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Date   : 06/04/2014    Duedate: 06/17/2014

HOME GUARD ARENA

DM 101    TURN 638

RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    %  RANK TEAMS                 W    L   K    % 
  1 DRAGON LORDS 10/555   21   12   0 63.6      PEARL JAM 4/1638
    EXCELLENT TUNES 53/1658                     ARE YOU ? 22/1647
    STINKY OCCUPATIONS 96/1666                  BLUE NOTE 12/1642
  2 SEA DOGS 9/1468      913  617   8 59.7      CRITICALS 75/1635
    SEA DOGS 18/426                             AL BUMS II 84/1636
    SEA DOGS 33/1501                            AL BUMS VI 84/1665
    SEA DOGS 35/1502                            BLOOD GANG 99/1532
    DUNGEON CELL 42/1470                        STILLMATIC 36/1652
    SHEWISH BUFFET 61/1562                      COUNTRY PIE 74/1669
    SHEWISH BUFFET 63/1568                      DELTA BLUES 30/1650
    SHEWISH BUFFET 78/1537                      SAY MY NAME 25/1649
    SHEWISH PICNIC 97/1667                      SUMMERTEETH 33/1651
    SHEWISH BANQUET 98/1515                     THE 27 CLUB 46/1634
  3 WHO DA MAN? 12/1672   28   19   1 59.6      UNNAMEABLES 60/1661
  4 GARBAGE PAI 16/1601  135   93   2 59.2      MEN OF STEEL 56/1659
    GARBAGE PAIL KIDS 62/1633                   THE RUNAROUND 2/1628
  5 SORE LOSERS 21/1580  110   79   0 58.2      BODY OF MUSIC 17/1670
    CREAM OF THE SLOP 2/589                     FOOT OF PRIDE 35/1630
  6 TEAM FLOYD 38/690    402  304   2 56.9      BLACK AND BLUES 6/1632
    DODEKATHEON 99/1590                         HIP HOP HEROES 18/1646
    COLLEGE RADIO 32/1603                       WU-TANG FOREVER 14/1643
    COLLEGE RADIO 51/1541                       BLOOD ON THE TRACKS 16/1668
    HAPPY FUN TIME 35/1613                      INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP 42/1655
    THE MOTHERSHIP CC 19/1611                12 TREKKERS 29/1534     162  199   4 44.9
    UNC COLLEGE RADIO 43/1614                   BLOOD AND SAND 21/1545
    VCU COLLEGE RADIO 26/1620                   THE HITCHHIKERS 11/1564
  7 VOW TO DEST 36/1403   51   39   2 56.7      THE WALKING DEAD 32/1538
  8-ROYAL FLUSH 47/146  1276 1057  18 54.7   13 FURRY FURY 81/1593    84  103   1 44.9
    USELESS TOOLS 54/735                        BATTLE FROGS 35/1597
    DUCKS UNLIMITED 39/1221                  14 PUBLIC ENEM 50/1530   86  125   1 40.8
  9 T-3 98/1591          172  163   1 51.3   15 ENIGMA 1 82/1664      21   32   0 39.6
    SERPENTS HOLD 26/1608                       SCRABBLE 65/1662
    SERPENTS HOLD 36/1609                       TREXTRAS 56/1660
    SERPENTS HOLD 59/1673                       TECHNOLOGY 5/1639
    SERPENTS' HOLD 1/1618                       OLD SCHOOL 41/1654
    YOU PAY I SLAY 8/1500                       OTTO'S DINER 81/1663
    SERPENTS' HOLD 10/1623                      OTTODROME TW 47/1657
    DRAGONS GUARD II 52/1619                    82ND ILLINOIS 17/1645
    SERPENTS HOLD 929 13/1621                   THE SYNDICATE 12/1641
 10 RED FURY 9/786       170  168   0 50.3      UNDEAD ARTISTS 7/1640
    RUNEBLADES 75/1585                          ZULU DEATH HOGS 38/1653
 11 QUEEN 9/1629          87   98   0 47.0   16 ARROGANCE 18/755     548  873  11 38.6
    TRIBE 24/1648                            17-STRONGMEN 17/1644      6   11   0 35.3
    RUN DMC 1/1626                           18-TOLBIN'S BP 7/1637     0    2   0  0.0
    EPIC RAP 43/1656                            VISIONS V2 19/1671

                             REPORT FROM WITHIN THE TOWER

     And here we are again!  We've had rain and we've had snow--  Oh, wait, wrong
page.  Hang on.  Right.  Home Guard.  Spy report.  As follows

     Thanks for the personals, was that Stillgard?
     Garlic Araoi gained 40 points.  Paid in Full lost 35 points.  Same fight.
     No avoids.  Deadly Force was most challenged.  That seems fitting.
     We had fifty-nine fights, hefty and impressive.  Four challenges, pathetic.  Ten
standbys, ominous.  Since I have neither the desire nor the stamina to talk about
fifty-nine fights, I have had to make a selection.  A winnowing, if you will.  The
title match, the challenges, and then... those that are action-packed or exciting.
Maybe next time I'll use some other criteria.

     BRAINS MCGEE (32-5441) (23-26-2,77) of THE WALKING DEAD fought PIEHOLDEN SWEET
(33-7856) (23-24-0,77) of SUMMERTEETH.  BRAINS MCGEE devastated PIEHOLDEN SWEET in an
exciting 4 minute mismatched conflict.  Amazing how fast that pie disappeared.
     DMX (25-5675) (21-16-2,38) of SAY MY NAME fought B&G BOUNCER (101-3) (0-0-0,30)
of the Louts Local 101.  DMX demolished B&G BOUNCER in an exciting 1 minute brutal
mismatched match.  Unfortunatly, this does not get Dmx out of paying his bar tab.
     HOFFA (18-8478) (30-137-1,58) of ARROGANCE fought THE SQUARE (14-4892) (20-12-
1,65) of WU-TANG FOREVER.  HOFFA narrowly defeated THE SQUARE in an action packed 6
minute competition.  This one is truly incredible.  A win for a Hoffa!
     WHAT? (24-4991) (22-14-2,85) of TRIBE fought HERMY (101-4) (0-0-0,50) of the
Louts Local 101.  WHAT? vanquished HERMY in an exciting 2 minute gruesome one-sided
match.  Oh, sneaky!  Women are such, um, they can't resist a question.

     GIRL SCOUT COOKIE (61-3633) (21-14-1,92) of SHEWISH BUFFET fought NERO (29-5707)
(37-46-1,91) of TREKKERS.  GIRL SCOUT COOKIE was savagely defeated by NERO in an
action packed 9 minute bout.  Hey, Nero was hungry!  What's odd about that?
     BIG BILL BROONZY (6-6640) (28-20-0,110) of BLACK AND BLUES fought ARDSHEAL (9-
4183) (26-17-0,123) of RED FURY.  BIG BILL BROONZY vanquished ARDSHEAL in an exciting
1 minute one-sided fray.  A color medley:  black, blue, red.
     CAT N TONIC (81-1870) (22-22-3,111) of FURRY FURY fought JOE WILLIAMS (6-6583)
(43-28-0,131) of BLACK AND BLUES.  CAT N TONIC savagely defeated JOE WILLIAMS in an
exciting 3 minute bloody fray.  Gotta watch out for those cats, they get so HUNGRY.
And they're meat eaters.
     FURIOUS FROGPALER (35-4309) (23-15-0,120) of BATTLE FROGS fought HAMMERHEAD (35-
4129) (51-51-2,134) of SEA DOGS.  FURIOUS FROGPALER subdued HAMMERHEAD in an exciting
1 minute melee.  Amazing what a bad-tempered frog can do, isn't it?
     GOPHER BAROQUE (2-3359) (85-72-0,172) of CREAM OF THE SLOP fought CERES (99-
3866) (14-15-4,129) of DODEKATHEON.  GOPHER BAROQUE luckily beat CERES in an exciting
6 minute gory duel.  If this was luck, I'd worry about Gopher.

     Q MARK (60-8880) (34-30-0,154) of UNNAMEABLES fought EBONY (10-3116) (30-15-
0,144) of DRAGON LORDS.  Q MARK was narrowly defeated by EBONY in an exciting 2
minute bout.  Ebony seems to have answered Q Mark rather definitely.
     RUPTURE (99-3463) (29-19-4,178) of BLOOD GANG fought RED ALERT (50-139) (45-45-
1,134) of PUBLIC ENEMY.  RUPTURE was devastated by RED ALERT in an exciting 1 minute
one-sided brawl.  Sometimes you rupture others, sometimes you get ruptured.
     NEVERMIND (84-23395) (28-33-3,160) of AL BUMS VI fought LONG-NECKED LARRY (101-
22) (0-0-0,181) of the Louts Local 101.  NEVERMIND lost to LONG-NECKED LARRY in an
exciting 5 minute bloody fray.  Nothing like an excess of beer to lose a fight.
     VIPER (36-7544) (37-21-0,184) of SERPENTS HOLD fought KULGAN (56-4268) (30-41-
3,181) of MEN OF STEEL.  VIPER was vanquished by KULGAN in an action packed 1 minute
one-sided duel.  A snake is scotched!  Or possibly irished.
     BURIED TREASURE (33-7722) (30-13-0,218) of SEA DOGS fought TOMAS (56-749) (46-
79-6,203) of MEN OF STEEL.  BURIED TREASURE defeated TOMAS in an action packed 1
minute gruesome melee.  Aha, Tomas made the cardinal mistake of believing the
treasure map.  Never do it!  Pirates always lie on their maps.

The challenges:
     DEEP BLUE (5-3822) (21-20-2,46) of TECHNOLOGY challenged CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC (22-
7035) (16-19-0,51) of ARE YOU ?.  Up 5.  DEEP BLUE was overpowered by CROSSTOWN
TRAFFIC in a 1 minute Challenge match.  If you'd seen the traffic here on the Isle,
you would NOT be surprised.
     OBSIDIAN (36-7135) (18-12-2,57) of VOW TO DESTROY challenged DEADLY FORCE (75-
3513) (19-16-0,57) of CRITICALS.  Straight across.  OBSIDIAN viciously subdued DEADLY
FORCE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl.  Deadly but not sufficient, eh?
It can be hard to live up (or down) to an arena name.
     BAD BORSCHT (81-1894) (24-21-2,104) of OTTO'S DINER challenged THRESHPACK (50-
138) (38-51-0,107) of PUBLIC ENEMY.  Up 3.  BAD BORSCHT handily defeated THRESHPACK
in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.  Some things were never meant to be eaten.
     SUBPRIME RIB (81-1567) (36-33-1,173) of OTTO'S DINER challenged ERIK (56-3399)
(38-65-0,186) of MEN OF STEEL.  Up 13.  SUBPRIME RIB was devastated by ERIK in a 2
minute mismatched Challenge fight.  And others... were.  Very tasty with a proper
sauce.

For the title:
     BAKED CONVINCIA (98-2341) (43-23-4,249) of SHEWISH BANQUET fought ASSUR (18-
7821) (62-116-2,213) of ARROGANCE.  BAKED CONVINCIA bested ASSUR in a popular 3
minute bloody Title duel.  I should hope so!

                                        Olaf

CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD           W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341      44  23  4  257  SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)     SYVYN'S HILL

GRAND CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 XAVIER 75-2071               33  11  2  232  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 BURIED TREASURE 33-7722      31  13     224  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610         65  33  1  223  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA

GRAND CHAMPIONS                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DAGAN 21-7201                42  33     206  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 SLAP YOURSELF SILLY 21-4697  55  49     205  SORE LOSERS (1580)         SUNSET
 KULGAN 56-4268               31  41  3  204  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 HARBOR MASTER 18-10008       27  10  1  204  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 ASSUR 18-7821                62 117  2  203  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 TOMAS 56-749                 46  80  6  200  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 ERIK 56-3399                 39  65     198  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
-DON KING 47-5374             48  43  3  196  ROYAL FLUSH (146)          NORTH FORK
 KEEL HAULER 9-5389           31   6     196  SEA DOGS (1468)            ZUKAL
 KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882    36  21  2  193  SHEWISH BUFFET (1568)      AMEN-TEI
 WELL DON 16-6079             29   7     193  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)   WILLAF
-RUBBER BULLET 54-2503        42  24  1  192  USELESS TOOLS (735)        TROCAR
 DISSIDENT 4-6672             30  24  2  187  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
-HOCKEY DUCK 39-937           46  44  1  183  DUCKS UNLIMITED (1221)     XOCHITHLAN
 REUNITED 14-4771             36  35  1  181  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR

GRAND CHALLENGER ADEPTS        W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 THE WAD O' GAS 82-13378      44  27     176  ENIGMA 1 (1664)            DWES EG
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359        86  72     174  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 VIPER 36-7544                37  22     173  SERPENTS HOLD (1609)       JHANS
 RED ALERT 50-139             46  45  1  172  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567         36  34  1  166  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917          32  26     165  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362       29  15     165  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305          32  37     164  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 URA GONER 8-5214             23   5  1  164  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS
 ELEVENTH 12-6963             32  24     163  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 NEVERMIND 84-23395           28  34  3  163  AL BUMS VI (1665)          BLACKSTONE
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074         37  41  1  162  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 LEAPS INTO THE AIR 75-85     41  36  1  160  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 EBONY 10-3116                31  15     157  DRAGON LORDS (555)         KOLACT
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253          30  27     157  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563    38  37     155  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 Q MARK 60-8880               34  31     151  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI

GRAND ADEPTS                   W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DOWNWITHTHEKING 1-8736       31  20  1  147  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 RUPTURE 99-3463              29  20  4  146  BLOOD GANG (1532)          SOUTH RIDGE
 HARE BINGER 81-1790          31  25  2  145  FURRY FURY (1593)          SHADOWSPIRE
-STICKY FINGERS 42-4523       31   5  1  142  DUNGEON CELL (1470)        RODEKI
 CERES 99-3866                14  16  4  142  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE
 NASTY NES 50-142             45  53  1  138  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 CAT N TONIC 81-1870          23  22  3  137  FURRY FURY (1593)          SHADOWSPIRE
 TRUGOY THE DOVE 42-4614      35  42  1  136  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655)RODEKI
 SKIP JAMES 6-6579            28  33     136  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 BIG BILL BROONZY 6-6640      29  20     133  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309    24  15     133  BATTLE FROGS (1597)        MURSKA
 FISHWIFE 33-7822             25  28  4  130  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 SHIV 26-5006                 23  15  1  129  SERPENTS HOLD (1608)       CALEAM
 HAMMERHEAD 35-4129           51  52  2  125  SEA DOGS (1502)            MURSKA
 DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792      32  40     125  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 JOE WILLIAMS 6-6583          43  29     116  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 TICK ... TOCK 60-511         37  36     116  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 BAD BORSCHT 81-1894          25  21  2  116  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 THE MAILMAN 96-616           22  25  6  112  STINKY OCCUPATIONS (1666)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 ARDSHEAL 9-4183              26  18     108  RED FURY (786)             ZUKAL
 NERO 29-5707                 38  46  1  104  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 SHE'S A JAR 33-7804          27  25     102  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
 RUN'S HOUSE 1-8735           19   4  2  102  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 ONE MIC 36-7580              28   6  1  101  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS

GRAND CHALLENGER INITIATES     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 TALIB KWELI 42-4631          26  47     100  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655)RODEKI
 THE FLYEST 36-7549           24  11  1  100  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 DARGON 52-4264               26  13      99  DRAGONS GUARD II (1619)    FRATSFA
 SWEET CHILD 53-6040          22   8      97  EXCELLENT TUNES (1658)     KHALHUMS
 THRESHPACK 50-138            38  52      96  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 GRAVITRON 19-5369            22   7  1   95  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611)   ZUWAYZA
 SLITHERING IDIOT 10-6105     27  10      94  SERPENTS' HOLD (1623)      KOLACT
 SAVAGE BEATING 35-4339       24  23      93  HAPPY FUN TIME (1613)      MURSKA

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BRAINS MCGEE 32-5441         24  26  2   90  THE WALKING DEAD (1538)    ARVAT
 WHAT? 24-4991                23  14  2   89  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 61-3633    21  15  1   89  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 INNARD SKINARD 98-3573       17  14  4   86  T-3 (1591)                 SYVYN'S HILL
 ETHER 36-7552                26  23      85  STILLMATIC (1652)          JHANS
 RATTLER 59-2885              15   5      84  SERPENTS HOLD (1673)       ILLIS
 LORD'S PRAYER 35-4456        18   8  1   83  FOOT OF PRIDE (1630)       MURSKA
 IRON HANDED 75-3508          23  17  1   78  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
 DANG LEN 62-4694             24  12      77  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS
 HALFTIME 43-4816             19  14  1   77  EPIC RAP (1656)            VEASTIAN
 EDDIE VEDDER 4-6710          24  26  1   76  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
-ANGEL 75-2193                15  18      76  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776          8  12  4   75  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 MAUL ON WHEELS 2-2938        17   8  2   74  THE RUNAROUND (1628)       NIANIA
 HAMILCAR 21-7575             21  21  2   73  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
-DOTTLE 19-5424               20  12      72  VISIONS V2 (1671)          ZUWAYZA
 HOFFA 18-8478                31 137  1   71  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 GAG HALFRUNT 11-7416         26  25      71  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 PIEHOLDEN SWEET 33-7856      23  25      68  SUMMERTEETH (1651)         NIATOLI ISLAND
-JOY OF LOSING 12-6600        18  13  1   68  WHO DA MAN? (1672)         RIZTAB
 COLOSSEUM HALLS 1-8871       26  26      67  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 OBSIDIAN 36-7135             19  12  2   67  VOW TO DESTROY (1403)      JHANS
 IMAGINATION 26-4975          15   4      67  VCU COLLEGE RADIO (1620)   CALEAM
 BICYCLE RACE 9-5609          16  10  2   66  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL

GRAND INITIATES                W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 BRITISH SEA POWER 32-5370    23  14      64  COLLEGE RADIO (1603)       ARVAT
 ROBERT JOHNSON 46-4346       18   6      63  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 BOA 1-8830                   22  22      61  SERPENTS' HOLD (1618)      MORDANT
 MC SHAN 18-10307             18  14      61  HIP HOP HEROES (1646)      TALCAMA
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035    17  19      61  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 SAURON 25-5581               23   9  2   59  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 THE SQUARE 14-4892           20  13  1   59  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
-LEGIONNAIRE 6-6296           18   3  1   58  MACHINES OF WAR (1631)     TRANSEL
 VULCAN 99-3864               11  19  4   58  DODEKATHEON (1590)         SOUTH RIDGE
 ARCHERS OF LOAF 43-4837      24  11      57  UNC COLLEGE RADIO (1614)   VEASTIAN
-HOGSHEAD 74-4372             17   5  1   57  COUNTRY PIE (1669)         DAYLA KIV
 KING RAT 9-5715              22   8  1   54  QUEEN (1629)               ZUKAL
 DEADLY FORCE 75-3513         19  17      54  CRITICALS (1635)           JADE MOUNTAIN
-LIMB BIZKIT 17-7457          15   7      51  BODY OF MUSIC (1670)       ALJAFIR
 ELMORE JAMES 6-6782          21  17      50  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 PAID IN FULL 84-23375        20  13  1   49  AL BUMS II (1636)          BLACKSTONE
 STORMCROWE PIE 61-3734       19  32  4   49  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 BLIND BLAKE 6-6814           18  11  2   49  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 DMX 25-5675                  22  16  2   47  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 XYLOID 65-7141               20  21  1   45  SCRABBLE (1662)            DAL SHANG
 HOFFA 18-9369                34 109      39  ARROGANCE (755)            TALCAMA
 ZENSU LASAGNA 61-3728        22  33  1   39  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 DEEP BLUE 5-3822             21  21  2   37  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 DROXINE 56-4298              17  21      33  TREXTRAS (1660)            ROCANIS
 FRANKIE 13-5579              20  23      31  SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621)   DULLENS
 56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042     16   5  3   29  BLOOD ON THE TRACKS (1668) WILLAF

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                   W   L  K TEAM NAME              SLAIN BY                  TURN

                               PERSONAL CORRESPONDENCE

Kung Pao Kolactan -- Wow, that was a lot closer than our first fight.  You have
improved. -- Xavier

Baked Convincia -- I am sure we will meet again one of these days.  Maybe it will be
different? -- Xavier

Naked Lunch -- Maybe I need to rethink this fighting thing, or maybe I just need a
stiff drink.  Okay, drinks on me at the Rusty Dagger! -- Ardsheal

Run's House -- I was feeling pretty good about this Halbard before this fight.  Maybe
it's to slow? -- Angel

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SUBPRIME RIB was devastated by ERIK in a 2 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
BAD BORSCHT handily defeated THRESHPACK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
OBSIDIAN viciously subdued DEADLY FORCE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute Challenge brawl.
DEEP BLUE was overpowered by CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC in a 1 minute Challenge match.
BAKED CONVINCIA bested ASSUR in a popular 3 minute bloody Title duel.
DAGAN was beaten by SPARE ANCHOR in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brawl.
BURIED TREASURE defeated TOMAS in a action packed 1 minute gruesome melee.
VIPER was vanquished by KULGAN in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
KEEL HAULER was vanquished by XAVIER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
WELL DON overpowered ARTHUR DENT in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
KUNG PAO KOLACTAN overpowered KURT COBAIN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HARBOR MASTER handily defeated LEAPS INTO THE AIR in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SLAP YOURSELF SILLY narrowly defeated URA GONER in a popular 3 minute brawl.
DISSIDENT overcame MANNY LEHMAN in a popular 1 minute conflict.
THE WAD O' GAS vanquished DIZZY GILLESPIE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
NEVERMIND lost to LONG-NECKED LARRY in a exciting 5 minute bloody fray.
RUPTURE was devastated by RED ALERT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
Q MARK was narrowly defeated by EBONY in a exciting 2 minute bout.
CHOPPED RABBIT savagely defeated IRON-PLATED IRV in a crowd pleasing 4 minute fight.
REUNITED viciously subdued IRON-PLATED IRV in a popular 3 minute gruesome bout.
ELEVENTH was demolished by OSWALD ORC in a 1 minute uneven bout.
NASTY NES lost to DOWNWITHTHEKING in a crowd pleasing 3 minute gory fray.
WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? was subdued by NAKED LUNCH in a 2 minute fight.
GOPHER BAROQUE luckily beat CERES in a exciting 6 minute gory duel.
RUN'S HOUSE lost to FISHWIFE in a popular 1 minute fight.
FURIOUS FROGPALER subdued HAMMERHEAD in a exciting 1 minute melee.
HARE BINGER won victory over SKIP JAMES in a 2 minute fray.
CAT N TONIC savagely defeated JOE WILLIAMS in a exciting 3 minute bloody fray.
TRUGOY THE DOVE vanquished THE MAILMAN in a popular 5 minute one-sided bout.
BIG BILL BROONZY vanquished ARDSHEAL in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
TICK ... TOCK was savagely defeated by SHIV in a popular 4 minute brutal fight.
GIRL SCOUT COOKIE was savagely defeated by NERO in a action packed 9 minute bout.
SLITHERING IDIOT devastated VULCAN in a 1 minute bloody one-sided duel.
SWEET CHILD luckily beat MC SHAN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
SHE'S A JAR beat HERMY in a popular 3 minute fray.
TALIB KWELI was subdued by NINJA FERD in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
ONE MIC savagely defeated SAVAGE BEATING in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
ETHER lost to GRAVITRON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
IRON HANDED subdued BRITISH SEA POWER in a 2 minute competition.
WHAT? vanquished HERMY in a exciting 2 minute gruesome one-sided match.
SAURON was vanquished by RATTLER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
HAMILCAR handily defeated BLIND BLAKE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
PAID IN FULL was overpowered by GARLIC ARAOI in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
XYLOID was handily defeated by ROBERT JOHNSON in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
HOFFA was outlasted by ELMORE JAMES in a monotonous 7 minute gory fight.
INNARD SKINARD viciously subdued EDDIE VEDDER in a popular 9 minute gruesome bout.
HOFFA narrowly defeated THE SQUARE in a action packed 6 minute competition.
DMX demolished B&G BOUNCER in a exciting 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
56TH AND WABASHA was demolished by B&G BOUNCER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
DANG LEN overcame BICYCLE RACE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute contest.
STORMCROWE PIE was overpowered by LORD'S PRAYER in a 2 minute one-sided struggle.
ZENSU LASAGNA was subdued by COLOSSEUM HALLS in a popular 4 minute brawl.
IMAGINATION was devastated by THE FLYEST in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
FRANKIE was devastated by GAG HALFRUNT in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
DROXINE was vanquished by BOA in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BRAINS MCGEE devastated PIEHOLDEN SWEET in a exciting 4 minute mismatched conflict.
KING RAT was overpowered by DARGON in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided duel.
ARCHERS OF LOAF was overcome by MAUL ON WHEELS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bout.
HALFTIME savagely defeated MEAN SPIRIT in a 2 minute bloody bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      37         SLASHING ATTACK   32 -  20 -  0      62  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  16         STRIKING ATTACK   25 -  17 -  1      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -   8 -  0      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  9         AIMED BLOW       154 - 133 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      7         PARRY-LUNGE       15 -  13 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     7         PARRY-STRIKE      26 -  29 -  0      47  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         LUNGING ATTACK    34 -  38 -  0      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         BASHING ATTACK    27 -  38 -  1      42  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         TOTAL PARRY       21 -  33 -  0      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         WALL OF STEEL     20 -  40 -  0      33  |

Turn 638 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  4         3  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        6 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  5         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  2     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  5         2  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    5 -  4     BASHING ATTACK     2 -  5         1  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW        20 - 17                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  8                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
                                                                1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
WALL OF STEEL    BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341    44  23  4  257 SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)
SLASHING ATTACK  XAVIER 75-2071             33  11  2  232 RUNEBLADES (1585)
AIMED BLOW       BURIED TREASURE 33-7722    31  13  0  224 SEA DOGS (1501)
TOTAL PARRY      SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610       65  33  1  223 SEA DOGS (426)
LUNGING ATTACK   DAGAN 21-7201              42  33  0  206 BLOOD AND SAND (1545)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    SLAP YOURSELF SIL 21-4697  55  49  0  205 SORE LOSERS (1580)
BASHING ATTACK   ASSUR 18-7821              62 117  2  203 ARROGANCE (755)
STRIKING ATTACK  KEEL HAULER 9-5389         31   6  0  196 SEA DOGS (1468)
PARRY-STRIKE     WELL DON 16-6079           29   7  0  193 GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)
PARRY-LUNGE      CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362     29  15  0  165 UNNAMEABLES (1661)

The overall popularity leader is ASSUR 18-7821.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was CERES 99-3866.  The ten other most popular fighters were GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 
61-3633, NERO 29-5707, CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362, CAT N TONIC 81-1870, SHIV 26-5006, 
TRUGOY THE DOVE 42-4614, THE MAILMAN 96-616, TALIB KWELI 42-4631, ASSUR 18-7821, and 
BRAINS MCGEE 32-5441.

The least popular fighter this week was HOFFA 18-9369.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ELMORE JAMES 6-6782, 56TH AND WABASHA 16-6042, BLIND BLAKE 6-6814, 
SAURON 25-5581, VULCAN 99-3864, ELEVENTH 12-6963, DIZZY GILLESPIE 12-5792, LEAPS INTO 
THE AIR 75-85, ARTHUR DENT 11-7305, and KEEL HAULER 9-5389.

Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  Arena (Number)       W  L K  
MORDANT(1)           3  1 0  ZORPUNT(24)          1  0 0  ROCANIS(56)          2  2 0  
NIANIA(2)            2  0 0  LYRATILAN(25)        1  1 0  ILLIS(59)            1  0 0  
JHELUM(4)            1  1 0  CALEAM(26)           1  1 0  ARADI(60)            1  2 0  
KALTOS(5)            0  1 0  LAPUR(29)            1  0 0  JURINE(61)           0  3 0  
TRANSEL(6)           2  3 0  ARVAT(32)            1  1 0  VALAMANTIS(62)       1  0 0  
ARKERS(8)            0  1 0  NIATOLI ISLAND(33)   3  1 0  AMEN-TEI(63)         1  0 0  
ZUKAL(9)             0  4 0  MURSKA(35)           2  2 0  DAL SHANG(65)        0  1 0  
KOLACT(10)           2  0 0  JHANS(36)            3  2 0  JADE MOUNTAIN(75)    2  2 0  
ARUAK CITY(11)       1  1 0  CLIFFHOME(38)        0  1 0  LIN TIRIAN(78)       1  0 0  
RIZTAB(12)           0  2 0  RODEKI(42)           1  1 0  SHADOWSPIRE(81)      3  1 0  
DULLENS(13)          0  1 0  VEASTIAN(43)         1  1 0  DWES EG(82)          1  0 0  
TOBIR(14)            1  1 0  ARDIVENT(46)         1  1 0  BLACKSTONE(84)       0  2 0  
WILLAF(16)           1  1 0  SNOWBOUND(50)        1  2 0  OLD VALAMANTIS(96)   0  1 0  
TALCAMA(18)          3  3 0  TRICORUS(51)         0  1 0  SHADOW GROVE(97)     1  0 0  
ZUWAYZA(19)          1  0 0  FRATSFA(52)          1  0 0  SYVYN'S HILL(98)     2  0 0  
SUNSET(21)           2  1 0  KHALHUMS(53)         1  0 0  SOUTH RIDGE(99)      0  3 0  
SOLVEN(22)           1  0 0  

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 DOWNWITHTHEKING 1-8736      31  20  1  147  RUN DMC (1626)             MORDANT
 GOPHER BAROQUE 2-3359       86  72  0  174  CREAM OF THE SLOP (589)    NIANIA
 DISSIDENT 4-6672            30  24  2  187  PEARL JAM (1638)           JHELUM
 DEEP BLUE 5-3822            21  21  2   37  TECHNOLOGY (1639)          KALTOS
 SKIP JAMES 6-6579           28  33  0  136  BLACK AND BLUES (1632)     TRANSEL
 URA GONER 8-5214            23   5  1  164  YOU PAY I SLAY (1500)      ARKERS

TOP WARRIOR OF EACH ARENA     W   L  K PNTS  TEAM NAME                  CITY           
 KEEL HAULER 9-5389          31   6  0  196  SEA DOGS (1468)            ZUKAL
 EBONY 10-3116               31  15  0  157  DRAGON LORDS (555)         KOLACT
 ARTHUR DENT 11-7305         32  37  0  164  THE HITCHHIKERS (1564)     ARUAK CITY
 ELEVENTH 12-6963            32  24  0  163  BLUE NOTE (1642)           RIZTAB
 FRANKIE 13-5579             20  23  0   31  SERPENTS HOLD 929 (1621)   DULLENS
 REUNITED 14-4771            36  35  1  181  WU-TANG FOREVER (1643)     TOBIR
 WELL DON 16-6079            29   7  0  193  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1601)   WILLAF
 SPARE ANCHOR 18-9610        65  33  1  223  SEA DOGS (426)             TALCAMA
 GRAVITRON 19-5369           22   7  1   95  THE MOTHERSHIP CC (1611)   ZUWAYZA
 DAGAN 21-7201               42  33  0  206  BLOOD AND SAND (1545)      SUNSET
 CROSSTOWN TRAFFIC 22-7035   17  19  0   61  ARE YOU ? (1647)           SOLVEN
 WHAT? 24-4991               23  14  2   89  TRIBE (1648)               ZORPUNT
 SAURON 25-5581              23   9  2   59  SAY MY NAME (1649)         LYRATILAN
 SHIV 26-5006                23  15  1  129  SERPENTS HOLD (1608)       CALEAM
 NERO 29-5707                38  46  1  104  TREKKERS (1534)            LAPUR
 BRAINS MCGEE 32-5441        24  26  2   90  THE WALKING DEAD (1538)    ARVAT
 BURIED TREASURE 33-7722     31  13  0  224  SEA DOGS (1501)            NIATOLI ISLAND
 FURIOUS FROGPALER 35-4309   24  15  0  133  BATTLE FROGS (1597)        MURSKA
 VIPER 36-7544               37  22  0  173  SERPENTS HOLD (1609)       JHANS
 WHAT'S A VOLKSIE? 38-4563   38  37  0  155  TEAM FLOYD (690)           CLIFFHOME
 TRUGOY THE DOVE 42-4614     35  42  1  136  INTELLECTS OF HIPHOP (1655 RODEKI
 HALFTIME 43-4816            19  14  1   77  EPIC RAP (1656)            VEASTIAN
 KURT COBAIN 46-4253         30  27  0  157  THE 27 CLUB (1634)         ARDIVENT
 RED ALERT 50-139            46  45  1  172  PUBLIC ENEMY (1530)        SNOWBOUND
 MANNY LEHMAN 51-5074        37  41  1  162  COLLEGE RADIO (1541)       TRICORUS
 DARGON 52-4264              26  13  0   99  DRAGONS GUARD II (1619)    FRATSFA
 SWEET CHILD 53-6040         22   8  0   97  EXCELLENT TUNES (1658)     KHALHUMS
 KULGAN 56-4268              31  41  3  204  MEN OF STEEL (1659)        ROCANIS
 RATTLER 59-2885             15   5  0   84  SERPENTS HOLD (1673)       ILLIS
 CHOPPED RABBIT 60-1362      29  15  0  165  UNNAMEABLES (1661)         ARADI
 GIRL SCOUT COOKIE 61-3633   21  15  1   89  SHEWISH BUFFET (1562)      JURINE
 DANG LEN 62-4694            24  12  0   77  GARBAGE PAIL KIDS (1633)   VALAMANTIS
 KUNG PAO KOLACTAN 63-2882   36  21  2  193  SHEWISH BUFFET (1568)      AMEN-TEI
 XYLOID 65-7141              20  21  1   45  SCRABBLE (1662)            DAL SHANG
 XAVIER 75-2071              33  11  2  232  RUNEBLADES (1585)          JADE MOUNTAIN
 NAKED LUNCH 78-2917         32  26  0  165  SHEWISH BUFFET (1537)      LIN TIRIAN
 SUBPRIME RIB 81-1567        36  34  1  166  OTTO'S DINER (1663)        SHADOWSPIRE
 THE WAD O' GAS 82-13378     44  27  0  176  ENIGMA 1 (1664)            DWES EG
 NEVERMIND 84-23395          28  34  3  163  AL BUMS VI (1665)          BLACKSTONE
 THE MAILMAN 96-616          22  25  6  112  STINKY OCCUPATIONS (1666)  OLD VALAMANTIS
 GARLIC ARAOI 97-4776         8  12  4   75  SHEWISH PICNIC (1667)      SHADOW GROVE
 BAKED CONVINCIA 98-2341     44  23  4  257  SHEWISH BANQUET (1515)     SYVYN'S HILL
 RUPTURE 99-3463             29  20  4  146  BLOOD GANG (1532)          SOUTH RIDGE

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                      STARGRITS (28-3714) UGLY URBAN ORCS  (425) 
                        CAUSEY (65-5881) THE CAUSEY WAY  (659) 
                 FLYING HELLFISH (82-7132) CARNIVAL OF CHAOS  (1019) 
                     WARRIOR 1 (82-22691) TOURNEY TEAM II  (3620) 
                       CRAZY 69 (84-11518) CRAZY 88 20  (2091) 
                          ANGRY (84-11693) WORDS IX  (2126) 
                  SUBTERFUGE (84-38420) COLLUSION UNLIMITED  (6707) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes