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Date : 06/04/2014 Duedate: 06/17/2014
HOME GUARD ARENA
DM 101 TURN 638
RANK TEAMS W L K % RANK TEAMS W L K %
1 DRAGON LORDS 10/555 21 12 0 63.6 PEARL JAM 4/1638
EXCELLENT TUNES 53/1658 ARE YOU ? 22/1647
STINKY OCCUPATIONS 96/1666 BLUE NOTE 12/1642
2 SEA DOGS 9/1468 913 617 8 59.7 CRITICALS 75/1635
SEA DOGS 18/426 AL BUMS II 84/1636
SEA DOGS 33/1501 AL BUMS VI 84/1665
SEA DOGS 35/1502 BLOOD GANG 99/1532
DUNGEON CELL 42/1470 STILLMATIC 36/1652
SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562 COUNTRY PIE 74/1669
SHEWISH BUFFET 63/1568 DELTA BLUES 30/1650
SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537 SAY MY NAME 25/1649
SHEWISH PICNIC 97/1667 SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
SHEWISH BANQUET 98/1515 THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
3 WHO DA MAN? 12/1672 28 19 1 59.6 UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
4 GARBAGE PAI 16/1601 135 93 2 59.2 MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 62/1633 THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
5 SORE LOSERS 21/1580 110 79 0 58.2 BODY OF MUSIC 17/1670
CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/589 FOOT OF PRIDE 35/1630
6 TEAM FLOYD 38/690 402 304 2 56.9 BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
DODEKATHEON 99/1590 HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
COLLEGE RADIO 32/1603 WU-TANG FOREVER 14/1643
COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668
HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP 42/1655
THE MOTHERSHIP CC 19/1611 12 TREKKERS 29/1534 162 199 4 44.9
UNC COLLEGE RADIO 43/1614 BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545
VCU COLLEGE RADIO 26/1620 THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564
7 VOW TO DEST 36/1403 51 39 2 56.7 THE WALKING DEAD 32/1538
8-ROYAL FLUSH 47/146 1276 1057 18 54.7 13 FURRY FURY 81/1593 84 103 1 44.9
USELESS TOOLS 54/735 BATTLE FROGS 35/1597
DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221 14 PUBLIC ENEM 50/1530 86 125 1 40.8
9 T-3 98/1591 172 163 1 51.3 15 ENIGMA 1 82/1664 21 32 0 39.6
SERPENTS HOLD 26/1608 SCRABBLE 65/1662
SERPENTS HOLD 36/1609 TREXTRAS 56/1660
SERPENTS HOLD 59/1673 TECHNOLOGY 5/1639
SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618 OLD SCHOOL 41/1654
YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500 OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
SERPENTS' HOLD 10/1623 OTTODROME TW 47/1657
DRAGONS GUARD II 52/1619 82ND ILLINOIS 17/1645
SERPENTS HOLD 929 13/1621 THE SYNDICATE 12/1641
10 RED FURY 9/786 170 168 0 50.3 UNDEAD ARTISTS 7/1640
RUNEBLADES 75/1585 ZULU DEATH HOGS 38/1653
11 QUEEN 9/1629 87 98 0 47.0 16 ARROGANCE 18/755 548 873 11 38.6
TRIBE 24/1648 17-STRONGMEN 17/1644 6 11 0 35.3
RUN DMC 1/1626 18-TOLBIN'S BP 7/1637 0 2 0 0.0
EPIC RAP 43/1656 VISIONS V2 19/1671
REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER
And here we are again! We've had rain and we've had snow-- Oh, wait, wrong
page. Hang on. Right. Home Guard. Spy report. As follows
Thanks for the personals, was that Stillgard?
Garlic Araoi gained 40 points. Paid in Full lost 35 points. Same fight.
No avoids. Deadly Force was most challenged. That seems fitting.
We had fifty-nine fights, hefty and impressive. Four challenges, pathetic. Ten
standbys, ominous. Since I have neither the desire nor the stamina to talk about
fifty-nine fights, I have had to make a selection. A winnowing, if you will. The
title match, the challenges, and then... those that are action-packed or exciting.
Maybe next time I'll use some other criteria.
BRAINS MCGEE (32-5441) (23-26-2,77) of THE WALKING DEAD fought PIEHOLDEN SWEET
(33-7856) (23-24-0,77) of SUMMERTEETH. BRAINS MCGEE devastated PIEHOLDEN SWEET in an
exciting 4 minute mismatched conflict. Amazing how fast that pie disappeared.
DMX (25-5675) (21-16-2,38) of SAY MY NAME fought B&G BOUNCER (101-3) (0-0-0,30)
of the Louts Local 101. DMX demolished B&G BOUNCER in an exciting 1 minute brutal
mismatched match. Unfortunatly, this does not get Dmx out of paying his bar tab.
HOFFA (18-8478) (30-137-1,58) of ARROGANCE fought THE SQUARE (14-4892) (20-12-
1,65) of WU-TANG FOREVER. HOFFA narrowly defeated THE SQUARE in an action packed 6
minute competition. This one is truly incredible. A win for a Hoffa!
WHAT? (24-4991) (22-14-2,85) of TRIBE fought HERMY (101-4) (0-0-0,50) of the
Louts Local 101. WHAT? vanquished HERMY in an exciting 2 minute gruesome one-sided
match. Oh, sneaky! Women are such, um, they can't resist a question.
GIRL SCOUT COOKIE (61-3633) (21-14-1,92) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought NERO (29-5707)
(37-46-1,91) of TREKKERS. GIRL SCOUT COOKIE was savagely defeated by NERO in an
action packed 9 minute bout. Hey, Nero was hungry! What's odd about that?
BIG BILL BROONZY (6-6640) (28-20-0,110) of BLACK AND BLUES fought ARDSHEAL (9-
4183) (26-17-0,123) of RED FURY. BIG BILL BROONZY vanquished ARDSHEAL in an exciting
1 minute one-sided fray. A color medley: black, blue, red.
CAT N TONIC (81-1870) (22-22-3,111) of FURRY FURY fought JOE WILLIAMS (6-6583)
(43-28-0,131) of BLACK AND BLUES. CAT N TONIC savagely defeated JOE WILLIAMS in an
exciting 3 minute bloody fray. Gotta watch out for those cats, they get so HUNGRY.
And they're meat eaters.
FURIOUS FROGPALER (35-4309) (23-15-0,120) of BATTLE FROGS fought HAMMERHEAD (35-
4129) (51-51-2,134) of SEA DOGS. FURIOUS FROGPALER subdued HAMMERHEAD in an exciting
1 minute melee. Amazing what a bad-tempered frog can do, isn't it?
GOPHER BAROQUE (2-3359) (85-72-0,172) of CREAM OF THE SLOP fought CERES (99-
3866) (14-15-4,129) of DODEKATHEON. GOPHER BAROQUE luckily beat CERES in an exciting
6 minute gory duel. If this was luck, I'd worry about Gopher.
Q MARK (60-8880) (34-30-0,154) of UNNAMEABLES fought EBONY (10-3116) (30-15-
0,144) of DRAGON LORDS. Q MARK was narrowly defeated by EBONY in an exciting 2
minute bout. Ebony seems to have answered Q Mark rather definitely.
RUPTURE (99-3463) (29-19-4,178) of BLOOD GANG fought RED ALERT (50-139) (45-45-
1,134) of PUBLIC ENEMY. RUPTURE was devastated by RED ALERT in an exciting 1 minute
one-sided brawl. Sometimes you rupture others, sometimes you get ruptured.
NEVERMIND (84-23395) (28-33-3,160) of AL BUMS VI fought LONG-NECKED LARRY (101-
22) (0-0-0,181) of the Louts Local 101. NEVERMIND lost to LONG-NECKED LARRY in an
exciting 5 minute bloody fray. Nothing like an excess of beer to lose a fight.
VIPER (36-7544) (37-21-0,184) of SERPENTS HOLD fought KULGAN (56-4268) (30-41-
3,181) of MEN OF STEEL. VIPER was vanquished by KULGAN in an action packed 1 minute
one-sided duel. A snake is scotched! Or possibly irished.
BURIED TREASURE (33-7722) (30-13-0,218) of SEA DOGS fought TOMAS (56-749) (46-
79-6,203) of MEN OF STEEL. BURIED TREASURE defeated TOMAS in an action packed 1
minute gruesome melee. Aha, Tomas made the cardinal mistake of believing the
treasure map. Never do it! Pirates always lie on their maps.
The challenges:
DEEP BLUE (5-3822) (21-20-2,46) of TECHNOLOGY challenged CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC (22-
7035) (16-19-0,51) of ARE YOU ?. Up 5. DEEP BLUE was overpowered by CROSSTOWN
TRAFFIC in a 1 minute Challenge match. If you'd seen the traffic here on the Isle,
you would NOT be surprised.
OBSIDIAN (36-7135) (18-12-2,57) of VOW TO DESTROY challenged DEADLY FORCE (75-
3513) (19-16-0,57) of CRITICALS. Straight across. OBSIDIAN viciously subdued DEADLY
FORCE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl. Deadly but not sufficient, eh?
It can be hard to live up (or down) to an arena name.
BAD BORSCHT (81-1894) (24-21-2,104) of OTTO'S DINER challenged THRESHPACK (50-
138) (38-51-0,107) of PUBLIC ENEMY. Up 3. BAD BORSCHT handily defeated THRESHPACK
in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match. Some things were never meant to be eaten.
SUBPRIME RIB (81-1567) (36-33-1,173) of OTTO'S DINER challenged ERIK (56-3399)
(38-65-0,186) of MEN OF STEEL. Up 13. SUBPRIME RIB was devastated by ERIK in a 2
minute mismatched Challenge fight. And others... were. Very tasty with a proper
sauce.
For the title:
BAKED CONVINCIA (98-2341) (43-23-4,249) of SHEWISH BANQUET fought ASSUR (18-
7821) (62-116-2,213) of ARROGANCE. BAKED CONVINCIA bested ASSUR in a popular 3
minute bloody Title duel. I should hope so!
Olaf
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 44 23 4 257 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515) SYVYN'S HILL
GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
XAVIER 75-2071 33 11 2 232 RUNEBLADES (1585) JADE MOUNTAIN
BURIED TREASURE 33-7722 31 13 224 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 65 33 1 223 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
GRAND CHAMPIONS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DAGAN 21-7201 42 33 206 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697 55 49 205 SORE LOSERS (1580) SUNSET
KULGAN 56-4268 31 41 3 204 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
HARBOR MASTER 18-10008 27 10 1 204 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
ASSUR 18-7821 62 117 2 203 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
TOMAS 56-749 46 80 6 200 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
ERIK 56-3399 39 65 198 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
-DON KING 47-5374 48 43 3 196 ROYAL FLUSH (146) NORTH FORK
KEEL HAULER 9-5389 31 6 196 SEA DOGS (1468) ZUKAL
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882 36 21 2 193 SHEWISH BUFFET (1568) AMEN-TEI
WELL DON 16-6079 29 7 193 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601) WILLAF
-RUBBER BULLET 54-2503 42 24 1 192 USELESS TOOLS (735) TROCAR
DISSIDENT 4-6672 30 24 2 187 PEARL JAM (1638) JHELUM
-HOCKEY DUCK 39-937 46 44 1 183 DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221) XOCHITHLAN
REUNITED 14-4771 36 35 1 181 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
THE WAD O' GAS 82-13378 44 27 176 ENIGMA 1 (1664) DWES EG
GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 86 72 174 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
VIPER 36-7544 37 22 173 SERPENTS HOLD (1609) JHANS
RED ALERT 50-139 46 45 1 172 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567 36 34 1 166 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
NAKED LUNCH 78-2917 32 26 165 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362 29 15 165 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
ARTHUR DENT 11-7305 32 37 164 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
URA GONER 8-5214 23 5 1 164 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
ELEVENTH 12-6963 32 24 163 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
NEVERMIND 84-23395 28 34 3 163 AL BUMS VI (1665) BLACKSTONE
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 37 41 1 162 COLLEGE RADIO (1541) TRICORUS
LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85 41 36 1 160 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
EBONY 10-3116 31 15 157 DRAGON LORDS (555) KOLACT
KURT COBAIN 46-4253 30 27 157 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 38 37 155 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
Q MARK 60-8880 34 31 151 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
GRAND ADEPTS W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DOWNWITHTHEKING 1-8736 31 20 1 147 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
RUPTURE 99-3463 29 20 4 146 BLOOD GANG (1532) SOUTH RIDGE
HARE BINGER 81-1790 31 25 2 145 FURRY FURY (1593) SHADOWSPIRE
-STICKY FINGERS 42-4523 31 5 1 142 DUNGEON CELL (1470) RODEKI
CERES 99-3866 14 16 4 142 DODEKATHEON (1590) SOUTH RIDGE
NASTY NES 50-142 45 53 1 138 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
CAT N TONIC 81-1870 23 22 3 137 FURRY FURY (1593) SHADOWSPIRE
TRUGOY THE DOVE 42-4614 35 42 1 136 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655)RODEKI
SKIP JAMES 6-6579 28 33 136 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
BIG BILL BROONZY 6-6640 29 20 133 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309 24 15 133 BATTLE FROGS (1597) MURSKA
FISHWIFE 33-7822 25 28 4 130 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
SHIV 26-5006 23 15 1 129 SERPENTS HOLD (1608) CALEAM
HAMMERHEAD 35-4129 51 52 2 125 SEA DOGS (1502) MURSKA
DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792 32 40 125 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583 43 29 116 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
TICK ... TOCK 60-511 37 36 116 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
BAD BORSCHT 81-1894 25 21 2 116 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
THE MAILMAN 96-616 22 25 6 112 STINKY OCCUPATIONS (1666) OLD VALAMANTIS
ARDSHEAL 9-4183 26 18 108 RED FURY (786) ZUKAL
NERO 29-5707 38 46 1 104 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
SHE'S A JAR 33-7804 27 25 102 SUMMERTEETH (1651) NIATOLI ISLAND
RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735 19 4 2 102 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
ONE MIC 36-7580 28 6 1 101 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
TALIB KWELI 42-4631 26 47 100 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655)RODEKI
THE FLYEST 36-7549 24 11 1 100 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
DARGON 52-4264 26 13 99 DRAGONS GUARD II (1619) FRATSFA
SWEET CHILD 53-6040 22 8 97 EXCELLENT TUNES (1658) KHALHUMS
THRESHPACK 50-138 38 52 96 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
GRAVITRON 19-5369 22 7 1 95 THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611) ZUWAYZA
SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105 27 10 94 SERPENTS' HOLD (1623) KOLACT
SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339 24 23 93 HAPPY FUN TIME (1613) MURSKA
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BRAINS MCGEE 32-5441 24 26 2 90 THE WALKING DEAD (1538) ARVAT
WHAT? 24-4991 23 14 2 89 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 61-3633 21 15 1 89 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
INNARD SKINARD 98-3573 17 14 4 86 T-3 (1591) SYVYN'S HILL
ETHER 36-7552 26 23 85 STILLMATIC (1652) JHANS
RATTLER 59-2885 15 5 84 SERPENTS HOLD (1673) ILLIS
LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456 18 8 1 83 FOOT OF PRIDE (1630) MURSKA
IRON HANDED 75-3508 23 17 1 78 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
DANG LEN 62-4694 24 12 77 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633) VALAMANTIS
HALFTIME 43-4816 19 14 1 77 EPIC RAP (1656) VEASTIAN
EDDIE VEDDER 4-6710 24 26 1 76 PEARL JAM (1638) JHELUM
-ANGEL 75-2193 15 18 76 RUNEBLADES (1585) JADE MOUNTAIN
GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776 8 12 4 75 SHEWISH PICNIC (1667) SHADOW GROVE
MAUL ON WHEELS 2-2938 17 8 2 74 THE RUNAROUND (1628) NIANIA
HAMILCAR 21-7575 21 21 2 73 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
-DOTTLE 19-5424 20 12 72 VISIONS V2 (1671) ZUWAYZA
HOFFA 18-8478 31 137 1 71 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
GAG HALFRUNT 11-7416 26 25 71 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856 23 25 68 SUMMERTEETH (1651) NIATOLI ISLAND
-JOY OF LOSING 12-6600 18 13 1 68 WHO DA MAN? (1672) RIZTAB
COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871 26 26 67 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
OBSIDIAN 36-7135 19 12 2 67 VOW TO DESTROY (1403) JHANS
IMAGINATION 26-4975 15 4 67 VCU COLLEGE RADIO (1620) CALEAM
BICYCLE RACE 9-5609 16 10 2 66 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
GRAND INITIATES W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370 23 14 64 COLLEGE RADIO (1603) ARVAT
ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346 18 6 63 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
BOA 1-8830 22 22 61 SERPENTS' HOLD (1618) MORDANT
MC SHAN 18-10307 18 14 61 HIP HOP HEROES (1646) TALCAMA
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035 17 19 61 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
SAURON 25-5581 23 9 2 59 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
THE SQUARE 14-4892 20 13 1 59 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
-LEGIONNAIRE 6-6296 18 3 1 58 MACHINES OF WAR (1631) TRANSEL
VULCAN 99-3864 11 19 4 58 DODEKATHEON (1590) SOUTH RIDGE
ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837 24 11 57 UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614) VEASTIAN
-HOGSHEAD 74-4372 17 5 1 57 COUNTRY PIE (1669) DAYLA KIV
KING RAT 9-5715 22 8 1 54 QUEEN (1629) ZUKAL
DEADLY FORCE 75-3513 19 17 54 CRITICALS (1635) JADE MOUNTAIN
-LIMB BIZKIT 17-7457 15 7 51 BODY OF MUSIC (1670) ALJAFIR
ELMORE JAMES 6-6782 21 17 50 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
PAID IN FULL 84-23375 20 13 1 49 AL BUMS II (1636) BLACKSTONE
STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734 19 32 4 49 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
BLIND BLAKE 6-6814 18 11 2 49 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
DMX 25-5675 22 16 2 47 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
XYLOID 65-7141 20 21 1 45 SCRABBLE (1662) DAL SHANG
HOFFA 18-9369 34 109 39 ARROGANCE (755) TALCAMA
ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728 22 33 1 39 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
DEEP BLUE 5-3822 21 21 2 37 TECHNOLOGY (1639) KALTOS
DROXINE 56-4298 17 21 33 TREXTRAS (1660) ROCANIS
FRANKIE 13-5579 20 23 31 SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621) DULLENS
56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042 16 5 3 29 BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN
PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE
Kung Pao Kolactan -- Wow, that was a lot closer than our first fight. You have
improved. -- Xavier
Baked Convincia -- I am sure we will meet again one of these days. Maybe it will be
different? -- Xavier
Naked Lunch -- Maybe I need to rethink this fighting thing, or maybe I just need a
stiff drink. Okay, drinks on me at the Rusty Dagger! -- Ardsheal
Run's House -- I was feeling pretty good about this Halbard before this fight. Maybe
it's to slow? -- Angel
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
SUBPRIME RIB was devastated by ERIK in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BAD BORSCHT handily defeated THRESHPACK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
OBSIDIAN viciously subdued DEADLY FORCE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl.
DEEP BLUE was overpowered by CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC in a 1 minute Challenge match.
BAKED CONVINCIA bested ASSUR in a popular 3 minute bloody Title duel.
DAGAN was beaten by SPARE ANCHOR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brawl.
BURIED TREASURE defeated TOMAS in a action packed 1 minute gruesome melee.
VIPER was vanquished by KULGAN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
KEEL HAULER was vanquished by XAVIER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
WELL DON overpowered ARTHUR DENT in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN overpowered KURT COBAIN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HARBOR MASTER handily defeated LEAPS INTO THE AIR in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SLAP YOURSELF SILLY narrowly defeated URA GONER in a popular 3 minute brawl.
DISSIDENT overcame MANNY LEHMAN in a popular 1 minute conflict.
THE WAD O' GAS vanquished DIZZY GILLESPIE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
NEVERMIND lost to LONG-NECKED LARRY in a exciting 5 minute bloody fray.
RUPTURE was devastated by RED ALERT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
Q MARK was narrowly defeated by EBONY in a exciting 2 minute bout.
CHOPPED RABBIT savagely defeated IRON-PLATED IRV in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fight.
REUNITED viciously subdued IRON-PLATED IRV in a popular 3 minute gruesome bout.
ELEVENTH was demolished by OSWALD ORC in a 1 minute uneven bout.
NASTY NES lost to DOWNWITHTHEKING in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory fray.
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? was subdued by NAKED LUNCH in a 2 minute fight.
GOPHER BAROQUE luckily beat CERES in a exciting 6 minute gory duel.
RUN'S HOUSE lost to FISHWIFE in a popular 1 minute fight.
FURIOUS FROGPALER subdued HAMMERHEAD in a exciting 1 minute melee.
HARE BINGER won victory over SKIP JAMES in a 2 minute fray.
CAT N TONIC savagely defeated JOE WILLIAMS in a exciting 3 minute bloody fray.
TRUGOY THE DOVE vanquished THE MAILMAN in a popular 5 minute one-sided bout.
BIG BILL BROONZY vanquished ARDSHEAL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
TICK ... TOCK was savagely defeated by SHIV in a popular 4 minute brutal fight.
GIRL SCOUT COOKIE was savagely defeated by NERO in a action packed 9 minute bout.
SLITHERING IDIOT devastated VULCAN in a 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.
SWEET CHILD luckily beat MC SHAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
SHE'S A JAR beat HERMY in a popular 3 minute fray.
TALIB KWELI was subdued by NINJA FERD in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
ONE MIC savagely defeated SAVAGE BEATING in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
ETHER lost to GRAVITRON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
IRON HANDED subdued BRITISH SEA POWER in a 2 minute competition.
WHAT? vanquished HERMY in a exciting 2 minute gruesome one-sided match.
SAURON was vanquished by RATTLER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
HAMILCAR handily defeated BLIND BLAKE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
PAID IN FULL was overpowered by GARLIC ARAOI in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
XYLOID was handily defeated by ROBERT JOHNSON in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
HOFFA was outlasted by ELMORE JAMES in a monotonous 7 minute gory fight.
INNARD SKINARD viciously subdued EDDIE VEDDER in a popular 9 minute gruesome bout.
HOFFA narrowly defeated THE SQUARE in a action packed 6 minute competition.
DMX demolished B&G BOUNCER in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
56TH AND WABASHA was demolished by B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DANG LEN overcame BICYCLE RACE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute contest.
STORMCROWE PIE was overpowered by LORD'S PRAYER in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
ZENSU LASAGNA was subdued by COLOSSEUM HALLS in a popular 4 minute brawl.
IMAGINATION was devastated by THE FLYEST in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
FRANKIE was devastated by GAG HALFRUNT in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
DROXINE was vanquished by BOA in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BRAINS MCGEE devastated PIEHOLDEN SWEET in a exciting 4 minute mismatched conflict.
KING RAT was overpowered by DARGON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
ARCHERS OF LOAF was overcome by MAUL ON WHEELS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
HALFTIME savagely defeated MEAN SPIRIT in a 2 minute bloody bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 37 SLASHING ATTACK 32 - 20 - 0 62 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 16 STRIKING ATTACK 25 - 17 - 1 60 |
|TOTAL PARRY 9 PARRY-RIPOSTE 11 - 8 - 0 58 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 9 AIMED BLOW 154 - 133 - 0 54 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 7 PARRY-LUNGE 15 - 13 - 0 54 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 7 PARRY-STRIKE 26 - 29 - 0 47 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 7 LUNGING ATTACK 34 - 38 - 0 47 |
|BASHING ATTACK 7 BASHING ATTACK 27 - 38 - 1 42 |
|WALL OF STEEL 6 TOTAL PARRY 21 - 33 - 0 39 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 WALL OF STEEL 20 - 40 - 0 33 |
Turn 638 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 4 3 SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 6 - 3 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 5 2 LUNGING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 2 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 5 2 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 4 BASHING ATTACK 2 - 5 1 WALL OF STEEL
AIMED BLOW 20 - 17 1 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 8 1 TOTAL PARRY
1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 44 23 4 257 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)
SLASHING ATTACK XAVIER 75-2071 33 11 2 232 RUNEBLADES (1585)
AIMED BLOW BURIED TREASURE 33-7722 31 13 0 224 SEA DOGS (1501)
TOTAL PARRY SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 65 33 1 223 SEA DOGS (426)
LUNGING ATTACK DAGAN 21-7201 42 33 0 206 BLOOD AND SAND (1545)
PARRY-RIPOSTE SLAP YOURSELF SIL 21-4697 55 49 0 205 SORE LOSERS (1580)
BASHING ATTACK ASSUR 18-7821 62 117 2 203 ARROGANCE (755)
STRIKING ATTACK KEEL HAULER 9-5389 31 6 0 196 SEA DOGS (1468)
PARRY-STRIKE WELL DON 16-6079 29 7 0 193 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)
PARRY-LUNGE CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362 29 15 0 165 UNNAMEABLES (1661)
The overall popularity leader is ASSUR 18-7821. The most popular warrior this turn
was CERES 99-3866. The ten other most popular fighters were GIRL SCOUT COOKIE
61-3633, NERO 29-5707, CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362, CAT N TONIC 81-1870, SHIV 26-5006,
TRUGOY THE DOVE 42-4614, THE MAILMAN 96-616, TALIB KWELI 42-4631, ASSUR 18-7821, and
BRAINS MCGEE 32-5441.
The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 18-9369. The other ten least popular
fighters were ELMORE JAMES 6-6782, 56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042, BLIND BLAKE 6-6814,
SAURON 25-5581, VULCAN 99-3864, ELEVENTH 12-6963, DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792, LEAPS INTO
THE AIR 75-85, ARTHUR DENT 11-7305, and KEEL HAULER 9-5389.
Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K Arena (Number) W L K
MORDANT(1) 3 1 0 ZORPUNT(24) 1 0 0 ROCANIS(56) 2 2 0
NIANIA(2) 2 0 0 LYRATILAN(25) 1 1 0 ILLIS(59) 1 0 0
JHELUM(4) 1 1 0 CALEAM(26) 1 1 0 ARADI(60) 1 2 0
KALTOS(5) 0 1 0 LAPUR(29) 1 0 0 JURINE(61) 0 3 0
TRANSEL(6) 2 3 0 ARVAT(32) 1 1 0 VALAMANTIS(62) 1 0 0
ARKERS(8) 0 1 0 NIATOLI ISLAND(33) 3 1 0 AMEN-TEI(63) 1 0 0
ZUKAL(9) 0 4 0 MURSKA(35) 2 2 0 DAL SHANG(65) 0 1 0
KOLACT(10) 2 0 0 JHANS(36) 3 2 0 JADE MOUNTAIN(75) 2 2 0
ARUAK CITY(11) 1 1 0 CLIFFHOME(38) 0 1 0 LIN TIRIAN(78) 1 0 0
RIZTAB(12) 0 2 0 RODEKI(42) 1 1 0 SHADOWSPIRE(81) 3 1 0
DULLENS(13) 0 1 0 VEASTIAN(43) 1 1 0 DWES EG(82) 1 0 0
TOBIR(14) 1 1 0 ARDIVENT(46) 1 1 0 BLACKSTONE(84) 0 2 0
WILLAF(16) 1 1 0 SNOWBOUND(50) 1 2 0 OLD VALAMANTIS(96) 0 1 0
TALCAMA(18) 3 3 0 TRICORUS(51) 0 1 0 SHADOW GROVE(97) 1 0 0
ZUWAYZA(19) 1 0 0 FRATSFA(52) 1 0 0 SYVYN'S HILL(98) 2 0 0
SUNSET(21) 2 1 0 KHALHUMS(53) 1 0 0 SOUTH RIDGE(99) 0 3 0
SOLVEN(22) 1 0 0
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
DOWNWITHTHEKING 1-8736 31 20 1 147 RUN DMC (1626) MORDANT
GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359 86 72 0 174 CREAM OF THE SLOP (589) NIANIA
DISSIDENT 4-6672 30 24 2 187 PEARL JAM (1638) JHELUM
DEEP BLUE 5-3822 21 21 2 37 TECHNOLOGY (1639) KALTOS
SKIP JAMES 6-6579 28 33 0 136 BLACK AND BLUES (1632) TRANSEL
URA GONER 8-5214 23 5 1 164 YOU PAY I SLAY (1500) ARKERS
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA W L K PNTS TEAM NAME CITY
KEEL HAULER 9-5389 31 6 0 196 SEA DOGS (1468) ZUKAL
EBONY 10-3116 31 15 0 157 DRAGON LORDS (555) KOLACT
ARTHUR DENT 11-7305 32 37 0 164 THE HITCHHIKERS (1564) ARUAK CITY
ELEVENTH 12-6963 32 24 0 163 BLUE NOTE (1642) RIZTAB
FRANKIE 13-5579 20 23 0 31 SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621) DULLENS
REUNITED 14-4771 36 35 1 181 WU-TANG FOREVER (1643) TOBIR
WELL DON 16-6079 29 7 0 193 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601) WILLAF
SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610 65 33 1 223 SEA DOGS (426) TALCAMA
GRAVITRON 19-5369 22 7 1 95 THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611) ZUWAYZA
DAGAN 21-7201 42 33 0 206 BLOOD AND SAND (1545) SUNSET
CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035 17 19 0 61 ARE YOU ? (1647) SOLVEN
WHAT? 24-4991 23 14 2 89 TRIBE (1648) ZORPUNT
SAURON 25-5581 23 9 2 59 SAY MY NAME (1649) LYRATILAN
SHIV 26-5006 23 15 1 129 SERPENTS HOLD (1608) CALEAM
NERO 29-5707 38 46 1 104 TREKKERS (1534) LAPUR
BRAINS MCGEE 32-5441 24 26 2 90 THE WALKING DEAD (1538) ARVAT
BURIED TREASURE 33-7722 31 13 0 224 SEA DOGS (1501) NIATOLI ISLAND
FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309 24 15 0 133 BATTLE FROGS (1597) MURSKA
VIPER 36-7544 37 22 0 173 SERPENTS HOLD (1609) JHANS
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563 38 37 0 155 TEAM FLOYD (690) CLIFFHOME
TRUGOY THE DOVE 42-4614 35 42 1 136 INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655 RODEKI
HALFTIME 43-4816 19 14 1 77 EPIC RAP (1656) VEASTIAN
KURT COBAIN 46-4253 30 27 0 157 THE 27 CLUB (1634) ARDIVENT
RED ALERT 50-139 46 45 1 172 PUBLIC ENEMY (1530) SNOWBOUND
MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074 37 41 1 162 COLLEGE RADIO (1541) TRICORUS
DARGON 52-4264 26 13 0 99 DRAGONS GUARD II (1619) FRATSFA
SWEET CHILD 53-6040 22 8 0 97 EXCELLENT TUNES (1658) KHALHUMS
KULGAN 56-4268 31 41 3 204 MEN OF STEEL (1659) ROCANIS
RATTLER 59-2885 15 5 0 84 SERPENTS HOLD (1673) ILLIS
CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362 29 15 0 165 UNNAMEABLES (1661) ARADI
GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 61-3633 21 15 1 89 SHEWISH BUFFET (1562) JURINE
DANG LEN 62-4694 24 12 0 77 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633) VALAMANTIS
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882 36 21 2 193 SHEWISH BUFFET (1568) AMEN-TEI
XYLOID 65-7141 20 21 1 45 SCRABBLE (1662) DAL SHANG
XAVIER 75-2071 33 11 2 232 RUNEBLADES (1585) JADE MOUNTAIN
NAKED LUNCH 78-2917 32 26 0 165 SHEWISH BUFFET (1537) LIN TIRIAN
SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567 36 34 1 166 OTTO'S DINER (1663) SHADOWSPIRE
THE WAD O' GAS 82-13378 44 27 0 176 ENIGMA 1 (1664) DWES EG
NEVERMIND 84-23395 28 34 3 163 AL BUMS VI (1665) BLACKSTONE
THE MAILMAN 96-616 22 25 6 112 STINKY OCCUPATIONS (1666) OLD VALAMANTIS
GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776 8 12 4 75 SHEWISH PICNIC (1667) SHADOW GROVE
BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341 44 23 4 257 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515) SYVYN'S HILL
RUPTURE 99-3463 29 20 4 146 BLOOD GANG (1532) SOUTH RIDGE
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
STARGRITS (28-3714) UGLY URBAN ORCS (425)
CAUSEY (65-5881) THE CAUSEY WAY (659)
FLYING HELLFISH (82-7132) CARNIVAL OF CHAOS (1019)
WARRIOR 1 (82-22691) TOURNEY TEAM II (3620)
CRAZY 69 (84-11518) CRAZY 88 20 (2091)
ANGRY (84-11693) WORDS IX (2126)
SUBTERFUGE (84-38420) COLLUSION UNLIMITED (6707)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes