of MEN OF STEEL fought BURIED TREASURE (33-7722)
(28-13-0,189) of SEA DOGS.  KULGAN was demolished by BURIED TREASURE in a 1 minute
one-sided melee.  Nobody said digging a buried treasure would be easy.

For the title:
     XAVIER (75-2071) (31-10-2,259) of RUNEBLADES fought BAKED CONVINCIA (98-2341)
(41-23-4,219) of SHEWISH BANQUET.  XAVIER was devastated by BAKED CONVINCIA in a 1
minute mismatched Title fight.  Hard on Xavier, but congratulations to Baked
Convincia.

                                        Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341      42  23  4  241  SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)     SYVYN'S HILL

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TOMAS 56-749                 46  78  6  239  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610         64  33  1  212  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 VIPER 36-7544                37  20     211  SERPENTS HOLD (1609)       JHANS

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ASSUR 18-7821                61 116  2  206  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 BURIED TREASURE 33-7722      29  13     205  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
-OHMYGOD 63-2147              33  11  1  204  WRATHMEN (1563)            AMEN-TEI
 SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697  53  49     199  SORE LOSERS (1580)         SUNSET
 XAVIER 75-2071               31  11  2  195  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567         36  32  1  194  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 RUPTURE 99-3463              29  18  4  192  BLOOD GANG (1532)          SOUTH RIDGE
 DISSIDENT 4-6672             29  23  2  192  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 KULGAN 56-4268               30  40  3  188  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882    35  20  2  186  SHEWISH BUFFET (1568)      AMEN-TEI
 DAGAN 21-7201                41  32     183  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 WELL DON 16-6079             27   7     183  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)   WILLAF

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 HARBOR MASTER 18-10008       25  10  1  177  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 THE WAD O' GAS 82-13378      43  26     172  ENIGMA 1 (1664)            DWES EG
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359        84  72     170  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 ELEVENTH 12-6963             32  22     169  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563    37  36     167  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 ERIK 56-3399                 37  65     161  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
-B'ZIADUL 71-3311             33  21  1  159  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305          32  35     158  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 REUNITED 14-4771             34  35  1  155  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 NEVERMIND 84-23395           28  32  3  155  AL BUMS VI (1665)          BLACKSTONE
 FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309    23  14     154  BATTLE FROGS (1597)        MURSKA
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074         37  39  1  153  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85     41  34  1  152  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 URA GONER 8-5214             22   4  1  151  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
-SINCEMILLA 71-3308           25   8     149  WRATHMEN XIV (1581)        KYR'TERR
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253          29  26     148  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362       27  15     147  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 HAMMERHEAD 35-4129           51  50  2  145  SEA DOGS (1502)            MURSKA
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          43  27     141  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 Q MARK 60-8880               33  30     141  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
-STICKY FINGERS 42-4523       30   5  1  140  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 TRUGOY THE DOVE 42-4614      34  41  1  136  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655)RODEKI
 FISHWIFE 33-7822             24  27  4  136  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511         36  35     134  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 NASTY NES 50-142             44  52  1  132  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 HARE BINGER 81-1790          30  24  2  132  FURRY FURY (1593)          SHADOWSPIRE
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917          30  26     132  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 THRESHPACK 50-138            38  50     127  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 EBONY 10-3116                29  15     125  DRAGON LORDS (555)         KOLACT
 ARDSHEAL 9-4183              26  16     125  RED FURY (786)             ZUKAL
 DOWNWITHTHEKING 1-8736       30  19  1  123  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
-YELLOWBEARD 18-2149          33  28     120  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 CERES 99-3866                13  15  4  119  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE
 RED ALERT 50-139             44  45  1  116  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
-BAD BORSCHT 81-1894          24  20  2  112  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 SKIP JAMES 6-6579            27  32     107  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BIG BILL BROONZY 6-6640      28  19     103  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 EDDIE VEDDER 4-6710          24  24  1  100  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 THE FLYEST 36-7549           23  10  1  100  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 THE MAILMAN 96-616           21  24  6  100  STINKY OCCUPATIONS (1666)  OLD VALAMANTIS
-SEAM 71-3319                 20   3  2  100  ARENAS III (1594)          KYR'TERR
 SHE'S A JAR 33-7804          26  24      98  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735           18   3  2   98  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 CAT N TONIC 81-1870          21  22  3   93  FURRY FURY (1593)          SHADOWSPIRE
 SWEET CHILD 53-6040          20   8      93  EXCELLENT TUNES (1658)     KHALHUMS
 TALIB KWELI 42-4631          25  46      92  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655)RODEKI
 GRAVITRON 19-5369            21   6  1   92  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611)   ZUWAYZA
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792      31  39      91  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
-DAEMYN 71-2940               12   4      91  WRATHMEN XXV (1558)        KYR'TERR

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ONE MIC 36-7580              26   6  1   90  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 61-3633    20  14  1   87  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 XYLOID 65-7141               20  19  1   84  SCRABBLE (1662)            DAL SHANG
 NERO 29-5707                 36  46  1   83  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 WHAT? 24-4991                21  14  2   83  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 SHIV 26-5006                 21  15  1   83  SERPENTS HOLD (1608)       CALEAM
 SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105     25  10      82  SERPENTS' HOLD (1623)      KOLACT
 ETHER 36-7552                25  22      80  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370    22  13      79  COLLEGE RADIO (1603)       ARVAT
 GAG HALFRUNT 11-7416         25  24      77  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 ANGEL 75-2193                15  17      76  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 KING RAT 9-5715              22   6  1   75  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856      23  23      74  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 SAURON 25-5581               22   8  2   74  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 DARGON 52-4264               24  13      73  DRAGONS GUARD II (1619)    FRATSFA
 ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837      24   9      73  UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614)   VEASTIAN
 PAID IN FULL 84-23375        19  12  1   73  AL BUMS II (1636)          BLACKSTONE
 HALFTIME 43-4816             18  13  1   70  EPIC RAP (1656)            VEASTIAN
 BRAINS MCGEE 32-5441         22  26  2   69  THE WALKING DEAD (1538)    ARVAT
 DMX 25-5675                  21  15  2   67  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 HAMILCAR 21-7575             20  20  2   66  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       15  14  4   66  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 IMAGINATION 26-4975          14   3      63  VCU COLLEGE RADIO (1620)   CALEAM
-MR. FROST 82-4399            23  29  1   62  MADMAN (1081)              DWES EG
-TOXIC SLUDGE 13-5511         24  29  2   59  MMM BEER! (1606)           DULLENS
 BLIND BLAKE 6-6814           18   9  2   59  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346       17   5      59  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456        16   8  1   59  FOOT OF PRIDE (1630)       MURSKA
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871       25  25      57  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 IRON HANDED 75-3508          22  16  1   56  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 DEADLY FORCE 75-3513         19  15      55  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          15   9  2   55  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 DANG LEN 62-4694             22  12      53  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS
 DROXINE 56-4298              17  19      53  TREXTRAS (1660)            ROCANIS
 VULCAN 99-3864               10  18  4   53  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE
 BOA 1-8830                   21  21      52  SERPENTS' HOLD (1618)      MORDANT
 MC SHAN 18-10307             18  12      52  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035    16  18      51  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734       19  30  4   47  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
-KEISHA 11-7584               18  11      47  WRATHMEN DM 20 (1536)      ARUAK CITY
 HOFFA 18-9369                34 107      46  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776          7  11  4   46  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
-ATHELAS 7-6334               12   8  1   45  TOLBIN'S BP (1637)         BONSUR
 MAUL ON WHEELS 2-2938        15   8  2   42  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
-DEEP BLUE 5-3822             20  20  2   35  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 HOFFA 18-8478                29 137  1   33  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        22  31  1   31  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 FRANKIE 13-5579              20  21      30  SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621)   DULLENS
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          20  16      30  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

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                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

XAVIER was devastated by BAKED CONVINCIA in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
KULGAN was demolished by BURIED TREASURE in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
TOMAS defeated WELL DON in a 2 minute duel.
SUBPRIME RIB viciously subdued ERIK in a popular 3 minute gory contest.
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN was demolished by VIPER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
THE WAD O' GAS was viciously subdued by DISSIDENT in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fight.
RUPTURE bested WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? in a 2 minute competition.
ASSUR overpowered HARBOR MASTER in a 1 minute uneven melee.
SPARE ANCHOR won victory over KATRINA in a action packed 3 minute duel.
DAGAN was defeated by SLAP YOURSELF SILLY in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
GOPHER BAROQUE narrowly defeated NEVERMIND in a tiresome 18 minute gruesome fight.
ELEVENTH overpowered NAKED LUNCH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
FURIOUS FROGPALER subdued TRUGOY THE DOVE in a 2 minute competition.
TICK ... TOCK was handily defeated by ARTHUR DENT in a 5 minute one-sided contest.
JOE WILLIAMS savagely defeated THE MAILMAN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory conflict.
FISHWIFE was viciously subdued by CHOPPED RABBIT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bout.
HAMMERHEAD overcame EDDIE VEDDER in a 2 minute bout.
CERES was bested by EBONY in a 1 minute brawl.
REUNITED bested HARE BINGER in a 2 minute fight.
LEAPS INTO THE AIR overpowered RED ALERT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
DOWNWITHTHEKING overpowered CAT N TONIC in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BIG BILL BROONZY was overpowered by MANNY LEHMAN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
KURT COBAIN savagely defeated NASTY NES in a action packed 2 minute gruesome bout.
THRESHPACK handily defeated TALIB KWELI in a 2 minute one-sided contest.
Q MARK was subdued by URA GONER in a popular 2 minute fight.
ARDSHEAL vanquished SKIP JAMES in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SWEET CHILD won victory over BICYCLE RACE in a popular 2 minute fight.
GAG HALFRUNT was demolished by SHE'S A JAR in a 2 minute one-sided melee.
BRITISH SEA POWER was vanquished by THE FLYEST in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
XYLOID handily defeated LORD'S PRAYER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
DANG LEN was vanquished by ETHER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
STORMCROWE PIE was overpowered by GRAVITRON in a 1 minute uneven duel.
ANGEL overpowered MAUL ON WHEELS in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided match.
IRON HANDED was overpowered by HERMY in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
DEADLY FORCE was viciously subdued by INNARD SKINARD in a 4 minute match.
ZENSU LASAGNA was overpowered by ROBERT JOHNSON in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
GIRL SCOUT COOKIE bested BLIND BLAKE in a action packed 3 minute bout.
DROXINE was overpowered by SLITHERING IDIOT in a 2 minute bloody one-sided match.
DARGON demolished CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
PAID IN FULL vanquished GARLIC ARAOI in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ARCHERS OF LOAF was demolished by RUN'S HOUSE in a 1 minute uneven competition.
HALFTIME was beaten by NERO in a exciting 1 minute fight.
ONE MIC vanquished B&G BOUNCER in a exciting 1 minute mismatched duel.
VULCAN was viciously subdued by DMX in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory duel.
PIEHOLDEN SWEET devastated FRANKIE in a action packed 1 minute mismatched match.
BRAINS MCGEE was demolished by DIZZY GILLESPIE in a exciting 3 minute one-sided match.
SHIV viciously subdued COLOSSEUM HALLS in a popular 4 minute gruesome bout.
IMAGINATION savagely defeated BOA in a action packed 2 minute brutal competition.
SAURON demolished HERMY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided conflict.
WHAT? demolished HERMY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
HAMILCAR devastated HOFFA in a crowd pleasing 7 minute brutal one-sided conflict.
MC SHAN was subdued by HERMY in a 2 minute brawl.
HOFFA was overpowered by KING RAT in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
ELMORE JAMES was savagely defeated by B&G BOUNCER in a 2 minute contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      35         SLASHING ATTACK   29 -  13 -  1      69  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  15         STRIKING ATTACK   27 -  13 -  1      68  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         PARRY-LUNGE        9 -   7 -  0      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         AIMED BLOW       139 - 120 -  0      54  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-STRIKE      26 -  24 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      7         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -  24 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   7 -  0      46  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         BASHING ATTACK    24 -  35 -  1      41  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY       13 -  30 -  0      30  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  41 -  0      27  |

Turn 636 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  9         2  SLASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  3         2  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         1  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-STRIKE       4 -  3     TOTAL PARRY        3 -  6         1  TOTAL PARRY    
AIMED BLOW        18 - 17                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  4                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  LUNGING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341    42  23  4  241 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)
SLASHING ATTACK  TOMAS 56-749               46  78  6  239 MEN OF STEEL (1659)
TOTAL PARRY      SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610       64  33  1  212 SEA DOGS (426)
STRIKING ATTACK  VIPER 36-7544              37  20  0  211 SERPENTS HOLD (1609)
BASHING ATTACK   ASSUR 18-7821              61 116  2  206 ARROGANCE (755)
AIMED BLOW       BURIED TREASURE 33-7722    29  13  0  205 SEA DOGS (1501)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SLAP YOURSELF SIL 21-4697  53  49  0  199 SORE LOSERS (1580)
PARRY-STRIKE     SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567       36  32  1  194 OTTO'S DINER (1663)
LUNGING ATTACK   KULGAN 56-4268             30  40  3  188 MEN OF STEEL (1659)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362     27  15  0  147 UNNAMEABLES (1661)

The overall popularity leader is ASSUR 18-7821.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was DISSIDENT 4-6672.  The ten other most popular fighters were CHOPPED RABBIT 
60-1362, SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567, ARTHUR DENT 11-7305, SHIV 26-5006, IMAGINATION 
26-4975, DEADLY FORCE 75-3513, BICYCLE RACE 9-5609, GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 61-3633, DMX 
25-5675, and HAMILCAR 21-7575.

The least popular fighter this week was GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were HOFFA 18-8478, HOFFA 18-9369, ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728, STORMCROWE 
PIE 61-3734, DANG LEN 62-4694, BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370, GAG HALFRUNT 11-7416, SKIP 
JAMES 6-6579, BIG BILL BROONZY 6-6640, and NAKED LUNCH 78-2917.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           2  2 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          1  3 0  
NIANIA(2)            1  1 0  LYRATILAN(25)        2  0 0  ARADI(60)            1  2 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  1 0  CALEAM(26)           2  0 0  JURINE(61)           1  2 0  
TRANSEL(6)           1  4 0  LAPUR(29)            1  0 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       0  1 0  
ARKERS(8)            1  0 0  ARVAT(32)            0  2 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         0  1 0  
ZUKAL(9)             2  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   3  1 0  DAL SHANG(65)        1  0 0  
KOLACT(10)           2  0 0  MURSKA(35)           2  1 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    2  3 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  1 0  JHANS(36)            4  0 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       0  1 0  
RIZTAB(12)           2  0 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      1  2 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  1 0  RODEKI(42)           0  2 0  DWES EG(82)          0  1 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  0 0  VEASTIAN(43)         0  2 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       1  1 0  
WILLAF(16)           0  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         2  0 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          2  4 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  2 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     0  1 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  TRICORUS(51)         1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     2  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  1 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      1  2 0  
SOLVEN(22)           0  1 0  KHALHUMS(53)         1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DOWNWITHTHEKING 1-8736      30  19  1  123  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359       84  72  0  170  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 DISSIDENT 4-6672            29  23  2  192  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583         43  27  0  141  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 URA GONER 8-5214            22   4  1  151  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 ARDSHEAL 9-4183             26  16  0  125  RED FURY (786)             ZUKAL
 EBONY 10-3116               29  15  0  125  DRAGON LORDS (555)         KOLACT
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305         32  35  0  158  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 ELEVENTH 12-6963            32  22  0  169  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 FRANKIE 13-5579             20  21  0   30  SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621)   DULLENS
 REUNITED 14-4771            34  35  1  155  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 WELL DON 16-6079            27   7  0  183  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)   WILLAF
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610        64  33  1  212  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 GRAVITRON 19-5369           21   6  1   92  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611)   ZUWAYZA
 SLAP YOURSELF SILL 21-4697  53  49  0  199  SORE LOSERS (1580)         SUNSET
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035   16  18  0   51  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 WHAT? 24-4991               21  14  2   83  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 SAURON 25-5581              22   8  2   74  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 SHIV 26-5006                21  15  1   83  SERPENTS HOLD (1608)       CALEAM
 NERO 29-5707                36  46  1   83  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370   22  13  0   79  COLLEGE RADIO (1603)       ARVAT
 BURIED TREASURE 33-7722     29  13  0  205  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309   23  14  0  154  BATTLE FROGS (1597)        MURSKA
 VIPER 36-7544               37  20  0  211  SERPENTS HOLD (1609)       JHANS
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563   37  36  0  167  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 TRUGOY THE DOVE 42-4614     34  41  1  136  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655 RODEKI
 ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837     24   9  0   73  UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614)   VEASTIAN
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253         29  26  0  148  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 NASTY NES 50-142            44  52  1  132  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074        37  39  1  153  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 DARGON 52-4264              24  13  0   73  DRAGONS GUARD II (1619)    FRATSFA
 SWEET CHILD 53-6040         20   8  0   93  EXCELLENT TUNES (1658)     KHALHUMS
 TOMAS 56-749                46  78  6  239  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362      27  15  0  147  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 61-3633   20  14  1   87  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 DANG LEN 62-4694            22  12  0   53  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS
 KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882   35  20  2  186  SHEWISH BUFFET (1568)      AMEN-TEI
 XYLOID 65-7141              20  19  1   84  SCRABBLE (1662)            DAL SHANG
 XAVIER 75-2071              31  11  2  195  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917         30  26  0  132  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567        36  32  1  194  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 THE WAD O' GAS 82-13378     43  26  0  172  ENIGMA 1 (1664)            DWES EG
 NEVERMIND 84-23395          28  32  3  155  AL BUMS VI (1665)          BLACKSTONE

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE MAILMAN 96-616          21  24  6  100  STINKY OCCUPATIONS (1666)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776         7  11  4   46  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341     42  23  4  241  SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)     SYVYN'S HILL
 RUPTURE 99-3463             29  18  4  192  BLOOD GANG (1532)          SOUTH RIDGE